/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Ina Ina Iiiiiinnnaaaa

HAACHAMURDER

sing a song for me
https://litter.catbox.moe/43wf6n.webm

How much do you think the average english level in the JP branch will be in 1 year

>>28780362
So much chaos has been caused by the Moving Out devs making their game local-only

It's too fucking early for this collab.

>>28780357
>>Married a dying cthuluian korean woman and confessed their love to each other
I wish that were me.

>hurr durr x hates y
today I shall remind them again

Polka will always be the real phoenix in Pekora's heart.

Showing this little brat who the boss of the gym is!

>streams after streams after streams
Fuck this. I'm waiting for Gen 2.

>>28780464
we're going to get laughed at, thanks chicken

Are you KFP jannies ogey? What the fuck are you guys going on about in the prechat?

What does Polka's room smell like?

>>28780464
>Minecraft PVP
honestly that could work and be fun

>>28780464
>HoloEN server collab
>nobody else will even be online to fuck with them
I hope it turns out well for Kiara's sake but I don't have high hopes.

>>28780464
Kiara will show her the underground railways and city, then collab ends

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR4zCs6aR9o

So does that mean Ame doesn't wash her armpits?

>>28780499
Like piss, pussy stains, trash, and BO.

>>28780497
They're speaking in cult keywords

going to bed

>>28780464
wonder how polka will react when Kiara shows her Mori's hobo cave

couple clips from both the Gura streams

i don't wanna frustrate you - https://files.catbox.moe/v2s7yq.mp4
one of many jumpscares - https://files.catbox.moe/r34fpr.mp4
Ina messing with her model while dead - https://files.catbox.moe/h31bog.mp4
flexing noises - https://files.catbox.moe/4elj00.mp4
labrrat - https://files.catbox.moe/9fjses.mp4

reposting the Mega archive VOD of the protein game - https://mega.nz/file/rSg2FbqL#F8LmvqYaJQqfKkW8_RKbr_KPVcgFddHv94FJDd1IKH8
clip archive - https://pastebin.com/c8uYDiDu

>>28780464
My clown wife will try to speak at least a little english right?I won’t just have to sit there and not understand anything like in the old times?

>>28780480
Trash. Unless they start to immerse themselves, it'll stall at a rudimentary level.

Haachama lives in Aus and has not-great English. A person would have to start doing something like playing FF14 with a guild on an English server for a year before they became competent, imo.

Mad lad

>>28780499
off food and crusty panties

>>28780464
>>28780509
Just realized "WHO'S THE REAL PHOENIX?!"

>>28780530
The ARS supas...

DO NOT CLICK

>>28780488
basedo

>>28780464
Why is the clown coming to EN server?

>Polka going from playing Ark to Minecraft
Sugoi

I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Gura. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck insider her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Gura as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go 12 hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her

>>28780497
Prechat is so retards say their retard shit then instead of when live

>>28780530
>$500 superchat
>simple thank you
>no name call out
why do people do this

wata preese

Bros... I dont know if i can make it to 4 AM...

Mori's alt outfit better be casual wear, Cover

>>28780516
Polka will put up "Polka was here" and "I love you Callie" signs in Mori's cave so she'll see them during the Takamori MC collab

>>28780480
they will be lucky to be as good as korone

>>28780536
POL...

>>28780499
BO and gamer bottles.

>>28780480
Korone can only do so much anon it won't change the average at best maybe 2 of the JP girls will actually do their reps

>>28780520
you're a hero

>>28780536
polka needs to do her fucking mario reps instead of playing ark

>>28780510
Wait don't most people start by shampooing their hair and letting it sit while you soap your body from top to bottom? Am I dumb

>>28780541
Thats kinda based bro

>>28780510
The question was what she washes first. She just told the first couple spots.

>>28780488
I wish this had Miko's appearance.

>>28780541
idk what I just read but I'm thinking based copypasta

>>28780539
>Why is the clown coming to EN server?
to stab Kiara with a shiv

Friend has more balls than me...

