/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>34889593
I thought she had the 2nd ugliest Holo design (1st is Coco) on debut, but now she makes my dick leak like a faucet. I bet she's one of the best fucks at Cover.

>>34410361
always and forever right anon?

Polka sporadically has tier 2 and 3 memberships for people to choose. However, these options quickly disappear, leaving only a handful of people choosing these membership options each time. If you do choose the tier 2 or 3 memberships, Polka personally starts a conversation with you. For those who are not of the strongest minds, they eventually end up buying a ticket to Japan to meet Polka in person. Things may seem fine at first and you may even think the conversation is good enough for you to ask Polka out, but this is when things go south. According to eye witnesses, people who talk with Polka for more than a few minutes eventually falls into a daze and mindlessly follows Polka back home. Some of these eye witnesses tried to intervene, but apparently, the victim aggressively rejects any help and clings onto Polka even more. According to Nene herself in a membership stream, we can assume that the people Polka lured ends up in restrained in some sort of room containing other victims. Nene was apparently locked in a sprawling dungeon with others according to her descriptions, but her stuttering and murmuring makes it hard to be any more clear. One of the descriptions that Nene clearly emphasized was the overwhelming, intolerable stench in Polka's dungeon. The Polka that Nene also met at this point became, as she described it, "SUPER ULTRA HYPER DELUXE GALAXY DERANGED." Nene lost her cohesion shortly after, incoherently wailing about what happened to her while she was in that dungeon. As for what Nene said, I'd rather not say, as some of the stuff seems a little to much for even 4chan of all places. I'll just say that Polka becomes really, really sadistic in that dungeon of hers. Weirdly enough, Nene acted normally after this membership stream. A little too normally, in fact. As for what happens to the victims after this, we don't know the exact details. We know Nene seemed to be a little too fine after this encounter, but it seems that most people have it worse off. Japanese broadcasters have reported people with missing body parts and multiple lacerations running naked across Japan as if they were escaping from something. I'm going to say that these events were connected with Polka as one broadcaster also showed what seemed to be a person with "animal ears in a clown costume" running to the escapee in one instance. Japanese policemen recovering these people have observed how they consistently did not have the ability to speak either due to mental instability or their vocal cords being physically ripped out. A majority of these people also perish shortly after being recovered, and autopsies seem to be fruitless in determining specifically how they obtained the conditions to cause their demise. Most reports just end determining their demise from their conditions as of being rescued. For the very few that live, medical experts noted that their remaining body parts recover fine despite their horrid conditions. Eventually though, they leave the hospital without anyone noticing. As for where they leave to, eyewitness reports indicated dazed hospital patients all converging to a general direction, but the exact location isn't known yet as they disappear after some time. So, take this story as caution. Whatever you do, do not take Polka's tier 2 and 3 memberships when they become available, and DO NOT INTERACT WITH POLKA IF YOU DO BECOME OF HER TIER 2 OR 3 MEMBERS.

>>32446575
Thank you Polka! I could eat your cold fish, parsnips, and lime syrup every day!

Just a reminder that every Polka membership is personalized.

I LOVE POLKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>31531765
Pretty sure it's Polka since she's the only one without 3D. Also, she was a /lit/ representative of gen 5 before janny.

How can I get a T2 Polka membership? Asking for a friend.

Watching Polka gives me weird feelings!

>>31457444
God I can't wait

I love Polka.

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>>31305839
>people want her to stop
But kinda crazy yandere menheras are the best... it's nice to know a girl really desires you and they give you that feeling more than any other

i finally saw THOSE images of Polka and I'd denfinitely hit that. Polka's sweaty ass bouncing while fucking her in doggystyle.

>Living with Polka
>Coming home from a long day at work
>Being hugged tightly the moment you walk through the door
>Listening to her tell you about her latest stream while she rubs her cheek against yours
>Giving her a quick kiss before sweeping her up into your arms
>Carrying her into the kitchen so the two of you can make dinner together

I want Polka to cuckold me. I want Polka to stare me in the eyes as she gets pounded from behind. I want her to kiss me as she gets obliterated by a dick just large enough compared to mine for her to notice the difference inside her.

>>31241468
Good... become more dependent on us, Polka. Become completely crazy and yandere, cling to us forever.

I really, really love my clown wife!

I love Polka

God I hate rrats

>>30097539