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What would it be like to date Satori? Would it even BE possible in the first place?

>> No.15825098

Like dating a girl that really tries hard to put up with you, but you can just feel the disappointment emanating from her.

>> No.15825139

>>15825006
Impossible. Humans always have unpleasant thoughts, the way we help others is not voicing them or acting on them. Satori gets that full blast, even if she knows it cant be helped it would still hurt her.

>> No.15825157

>>15825139
Actually, satori thrive on completing your thoughts and reciting them out loud to annoy you. Furthermore, Satori (capital S) specialises in calling up traumatic memories via hypnosis. She would love hanging around emotionally crippled and maladjusted persons, because they're fodder to her satori nature.

>> No.15825164

>>15825157
y... yay

>> No.15825195
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>>15825098
>>15825139
>>15825157
Wait a minute am I Satori?

If so I know the answer to your question OP!

It would be really really fun until you are honest with yourself about what the reality of the situation is.

And then it would break your heart while at the same time you would always love her. But you'd realize the two of you could never be because she just doesn't care and never did through no real fault of her own. You'd feel sadness for her situation and for yourself as you tasted a powerful sample of something beautiful that you will never ever have for real and the pain of experiencing the sample is too much so you have to go full cold turkey, never again, and any memory of her that remains will haunt you.

>> No.15825218

>>15825157
>hypnosis
can she do traditional hypnosis too?

>> No.15825231

>>15825218
No.
"Satori has limited hypnotic abilities, allowing her to bring traumatic memories to the surface of a person's mind or induce amnesia."

>> No.15825248
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She is canonically an insufferable cunt.
I still want to rape her lovingly.

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>>15825195
>>15825157
The best thing to do to a Satori is to surprise her and spontaneously attack them without thinking, which will confuse them

So if you see Satori, you should punch her right in the face without thinking! Just do it.

This is what it would be like to date Satori, endless physical assaults against her to subdue her youkai nature.

>> No.15825311

>>15825195
>Wait a minute am I Satori?
Satori, what are you doing on 4chan? don't you need to run the former hell or something?

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>>15825248
I would like to fuse Satori and Koishi into one youkai.
Satori does not have a happy carefree side, does she?

>>15825250
Can confirm. I left out that part, but yes relationships always become abusive eventually because they figure out it's what the satori keeps asking for. You left out one caveat though.

Satoris attract abusive personalities like bugs to a bright light in an otherwise pitch black park.
There are two main ways I've seen to deal with the blight of being born a satori. You can wipe your mind and be carefree and disconnected from everyone (positive) or you can be sullen and angry all the time (negative).
No one will want to bully (+) out of love and admiration and respect, you just don't exist in the 'being bullied realm.
And no one will want to bully (-) out of fear of being destroyed or unleashing a vortex of pain into the environment.

Either of these extremes though, when low on fuel for whatever reason, become highly vulnerable and will be hurt easily. But with sufficient fuel, there is really no stopping one, because they will see every surprise attack coming.

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>>15825311
I see a lot of myself in Satori but also in Koishi.
Before this thread I identified mostly with Junko.
In my spare time I've been diving deep into my personality and self through Touhou Project characters.
It's really fun!

>> No.15825412

>>15825363
So you're a cute girl? Else you can only compare yourself with Rinnosuke.

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>> No.15825468

>>15825430
I want to leave that tummy covered with semen.

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"Intrusive Thoughts" are common, natural occurances and fleeting ones are not going to be a cause for concern for a mind reader.

Clear, honest communication with little room for misunderstanding is great for a relationship, and really it would depend whether Satori would be abuse asymmetric information gap between the two of you.

That's not even going into all the long-distance stuff. Phone calls, letters, could let both of you interact on equal terms.

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>>15825006
>What would it be like to date Satori?
NO
Would it even BE possible in the first place?
Only if she's asleep

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>>15825412
No.
I'm a male full through.
Eye am the strongest!

The personality traits of these fictional characters don't have anything to do with biological sex.

Had I been born XX instead of XY, well I can't speak for that. Butterfly effect and all. Real life, space-time, etc.

But for the Touhous, I can, because a fictional character's personality is disconnected from the rest of them as it was arbitrarily created for them as they were designed, not as a result of all their life experiences up to the point of observing them as it is with the spirits of this plane of existence (you, me).

Meaning, if you were to make any fictional character the opposite sex and keep everything else about their personality the same, you would be able to do so, and people have done just that on many occasions.

