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this is my big sis, patchy

>> No.29953446
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>>29952888
Cool big sis dude.

>> No.29953666

>>29952888
She certainly looks like she could be your girlfriend, dude.

>> No.29964500

She certainly looks like she could be my girlfriend, dude.

>> No.29973842
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She wears cute pantsu

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>>29953666

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She is my wife.

>> No.30048398

>>30017484
Congratulations dude.

>> No.30080579

>>30048398
Thanks.

>> No.30081709

>>29952888
Patchy is cute

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>>30081709
Patche is awesome

>> No.30131384

>>30017484
You're wife is my paizuri slave dude.

>> No.30140934

>>30131384
You can't enslave patchy, she is too strong

>> No.30152743
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>>30127509
No, she is cute

>> No.30152813

>>29952888
Congrats, I want her to sit on my face

>> No.30159583
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>>30152813

>> No.30200722

>>30159583
GIWTWM

>> No.30225111

>>30159583
Licking Patchy's sweaty, tight, fluffy anus!

>> No.30269147

>>30152743
How do you deny her awesomeness with such ease? impossible.

>> No.30275031

>>30159583
Yes just like that thank you can you introduce me?

>> No.30277819

>>30159583
Koakuma [likes] Kunny(?)

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>>30269147
She is just too cute so it overpowers her awesomeness.

>> No.30317470

>>30287016
Pretty true

>> No.30320690

>>30287016
Well in that a case, I argue Patche is more comfy than cute. Just imagine hugging her as you read a book together. She's so soft she could be a pillow.

>> No.30346029
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>>30320690
Fair enough, her natural comfiness overpowers her cuteness.

>> No.30346546

>>29952888
I wish she was my big sis...

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>>30277819
She sure does

>> No.30369154

>>29952888
Smelly NEET who wears pajamas all day

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>>30369154
Look at how sloppy she is

>> No.30371056

>>30369979
Adorable

>> No.30371130

>>30369979
Why does Remilia let this gross dork stay in her mansion, rent-free?

>> No.30374161

>>30369979
So chubby...

>> No.30374246

>>30371130
i guess she protects the library helps around

even though books still get stolen

>> No.30395767

>>30369979
So sleazy and gross, she looks like she smells like mold. Thankfully she barely leaves her room but Remilia really should expell her "friend" from the mansion.

>> No.30395776

>>30371130
Having a powerful mage is one of the few things you need if you want to maintain a presence and not be fucked with.
That and if you need a solution to cull your dangerous little sister at a moments notice.

>> No.30423830

>>30395767
I mean, she could, but what would she do with all of the books?

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Haha!
Patchouli has a Marisa fumo!

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>>30374246
Daze

>> No.30522378

>>30471960
imagine the smell

>> No.30523473

>>30522378
I am actively trying not to

>> No.30543914

>>30423830
Burn, must be a bunch of dork shit anyway.

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>>30346029
>>30320690
>>30287016
>>30269147
>>30152743
What shallow people you are, to think Patchy has only one defining aspect.

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>>30544008
Which are the defining aspects of the Patchouli?

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Patch is an oneechan

>> No.30573094

>>30544008
I don't think she has one defining aspect, I just find her to be overall amazing and incredibly soft to the touch!

>> No.30593322

>>30547310
The flower, or the girl?

>> No.30619117

>>30593322
both

>> No.30619128

Lets see if you -know- who the best magic user in Gensokyo is.
Fill in the blank: _________

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Lets see if you -know- who the best programmer in Gensokyo is.
Fill in the blank: _________

>> No.30625000

>>30564841
onee-sama

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>>30625000
gomen

>> No.30629437

>>30629108
So weak! I want to help her carry the books and then ask her to be rewarded with something sexual.

>> No.30629628

>>30629108
it's okay, could never be mad at oneechan

>> No.30685328

>>30629108
Yo, that's not Patchouli.
I can understand her carrying one book, but four? What?

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Seriously. Who WOULDN'T hug Patchouli?

>> No.30718134

>>30717977
Soft patchy belly

>> No.30738351

>>30717977
Most people, she has an awful stench like all shut-ins.

>> No.30738408

>>29952888
I love her so much.

>> No.30738420

It's weird seeing Patchouli without her hat. At the same time, it's kinda sexy.

>> No.30767721

Patchy is the only fat girl I find cute.

>> No.30784836

Patche isn't fat...

