/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Is this real?

IS THE SQUIRREL
THE FUCKING SQUIRREL

I love when Ame whines! It's so cute!

>>29020505
I didn't watch that yet. Did anyone get unironically salty?

>>29020505
Silence

>>29020551
Yes, SEAniggers and schizos.

Which freelance vtuber do you guys want to becoming a hololive?

>>29020551
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRZ36YG2wcM
not as much as everyone is saying

>>29020551
Gura, understandably

>>29020646
Gura's sister

Post the amelia excuses roulette pls

>>29020825
Brattely.

>>29020646
Africat

>>29020988
>I AM A DETECTIVE!

>>29021215
Why do you (guys?) love her so much?

>>29020551
Gura did, but it was just for the time being and the stream ended so it didn't have any lasting effect.
In Gura's Phasmaphobia stream last night she admitted to being salty about it and wanted to play again to get back at them.

>>29021297
she's cute and likes to stream

>>29020566
Just listened to King, the song Risu just released. it's good but why has literally every other vTuber done a cover of it? What's the appeal of this song?

>>29020505
This was amazing.

EVERY POST AFTER THIS LINE MUST BE SEISO

______________________________________________________________________

YOUR FAVORITE HOLO IS FAT

>>29020551
iofi got btfo by antis

>>29021378
i still love her!

>Doxx has been up as one of the first posts for 40 minutes now
S-Sugeeee...

>>29021378
That's not very seiso of you.

>>29020551
Gura said that she was a little salty.
Then she watched it back and realised that she was playing badly and that going off by herself all the time was going to make her an easy target and difficult to get alibis.

I love my Mori.

>>29021378
But Im into fat chicks

>>29020505
Ogey!

>>29021377
from the thumbnail and the colors I thought this was Ina at first

>>29021377

>>29021297
I'm african so she's relatable

>>29020505
Ye.

>>29020505
>>29021365
Angry and agressive Mori is fucking awesome, I want more of that

What non-rap/hiphop song would you want Mori to cover next?
Keep in mind she's extremely wary of copyright fuckery in the music industry, so it would have to be something where explicit permissions are relatively easy to get.

>Collabs that will never ever happen but you would like to see.
Noel and Gura with breast envy and ASMR.

>>29020646
Haruka Karibu
>convinced Mori to audition
>created the Tentacultist name
She's basically the secret 3rd Gen 0 EN and she'd give Kiara competition for best friend status

>2 hour early thread
>Image is hardly even on topic
Are you retarded?

>>29021378
Yes and?

>>29021440
This is true

>>29021322
>gura gets wrongfully ejected, causing the crew to lose
>"Well, how do we all feel now?"

>>29021395
Me too, bro.

I AM THE SQUIRREL THAT IS APPROACHING

Do you think Mori could/would ever do ASMR, or would her autism make it impossible?

>>29021436
She'd do beatboxing asmr

>>29021395
I know this feel

>>29020646
Projekt Melody and the tranny shark for the pure kino shitstorm that would follow. Would be peak comedy gold.

I want 1 free ogey ticket, does somebody have it?

>>29021410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cm-l2h6GB8Q

Don't even have to worry about permissions either.

>>29021413
God I hope not she's an insufferable cunt. I don't care how many connections she has

>>29021432
I genuinely do not want treerrat to cause a lunar eclipse. Moona is amazing.

>>29021432
risu doesnt deserve to have more subs than moona? not after the absolute kino arc of peko-moona

>>29020551
It was great
https://youtu.be/BvhKx37NFgU

>>29021412
Gura and [mid tier holo that doesn't speak a lick of English] is easy tier, anon.

>>29021322

>>29021445
Melody is based.

>>29021395
My Mori.

MFW I'm secretly a NoelCHAD and the Fatposter and by turning on Korone, I got a dozen anons to admit that Noel isn't fat, which was a minor narrative floating around. MFW when I have no face cause it's all anonymous and this is how easily it is to manipulate people

>>29021378
No, mine is a very cute and smol little elf

>>29020476
Acum o what?

>>29021425
how is the op image off topic?

Chum.

>>29021449
Is she actually insufferable? She didn't seem that way at all from what I've seen

>>29020916
We are taking over. First: /jp/, then the world! Nothing will stop us!

I may have spent too much time on this.

>>29021413
>convinced Mori to audition
>created the Tentacultist name
wtf is this true?

So lads, how do I fuck my sleep schedule tonight?

