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pekoーら大好きhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP5DYKY8MSsFinal chapter after polka 3D
I don't think she's actually a clown..
THIS FAKE VR JUGGLING IS TRIGGERING ME
T-poseka
>Botan and Lamy are live tweeting about the debut>Nene made one tweet about it three hours ago but otherwise hasn't tweeted since he lunch stream yesterdayCEO...
>>OPthis 3d was a rush job, probably a month of work. But Polka still making it work cause she's UMAI!
she's a witch!
I really, really love my clown wife !!
Porka ass is FAT
>clown cringe
I love Roboco!
Sad the one that quit won't ever get 3d. All because she loves talking behind someone's back
Post your best Porka fat jokes
b-bros?
It was a nice 20 minutes.
I hope you are ready for more membership crying......
this fucking clown
Ass pose
>>32014320Surprisingly the same way you track a human body.
cover your tracking reps...
I am thoroughly entertained Thanks Poru
This is painful to watch
F A TT E L E K I N E S I S
>The curtain lags more every time they use itHoly shit this is a train wreck
H-how's she doing that!?
I love Towa.
TELEKINESIS>TELEKINESISTELEKINESIS>TELEKINESISTELEKINESIS>TELEKINESIS
How is Polka making the pins float?
Clown of the SOCIETY (can't juggle).
Why is she saying "umai"? Is she eating the juggle pins?
This fucking clown....
>Her real hands is longer that her avatarHow big is she again?
>>32014383What if she's dead mate I'm going fucking mental
>>32014426We get it, now can you please fuck off
>>32014320By testing shit beforehand. Calibration is a thing.
>>32014406Nene's been sent to the gulag with Haachama
>>32014410the real question is how much work will go into lamys
>>32014426Obsessed
I will marry this menhera.Gonna fuck a clown before then though.
>>32014406I hope she graduates already, what a useless piece of shit she is
>Invisible paid actor helping Polka *juggle* propsThis is shamefur dispray
>>32014426Don't you have mahjong to watch, nijiredditor?
Polkino...
Are you not entertained?!
Porka is fatPOLKA HATE
this is kind o f cringe, i think im going to stop watching vtubers
Is this Japanese humor?
>>32014430Yep, that's how a fatass would get up.
>92k for PolkaBotan and Ramirez 3D might actually break 100k what the shit
It just fucking occurred to me, but what are the chances that Polka actually is/was a part time clown?Like a straight up, white makeup on face+red nose kids-party-entertaining clown.Does Japan “do” clowns? Heck it’s already been falling out of style in the west for some time now.But if I cut out the imagery and memes of the vtuber we know as “Polka” (despite it clearly being designed based on her input, as majority of models are) and focus on the idea of a women who is a genuine side-show-trained entertainer, it would explain a lot.Her hair, the clothes, the ownership of multiple whacky type of instruments.Could it be that the “circus fennec entertainer” wasn’t just some exaggerated concept/theme for her character, but rather an echo of her previous occupation?
Oh hey it's the other polka vtuber
>Polka fatI can't believe Cover Corp. would do this.
>>32014406she's the cameraman
That juggling act was actually funny
>Polka lagging>curtain lagging>batons lagging
What the fuck I thought she was a clown not a magician
>>32014406cameraman
For the people talking about how they do these they use this setup:
>>32014469So shitty calibrations then?
>>32014457I love Kanata.
>>32014458Why do they post like this?
>>320144646'2
>>32014426You have an entire thread dedicated to that whore, stop coming here to shit up the thread
https://twitter.com/amanekanatach/status/1348224679236931585https://twitter.com/amanekanatach/status/1348225089452400646
>ball ridingBROS???
>>32014435fuck she's cute
It's been 132 days since Mano Aloe "graduated"I'm glad that she's alive and happy that she has enough confidence in herself to start advertising her streams publicly.I hope everything gets better for her.ALOE LOVE
>>32014427PORKA ORCA
>>32014434fuck i need to renew my membership
NUMBERSSSSSSS 90K UOHHHGGGGGGGGHHHH
>>32014406Nene is crying because she won't get a 3D.
>>32014499abayo kaeru
>>32014252>the only good members are a mommy alcoholic elf and former foster player who just fucks around playing games with ragdoll physics
Meds are for queer little homofag boys.
alright cloun the juggling gags were pretty funny
Is panda bitch gonna show up and kick the ball again?
>>OPReminder that Polka's roommate is a legit clown.
>black
Noooo polka dont do it
PANTSU
Please please PLEASE stop letting your arms rest at your sidesIt's killing the illusion
>>32014320Bluetooth, WIFI, IR dots and IR cameras, image recognition. This has been a solved issue for literal decades.>>32014458Fuck off and die, /v/.
MIERU!
We're about to witness the death of Polka
>>32014527ALOE LOVE
>>32014548YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Give me some cute high res poruka screenshots, my internet is going 3rd world
>>32014426You have your own thread now you fucking schizo
POLKAS THIGHS
>>32014486I am, but probably not in the way the intended...
>>32014510Yeah it isn't mocap tier
>>32014487she's as graceful as the catwish more holos did exercise like korosan
Her BGM is pretty good though
OOOOOOOOOO AAASSSSS
Nice Ass
>POLKA ASS IM COOOOOOOMINNNNNN
>>32014500That's Polka, this one's Porka
PANTSU CONFIRMED
UUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
KINO HAHHAHA
>The dreaded gym ballWho'll be the bully to kick it down?
>>32014464That's the case for most if not all holos.
BLACK PANTIES
UOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
OHHHHHHHHHHHH
CAMERAMAN????
UUUUUUOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>32014445
>FREE ENTERTAINMENTFREE ENTERTAINMENT>FREE ENTERTAINMENTFREE ENTERTAINMENT>FREE ENTERTAINMENTFREE ENTERTAINMENT
l-lewd
That's one sturdy ball.
Look at her go!
I don't think that's actually a ball guys
> panties instead of spatsAlready won by a large margin
pop
>>32014472hers is going to be stellar, she had a team of at least 10 modellers at knifepoint working on each finger.
UUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>32014537I want mio to kill my family and forcibly adopt and I birth me into being her kid
Incoming broken hip
That butt...
AAAAAAA
this is another neck-break waiting to happen
Look at her go
>fake juggling>fake balancing on ball
>Polka Anti: Haha she's FAT!Meanwhile your oshi is a talentless whoreNow that's real comedy.
its a chair with wheels lol
Impressive. She looks soft instead the usual plastic-y.
Japan experiencing earthquake right now.Get the joke? Hehe
>>32014622I'M- I'M GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>an actual circus actok this is based polka
Polka being forced to be a clown is undoubtedly one huge nerf to her career.
she's gonna break her neck...
She's clearly not using a ball
APOLOGIZE
https://twitter.com/amanekanatach/status/1348228882210512896Bless you PPT
>>32014639WOW NICE ONE SHERLOCK
KNEEL ALL WHO DOUBTED
>>32014658and wrestling is real!Fucking moron.
that low angle cam OOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
>>32014622NOICEEEEEEEEEEE
Sora Love needs to teach Polka how to be an idol
Fat ass
>the employee struggling to drag her across the room
a moment of silence for the poor roomba she's standing on pretending its a ball
BALL STEPPING
PANTSU IS BACK
The camera director should be fired on the spot.
>>32014661Someone is moving it
EARTHQUAKE
>>32014505Lamy's going to get the same fate yukiminbro...
>That ball trackingCoverchaama???
>chat spamming sus
>>32014661Impossible, the chair would break
>>32014660lol porka is fat
Gloabl faggots go back to your thread
>her one arm clearly gripping on somethingkek
>>32014497What would they even do for 3D reveals? Polker at least has her song and circus shit to play with.
What if the ball was actually a staff
>>32014692I'm sure she chose that schtick herself, still true however.
Towabros.. I don’t feel so good...
>>32014710Why are watamates like this
That ball can withstand her body mass????
>>32014729her dad wouldn't let that happen
>>32014531Reminder that orcas are dolphins, not whales.
>>32014661>>32014719She's standing on the floor, someone is just moving her model.
>>32014546yep, makes it even funnier to see the people here lose their shit over it
She's actually standing in a shopping cart towed by Mukirose, the only man strong enough for the job.
>>32014747God, I wish that were me
I don't know how they thought they could do this in a way that makes sense visually without her walking on an actual ball, she's just standing on a chair or something
>>32014523Based Kanatan.
KENZUKOS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
>>32014510Rokoko suits are fucking garbage though. If you only use 2 or 3 at the same time the data will get corrupted due to interference.
>>32014658next time you're going to tell me I'm not watching a real Fennec clown girl?
>>32014733someguy is probably dragging it with a mouse
This is really just showing how small Cover is.
Today's a bad day. Stupid Mahjong collabs...
I-I can't even cast my spells with all this shaking!
im only really watching in hopes of an upskirt
Why does Polka have a tail?
>>32014497Lamy will probably only hit 45K viewers but make 80K$+ in supachas because what the fuck is up with Lamy why does she make so much goddamned money
>>32014622We got to see her pussy lips on side of her underwear....
>>32014511Pretty much yeah. They probably calibrated it with someone with, well, less robust build and/or shorter arms, so the coordinate is all out of place.
I'm surprised she isn't dying like Luna was during her 3D. Maybe Luna is the actual fat one
MY HOUSE IS SHAKING
We already saw her pantsu, what is she gonna show her members with the "uncensored" model?
>>32014766She just jumped down from the ball though?
>>32014747Who ever it is.....they are dead nkw
DONT JUMP PORKAAAAA
MAGNITUDE 9.1
>>32014748>RamyDrink alcohol for an hour>BotanPlay with gun props for an hour
>>32014692Yeah, sure, okay bro.
>Give Polka a squeaky honking nose>Make her give you a blowjob>Whenever her nose hits your pubic area it squeezes and make the honking noise
>>32014696Good girl
>>32014622
>>32014786Zhangposters BTFO
>>32014695She's pretending to be walking on a ball obviously, she's just shuffling along on a bench of some sort.
>>32014710He's gonna get twice the salary this month
no fucking way
THE EARTH IS QUAKING
>>32014505At least Polka doesn't lag in regular streams.Fix your fucking internet Lamy.
Already saw her pantsu let's move on to the mario kart races
wtf she's fat why does she have 94k viewers
jesus, don't jump like that, my windows just trembled. and i am in russia
AAAAHHHHHHH PANTIES
These 3D streams really reveal who is fat and who isn't. To me that is justice. I would pork the fuck out of porka.
