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Something bothers me about fujoshis who love BL stuff. When you think about otaku who like fapping to things with cute girls and cute girls getting fucked, they can enjoy the visual pleasure and masturbate to the thought of their dick getting squeezed by the cute girls vagina/anus/mouth. That's because they also have a penis and can squeeze it.

But girls who masturbate to BL don't have a penis and none of the guys have vaginas. The only thing the fujoshi and her BL have in common is they both have buttholes that can be used for sex. So what do fujoshis masturbate about? The thought of multiple dicks penetrating their asshole? Are all BL loving fujoshis anal fiends who love stretching their sphincters?

>> No.11266322

Not everyone needs to self insert to fap, there are a lot of guys who fap to yuri.

>> No.11266327

Some guys fap to girl/girl stuff because they don't want men in their porn.
Like >>11266322 said, not everyone self-inserts.

>> No.11266328

>>11266322
Lots of yuri use penis aides (dildos). Those that don't are actually pretty boring and dudes who actually use that specifically as fap material are few and far between, unlike the very common bl loving fujoshi.

>> No.11266329

How do fujo feel about yuri?

>> No.11266331

>>11266307
There's a yaoi hole where the vagina is and not where the anus is. They basically pretend to be on the receiving side just like when you read a doujin about futas

>> No.11266334

Girls don't get off to the same thing as guys. Guys get horny just thinking about sex or looking at a pretty girl but girls are attracted to confident men with lots of experience. That's why BL is so popular, you have an innocent shy guy and a confident experienced guy who shows him the pleasure of gay sex.

Sorry, I'm bad with English but I hope you understand!

>> No.11266335

>>11266331
Are fujos really that retarded?

>> No.11266336

I am grossed out by sex. I masturbate to pictures of semi lewd cute girls.

>> No.11266339

>>11266335
YES
And if you are gay, never go to a con with your boyfriend.

>> No.11266341

With the same logic, how come guys can like tentacles?
They don't have tentacles.

It's all about the desired body and how it's interacted with. Your own organs are not relevant.

>> No.11266348

I hate women, so I fuck them.
Anyone ever told you "fuck it"? That's what I do to women

>> No.11266345

>>11266334

>the pleasure of gay sex

So a bleeding shithole and aids?

>> No.11266346

>>11266335
http://bangin.wordpress.com/2007/12/07/%E3%82%84%E3%81%8A%E3%81%84%E7%A9%B4yaoi-ana/

>> No.11266349

I think that for some it is less about self pleasure and more about seeing the pleasure of your partner.

If nobody cared about anything but their own orgasms, you'd see very little foreplay, and perhaps not even partners at all since they can just masturbate alone.

>> No.11266350

>>11266341
Tentacles are an easy substitute for penis because they go inside the girl. Get it together, anon.

>> No.11266354

I want to fuck a fujoshi in her yaoi hole.

>> No.11266356

>>11266345
You're thinking of sluts. The characters in BL are pure and love each other.

>> No.11266357

>>11266341
I fucking hate tentacles because of that. How am I supposed to identify with it?

>> No.11266358

>>11266348
YOLO

>> No.11266360

>>11266354
(o///O)

>> No.11266363

>>11266348

I laughed and a fart came out.

>> No.11266365
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>>11266341
>>11266350
My face when I thought that word was testicles, not tentacles.

>> No.11266372

>>11266363
Are you a girl

>> No.11266376

>>11266329
There are a lot who enjoy yuri as well.

>> No.11266378

>>11266356
Fresh prison bois tend receive a lots of love from their inmates. And with some time love becomes mutual.

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>>11266328
>Lots of yuri use penis aides (dildos). Those that don't are actually pretty boring
Whatever, fag.

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>>11266372

Does it count if I have B-cups?

>> No.11266392

>>11266336
I masturbate to girls whispering lewd things in my ear.

Thank you, Japan.

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>>11266382
I think you're trying too hard to be funny when you're not.

>> No.11266389

>>11266307
>they can enjoy the visual pleasure and masturbate to the thought of their dick getting squeezed by the cute girls vagina/anus/mouth
That's obviously not the case

>> No.11266401

You have to be really pathetic to self insert.