Whenever Ninomae Ina'nis is not on screen, everyone should be asking: "where is Ninomae Ina'nis?"

Love this clown.

>>29021322
>she admitted to being salty about it and wanted to play again to get back at them.
oh no no nono narrativebros this was supposed to be gura's last big collab....

>>29021448
Jesas, why you do you want YOUR BOI to cover this done to death song?

>>29021432
>leech off the most popular JP for subs
>use your character kayfabe to talk about nuts
Moona ain't shit

>>29021445
Artemis has 0 chance of getting through the auditions with how much dead time between sentences he has

>>29020646
Snek

>>29021445
>Cover hiring a literal porn star for Gen 2
That'd be a bold move.

>>29021436
haachama and mori asmr collab where they both repeatedly say poggers

>>29021420
Didn't anons tell you that you need a gif for a whole song to work?

>>29021297
She had her debut at the same time slot as Art*mis. Everyone was fucking pissed at the latter for her complete lack of any passion or interest and instead went to check out the cat, who had like a dozen viewers but was actually trying her damn hardest to entertain people. It was endearing as fuck, as you can imagine, and people latched onto her.

>>29020646
mooniebug

>>29021217
I'm not sure why is this a pissing context, but I agree. Gura has a healthy distance away from her fandom (like Ina), no unhealthy relationship with chat (unlike Ame, Kiara and arguably Mori sometimes) and actually has her kayfabe intact (like Mori). Which makes the Amelia situation a bit concerning, because she truly embraces chat and "Amelia Watson".

God I hate phoneposting.

>>29021490
Biphasic sleep

>>29021401
I love this drawanon. I don't know if they're around right now, but this is (me) appreciating (you).

>>29021420
Is that Blumenkanz?

>>29021480
I like this image, but the Kiara needs to be replaced with this one to make it perfect.

>>29021472
You're in the wrong general schizo poster.

>>29021490
Go to bed at 8:06

>>>>29021533
Take your meds anon

>>29021445
i dont think purityChads could take a hit like that

>>29021436
She refuses to ara ara properly, she would spill all her spaghetti faster than the audience.

>>29021492
Based

>>29021445
Neither of those is ever going to happen because of two completely different yet crtical forms of yab.

>>29021472
You could just have asked dude.

>>29021445
0 chance since they already shot down Coco's collab with her.

>>29021467
Unironically her voice makes me pure diamonds.

>>29021494
I like the song and I really like Mori. Therefore, I want Mori to cover the song because I think it'd be something I'd like.

>>29021486
Yes on both counts, I wish I had the clip of her laughing her ass off because her fans were the ones that suggested Tentacultists as a name to Ina

>>29021486
The former is a narrative, the latter is true.

>>29021492
>>29021538
Very based. I want to lick the clussy.

>>29021480
I KNEEL TO THE HIGHER POWERS

>>29021512
I intentionally made it unfitting. What would be a good chicken gif to use? All the ones I have are of her being happy.

>>29021529
Yes.

>>29021510
Kiara and Mori ASMR collab where Kiara convinces Mori to make mouth noises with her and Mori doesn't quite understand why.
YouTube bans them within 20 minutes.

>>29021453
>>29021457
>>29021494

The entire "Moona briefly outleeches Risu so she has to use THAT" arc is hilarious.

A tako is almost unstoppable in combat. Blows cannot phase it, grappling cannot hurt it; you cannot choke them nor beat them into submission. If, by poor decision making or by unfortunate destiny you should be forced to fight a tako, there is only one point in their bodies that can be used to defeat them. It is only by destroying this organ that these beings can be themselves destroyed. Examine this diagram closely and strike true with sharpened blade or disciplined firearm, for this may be the difference between protecting the world or losing your mind, body, and soul to the tentacult

>>29021490
watch karaoke and watch all other as vod

>>29021491
>where is Ninomae Ina'nis?
Playing FGO

>>29021479
She pretty much follows the same obnoxious template of n*anners and i*onmouse. She is part of that clique. If that doesn't get on your nerves that's fine but its unwatchable for me.

>>29021490
I'll probably watch the clubhouse tomorrow and get my sleep in after the karaoke stream. Sadly there's zero chance I'm watching the Haato collab at 7am EU time but I can just watch it later with the archive open to see how people reacted. It's not losing all sleep over.

>>29021460
>voten por mi cobardes!
What fucking language is this? I can't even tell if it's a germanic or a romance one.