>>32014796She's a fenix fox
porka...
whoa I felt the aftershock
>>32014766explain that jump then
>>32014661It's probably a Box>>32014809kek
>>32014644>>32014647>>32014622
>>32014497It would be fucking sad if they didn't get at least gen 4 numbers.
>more panties showCOVER
Why can't the others have their panties.
>>32014761It was made from tungsten
Damn her nose is long
Is Polka being a fraud with fake acts going to become part of her character? Her chat is spamming her own SUS emote.It could actually be an entertaining gimmick.
>>32014747>Imagine being stood on by polka while she awkwardly tries to balance herself
9500095万人NINETYFIVETHOUSANDVIEWERS
>>32014787You mean like when they use more than 2 or 3 at a time and the data gets corrupted due to interference?Remember when Pekora broke and half her body was attached to someone else or all the times when they all kept turning into a duffle bag on the ground before teleporting back to wherever they were in some of the 3D collabs.
>>3201449795k now, she just might break 100k already
>>32014660You're my oshi
>>32014786OH NONO WATCH OUT WATAMATESSHE'S COMING FOR YOU NEXT
>>32014585the dot suits they're using are the same they use for top quality motion capture
Is that a fucking tsunami heading towards Japan?
>95K nowDamng girl... imagine how much views if she wasn't wearing underwear....hnnnnnnngggggggg
>>32014792You can always get money but you never get back your soul once you get big.
>>32014795already got it
Her mom needs to stop hogging the ringfit
So, Botan 110kLamy 90kNene 80k
>>32014527ALOE LOVEPOLKA LOVE
what is this magic
>>32014805Whos is the fattest holomen?
What the fuck is she climbing on anons
Poruka please stop flashing your plain black panties, at least wear some cute patterned pantsu
So much fucking telekinesis going on, is this the prequel to Carrie?
LOOKATHERGO
>>32014817that's pretty hot
GRABBITY SQUEEZEYOU ARE DEFEATED
>legs shakingthis might be a real ball actually
you have to admit it's pretty funny stream overall
>Not even 100kPATHETIC
i knew i was going to be fapping to this stream and i'm so happy i waited
OH FUCK IT'S HAPPENING. EVERYTHING IS SHAKING. I LOVE MY FAMILY.
*ding*Next meme
Polka's gravity is making them float around her
Cover.........what the fuck do you do with all this money? Fix the tracking
>>32014902me
>>32014888
Why don't they just animate the 3D model instead of doing live capture, nobody would mind if it's not motion captured, come on cover.
>>32014792Even with that, they still managed to pull almost 100k viewers
Show's over, pack it up folks. Also, no refunds.
>>32014882Who is that girl in your image, anon?
>>32014901Okayu...
>>32014897Nenechi, 3d onegai...
I can't tell if management is doing a bit with the death ding or if they're actually trying to kill her off
>>32014794Goddamnit
>>32014882>95万
>>32014897>Nene
>>32014901Aruran said he has a dadbod.
>>32014800because people that mater watch her instead of broke neets that post in these threads
>>32014882god i miss her
>>32014853Pre-recorded.
>>32014809God damn it. Why are fat jokes always funny. Fucking dying
No special guest tamaki? What are you doing, call your waifu at least dumb tranny..
AAAAAHHHH ITS OVERALL THE BUILDINGS ARE COLLAPSING
I am enjoying this to a stupid degree
>>32014804She's going to eat Mitarashi Dango on stream.
>>32014902Only the strongest being, MAX Nene, could carry that weight
>>32014897feels weird using Noel's image
why is chat filled with sus spam?
>>32014897>NeneWho?
lucky fuckers they can see her panties
This music is very like... Simcity or something. I feel like I want to build not watch a clown.
>>32014874Maybe she's a circus animal that wished to become a human.
Polka? More like PORKA! HAHA! Get it? Because her roommate is morbidly obese! HAH!
>>32014870I heard the ball's diameter is around 44.5 cm and the weight is ~145 kilograms. It couldn't be tungsten, has to be something even more dense.
I’m lateWhat the heck is polka doing
>>32014974Same
>>32014897>Neneshe will be gone before she has a 3D debut
>>32014622AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>32014800Her rich yakuza family uses her as part of a money laundering scheme.
WHY DOES GLOBAL POST LIKE THIS>WHY DOES GLOBAL POST LIKE THISWHY DOES GLOBAL POST LIKE THIS>WHY DOES GLOBAL POST LIKE THISWHY DOES GLOBAL POST LIKE THIS>WHY DOES GLOBAL POST LIKE THIS
>>32014874Well she wants to be a circus ringleader. She isn't one yet. That's the lore.
>>32014901Marine
>>32014704Sora is MIA for a second consecutive afternoon and evening because she’s an idol. Probably to practice for this
>Void pantiesIs this the only underwear color acceptable for YT-kun?
>>32014915her legs cannot support her weight
>lost a few thousand viewers because of the fake ending
Did someone hear a ripping sound? I'm being serious?
>>32014882>95万人
>>32014882How many did Towa get?
>>32014814>botan and lamy 3D>botan is just shooting guns and lamy clinging to her like that one bitch in the conan the barbarian artwork>lamy just goes "awawawawa" over and over followed by "shishiron">she also summons like 20 daifukus to fuck around with while botan looks cool>makes 100k
>93kreclining..
>>32015006This literally makes some sense.
黒パン。。。
>>32014972For the last fucking time, it's not happening.
>>32014901Okayu is fat and lazy
>>32014882anon, your kanji reps...
she's sitting down LMAO
they finally let her sit down
>>32015007RENT FREE>RENT FREERENT FREE>RENT FREE
Wat
>>32014805Did you watch Polka sing? She ran out of breath like 1 minute in.
>so fat she had to sit during her 3d
>>32014999Her best
>She sat down
>>32014882Your japanese number reps
>>32014897>nene>80kA-ahah... yeah
How will they do Lamy's 3D model if her skirt is both short and transparent
NIJIBROS I DONT FEEL SO GOOD
https://twitter.com/AZKi_VDiVA/status/1348225794342936577?s=19Even AZKi tweeted about Polka
TIME FOR CRYING IKZZZ
>>32015007Chill and just enjoy Polka
Uhoh here comes the obligatory tearjerker letter
Why the fuck does the curtain lag?
>>32015012>chinchin katame
>>32015021It was something between 57K and 65K I can't remember / keep them straight after this long.
>>32014897FAIL GEN
Familiar chair.
WAIT A MINUTE, I KNOW THIS GIMMICK
I still don't get it, why are they showing her 3D so early?
You really know if a Globafagl posts here or not lol
>>32014999Being an embarrassment to the rest of 5th Gen.
EOPbros...
>>32014865Lamy sure as hell won't but supachas will overcompensate for it
>>32015007Isn't it /v/ ?This thread and global are /v/ colony anyway ...
ENTER TAMAKI
Poruka...;-;
This is the Polka I like
>>32014882950k????????????
IS SHE GRADUATING
>>32015022>lamy clinging to her like that one bitch in the conan the barbarian artworkKek, I can picture it in my head too.
>>32014805Luna is just horribly unfit. The one that spends all night eating potato chips however....
>>32015060I don't like the way she stares at me
>>32015072all gen4 got over 100k
>>32015045Go back to global faggot
>>32015019I heard a brapping sound
Translator sama onegai
>>32015060Spats
Tamaki...
Suddenly, depressed Polka
Imagine not breaking Kanata, Watame, and Coco numbers after hololive has gotten really popular
Oh fuck, backstory?
>>32014988I made sure to sniff, don't worry.
Polka is reclining.
I love you all. I'm trapped under concrete from the buildings around me collapsing down. If you get this message, I want you know t
>>32015001anon pls stop
DroppedWas fun while it lasted
>>32014897Nene...
>>32014882Your man reps
>>32015109Nah lmao
>>32015060Easy. No 3d model for her
>>32015064How desperate
>>32015096>ENTER TAMAKIGod please. That'd never happen though.
>japanese subtitlesyeah thanks
>>32015048tbf, she didn't pace herself. At all. The song is already high energy and she jumps around without care.
SHE'S READING MY LOVE LETTER
>>32015060the amount of cum exploded at the reveal with all magically go through the digital world to make her skirt non-transparent
>>32015060It won't be transparent.
I can't believe Polka is graduating on the day of her 3D debut!
IT KEEPS GOING DOWN LMFAO
I’m gonna cry bros
So polka is graduating... ?
>>32015061NUMBEEEERSS
EMOTION
Why is this thread so slow compared to Gl*bal? They're also not doxposting and 90% of them don't even know that Polka's fat or are in full denial mode.
>>32015108kek
>>32014430>needed two people to help lift her up
>87kwhy did you have to start the sobbing this early you dumb clown...
forced sobstory lets fucking gooooo amirite?
>>32014897Botan 120kLamy 80kNene 60k
>>32014983Technical difficulties making her tricks suspect
none of the technical failings matter anymore, be one with SOUL
This is 4D cause porka's so fat she needs a whole extra dimension for her ass!!
>>32015108Retard
>>32015033>30% of the money goes to youtubeYeah man, perfect sense.
>>32015108Nah, even Kanata
>>32015108Why do you lie?
>>32014834Only if she moves to holohouse
I don't fucking know Japanese
Okayu vs Porker. Who is the bigger fatty?
is there gonna be no guests or what... i know most of gen 4 debuts didnt have guests either but it still feels weird...
What kind of industrial tier chair did Yagoo buy that can support Porker's weight?
>>32015084Bloom.
Live viewers are going down since most don't care about these tear inducing moments, her peak was 95k
>>32015007Definitely /v/. They do it to bypass the spam filter, if I remember right.
>>32014882>95万I can't believe this is the highest live views for hololive
Polka is announcing Nene was found dead earlier today...
>ChatUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>32015177God that's hot
NUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNUMBEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRSSSSSSSS561841861612132165156104156406416
>>32015165
>>32015157Go back
>>32015142Hololive has made it clear, Polka is strictly for JPN. No EN memes. Just JPN inside memes. Don't you think Outsiders have enough HoloEN content?
>>32015060Idk but this girl better break records. Her pay pigs are crazy
Pol...
>>32015084same gimmick as yogiri, she's graduating
>>32015137It's because they're actually close
>>32015191Why are you even here then.
>fake out ending>lose viewers>forced emotional moment>lose morePolka...
>>32015108Nope
OH SHIT OH SHIT ALOE IS THE CHAT..ALOE'S ROOMMATE IS IN THE CHAT
>>32015061Hoshikawa got 150k, more than any Hololive 3D will ever get.
>>32015108Only those that matters did.
>making it sad before the endingThe fuck is this PolkaI came to laugh, not for feels
>>32015192Unironically Botan
>polka reads letter>everyone leaves
>>32015122towa...