>> No.30801338

>>30369979
rape the fujo patche

>> No.30810575

>>30801338
I posted this, I meant hold hands the fujo patche

>> No.30831917

>>30738420
Is Patche with clothes but without hat lewder than Patche without clothes but wearing her hat?

>> No.30832436

>>30810575
>hold hands the fujo
Remove the patche and people can reason properly again.
>fujo
eww

>> No.30833091
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Fucking lazy BUM

>> No.30860503

>>30833091
I want to keep my hands warm between pache's thighs!

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>>30738351
Smells like old dusty books, lamp oil, and biscuits!
Ah~

>> No.30900366

>>30833091
Finally, the original image.
Patche is not a lazy bum, she does more than you just by reading books!

>> No.30922849

>>30833091
I bet it's really pungent around sweaty patchy even if she is outside, I pity the ones who have to stay near her.

>> No.30930280

>>30833091
I’d like to huff one of those boots

>> No.30940158

>>30930280
>>30833091
Imagine you were only 2 inches tall and Patche dropped you into one of her boots haha

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>>30940158
haha as a joke right?

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>>30945677

>> No.31006156

Pache

>> No.31044504

>>31006156

>> No.31083200

>>30945677
I doubt he's joking.

>> No.31087470

>>30833091
Where's this from btw?

>> No.31087512

>>31006156

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>>30833091

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>> No.31112102

patch this thread

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I see what you did there.

>> No.31120959

>>31114855
What?

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>> No.31125563

>>30784836
She is tho

>> No.31128945

>>31125563
She could become fat, but It does not mean she is currently fat.

>> No.31133712

>>30738351
>>30860673
I doubt she would neglect herself to that extent. Even if she skips a day.

>> No.31137884

>>31120959
It's just a stupid joke is all.

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The ideal Patchouli body

>> No.31149628

>>31145755
Something isn't right.
There's no way Patche would hug someone! And what happened to Hina?

>> No.31154392

I want to discuss various theories with Patchouli!

>> No.31161133
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>>31145755
Too fat.

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big booba patche is CANON

>> No.31176678

>>31167610
Patche has been sitting for so long she almost forgot how to walk since floating everywhere is so convenient!

>> No.31178520

>>31149628
Hina absorbed fatchy misfortune which made the fat mage both nicer and thinner than she normally is but also turned hina into a smug slampig.

>> No.31185055

>>31167610
Perfect

>> No.31185889

Escort vTubers to /v/.

>> No.31191548 [DELETED] 

Bump

>> No.31197021

>>31178520
Hina makes little sense... I hope she doesn't change permanently.

>> No.31200126

>>30369979
Patchy is a cute slob! Imagine walking into her room while she's frumping around in only her sticky schlicky panties! She'd be so embarrassed and it'd be adorable!

>> No.31200285

>>30833091
I want to drink the water that her sweaty smelly feet are soaking in!

>> No.31200333

>>30860673
I wish Patchy would playfully get me in a triangle lock and make me smell her feet and crotch! As a joke!

>> No.31200502

>>31200126
>>31200285
>>31200333
Calm down.

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>>31149628

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>>31200502
I'm sorry, I'm just extremely horny and I love Patchy and her cute feet!

>> No.31200895

>>29952888
Patchycephalosaurus?

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>>31185055
Quite.

>> No.31205413

>>31200895
No?

>> No.31205582
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Patchy is realistically the only touhou girl you would ever want to be around.
Quiet, books, minds her business, hates thieves and general tomfuckery.

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Patchy been playing too much video games

>> No.31209642

>>31206312
Which kind of video games the patcho plays?

>> No.31210423

>>31209642
Fujoshi eroges

>> No.31217473

>>31209642
>>31210423
whyyyyyyyyyy

>> No.31225210
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There were a lot of lolichoulis.

>> No.31225261

but aside from that, Merry Christmas!

>> No.31233663

discuss patchouli

>> No.31233961
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>>31233663
You start.

>> No.31242324

>>31233961
Ok. I think patchouli is cute.

>> No.31254913

Aside from if the SDM even celebrates Christmas, I wonder if Patche even gets presents. She seems like the type to shove hers into a closet and forget about it. I can't think of one thing she would want if it isn't mage stuff or anything else when she has a library and has been around for so long that she might have already seen all there is.

>> No.31255239

>>31254913
Books from the outside world might interest her. Or maybe just a new cup for tea.