>>29021490
Watch until 6am, sleep until 1pm, watch the collab the next day

>>29021492
Extremely based

>>29021472
What form of power is this?

>>29020646
the 24h minecraft speedrun feline

Gura karaoke is in how may hours?

>>29021558
Good taste

>>29021571
Español latino

>>29021445
>Melody getting in
Would this just outright kill the idolfags? Would they ever recover?

>>29021254
>>29021336
>Slowly falls for her chat anyway.
I like her too.

>>29021413
She seems to be a nice person but I'm skeptical because she's a westuber with connections with nyanners and her clique. Which makes me wonder. Why didn't she get in?

>>29021585
6.5h

>>29021538
I never get tired of this webm.

What's the endgame here? Why the Tentacult?

https://youtu.be/rH8uCzwHoRU?t=7882
Do you accept her apology?

>>29021562
>double blowjob ASMR with Mori and Kiara

>>29021532
>>29021544
>>29021578
You realize it could just be another random right? Fat poster could be another person entirely. Or it could be me. Or I could be another person entirely.

>>29020476
acum

>>29021445
Melody makes enough money on her own that Hololive would be pointless, even if she could get through the process (which she can't). Unlike Gura, she seems to like the friend group she's gathered and actively tries to hang out with them. Artemis has 0 chance because it's not entertaining in the slightest.

>>29020646
Miki, Jew loli, Africat, and Polka.

>>29021460
The second "REALLY WATSON?" is the most underrated part of this entire scene.

>>29021571
>por
>cobardes
If you can't tell that that is Spanish you have a <100 IQ

>>29021445
Is Artemis actually a tranny? I thought it was a dude with a voice changer, but I have actually met a tranny IRL who's voice is exactly like "her's". It sounds very scratchy like he was trying to fake it and make it sound higher all the time and it was super unnerving.

>>29021520
>Gura has a healthy distance away from her fandom (like Ina)
Gura is a lot more distanced from her chat than Ina is. But its true both of them seem the least "influenced" by their chat. Which is particularly funny given Ina is the only one of them who outright said she became a Holo to have more people to talk to.

>>29021606
It always makes me smile

Polka is so fucking hot holy shit

>>29021561
You want to be edgy and she doesn't do edge well. So just use the edgiest image you can!

>>29021460
[Watson and Mori are no longer friends]

>>29021610
She was super cute all day yesterday so I'm not sure what she was apologizing about.

https://streamable.com/3u60vv

Can you give me the best Pekora laugh clip?

>>29020646
Kana is pretty good.

I WANT TO BREAK INTO POLKA'S HOUSE AND CLEAN HER ROOM

gura wants to know how your day is going bros

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJt48YvYI20
reminder polka is a better loli than gura

>>29021492
This clown's ASMR is way too enjoyable.

>>29021486
The tentacult thing seems to be, the mori one... Mori mentioned auditioning because a friend mentioned it, and follows her on her old account, but she followed multiple vtubers.

>>29021615
No, this is impossible.

>>29021626
I'm willing to believe the narrative they are a tranny, but I'm also willing to consider they are a woman with an extremely shitty voice.

>>29021609
So she can make everyone in the world become an artist one day

>>29021661
Same

>>29021625
Voten threw me off. Surely there's no way spaniards don't have their own word for that.

>>29021467
unironically?

>>29021520
It's more like Gura has 0 control over her chat. Also Kiara owns her chat and Amelia is owned by hers

>>29021609
Just a gathering of those who appreciate art.
Nothing more.
Nothing sinister.

>>29021490
Where the fuck is your Polka stream on that schedule, anon?

>>29021666
Fine, thanks!

>>29021445
Why would you want Melody to join? We'd lose out on her porn streams.

>>29020646
Nerines. I haven't actually watched her streams, but I knew her old channel and she has pretty good japanese, a nice voice, sings, and good vidya taste, plus she's eu

>>29021634
>Ina is the only one of them who outright said she became a Holo to have more people to talk to.
Well Ina gets to talk with her gen mates and various holos from JP. And she gets to be an influence on various viewers, while having a very nice and casual relationship with her chat. I think the distance that Gura and Ina have from their viewers is more ore less perfect for a chuuba. Anything more and it becomes draining and can cause the chat to get out of control. Breeds schizos as well.

Going to the store before Ina's stream, you guys want anything?

