God damnit. I left my onahole wrapped in a heating blanket and now it's lopsided. I've yet to try it, mostly because when I put my finger inside to see if it still felt normal it burnt my finger.
You can't hear it, but I'm golf clapping for you, OP.
Good thing you didn't test it with your dick. On a side note, heated blankets are so kickass.
Why not turn it 90 degrees and stick it back in the blanket?
>>4237987You think that'd work? If not and I ended up ruining it there were a few more I was thinking of getting. This one's a bit loose feeling.
>>4238002Wait for it to cool down and try it first. If it feels like shit, you've got nothing to lose.
>>4238002Put it in the fridge to cool it down.That way, if you leave it in there for too long, you can just fap with it and pretend it's Cirno until it's warmed up.
I was thinking of getting a new one too. Mine was sort of cheaply made and I abused it.
Well, it does feel a bit lopsided, but it feels the same as it does when I squeeze all the air out. I guess it'll be fine.
>>4238114Put it in the fridge anyway, and tell us what it's like to fap with that baka.
did it die
It's okay, most guys have lopsided dicks anyways so it'll probably work better now.
>>4238582It seems like some of the ridges inside have flattened out a bit now. There used to be a tight ring about an inch or two from the end that felt great but that's somewhat diminished and less noticable now. It still gets me off though, I guess that's all that matters.
>>4238638So what is it like post-onahole-masturbation? Can you go back to jerking off with your hands?
/jp/ - Onaholes.
Did you have any shame left before you bought it? I'm interested on the effects it may have had.
>>4238644Of course. I still mostly use my hands. I only use the onahole about two or three times a week because I want it to be something special.
>>4238129I'm putting mine in the freezer right now. I'll let you know in about 30 minutes how it turned out.
>>4238745Just took it out the freezer. Seems cold enough. Ganna open up my Cirno folder and test it out. Lookin for a nice pic that'll really help trick my mind into thinking I'm inside her.
>>4238985
Fuck yes, Onahole thread.
>>4238985So... What does Cirno feel like?
>>4238985Just finished. At first it was a bit TOO cold, but I forced myself in anyway while staring at my Cirno image. Once I was fully in for about 4 seconds, the cold got really stimulating. Shit felt pretty good, man. Even after I shot my load, it was still pretty icy inside. I just let the thing sit on my dick for a while, feeling my own cum cool down and drip off.I'll be doing this again. Thanks for the suggestion, anon. It's still a bit chilly, probably good for another use...
By the way, I put very trace amounts of water inside before freezing it, so it could cool down a little faster while preserving the chill for a while.
>>4239040titbutt
>>4239036>>4239046So it actually felt good? Huh.
>>4239036post pics!
>>4239036I usually put mine it hot water first to make it more lifelike. Might try this icy stimulation now though...
>>4239036/jp/ - sex life, mind rape, and pedo.GOOD JOB!
>>4239095Make sure your material can handle it though. I used one that I didn't mind dying. It doesn't seem like it was damaged, but I guess I should wait until after it's fully thawed out before making that judgment. I have like 8 of them anyway, so losing one didn't matter, especially since it's a double.
>>4239095hot water doesnt do the job, it cools down within a min
>>4239031>>4238051>>4238129>>4238985>>4238995
Just tried the Cirno stimulus.Shit is amazing. I'm doing this for now on, even with non-Cirno images.
Any recommended sites to buy this shit from?
>>OPIs that an R-20?I have the same one. It's pretty loose but it's fun to clamp down on it and its length lets you really compress it.
I was the one that trollingly suggested refridgerating your onahole to get a Cirno experience./jp/, I am both horrified and proud of you now. Never change.
You've taken the first step towards necrophilia. I hope you're not a guro fan.
>>4239289How cold would cirno-necro be?
Best thread all day.Never change, guys.
You were actually fucking a Glaceon. Enjoy your furries
>>4239289What if I am a guro fan? Do I fill the onahole with warm pig's blood and then fuck it?
I hope the onahole freezes and that thing where you lick a frozen pole with your tongue happens...but with your dick.
>>4239296Would be a fun EMT/ER room story if he didn't think of warm water and just yanked it off.
>>4239316Insta-castration.
>>4239323You mean circumcision?
>>4239296You'd only have to take a warm (not hot) shower to fix that you know...
OP here. Wrapped it in a soda can sleeve, taped it so it held a circular shape, and put it back under the blanket. It looked tighter than it originally was and wasn't lopsided anymore, but only time well tell when I remove it from under the blanket..
I did the ice thing. I put a small amount of water inside before freezing it. There was a very thin layer of ice inside of it, and it was awesome. Felt like I shattered Cirno's hymen.Feels good, man.