Why is the VOD of that protein game not up? Am I missing something

>>28780577
Ame doesn't shower to get clean, anon, she showers to get dirty with you

>>28780464
>"here's a patch of dirt, here's more dirt, that's a house, there's a minecart rail down this tunnel. And that's about it, thank's for coming."

>>28780480
Not much better than it is now. None of them have a real drive to learn it aside from Korone.

>>28780590
a taiwan flag got shown, im not kidding

>>28780499
Molding plates and despair

>>28780582
woosh

>>28780543
>humble Moneybag Joe vs $5 nigga with an essay

>>28780590
there was a score leaderboard that shows flags, and the #1 spot was held by someone from Taiwan

>>28780589
Friend has nerves of fucking steel.

>>28780510
Only Nene washes her armpits first.

>>28780577
The question specifically says that besides head, because that is so common.

>>28780541
Anon, that's some next level hornyposting. But I can appreciate the fact you're a nakadashi/impregnation connoisseur.

>>28780600
inb4 the EN server is suddenly even more of a wonderland than JP, the JP audience think EN are very industrious, and Polka runs off to invite other JPs to the server before Kiara can let her know Watson's been in creative mode

>>28780601
>None of them have a real drive to learn it
just promise them a collab with gura for doing reps

>>28780601
Toi...

>>28780554
1) hitman (suit)
2) mafia member (suit)
3) undertaker (suit)
4) teacher (suit)
5) Rap God (suit)
6) CEO of Underworld (suit)
7) Makima cosplay (suit)

>>28780464
What if the collab is actually them building something together rather than a tour?

>Mori literally lives in a sad cave with maybe two things outside of the EN main area

Diogenes...

I think they unironically should've played ARK instead

>>28780510
is that image a quote from her?

>Oh hey here's Antichamber where I spend the first 110 minutes talking to myself about the puzzles I'm seeing while chat is just passively watching me.
>The last half hour is me trying to brute force a puzzle with the solution I came up with by glancing at the puzzle and refusing to budge on it or consider different ways to solve it.
>Chat ultimately helped me but I'm too stubborn to admit it.

I'm not sure what could actually be done about Ame's single player game streams to make them less like this. She's not gonna change and chat certainly didn't change much at all from enforcing the rules harder. I love her talking streams and when she does collabs but all her single player game streams are starting to blend together into a passive aggressive couples fight with her own chat where it ends with both saying they love each other but the next single player game stream it's the same thing all over again.

>>28780617
oh I missed that specifically

>>28780516
Kuso Bitch yu Rib rike dis?

>>28780623
the Japs wont like that I'd imagine

>prease undstandu mori, you have to keep working your minimum-wage, far-away, stupid job. don't disappoint the kidsu, english teachers so hard to find in japan
meanwhile she's literally falling asleep on stream and missing some on the biggest opportunities of her life. yeah, sure, but think of her co-workers, who probably dislike her anyway just because she's white. at some point you need to have some business sense

>>28780603
>>28780608
Oh boy here we go again
wtf did Cover axe CN for if this is still considered an issue

>>28780623
And then Kiara woke up

>>28780644
It's probably just Gura taking precaution.

>>28780636
>Oh hey here's Antichamber where I spend the first 110 minutes talking to myself about the puzzles I'm seeing while chat is just passively watching me.
I don't understand how this is a bad thing when she's playing a puzzle game
And chat did help her only for that puzzle out of the whole stream

Kiara sucks at coming up with collabs if that's the best she could do.

>>28780629
hitman suit would be cool

>>28780636
she's breaking new ground, turning single player games into a GFE

>>28780642
Her work visa, bery busy pls understandes

>>28780631
and when Rushia the great looked upon Morigenes and said "If I wasn't Rushia the great, I'd want to be Morigenes", Morigenes replied "if I wasn't Morigenes I'd still want to be Morigenes"

>>28780516
Posts Excuse me RIP <3 Polka sign to remind her of the Among Us collab.

How bad will be the ironic weeb podcast collab going to be like?

>Dr. Piccolo
Thanks for the dose

Be honest, do you have sexual fantasies about the girls?