>>29021490
oh you can change the time zones on teamup
I'm retarded

>>29020646
Can we have a serious discussion on who would be HoloEN 2? We already have a vague idea on what exactly Cover looks for in a chuuba, plus the narratives on who scouts for them. I know we have favorites, like africat for example, but what does she have that would actually have her land the job?

This is probably offtopic to, but I see this as theorycrafting instead. Which is an interesting excercise during deadhours.

>>29021626
S-Shark... with a COCK ? I'm chumming...!!

>>29021701
>Kiara owns her chat and Amelia is owned by hers
Other way around

>>29021609
Don't worry.

>>29021661
Don't you fucking dare defile her shrine of filth.

Who’s going to do a Taxi Driver watch along

Pink gura is back, see you suckers

>>29021723
cunny

I WANT TO POUND POLKA'S PUSSY

Stupid sexy shark.

>>29021671
You think Polka's this good at voices just because she's sat in her room mimicking everyone she for way too long?

>>29021723
I could use some eggs and a milkshake

>>29021708
I didn't make this schedule, one helpful anon does it, I watch jps sometimes, but I usually just check jetri during dead hours and watch whoever interests me.

>>29021457
Moona is the biggest and most disgusting leech in hololive
Treerrat's shitty month long clips are more genuine than her leeching Pekora in minecraft and timing her log ins at the same time

>>29021626
I've hanged around trannies and that's exactly the voice.

>>29020646

>>29021671
Why is everyone in HoloLive a pedo sex predator?
I don't mind, but what are the odds...

>>29021671
Yeah but imagine Gura doing a loli voice...

>>29021754
What's wrong with them?

>>29021701
Why does Gura need to “control” her chat? If they don’t bother her there’s nothing for her to do. She’s not a babysitter.

>>29021723
Twix bar please

I want to lie there with my eyes closed and let Polka talk while I can smell her next to me.

>>29021648
I can't wait for Ame and Mori to finally collab. I feel like they haven't had the chance to really warm up to each other, but the potential for it is there.

>>29021736
KFP and Kiara own each other

>>29021728
It pains me to say this, as I deeply hope this won't be true, but I feel like Nyanners is almost guaranteed for gen2. It's just this sinking feeling in my gut that I can't shake.

So what the fuck OFFICIALLY happened to the chinks and bilibili?

Did Cover say anything or did they just cut off contact and won't ever mention them again?

>>29021671
But Gura isn't trying to do a loli voice

https://youtu.be/MrjA2V-Xbxs
>uwu pwese gwound pwond me

>>29021736
Not hardly. Amelia puts up a dominant front, but it's the one chat wants from her, and they're entirely uncontrollable.

>>29021701
>Kiara owns her chat
Kiara is in a reverse parasocial relationship with her chat. They are "well-behaved" because she constantly seeks positive reinforcement from them. She'd be nothing without her cult.

>>29021723
all the meat they have, even the weird stuff

>>29021788
It's over

>>29021666
>implying gura gives a fuck about your day when she’s off the clock

>>29021322
More over, she said she reviwed her gamplay and adminted she played horribly, going alone all the time, and that the goal of being impostor is tricking people by any means, giving Risu, Iofi and Ame a get out of jail free card.

>>29021723
I'm out of orange juice.

>>29021723
A chilled vanilla coffee for me, thanks

>>29021626
Offtopic, but sounds like an extremely effett man doing a sissy voice.

>>29021741
Aloe so she can practice coming back to Hololive HQ and shooting YAGOO.

>>29021761
at least moona add value to pekora's arc
treerat acts like a succubus trying to leech from impressionable young males

>>29021788
Nobody cares fuck off.

>>29021547
Same.

>>29021666
Thanks Satan. I'm watching Gurren Lagann for the second time and drinking water.

>>29021765
It's legit a shame their voice is so garbage tier because her model and rigging is amazing. Why did they have to have such a dog shit voice?

>>29021671
You know I didn't pay much attention to Polka ever since debut as Botan and Aloe were my favorites, but lately she has been growing on me.

RATE INA'S UPCOMING MINECRAFT STREAM
RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>29021786
Nah she makes enough money without Hololive. Fuck she gets a similar amount of views as an indie as some of the smaller holos.

Ever since I've started taking a bit of angel's dust those threads have been far more enjoyable

>>29021789
Maybe that will be what her "princess voice" is.

>>29021765
https://files.catbox.moe/3fx4sh.webm

>>29021736
Sorry fellow Teamate but its true, Amelia has zero control over her chat. There is a reason she had to borrow Ina's mod and no one else had to.

