/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>21965565
What did my image jinxed last thread? i expected it live for another day considering they usually reach 1000+ posts

Ancient evil awakens in egypt,your turn atheists

Would you?

How can other elementals even compete?

>>21965575
My wives will take care of her.

>>21965578
By being a superior kraken

>>21965604
Is that an graduated sea bishop? or a teacher

I really like the idea of spending the entire day cuddled up with a few dormice, lazily making out with one that's half asleep, another lazily licking my dick, and the other one grinding her body against my back.

>anons who loves vampires

So From MGR apparently this chick is a rival of Mimil, Member of the Black Goat Sabbath and is called Parshe.

>>21965699
Does she looks like Parsee?

>>21965699
forgot image.

>>21965615
Probably a student.

>>21965578
>>21965604
It's nice to see water girls get some official love from KC. I feel like the fanbase tends to overlook them because mermaids are entry level tier or something but I really like them. Bonus points if they have a human leg/foot fetish

>>21965668

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

Vampire boobies.

>>21965798
Vampire boobies that turn pink after she feeds!

>>21965798
That's a big vampire.

>>21965818
Maybe anon is just a super manlet.

>>21965798
Big vampire boobs producing lots of milk to keep your blood nice and tasty.

>>21965798
>>21965828
I'm just gonna say it. Vampires are shit!

>>21965578
Why do I feel like screaming "I need an adult?"

>>21965795
Go back.

>>21965839
Because you enjoy pretending to be a little boy?

>>21965839
She is an adult

>>21965843
>Replying to pasta

>>21965843
>responding
He's gonna keep doing it until either a girl notices and gives him a pity fuck or he runs out of hope and hangs himself.

We need more big fox tiddies

>>21965795
Really? Do go on.
>social anxiety
Do you mean "soshul angziety"? Because that is how you spell it. Why don't you try?

>>21965858

>>21965858
Only if they're attached to old foxes

>>21965864
I want to impregnate her will all my seed

>>21965864
I want an old fox to set me up with her granddaughter!

>>21965867
What will you do afterwards?

>>21965864
>ywn have sex with a fox that thought she would never get dick due to being so old.
>she will never dig her nails into your back as get rid of her 900 year old virginity.
>ywn have her whisper how much she loves you after dumping all your seed into her womb.

>>21965874
Cuddle with her all the night on a roof where we can watch the sky

>>21965880
That's a patrician tier choice. Very romantic. To be honest, I was hoping to snag the bot and destroy its grammar and spelling, but this is cool too. Watching the stars with foxes is arguably better.

>>21965858
Where's the full version of this fox?

>>21965855
That is unlikely to be a human imo. Is 4chan gonna fuck up a chatbot? We can only hope and dream.

>>21965858
ARA IS A SLUT!

>>21965604
But that's a real kraken?

>>21965913
B-but Captcha is supposed to keep out bots.

>>21965798
>>21965828
I want the vampires to rule over me!

>>21965785
To me it feels like they're even outshone by other races in the book which is supposed to be about the sea. Thunderbirds seem to have gotten the best reception with the new designs and personally I'm much more interested in the gremlin rave parties and such.

Nereid strip clubs did get a lot of attention though.

Are monster girls nicer than real girls?

>>21965938
I meant by being a superior species,such as the kraken

my mistake

>>21965948
I want the dhampirs to rule over me!

>>21965961
Is that even a question?

>>21965948
agree with you. I want a Vampire mistress so bad!

>>21965961
Very much so.

>>21965961
All the monster part is on the outside enough that the inside is like a nice squishy horny marshmallow aka Marshmallow Girls.

>>21965961
That's a bigger part of the fantasy than even the exoticism

>>21965978
Marshmallow girls?

>>21965965
Dhampir Revolutionary Republic

>>21965971
United Vampire Kingdoms

>>21965960
What the book really needed was best fish.

>>21965960
Haven't been keeping up with all the details so you may be right. I still like the art, though. Especially the pirate Merrow that was posted the other day.
>Ywn have a pirate fish grope your ass to "plunder your booty"

>>21965960
>New Thunderbird design.
I mean they just got gloriously big honkers. While that's great i dont think you can count that as a redesign.

