/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Buy corn. Also, that artist does really good kikis.

>>OP
Be not afraid.

>>49119826
How much does the corn go for? Haven't checked the corn market in a while.

>>OP
We should thank Mayor Yaga for this victory.

>>49119859
one bike horn

>>49119441
>It is said that the rubble scattered about the village is the ruins of an old wizard's tower, who cast a pall over this land long ago.
>Mentions of this evil wizard cease to appear in the annals after the Great Wurm Jamboree of 1314.
>Perhaps the village elder may know more.

Marry your servants
Marry your adopted daughters
Marry your students

Dudududuu, dududuu, duduudududuu, duudududuu

>>49119826
>Also, that artist does really good kikis.
Indeed. Optimal state of Kiki by that artist: https://files.catbox.moe/dhe411.jpg

>>49119919
Oh, honey, honey

>>49119936
life doesn't need to be more than this

>>49119912
What if i adopted a young homeless danuki loli under the condition that she be my servant and help around my small armor shop, and eventually took her under my tutelage teaching her maths so that she can help me with accounting?
I can't marry her three times!

>>49119976
Oh no, not another fertility ritual...

>>49120056
You better be scared! That weird thing she's holding? It's going straight up your peehole.

>>49119996
You can marry your monster as many times as you want.

>>OP
I like this artist

>>49120080
I wish Nav started drawing more big titty Bapho, specially of the brown kind

>>49120067
But anon, think of the poor cupids that have to deal with the marriage papers every single time.

>>49120108
That candle looks like she's been taking fashion advice from a balrog.

>>49119936

>>49120283
>When she hits you with the line "your father was better than you in bed."

>>49120404
>When you hit her back with
"Are you kidding me? Man was the DEFINITION of a starfish."

What is "Chesh Correction" and how can I get it?

>>49120469
It's when Miss Chesh guides you but you take a wrong turn in Wonderland and kiss her behind a shroom.

>>49120108
The night is dark and full of terrors, such as guards telling you to carry a light.

>>49120513
It's true that I carry a torch for someone, but not like that.

>>OP
You're not hiding Hags and Tallers under your floorboards, are you?

>>49119996
It says right here in the small print, if the girl belongs in multiple categories you only need to marry her once (and you need to marry her)

>>49120596
Boring.

>>49120541
My floor is made of lava.

>>49120080
>>49120094
Now these are good Baphos.
>>49120339
Not my type, but still worthy of praise.

Do not the hellhound ass

>>49120683
Instructions unclear; had sex with Miss Hellhound's donkey.

>>49120339
I like the fact that it isn't her first rodeo

>>49119936
The only thing better than a Kiki is two Kikis. Or three, or four... You get it.

Science and Future Warfare has gone too far

I don't mind having a meido, Mayor Yaga, but can she at least be a domme?

>>49120934
Instructions unclear, sending a Dark elf and a butler outfit to your home.

>>49120954
Eh, good enough.

flying snek

Undead hours.

>>49121131
Good advise, this

>>49121134
Why are you replying to yourself?

>>49121134
>>49121196
Both me btw

A̵̧̧̛̛̟̤̘͍͈͚̮͖̖͓͈̠͎̥̞̺̟̩̞̗̮̩̝̝̽̀̈́́̑̂͂̈́̃̆̏̍̉̇̈̈͑̂͒́̐̋͐́̎͋̄̉̃̋̀͆̃̕̕͝n̴̨̢̡͈̳̗̦̮̤̱͍̮̫̱̠͓̹̺͉̣̠̞̹̖̞̙̖͓̓̋͊͛̈͛͛͋̾̾̽̓̐͒̂͋͆̊̉̂͋͗͋̈́͆̂́͐̓͂̃̕̕͘͠͝͝͝͝ͅa̷̮̻͉̻͕͗̎͛́̃̈́́̈́͐͆̈́͆̀̉̏̚͠ĺ̴̨̜͍̤̘͎̜̗̟̣͈̠̖̜̗̪̘̺͇̙̭̼̼̬̈̾̂͌͛͛̔͌͊͆͐̽̑͆̒̚͠ͅ ̷̢̨̨̢̩̞̦̖̮͇͈̩̣̫͙̫̰̦̘͚̤͍̺̤̦͔̱̪̫̰̱͕̻̞̫̗̪̰̻̯̮̥̟̿̈́̂̾̔͒̎̔̒̍̎͊͐̽̈̀̎͛̈́̽͐͋̕̚̚͜͜͜͜͝͝͝S̷̨̢̨͇̩̭͎̼̰̝̙̣̩̯͓̰̜͔̻̼͙̯̱̣̣̥̟͙̳͍̙͔̤̳̰̞̩̝̬̤̥̜̮̝͐͂̽̾̈́͛͗́̌̆̿͘͠e̴̡̨̛̛̞̬͈̪̦̹̻̤̻̭͖̗̞͕̼͚͓̗̺̜͕̙͙̤̗̘͎̯̱͉̗͕͇̩̱̦͈͇̓̒̍̓̿͂̇̍̿̄̀̐̍̓̓́̿͑͗͌̽͌̃͂̀̈͗̌̍́͐́̈̓̌͜͠͠͠͝x̸̢̡̢̡̧̛͕̖̼̭̦͓̣͓̠̭͉͓̪̮͍̪̳̼͍̥̤̳̖̮̯͚͚̱̙̪̳̘̍͗̀̓̂͗̋̉̔̋̐̋̓͒͂̀̇̄͒́̃́̿̀̈̃͆̌͘͘̚͜͝͝