>>29021788
Who?

I wonder what the punishment for losing will be.

>>29021723
Two cheese burgers with fries (extra large)

Do you feel a little better knowing that due to their mental issues these girls are codependent on their chat and avatars and you're not just milked for money?

>>29020476
Yes she is Korone. Pretty cute irl

>>29021798
Hey, if it works.

>>29021773
Has she ever actually tried to control it though? I wonder if the lack of trying makes people think she can't, when she just doesn't.

>>29021751
Hey man get in line

>>29021751
UUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>29021814
kek

>>29021828
spooky/10 I can't believe Ina really did that...

>>29020646
not ego but.....she has big boobie and a huge cock

>>29021828
10/10 desu
>>29022406
Fuck off, I liked it.

>>29021765
I REALLY hope s(he) gets doxxed.

https://twitter.com/akirosenthal/status/1326522377270751232

Add Aki to the list of diseased Holos. Goddamn Japanese women are weak as shit.

Just woke up, did anything yabai happen with Mori after all?

>>29021723
Buy 2g of 3-meo-pcp for me please.

>>29021828
I'll tune in while in bed, fall asleep fast while listening and have an extremely comfy and refreshing sleep. Out of 10.

>>29021828
I fell asleep/10

>>29021829
you get way more benefits though as a Holo. I feel like if Cover asked her, she'd totally accept. Gura's old channel has a million subs, so that doesn't mean much.

>>29021828
java.io.IOException/10

>>29021445
Tranny shark wouldn't ever be able to get into hololive. I could see them getting in homostars though.

>>29021828
10/10

>>29020646

>>29021868
>Ina fixed the issue off stream

>>29020646
ComfyRana. Cute Scottish girl and isn't as connected with the other indie cliques.

>>29021853
tell me more

Imagine Gura falling while playing on the playground scrapping her knee and crying

>>29021833
Mori's chat is so fast that its uncontrollable nature doubles back and inherently polices itself.
It's hard to start a conversation or a shitstorm when there's 300 comments a minute

>>29021856
that's what happens when you dont racemix
many such cases...

>>29021855
No one cares about tranny shark any more

Mori's roomate looks like that?

>entered HER name into whitepages
>HER M HER (lived in illinois)
>decide to check again
>it's been scrubbed from whitepages
uh, anons...

>>29021828
Digging tunnels/10

>>29021828
I can't believe she murdered every aboriginal in Minecraft/10

>>29021788
My narrative is that the chinese managers went full chinese and told the girls to say they are leaving. That way they used the climate of "bugmen and their country is bad" that happened thanks to taiwan being mentioned and now the chinese managers went rogue and are "negotiating" with cover.

Also artia is a wolf warrior fuck her and her host. I hope she never speaks one word of english in her life

>>29021825
Polka was the Gura of gen 5, people were hyping about her because her roomae was basically japanese zawa, memelord, gave 0 fucks, funny and did lots of cover singing.-

>>29021378
Good.

>>29021870
Don't fucking insult the Homostars like that

>>29021856
It's well known that Yagoo finds his talents in the ICU and soup kitchens.

>>29021401
Remember me?

>>29021884
Deadbeat chat is pretty much just game advice or emoji spam.

>>29021842
The only time she did was when she told them not to spam other people’s chat when her stream ends. Besides that it doesn’t seem like she even cares what her chat is doing.

>>29021856
Again Joseph gets 1st comment

>>29021736
As a investigator you go it wrong, Ame is unable to control the chat

>>29021930
Ame...

>>29021835
Today's a good day to be a chummate. Detective diaries, karaoke, a duo collab... perfect.

>>29021838
I know, right? Imagine talking to your computer like it's your friend for a living.
But nah, it's just loser cope, the girls are fine

>>29021823
because males don't sound nice

>>29021875
I lost respect for her after she joined in on the dumb self-doxx trend other indie vtubers started on Twitter. They're all sheep.

>>29021857
Huh? No, why would it?

>>29021856
NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY AKI

>>29021828
0 Slimes/10

>>29021907
Of course he finds them in the ICU. Where do you think he spends all his time? Certainly not hiring people.

>>29021853
vorefags only/10

>>29021788
It's over. I hope there's an actual announcement before the year ends, though.

>>29021853
Is this who I think it is? Because while the general idea of his deisgn is good, the absolutely fucked proportions will inevitably filter everyone. Kind of amazing that he'll throw that much money on presentation and not fix that shit.

