/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I choose...

Dr. Pepper.

Just as I liked Dr. Pepper before it "became cool", the same happened with Touhou ;_;

>>5518495

I haven't seen Lady Gaga dressed up as Cirno or Yukari yet. Clearly, Touhou is not yet cool.

I'm drinking a Dr. Pepper.

I wish I was hugging a Reimu.

>>5518509

Gaga's dressed as Nue.

Gaga probably IS Nue.

I drank a 2 liter of dr pepper yesterday and it made me jittery
I'll go with the Reimu

Reimu's armpit sweat > Dr. Pepper

>>5518525

What a horrible thought.

/jp/ has made me afraid of Nue. They describe her a Lovecraftian horror from another dimension.

>>5518540

Thing is, Nue's TRUE form is the girl. She can APPEAR as a Lovecraftian horror, but only if you want her to. Her true form is still a cute girl.

But would you really be that surprised if Gaga was Nue?

>>5518554

not particularly..

Why can't I stop thinking about how perfect Reimu is.

inb4 she's not

>>5518617
She's just the red version of Sanae.

The copy is never better than the original.

>>5518617
What's with all the Reimu adoration lately? I support it entirely.

PC98 Reimu is the only good Reimu.

>>5518661
PC-98 Reimu is a miko version of Hitler

Well, I don't drink soda anymore, so I'll have to go with Reimu.

Like all sodas manufactured during and after generation X, Dr Pepper is fucking disgusting

>>5518661
Youkai are scum, but what PC98 Reimu did to Orange was really uncalled for.

>>5518712
She only got sealed! Orange has been happily playing around underground all these years.

You have not yet had your recommended daily allowance of Reimu.

>>5518486
cherry vanilla pepsi

>>5518649

She is lovely and pure. You have a problem with that?

>>5519126
The zombie one is going to infect all of them.

I love Reimu and I'm happy to see so many threads about her lately.

I find it impossible to fap to Reimu. Not that I don't like her or that I don't think she's incredibly cute, but...she's so pure. I feel that fapping to her would be a desecration. Is something wrong with me?

>>5519247
I'm like that with a lot of characters, and maybe about half of the Touhous but not Reimu

>>5519265

You're sick. How could you possibly fap to the pure shrine maiden?

Anyone have the copypasta that describes Reimu as the villain of every single Touhou game? I am in need of it.

>>5519367
because she is pure... it's more exiting to desecrate her

>>5519383
just google reimu is evil

>>5519395

Fucking monster. Normally I'm all for corrupting anything that's pure and good, but Reimu is off-limits.

Posting a shrine maiden cosplaying as a slut and vice-versa.

>>5519397
Did somebody say evil Reimu?

sex protection mini-kekkai

>>5519574
"You're human, all humans need to be exterminated ~"

I'll fight all of you.

Get away from mai waifu.

>>5519618
i fucked your waifu for 10 mesos

>>5519583

I am over 18 years old so I'll just stick it right through.

>>5519638

You did not.

A miko would do no such thing for anyone besides her lover (me).

STOP DEFILING THE MAIDEN ALL OF YOU

DON'T MAKE ME CALL MY MISTRESS

>>5519688
You mean that not-slutty-looking-at-all maiden?

>>5519676

I would think she wouldn't even do that. Being a shrine maiden, doesn't she have to be a virgin until she stops? So...nothing sexual other than cuddling her.

But cuddling her would be the fucking best feeling in the world.

>>5519733
I wonder if they count anal.

slut-miko Reimu nani shite ru?
slut-miko Reimu ai shite ru?

>>5519733
>cuddling only

And I'm fine with that. As long as I'm with her I'll wait forever.

>>5519740
Anal counts, but armpit doesn't!

>>5519757

>Reimu in modern human-world clothing

Oh god, I think I'm in love.

>>5519769
Oh wow and it's even not that schizo Japanese pop "fashion" that you normally see Touhous wearing.

why do I have the sudden urge to shave my pits bare and then masturbate vigorously while licking them?

>>5519769

Well back off. She's mine.

You can't have Marisa either. Reimu approved of her being my mistress.

>>5519780
... How hard would it be to make a Reimu outfit?