>>49121385
Anal sex with big assed little dead girls for the purpose of procreation

>>49121385
Where's Shoggy's butt?

>making love to jackals

>wake up
>strapped to a slimy medical bed and held with slimy restraints
>shoggy is reenacting Quake 4 stroggification scene, except with her slime
oh great, it's another one of "those" days

>>49121414
Anywhere and everywhere, Anon. Anywhere and everywhere.

>>49121441
God damn it, she hasn't been getting ideas from purple cats, has she?

>>49121429
it's permissible

>>49120956
Consider that the uniform might highlight her ass. Wouldn’t want her to catch you staring, would you?

>>49121429
>royal vizier anubis seething that palace guard anubi get flirted with by just standing there
>her book sized "suitor resume" remains unread
>refuses to listen to her personal guards who tell her to ditch the book and just talk to men instead of demanding they read 300 pages of bureaucratic achievements
>dozens of "get married" notes angrily crossed out across vizier nubis's calendar

>>49121407
Even better are loli myconids. Just imagine the bounce.

Inner peace. Monsters cannot achieve inner peace.

>>49121609
Automatons have lots of inner pieces.

>>49121609
I'm in her peace ifyouknowwhatI'msayin lmao

>>49121645
And some Alarunes have inner peas.

>>49121609
To achieve inner piece is to become whole. Like yin and yan, monsters nd humans need eachother to become whole, and so, only through each other can we achieve inner piece.

>>49121694
Yin and yang is just an elaborate metaphor for 69

>>49121559
anon's mailbox is full of weird marriage proposals

>>49121594
>Just imagine the bounce
Anal sex with pear-shaped loli Lich while she's levitating, imagine making her zero gravity ass and thighs bounce.

>>49121765
>post office installs an extra large mailbox for him against his wishes
>hundreds of letters and gifts every day
>some of them are written on behalf of someone else
>church of eros helps illiterate monsters by writing letters for them
>Anon has to wear a gas mask not to suffocate on all the perfume coming out of his box
>gets excited when he finds a bill or an advertisement amidst the unsolicited solicitations

>>49121407
My favourite

>>49121559
>Meet Royal Vizier
>Ask her if she has a talking parrot
>She doesn't
Infinite disappointment

What's that senko, you learned how to double your mofu? Finally, I can achieve relaxation.

>>49121884
This is the nicest asmo i have seen.

hats

>>49119841
>doesn't even cuddle the guy or share her powers with him despite being childhood friends
and then they ask "why does the childhood friend always lose?" as if they don't get it

>>49121955
Anon, that is only one hat.

>>49121959
You missed the hat on top of her head.

>>49121812
the demon lord once again begs you marry one of her daughters

>>49121959
if you remove the hatter's hat there's always a smaller hat underneath

>>49121432
just reenact the Quake 1 scene but instead of telefragging you explode your cum into her

>>49121806
All the while she keeps her composure floating up and down, writing notes on her clipboard, and progressively getting more flustered and aroused as you get closer to orgasm.