Teenage Kappa Ninja Girls versus a Ochimusha Warlord who calls herself "The Shredder"

Who wins or who do you root for?

>>21966014
I'd let her plunder me every day.

>>21965939
Automatons pass the Turing test. Those aren't the bots we want to keep out. Also, there are "human captcha solving farms" that work to allow chatbots/ML-systems to bypass the normal limits of their advance. It's probably as depressing as it sounds.
>>21965961
>pic
Good thing I'm generally well liked by the fairer sex.
>monstergirls
Mamono niceness is greater than or equal to human women's depending on the girls in your area and the species in question. There are a few sadist species, but all are nicer than human sadists. So yeah, a human woman might be nicer than a sadistic mamono. Otoh, the appeal goes into areas beyond only niceness. Sadistic mamono beat human women in several areas even with the above factored in. Others can chip in if this evolves into a conversation, I've gotta go. See ya.

>>21965604
Are these supposed to be a one of a kind MG or important characters for the worldbuilding?

>>21966037
This is what I'm talking about. I'd be perfectly happy just to be her man, but for maximum pirate theming, we need a smartass parrot harpy who hangs out with us and has an affinity for crackers. (And my dick.)

Fairies in swimsuits.

>>21966064
Does she actually swim? What do the wings do underwater? I confus.

>>21965960
That nereid has hips to die for.

>Vamp mosquito and mouse chan compete for who can have the most daugherus in a year

>>21966078
>the only winner is anon's penis

>>21965961
Monster girls only act nicer so they can take your semen. It isn't any different from how real women will act nice to you so they can take all your money.

>>21966055
They're the rulers of the islands mentioned in the side world guide.
They're just notable individuals of their species, really.

>>21966055
They're all members of existing species.

there should be a city in MGE world where there's a zombie apocalypse contained in that city and it lasts forever. i'd go there and have my clothes ripped off and get raped by gangs of zombies in an alley with "blood" sprayed on the walls and sirens blaring and rabid zombie kobolds barking and raping men on the streets

>>21966064
I want to be swarmed by a bunch of fairies with tits like the ones in your image!

Man, this bait isn't even fresh.

>>21966033
The ochimusha, obviously.
As long as she can remove her freaky skeleton hand at home.

>>21966103
>lolicons think this is flat
Oh I’m laughing.

>>21966111
tfw I also kinda dislike the ochi skeleton arm, at least in some artwork

do monsters have enough maternal instincts to adopt human children?

>>21966033
>>21966111
>>21966120

>Ochimushas are actually disgraced and Dishonored samurai who've fled from the battlefield instead of dying fighting or commiting sepuku
>In other words, cowards who retreat

What shitty girls. Shamfur dispray! Dishonor to Famiry Name!!!

The best elemental.

What would you build with a gremlin waifu?

>>21966140
A doomsday device that involves creating a quantum singularity centralized entirely within the radius of a large city powered by a massive, citizenship-wide and simultaneous orgasm.

>>21966112
That's JC at best.

>>21966097
So,like their bosses or pinnacle of their species,sounds neat

can someone explain the appeal of manticores to me? they sound like insufferable cunts

>>21966139
Not even close.

>>21966134
Plenty of time to redeem themselves in undeath. Even if I dislike the permanent(?) skeleton arm it doesn't mean I think they are shitty girls. In my headcanon they get full on skeletal samurai armor(+ their skeleton arm) when in combat mode. For that rule of cool.

>>21966152
Purify via dick,and fail

>>21966152
>tail pussy
>aggressive partner
>really strong aphrodisiacs

>>21966152
They're for masochists.

>>21966152
Fearboner
Femdom
Fluffy hugs until sleep after sex
Tailpussy
aphrodisiac
Wings

>>21966152
MOFU HORDE

>>21966152
They can become whatever you want them to be.

>>21966184
>The hordes of the Manticore Khanate about to invade your kingdom
fearboner intensifies

>>21966152
The rarity of their genuine feelings behind their usual dominance makes it all that much sweeter.

>>21966147
What?