>>29021758
It would be hard to put Polka on the Teamup schedule because she doesn't have a proper schedule.She just streams whenever she feels like

>>29021895
https://files.catbox.moe/3fx4sh.webm

>>29021856
Aki has asthma? man...

>>29021911
Kek, reminds me of Teletubbies

>>29021736
Kiara actually controls her chat. She plays along with their depravity but is more than capable of slapping them back to discipline. It's like your cocktease of a boss indulging you for a few minutes but the moment actually convince yourself it's alright to touchy touchy, she snaps back and tell you off. And this is the kind of mindgames that makes the KFP zealous, loyal and eager.

t. deadbeat, so I'm a healthy distance away from Chicken and therefore can comment on this objectively

>>29021823
Its called I'm a tranny with no personality, lemme pay $800 for a top tier Model, $2000 for Tier 4 Live2D rig $1500 for Stream equipment and character materials and try to make a living with pay2win anon.

But in the end it doesnt matter how much you spend. If you have no personality you will be stuck on the bottom. And you can't call out for social brigading tranny points to help you because that would go against the vtuber community.

>>29021895
You need mental help

>>29021884
There isn't really anything to police in Mori's chat.
Mori is, in case you didn't know, bad at video games. So "backseating" just actually doesn't bother her and she just takes the advice if she can and otherwise doesn't pay attention to it. I think it doesn't even register as a problem to her unlike Amelia and Ina.

>>29021472
The only pathetic part is that you were seeking validation from the anons here

>>29021828
10/10, best part was when she did her rage pause and forgot to mute the mic.

>>29021907
Where does he find people like Matsuri or Haachama though?

>>29021918
i keep seeing this guy
is this guy a holo's bf?

>>29021856
>almost all comments are in english

>>29021884
You say that but her viewer numbers aren't that high compared to the other girls, I think she just doesn't give them ammo as much, like when people start spamming 'LEWD' or whatever, she either ignores it or pretends not to get it. It's a good tactic honestly.

>>29021728
Africat's best attribute so far is that she is great at keeping up a high energy level during marathon streaming, if she did become a member of Gen2 it would be difficult for her to showcase that for some time, as there would certainly be a period where they wouldn't want to overlap with their gen mates. What that would probably translate to then is a lot of stream activity over a given week, similar to how Amelia and Kiara are very active. I think however she still needs refinement, she has reasonable banter with her chat but probably relies too much on memes to keep the conversation flowing. Practice and improve on her wit some and she should fit into a slot similar to Amelia's "normal girl" archetype, with more of a tomboy genki than a twitch gremlin feel.

>>29021984
Dead meme.

>>29021823
>spent literally thousands of dollars on the model and rigging
>too stupid and lazy to shell out some more money on a voice changer
Peak stupidity.

>>29021853
Redpill me on her. Whats her name and where is the cock?

gura and watson are actually sisters, watson just died her hair blonde during her rebellious phase.

Be careful.

Mori is dangerous......................

Is the MC sports festival collab this weekend?

>>29021895
Kill yourself, doxnigger.
Holy shit, I saw that too. It's actually gone now. I didn't think much of it since it's a generic name but that's kind of peculiar.

>>29021984
He's the bf of everyone in /hlgg/. Even yours.

>>29021984
He is all of us

>>29021929
Fuck you my voice is great

>>29021957
kek , someone told me the same while I was drawing it

Why do the Holos have such weak genetics?

Ina in 23 minutes

>>29021998
>watson just died
NOOOOOOOOOO

>>29021986
>He doesn't know about Aki's 40k jump in one day from Reddit
How new?

>>29021828
0/10 she really needs to get a handle on these rage-induced racist outbursts...

>>29021880
https://youtu.be/fsiK4U8rnjg here's her most recent stream

>>29021786
>>29021829
>>29021867
Hololive doesn't allow people which has heavy political tendencies on their works. Either she drops the twitterfaggotery and accepts herself as a lewd loli or she won't be in.
>Mfw this confirms that she is a Gura member

>>29022008
if that would be the case these threads would be wholesome

>>29021788
cn branch goes bye bye~

>>29021998
Is she also from Atlantis?

>>29021297
She's relentlessly positive and wholesome and is very good at filling dead time. Has very high endurance and can do super long streams. Also a little bit of a ditz. She's a healing type vtuber, closest comp would be someone like Lamy or Aki.