>> No.11266403
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>>11266401
Why are you so bitter and anally anguished?

>> No.11266405

>>11266401
Girls are pathetic, tell us something new.

>> No.11266406

I just like seeing things fuck. I don't care what, I just like watching.

>> No.11266413

>>11266406
I saw a 4P JAV once with a guy, a girl, a cross dressing guy and a MTF girl.

It was good, even when the two guys were going at it.

>> No.11266421

I want to straighten out a cute fujoshi's colon with a horse dick dildo.

>> No.11266512

>>11266413
Post that.

>> No.11266634

>>11266392
This is pretty great. The ear cleaning clips are also alright.

>> No.11266639 [DELETED] 

You don't have to be a girl to enjoy BL

>> No.11266682

I do hentai commissions to keep my hikki lifestyle.

The most surprisig thing is that 80% of my commissioners are female, and they ask for /d/ level stuff and loli.
Girls who like yaoi are very rare, most of them are males.

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>>11266379
You must be a bad person to fap to the purest form of love.

>> No.11266734

>>11266732
Do you self-insert as Alice or Marisa in this picture, /jp/?

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>>11266734
i like alice more so alice

>> No.11266757

>>11266682
Girls have always been into more lewd things. Lots of stuff out there by female artists is some pretty hardcore stuff. Especially the rape stuff.

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>>11266734
neither
I just enjoy the heartwarming.

>> No.11266807

God damn, I am astounded at your idiocy. Truly ignorant you are and I wish I had the power to permaban you from my internet.

Boys make love to each other in their yaoi-holes. Idiot.

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>>11266807
I'll ban you right in your yaoi hole, slut. You'll soon know the pleasure of many penises in your asshole.

>> No.11266841

>>11266807
Ohh, I'm so scared.

>> No.11266850

>>11266732
I fapped to the SonoHana OVA so hard, you have no idea.
The combination of moe and ero is explosive.

>> No.11266853

>>11266682
> most of them are males.
lel fucking fags

>> No.11267153

Penises are the best so with 2 of them it is %100 better

>> No.11267173

>>11266307
You obviously do not understand the first thing about the body and what feels good and why.

>> No.11267184

>>11266734
The couch.

>> No.11267182

>>11267173
Doesn't penises going into holes feel good?

>> No.11267198

>>11267182
Oh my. You mean you don't know?

>> No.11267200

>>11267182
No. I wouldn't know. Please keep your dirty otaku parts locked away.

>> No.11267321

How do you get a cute girl to be into anal sex?

>> No.11267382
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11267382

Im a girl, i dont masturbate to yaoi though. Just hetero. Even though i think anal stuff is pretty cool, i just dont like the way the guys act in yaoi and homosex does nothing for me.

Also, Nakadashi is best.

>> No.11267390

>>11267382
What kind of hetero stuff do you masturbate to?

I'm also a girl.

>> No.11267402

btw im a girl

>> No.11267405
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>>11267382
>>11267390
im also a girl

i like getting fucked in the butt by my boyfriend

i love it when he smears my ass cheeks with the shit that was in my colon

just kidding, i'm not a girl

>> No.11267412

>>11267390
Mindbreak
Faceless fat men
Nakadashi
Gangbang
Anal
M-mutual love

>> No.11267420

>>11266307
I have a fujoshi girlfriend who's obsessed with gays, do you want me to ask her?

>> No.11267425
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>>11267420
onegaishimasu

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>>11266307

>> No.11267436

>>11267420
We could put on a show for her!

Are you a seme or an uke?

>> No.11267449

>>11267412
Would you be interested in having a gangbang with me and my fellow fatNEETs?

>> No.11267450

>>11267436
She sees me more as an uke when it comes to gay sex, unfortunately. She genuinely would let me get fucked by a man if she got to watch.

Sometimes that line of conversation gets too creepy / persistent and I have to ask her to stop, though. I don't really like her to see me in that light.

>> No.11267452

>>11267449
No, fat men are disgusting.

>> No.11267457

>>11267449
Ive never done that kind of thing before. Id be so nervous.