>>4240201>Felt like I shattered Cirno's hymen.
I just use a sock.Maybe some icy hot if I'm feeling extravagant.
>>OPHow long did the company take to ship your Onahole to you? Are you in the US? Did you order from NLS?
>>4240225you foul beast
>>4240201>I shattered Cirno's hymenkill yourself please
>>4240201>Felt like I shattered Cirno's hymen.And then, Cirno was woman.
Look at that lopsided R20.Shit feels so good when you're deep in her.
Cirno Sexual Experiences.
i think this is a first for /jp/good show
>>4240232Ordered from NLS, they shipped the day after I paid, IIRC. Took about two weeks for it to actually reach me in the US. I'm guessing it was because of holiday packages. I received a figure earlier this month and that took less than a week to reach me.
>>4239275Wanta
dirty old men confirmed for "adult novelty"
>>4240201y u do dis
>cirnoThis thread makes me wish I had an onahole.
Guy who did the Cirno hymen thing here. Why is everyone reacting to my post?
>>4244027Because they wanted pics.
>>4244027Because this.
This is the best thing I've seen all day
>>4239036>I just let the thing sit on my dick for a whileEnjoy your penile necrosis.
>>4244418I doubt it was that cold.
>>4244355That hurts, man.
Ok I'm now going to do this toofap to cirno with a frozen onahole
I screw Mizore, not Cirno.
>>4245288
I wonder how many of you guys are actually thinking of doing this.I hope you won't be too scared when you start seeing blood.
>>4245358It's not like there's ice in it. It's just a really cold onaho.
>>4245358>seeing bloodIt'll make breaking Cirno's hymen all the more real
>>4245358If a cold sex toy makes you start bleeding then you have big problems.
>>4245358cumdumpster spotted
>>4245430You mean she's jealous that she'll never have an ice-cold pussy?
>>4245445Reported for KoG.
>>4245459>anyone who posts a cirno image is KoGYou should probably get a psychological evaluation, you can get medication for paranoia. It might help you a lot.
>>4245459Stop going from thread to thread spamming your name bro.
>>4245459White Ren is the sort of sociopathic neet common to /jp/
>>4245467>>4245470>>4245478Stop being naive and thinking that's me.
>>4245445rofl
>>4245483Stop pretending to me already Jones.
>>4245488Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am, Sion-chan.
>>4240570No it's not. We have discussed everything from this to loli body disposal.
>>4245488
>>4245405A big sharp chunk of ice in there might do it.
>>4245509>>4245500Hi Ekopsl and Jones
>>4245515Well, obviously. The hymen thing is stupid, the Cirno's Cold Pussy thing is pure genius.
>>4245527Hi hibiki`
>>4245527Why would they care about using my tripcode? They don't even like me.They're not tsundere like you are for me, Sion-chan.
>>4245533>>4245544Sup Jones
>MPD tripfagwhat the fuck am I reading
his thread is so confusing. I don't even know who's real and who's samefag anymore.
Reported for shitty, pretentious self-moderation.
>>4245586It's just Sion-chan and various others realizing how superior it is to post using my tripcode. Don't pay them any mind.
>>4245655Have you broken Cirno's hymen yet?
Who decided that cirno's cold on the inside anyway
>>4245515When you freeze it, you're only putting a VERY SMALL amount of water inside. Even if there was a shark chunk in there, it'd be so thin that it'd break on contact with your penis, so wouldn't be able to stick through it.I tried this. It was hard to put my penis in at first, since it was a bit stiff, but slowly it fit through. I have to say it was quite the experience. I'm not sure if I liked it or not, but I'll probably try it again sometime...
>>4245888A shark chunk? I'm not putting my penis anywhere near that
>>4245888>shark chunksharp chunk*But it won't be sharp anyway. You know that thin layer of ice that forms on top of the ice cube tray when the water has only been freezing for like half an hour? The kind of ice that if you poke gently, it shatters? That's how thin the ice inside was. Inside there was just a very thin layer, more thin than paper. The walls of the inside are also coated with this light frosty layer (which also shatters). In any case, the ice inside melts almost instantly after shattering, which feels pretty good.You don't know what you're missing. Shattering that baka's hymen is so fucking pleasurable.
I'm gonna have to try putting a dong in the freezer and ride it while looking at pictures of dickgirl Cirno.
just blew my load into cirnofeels good
>>4245902>You don't know what you're missing. Shattering that baka's hymen is so fucking pleasurable.WHAT HAVE I DONEWHY DID I EVER SUGGEST FREEZING AN ONAHOLE I AM A TERRIBLE PERSONI'm surprised this thread is still alive.
>>4246010>TERRIBLE PERSONI think you mean genius.