>>32015199Gaijins can't understand this fucking shit
It's all over... I can't feel my legs. I'm going to drown, trapped under my own roof...
>>32014999Being fat .
>>32015192Its me, i'm sorry.
>viewcount dropping by the seconddo more tricks, fat clown
>>32015108Nah, even Kanata, the second debut to Coco only hit 90k something.
>>32015142just go back to global anonchama
>>32014794Distorting space-time...
>>32015007>metaposting
>the chair breaks
[EN] Its dangerous to go near me because the gravitational pull of my body starts to compress mass
>>32015238the dream.. that is gone
>>32015108Luna and Towa did not get over 100k
>>32015192They are both incredibly fat and will squeeze you between their bellies! Nude!
>>32015022>>32015104don't
>>32015244But anon, She is polkiacci
Where can I find the non-anti thread?
>>32015022
>>32015246Botan is fit you moron.
>>32015216>Says here you're a faggot, anon
>>32015141tbf she's fat, so that's probably the reason
back from lunch, anything interesting so far?
Today I will remind themhttps://streamable.com/k7o5nahttps://streamable.com/k7o5na
>>32015206she just tweeted about her oppai
>>32015223Cope
Stop fucking calling her fat. I love her for who she is
>>32015223no not reallyfrom a business perspective this is really badbuy japanese poeple and business are two words that don't go well together
>>32015242>hoshikawa>150klol no
well it's true that some people probably don't really know how to approach polka, just like how some people don't know how to approach marine or matsuri>>32015108this is objectively falseonly coco did, and kanata barely hitting 90k+ at some point iirc
>>32015108I think only coco, watame and kanata hit 100k?
I'm glad she's still coming across as pretty energetic in this, she's obviously trying really hard to be loved and do her character justice.If she takes her idol lessons seriously and starts doing some proper training I'm sure she can get her fitness level up to a point where her body won't hold her back anymore soon enough and probably improve her confidence in herself at the same time, it's kinda depressing seeing her sell herself short and hold back all the time.
>>32015293Unironically reddit
>>32015272Coco, Kanata and Watame hit 100k.
>>32015313fat
>>32015298No, Eneko is fat as fuck but whatever makes you feel ok at night anon
>>32015108Nope nope, check your number again kenzocuck.
>>32015293>>>r/hololive
>>32015228It's because she only got 30k views on her week old song
>>32015303meme funny haha amirite
>Wasting time reading the letter as to reduce physical activityNice looking out for her Cover!
>>32015272wtf? am I living in an alternate universe? I swear Katana got 120k
>>32015272PPTrio all had above 100k with Kanata being the highest.
https://twitter.com/momosuzunene/status/1348230199280762882What about your eyes?
Watame's mother will kill herself because her daughter is a failure
>>32015167She's pretty fragile
>Polka fat joke #9468261Keep regurgitating the same joke, it gets funnier each time you post it
>>32015272Coco, Kanata and Watame all hit 100k newfag.
This is literally the worst 3d model reveal they have ever done.
>I don't understand what she's saying but I'm crying bros
>>32015304I'm sorry Polka stole your lunch, anon
Kiara in the chat.Why does the chicken has to be there all the time?
can't believe polka graduating right after her 3D stream
>>32015272I'm pretty sure kanata had 109k and coco had 108k
>>32015022I am now disappointed that we won't get this. They are so cute together when Botan acts like the caring boyfriend.
EAT THE LETTER!
>polka starts going full menhera again>everybody starts leaving
>>32015293You can try reddit.
>>32015313And she is fat, if you love her you have to accept that
I hear the gravity well of Polka's ass is so dense they call it harem protagonist
>>32015052Just like Watame?
>>32015348Isnt a meme anona she's really fat
>>32015225Yogiri's model is unironically better than Porka. Like, how the hell is that possible?
>>32015293Fuck off to discord faggot
>>32015108Get out faker.
>3d stream>has to make it sadwhy is she like this?
>>32015242>Hoshikawa>150kPlease don't try to change the history anon.
Now this is quality kek
Coco will be pissed if Polka breaks her chair
>>32015155Niji btfo by a fat clown
That was a weird segment to have in the middle...
>>32015313Polka is FAT and i LOVE her
>>32015346>Azki>Caring about numbers
>>32015290You know it'll happen
>>32015293Take the globalpill
>>32015359Shame polka cant regurgitate her food, might've helped with her weight issues
My brother just sent me his final goodbye after suffering from an earthquake OH NOITS HAPPENING TO ME TOO, SHE GOT BACK UP
I can't believe Polka just said fuck you to saviourfags....
>It's a shame that I can only show my 3D just before graduationNOOOOOOOOOOO
Imagine doing the best you could but people still made fun of you. Truly the life of a clown
>>32015184That is why it DOES make sense. When you launder money you lose some of it in exchange for it being available for use rather than being traceable back to the source and thus unusable unless you're an idiot.
She had trouble getting up from the chair....
>>32015364my rove is heavy
>>32015348>memeYeah, okay delusional cuck
>>32015370She'll never be japanese
WHERE DID THE CHAIR GO
>>32015298fit for a rikishi
>>32015313Yeah, agreed. Imagine how soft her rolls of fat must be! Perfect for hugging and licking sweat off!
>>32014498>Does Japan “do” clowns?No comment on the rest, but clowns are considerably more popular in Japan than the West.
>>32015329Maybe she should just cut back on derpression-eating a bit.
>>32015401coverchama...
Polka is graduating..
>>32015391Just like fatame
To all tourist. Thank you for coming and supporting HOLOLIVE
PITS
>>32015390>>32015439haha i know the sekrit knowledge wink wink those who know knows i have to always spam it to fit in
GUYS POLKA JUST ADMITTED SHE WAS N*BUH*ME
>>32015420more like goslingpill you global retard
>>32014882you did it nobu!
>dude she is like fat XD LMAOIt may have been funny for literally the first 5 posts, but you are running the joke to the ground. Is this fucking Reddit? Go back.
>>32015373Why is polka ripping off that holoCH stream?
oh no no no
>>32015401small company pls andastd
She looks like a PS3 era Gust model and I don't mean that in a good way.
>>32015206
>>32015434Isn't that what she wanted, to be bullied?
>>3201518430% loss for money laundering is a pretty good rate. I have seen people taking a 50% loss sometimes.
>Polka has a meaningful heart to heart with chat>Watamates shitpost about her weight
>>32015384Calm down and think about it for a second. She'd lose more calories attempting to digest the letter.
>>32015435You can just launder it through real estate or foreign banks and keep it all.
>>32015313Never I will call her Porker until she graduates
>>32015108That's true, gen4 = PPTrio
It's better than Nijisanji's 3D stream
Why can we not get over the "Polka is fat" phase when nothing stops people cooming to Okayu?
Polka kinda walks like a hambeast?
>>32015363T. lunaito
TIGHT ROPE
>>32015417>taking Sora's advice>about to be a minecraft monkey>not a numberfagcope
>>32015420You guys literally spread that Polka's roommate video. Fuck off.
The only thing she's graduating is to a size up
Just got home, why does polka 3d look like shit
>limbocover pls...
>>32015359>jokeUhhh anon ? who said it was a joke ? have you seen her roommate? She's a landwhale
>>32015435You are so fucking stupid it's hilarious to me
POLKA DON'T CLIMB ON THAT THING! IT WON'T HOLD YOUR WEIGHT!
>>32015060Doesnt matter, nobody watches Lamy anyway.
>>32015426Nice
There are bizzaro anons lurking among us
>>32015298HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHABoy are YOU in for a surprise at her 3D debut
>>32015479she has a cute potbelly and i want to grab it
>>32015242Nijiggers now have to change history to feel less bad about their shitty failing company?
>>32015512It's the new "in" thing, give it a week.
The rope is breaking..
I FUCKING LOVE HOW HER LEGS ARE THICCCCCC
>>32015529>limboare you retarded
>>32015528we're niji now
she's going to break the bridge
>>32015501Leave Sora out of this
>>32015479SHE'S FAT
>>32015472More competitive than the MK tournament
SOMEONE STOP HER, SHES GONNA FALL AND CONCLAVE THE EARTH
WHAT'S THE ROPE MADE OF
>>32015529Anon...
>pole bends as soon as she steps on its-sugoi
>>32015479YOU go back
>>32015206Thank fucking god
She is walking on YAGOO spine.
>>32015293Global. You come here to laugh at how stupidly pathetic the people in here are and chat with the global posters in here that wanna actually discuss JP. Improves your viewing experience.
Did Aqua tell everyone to wear new years outfits too, is this her autistic "get together" with her friends (coworkers).
>bent
Jesus Christ this is fucking boring, she should just graduate already.
>>32015504Except there are losses there as well. You can't launder at 100% efficiency you have to have some of the revenue split to other entities.
>>32014800>why does she make so much goddamned moneybecause cucks
>>32015420globals are the ones who obsess the most about roommates
>>32015512>Trying to trigger OkayuschizoStop
>>32015479>It may have been funny for literally the first 5 posts, but you are running the joke to the groundWhat the hell, that NEVER happened before here!
>>32015363I agree. Luna had more interesting content and hers was sadly the worst of gen4
HOW FUCKING HEAVY IS SHE?!?!
I'M DOING MY PART
>>32015501imagine paying any attention to the threads during streamshow stupid do you have to be to not have learned this already
>>32015350>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Katanahttps://holo.poi.cat/stream/ZUW6CcY-Yf0>>32015501only retards who don't know how to look at other human beings as humans will ever look at other people as collections of properties, traits, and objects to be usedaka sociopaths>>32015540crossposting retards
>POLKA FALLS OVER
Polka just fucking died
They're dead!
KABOOOOM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
>Polkafags getting butthurt>when she WANTED to be bulliedYou faggots don't even watch her streams.
>>32015469Are you ok? what do you mean by "le sekrit knowledge" She been posted all the time it isnt a secret autist
I CANT BELIEVE POLKA IS DEAD
THE THIRD NUKE HAS BEEN DROPPED, THIS IS NOT A DRILL
That was me...
Oh shit, it's over.
>>32015472Pekora must be smiling
Oh no, they're dead.
OH SHIT IM FEELING IT ALL THE WAY HERE IN BRAZIL
SHE FELL ON THE CROWDTHOUSANDS DEAD
Fuck you clown
I felt that.
OH GOD IT'S ALL SHAKING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Loud thud as she falls
Polka's fatass fell on me.
>>32015591They like creepy goblins I guess
SO BAD POLMAO
Just animate the shit first nobody will notice it's not live for fuck sake ENTERTAINMENT I WANT ENTERTAINMENT
uh ohh she crushed her fanbase
>>32015495That's why fatposting doesn't bother me, she wanted to get teased and bullied and by god she's getting attacked where it hurts.