>>5518554

If you are a shape shifter, how does the concept of a "true" form hold any meaning? All you have is her word that she is a cute girl. She could be anything and everything. She encompasses all possible and conceivable forms and expresses herself as a single one of them at a given time. She *has* no true form, because by her very nature her form is ever-changing. At best, she has a preferred form

She's kind of like Anon in that way, actually. We all can portray ourselves in any manner we wish. We can take on names, tripcodes, avatars, and for those of us clever enough to do so, entire new personalities to suit the visage we wish to be known by. But when you strip away our, our names, our tripcodes, our pictures, what do you have left? An abstract, formless entity whose body is only given form through the expectations of its viewers

>>5519781

What do you mean by "mistress"? Don't mistresses get to choose their slaves?

>>5519793

Mistress.

Someone I get to fuck on the side to release my sexual tension until Reimu can have sex with me.

>>5519786

cut open and modify some white pillowcases and use red ribbon for her sleeves. Big ass ribbons in your hair, sarashi down your man tits, and then a sleeveless red dress with white ribbons and frills added.

you are now Raymoo, feel free to cum all over yourself.

>>5519787
Deep down at my core I'm a little messy-haired girl in a short black dress.

Also I got a snake

>>5519806

aren't we all.

>>5519787

Whatever you say dude.

>>5519823
Would Reimu like Nue now that she's reformed and a good girl?

>>5519787

She looks like a cute girl if she's not actively disguising herself. In other words, if you come across her and surprise her, she'll appear as a girl. If she's actually trying to cause some trouble, she'll be disguised.

Stupid sexy Nue

>>5519884

You only have her word to go off of that she's not disguising herself. We're already talking about an entity that can effortlessly take on any form she wishes, after all

>>5519787

STUPID EMO-BITCH!!!!!!!
TAKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
I FUCK YOU!!!!!!!

GOD DAMNIT GUYS THIS IS A REIMU THREAD NOW POST THE PERFECT SHRINE MAIDEN AND STOP WITH THE SHAPESHIFTER HIJACK

>>5519781
>>5519757

>>5520376

So...Reimu's wearing a cute sundress and sexy jeans...but why is she keeping the silly bow and hair tube-things?

>>5520376
Surprisingly low-grade edit.
With bonus Engrish.

Guys, Nue isn't a shapeshifter, she just fucks with people's perceptions. That's all she can dooooooo that's all she can dooooooo.

Who's the blue one again?

>>5520391
Because she would die without them. Just like most touhous would without their hair accessories/hats.

>>5520406
Cirno or Kogasa.

bampu

this thread made me get in the shower and shave my armpits Reimu-smooth after reading it. After a few hours of living with it, I must say, feels good man.

>>5523107

Just like that. Though a tiny bit of stubble if you look really close, I used a razor and not a fucking epilator hair-ripper-outer thing.

I've done the "arms over my head, look at my pits" pose in front of the mirror about a hundred times.

Every anon should do it, it takes all of 5 minutes and doesn't really hurt if you're good with a razor. A little bit of irritation and that's all.

Shrine Maiden or no She was is and will always be my Waifu. Armpits = The sexiest part of a Touhou shrine maidens body but the tits and ass are always nice to.

>>5523230
Fail pic you need the one with her arm up. I have it somewhere in my Reimu folder but its thrown in with about 2k images so i can be assed to get it right now but thats the one you need.

>>5519383
Touhou 1: Reimu goes on a genocidal rampage.
Touhou 2: Reimu seeks revenge for Mima's revenge for Reimu's previous rampage.
Touhou 3: Reimu interferes with academia and scientific progress.
Touhou 4: Reimu kills a youkai who tried to help her.
Touhou 5: Reimu orphans Alice and destroys an entire world for its creator's belief in free enterprise.
Touhou 6: Reimu places a little girl under house arrest.
Touhou 7: Reimu prevents an innocent girl from being revived.
CoLA: Reimu mugs a youkai for reading.
Touhou 7.5: Reimu breaks up parties.
Touhou 8: Reimu strips away Gensokyo's defenses against a Lunar invasion.
Touhou 9: Reimu attacks people for no good reason.
Touhou 9.5: Reimu becomes an undead zombie.
Touhou 10: Reimu oppresses other religions.
Touhou 10.5: Reimu endorses slave labor.
Touhou 11: Reimu cuts back funding for alternative energy sources.
Touhou 12: Reimu persecutes Youkai Jesus.

>>5524140

Reimu isn't evil. She never does anything unless she's forced to, and she usually hates being bothered by incidents.

>>5520412

Where did the whole "Reimu smoking" thing come from?

>>5524279
She seems like the sort of person that would smoke, you know?

>>5524279
I don't know, but I don't care. I'm more attracted to the fact that she's wearing blue jeans and a black tank top. Sexy.