>>49121836
clearly it's a job opportunity for Anon to be the wisecracking mascot full of the funny to balance out Vizier Anubis's lack of funny

>>49122000
>try to telefrag shoggy
>instead of her exploding, now you are trapped in her

>>49122000
>reenacting the ending of Doom 2 by cumming on a baphomet's forehead

>Reenacted the ending of Tetris by getting crushed by a giant cube.

>>49121980
>burden of neet-ness becomes too much on the Royal Makai
>single men of MGC receive a state-mandated lim so that they can start producing demonic energy instead of being mana parasites
>each comes with a made and a monthly stipend to make sure that they don't starve or die of some weird disease since most of them can't cook or clean

>>49122172
>a made and a monthly stipend

>>49119936
god i wanna milk that kiki like a cow
why are girls not real

>>49120104
I like giving the houri clerks things to do. I'm doing my part to keep the cogs of the Eros love machine turning.

>>49121959
don't encourage them, my dark mage neighbor still hasn't managed to get her hat back

>>49121559
>follow link to anubis's online resume
>2 minutes later, her icon pops up in the top right
>goes from Online to Away
>follows you onto the pages you're on
>stops breathing when you highlight any text

Can I ask miss hatter for a hat, or is that a marriage proposal?

>>49122186
foolish cow! there's a bucket of moth dust balanced on top of that door!

>>49122172
Mating press the neetlim

>>49121559
Her book was good but not perfect, I will answer to her request by writing my own book over analysing and criticizing her work.

>>49122358
Dusty volume?

>>49121694
>Yin and yan
Hebi hands made this post.

>>49122415
The white side is yang but that's also the masculine side so it doesn't fully work

Go on you stupid horse! I got my last ten bucks on you!
No, don't look at me! Run!
No, don't come over here!

Isengard or Mordor?

what is to be done about large foxes?

>>49122505
putting them in large boxes

>>49122484
I don't know either of those places but those orcs make a temping argument to go into an arcade with them

>>49122505
keep breeding them until you get smaller foxes

>>49122505
pixie dust

>>49122522
now anon shrinks when he huffs the mofu

>>49121955
I bet I could fit that in my mouth.
>Fit what?
Not telling.

>>49122516
Orcs used to burn old world in the fires of industry. Now they go to arcade and wear leopard print underwear to seduce men. Domestication is terrifying.

>>49122529
if you dive into her tails she'll never be able to find you

>>49122551
>Domestication is terrifying.
I agree. I could not avoid being domesticated by a porc or horc into their husband

>>49122552
lost in a universe of fluff

>>49122505
add a little bit of shog to your large fox and place trust in her from there

Which mamono would help me drink bleach?

>>49122596
Romantikku desu

>>49122596
bubble slime

>hound convinces me to snort sex drugs off her butt cheek

>>49122358
>hey
>stop
>I can't see the screen

>>49122219
Average nu-TF2 cosmetic:

>>49122659
should've gone with pronebone

>>49122685
if a hatter has an unusual effect on her hat, you should probably run. she has minor deity level powers.

>>49122685
Hello zesty Jesus

>>49122685
What a random and off topic thing to say.

>>49122697
>Travelling Hatter merchant in the middle of the bazaar shouting "STOUT SHAKO FOR 2 REFINED"

>>49122821
really it's the cow's fault for being so tasty

>>49122832
We are going to
to eat you

>>49122846
where is smart cow in the picture?

>>49122821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fiaf796kieI

>>49122848
Ushi is a smart cow--she is also a spooder!

>>49122857
what does spooder milk taste like?

>>49122864
Silky smooth!

So we responding to Micks gacha spam and samefagging now?

>>49122864
what a ridiculous question. crazy. preposterous. outlandish. why would that be the first question to come to mind when presented with the fact that ushi oni is a spider. educate yourself. mint choc chip. I mean really. no stupid questions but come now let's not be silly.

>Last thread didn't get past 600 post
>The thread before that didn't get to 500
Is /jp/ getting spammed by vtuber threads again? Why the fuck are threads dying so fast?

>>49122896
perhaps the thread is simply dying.

>>49122920
That's not how 4chan works anon

>>49122955
The implication is we are getting less posts in the same time.

>>49122976
fewer

>>49122976
>in the same time
Anon... the threads aren't archived after a set amount of time... if the thread archive sooner it means the rest of the board is moving faster... how do you not understand this?

>>49122985
it's inconvenient to fit a doomposting narrative

Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow mrrrrrrrrrrrow!

>>49122599
I never noticed how lewd the wisp is. Knowledge of underwear seems to be the first thing to go after you die.