Polka just fell on me with her fat ass
BAH GAWD THERE COMES POLKA FROM THE TOP ROPE!
MY FUCKING HOME
SHOOK
OH GOD!
HER ASS IS ON MY FAAAACE
>>32015512I like Okayu, but Polka wears her weight waaay better than her. Not to mention fat clowns are funny.
You can hear it
>>32015501This isn't what Sora would've wanted
>>32015532haha i know her roommate i have to make fat joke always haha forbidden knowledge am i right bros?
>>32015547Botan is ex-SAS and has seven black belts
>>32015505Can i call Miko a mother til she graduate? ;^)
her fat ass killed them...
AAAAAAAHHHHHHEARTHQUAKE
TELL ME MOM I LOVE HER AND THAT I GOT CRUSHED BY A FAT CLOWN
THE EARTH IS SHAKING
>>32015108Wrong
ZAINS ARE DEAD
Can't even walk on the floor
This feels poorly thought out, should have had a call in.
>>32015621Don't shitpost with my wife faggot
Why do I have bad feelings about this
MY HOUSE WAS SHAKING WTF
>tsunami warning suddenly goes off
JESAS
>>32015403Coco is floor gang
>>32015512she used to be obese but lost a lot of weight and is just chubby now, so anons are contrarian faggots that can't give someone props for doing something with their own life and body
>>32015472darn Jun is strong, but Polka got close
>>32015596he's not even the original okayuschizo, he's just a global fag who's been falseflagging all week
How do they smell?
SHES LITERALLY STEPPING ON THEM GOD_I_WISH_THAT_WERE_ME.WEBP
>>32015501At this point I genuinely believe sheeposters are globalposters, that's why there's like 5-6 of them shitting up the thread compared to the usual 1-2
>>32015472lol sad even a 3D debut can't reach regular Niji numbersHololive really is dead huh?
>>32015647Yeah, that's why a literal stripper whore like Russia makes so much money
Well, zains. Your wish was granted.Polka sat on your faces.
>>32015641I hope you don't feel like you've accomplished something or have been funny in any way, shape, or form
>>32015479
POLKA step on my face
>>32015528Worst gen gets the worst models
>>32015702Don't be mean anon
>>32015621I have no brain and I must saviorfag
>>32015060Idk, I know for sure she will get lot of superchat though.
There's now a huge dent in the 3D studio, how are they going to pay for it?
Her skirt looks a lot better than I figured it would in 3D
Fatshamers are flips.
>>32015726Like animal according to Kanata
>>32015608>wah muh sociopaths
>>32015726smelly cheese
>>32015726Like FUN!
>>32015706All the details got destroyed by the quake...
>>32015659You're implying that people here are ballsy enough to say it in chat instead of just posting here.
>>32015021
>>32015726Expired whipped cream and sweat
>>32015708It's not shitposting if it's true, retard.Stupid saviorfags.
>>32015702Man Luna got a lot considering how smaller she is compared to her genmates
>>32015574>pole bends as soon as she steps on it>poleare you fucking retarded
>>32015622haha i know who she is she is fat haha it isn't a secret i have to always regurgitate it to fit in right? haha wink winkLiteral reddit mentality.
>>32015552Polka dat jokes have been here since November. I don't know if its going away...
DOGEZA
>>32015726funny
Dogeza
polka dozega
>>32015479No, it's worse, it is /v/.
>>32015687You can only do that if you are birdkun anon
It's nice of Polka to be so committed to her role that she always keeps her arms out to the side so they don't clip through her dress.
Wanna hear a joke?Nijisanji.
translacion?
>>32015680Damn anon stop being cringy there's nothing wrong with being fat
>>32015641>93k viewers 10 minutes ago>89k viewers now
Did the little viewer guys freeze?
I'm surprised we haven't had any loading screens during this 3D.
>>32015702Towhore should be graduated, nobody watches her.
I love this cutie even more now!
>>32015742You start posting bullshit first
>>32015753t. burger
>>32015753I'm not, I fucking hate fat peoplet. Burger
>>32015771H-HAYAI
>>32015785>Ching chong bing bongAqui tienes camarada
Is it just me or does this 3d feel way longer than the other ones?
>>32015759rumao
>>32015769Yeah but they were occasional, recently they've been posted every single day accompanied by Okayu who happens to be the new falseflag holo.
>>32015771Heh
>>32015771That was fast
>>32015784Haha, that's funny! But wanna hear a joke?Polka's 3D debut.
Bouncy
>>32015771UUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>32015734Why don't you just go back to your discord and stop ruining our threads with your whining?
>>32015472Is this the power of fuking pekora nightly?
>>32015765Yep she had less hype than Towa but had the buff of still being in the 3D incline
>>32015641Why are amerimutts like this?
>>32015784Not funnyJust like their streams
>>32015771Nice
Wait has she seriously made less than 710$ so far this stream? She's not on the playboard top supachas in the last 60 minutes!?
>>32015742not me
>>32015621>got told she was too loud during the among us collab>turns into a menhera bros she wants to get bullied lmaooooo
pol?
polka fat upvotes please
>>32015753>Fatshamersask me how I know you're fat
>>32015764ah yes, the next level of living with pain.
>>32015817I've watched for 5 minutes and it feels like an hour
Honestly, this watamate shitposting gives some weird expectation that Watame herself will call Polka fat whenever they collab.
Those clown hips.
>>32015479go back to global faggot
>>32015753>FatshamersKek
>>32015753Im fat, and i still make fun of fat people
>>32015817Time dilation near massive objects
>>32015843Haya
>>32015837Hear hear.
>>32015817Definitely feels heavier
>>32015771Nice and fast
>>32015765She had a partner.
>>32015720now THIS is a narrative
>>32015817It's feeling longer because it's boring shit. Gen 5 were a mistake, should've stopped after 4.
BRACE FOR IMPACT EVERYONE, THIS IS NOT A DRILL, I REPEAT: THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>32015784HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>32015771Actually based
>>32015753I'm american thobeing fat is just crippling yourself
>>32015843kek
>>32015788>there's nothing wrong with being fatAnon, there is absolutely something wrong with being fat
>>32015784You're awful, anon.
>>32015753I'm EU. We fucking despise fat people here
her butt is right in their faces
So lamy and nene, should be the ones with the better 3d streams...right?
she's sitting on my face
>cant even break 200kLol. Gura will get 300k easily on her 3D
Polka can't put her arms down because she's fatAki can't put her arms down because....?
>>32015864POLMAO
>>32015811>>32015810SEAniggers and such hate fat people because they live in a food scare, famine ridden place where they are under the constant threat of starvation it explains the schizoness too
>>32015864lel
I WANT POLKA TO SIT ON MY FACE AAAAAAAAAA
>>32015817Because literally nothing is happening she's flailing around until times up
>>32015842bros.. use your fucking new year's allowance...
You lot are never this bad during the other 3D reveals. Is it Zhangs? Why is everyone suddenly a massive asshole to one of our girls?
>>32015680You quite clearly come from twitch
>>32015864
>>32015844haha funny bro, upboat.
>>32015843big草
h-holobros... i dont feel so good...
>>32015784Here's another joke :5th gen.
>>32015801Fuck off avatarfag
IMAGINE HER BACKING THAT BIG JUICY ASS UP TOWARD YOUIMAGINE IT
>>32015771>posted in global first
Why did they give the most athletically demanding character to the fattest person?
COVER FIX YOUR SHIT
Omar...
Crawling polka
>>32015779that's not her skirt doing that
>>32015740Gen 5 is better than 2. Reminder that FBK is not part of 2.
>>32015857Watame is nicer than a warm shower after being soaked in the rain, her fans are pigs.
>>32015863Even Porka herself makes fun of fat people
Please understand Polkafags don't have money.
https://files.catbox.moe/qdpvc0.mp4
>>32015893only because they area a burden on the social health care system.
>>32015839You can just count the akasupa in the chat yourself you know?
>>32015864Fucking kek
>>32015909>You lot are never this bad during the other 3D reveals.You missed Kanata's 3D debut, I take it?
I thought you guys said that she would be funnier in 3D
>>32015897Go back to global, sharkfag.
>>32015898She doesn't have arms.
>>32015726like nitrous oxide! Bring your whole family to the circus for a good time, haha!
>>32015909youre forgetting that this is the literal anti thread
Jesus this is boring. Could they have put any less effort into Porker 3D?
>>32015895>NeneNobody tell him
>>32015909It's the first 3D Debut after EN happened and these threads blew up.This is the new normal now, anon.
Imagine the smell.
>>32015937Yeah and she's up to like 750$...
>>32015843
>>32015915Wait wait wait, I have a better one:Holofive
>>32015871holy shit
>>32015817It's because it doesn't have pre-recorded segments and "commerical breaks" like all Gen 4 debuts did.It's still way better than Luna's, those 15 minutes of Space Invaders felt like a decade.
>>32015889Besides looking repulsive, the associated health problems and being a drain on society
>>32015909it's funny
>>32015911Post membership length faggot.
>>32015900But fat people have not and will never be considered attractive tho, hell everywhere except America rightfully shames fat people into losing weight
Where they deleting Blender cubes?
>>32015762Towa..
>>32015843lol
that's scary
>>32015817>Is it just me or does this 3d feel way longer than the other ones?Kanata's and Luna's were real fucking slogs.
>>32015909Go back
>>32015927CRAWWWWWLING IN MY CIRCUSSSS
>>32015897wrong thread
>>32015914No she's just big
WTF THOSE EYES ARE HORRIFYING
>>32014470>>32014473>>32014479>>32014517>>32014582 Anons, think of Suisei's feelings....
>>32015834Towa's problem was that her debut was at the same time as both a Niji baseball event and an idolmaster event.
mindbrolka...
>>32015817Gen 3 3Ds felt the longest because there was nothing going on
DEADPOL
MENHERA ATTACK LIVE ON AIR
P-PORUKA??? KOWAI
That face holy kek
>that glitching in the backgroundoof cover
HER FUCKING EYES WTF
WHAT THE FUCK SHE'S COPYING WATAME
>Stream is fun as fuck>Thread is just full of shitflinging
>>32015909I genuinely feel like this is the worst 3d debut i've watched.
>>32015909I remember Luna's being pretty bad for it. You'd think Towa's would have been but us Kenzokus were so fucking hyped nothing could bring us down.
