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God damnit. I left my onahole wrapped in a heating blanket and now it's lopsided. I've yet to try it, mostly because when I put my finger inside to see if it still felt normal it burnt my finger.

>> No.4237897

You can't hear it, but I'm golf clapping for you, OP.

>> No.4237900

Good thing you didn't test it with your dick. On a side note, heated blankets are so kickass.

>> No.4237987

Why not turn it 90 degrees and stick it back in the blanket?

>> No.4238002

>>4237987
You think that'd work? If not and I ended up ruining it there were a few more I was thinking of getting. This one's a bit loose feeling.

>> No.4238016

>>4238002
Wait for it to cool down and try it first. If it feels like shit, you've got nothing to lose.

>> No.4238051

>>4238002
Put it in the fridge to cool it down.

That way, if you leave it in there for too long, you can just fap with it and pretend it's Cirno until it's warmed up.

>> No.4238097

I was thinking of getting a new one too. Mine was sort of cheaply made and I abused it.

>> No.4238114

Well, it does feel a bit lopsided, but it feels the same as it does when I squeeze all the air out. I guess it'll be fine.

>> No.4238129

>>4238114
Put it in the fridge anyway, and tell us what it's like to fap with that baka.

>> No.4238582

did it die

>> No.4238635

It's okay, most guys have lopsided dicks anyways so it'll probably work better now.

>> No.4238638

>>4238582
It seems like some of the ridges inside have flattened out a bit now. There used to be a tight ring about an inch or two from the end that felt great but that's somewhat diminished and less noticable now. It still gets me off though, I guess that's all that matters.

>> No.4238644

>>4238638

So what is it like post-onahole-masturbation? Can you go back to jerking off with your hands?

>> No.4238657
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/jp/ - Onaholes.

>> No.4238664

Did you have any shame left before you bought it? I'm interested on the effects it may have had.

>> No.4238688

>>4238644
Of course. I still mostly use my hands. I only use the onahole about two or three times a week because I want it to be something special.

>> No.4238745

>>4238129
I'm putting mine in the freezer right now. I'll let you know in about 30 minutes how it turned out.

>> No.4238985

>>4238745
Just took it out the freezer. Seems cold enough. Ganna open up my Cirno folder and test it out. Lookin for a nice pic that'll really help trick my mind into thinking I'm inside her.

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>>4238985

>> No.4239023

Fuck yes, Onahole thread.

>> No.4239031

>>4238985
So... What does Cirno feel like?

>> No.4239036

>>4238985
Just finished. At first it was a bit TOO cold, but I forced myself in anyway while staring at my Cirno image. Once I was fully in for about 4 seconds, the cold got really stimulating. Shit felt pretty good, man. Even after I shot my load, it was still pretty icy inside. I just let the thing sit on my dick for a while, feeling my own cum cool down and drip off.

I'll be doing this again. Thanks for the suggestion, anon. It's still a bit chilly, probably good for another use...

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>>4238985

>> No.4239046

By the way, I put very trace amounts of water inside before freezing it, so it could cool down a little faster while preserving the chill for a while.

>> No.4239047

>>4239040
titbutt

>> No.4239061

>>4239036
>>4239046
So it actually felt good? Huh.

>> No.4239075

>>4239036
post pics!

>> No.4239095

>>4239036
I usually put mine it hot water first to make it more lifelike. Might try this icy stimulation now though...

>> No.4239101

>>4239036
/jp/ - sex life, mind rape, and pedo.

GOOD JOB!

>> No.4239113

>>4239095
Make sure your material can handle it though. I used one that I didn't mind dying. It doesn't seem like it was damaged, but I guess I should wait until after it's fully thawed out before making that judgment. I have like 8 of them anyway, so losing one didn't matter, especially since it's a double.

>> No.4239124

>>4239095
hot water doesnt do the job, it cools down within a min

>> No.4239215
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>>4239031
>>4238051
>>4238129
>>4238985
>>4238995

>> No.4239251

Just tried the Cirno stimulus.
Shit is amazing. I'm doing this for now on, even with non-Cirno images.

>> No.4239275

Any recommended sites to buy this shit from?

>> No.4239276

>>4237890

Is that an R-20?
I have the same one. It's pretty loose but it's fun to clamp down on it and its length lets you really compress it.

>> No.4239277

I was the one that trollingly suggested refridgerating your onahole to get a Cirno experience.

/jp/, I am both horrified and proud of you now. Never change.