>>29021853
>huge cock
hot

>>29021700
ye

>>29022011
Become a Holostar EN then fag

Is it just me or are HERfags worse than what happened with filthy frank/joii

>>29021855
it's big

>>29022022
Japanese women have shit tier immune systems and genetics.

>>29022036
they are in a way, it's just tough love

>>29022000
Yeah, she is death after all!
Also, nice digits

>>29022000
Can confirm.

>>29022051

>>29022022
I think it's more their lifestyles. They spend many hours a day indoors, on their PCs, playing games or eating. With not much sunlight or exercise. That tends to take its toll after a few years.

>>29022051
OGEY

>>29022023
>not picking all of them
>>29022052
Fuck you I will

>>29021786
>Hololive hires Nyanners as a Gen 2
>Someone from /hlg/ or /hlgg/ starts spreading the vocaroo where she makes a racist rant against Koreans on Twitter
>Hololive fires Nyanners

It's that simple.

>>29022053
No, what the fuck?

>>29022022
Japanese people are notorious during the flu season for dropping like flies. In general they go to the hospital for the simplest colds.

>>29020646
Not fuckin stal

>>29021819
>nobody cares about hololive in a hololive thread
how about you fuck off buddy

>>29022051
ogey

>>29022022
Would still breed all of them

>>29022022
All modern women just shake their Vtuber model, charge they phone, eat KFP, and lie

what arc are we currently in?

>>29021788
I feel bad for Chowa, but fuck the rest of the CN branch, hope we never have to hear about them again.

>>29022087
global expansion phase

How tiny do you think is Gura IRL? I mean damn, she even looks like she is not older than 15

>>29022087
Timeloop arc. Same arc we've always been in.

>>29022087
The peace arc

>>29022034
Honestly, I'd have more respect for her if she hadn't pulled the whole "SJW" shitstorm and then said fuck it and went back to being a lewd loli again.

>>29019549
Thats pretty hot

>>29022085
Kek. That's a good one

>>29021786
Why would they hire pink Zawa when they already have the real deal?

>>29022023
More Ina rage hopefully

>>29022087
Filler before the anituber arc

I want to save Polka.
I want to embrace her tightly and tell her life has meaning.
I want to make her feel special and promise to never leave her alone.
But I can't do it, for I have fallen in love with Polka.
I know myself enough to tell that my love will waver if Polka ever stops being Polka.
Whoever truly loves Polka knows that she can't be saved.
Polka must be forever unloved and unwanted to remain as Polka.

>>29022034
Nah other people have used that before Gura. It's all by the same dude.

>>29021983
Soup kitchen

If there ever comes a time when AmeGura stand together below the soft moonlight, this might work better there. But until then, Ame works fine for now.

>>29021432
>Risu's King cover has twice the views of Moona's 'Firebird' cover despite being released at the same time.
It's been a very strange month.

>>29022072
This, she would actually get Aloe'd. Her past is too yab to get into hololive.

>>29022109
>shits on lolicons
>uses a loli avatar when she becomes a vtuber
I don't understand the thought process

>>29021997
her names mimika morph and shes a horror vtuber. shes voiced by a guy but I personally don't really mind. her collabs aren't really that entertaining though but shes a really good streamer to chill out to.

>>29022053
I hate HERfags but I've never heard of the other two people you mentioned.

>>29022131

>Calli finally gets to stream MGR
>Sings all the boss songs
Would it be kino?

>>29022023
Nice guess I'll have something comfy to watch while jumpin and scannin in Elite

>https://youtu.be/IN0KT2ABM10
is there any EN holo that can compare to aki voice wise?

You guys know Nyanners has publicly been dating someone for years now right?

>>29022113
>why would they want to make even more money

>>29022113
I thought Ironmouse was pink Zawa?

>>29022158
I just want one of them to play it.

>>29022158
>The boss songs are muted due to copyright issues
>Mori sings them anyway

>>29022164
yeah its me

>>29022158
Yeah but it'll never happen

>>29022145
she doesnt believe in anything just cares about money, she's the polka of the western world

>>29022077
Not your buddy, pal.

Why are some companies so based?

What was Kiara sperging about during the second drawing stream? She started babbling about people being perverts and her mom for like 15 minutes and I have no idea why.

>>29021460
>YOU ARE SUDS

>>29022163
Mori, Gura, Kiara and Ina all sing quite well. Ina could probably do some amazing professional covers if she put in the effort.

>>29022087
Filler arc before one of the following timeloop hits us. Gurapocolypse, Anituber Arc, or Twitch invasion.