>>21966139
dorome? but they're full of mud

>>21966130
Yes.
>Q:What would monster girl do if she find human orphan?
>A:She will try to protect him or her, or even try to become mother. MGs will not pounce upon those who are wounded or weaken, and children who are too young to have sex. However, when the boy grows enough, they may marry continuously. And some species of MGs may try to monsterize the girl.

>>21966214
Succ Knight is so cool!

>>21966152

>>21966224
Manticores have the cutest babies!

Wonderland Pastimes #437: A day at the beach!
One of the rare occasions where you can see the most extravagant and covering fashion in all of Wonderland, as girls across the beach partake in the tradition of ‘un-nude beach’. See JubJubs in full suits and lavish hats! See Jabberwocks in extra scarves and bundles! See Cheshires with completely covered derrières! But most of all, see and experience the fun of when your dearest dips even a single toe in the ocean water, which is one of the most concentrated mamano-mana contaminated things in all of Wonderland, to see how long she can last before ripping all of her clothes off and tackling you into the shallow end for amazing orgasmic sex! The record time of holding out is 4.33 seconds!

>>21966242
Only behind echidnas!

>>21966152
Pretty simple, really.

>>21966214
>and children who are too young to have sex
Basically as soon as he can get hard they fuck

>>21966214
when i get reincarnated after i die and i become homeless, i hope i get taken in and raised by werewolves so my fifth onee-san can help score a date with a were-sheep working at the barn nearby by kidnapping her

>>21966245
>echidnas
That's cheating.

>>21966152
Every girl that would love me unconditionally is a massive appeal to me

>>21966257
help me score a date*

>>21966252
>only one extra pussy
Bitch please.

>>21966214
huh I always thoughts it would have been something like this
http://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1567035211608.webm

>>21966266
Look man, I can't get off on tentacle girls all that much anymore. As much as I love the fantasy of not knowing where the tentacles end and my body begins, I have a special place in my heart for probably the most /d/ kink I have.

A Manticore tail pussy enveloping my head like the giant Carnictis worm from Skull Island, surrounding me with that wet, musky fuck-hole while my senses are turned to 11 to stimulation and she messes with me.

>>21966257
>he thinks they're going to let him out of their sight
>or trust any other girl with him

>>21966276
Gonna impregnate every member of that busty wolf pack....Because its only going to get lewder from there.

>>21966252
I love the idea of watch visible globs of cum being pumped from my cock by her tail.

>>21966279
>Quote from The Prince of the Puppy Pile

>>21966206
And?

>>21966261
She looks extremely comfy,also its not cheating! its a perk!

>>21966286
>prince
Bitch I'm going for KING.
Those wolfus better be ready to feed the kids.

>>21966280
Let me guess,doesnt matter if i win or lose right? she will scream in joy either way and pin me down

>>21966280
She must throw temper tantrums when she plays. That controller in her right hand is warped / bent.

>>21966274
>>21966284
Exquisite taste anons! Tail pussy should be used to its most extreme and wettest excess.

Please stop upgrading the foxes, they're getting seriously out of hand.

>>21966314
NEVER
Capacity, quality, AND production must be increased!

>>21966314
Get yourself bigger hands then

Big titty Yeti wife coming for hugs
https://i.imgur.com/Z6TkaIW.png

F@ R@

>>21966336
We need fatter rats.
The fattest of rats.

>>21966274
Fuck off faggot

>>21966332
>heart pupils too
What a lovely Yeti. Did you commission this?

>>21966336
I want to give that rat all the babies. i want to impregnate her with our own F@ R@ colony.

>>21966344
I got that one from Ace8ear, I recommend him and 8owties who did the sleepy Cuddle Me Yeti

>Go on a trip on a Yacht
>Ship is wrecked in a storm
>Wind up on a tropical island
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono is the one who finds you

So how will your stay be? Will you try and leave or will you stay

Re-roll if it is a non MG page

>>21966359
>Cheshire cat
I'm leaving but she and any kittens we have are coming with.

>>21966359
>Soldier Beetle
If she's here, there's gotta be a colony of them.

>>21966332
Big fat waifu titties are always great. Cute wife!

>>21966359
>Kunoichi
I’m going to leave the island but if she’s ok with helping me build a harem she can come with me

>>21966314

Snek butt.