What's the likelihood of mori ever playing minecraft off stream

>>28780635
yes
I don't remember when

>>28780673
So average and benign that nobody will care about it two hours after it airs

>>28780678
0 until she quits other jobs

>>28780673
deadbeats meet their maker / 10

Give me your best holoEN jokes!

>>28780654
Because it's pointless and I might as well just go play it myself.

>>28780678
Less than 0

>>28780673
it will take years off my life but I'll watch it for my boy

>>28780667
> and when Rushia the great looked upon Morigenes and said "If I wasn't Rushia the great, I'd want to be Morigenes", Morigenes replied "if I wasn't Morigenes I'd

> BIG UPS FOR THE AKASUPA, XXBRAPBORNEXX!"

>>28780678
maybe next week

>>28780539
She is getting official EN member status.

>>28780636
Ame being a stubborn gremlin is her thing though. Understandable if you don't like it, but I like her dynamic with the chat. It'll probably get more natural feeling as she keeps getting adjusted to her massive chat.

>>28780678
She doesn't even play it on stream outside of collabs

>>28780660
a dysfunctional GFE. Sugoi

>>28780690
Did you hear about Gura's loaf of bread?
It vanished!

>>28780676
No, I dreamed about a blue spider more than a foot big trying to break through the window I sleep next to

>>28780673
So it is actually happening, and is not just a meme?

>>28780636
Lmao nobody cares nigga

>>28780636
>Chat ultimately helped me but I'm too stubborn to admit it.
Anon, are you autistic? The whole "my solution is the speed run strat" was clearly a joke.

>>28780673
Lukewarm and milquetoast just like every other episode of that shit

>>28780690
Mori's streaming schedule.

>>28780673
Depends on the topic they'll be talking about.
Would be interesting if Mori talked about the process of why she auditioned to be a vtuber, why she chose Hololive and how she auditioned and what she did to eventually pass the audition.
Though I doubt Cover would let her leak the audition process.

>>28780676
yes

>>28779869
>People still think couple anituber retards mimicking Mori's tweet means that they filmed a collab.
How long time has to pass before they realise the anitubers were just being trendsurfing faggots?

>>28780700
you jest but Diogenes was a bigger degenerate than you could ever hope to be, anonchama

>>28780523
Haachama is much better at English than she lets on. Go do your archive reps and find that clip of her speaking in English without putting on her voice.

>>28780694
You know that for one of you there will be 20 other people complaining that she's not paying enough attention to the game, so might as well drop it and do zatsudan

>>28780700
Do people that post like this not have money or?

Cover... the RWBY collab...

>>28780464
Holy based

thank you gura for pushing cover to get phasmophobia permissions.... this is much better than the typical kusoge. im enjoying my friends stream!

>>28780703
EN is not some wayward home for abandoned JP girls to slum in

>Chicken stream isn't showing up in my sub box
uhhhhhh did it get shadowbanned or something?

>>28780673
>schizos itt actually believe it will happen
Meds, take them.

How was Phasmo? Went to sleep just after she setup the video

>>28780690
Mori shitted and farted on stream

>>28780708
they need more talking points, the stretches of silence when they are playing single player games are getting painful

>>28780718
Probably, they are recorded weeks in advance, so theres no way to tell.

>>28780726
>Would be interesting if Mori talked about the process of why she auditioned to be a vtuber
would like to hear more on that too, she did tel us that she autism'd her way into becoming an idol tho

>>28780676
Sexual, no. Every time I've tried, my mind would wander into something romantic instead.

>>28780747
Then why is Kiara there

>>28780678
She played mad rat offline apparently

>>28780690
Did you hear about Gura’s cunny after she met a frustrated Ame in discord last night?
It was destroyed!

>>28780747
State of EN server says otherwise.

>>28780753
it's not in my sub box either because i'm not subbed

How do I get crazy fever dreams like Ame?

>>28780705
This wasn't fun gremlin though, this was just boring. Superliminal was endlessly more entertaining and had her bouncing off things happening. This is just endless fucking cubes in eye searing brightness with no chat interaction until 2 hours in.