>>49123066
Even the ghosts suffer from undead bloat.

>>49123066
I dunno if that whole lack of underwear thing is unique to undead mamono. That seems preeeeeeetty common.

>>49123125
Idk, lims, succs and demonic mamono seem to love their gstrings and bikini bottoms.

>>49123125
Even literal sex demons wear panties! Armored ones at that! These corpses are something else!

>>49123149
Most lims basically wear part of a bed sheet and a varying layer of dried-on food stains. NOT underwear.

Cherry stocks are on the rise, secure your contract now!

>>49123152
And this is a good thing

>>49123226
I bet she's not wearing panties and you're just coping.

>>49122896
Ghostbumping reemerged recently.

>>49123244
Who knows? Some things remain a mystery

>>49123259
This is way too much direct blueberry ass exposure for a mere mortal to survive

>>49123266
>t. brapped-to-death anon

>>49123012
Now you're speaking the language of love.

>>49123273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTD-YVwWVig

>>49123306
Ready for cuddles.

>>49123326
Adorable. I'll get her fluff ball horn covers and we're all set.

>>49123306
>What do the deem's cuddling clothes look like?
A lacy see-through babydoll

>>49122358
mating press is boring
cuddlesex is where it's at, and we're both in sitting position so we can keep playing vidya too

>>49123387
>calm down lim, now is not the time for mating press
>that comes later

To me, she's just a normal hatter.

>Be servant to vampire
>She’s mad about Lady Wight upstaging her at the ball
>Tell her to B+
>Am now permanently on coffin cuddle duty

>>49123066
They do use underwear when it adds to their allure.

>>49123445
The wight is literally taing off her panties in that pic. They really don't keep them on for too long.

>>49123445
It turns out there’s just a ton of graverobbers in MGE world and a large aftermarket for women’s clothes

Imps are cool.

>>49123482

>>49122848
she's the only one who knows how to use a camera so she's the one taking the picture

https://imgbox.com/g/ko2vuOj6tF
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 50. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/2v5PRb4e

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html

>>49123423
i love her

>>49123519
i love thai suey

>>49123519
Cute Candlegeist

>>49123519
>That ogre.
Dont tell dogface or he might not make it.

>>49123519
That artist was bound to draw a Troll eventually, also cute Taisui.
>>49123545
Undead candle?

>>49123565
Gigante...

>>49123519
Imagine the Handholding

The results are in, and i'm sorry to say anon, but your monwaifu is trash.

The change in monster lords caused Kiki and Shogs to become maids. What did they do before when monster girls were violent?

>>49123306
You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth!
Deem clothes are magic, is that what you needed to hear?

>>49123684
Okay so maybe I did find her in a dumpster but that doesn't mean she's trash. She was just going through a rough patch.

>>49123714
Shoggoths were created as servants of the abyssal monsters.

>>49123714
Kikimoras were malicious house spirits, the counterpart to Domovoy, a benevolent house spirit. While the Domovoy would make sure that everything in the house was okay, the Kikimoras enjoyed causing chaos and mischief and stealing the left sock from any pair of socks you left unattended for too long. It seems like monsterization united the housekeeping nature of the Domovoy and the female nature of the Kikimora in one being.

Shoggoths used to be amorhpous blobs of teeth and tentacles, servants of the Great Deep Old One, Who Dreams Eternally in R'lyeh, or something like that, i dont into eldritch stuff and my shog tells me not to worry about it.

>>49123775
Shoggoths were essentially construction vehicles.

>>49123483
>Imp-chan will try her best today!

>>49123775
It's been a long time since i've read At the mountains of madness, but the shoggoths were the servants of a race called "The Elder things", which genetically modified them into what they are now to create the perfect work slave.
In the MGE world there hasn't been a mention of elder things for now, we only know that the Abyssal monsters were exiled to the depths after losing the battle against Poseidon.

>>49123796
Her unimpeded enthusiasm is impressive.

and chesh?
heh...
chesh?
well...
let's just say she uh... won't uh...
be a problem anymore.

>>49123794
>>49123797
I see. I'll try to not forget this for next time i need trivia about the origin of shoggoths.

>>49123565
Imagine cumming inside that

>>49123565
There is a point where this needs to stop and we have clearly passed it.

>>49123279
I could last longer than ten minutes.

>>49123839
It makes me wish I had a Troll like that.