>> No.4239289

You've taken the first step towards necrophilia. I hope you're not a guro fan.

>> No.4239292

>>4239289

How cold would cirno-necro be?

>> No.4239293

Best thread all day.
Never change, guys.

>> No.4239294
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4239294

You were actually fucking a Glaceon. Enjoy your furries

>> No.4239295

>>4239289

What if I am a guro fan? Do I fill the onahole with warm pig's blood and then fuck it?

>> No.4239296

I hope the onahole freezes and that thing where you lick a frozen pole with your tongue happens...but with your dick.

>> No.4239316

>>4239296

Would be a fun EMT/ER room story if he didn't think of warm water and just yanked it off.

>> No.4239323

>>4239316
Insta-castration.

>> No.4239328

>>4239323

You mean circumcision?

>> No.4239421

>>4239296
You'd only have to take a warm (not hot) shower to fix that you know...

>> No.4239760

OP here. Wrapped it in a soda can sleeve, taped it so it held a circular shape, and put it back under the blanket. It looked tighter than it originally was and wasn't lopsided anymore, but only time well tell when I remove it from under the blanket..

>> No.4240201

I did the ice thing. I put a small amount of water inside before freezing it. There was a very thin layer of ice inside of it, and it was awesome. Felt like I shattered Cirno's hymen.

Feels good, man.

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>>4240201
>Felt like I shattered Cirno's hymen.

>> No.4240225

I just use a sock.

Maybe some icy hot if I'm feeling extravagant.

>> No.4240232

>>4237890
How long did the company take to ship your Onahole to you?

Are you in the US?

Did you order from NLS?

>> No.4240264

>>4240225

you foul beast

>> No.4240282

>>4240201
>I shattered Cirno's hymen
kill yourself please

>> No.4240496

>>4240201
>Felt like I shattered Cirno's hymen.
And then, Cirno was woman.

>> No.4240510

Look at that lopsided R20.

Shit feels so good when you're deep in her.

>> No.4240548

Cirno Sexual Experiences.

>> No.4240570

i think this is a first for /jp/
good show

>> No.4241004

>>4240232
Ordered from NLS, they shipped the day after I paid, IIRC. Took about two weeks for it to actually reach me in the US. I'm guessing it was because of holiday packages. I received a figure earlier this month and that took less than a week to reach me.

>> No.4242858

>>4239275
Wanta

>> No.4242877

dirty old men confirmed for "adult novelty"

>> No.4243887

>>4240201
y u do dis

>> No.4243928
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4243928

>cirno
This thread makes me wish I had an onahole.

>> No.4244027

Guy who did the Cirno hymen thing here. Why is everyone reacting to my post?

>> No.4244326

>>4244027
Because they wanted pics.

>> No.4244355
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4244355

>>4244027
Because this.

>> No.4244361

This is the best thing I've seen all day

>> No.4244418

>>4239036
>I just let the thing sit on my dick for a while
Enjoy your penile necrosis.

>> No.4244435
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>>4244418
I doubt it was that cold.

>> No.4245013

>>4244355
That hurts, man.

>> No.4245288

Ok I'm now going to do this too
fap to cirno with a frozen onahole

>> No.4245316

I screw Mizore, not Cirno.

>> No.4245326
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4245326

>>4245288

>> No.4245358

I wonder how many of you guys are actually thinking of doing this.

I hope you won't be too scared when you start seeing blood.

>> No.4245368

>>4245358
It's not like there's ice in it. It's just a really cold onaho.

>> No.4245399

>>4245358
>seeing blood

It'll make breaking Cirno's hymen all the more real

>> No.4245405

>>4245358
If a cold sex toy makes you start bleeding then you have big problems.

>> No.4245430

>>4245358
cumdumpster spotted

>> No.4245445
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>>4245430
You mean she's jealous that she'll never have an ice-cold pussy?

>> No.4245459

>>4245445

Reported for KoG.

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>>4245459
>anyone who posts a cirno image is KoG
You should probably get a psychological evaluation, you can get medication for paranoia. It might help you a lot.

>> No.4245470 [DELETED] 

>>4245459
Stop going from thread to thread spamming your name bro.

>> No.4245478

>>4245459
White Ren is the sort of sociopathic neet common to /jp/

>> No.4245483

>>4245467
>>4245470
>>4245478
Stop being naive and thinking that's me.

>> No.4245484

>>4245445
rofl

>> No.4245488

>>4245483
Stop pretending to me already Jones.