>>28780718
I'm pretty sure it's just a meme that people unironically think will happen because over some tweets

>>28780756
lole

>>28780747
Yes it is. It is because I say it is.

>>28780678
Minecraft sucks dick and is only good for zatsudan-esque streams. Fuck Minecraft.

>>28780736
>he thinks red-kun is her natural voice

>>28780676
Yes and also non sexual ones

>>28780657
Are you sure about that? What if this is part of a plan to get them to move to the JP server by showing how shitty the EN one is.

>>28780553
Just tape yo face to the monitor.

>>28780736
>entire collab of her, not putting on the haachama crazy retard act, in a prime position to leech off the success of HoloEN like she's been trying to do, and she is unable to manage even half a conversational sentence
>but one time a year ago she said "what's his myspace" and it sounded passable!
i once believed your narrative but I don't believe it anymore, too much evidence that haachama is terrible at english

>>28780790
drugs, psychedelic ones

>>28780747
>abandoned JP girls
good thing there are no abandoned JP girls then so you won't have to worry about that

>>28780790
Sleep deprivation and childhood traumas that you never properly addressed or dealt with.

Sorry chicken, but I have to get some sleep in before the Inofi collab.
Hope it doesn't turn out to be shit.

>pekora stream at 8 am
my sleep reps..

>>28780797
>some tweets
If the podcast doesn't happen I'll be really surprised. There's just too much evidence to say it's just coincidental.

>>28780690
Gura lives in malibu

>>28780790
Keep a dream journal so you can practice remembering the details. You dream every night, but usually you don't remember anything.

The stream.

>>28780826
>good thing there are no abandoned JP girls
Aloe...

>>28780673
I listened to her old podcast. She'll play along with ironic weebs and then destroy it with her autism and suffering posting. Real depression hours, my son.

>>28780733
to be fair, that's not the only reason to suspect it was happening

>>28780834
isn't the inofi collab tomorrow?

>>28780834
>Inofi
isn't that in 24 hours or so?

Did Mori ever describe her new room in the members only streams? Just curious haha

Other than Polka which holos are honorary EN?

Umm... chumbuds? What is this? Don't tell me Gura is actually going to collab with those twitch faggots?
this can't be happening, please tell me it's not true bros....

>>28780790
i fall asleep to people reading stories on youtube, it can get crazy because you constantly have input influencing your dreams

>>28780842
>too much evidence
Such as? I'm gonna need more than those tweets

>>28780733
Sure, they all tweeted the same thing at the same time on the day Mori took a day off for a collab we would only see much later (her words) purely by coincidence.

>>28780464
Wtf does Polka even speak English?

>>28780856
>>28780860
oh fuck you're right
I got my days completely mixed up.

>>28780846
I asked for jokes, not the strongest narratives.

>>28780733
maybe two more weeks. theyre usually 2-3 weeks ahead so that podcast should be coming tomorrow or next week

>>28780869
>Such as?
Voices in my head

>>28780862
She hasn't even unpacked yet.

>>28780864
none because honorary EN isn't a thing the closest you get is Haachama for gen 0

>>28780853
Goddamn, that's disgusting

>>28780874
She speaks Polglish.

>>28780718
Who knows? Though, the podcast is sponsored by Kadokawa and the hosts are currently in Japan so it would be retarded for anyone to think it won't happen sooner.

Timetravel anon here, the podcast will happen. Stop being in denial about it

>>28780865
Its true, now shut the fuck up about it.

>>28780865
It's secretly a collab where each EN tries to speedrun Hazumi and the Pregstate

will a phasmo collab work with people who are dekinai? I mean like gura and fbk together
or will it get boring fast since they cant talk?

>>28780898
new here? that was back in like the second week or so

>>28780913
>Its true
Cancelling my Gura membership then. Fuck this sellout bitch

>>28780864
haachama, polka, nene, ID girls

>>28780925
I still recoil every time I see it

>>28780928
You're not even a member, retard.