>>49123565
This might be the worst thing I have ever seen.

>>49123816
Chesh has melded herself into....
TROLL CHESH
You can no longer defeat her.

>>49123900
>You can no longer defeat her.
just call her a dork
works everytime

>>49123900
Only quads can beat her.

>>49123900
Finally!
A worthy opponent.
Your beans may be big, but the bean poker will bring you to your knees, troll chesh!

>>49123775
need anti-maid kikilet gremlin brat maliciously rearranging my kitchen...

EMG has so many girls that I never heard of.

>>49123958
He really doesn't read or care about anything he spams here, does he?

>>49123969
Did you mean to post this on a discord?

>>49123942
I think Pixie would be most likely to do that, followed by an attention-whoring ghost.

looking for an mg with a specific set of traits

>>49123992
Have you considered Greenworms?

>>49123992
Search group:{Monster girls}
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>>49123973
You mean the one where pests like you talk about shitting up this thread out of childish spite?

>>49123999
is she
Friendly
Feedable
Fecund and
Family Friendly?

>>49124026
Sure.

>>49124038
>Friendly
Of course, it's so easy for her to get along.
>Feedable
You already know she is.
>Fecund and
Definitely!
>Family Friendly
Absolutely, both for meeting your old family and starting a new one. Introduce her to your parents!

>>49124050
This class is confusing me. The graph tells me it's about where you can headpat a greenworm, but the title implies it's about places greenworms can ask for headpats.

>cheshire crawls out of your big purple bed and stares at you while she stretches
>wordlessly comes up and crawls into your lap
>gives you sleepy blinks
>drapes over your shoulder
>tiny purr motor engage
>pulls back and gazes into you some more while you pet her
>kisses your nose
>"Got your nose."
>nuzzle her
>it's gone
>where is it
>kisses you again and it magically reappears
>just giggles when you ask where she put it

Is there any monster who is in need of a scratch more than manticore? No. Then we are in agreement that cores should be snuggled.

>>49124165
Any buff monster who can't reach her back and is itching for someone to scratch it. She would instantly melt.

>>49124180
Ogre who needs her butt and lower back scratched.

Do NOT go into wurmholes without the proper equipment.

>>49123565
I would help her lose weight and get back in shape

recommend me some artists to commission, monster girl thread

Music can make mgs even scarier.

>>49124430
but can music make anon scarier?

>>49123469
>The wight is literally taing off her panties in that pic. They really don't keep them on for too long.
Objection, you can't say for certain that picture isn't preceeded by a whole evening of slow burn seduction and the panties aren't coming off only at the end.

>>49124364
Yerb. He's good, he drew this after the meidos won

>>49124483
Incredible invisible drawing.

wurm raised by worms?
or
worm raised by wurms?

>>49124532
are we talking sandworms, greenworms, or wonderworms?

Happy cows

Cows deserve happiness

>>49124588
yes

>Anon is deceived into thinking holsts are average height or perhaps even short
>Anon goes to farm
>Enters barn
>Is greeted by a 6'8" holst towering over him
>She doesn't have defined muscles like a minotaur, but the size of her arms indicate monster strength
>She's got a happy yet evil look on her face
>She reaches her arm over him to close and hold the door shut
>"Hey there, boy... Wanna play the rape game?!"

>>49124637
this is fake news
holsts are kind and cute monsters that would never rape you

>>49124662
And yet, this Holst begs to differ.

>>49124698
but thats a rape cow anon
all holsts are cows but not all cows are holsts

>>49124705
COWS ARE COWS

>>49124712
but rape cows are too rapey
we cant have them on the same farm as those innocent holsts

>>49124723
But they're friends! You can't break up a friend group!

>>49124723
herd animals should stick together, it would be cruel to separate them

>>49124727
>>49124728
rape cows belong on the rape farm and holsts belong on the normal farm
they can send letters if they're friends

>>49124737
Ooooooooooh, I get it! You're flirting with the rape cows by telling them "No."
Good idea!

>>49124737
the rapeseed harvest is looking good this year

>>49123797
I want to see what an Elder Thing girl would be like.

Hellhound kisses? More likely than you think

Do you guys think staying up late makes the nightmares cry

>>49124902
probably but i already drank 2 monsters so she will have to deal with it

>>49124713
I want to like if but the action is unintelligible

>>49124737
Shut up baguette boy, every mamono is a dom.