>> No.11267462

>>11267450
You're cute, have you ever tried anal play before?

Don't worry, I'll be gentle. :3

>> No.11267465

>>11267457
It doesn't matter if you're nervous, you don't need to do anything except get fucked.

>> No.11267471

>>11266413
please spoonfeed me tha

>> No.11267498

>>11267462
I'm okay with experimenting with whatever she wanted as long as it's just the two of us, I'm honestly not very comfortable with including others, that sounds like a surefire way to fuck things up.

Kinda afraid that eventually she'll corner me into gay sex and I'll either yield, do it for her and end up traumatized / feeling really weird towards her from that point on. Or balk at it and have things go sour over leaving her unfulfilled.

/jp/ is my blog

>>11267425
I'll ask her tomorrow, if the thread isn't alive then, I'll post in the archive.

>> No.11267502

>>11267465
The idea of pleasing so many at once kind of makes me happy. Like id be doing something really nice, even more so when they have a hard time getting any on their own. The idea of that makes me feel good Y'know?

>> No.11267515

>>11267498
I don't think you have anything to worry about. You wil get much closer when she sees you at your most vulnerable.

You're not afraid I have a bigger dick, are you?

>> No.11267516

>>11267502
Wow what a slut. If you keep posting like that I'm going to get pregnant.

>> No.11267521

>>11267515
My dick is pretty big, sorry.

>> No.11267522

とは、日本における男性の同性愛を題材とした小説や漫画などのジャンルのこと。

>> No.11267524

>>11267502
That was a test! Now you just look like a slut.

>> No.11267527

>>11267524
How mean. I thought it was a cute thing for him to say.

>> No.11267533

>>11267502
It's not like it will take long.

Have you ever been with a virgin? They cum in like a minute.

>> No.11267542

>>11267498
Tell her to dildo you

>> No.11267541

>>11267521
Oh really? Why don't we meet up and compare them then? :3

>> No.11267544

>>11267533
Stop being lewd!

>> No.11267576

>>11267533
I like cum so that doesnt matter i guess.
Virgins arent bad y'know.

>> No.11267608

I want a fujoshi /jp/ to watch as me and another cute /jp/ have anal!

>> No.11267613

>>11267608
Are you the uke or the seme?

>> No.11267615

>>11267613
why not both? swap places while recharging

>> No.11267619

>>11267613
I prefer uke but I can do both!

>> No.11267625

I dont mind being a dominant top

>> No.11267640

>>11267619
Stop typing like this! Its 3lewd5me OMG!

>> No.11267677

>>11266334
You do know that you're wrong, right? Girls can get turned on by sexual inexperience and all the same things we get off to. Gender doesn't make you instantly like or dislike certain things.

>> No.11267699

>>11267412
Another female here, gangbangs are hot as hell~ The thought of being a huge slut and having my insides completely filled up (preferably pussy) by a bunch of men I don't know sounds so amazing! I'm getting all wet just thinking about this!
But of course there's the issue of maybe getting HIV/an STD/whatever and never leaving my parent's house whom of which also don't leave the house.

>> No.11267721

>>11267677
Then why do all girls use instagram. Even the "shy" ones with "social anxiety" who post selfies.

>> No.11267744

>>11267721
There are plenty of shy girls who don't post selfies and don't even have real photos on Facebook. You just don't see them, for obvious reasons.

>> No.11267780

>>11267744
The devils proof, pathetic.

>> No.11267783

>>11267780
How the fuck do you expect to find girls who hide themselves on purpose in order to know that they hide themselves?

>> No.11267786

>>11267783
How the fuck do you expect to find Mythical beings, such as the Unicorn and the Loch ness Monster who hide themselves on purpose in order to know that they hide themselves?

>> No.11267793

>>11267786
Simple, I never met or spoke with any of those personally.

>> No.11267833

>>11267780
You're not one to talk, Mr. confirmation bias.

>> No.11267851

>>11267783
You just have to know where to look.

>> No.11268663

>>11267677
>Girls can get turned on by sexual inexperience
Unfortunately most of those are probably pretty fucked up too.

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>>11266512
>>11267471
MIAD574

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