>>28780869
>I'm gonna need more than those tweets
what a cope

>>28780919
>fbk
Who was that?

>>28780853
I hope you all know what this means. It's over.

>>28780865
cover will never allow it. and gura has too much issues to go on such a collab anyway. too much spaghetti

>>28780929
>ID girls
they really are good girls

>>28780864
Pekora

>>28780862
>golden record
yeah right

>>28780937
So you got nothing then?

>>28780874
Kiara is extremely fluent in Japanese.

>>28780865
If she did she better make a Twitch affiliate account first so she gets some primes

>>28780935
Yeah because I cancelled it

>>28780939
are we really doing this again?

>>28780864
I have no fucking idea where the honorary EN meme came from, but the only ones I will accept even near the title are haachama and reddit dragon. We'll look at Poruka once she speaks more than 10 words of english.

>>28780967
Prove it.

this among us match is wack

>>28780953
too fluent it causes her to have the same kind of autism that native japs have so stuff like giving a shit about honorifics

>>28780690
Amelia will not pretend to forget something to get out of doing something she promised.

>>28780938
fu bu ki
Friend

People act like any of the other girls would've done better than Amelia playing Antichamber

She's made progress pretty much faster than all of the people playing the game for the first time. I mean this guy https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLckQAgHLvx_HGH83yr9NG765c3UUiq6_Ugets to Ame's ending point at Episode 9 which is 1 hour slower

I'm so glad Mori doesn't appeal to me

>collab is confirmed minecraft
>not even 1000 people in the waiting room
Ahahaha, get fucked Chickenfags. Your "collab queen" is gonna have her first dud.

>>28780864
Artia

>>28780971
Here
*unzips dicks*

>>28780865
I will mating press and impregnate Gura on stream, better cancel your membership now.

Callina

>>28780673
10/10 just for the meltdown it will cause here.

>>28780869
Dude c'mon. Stop living in denial and just accept it
>>28780873 is all you need to confirm it l.

>>28780853
the absolute fucking state of deadbraps

>>28780736
May I remind you that Hachama had less interaction with Ame then Polka did in a collab. Despite a Polka having a language barrier and being in the middle of a 9 person collab.

>>28780985
Unless Polka works some magic, that's likely true

>>28780520

>>28780990
*chokes on your dicks*
Now what faggot?

>>28780909
Ame pls

>>28780983
Karma is a bitch, Chilebro

>>28780673
It will no happen.

>>28781000
I'll believe it when I see it

>>28780690
>give me your holo jokes
sure thing

Why does the jew cross the road?
So that he could escape the commissar who wants to throw him on a holocauster ride

>>28780853
There is literally nothing wrong with her replying to a tweet like this or going to a podcast

>>28781003
polkahime has charisma while haato just has autism

>>28780990
>>28781011
Faggots.

>>28780981
Ame was actually faster than Pekora or Mio in Superliminal too. Her retard strength is quite good sometimes.

>Mincraft collab

Guess Polka shoot down the off-collab idea.

>>28781011
*cums down your throat*
That's my proof

>>28780690
Did you hear about the trash can that Kiara sat on?

>>28780865
It's actually a collab with Coco and they're all playing Ark. They're keeping it secret because they know we'll have another melty. Yes, we're THAT important.

>>28780985
Are there any chicken antis that aren't confirmed trannies or /hlg/ schizos?

>>28781051
thats my girl polka.

>>28781004
Polka fags are still in Polka's ark stream. Also Dead EN hours. It's 2 AM in US.

>>28780690
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: No one cares

>>28780985
The video isn't even showing up in my feed so I can't wait at all

>>28781028
if management gave her the green light theres not much downsides to the feal. Sure, /hlgg/ will be full of shitposters for a week tops but that's about it

>>28781052
*swallows your cum*
I don't see any proof.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9y2x4ajBMM
It's still up

>>28781059
5ch

>>28780990
>*unzips dicks*
>>28781011
>*chokes on your dicks*
>>28781052
>*cums down your throat*
*put on my wizard hat and robe*

>>28781081
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F222iqX6IUg

Streamable won't let me crop shit. Wat do?