Don't ruin Watame's line you fat piece of shit
I thought /jp/ hates 3DPD Why are you focusing on the seiyuu instead of the Vtuber character itself.Durrr~hhh
>>32015909>caring about gokishitLmao
>streals watame's line
>>32015909Fits the anti thread just right
What the fuck, why can I see the back of her head through her eye sockets
>her eyes are hollowthis was really fucking rushed, are you kidding me?
Polka is fucking broken
Nightmare fuel
>Botan's 3D>She starts with no russian hologra>Her stage is an airport150k viewers right there
>her response to reading mail calling her a faget
>>32015817It's because she's not able to talk to the other girls right now due to covid. So she has no one to bounce off of and has to carry this shit herself, when I don't think any other 3d debut had to do that
>Yandere sheep impressionOkay, Pol is okay in my book
>>32015909>Nousagi reveals he's a newfagEverySingleTime
>>32015953>COVER>IN CHARGE OF ENTERTAINMENT
>>32015920Holos choose what design they are gonna be. She chose this herself
>>32015909/v/tards are now the majority because a faggot /v/ mod ruined the board.
>>32016011this legitimately looks like a pony face like from a fucking 2snacks cartoon or something
>>32015909some niji posting, some polniggers, some seaniggers, gen5 shizo. pretty sure most halfdecent posters fucked off to a discord or something as well.
>>32015966This
OH SHIT
>>32015909Kanata's 3D here was nothing but spam for minutes straight.
>>32015973the rest of the world mostly shames fat people into suicide lol
>>32015909Towa spam was for sure better, right? At least this is somewhat related to the stream.
Omar don't...
>>32015929Lucky man
>>32015992Sure thing towacuck
...Polka is a riot.
HERE WE GO, JAPAN WILL SHAKE
>>32015909This is nothing compared to yonkisei 3D shitflinging newfag, hell even Suisei's 3D had worse threads
bros
OH NO WE'RE GONNA WITNESS THE THIRD IMPACT
EARTH QUAKE IF SHE FALLS!
POLKA DONT JUMP
POLKA DON'T FALL
>>32016008>>Stream is fun as fuckYou are watching the 3d stream right?
>>32015909
Polka's voice is weird with this mic, I'm so used to her having a bit deeper voice
DEATH IKUZOOOO
NOOOO DON'T LET POLKA FALL FROM THIS
>Falls>Extinction level eventOur lives are in her hands anons...
POLKA NO
Polka isn't moving around very much
>>32015876They even got a member who quit, bringing shame to hololive. Compared to previous gens who are strong at heart, pretty bad
OH GODIT'S BEEN NICE KNOWING YOUSEE YOU IN HEAVEN
>>32015962They should have pre-animated it.It will be wholesome.
NOW COMES THE GRAND ACTDO A FLIP
this shit feels longer than Luna's 3D reveal and that was a pain to watch
I fucking told you Porkfat doesn't deserve 3d.
>>32016009That's not Noel or Luna.
Earthquake incoming
Yabai
>>32016016>/jp/
>they didn't even bother to put textures on the platformsLITERALLY THE WORST 3D REVEAL EVER
>>32015512SEAnigs hours. They'll find something else to run into the ground soon.
BRACE FOR IMPACT
3d impact imminent
question who was the first 3rd gen to get their 3D?
RIP Japan
I can't believe Polka is about to die on stream...
>>32015959
DO A FLIP POLKA
>>32016012Towa was great.https://streamable.com/il9z7s
>>32015920They were hoping it would help her get in shape. Cover is an altruistic company
>>32015970No thanks I don't pay for free entertainment
>they dont like her being called fatWhy butthurt? is it cus you're fat too? Disgusting lose some weight
WTF cover? i dont want to die
>>32015958>At least 30+ red SCs in dollars and yenWhere did you learn to count?
DO IT FGT
>>32015953>Cover>Effort
>>32016053the only way you could ever make this connection is by being a ponyfag. Time to go back.
>>32016116Noel
OH NOBRACE YOURSELVES, THIS ONE WONT EVEN BE ON THE MAGNITUDE SCALE
>>32015898Mukiroze is too muscular.
>>32015959You could have at least kept it as "ur a fat". Instantly would have made it 10x funnier.
TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING
Watacuck schizos are gonna go ballisticSheep will have to cry on stream asking them to stop.
it was fun posting with you guys...goodbye...
>>32015909I had to spend every minute during Luna 3D counter posting all of the fucking antis
>>32016116Noel.
>>32016070what if the new okayuschizo is the towaschizo spammer from the gen4 3Ds
THIS IS HOW THE DINOSAURS WENT EXTINCT
>>32016063Based
>>32015909Lol kanata had the worst 3D debut in gen 4 and you weren't here to see the state of the threadsThis is nothing
god i wish i was standing under that rope
YAB
>>32016137A red supacha in NT$, PHP$, or most of the other loser currencies is like 20$.
>>32016081I WISH THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME
>>32015554
>>32015909>suddenly>our girlhow fucking new? she's a boring bitch with boring streams, just like everyone in 5th genand the fact that global is obsessed with them doesn't help
>>32015900Don't some SEA countries have deceptively high obesity rates? Malaysians are pretty fat and Thailand/Brunei put sugar and coconut milk in everything they eat.
>>32016130Of course. Go back faggot.
Is this what that anime movie Japan Sinks is about
>>32016149not suprising but should of known
>>32016085yeah its fun
>>320160532snacks should make an animation out of this
RIP guess we are dead bros
>>32016146I was like 10 fucking years ago. everypony was back then...
Phew, we won't have to move to Mars just yet
>>32015909Nijifags and massfags
>>32015931Only if they work as janitors.
So THIS is what actually happened to the Twin Towers...
>>32015953>using Luna imageThe irony is so strong
>>32016117>9/11 visualized
<span class="sjis">MissionFailed We'll Get Em Next Time[/spoiler]
Thank God, the meteor didn't drop on Earth.
is this the infamous japanese humor????
>>32016081>IT JUST KEEPS TUMBLING DOWN>TUMBLING DOWN>TUMBLING DOWN
Put down your arms, please.
>>32015900>SEAniggers and such hate fat peopleMoona...
>Staff are literally asleepCover....
>>32016233Tower...
>>32016188>dollars and yenWhere did you learn to read?
It would be kino if she would fall and make a hole to the floor
slurrrp
Almost 90k viewers and she made less than 1k wow
>>32015953>using LunaAsk me how I know you're new?
>>32016117THE TWIN TOWERS...
My Kingdom to remove all sh**p posters
Why is Holofive (four) such a failure?
>>32016225no they weren'ttfw i watched 18 episodes of FiM before i finally realized what the fuck i was doing when i actually payed attention to one
>>32016225>spoilerno, just you turbospergs.thank fuck for the containment board
>>32015909changs
>>32015909One wonders why extremely jaded bitter people watch Hololive if they have that attitude. You just gotta hope that most of it is shitposting, however unlikely that that is.
>>32016243
>>32016198yeah, the thing the SEAnigger hates most is themselves
Sleeping
Seeing the spotlight follow her was a really nice touch
>Americans getting butthurt over fat jokesMan even those dumb bogans got thicker skins than you burgers
>>32016285They aren't.
>>32016225actual meds onegai
Why i feel like some SEAschizo nijiniggers shitpost itt? Try to ruined this 3d stream like yokisei 3d too
>>32015771how did you manage to make that so quickly?
>>32015953>DeletedEmbarassing yourself huh?
>>32015909>You lot are never this bad during the other 3D reveals.unironically, how new?
>>32015479If you can't handle the heat then get out of the kitchen. But make my oshi Polka a sandwich first, she's hungry!
>>32016233Polka ate Towa's twin sister...
>>32016275I imagine this will get nerfed in the future.
>>32016285*blocks your path*
WTF she is doing?
Fuck Polka's so cute.
>>32016262Moona isn't fat. Sorry, architect-kunn...
>>32016305>Americans
>>32016285sex
>>32016199Right when you stop speaking like you coming from a different website
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drds9C82gf0
Do a call in, Polka's strength is banter
>>32016176somebody cares to tell the story to a poor newfag?
god I wish I could lick her armpits
>>32015771based
>>32016044Go to hell you SEAnigger fuckhead. I've been here since the /vyt/ days. I remember Pekoras debut and remember having to wad through the waves of NND antis for her first 3 months and yet I stuck with her because she deserved it and I love her. What have you done you knuckle dragging mouth breathing Filipino anti shithead?
>>32016009>I genuinely feel like this is the worst 3d debut i've watched.Do you remember anything about Flare's? No. Because somehow for an hour they had her literally do nothing.At least Polka did something, even if she drove the tightrope bit into the ground.
>>32015864BIG BRAIN XD
It's funny that this thread made fun of the meme review for repeating the same joke but this place is doing the same thing
It's nice to make fun of porka all in all but reminder that the nijiniggers are SEETHING right nowHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHA
>Side stepsI can feel the fucking tectonic plates shifting
>>32016176Confirmed not to have seen Luna's
So out of all the holos. Which one has the better "control " of their 3d....
>>32016294they're zoomersthat's why i'm getting guns, the zoomers are loose cannons who don't care about anything
>44 superchats
>>32016243How the fuck
>>32016342You don't even know English.
>>32016305America isn't even awake yet
Reminder that this is nothing compared to what Kenzoku did to Kanata's 3D sticky
>>32016305IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT I'M FAT, OK??? I HAVE AN EATING DISORDER AND I NATURALLY HAVE BIG BONES
>>32016285CEO of Sex...CEO of Dox...
I read a chink spammed chat, I heard an ogeyy rratAnd I just laughed till I thought I'd dieBut I be done seen about everythingWhen I see that Hololive fly
>>32016305
>>32016285Gen 5 is a retirement home for old hags, fatsos, drunks and failures
>>32014534 https://streamable.com/16i6ffToday I'll remind numberfags
>>32016009Still better than Niji 3D.
wtf we can fly?
>>32016358fuutan deserves better man...
I'm the black one.
>>32015909Polka, forgive them, for they know not what they say.
me about to have sex with polka!
>>32016331*mops your path*
This is honestly disappointing. Fuck cover.
....
polka getting fucked right on stage
Doggy style poruka?!?!?
>>32016358I very specifically remember how cute she was. Among the cutest mannerism among all members.
>>32016379
>>32016290>Deceive the majority and incite opinions against Hololive - AchievedAre they talking about opinions in their land, or /hlg/?
At least I now know the ending to Japan Sinks
Poruka went inside me!
>>32016364inb4 "b-but the merch"
>>32016305>AmericanLook up, stupid
>>32016358I'm sure not even 1/10th of the current posters were around for that anon
GUYS POLKA IS INSIDE ME
>>32016012Towa's 3D model brought her to another whole level, and I'm not even a kenzocuck.Luna's was atrocious, tho
jesus fuck polka just sing instead
>>32016305Polka is American? holy shit why doesn't she speak English more?