>> No.31266767

>>31255239
>Books from the outside world
yeah, but the SDM already imports stuff so she might already have some stuff unless she hasn't already thought of asking for any.

>> No.31268528
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Patches hips are quite wide.

>> No.31272174

>>31268528
The perfect size, the perfect proportions. It's amazing how she looks the way she does.

>> No.31280854

Patche-nee always has the answers...

>> No.31290732

>>31280854
Even to lewd stuff?

>> No.31298242

>>31290732
I don't think she does.

>> No.31301878

>>31205582
I agree, but some others are good too. Plus there's the Fairy Maids.

>> No.31306443

>>31268528
Her belly is quite wide too, so wide that she is trying to hide it!

>> No.31315090

>>31101860
I love her thighs.

>> No.31319178
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Name my band.

>> No.31319219

>>31319178
Palisa

>> No.31330495

>>31319178
I have nothing, but Maiden Magic came to mind.
Maiden Magic - Made in Magic. Magical land, magical people. 3 Magicians, all female.

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>>31205582
She is arrogant and think regular humans are inferior, she would either ignore you, expel you from her library or make you work for her. The nice patcho is a meme, she is a wicked woman.

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>>31346173
No

>> No.31353995

>>31346173
If she's so wicked then why did she let me under her dress and jack off while huffing her panties?

>> No.31354226

>>31233663
Patchouli is very cute. She could probably make an excellent teacher with all the books she's read.

>> No.31354254

>>31233663
She doesn't shower very often so she probably smells really heavily of female body odor.

>> No.31354368

>>31354226
I want patchouli-sama to teach me sex education! Ahh~~

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>>31354254
Lies

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>>31346173
Sounds about right to me.

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>>31346173
Also oof, that book isn't what I expected at all.

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>>31358904

>> No.31370255

>>31346173
I know she isn't nice, but at least talk about books or with-hold information from her so she actually has a reason to talk to you.

>> No.31381465

>>31358799
How do I increase Patche's affection level with me?

>> No.31388200

>>31360907
cute slippers

>> No.31396790

>>31381465
Did you tru interacting with her?

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>>31388200

>> No.31397030

>>30159583
>oops I slipped and fell!

This is the shit Koakuma has to deal with day after day, multiple times a day! Why hasn't the servants of Scarlet Devil Mansion unionized yet? This is plain employee abuse!

>> No.31402880

>>30225111
>fluffy anus

>> No.31407359

>>31397030
I'll happily take her place.

>> No.31411002

>>31407359
Only youkai can survive patcho's snatch stench.

>> No.31413808

>>31397030
>>oops I slipped and fell!
Tripping in mid air is Luna Child tier. Patche's ability to navigate is terribly low.

>> No.31418968

Normal Patche or Loli Patche?

>> No.31440353

>>31411002
sounds about right

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>>31411002
It still scares them.

>> No.31450390

>>31444276
Rip Koa.
She'll need to bathe in tomatoes for a year straight to get the smell out.

>> No.31458909

>>29973842
Only Anon could do this...

>> No.31468864

>>31418968
Soft Patche

>> No.31469677

The purple magician!
Not often purple in the face! She wears purple even though she isn't royalty!

>> No.31483991

>>31006156
agreed

>> No.31491802

>>31201620
I love her

>> No.31491849

>>31346173
Fuck off blackpill fag

>> No.31491885

>>31354368
She is too pure for sex

>> No.31491922

>>31418968
Perfect Patchu

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>>31491849
>blackpillfag

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>>31381465
It's a mystery. A question that even Knowledge herself can't answer.

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>>31491885
Come, now. She's not a whore or anything, but she's still a witch living with a family of vampires. She's not pure.

>> No.31498814

>>31492708
I can't believe Patchouli is inept at making friends despite being alive for 100 years.

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>>31498814
Seclusion does that.

>> No.31502614

>>31498814
She is friends with the Remimi though, maybe you just need to be cool and confident like Remi and approach her to break her shell!

>> No.31508987

>>31502614
They've known eachother since forever. Patche needs to get new friends.
No, Flan, Sakuya, Meiling, Koakuma and the others do not count.

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>> No.31523800

>>31346173
>She is arrogant and think regular humans are inferior
Well, good thing no /jp/ poster is a regular human, or considered "normal" by any means.

>> No.31529605

>>31133712
She just sit and read for days without getting up, ignoring the sweat under her fat folds and snatch.