>>28780995
Holy based me

Is this the HoloTwitch thread?

Schizoposter, I need your mildest narratives.

>>28781003
To be fair, that was probably Ame's first interaction with Haachama and none of them were willing to open up at that time. I'm assuming both of them are introverted.

>>28780990
>>28781011
>>28781052
>>28781084
>>28781090

>>28781083
angry hatless Ame is cute Ame

Why are you like this?

>>28781083
it's still shit for not using her actual audio

Is Kiara still in Japan?

>>28781051
Polka will only let Mori into her home, and Kiara's got rrats at her place.
Should have just gotten permissions for Viscera Cleanup Detail for the lulz

PISSING ANAL SEX WITH POLKA

does amelia have a boyfriend? not that i care.

>>28781107
Kiara met huke's wife once

I'm pretty sure theres a rule against ERPing in a /hlgg/ thread

>>28781119
yes

>>28781119
did the rrats in her house not make that abundantly clear?

>>28781107
Kiara and Mori are good friends IRL.

>>28781122
she has a girlfriend

>>28781122
she has me

>>28781083
Y..Youtube!?!?!

>>28780690
>Knock Knock
>Who's there?
>UPS
>UPS who?
>BIG UPS

>>28780869
https://streamable.com/e9oskx

I’m listening to rushia’s superchat read and I can’t understand shit, but her voice... it must be the same way I feel hearing mori talk. That sweet honey coco butter in my ear whole. She does it really well . I can tell why she gets so many supas

Damn, Friend is really good at this game.

>>28781112
Because I fucked your mom last night

>>28781122
no, lole

>>28780541
>>>/d/9373798

>>28781139
kek

>>28781083
There are a bunch of Nips that upload straight up mmd porn on youtube for some unholy reason. They usually get away with it due to low viewer count.

>>28781137
Saw it on iwara too the other day.

>>28781109
I took me a while but yes Haachama is an introvert

>>28781143
OHNONONONONONONNONO

>>28781107
Mori had sex exactly 2 times in her life but never been in a relationship.

Fell asleep shortly after GurIna's guerilla stream. How was it? Why did Ina leave early?

post some mori
she's cute

>>28780797
I'd like to hear your alternate explanation for why all three hosts of a podcast that recently got into vtubers just randomly decided to copy Mori's vague tweet about her having had a good day today.

>>28781152
nice damage control ame

>>28781051
Polka values her trash cans too much

Haachama salt is so fucking cute

>>28781150
But my mom is dead

>>28781151
>>28781152
how does this always fit?

>>28781152

>3 weeks complaining about a podcast that isn't out yet
>2 hours for some anons to actually watch the podcast
>1 week shitposting about the podcast existing
>One month of /hlgg/ being retards about something completely minor that won't even affect them or the quality of Mori's streams
Time for the meds dropoff

>>28781152
Tell me the truth, Ame

>>28781145
>Mori's voice
>honey coco butter
what kind of honey coco butter are you eating, anon?

>>28781107
Fubuki voted for trump

>haven't watched any of the holos all week
>check the schedule
>see the kiara x polka collab

>>28781109
>I'm assuming both of them are introverted.
Why would you have to assume well-known facts?

>>28781165

>>28781181
Because it's not hard to manufacture.

>>28781053
No, what happened to it?

>>28781161
>not in a relationship
>sex
Women it have so easy.

>>28781165

>>28781129
>>28781130
Aight I'll probably pay her a visit before she leaves

>>2878112
He only exists once you observe him.

>>28781161
Why the fuck do all the Holos Live2D models have such nice fucking eyes?

>>28781083
This isn't that big of a ...
>channel thumbnail
Oh.

https://poal.me/nco3bq
https://poal.me/nco3bq
https://poal.me/nco3bq

>>28781184
only if you let me suck the meds from your fat tits while you jerk me off mori

>>28781107
Marine will, at the very least, touch Kiara's ass when they do the sleepover

>>28781201
I'm sure you can guess how it ended!