In this instance I am looking at the data set of each Touhou as a sum of its parts, and you seem to see them as their own entity that has emerged into something unique from the particular arrangement of their facets and traits, which cannot be deconstructed as I have been doing so without losing what was there in the first place.

We seem to think differently on this matter and that's ok.

>>15825478
Long-distance was the longest relationship I ever had.
In the end though, the same.
Also greatly lacking as a fulfilling relationship to repeatedly enter into.
A bucket list experience for sure.

>> No.15825533
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>What would it be like to date Satori?
Endless sleeping sex
>Would it even BE possible in the first place?
Only if she's asleep

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>>15825533
Would the Child be Half-human and Half-youkai? if So will that child inherent the telepath powers of his or her mother?

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>> No.15825570

>>15825546
Yes. It would be a pure-breed resulting in a heterozygous F1 generation.
Your second question depends on on the penetrance of the gene overall, there could be plenty of factors involved in determining this.
http://medical-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/penetrance
You'd have to conduct a breeding experiment with a large sample size (n = number of births).

>> No.15825573

>>15825558
Sexy, but embarrassed Satori is certainly one of the best Satoris.

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>>15825558
>>15825533
>>15825483
>>15825430
Naice...

Naice...

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>> No.15826321

Is it possible to help temper/train your mind so that even satoris have a hard time reading it?

>> No.15826404

>>15826321
Nope, just stop thinking. It's the opposite of effort.

>> No.15826468

>>15826404
I'd say the idea of not thinking is harder than thinking itself.

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>> No.15826887

>>15826468
Recite mantras then.

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I just want her to be happy.

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>>15826404
That doesn't exactly work how you think it does. Your subconscious is fair game. Your feelings (any kind) are fair game.
And suppressing your subconscious and feelings on a regular basis takes a great deal of work over time, similar to body building.

>>15826915
It's best that way.

>> No.15826933

>>15825006
>Would it even BE possible in the first place?
No, she doesn't exist, it's the parents.

>> No.15827322

>>15826887
>Recite mantras then.
So if I keep on repeating "Satori is a cute! Satori is a cute!" in my mind, it would work?

>> No.15829198

>>15825006
What would happen if you poke her heart-eye thing?

>> No.15830201

>>15825006
>Would it even BE possible in the first place?
Only if you are a horse

>> No.15830604
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i drew this picture of satori and koishi

>> No.15830919

>>15830604
Grade AAA

>> No.15831040

>>15830604
More impressive than anything I could put out

>> No.15831045

>>15830604
It looks like the scarecrow that learns your ocarina songs!
How fitting! Anon has innate artistic abilities through his subconscious ability to unearth obscure associations!

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>>15825312
I just want to taste Satori, dude. Is that abusive?

>> No.15833758

>>15829198
What would happen if I poke you in the eye?

>> No.15833785

>>15833758
No need to get mad, Satori.

>> No.15833871

Wouldn't it be fine if you just be honest or super whisper under your breath.

>> No.15833964

How physically strong do you think Satori's Third Eye/cables are?

Koishi can do all sorts of physical feats with them but that may be due to her altered state

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>/jp/

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I drew her imouto yesterday.

Maybe I'll do Satori today!

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>>15825006
nya

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>>15825006
I don't know, but I certainly want to try. And then I'll have nothing but lewd thoughts about Satorin while being fully aware that she can see everything.

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>>15834341

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>>15834341
Would she find your lewdness boring, predictable, and mildly gross?

Or would she be... happy?

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>> No.15836551

>>15836507
Woah, Satorin got fat!

>> No.15836887

I want to mating press Satorin!

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>>15832324
No.
Satoris also attract individuals full of pure love for them.
You love Satori and you are not abusive!

>> No.15842976

>>15825250
>This is what it would be like to date Satori, endless physical assaults against her to subdue her youkai nature.

Raping Satori every time you see her without even thinking!

>> No.15843028

I want Satori to straddle my face and pee in my mouth!

>> No.15843048

>>15843028
That, plus a rough footjob with her stuffy socks on!

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I want to come inside of Satori repeatedly!

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>>15845759
Please use protection. Satori can hardly manage a sister; she can't exactly afford a child.

>> No.15845795

>>15845785
She is a NEET leaching off Yama welfare, she would perfectly be able to manage our babies!

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>>15845785
Fine then
Ill just cum all over her face and body

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>>15845817
OK, aim here then.

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