>>21966359
>alp
Stays is going to be an eventful one with tons of sex and bully. Might slap her face with my cock to tease her. Eventually though she is going to turn into a 11/10 and start bullying my dick with her womb as she muffles my face with her gigantic tits.
>stay or go
I would stay. Probably create a big family and make the island a tourist paradise with my succ daughters as the workers.

>>21966358
You have good taste in artists yetifag, cute wife too!

>>21966359
>Hakutaku
Well that must be good

Does gazer fag have a switch? Or is its inclusion in seemingly so many images just a coincidence?

Big succ.

>>21966359
>hellhound
i'm getting the fuck outta there. if any anons are with me, they can have her

Would you brag about your waifu to everybody? Would she brag about you?

>>21966434
Yes! In fact I already do!
Yes! In fact I’m sure that she would!

>>21966418
MGE aside, Hroz's girls are my second favorite after Regura's.

>>21966418
I like to think you can have sabbath aligned summoning circles to automatically convert any summons into a more sabbath approved form.
Mainly to get myself a begruding hellhound.

>Saturday morning cartoon
>team of MGs (and a token human boy) fight against mad scientist demon who tries to take over the world
>the villainess is kind of a doofus with a husband who serves as comic relief and is just a normal guy who doesn't care about conquering the world, he just goes along with those crazy plans because his wife is so passionate about it and he loves her
>in one episodes she makes a mind altering device to make her husband more evil so he can help her with her plans, but it makes him too evil and way more adept at villainy than her, forcing her to team up with heroes to turn him back to normal
>the episode contains scene considered the most depressing in the entire show by the fandom, in which "evilfied" husband calls her a talentless piece of trash before kicking her out of her own house

>>21966434
no
i hope not

>>21966434
Yes and yes.

I want to go swimming in a volcano with my Hellhound family!

>>21966434
Of course to both. Well we would only be doing to try and restrain ourselves from ravaging each other or to keep us busy during a challenge.

>>21966359
>roll Mimic
>we will go everywhere
>lock your doors
>it will not help at all
Guess who's got a travel agent? We're going to nope right the fuck off this Gilligan sandhole and into somewhere with cucumber sandwiches, canes with gold knobs, and fancy hookers. Er we will just stick to cucumber sandwiches and canes for now. Bitch, get me some sandwiches and canes! Yeah, now fire up the teleport magic or whatever. You need what to operate it? How does magic function by using pants? That doesn't make any sen--

>>21966450
Begrudging, even.

>>21966434
I'd compliment the stuff they'd do or how Jinko's getting new gains.
As for them? Cheshy would be vocal on stream, Jinko would probably be the quite one that says little things in office.

>>21966407
Some high quality gazer content.
>>21966417
I seem to recall him liking games in general and a switch is easier to fit into different types of art due to the handheld nature of it.

What’s the best girl for someone with a HUGE muscle fetish?

>>21966481
JInko, oni, minotaur.

Vampires.

>>21966484
>>21966481
This. Jinko if you want a girl with good yet realistic muscles that is peak performance at using them. Minotaur if you want a girl with unrealistically huge beefy muscles, but is largely lazy for most of the time. Oni if you want a massive, towering, more than likely strongfat fantasy girl who will fuck you through the bedframe, floor, and a foot into the ground underneath in a drunken lust.

>>21966481
KC's Amazons but made by someone who can into muscle.

what's the fastest way to piss off a monster girl of a certain species?

>>21966434
I wouldn’t brag about her often just cause it’s not in my nature, but my daughters would definitely brag about me!

>>21966516
Calling them hags, cakes or virgins always works, any species

>>21966332
She would be nice to hug.

>>21966410
>the raft made of coconuts and driftwood was appropriate
>the motor made of the same and running on coconut oil was impressive
>she insisted on making the projector and slideshow before leaving the island
>the nude photography was exquisite
Lucky bastard.
>>21966516
>Hakutaku
Improper disposal of gum, she expects you to swallow too. Fair is fair, as they say.

>>21966524
>a demon promises you eternal pleasure if you sign her contract
>you say that since she's a virgin, she can't promise that, as she doesn't know what pleasure feels like
>she gets flustered, then angry, then starts to cry
better do something quick before her friends show up

Fuck ghosts.