I've been away from HL all week because of work, what stream has been the best for the week to start off my vod watching spree.

>>28781152
Ame....

>>28781145
NO, ANON. DON'T LISTEN TO THAT SIREN. SHE'LL PUT YOU UNDER HER SPELL IN MERE MINUTES.

>>28781211
I'd have to subscribe first

>>28781201
her ass destroyed it, just like it would destroy your face if she sat on it

>>28781184
screen capped for hindsight posting

>>28781191
She has a great voice the fuck you mean? I mean her more cutesy voice mostly though, I know her range and deep side too but it’s still nice

>>28781107
You cannot handle my mildest narratives gosling. My narratives are only for the weakest and you are clearly not of the weakest you are clearly of the strongest.

>>28781165

>>28781152
Ame...

>>28781205
make sure to smell her cunt bro

>>28781219
A Way Out VOD

>>28781219
a way out ame/gura collab is certified kino. watch it now.

>>28781107
The JPs can tell Kiara is a pervert and Mori is a dork but they play along for laughs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F222iqX6IUg
>a phoenix and...a phoenix?

holy fuck she knows

>>28781211
I've never been subscribed to her in my life.

>>28781210
that's a cute hat on her

>>28781219
>>28781083

>>28781165
the face of a childhood friend who will come over to your house, excuse herself to the bathroom, then go through your clothes hamper to huff your worn boxer-briefs

>>28781199

>>28781145
Run for the fucking hills, now. Once she has enraptured your soul, there is no coming back.

>>28780864
Super Hyper Ultra Ultimate Deluxe Perfect Amazing Shining God 東方不敗 Master Ginga Victory Strong Cute Beautiful Galaxy Baby 無限 無敵 無双 Nenechi

>>28781165

>>28781234
>>28781233
Alright, thanks friends!

>>28781211
no because i'm not subbed

>>28781208
They are the window to the soul

>>28781107
Mori's already broken something in her new place, and tried to fix it with duct tape, which made it worse.
>>28781161
That's not a mild narrative, that's a sad narrative.

>>28781239
polka will be reborn into hololive en gen 1.5

Deadbeats, when did you fall in love with this dork? Do you remember the exact moment?

>>28780733
>>People still think couple anituber retards mimicking Mori's tweet means that they filmed a collab.
>How long time has to pass before they realise the anitubers were just being trendsurfing faggots?
People like you still don't do their archive reps.

>>28781211
to be honest I am not subscribed to her, not because I hate her but because I don't care

>>28781231
I'm surprised she doesn't just copy her homework from school and give it to the JP girls

>>28781165

Holy shit FBK really is an elite gamer

>>28781221
She just sung happy birthday.. with some effects filter...? It was really cute

>>28781239
there is an okayu and pekora clip talking about polka being a phoenix that existed months before anyone knew of kiara, and kiara herself talked about that clip before. it's honestly the first thing i expected a polkiara collab to address

>>28781227
god can you imagine

>>28781211
Imagine being this fragile and dropping your favorite because she does a collab with someone.

>>28781271
the painful attempt to open a beer bottle had me dying of laughter

>>28781165

>>28781271
Probably shortly around her first membership streams.
t.tier 3 deadbeat simp

>Ame is playing at 720p
>the game looks jaggy as shit
>it looks fine to her
Isn't she supposed to be tech-savvy?

>>28781075
Where is that from?

>>28781271
I haven't
shes my bro and that's the end of it

>>28781152

I'M LISTENING TO PODCAST'S RIGHT NOW BUT ITS TOO LONG. I WANT TO VET IT FIRST IF IT CONTAINS ANY BIG YAB. NOT SURE IF I SHOULD SHARE IT.

>>28781290
Hot

>>28781107
Ame is beginning to hate minecraft

>>28781239
anon, you gotta stop consuming these narratives

>>28781143
FUCK

>>28781290
I wonder which Holo would enjoy this gory as fuck show?