>>4245902He's trolling, btw. Don't want any hospitalized anons. Though that would be a nice thread starter.
Oh sweet someone finally did the Cirnohole. I remember talking about that months ago in one of these threads so I'm pleased it was a success. I'll try it some time when I'm in the right mood, after studying this thread again to make sure I don't get any ice shards in my glans.
>>4246114What happened to the pic?
>>4246109Not trolling...the ice seriously just breaks with just slight contact to it, and it's in no way sharp. You're not putting it in for hours, just 30 minutes will do.
>>4247094pics or taketh thou leave
>Shattering that baka's hymen is so fucking pleasurable.
>>4247398Do you really want to see pics of someones dick with shattered pieces of ice on it?
>Implying Cirno has a hymen biologically
>>4248034>implying she doesn't.
Hey, guys who ordered from NLS, how long does it normally take for the item to ship to you?I emailed them and got a quote. My order came out to 5900 yen. And man, do you really feel the shitty USD to yen conversion rate.
ITT people who don't know how ice works and probably live in the southextremely thin ice almost feels "soft", if you ask me. It's not glass.
>>4248768or you could just live in california, where it's sunny during winter time.
>>4248780>i've never been to californiafixed that post for you.
>>4248798Hey, just because it's been rainy recently doesn't mean that it isn't sunny on average during the winter.Hell, it's gotten sunny again in the past few days.
>>4248735http://www.en-nls.com/howtoorder.php>It normally takes 7 to 10 to deliver the goods to you
>>4248951Oh, didn't think about going to their English site. Most of it is unfinished so it having relevant information is a surprise.Also >If there is no special instruction , we put description as " Toy for Baby " on the parcel.I lol'd.
ITT ICE FUCKERS
>You know that thin layer of ice that forms on top of the ice cube tray when the water has only been freezing for like half an hour?The extremely sharp kind? Why yes I do.
>>4249064Sharp? lol no. Even if it was, the heat from your PENIS would probably melt the edge off before it had a chance to lacerate you
>>4249088Maybe he's just using a condom. Or circumsized.
>>4249064>Ice>sharp
>>4249055you mad you're not styling on Cirno?
guys guys... i have an idea
>>4249926>you mad you're not styling in Cirno?FTFY
>>4249978Get out, KS dev.
>>4249978plastic melts:/
>>4250282Warm towel.
>>4250282Then light yourself on fire.
>>4249978see>>OP
>>4246114>CirnoholeI'm surprised that isn't a trademarked term already.
Too bad the gears in the miku hole aren't movable.
>>4251295Clearly we need to engineer a better MikuHole.
>>4250966i was thinking more along the lines of .. setting it on fire
>>4251459lesbians?
>>4251295Are they encased in the onahole? I'm not sure how gears in an onahole would work.
>>4251847That's assuming that the hat and the umbrella are both female.
>>4253444http://www.jlist.com/IMAGE/JBKDi
>>4237886Stop spamming and harassing www. anon talk .com
>>4253709Ouch.
>>4253709I don't get the "gears" thing.Can someone explain?
>>4254745It's just the mold of the onahole. It has soft gears on the inside.
>>4248768I know what you're talking about, but that's more "water" than ice when it's soft like that. I'm talking about the point where it's more solid than liquid, but still very delicate. Take an ice cube tray and put it in the freezer for about 30 minutes (with water in it, obviously).Take it out and see if it has that very thin layer formed on the top. The bottom should be entirely liquid. In fact, the layer of ice should be so thin that it's entirely transparent, and you can actually see the liquid is beneath it.Poke your finger into it, it'll shatter like class kinda.
why is this still alive?
>>4255219Because people are not assholes like you.
>>4255235That wasn't very nice.
GET THIS THREAD OUT OF MY SIGHT
>>4255616OK
take it to /v/
>>4255638ゆっくりしていってね!!!
Still waiting for NLS to send me the paypal notice. Probably have to wait for Monday in Japan due to the whole business day not working deal. At least they sent the quote quickly enough. Came out to around 5900 yen for 17evo and lube, plus shipping to the US. Such a shame that it's so expensive, but I am willing to make the sacrifice for high quality fap sessions.
I tried to make my hand really cold and fap but putting your hand in ice-water really fucking hurts
wow i cant believe i haven't posted in this thread yet
>>4239760I guess I should update before this thread is deleted. I doubt anyone really cares. I left it in there for a few hours, took it out and tried it out. It's definitely tighter than it originally was, yet that one ridge towards the end is diminished. It's not overly lopsided anymore like in the OP, but it's still not a perfect circle. That's fine with me though, because it feels really good push that flat part open. It also doesn't seem to leak lube as much, if at all anymore.
>>4256231Glad everything worked out for you, OP.