Not even Monsters could like gaelic """"people""""

>>49125068
True, they will nuke France and everyone will be happy

>>49125068
True, they will help the British finish exterminating all irish and scotch subhumans who will get no mamono wives and just go straight to actual hell.

>>49125073
Are you retarded?
>>49125083
No, fuck off with the genocide wank
What the fuck is wrong with you all? You wish for extermination but also want a nice mamono who loves you for who you are. It's not compatible, get your head out of the gutter and take a shower

>>49125068
uh, what about the kelpies, selkies and banshees?

>>49125099
Monsters love humans not non-humans like the two aforementioned to be quite desu tho.

>>49125140
They love Welsh men.

>Waking up to the calming call of your mourning dove harpy wife

>>49125179
>waking up to seagull harpy wife

>>49125193
>chavy slag seagull harpies out on the town on a Friday night

Don't be silly, you can't catch mofubrain from hellhound fluff. I can stop whenever I want!

>>49125201
every chippy fears them

>>49125201
imagine the drunkenly slurred accents

do remember that seagulls are quite large birds

Which oviparous monsters would expect the husband to brood the eggs?

>>49125230
None, you cumming on eggs is a waste of mana, she wants everything in/on her.

>>49125253
I wrote "brood", I think you misread it as "breed".

>>49125266
Ah yes, my bad, my desire to breed turned me blind

>>49125230
Snakes because you can both hug the snake and brood the eggs
Maybe dragon but I don't feel like she would leave the egg, it's the most precious treasure after all
Bugs and fish don't care about it
Harpy needs you to help and take turn to maintain a good temperature
It's required to do it with your Cheshire cat on negative ascension day

>>49125230
those eggs will sit secure in a temperature controlled and monitored cot and be watched constantly

>>49125354
>not incubating the eggs with your wife
>being an absent parent from the first moment they are born into the world
Setting up your daughters to have daddy issues from an early age i see.

>>49125354
I sense a high level of melanin in this anon

>>49124785
Sea star girl or something of the sort.

The demons will never get me.

I'm going to get the demons.

>>49125377
>>49125382
I will not risk any damage to the eggs

>those tits
damn modern day meidos come well equipped

>>49125482
A good maid should never run out of beverages to serve

>>49125354
>>49125451
>sleep deprived anon staring at the cot and temperature monitor for days straight

>War between cheshire and kikimora
>its just the cheshire tilting paintings and displacing furnicure, triggering the poor kiki's OCD

>>49125451
Not only absent but also overprotective? Those eggs are going to hatch some fine goth chicks.

>>49125523
Not going to lie, it's exactly why I will take a chesh and a kiki as maid.

This might be controversial to some, but i think medium is premium.

Dead hours

Do you know the muffin girl?

I need to talk to the fire bird... I need one of her feathers

>>49125717
Me, too, Anon. Me, too.

>>49124590
Happy cows produce tastier and more nutritious milk. That's a fact. So if you can't bring yourself to shower them in affection anyway for some unimaginable reason, do it as a part of your balanced breakfast.

>>49126021
TEN steps ahead of you!

>>49125717
Fence sitters should be marrying Cockatrices (with medium sized chests)

>>49126078
Insert mimic joke here.

>>49126034
Rape the rapy manticore before she can rape you. Kiss her only if she's a good girl, it will mindbreak her if you're strong enough

>>49126034
the giant enemy spider...

>>49125996
>>49126078
A man who can't be content with what he has will be forever doomed to live in misery looking for what he cannot obtain.

>>49126263
She's not an enemy, Anon. That's specist!

get those wagyushi off of zipangu and bring them over here

>>49126291
Cute story, did your vampire overlord tell you that?

>>49126291
A Man destiny is to break limits in a constant quest for more. Kinda like a dragon and her hoard.

>>49126291
And that's why I try to be content knowing I die sad and alone. Better that than to strive for love.

>>49126524
This, it's my daily cope. I would drop it if portal opens obviously but for now...

>>49124662
Lol... lmao even

i prefer minos. they are much friendlier and don't even rape you if you don't wear red. they have big soft bodies and are nice to cuddle and they have cute moos. also you could get licked by one and it would feel nice. mino!

>>49126660
>3 seconds into your first encounter with a mino

>>49126641
Why is she fucking a black man?