>>28781165

>>28781280
She did so with Marine ;^}

>>28781286
Your posts remind me of back when I first got into Holos and watching a Rushia clip for the first time, somehow she instantly became one of my favorites. It was weird how fast I liked her but I never really caught too many of her streams and the infatuation wore off rather quickly. But then I hear about how she's got all these paypigs and how popular she is. It's just a funny thought that maybe she really does have some kind of magic.

>friend doesnt react at all when ghost try and spook her

>>28781305
Her PC is mediocre and her internet is dogshit.

>>28781320
based h4xorbro

>>28781339
My friendwife is very brave!

>>28781305
According to steam, something like 25% of its users still use 720p.

>>28780520
Why isn't the protein game on her channel anymore?

>>28781161
This is likely true. There's no way she's a virgin but she is undoubtable very inexperienced.

>>28781271
The autism from the first track stream made me fall so hard, that i made a greentext and coupon based on it.

>>28781343
he's here

>Polka x Kiara collab
>less than 1k waiting
I getting concerned now.

>>28781343
joseph actually earning his e-fame for once

>>28781145
Personally I prefer FBK, rushia screams too much, funny arknights fox brings me a slight grin and I don't want any more emotion than that.

>>28781320
Just flip a coin.

>>28781343
we should stop giving him attention now that it's leaked but that's actually pretty good

>A Way Out is on sale on Steam right now
Narratives?

>>28781343
Unironically based.

>>28781372
bro......

>>28781343
What is the narrative here?

haachama is streaming support hololive en gen 0!

>>28781372
what a sad existence I am

>>28781343
who's lyger and why does he keep getting posted here

>>28781271
I honestly can't tell. I have to pull back every time because that's not a way to live.

>>28781343
Context?

>>28781343
Holy fucking based

>>28781305
Most people dont have the monthly bandwidth to support sustained 1080p stream reliably. She could also be just down sizing the stream before it gets sent out and it's 1080p on her visual end.

>>28781339
Seems like she's more invested in the ghost hunting aspect of the game rather than the scares now.

>>28781372
anon your cleaning reps....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNzB-WcrLBw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNzB-WcrLBw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNzB-WcrLBw
Posting to let my fellow Teachads know we're going to have a members-only listenalong soon and also to let Amelia know that this shit is on unlisted (Just in case SHE'S HERE)

>>28781376
Did you think the big numbers on her collabs were anything more than hype? The novelty is going to wear off pretty quick since she keeps trying to pump them out so fast.

>>28781358
current narrative is the Taiwan flag that popped up
https://files.catbox.moe/pkt8ky.mp4

>>28781343
This is not related to hololive global and it's trolling and off-topic. Well meido, will you do your job?

>>28781271
The Live Again song release party was the start, the live concert removed all exits, and the close-ups during the second track-making stream were the killing blow. Mori wore down all my defenses over a prolonged period of time. I just really like earnest girls, y'know? Girls who try their hardest and yeah, sometimes things don't work out how they planned, but they're giving it their best shot to make it work and that speaks to me.

>>28781343
holy based
calling out his bullshit lmao

>>28781392
Festivals white knight.

>>28781358
T**wan flag on the leaderboard

>>28781343
This sounds based but what’s the context

>>28781184
Does she even do interesting stuff?

>>28781343
>unitybro only wants the positivity and educated people in politics
based

>>28781385
gura is another sseth alter ego

>>28781376
Its not showing up in the subscriptions.

>>28781338
She knows how to read supas with a genuine passion and gives attention to them. It’s definitely a skill too like, even if it’s fake it feels really good to be acknowledged by a streamer like this.
I’d say people shit a lot on mori for doing this too but it really works. I think out of every holo EN mori and Kiara give the most attention to their chat, it helps their the less popular ones too i guess. Plus her cutesy voice help a lot too obviously

>>28781239
What the fuck is going on in Kiara's pre-stream chats? Do these people have nothing better to do? They're giving me the creeps

You can delete 1 Holo from existence, who do you pick?

>>28781271
Felt the infatuation during debut but I fell pretty hard around her second video when I realized the dorkiness was real.