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>>4245488
Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am, Sion-chan.

>> No.4245507

>>4240570
No it's not. We have discussed everything from this to loli body disposal.

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>>4245488

>> No.4245515

>>4245405
A big sharp chunk of ice in there might do it.

>> No.4245527
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4245527

>>4245509
>>4245500
Hi Ekopsl and Jones

>> No.4245529

>>4245515
Well, obviously. The hymen thing is stupid, the Cirno's Cold Pussy thing is pure genius.

>> No.4245533
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>>4245527
Hi hibiki`

>> No.4245544
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>>4245527
Why would they care about using my tripcode? They don't even like me.

They're not tsundere like you are for me, Sion-chan.

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>>4245533
>>4245544
Sup Jones

>> No.4245586

>MPD tripfag
what the fuck am I reading

>> No.4245611 [DELETED] 

his thread is so confusing. I don't even know who's real and who's samefag anymore.

>> No.4245638

Reported for shitty, pretentious self-moderation.

>> No.4245655

>>4245586
It's just Sion-chan and various others realizing how superior it is to post using my tripcode. Don't pay them any mind.

>> No.4245727

>>4245655
Have you broken Cirno's hymen yet?

>> No.4245770

Who decided that cirno's cold on the inside anyway

>> No.4245888

>>4245515
When you freeze it, you're only putting a VERY SMALL amount of water inside. Even if there was a shark chunk in there, it'd be so thin that it'd break on contact with your penis, so wouldn't be able to stick through it.

I tried this. It was hard to put my penis in at first, since it was a bit stiff, but slowly it fit through.

I have to say it was quite the experience. I'm not sure if I liked it or not, but I'll probably try it again sometime...

>> No.4245896

>>4245888
A shark chunk? I'm not putting my penis anywhere near that

>> No.4245902

>>4245888
>shark chunk
sharp chunk*

But it won't be sharp anyway. You know that thin layer of ice that forms on top of the ice cube tray when the water has only been freezing for like half an hour? The kind of ice that if you poke gently, it shatters? That's how thin the ice inside was.

Inside there was just a very thin layer, more thin than paper. The walls of the inside are also coated with this light frosty layer (which also shatters). In any case, the ice inside melts almost instantly after shattering, which feels pretty good.

You don't know what you're missing. Shattering that baka's hymen is so fucking pleasurable.

>> No.4245907

I'm gonna have to try putting a dong in the freezer and ride it while looking at pictures of dickgirl Cirno.

>> No.4245954

just blew my load into cirno

feels good

>> No.4246010

>>4245902
>You don't know what you're missing. Shattering that baka's hymen is so fucking pleasurable.

WHAT HAVE I DONE

WHY DID I EVER SUGGEST FREEZING AN ONAHOLE I AM A TERRIBLE PERSON

I'm surprised this thread is still alive.

>> No.4246095

>>4246010
>TERRIBLE PERSON
I think you mean genius.

>> No.4246109

>>4245902
He's trolling, btw. Don't want any hospitalized anons. Though that would be a nice thread starter.

>> No.4246114

Oh sweet someone finally did the Cirnohole. I remember talking about that months ago in one of these threads so I'm pleased it was a success. I'll try it some time when I'm in the right mood, after studying this thread again to make sure I don't get any ice shards in my glans.

>> No.4246524

>>4246114
What happened to the pic?

>> No.4247094

>>4246109
Not trolling...the ice seriously just breaks with just slight contact to it, and it's in no way sharp. You're not putting it in for hours, just 30 minutes will do.

>> No.4247398

>>4247094
pics or taketh thou leave

>> No.4247418
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>Shattering that baka's hymen is so fucking pleasurable.

>> No.4248019

>>4247398
Do you really want to see pics of someones dick with shattered pieces of ice on it?

>> No.4248034

>Implying Cirno has a hymen biologically

>> No.4248215

>>4248034
>implying she doesn't.

>> No.4248735

Hey, guys who ordered from NLS, how long does it normally take for the item to ship to you?

I emailed them and got a quote. My order came out to 5900 yen. And man, do you really feel the shitty USD to yen conversion rate.

>> No.4248768

ITT people who don't know how ice works and probably live in the south

extremely thin ice almost feels "soft", if you ask me. It's not glass.

>> No.4248780

>>4248768
or you could just live in california, where it's sunny during winter time.

>> No.4248798

>>4248780
>i've never been to california

fixed that post for you.