Towa will save the clown
I would rather see singing than this shit.
>>32016358Yeah well here's the thing. Worst 3d i've "watched". At least im still watching this
>>32016305I AINT FAT I'M BIG BONED
what the FUCK
>>32016386What a fucking atrocious retort you blatant ESL
>>32016415CHOCOBALL!!!!!!!!
>>32016379koone
This is so messy Polka.
>>32016379Coco is the best in 3D and it's not even close
>>32016415you're a nigger?
so, they're out of material, huh?
>>32016379I'm gonna say Coco on this one.
I didn't know Polka has mascots
Alright bros, it's time to guess the merch>inb4 rubber nose
>>32016362We aren't paid to be entertaining, faggot
DUHHH FAT!!!! DUHHH NUMBERS!!?!!1 FAT!!!!! IS THAT ALL YOU SHITPOSTING FUCKS CAN SAY!!? DURR NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS FAT FAT NUMBERS NUMBERS FAT FAT FAT NUMBERS FAT I FEEL LIKE IM IN A FUCKING ASYLUM FULL OF DEMENTIA RIDDEN OLD PEOPLE THAT CAN DO NOTHING BUT REPEAT THE SAME FUCKING WORDS ON LOOP LIKE A FUCKING BROKEN RECORD FAT FAT FAT NUMBERS NUMBERS FAT PORKA PORKA PORKA NUMBERS PORKA LOL PORKA!!! FAT!!!1 MENHERA!! LE NOBU!!!! I AM NOBU!!!! NO POL POL RRAT POL GOING RRAT AHGHGH I FUCKING HATE THE INTERNET SO GODDAMN MUCH FUCKJK YOU SHITPOST I HONEST TO GOD HOPE YOUR MOTHER CHOKES ON HER OWN FECES IN HELL YOU COCKSUCKER VUT OHHH I KNOWM MY POST IS FAT ISNT IT?? FAT FAT NUMBERS FATY NUMBERS FAT NUMBERS SHEEP SHEEP FAT POL FAT PORKA SHEEP NUMBERS NUMBERS AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>32016392Tenshi falseflagger is such a ponkotsu it's kinda cute.
They really needed other Holos for her to chat with. This feels like her just flailing
>>32015621she wants to be bullied in person, not on some secret club that she's not even aware of.
>>32015771excellent
>>32016290>Changz trying to larp their information wars>Meanwhile /hlg/ is just making endless fat jokes about Polka
>>32016364And that is one thing that will unite under the same banner every holobroNIJI HATE
>>32016362It's based when we do it.
The 座員 sure are cute.
船長大好き
>>32016392fuck off falseflagger, we all know it's you retardgo back
>>32016356>the female gives birth to a litter of between one and four cubsI'll make it five somehow
>>32016482Read what you wrote again faggot.
>>32016433I want to make demon offspring
>>32016009>not Luna>not Rushia Newfagchamas are coming out of the woodwork huh?
>>32016406I don't watch niji
>>32016358Gen 3's 3D debuts were all like that. I guess Marine's was a bit more gimmicky and fun.
>>32016392I will never hate anyone as much as I despise Towafags since then.
>>32016294>>32015909>>32016382Imagine being such whiny bitches. 4chan is not your hitbox and if you want to wank of the shit tie holes or gen 5 go to reddit tranny cord or anywhere else
>>32016364Oh no no no no
>>32016305>Americans>3am>6am
>>32016495Triggered
>>32016456once your BMI hits 30 you get automatically granted US citizenship anon
>>32015762Towa....
I can't believe /Pol/ is fucking dead
>>32016364Sluttykawa's 3D was kinda disappointing, she looked really nervous and couldn't channel much sex appeal, and half of it was DJ stuff. Almost like her gyaru cred is like Aloe's sex god cred.
>>32016358Flares was really feminine, I remember tearing up to the song during the debut, Still havent watched kanata and lunas since I overslept them(and the thread)
i wonder how many of these SEAniggers are also fat themselves
The designers should stop giving them these kind of wide skirt if they have to sacrifice the model's arms default position. The idol outfits have the similar skirt and everyone just cant keep their arms down when standing straight. I think Aqua is the only one who conscious enough about it and keeps her hands on her back all the time.
>>32016495Meds...
>>32016495now this is an old and shitty pasta
>>32016497Does previous 3D debuts had guests?
>>32016379Towa...
>still making things larger one tick at a time
>>32016354I ordered Polka's flower charm, am watching the 3D stream, and pissed you off by correctly calling you out.
Towafags absolutely destroyed. Unmasked as falseflagging sheepposters.
Rate this shitty live out of 10
lmaoseeing the jetri stream list go from 0 to this within a second
>>32016538I don't know why they don't have guests
>>32015479t. fatty
God this is horrendously boring and tedious. Should have paced it out, had some fun cutaways or at least a loading screen to keep it interesting instead of making porkfat kill time.
>>32016379Towa, Sora or Matsuri.
I'm about to fall asleep this is like watching someone play vrchat alone. Are all 3d debuts this boring?
So were the zaiin designs revealed in the Hologram Circus MV?
>>32015842OH NO.....
>>32016305Bogans developed thicker skin to defend themselves from being taken by Dingoes as babies.
It's finally over
some holos just aren't meant to move around and that's okay
Honestly this 3D sucked and was saved with the constant fat jokes
>>32016544ooh scary scary
>>32016544>and if you want to wank of the shit tie holesBased ESL Seanig
it's time to CONSOOOOOOM
>WAAAAAAHHH STOP TALKING BAD ABOUT PORKANot your safespace. Go back to global or r/hololove if you don't want your feefees to get hurt.
>>32016526None of that changes the fact that you're an ESL
>>32016584Felt every boring minute of it/10
>>32016009were you not here for luna's 3d? that shit was legitimately unbearable to watch after 10 minutes
HEY HOLOFAGGOTS, HOW DOES IT TASTE
>that soundtrackhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92u56FVSkyM
Looks like nothing will top Coco and Watame's kino 3D debuts
>That was already 50 minutesWhat the fuck
>>32016529I genuinely enjoyed Rushia 3D, but I'm biased to my oshi to be a sample
>>32016495pretty much. i can't understand a lick of nip so i have to resort to shitposting. sue me.
>>32015762Towa did her best and I'm proud of her!
>>32016176sheepposters should be rounded up and hanged
>>32016539replying to your own post is just sad...
jun 101Kniji 97Khololive 85K
>>32016544>This is the current state of 4chan
>>32016544Yeah but you are not supposed to be retarded
Well Polka it's been 49 minutes.
A stando?
>>32016364But I was just told last thread she had 150k. Why do nijiniggers lie so much?
>>32016592Yes. They are worse than even the proper debuts.
>>32016587Try reading the news.
>>32016539You weren't here then Kanatafag. You came from reddit.
>>32016561>he missed the best version of hajimete no chu
Nearly every annoymous board i know also either got spammed, shitpost, raidingKinda like this thread right now, wonder why
Can the Euros come up with better jokes? They can't.
>>32016305Polkafags should just embrace it Like the Okayufags did, because their behavior is pretty pathetic right now.
>>32016379Towa fucking rocks her 3D
>>32016538Marine's was just as bad as the others
Description.A complete set of commemorative goods.Price: 4,000 yen Set includes Two sets of commemorative goods 1) 3D acrylic stand "Polka Omaru (Size: approx. H140mm, Material: acrylic) 2) Pass Case & Rubber Strap with Tail (like a ticket for the performance of Omaruza) (Passcase size: approx. W102 x H70mm or less Material: synthetic leather) (Rubber strap size: approx. W40 x 80mm or less Material: PVC)Please note that we may stop accepting orders as soon as the default production quantity is reached. Please understand in advance.
>>32016584Didn't watch/10Also i'm waiting for the mel Mario kart.
>>32016640DELETE THIS
Thank god it's over5th gen was a mistake
>>32016584Don't use Mel for that...
That kind of sucked. I'm more interested in the merch anyway.
>>32016584100kg/100kg
>>32016561Kanata's gets a bad rap here for no particular reason but it's definitely worth watching.
>>32016628>LITERALLY THE SAMEUHHHHHH, BROS?
>>32016495based
>>32016638How can I learn this power....
>>32016358I'm too much of a new fag to know how flare's was but Luna's was boring as fuck
Overall not as bad as i was expting and numbers pretty good for how low advertismemt there was.
>>320165843D looked good unfortunately it was boring because Polka is fat
>>32016640Recent niji 3D debuts didn't even manage to break 90k
Reminder to ignore the autistic vocal minority, and not feed the trolls!
>>32016584Fun but nothing noteworthy 7/10 just because I love Polka but didn't even get a second song in the end
Polka bros...
>>32016389we're awake, every hour in the clock is american hours
>the having fun with the 3D stream and fun rabidly shitposting here simultaneouslyFeels good
wow I'd actually buy this but too bad it'll take 8 months to ship
>>32016364Not at all. I'm happy that you guys are getting your breadcrumbs. Sadly you'll never get to taste the sponsorship lobster or the merch cake.
>>32016379fubuki
>>32016529Almost as if people like different things
>>32015753I'm fucking American and I call out fatties when I sees 'em.
The technical mistakes throughout this debut have been really jarring
TAKE OFF HER FUCKING HAT COVER YOU GODDAMN HACKS
are sheepfags the worst fanbase of all holos
I don't know how you can still in good conscious be a Towafag in 2021. I'm Ex-Kenzoku and I realized the error of my ways, why haven't you?
>people complaining about 3Ds whenmajority of the thread wasn't even here for yonkiseikusa
>>32016618Never said that I'm not. But you're very obviously a seanig.
>>32016305>he's a LITERAL noo zealand sheepfucker>in 2021Well? How does Zhang's roomate's cock taste IRL?
>>320165846/10IT had some funny parts, but it was just kind of weird
>>32016544this is the end of society as we know itthis is what the internet turned young minds into
What a shitty thread, not sure why I even bothered to check it
>>32016584went from cringe all the way back to basedwatamates shitposting helped elevate it from 2/10 to a good 8/10
>>32016704jun jun cha
>>32016681Torre...
>>32016654>projecting this muchJesus Christ anon, grow up. Or just don't watch towa, it rots your brain.
>>32016661Nah mate, there ain't a bigger joke than you.
>>32016379Can you dance like this?
>>32016704Polka Debut 92,079 average / 97,893 peakPolka 3d debut 78,092 average / 95,732 peak
>>32016640Niji didnt get 90k and polka peaked at 95. Go back to your dead general.