>>21966547
She's not that good of a witch if she died.

>>21966524
What would happen if i were to call a dark mage a oldhag virgin?

>>21966547
i accept your quest, ghost wizard!

>>21966516
There was a list somewhere on this subject. Ah here it is.
Manticore
>Fearlessness
Hellhound
>Submissiveness
Kobold
>Huh. What does "KDF" mean?

>>21966516
call her a bitch

>>21966569
>implying KDF and his wouldn't be looked up to by Kobolds everywhere for their dedication to each other

>>21966547
not to be racist but i prefer the ones that crawl out of the TV to get me

>>21966434
i'm too embarrassed to talk about my waifu in this thread. but at least she brags about her being lucky and happy to have an artist for a hubby

>>21966516
Call any powerful/affluent MG smalltime.
>Lilim introduces herself as a daughter of the demon lord
>"The who?"

>>21966592
>implying that KDF never left the toilet seat up or ate the last treat

>>21966359
>Chimaera
Woo, I get a monster girl with multiple personality disorder!

>>21966601
man, i think i need to get her and the kids some wheelchairs so they can explore the world with me

>>21966600

>>21966634
Monstergirls don't need to use the toilet though.

>>21966434
Brag? No.
Proud? Yes.
Appreciative? Absolutely.
Arrogant? No.
Ungrateful? Hell no.
Simpering / fawning / wimpy little bitch? Hell no.

>>21966639
Our mermaids have no need for wheelchairs.

>>21966626
Bonus points if you keep 'accidentally calling her by her more popular sister's name.

>>21966359
>familiar
boooooring. i think i'll leave unless there's a mexican fiesta behind the forest and there's platters of mamono-drug-infused brownies or something as well as a wet t-shirt contest

>>21966566
She would be like
Oh man that's harsh brah

>>21966662
If you can even pronounce it right.

>>21966650
Er. It is the principle of the thing?

>>21966661
that looks uncomfortable. it's like walking on your knees all the time

>>21966669
Fucking genius, man. We will build a statue to commemorate your pelvis.

>>21966359
>Mershark
Oh that's good, she can swim out for help.

I'd like to see kc take on dinos

>>21966661
I thought KC said they can grow legs with magic? Pic related just looks lazy, like she's floating in the air.

>>21966688
>is actually dumb and instead gets a depressed whale to kill itself so she can use it's carcass to feed you rather than find a boat to carry you back to your homeland

>>21966691
getting chased by a bird-screeching feathered t-rex!

>>21966693
>like she's floating in the air
man, that sounds like some mmorpg shit

>>21966691
Isn't that technically what dragons are?

>>21966716
no, they need to look partially like cave women and have ooga-booga behavior

>>21966693
They can do all that actually.
>There are various ways like using the spells of human-transformation, crawling by their tail like Lamia, hovering in the air with their mana(still they cant fly so freely).

>>21966601
Sauce?

>>21966732
>still they cant fly so freely
oh good, i don't have to worry about mersharks flying around the city or some shit

>>21966723
>ooga-booga behavior
Not him. Does it count if she has car insurance?

>>21966737
https://exhentai.org/g/1471227/2a1b5ec1be/

>>21966716
Technically, but by that logic bird girls are more valid. MGs based on specific dinosaur species are the thing, I'd personally like to see an ankylosaurus girl.

>>21966752
>that typesetting
Come on, I could do better..

>>21966743
no, because it's too easy

>>21966787
Aaayyy.

>>21966752
i like it. he's having sex with that mermaid while both of them are half way in the water so it's awesome.

>>21966740
that would be hilarious, imagine a twister full of sharks sucking up all the hordes of men

>>21966261
I really want to laze around with this snake and giver her some random babies

>>21966800
>having sex in water
>not having sex WITH water

>>21966823
anon that's a vodka elemental

Jungle elves are pretty underrated desu

>>21966823
Every stick your dick next to a water jet for a pool filter? You can feel it thorough the swim trunks so it doesn't even have to whip it out.

Big tiddy minotaur>Big tiddy holstaur

>>21966840
>so it doesn't even
do you don't even

Damnit

>>21966835
not to be racist like >>21966600
but wouldn't that make them dark elves

>>21966543
What are her friends gonna do? They're probably all virgins too.