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>> No.31549579

>>31529605
There's nothing magic can't fix... She already doesn't need to eat...

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>> No.31558475

>>31554452
cute

>> No.31565007

Patchouli Paizuri

>> No.31566834

>>30810575
Me again. I meant cuddle under a blanket with the fujo pache, her in my lap, my arms folded under her gross boobs

>> No.31566915

>>30543914
Fujo pache has an entire section in the library dedicated to yaoi fujo doujinshis! What a disgusting woman!

>> No.31566945

I want to mating press creampie Patchuppa so bad, so fucking bad

>> No.31566986

>>31566945
Don't, anon! If you do that, she might get pregnant with your offspring!

>> No.31567021

Patchouli almost rhythms with fujoshi...

>> No.31567054

>>31566986
>might
might get pregnant?
I will definitively make her a mother of at least 7 children.

>> No.31567633

I want to french kiss patchouli, have her playfully bite my tongue, take a sip from her tea and feel it sting when she force feeds the tea to me.

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>>31567054
Pache's post partum flabby belly! Pache's neverendingly milk-leaking boobies! Pache's vast brown pregnancy nipples! Baby factory pache! Motherly pache! Ah~~

>> No.31580288

>>31567633
I don't get it.

>> No.31589879

I want to throw Patchouli a surprise party which causes her to have a panic attack!

>> No.31589949
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>>31589879
Don't startle the witch.

>> No.31602115

>>31589949
There's no way she can cast such large scale magic in a small room!

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>>31569172
I want to knock up the Koa so her body ends up like Pache's.

>> No.31604383

>>31602115
>small room
The library is huge. Sakuya uses space-manipulation magic to make the mansion bigger on the inside than the outside.

>> No.31612475
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What if I saved the pache thread?

>> No.31616996

>>31612475
Then you would be amazing.

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>> No.31628123

>>31620850
Get some sleep Patche.

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The good images are always too big to post.

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>>31631620
If you say so.

>> No.31638848

>>31631783
There's an easy way around it, I'm just complaining about it.

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boob sweat

>> No.31653252

>>31644407
Hot summers with Patche!

>> No.31653607

>>31644407
>>31653252
Imagine the smell.

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>>31644407
>>31653252

>> No.31663852

>>31656833
Meiling is considerate, but I'm surprised Patche was even able to keep up./

>> No.31673912

Making sure the purple mage doesn't overheat at the beach!

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>>31663852
Meiling is terrifying.

>> No.31676117

>>31674592
Sakuya's tummy...

>> No.31683746

>>31674592
No, just well trained. And a youkai.

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Imagine going with this fatty to the beach, how embarrassing.

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>>31673912
>>31689307
It would be lovely.

>> No.31703889

>>31689307
I'm sure it'll be fun. Patche has no reason to keep her nose in a book, so now it's time for her to actually say words for once that aren't commands, requests, or offhand remarks!

>> No.31705427

>>31689307
The only beach Patchouli has ever visited was an artificial one she made herself in her own library.

>> No.31714302

>>31689307
I wanna suddenly pinch her belly in front of everyone so she says the cutest "kyaah!"

>> No.31719625

>>31705427
It still counts.
Even as half a point.

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Patches magnificient bottom

>> No.31733028

I want to explore Patche's library in search of books that aren't recorded in the catalogs

>> No.31737011

>>31676117
What about it?

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>> No.31752152

>>31743356
Well, it's Marisa's fault for misinterpreting the glasses' use

>> No.31757128

>>31743356
Marisa is disgusted because she discovered that patche is a fatso, you can't see this at first because of her dress.

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>>31757128
She wanted to see patcho naked.

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パチュリー、ウッ!

>> No.31770317

>>31725432
These clothes are too lewd, what is she trying to achieve with this?

>> No.31773874

>>31770317
>what is she trying to achieve with this?
your attention. judging by your reaction, it worked.

>> No.31776285

>>31737011
I want to pinch it but I don't think I will survive the knives who God knows where they would come from.

>> No.31779118

Patchouli's weird hat

>> No.31787220

>>31779118
Her hat is very cute.

>> No.31795681

>>31787220
Then what are those things on the side?

>> No.31804618

>>31411002
I wish to die then

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Year of the pig would be more appropriate for fatcho, but cowchouli is fine too!

>> No.31818239

>>31808741
Does Patche's milk even taste good?