>can't actually sees her 3D buttI'm calling false advertising, fucking COVER!
>>32016379Mel.
>>32016717No that would be Kenzoku
>>32016651I am scared but also horny
Okay damn that merch looks pretty cool.
>>32016584Her model is good but the stream itself wasn't very good, felt like they didn't really plan anything and just winged most of it.
>>32016617NOT your safe space retard shitposter i will shit on you too
>>32016681twin towa...
>>32016700>vocal minority>>>r/hololive
>>32016364rent free
did someone screenshot her flexing
>>32016626>7 Niji Talents>Almost beat by 1 (one) retarded clown
>>32016670The strap and case are nice....
IT'S TIME FOR MARIO KART FAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>320165846/10It was pretty uneventful but the thread made it fun
>>32016578>supporting china made productsbig oof>>32016592it's really about the activities planned and viewer interaction (if any)the others had superchats and memberships appear in the scene, or stuff like screenshot time etc>>32016677he's not a kapumin so feel free to ignore him, he's just a (You)baiting tourist
>>32016628wtf..
That merch is kinda whateverBut I guess it's not like they ever get good merch unless they are like FBK levels of popular.
>>32016290These bugmen are hilarious. Do they actually think that anyone gives the slightest fuck about this meta shit they are larping with? The girls will continue to stream regardless of what they do and people will continue to watch their favourites
>>32016709>>32016444Like clockwork
>>32016640>youtube bug...
>>32016584waiting for Miko while shitposting about Polka being fat/10
>>32016617Do you ever stop and read the shit you're saying? Do you know how much of an ass you're making of yourself when you spew the shit you speak?
>>32016659Another raid from global./hlg/ is usually better than this.
That's a pretty cute (and discreet) keychain, would use IRL
>>32016629Botan's could be legendary if it's just filled with her messing around with guns and military shit.
>>32016628Delete this please
>>32016434We kind of just do it ourselves
>>32016392Kanata didn't get a sticky
i have seen enough end the stream please
>>32016723
>>32016717Should be banned from these threads
>>32016728This is not a safe space, if you can't take the shitposting then go somewhere else
>>32016774>thinking that the antis arent just a handful of spammy edgelordsyou must be new here
>>32016640I love Japanese PewDiePie
>>32016704I can't believe Jun made all our oshis single mothers
Lmao can't even pass the 100k mark and from the reactions in here and on 5ch it's the most boring 3D stream yet. Reality never stops proving that nobody likes gen 5 and that they're a failure of a gen.
CHEKERA
Porka's 3D looks too much like her L2D.I miss the wildly different, but equally good 2D/3D models, like Watame's.
>>32016626>It took seven (7) nijis to beat one (1) clownpffff
>>32016748I am not even a Kenzoku. I just hate that useless leech with passion.
>a fucking keychainb-bros..
Lamy nextUoooohhhh
The strap looks pretty nice ngl
>>320165848/10 was fun, the jugling bit made me laugh, wished for more songs at least
And now you know why Polka went first.
>>32016628holy kek
the chicken nugget was this small?
>>32016584Fat/10the fat jokes save the day
>>32016754>Niji didnt get 90k
>>32016572Before gen 4, the 3Ds usually had guests
>>32016723Why are Watamates like this?
>>32016544go to bed kid
>>32016786The stand and strap/case can be bought separately for 2k yen each
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gJFeJc5WPE Suisei Fubuki Mel Aqua Subaru Okayu Noel Marine Rushia Towa Luna Kanatahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0M4BqSwc10 Fubuki POVhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_o8XKNHQxY Mel POVhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo56_BzlO3w Aqua POVhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpqsMTUmjB0 Subaru POVhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZXmkSzfmCQ Okayu POVhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAos6mJmi6M Noel POVhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE8fkH08DqE Marine POVhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpDzf3EvfEA Rushia POVhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W4J-VfeIQ8 Towa POVhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpaNrDzzwXs Luna POVhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QWBaDPqti4 Kanata POVhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP5DYKY8MSs Pekorahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-74hPcy_7yo Oga
>>32016713ok fatty
>>32016723(You)
>>32016753Lmao her debut has more views what a boring streamer.
>>32016629Watame's was the final nail in the coffin. I completely lost control of my life and become obsessed with hololive
>>32016670For 4k yen that's a steal.
>>32016560Her dancing was top class among vtubers. That alone makes it better than 90% of 3D debuts.
>>32016724>Never said that I'm not. But you're very obviously a seanig.Hey ESL you're supposed to use a comma to separate a subordinate clause
>>32016771That's fine desu.>>32016806Keep crying or leave. Your choice.
>>32016364So 120k more subs and all the EOP pandering in the world only gave porka 10k more viewers?? So much for the great gaijin market
>>32016814There won't be a single actual gun in Botan's.You are crazy if you think she will live out some tacticool LARP.
>>32015706wow her shirt turned yellow from the power of the quake
>>32016640pessan's bf is doing well
You know what? I'm glad they fired Aloe because I don't want her stream reveal and 3D model to be as shit Polka's
>>32016866Luna had Matsuri.
hlgg is laughing at us again >>32016442
>>32016715It isn't a 3D stream without technical shitfests. This is true of every company.
>>32016842Watame's L2D is great but her 3D is awful. She looks like Winston Churchill
>>32016728>awww people are being assholes online and shitting on things I like itIt's almost as if people have different opinions
>>32016717Aloecuks
>>32016638We're an army. Don't belittle us.>>32016748>>32016764
>>32016364Oh no Nijibros, prepare the merchs
>>32016544If something collides with 4chan it actually lowers my health, so yes it is my hitbox.
>>32016798People can be easily influenced to hate things.
>>32016814Botan's will just be her squatting on various tall objects.
>down almost 15k viewers in the span of 10 minutesHow does she do it?
>>32016898Oh no whatever will we do
Um, bros?
>>32016898I guess I'll go there for the next one.
>>32016872>Pekora streaming over the Mario Kart eventWhat a fucking cunt.
>>32016364nijibros nooooo
>>32016194Why are you here? You don't even like Hololive.
>>32016872you WILL watch Towa right?
I was hoping for an ending song, Polka.
>>32016872Finally the real event of the day.
>>32016842I'm fucking scared to see what Lamy's looks like considering how much money was thrown into her Live2D
>>32016723>errorDamn that reminds me i haven't listened to it yet today
>>32016752Watame's the Andy Serkis of vtubing
>>32016842Cutest sheep.
>>32016856To set the expectation as low as possible? That doesn't work. Yonkisei had a better debut plan. Unless Polka actually is the best Gen5 has to offer.
It's time to end this shit Polka, i want to watch Kanata
>>32016723>realized the ERRORHAHA I GET IT!
>>32016898Choose a side faggot. Stop visiting one of the threads.
>>32016894she's watching this right now.
>>32016842>It's too faithful so it's badcome on sheepbrothere's plenty of ways to shitpost without making yourself look like a retard
>>32016807It's not global, SEAnig nijinigger didSauce : my local annoymous imageboard also got spammed and shitpost like this thread too, like organise attack
>>32016916Stream is fucking up for some geographies.
>>32016898>babbies first 3d v 40th 3d stream in the last year
I'm honestly more interested in the mini tournament that starts after this. This 3D felt like it dragged far too long.
>>32016379>So out of all the holos. Which one has the better "control " of their 3d....Unironically it's Sora. When she dances it feels like they're using a completely different setup somehow.
>>32016798The level of delusion they operate in is kinda scary
First time buying holomerch, but I don't understand this booth and geekjack shit. Where do I buy it from?
fuck, sheep posters made me laugh during this, i think ive lost it
>>32016723This but a different holo
>>32016872what is going on?
>>32016818Every gen 4 got a sticky newfag
>>32016836They bring shame to hololive with a shameful member who quit lmao
>>32016884The flip is flaunting his English lessons. How cute.
>>32016725The fuck did I just read? where did you come from newfaggot?
>>32016903Are you saying Winston Churchill is a cutie pie?
>>32016872>PekoraBased crazy rabbit
>>32016898Who's "us", globaltard?
Lets ask the real questions, how hard did Lamy cum during this stream??
>>32016392>>32016539>>32016748>>32016764>>32016906Will you fucks go back to whatever discord circlejerk your from?
>>32016748>>32016764>>32016906Did sheep schizos pick up Kanata too now?
>>32015909>lotshouldn't you be sleeping, bong-san?
>>32016828wasn't there a mod that said it was literally just one pinoy schizothis site is probably worse for your mental health than being abused as a child
>>32016865Fake and gay. Still lost.
>>32016922
>>32016538>Gen 3's 3D debuts were all like that.Not really.I still remember Pekora getting bullied by the dropping basin,Rushia breaking tables and Noel frog-jumping.Also the best part about Gen3 3D is always the fact that all gen3 appear as guests.
>>32016916Its the fucking end, retard
>>32016723It's getting harder but I still love her. I'm glad I have Ahoge to fill the void of no streams.
>>32016629I still have faith in SUPERMAX CEO BABY NENE.
SSS time.
SSS
https://youtu.be/9W4J-VfeIQ8
>SSS kek
SSS TIME
SSS...
>SSSaaaannddd closed
Omar!
The fat lady is singing.
Only thing that could have saved this was a Tamaki appearance shame...
>solo SSSstop this shit
>>32016916>81k viewersHoly shit people really hate her
Polka dabbing on Kanatan
>>32016723i realized my https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UV8OZj2olg
>>32016933I apologise, thank you Polka.
>SSS
SSS LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SSSKINO
IKUZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>SSSLET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO
>>32016628It's just stock music, the game has music credits on its pagehttps://w.atwiki.jp/iniminimanimo/pages/40.html
shainy smaily story
>>32016814Botan will be her re-enacting Soviet executions. She shoots people and laughs as they ragdoll down a hill.
>>320169225.7 seems too low
>>32016865>3D debuts
If you want to watch really bad 3D debuts go watch the old ones before gen4 made them into a spectacle. All of them are holos holding a camera and doing nothing for a whole fucking hour
HASHIRE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>32016980No I'm saying Watame looks like an adult sized bald baby / old drunk prime minister.
This is the worst thread we have ever had, surpassing even the ppt threads
Anyone having fun with the stream and laughing at/making the fat jokes too?
STOP RUNNING!YOU DUMB CLOWN!
imagine how boring lamy and botans streams will be
>>32016922you thought it was a joke?
>>32016954>SEAniggers>NijiniggersWhat a worst combination
Why is global so easy to bait? are they new or just retarded?
AHHHH GOD I CAN'T HANDLE SSS ANYMORE I'll mute till it's over.