>Portals open
>Most things stay remarkably the same, but there's some weird, WEIRD differences
>Farrier videos on YouTube now require age verification
>You get carded for buying caffeinated beverages (even if you're not a spider)
>Lots of mani-peti places now do horns, too
>Flying mamono have to register as airplanes and they HATE it, since they now need to be able to communicate with Air Traffic Controllers and whatnot to fly. Dragons in particular are insufferable about it.

>>49126709
She's sharing with her wight friend.

>>49126709
I had the guy pegged for being southeast asian, which is probably who drew the picture.
The being well-dressed and normal hair give it away.

>>49126706
she has a nice ass

>>49126660
I'm happy that Mino-chan knows how to use a computer.

>>49126793
Agree. It belongs on my face. Just like how my hands belong her breasts, my tongue in her mouth, and my lovestick in her lovehole.

>>49126796
This chesh is actually giving good advice and is truly helping this mino. Based kot

big strong cow!
big strong cow!
big strong cow!
brown tomboy cow!

>>49126732
>dragon zombies keep forgetting about the rules and the air force has to chase them out of commercial airspace with demon silver missiles

>>49126732
So we still live in a shithole? Damn it.

>>49126750
Normally it's the other way around.

>>49126732
manti-peti is a cafe where you have to pet manticores and mantis's

>>49125208
That's an unusually fluffy Hellhound, are you sure she's not just an edgy dark Inari?

>>49127175
>have
so it's not optional? What if i just want to go in for the overpriced coffee and tasty baked goods?

>>49127159
Turns out mamono are more about marriage than zero point energy. Except grems. Maybe you can marry a grem!

>>49127200
manticores will headbump you until compliance

>>49127200
You're dumb and deserve to be taken in the café's cave. To not pet with your human hands is a crime
>>49127175
Excellent idea, would stay there every Sunday afternoon

>>49127017
Monday maid day.

>49127237
>cant even do maids with big tits right
furries are so bad lmao

>>49127342
Is that the milk Kiki drinks or is it for her Mastah?

>>49127342
>Increase attack +35
She wants to get punished harder by her master.

>>49127342
Here ya go, buddy.

>>49127175
>Tired Anon needs coffee badly
>See cafe
>Go inside
>Patrons all seem to have a manticore or mantis at the table
>That's weird
>Grab a coffee
>"'Tis or 'Core?"
"What?"
>"It's the 'TisOrCore Cafe', and you have to pet a Mantis or a Manticore while you're enjoying your beverage."
>A couple of manticores and mantises are looking at you.
>The manticores are preening and winking at you.
>One mantis is simply staring at you, unblinking.
>The other is sipping a coldbrew.
>Can't look away from the mantis who's looking at you.
>"OOooh, OK."
>Barista waves the mantis over to you.

>She says nothing
>Just walks behind you to a small table
>Take a small sip of your coffee in silence
>Mantis is also silent
>She leans her antennae toward you slightly
>You guess that means she wants you to pet them
>Lightly touch the closer antennae with your fingertip.
>She wimpers
>Every manti* in the cafe gasps
>"So-so-so forward!" you hear echoed throughout the building

>49127461
>inferior furry
no thanks

>>49127541
>Getting tail scarfed

>>49127545
Mastah needs to be warm.

>>49127505
Hey at least she's not sitting on your lap

>>49127582
What's wrong with a mantis sitting on your lap?

>>49127693
It kind of blocks my view of whatever it is I came to drink and eat.

>>49127711
Miss Mantis can feed you while sitting in your lap.

>>49127726
A fine compromise.

>>49127734
>Ywn get to watch a mino lay an egg because minos don't lay eggs
Feels bad man

>>49127870
Not with that attitude you won't.

>>49127870
Anything can happen if you just believe.

Happy Saint Paddy's day! Got any plans today anons?

Everywhere I go I see foxes.

>>49126709
looks like someone edited the image to push an agenda or just pretend to push agenda to get people angry

>>49128065
I wish I had booze. I'll have to squeeze more than a single paragraph sober tonight.

>>49128064
It happens.

>>49128065
I'm watching Boondock Saints RIGHT NOW!

>>49126732
imagine harpies with little lamps on the tips of their wings and on their tail/legs, like airplane lights
imagine them flying through the city in the night and all you see is dozens of sets of lights above you constantly moving, flowing like a river almost

>>49128065
Pontificate on the Worm of the Emerald Isles

>>49128094
Very cute!