>> No.4248942

>>4248798
Hey, just because it's been rainy recently doesn't mean that it isn't sunny on average during the winter.

Hell, it's gotten sunny again in the past few days.

>> No.4248951

>>4248735
http://www.en-nls.com/howtoorder.php
>It normally takes 7 to 10 to deliver the goods to you

>> No.4249003

>>4248951
Oh, didn't think about going to their English site. Most of it is unfinished so it having relevant information is a surprise.

Also
>If there is no special instruction , we put description as " Toy for Baby " on the parcel.
I lol'd.

>> No.4249055

ITT ICE FUCKERS

>> No.4249064

>You know that thin layer of ice that forms on top of the ice cube tray when the water has only been freezing for like half an hour?
The extremely sharp kind? Why yes I do.

>> No.4249088

>>4249064
Sharp? lol no. Even if it was, the heat from your PENIS would probably melt the edge off before it had a chance to lacerate you

>> No.4249098

>>4249088
Maybe he's just using a condom. Or circumsized.

>> No.4249902

>>4249064
>Ice
>sharp

>> No.4249926

>>4249055
you mad you're not styling on Cirno?

>> No.4249978
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4249978

guys guys... i have an idea

>> No.4250204

>>4249926
>you mad you're not styling in Cirno?

FTFY

>> No.4250208

>>4249978
Get out, KS dev.

>> No.4250282

>>4249978
plastic melts
:/

>> No.4250297

>>4250282
Warm towel.

>> No.4250316

>>4250282
Then light yourself on fire.

>> No.4250966

>>4249978
see
>>4237890

>> No.4251272

>>4246114
>Cirnohole
I'm surprised that isn't a trademarked term already.

>> No.4251295

Too bad the gears in the miku hole aren't movable.

>> No.4251331

>>4251295
Clearly we need to engineer a better MikuHole.

>> No.4251459
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>>4250966
i was thinking more along the lines of .. setting it on fire

>> No.4251847

>>4251459
lesbians?

>> No.4253444

>>4251295
Are they encased in the onahole? I'm not sure how gears in an onahole would work.

>> No.4253461

>>4251847
That's assuming that the hat and the umbrella are both female.

>> No.4253709

>>4253444
http://www.jlist.com/IMAGE/JBKDi

>> No.4253722 [DELETED] 

>>4237886
Stop spamming and harassing www. anon
talk
.com

>> No.4253960

>>4253709
Ouch.

>> No.4254745

>>4253709
I don't get the "gears" thing.
Can someone explain?

>> No.4254760

>>4254745
It's just the mold of the onahole. It has soft gears on the inside.

>> No.4255197

>>4248768
I know what you're talking about, but that's more "water" than ice when it's soft like that. I'm talking about the point where it's more solid than liquid, but still very delicate. Take an ice cube tray and put it in the freezer for about 30 minutes (with water in it, obviously).

Take it out and see if it has that very thin layer formed on the top. The bottom should be entirely liquid. In fact, the layer of ice should be so thin that it's entirely transparent, and you can actually see the liquid is beneath it.

Poke your finger into it, it'll shatter like class kinda.

>> No.4255219

why is this still alive?

>> No.4255235

>>4255219
Because people are not assholes like you.

>> No.4255598

>>4255235
That wasn't very nice.

>> No.4255616

GET THIS THREAD OUT OF MY SIGHT

>> No.4255634

>>4255616
OK

>> No.4255638

take it to /v/

>> No.4255658

>>4255638
ゆっくりしていってね！！！

>> No.4256081

Still waiting for NLS to send me the paypal notice. Probably have to wait for Monday in Japan due to the whole business day not working deal.


At least they sent the quote quickly enough. Came out to around 5900 yen for 17evo and lube, plus shipping to the US. Such a shame that it's so expensive, but I am willing to make the sacrifice for high quality fap sessions.

>> No.4256155

I tried to make my hand really cold and fap but putting your hand in ice-water really fucking hurts

>> No.4256166

wow i cant believe i haven't posted in this thread yet

>> No.4256231

>>4239760
I guess I should update before this thread is deleted. I doubt anyone really cares. I left it in there for a few hours, took it out and tried it out. It's definitely tighter than it originally was, yet that one ridge towards the end is diminished. It's not overly lopsided anymore like in the OP, but it's still not a perfect circle. That's fine with me though, because it feels really good push that flat part open. It also doesn't seem to leak lube as much, if at all anymore.

>> No.4256244

>>4256231
Glad everything worked out for you, OP.

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