>>32016926
>Polka somehow manages to make her Live2d more expressive than Cover's 3D
>>32016930>not watching all of themfuck off pissant
>>32016592It depends on how the Holo leans into their gimmick. Pekora, Marine, Coco, Watame and Towa had great 3D debuts because they used various parts of their gimmick to keep things fresh.
>>32016842Watame's 3D is pretty bad, her color scheme works a lot better in 2D.
>SSS>againSomeday we'll get another theme song.
>>32016933KNEEL
>>32016898Why do we live rent free in their head?
Rate the 3D stream.I rate it FAT/10
>>32016990Mate it's fucking noon over here of course he shouldn't be in bed
>>32014421>Toonme.comGo back
>>32016670This is actually pretty good
I do not care for this circus gimmick. Respect to her for going all in with it but I don't think it will never not irritate me as a concept.Her 3D model looked good but the design still needs work. It's too busy and cluttered. If she lost the hat; the eye stickers and one layer of dress frills she would look great
>Someone sent an image of Kaoru's wife Tweet and I forgot to save itFuck
>SSSCan they at least make a non-cringe song to spam this year?
>>32016798There's a reason why normal chinks make fun of them in NGA
>>32016922>Usada
Why do you guys think this 3d was bad? Does anyone actually have a serious answer? The props, the rigging, and Polka's energy was all 10/10
ah hell yeah SSS
i fucking hate shining smily story, this song sucks and whoever wrote it should be fired
>>32016922>earthquake.usada.govWait...
>>32017102fun/10
ruined sss
>>32016894Lmao she's still a failure like her gen
>>32016922>usada.govnarrativebros?
Soul..
>>320165849/10Great model.Good presentation.
>>32017086Seamonkey hours.
>>32016922>earthquake.usada.gov
>>32017079they are from /v/, they have kneejerk reactions to have everything
It ends when the fat lady sings
OUT OFBREATH
>>32016960Second 3D debut*pic related
>>32016872Godammit I guess I will have to watch Pekora archive later
>>32016922>usada.gov
>>32016881I'm assuming it's a lot less since the set only includes this. Usually the sets that contain a voice pack and a signed (printed) postcard can vary from 10k - 15k yen
>>32017093Oga....
>>32017064Nah, it can be worse. Gore and lulu posting isn't happening
>>32017079both
>>32016856She went first because she has the most experience with 3D.
>>32016906>multiple personality disorderanon ...
Why is she singing this song and not her own song?
you fat fucks won't even last 60 minutes of standing up what more if you needed to sing with energy for a finale. keep on hating. inb4 seethe, ogey
>>32017060Forgive the newfags they just want to look cool
>>32017064Blame global newfags
>>32017107>but I don't think it will never not irritate me as a concept.Shut up PETA.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=y_o8XKNHQxYPlease come watch Mel Mario Kart play before tournament !!!
>>32016922>usada.govpardun?
>>32017155because she already did retardchama
>>32017155She already sang her song, retard.
>>32017110But we already know what Miko looks like
>>32017102messy but fun just like my last sex/10
did humans just stop developing frontal lobes or something?
>Debut 3D but can't beat random minecraft collab viewsPOLMAO
>>32017102Pretty fun overall, she did her best with what was given to her which wasn't much. Cover should plan 3D streams better.
>>32017116>the rigging>10/10Her arms are fucked. I had fun, but I'm not going to be THAT biased.
>>32017155because she already sang her song
>>32016922>5.7nothing for nips
>>32016943>YonkiseiOnly PPTrio were good, towa was boring because towa...and don't make me talk about Luna boringfest
WEAK
>>32017093my head starts hurting when i listen to multiple streams at once
>>32017155She already sang her own songWatch the stream instead of posting
>>32016904there's a difference between simply stating facts without having to bash in other people while you do itlike the mother who's right about her daughter being lazy and not cleaning her room, versus another mother who's right about the same thing, but then saying it like "you're a lazy ass fuck who does nothing but lie in bed all day and watching gay manga and doing jackshit with your time instead of doing something like cleaning your room"but for sociopaths such things are of no consequence, of course>>32017064all 3D threads will be the worst thread at the time, because literally everybody and their mother get their shitposting buds to come here to shitpost nonsense during a stream>>32017155at least admit you weren't here watching from the beginning
>>32017116If this is 10/10 then gen 4 is 100/10, every gen 4 3D debut shit all over this waste of time lmao
Ok SEAnijinigger show yourself, your stream got more viewer, you win. Let show this thread how pathetic your country are
So why didn't she have 5th gen with her? Cardboard cutout nene could have saved this.
it ain't over until the fat lady singsITS OVER
>>32017155.....but she did
>>32016991jesus christ
Just end this stream already holy fuck
>>32017118fuck SSS and fuck VTL
>>32014430she's so fat god damn
>>32016898Oh no no no no guys are the bad guys?
>>32016872I rolled a d12 and landed on FRIEND
>>32017120>>32017126>>32017130>>32017138Polka earthquake transcendence dimension and reach pekoland
>>32017102Better than Towa's 3D/10
>>32017107The fennec bit is what makes it extra busy in my opinion.
>>32017146I have holostars in another window entirely
>>32016922>usada.govWhat's the rrat on this?
>>32017169Yes!!!!
>>32016975You have an absolute baby tier understanding of written English as evidenced by your repeated use of simple as fuck 3 words sentences; why you think you have absolutely anything of worth to say when you're incapable of expressing your thoughts is beyond me
LAMY 3D TEASE IN FEW MINUTES DON'T MISS IT FAGGOT
>>32017102It's pretty fun, would be better if she had someone else with her. The fat jokes are funny as fuck too
marika is boring garbage, based pekora for at least streaming something just a tiny bit better.
>>3201710268k/10See what I did there?
>>32016910True. I hate ch*nks now.
>No dancing>No dancing>No dancing>No dancing>No dancing
Fat lady singing? At least we know it's about to end.
this is truly the anti thread...
>>32016922So Usada kensetsu was a government company
>>32017079>say you like anything about a stream>drown in (You)s/hlg/ seems easier to bait to me, you just need positive opinions, use an EN reaction image for an easy finishing touch
i just want to talk about the stream man...
mid thread feet appreciation post
>>32016954Why do Nijifags hate hololive?
Is it me or her 3D looks exactly like her live2D
She's so out of breath...
>Running out of breath singing SSSOHNONONONONO PORKER
Polka is fuckin' dying
>>32017102fat/burger
>>32017006Towa's streaming a lot now though.
>>32017116It wasn't bad at all. Her model had some small issues but nothing dramatic.Some people just seem to have had ridiculous expectations since they are new to Hololive and have never watched a 3D debut before.
>>32017229We're the anti-thread. Go back
I'm glad that Polka's actually singing her songs live instead of having pre-recorded songs like yabkisei.
>>32017137Fucking China nationalist wanks, you ruined this girls dreams with your retard politics.It hurts.
It is a lie right? Polka is just like Matsuri, was fat but became /fit/ later on because of the dieting right?
Look at all these cunts streaming over polka
NEENEEEENEENEEEEEEEEE
>>32017137chowa...
>>32017196Now imagine if Towa or Luna went first. Would've killed the hype real fast.
everyone but gen 4 gets to sing SSS
>Polka is dying againPork....
sorry for fatpostingPolka is cute and i love her :/
>>32017155so this is the level of shitposting we are on now? not even watching the streams and posting shit?
Weaklings like Towa, Kanata, and Polka should graduate already.
I feel itHope
>>32017248
>>32017206>every gen 4 3D debut>even LunaWhy are you lying, gen 5 schizo?
>>32016922ogey nice joke
>>32017237go back to global
>>32017203>there's a difference between simply stating facts without having to bash in other people while you do it>like the mother who's right about her daughter being lazy and not cleaning her room, versus another mother who's right about the same thing, but then saying it like "you're a lazy ass fuck who does nothing but lie in bed all day and watching gay manga and doing jackshit with your time instead of doing something like cleaning your room">but for sociopaths such things are of no consequence, of courseOh get a sense of humor, rocky dennis
>>32016814Botan re-enacts no Russian at the Beijing Airport.
What do you mean USADA is a real prefecture in Japan and not just the name of the funny rabbit girl???
>60 minutesshe hates herself
>>32017237Fuck off to global.
>>32017256They hate newcomers
>>32017093My screen will keep blinking if i open more than 6 tabs
>>32016969Lot of videos have been doing that for me too lately. No idea.
He works fast.
>>32017116>The props, the rigging, and Polka's energy was all 10/10I swear I saw this exact same post for Luna's 3D.
>>32017252Got more (you)s in global than here desu
>>32017102Better than expected and the threads weren't that bad
*dabs on poruka and nijiniggers*
Bro where is the next 3D preview...
>>32017217Cardboard cutout Nene used to be a full 3D model until after the Polka accident
>>32017274Not compared to how she used to. And yeah I loved that 10 minutes of a flash game freezing. At least she played a bit of Mario Kart.
>>32017282Cope
That was fun. >>32017331??????
>>32017196Towa was amazing.
>>32017248kek
>>32017237Hello globalfag
ぶんぶんちゃ
BUN BUN CHABUN BUN CHA
NO REFUNDS
Where's the teaser for the next 3d?
>>32017116This thread is 90% EOP shitposters don't take anything posted in a 300+ IP thread seriously.
>>32015909A mix of enfags, gen4fags and aloefags. The enemies of gen5 truly are the lowest of the low.
>>32017304It's always like this.
BUN BUN CHA
I FUCKING LOVE THIS CLOWN
>>32017256penis envy
>>32017294Fucking newfag.
>no preview for the next oneCancelled because of covid I guess.
>>32016827you're a nigger space
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHNYEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH
THAT WAS IT?
>>32017237Go back to global, retard
にーんじん にーんじん
>>32017165i won't cause last thread was just as shit at 120 IPs as it is now at 348.
>>32017285>dieting You mean filter.
>>32017238Oh, pulling out the thesaurus already?
>>32017308Even Luna was more interesting than this dumb newfag.
Time to watch something fun! Time for Mario kart!
TIME FOR BASEADO KART
wait, no promotion for the next 3D stream like with 4th Gen?
As someone who is neutral towards Polka i have to say that i've never been that disinterested in a 3D reveal.
I admit it.... the nijiniggers win...
>>32017252Ame's really cute...
Ninjin ninjin
>Aqua Ch. 湊あくあ ポルカちゃんみてるから終わったら開始”！！
TIME FOR COMET GODDESS
can somebody post that webm where Aqua tries to touch Pekora but she keeps hitting her hand aways
Guests could have salvaged this.
