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You know what you need more in your life?

PATCHY!
<3

>> No.18125866
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Incorrect. You need more Hydrogen, Carbon, Oxygen, Nitrogen, Sulfur and the hundreds of thousands of molecules these fundamental elements can form when combined - from simple water to complex oxytocin, commonly known as the hormone of love.

>> No.18125872
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Thank you.

>> No.18126623
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Does Patche celebrate new years?

>> No.18132666

I celebrate mine with /jp/!

>> No.18132709

Sell me on the Patchister. What's so good about her?

>> No.18132824

>>18132709
Purple hair, soft, is a witch.

>> No.18132825

>>18132709
Shee Shmart
like mee

>> No.18132926

>>18132709
Smart, reserved, stays inside, big and soft, cute hat with moon, elegant long purple hair, can blast you away.

>> No.18133051

nerd

>> No.18133447
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Y-You can't just start a thread with a pic of Patchy's cute smelly feet like that! It's WAY too lewd for cute /jp/-kun, and you'll embarrass her~!

>> No.18133456

Patchy is fatchy!

>> No.18133537

>>18133456
I'll bash the Patche, if you know what j mean. ;D

>> No.18133548
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>> No.18133568

How often does she "scratch the patch," if you know what I mean?

>> No.18133593
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>>18133456
She's just a bit chubby! But that's fine with me! I'm a bit chubby too! Cuddling with chubby Patchouli would be soft and fun and CUTE!

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>>18133568
Patchy likes writing cute, dorky, fujoshi stories about Anon, where you take her out and be her hero and boyfriend! Patchouli schlicks to those stories, and it's very cute!

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Any high res monochrome images?

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Patchy is a fat-bottomed girl!

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>>18126623
Her magic is based on the passing of days, of course she celebrates the new year.

>> No.18141523
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I will pound that musky hiki pussy until it becomes raw.

>> No.18144710
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>>18141523
I would love her tenderly.

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>>18125827
PATCHE!

>> No.18151549
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post patch!

>> No.18152765
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>>18151549
Mukyuu~

>> No.18152790

>>18132709
Easy to overpower and mating press rape.

>> No.18164706
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the real patchoulo

>> No.18164722
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Patch in the gym

>> No.18165049

>>18164706
The og mane

>> No.18165059

>>18164722
Mukyuu, book worm

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>>18164722
Hey, Hikki, I think you got the wrong door. The library's two blocks down.

>> No.18165113
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>>18165100
Mukyu

>> No.18171711

>>18164722
I want her to use the GAY BAR move on me

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>> No.18177863

>>18151549
Patchy full of patches

>> No.18188741
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sleepy..

>> No.18189522
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The various emotions one would see on Patchoulis face throughout a day spent together.

>> No.18189606
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el patcho

>> No.18189627
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>>18165113
>patchy will never mukyu

>> No.18189755
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What kind of name is patchouli even?
Would it be weird to name my kid as if patchouli?

>> No.18189920

>>18189755
Probably yeah

>> No.18190626

>>18189755
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patchouli

>> No.18191506 [DELETED] 
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The only thing he sponsors is /qa/. On other boards. That's something we didn't even have to ask. He's such a loyal servant. Always here for us the whole day, doing things for us without any reward and often times we're even unaware of his favors. Honestly that guy deserves this star. Congrats man, you EARNED it.

>> No.18192686
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>>18190626
I know what patchouli is, I am just wondering about it as a name.

>> No.18194012

>>18192686
It's a beautiful name. Witches don't need to have normal human names anyway.

>> No.18194056

>>18194012
I think of it as a beautiful name too, which is why I wonder if it would be weird to name ones daughter this way.

>> No.18195736
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wanna glaze that ham

>> No.18196675

Why is Patchy so fluffy?

>> No.18196723
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L or R

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>>18196723
Fatchy always.
It makes her even cuter than she already is and it fits very nicely to her.
Not to mention all the fun things you can do with a big patcho.

>> No.18197788

>>18196723
Right.

But not that kind of fat, please.

>> No.18199202

Patchouli being a bit chubby makes sense, but making her a cow with big fat udders doesn't.

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>>18196723
Neither.

>> No.18199223

>>18196723
Which one would be more ticklish?

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>>18196723
left ones hips with about half of right ones breast

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>>18199208

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>>18133456
She's fat in all the right places so I don't mind

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>>18133447
Does she wears flip flops with socks on to keep them warm, cute and with her scent?

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