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Who's your mommy, /jp/? Mine is the judge.

>> No.16259641

What a coinsidence
judge is my wife

>> No.16259649
Quoted by: >>16267912

>>16259641
Hi dad

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Quoted by: >>16267912

*pat pat*

>> No.16260240
Quoted by: >>16267912

I hate momma boys on /jp/!

>> No.16260322

My mom died 4 months ago.

My dad killed himself 2 weeks later. Now I'm an orphan.

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>>16260322
You can't be orphan if you are adult

>> No.16260539
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The one and only

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Quoted by: >>16267912

>>16260539
pshh

>> No.16260560
Quoted by: >>16267912

>>16260322

My dude..

>> No.16260581
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16260581

mommy!

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Quoted by: >>16267912

I would help this old lady cross the street.

>> No.16260676
Quoted by: >>16267912

>>16260512
There is still a certain emptiness in my heart.

This is something nobody, neither child or adult should witness.

>> No.16261214
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>>16260581
That you, brother?

>>16259669
This looks like a Movie title plus tagline.

>> No.16261294

>>16259669
sauce

>> No.16261302
Quoted by: >>16267912

>>16261294
There is literally only one translated Sagume doujin.

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>> No.16261664

Which mom is the one most likely to have sex with me?

>> No.16261726
Quoted by: >>16267912

>>16261294
Anon, I am thy savior
https://exhentai.org/g/817968/57d24b0fdc/

>> No.16262643
Quoted by: >>16267912

>>16261664
Alice's Mom
see>>16261368

>> No.16262667
Quoted by: >>16267912

>>OP
You mommy memers need to go back to where you came from. This is so cringey to read.

>> No.16262721
Quoted by: >>16267912

>>16260581
Your mom is my mom as well!
And also my wife!

>> No.16262905
Quoted by: >>16267912

post the big chair one

>> No.16262982
Quoted by: >>16267912

I like mamaKong

>> No.16264556
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YUKARIN IS MY MOMMY

>> No.16264579
Quoted by: >>16267912

>>16264556
granny pls

>> No.16267912
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>>OP
>>16259641
>>16259649
>>16259669
>>16260164
>>16260240
>>16260322
>>16260512
>>16260539
>>16260544
>>16260560
>>16260581
>>16260671
>>16260676
>>16261214
>>16261294
>>16261302
>>16261368
>>16261664
>>16261726
>>16262643
>>16262667
>>16262721
>>16262905
>>16262982
>>16264556
>>16264579
None of you have shit on my mom.

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>> No.16268009
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suwako is my mom

>> No.16270356
Quoted by: >>16282332

/jp/ is my mom

>> No.16270501
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Quoted by: >>16270861

Pick a mom.

>> No.16270508
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Quoted by: >>16270844

She looks like my real mom, too.

>> No.16270844

>>16270508
proof?

>> No.16270861
Quoted by: >>16270864

>>16270501

Yukka is my mom everyone else is my aunty

>> No.16270864

>>16270861
you have a nice mom

>> No.16270994
Quoted by: >>16271877

Why is /jp/ so mazacon?

>> No.16271848
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Quoted by: >>16272779

Komachi is my super-young mommy who got teen pregnant. Don't make fun of her.

>> No.16271877
Quoted by: >>16273940

>>16270994
It's not. It's crossies.

>> No.16271909
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Junko is my mom!

>> No.16272381

>>16271909
so... are you dead?

>> No.16272688
Quoted by: >>16273969

>>16272381
>...
end yourself

>> No.16272779

>>16271848
Not as young as this guy's mum: >>16268009

>> No.16273940

>>16271877
/jp/ has always been full of filthy mazacons.

>> No.16273959
Quoted by: >>16277251

>>16267912
your mom is a saberface

>> No.16273969

>>16272688
Holy SHIT dude u are so triggered ayy lmao

>> No.16273991

>>16273940
there's nothing wrong with that, who doesn't want to be spoiled?

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>>16273959
fight me cunt

>> No.16277341
Quoted by: >>16280367

>>16277251
>>16267912
You clearly don't belong here. Why did you think it was okay to post? Just go away.

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Quoted by: >>16281132

>>16277251
You can't fool me. Your mom is seriously a saberface.

>> No.16280367

>>16277341
He's a crossie posting in a crossie thread.

>>16273940
Not like this.

>> No.16281132

>>16279020
you got me

>> No.16282332

>>16270356
that would explain why you're such a disappointment.

>> No.16282892
Quoted by: >>16288923

>>16272381
Go to hell.
That joke was shit.

>> No.16288923

>>16282892
Well certainly >>16271909 is there.

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>>16268009

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>>16260539
Your mom is my wife, dude.

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Quoted by: >>16289591

>>OP
I'm going to marry mommy when I grow up and pour all my white pee in her to make another baby boy!

>> No.16289591

>>16289573
Mommy Satori!

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