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what would your mom do if she found out you're a virgin

>> No.12172011
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>> No.12172082

My Mom knows I'm a virgin, and she thinks I'm some kind of Elliott Rodger. She wants me to go to counselling so they can stuff me with pills.

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>>12172082
maybe they'll give you meth

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My parents wanted me to be a virgin till I find the right one and I bought all their nonsense. Now I'm an old virgin who has never experienced relationships with the opposite sex other than in fiction and fantasy. My mom now usually talks about me getting married and giving her some grandkids. I don't know if it's my fault or theirs.

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My mom want me be virgin until the right time, but I want to be virgin forever.

>> No.12172176

It is both of your faults. Its their fault for telling you that and your fault for listening.

I wouldn't wanna lose my virginity to the "right one". Think how awkward sex would be with no experience and with no relationship experience it's likely your relationship will fall apart. Unless of course the spouse is a virgin as well but that is unlikely.

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>>12172150

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>>12172176
>>12172180
Thanks for that lazy, cop-out "both" answer. I really didn't think about it that way. Wow, you should be a marriage counselor.

>> No.12172215

>>12172163
Nice image macro /v/ro ;)

>> No.12172236

>>12172195
If you wanna lose you virginity you have to go outside and find a girl who well take your virginity its not rocket science. How do you go about finding a girl? Look around they're fucking everywhere, I'm pretty sure at least one person is willing to fuck u. To pussy to do it? Will have fun with your virginity.

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>>12172236
Lose my virginity to a girl? But that's forbidden love!

>> No.12172248

My parents pretty much said I was going to be a virgin until I was 20 something to me when I didn't even know what sex really was. I guess they really wanted me to be pure or some shit.
They suck as parents though.

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Why do people still care about losing their virginity when it really doesn't matter?

>> No.12172265

>>12172215
I always laugh whenever someone said /v/ro, br/a/h, /g/entoo and the like.

Keep up the good work.

>> No.12172266

>>12172262
Because nobody wants to be a loser.

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My mom wants me to stay pure.

She gives me a stipend of NEET bucks each month so that I won't have any reason to leave the house and then potentially lose my virginity.

>> No.12172372

>>12172369
Your mom is the best.

>> No.12172378

>>12172007
My mom knows I'm a non-virgin though. She basically high-fived me afterwards after seeing my messed up sheets.

>> No.12172387

>>12172266
Jesus was a virgin. Are you saying Jesus was a loser?

>> No.12172396

what would i do if i found out my mom's a virgin

>> No.12172408

>>12172396
Look for your adoption certificate to confirm your suspicions.

Alternatively, check the FBI database for missing children and see if you match any of them.

>> No.12172415

>>12172387
>virgin
there is no real evidence one way or the other fo that...

>> No.12172434

I'm going to blog about my sad and boring life. I'm such a pathetic human being that I just had my first kiss a few days ago and I'm 21. Everything went great but after a while she told me to stop. She said she liked it but she would prefer to stay as friends. Of course after a few days I discovered she was with other guy and here I am playing visual novels and feeling like shit so yeah, I think I'll keep being a virgin for a long time.
There goes one of those "first times" of my life. Yaay!
/blog

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>>12172434
ww

w

>> No.12172446

>>12172434
Your heart is weak.
Females are fickle and random. If you don't make the cut, it's because rolling natural 20's is really hard in real life.

>> No.12172446,1 [INTERNAL] 

I want to loose my virg, any tips?

>> No.12172446,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>12172236
There are no girls willing to take your virginity without some sort of monetary compensation. Virginity is the greatest turnoff for a woman because it means you are unwanted so there must be something 'wrong' with you. If a girl finds out you are a virg she will lose all interest, even if she's the religious type.

>> No.12172446,3 [INTERNAL] 

i wanna fuck a loli

>> No.12172446,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>12172446,3

you forgot to say "any tips"

>> No.12172446,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>12172444
holy FUCK this guy dropped some serious ownage on that homo

>> No.12172446,6 [INTERNAL] 

I seriously hope there are no virgs on W.

>> No.12172446,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>12172446,4
no thats the other guy

>> No.12172446,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>12172446,6
im saving mine for nagi ;)

>> No.12172446,9 [INTERNAL] 

what does it feel like to be an adult virg?

>> No.12172446,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>12172446,9
you know you sneeze and it feels good? kinda like that

>> No.12172446,11 [INTERNAL] 

Why do I have a feeling you same dorks frequent /pol/ just to fuck with me. Either that or the retards there type the same drivel you guys do.

>> No.12172446,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>12172446,11
why do I have the feeling you probably browse /v/ or some shit

>> No.12172446,13 [INTERNAL] 

>>12172446,12

Are you trying to tell me browsing /jp/ exclusively matters now? Besides I don't (except for when E3 comes).

>> No.12172446,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>12172446,1
It's really not that hard. If you aren't disfigured or something there will always be some girl slutty enough to have sex with you.

>> No.12172446,15 [INTERNAL] 

>>12172446,14
give it a rest normie

>> No.12172446,16 [INTERNAL] 

>>12172446,15
Trust me, I'm not normal, but there have been a few times when I've rejected girls. There was also that one guy at the electronics store who asked me if I wanted to make some money doing some stuff for him.

>> No.12172446,17 [INTERNAL] 

>>12172446,16
>"I'm not a normie!"
>"I've banged tons of babes dude its not hart"
sounds pretty norm to me

>> No.12172446,18 [INTERNAL] 

>>12172446,17
What about "rejected" don't you understand?

>> No.12172446,19 [INTERNAL] 

/warosu/-fastest way to lose braincells

>> No.12172446,20 [INTERNAL] 

>>12172446,18
hey bro i think u like dudes more than u like chicks cause theres no way a wbro would pass up some pussy

>> No.12172446,21 [INTERNAL] 

>>12172446,20
if only those girls were lolis

>> No.12172446,22 [INTERNAL] 

>>12172446,18
lmao u got dunked on by josh

>> No.12172446,23 [INTERNAL] 

Anyone here wants to unvirg my virg?

>> No.12172446,24 [INTERNAL] 

Being proud of your virginity and hating "normies" is such a 2008-era thing when we were still getting all of the /a/ out of our systems. I'm pretty sure the average w bro dips into some fujoshi omanko every now and then.

>> No.12172446,25 [INTERNAL] 

>>12172446,24
some what?

can you speak english, dork? smh

>> No.12172446,26 [INTERNAL]  [DELETED] 

>>12172265
ne to

>> No.12172446,27 [INTERNAL] 

>>12172265
me too

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