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>>31818239
Yeah but it's not for everyone, too much fat in it.

>> No.31841451

>>31835823
>too much fat in it.
Why? She barely eats!

>> No.31842762

>>31733028
I want to find the book about how to affectionately love your patche!

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>>31808741
The Human village has no cows, yet their milk export is booming! What a strange incident!

>> No.31853175

>>31843675
>What a strange incident!
It's a scheme. They're reselling the milk they get.

>> No.31862900

Poncho

>> No.31871321

aaaah, if only patche were nicer. she'd be a great person to hug.

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>> No.31885711

>>31818239
No

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>>31402880

>> No.31893631

Monkeys Paw
And she has a Massive Dick.

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>>29952888
doesnt matter, youmu is better!!!!!

>> No.31912475

>>29952888
She got big breast for a small girl.

>> No.31930830

>>31871321
But the best part is hugging her while she gets all grumpy!

>> No.31962129 [DELETED] 

Not my sis

>> No.31988796

Is patchy a dork?

>> No.32013090

Bump for one of the few threads that belong on /jp/.

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>>31988796
She's a very smart girl!

>> No.32018406

>>31795681
Cute hat parts.

>> No.32018485

>>32018406
I want to smell the inside of patchoulis hat after she didn't shower for an entire week.

>> No.32039942

>>32018485
>an entire week

>> No.32040151

Imagine supporting Patchy's head with one hand, and holding her inhaler in the other while she uses it.

>> No.32054924

I want to converse with Patche despite her having zero interest in talking to me.

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Patchy is such a dunce. She really needs to get out more!

>> No.32064070

>>32055146
hah, pantsu on head retarded.

>> No.32065583

>>30543914
Destroying a good book kills the reason itself

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Be it Fatchouli or Flatchouli, Patchy is always cute and sexy in my eyes.
I want to help Patchy to live more healthily

>> No.32068257

>>32014330
Have you read your SICP today?

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she is very talented

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Oh god HELP

>> No.32083454

>>32080779
Welp. You deaded.

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What would you do on this situation?

>> No.32100551

>>32100400
Apologize to the grand magician and offer to carry her books as repayment.

>> No.32100844

>>31200742
Cute

>> No.32100888

>>32080779
Which genso wanderer is this? TODR?

>> No.32104516
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FAT

>> No.32123050

>>32104516
>Dieting
In what time frame?

>> No.32132173

>>30619128
Marisa Knowledge after she marries Patchouli only to discover she's a natural at the weekday magic that Patche uses, and quickly surpasses her anaemic NEET wife.

>> No.32132585

>>32100400
Begin a romcom anime or something.

>> No.32142885

>>32132173
>only to discover she's a natural at the weekday magic that Patche uses
I'm pretty sure Patche doesn't use large scale magic daily.

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Freeloader.

>> No.32155228

Purple Mage, purple things.
I wonder if the plant is purple too.

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https://img2.gelbooru.com/images/2f/07/2f076bec66765bbc5e48ba9a3c20c4ad.jpg

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>> No.32185293

I'm very sad that I can't hug patchy

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>> No.32189486

>>31492797
>She's not pure.
Says who.

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>>31492797
What is her body count?

>> No.32197909

>>31346173
Let's say you had tie to prepare in the outside world before going to Gensokyo, Occult works are easily available on the internet so with enough practice you could become more than a usual human before entering Gensokyo and gain enough basic respect. I wonder if there is occult knowledge easily available in the outside world but not Gensokyo in the word of Touhou - probably western Judaeo-Christian based stuff.

>> No.32197999

>>31319178
I would say the genre would be dream-pop/shoegaze, looks like a millennial dream-pop revival band.

The only dumb name I could think of would be Star Blast

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>> No.32214329

>>32197909
>Occult works are easily available on the internet so with enough practice you could become more than a usual human before entering Gensokyo and gain enough basic respect
You'd just be a cultist.

>> No.32220651

>>32214329
patchouli magic is supposed to use western magic in a eastern flavour, western magic is literally occultism so supposedly occultism works in the touhou universe

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>> No.32249964

>>32234313
W i d e Patche

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>> No.32260014

>>32259833
what a decrepit magician!

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Patche-nee...

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Fucking patche can't even catch the ball.

>> No.32294582

>>32289823
rip patcho

>> No.32301752

>>32259833
>hardly ever walks, floats with magic
Imagine how soft her feet are

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