>>29022158
Yes.
Also if she does the dialog. I need a full version of the Armstrong speech.

>>29022164
La qui?

>>29022158
>>29022173
Reminder that when the holos streamed Death Stranding, they had to mute all the music. Same will happen here.

>>29022140
You might want to try this again with a version of Clair de Lune that doesn't have like a 5 second period of silence at the start. I thought it was broke at first cause of that.

>>29020646
For EN i would like the Caribu, Africat and unironically ProjectMelody
For JP i want DESUWA and pic related

Reminder

No matter how much you love her or like her, you will never meet her.
You will never see her.
You will never talk with her.
You will never touch her.
You will never express your feelings and have her do the same towards you.
Always remember that even as a fan, you're just one in tens of thousands, a million in fact.
No matter how much you love her, your existence will mean nothing to her. She loves her fans as a group, but she couldn't care less about the individual little pieces that make up "Chumbuds" as a whole.
Even if you somehow stand above the rest, and become like Klaius, you then enter the deranged superfan territory, where she will actively keep you far away from herself for safety reasons.
There's no winning move, you missed your chance a long time ago.All you can do now is watch her, listen to her, follow her, but you will forever be an observer. Forever watching the one thing that brings you happiness behind the screen, knowing that she will continue to smile, laugh and sing, regardless if you're there or not.

>>29022158
STANDING HERE
I REALIZE
MORI'S JUST LIKE ME
ONLY SHE HAS TITTY

>>29022164
https://twitter.com/NyanNyanners/status/969376580983250944

She's not getting in

>>29022164
really? i guess we are the only ones that care about purity

>>29022145
I think she just realized its the only thing she's good at. Might as well embrace it. Considering her failed attempt at being a VA, I'm guessing that's what her thought process was.

>>29022186
She licked her lips too close to the mice and chat 'really' liked that. It kinda escalated from there.

>>29021786
>nyaners having zawa as daisempai
Never gonna accept it, not in 1000 years

>>29021916
Armpit chad moment in Yakuza sold me on Mori's members since most of them went "based". They are an alright cult. She needs to do more utawaku to get more of them though since the chat gets pretty grey sometimes.

>>29022158
I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE

why do I, and apparently a lot of people here feel like Ina is the one who doesn't stream when she's in the same tier as the other 3, only Amelia has ¬50% more streams

>>29022196
MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL BRAPS

>>29021765
Imagine if Yagoo gives Artemis a holostars contract

>>29021983
The psych ward at a hospital

I sealed a powerful beast in this spoiler.
Do not click it or you'll unleash it.

>>29021990
Thanks, anon. You put into words what many of us think. HoloEN2 is a long way to go, so she can definitely practice her impromptu reps in the meantime. Realistically, she'll be ready for HoloEN3. But I suppose her appeal is her wholesomeness and "every girl" aspects. Plus she appears untainted by the westuber scene, despite ironmouse dropping by in one of her streams. The sprinkles of african warlord are also pretty nice, since teasing people for "lore" has people yearning for more. Definitely a good pick for the future.

>>29021855
this i want to see her cock

>>29022185
Hotline Miami playthrough confirmed

>>29022202
What the fuck? But the music is all licensed. They even include the license crediting on screen when it plays ingame.

>>29022164
Why would I care about her?

>>29022231
kek

>>29022163
I still have not heard a single other holo singing better than Guras Fly me to the Moon

>>29022229
Gura has the most embarrassing description

>>29022173
>copyright prevents use of the original music
>Mori instead plays a cover version of the boss songs during the fights
>has each EN sing the cover for a different boss.

>>29021823
You guys keep going on about the voice, but the actual content is more alarmingly lazy.
It really makes me appreciate how structured hololive debuts and content in general is. Indies have no quality control.

>>29022186
Open up the chat replay.

>>29022229
Some of Mori's uploads are music. And the rest of the sentiment is cumchud propaganda.

>>29022229
chumlets....

>>29022202
That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard
Just like when they have to turn off the radio when riding a car in GTA

>>29022163
My favorite jp vtuber for a reason

>>29022229
is amelia going to reach Mori?

>>29022250
Do chumbuddies really?

>>29022208
Reminder /hlgg/.

>>29021786
Nyanners got BTFO'd by Coco and she'll do it again if she has to.

>>29022245
Youtube AI doesn't care about that. It just slaps on the yellow stamp willy-nilly.

>>29022208
Thats ok