>>21966847
but holstaurs are nicer and less violent.
minotaurs are mean and they make you go through mazes

>>21966809
Yes

>>21966829
>made of vodka
Not him. I find that hard to believe, she looks like she has good taste. Y'know because vodka doesn't have any.

>>21966883
you can tell she's a vodka undine because she's speaking kiki

>>21966543
damn has this bitch never touched a dildo once in her life. early days of sex will suck until you get use to it

>>21966868
>minotaurs are mean and they make you go through mazes
>Mino bully drags you to the bathroom and strips off your pants
>Hands you a incredibly complicated maze and a pen
>Says if you can solve it before you cum she'll let you go
>If not she'll spend the rest of the day raping you
Would you even bother trying to solve the maze anons?

>>21966854
Not necessarily. Dark elves are meant to be hypersexual and make that their image. Jungle elves just elves that live a more primal lifestyle. They aren't doms just for the sake of being a dom, their instincts make them hypersexual because they have to get things done in order to find a mate and start a family since they tend to be secluded.

>>21966840
stick your dick in a mattress air pump machine and turn it on to know what it feels like to fuck a sylph

>>21966904
i would scream for help. minotaur is extra crazy and must be stopped at all costs

>>21966919
Why is she T-posing?

>>21966909
i was trying to make a racist joke about black people but i think it was poorly done

>>21966912
How do I simulate fucking an ignis?

>>21966927
she's being developed as a major boss character for the upcoming MGE video game by ArcSys and Atlus!

>Chinkboat Lane has a tanuki now

>>21966904
>loses to maze she stole from Chuck E Cheese after they kicked her out for eating random pizzas and half of a mascot outfit
Solve it and spend the rest of the day making her eat pizza. Off of your cock.

>>21966934
turn on your toaster oven to 450 degrees but put a mitten, you plan on throwing away cuz it'll burn to a crisp, on top of it. a couple minutes after the toaster oven finishes pre-heating, take the mitten off of it and jerk your dick off with it. the immense heat will resemble the pussy of a volcanic region monster. lubrication of any kind helps too so you don't chafe yourself from the mitten jerking you off too much

>>21966941
man, and i thought 2hu having a ushi-oni, a chink ryu, and a centaur-less Pegasus was enough

>>21966949
>pizza on my cock
i'd rather not get inflicted with burns from a hot melty slice

>>21966932
Not him. Yeah you suck at racism. You should quit and get back to licking Dark Elf asses. I hope your tongue is more dexterous than your brain.

>>21966934
Electric Blanket. Don't burn yourself like an idiot. Just turn it on to about the halfway point so you're nice and toasty, but not sweating.

Then sit down and read a comfy book or just think about Igniz

>>21966961
And a gnome?

>>21966986
if i'm misogynist, will i get a bunch of demons femdoming me until i start respecting women and their needs too?

>monster girls
>wanting racists or misogynists
They don't want scumbags, anon.

>>21966992
this is gonna be really dirty as fuck but get a flashlight and fill it with dirt or earth

>>21966998
Nah, they'll rape you senslese regardless of your silly beliefs

>>21966984
Mambabahamamama mano will take care of the details. If you're gonna out-rape a Mino you better turn that cheesy goodness to your advantage. Or would you rather arm wrestle her for it?

>Minotaurs being a threat
Just pop one of her nipples into your mouth and suck, dummies.

>>21967007
sounds like the kind that would publicly humiliate hateful shitstains to teach them a lesson or two

>>21967028
What's the taste difference between mino milk and holstaur milk?

>>21967004
This. No point on racism because DE would fix blacks and such.

>>21967011
i read that first part as "alabama mamono mana"

What is the most depraved MG species and why is it unicorn?

>>21966998
they would probably gather up Feminists and Misogynists. Then lock them up in a room and force monsterize the feminist and have them sex the misogynists.

>>21967040
holstaur milk is creamy and minotaur milk is strong.

>>21967040
Holst milk is a sweet treat that's incredibly easy on the throat, perfect for a sick husband to nurse from his Holst wife when he's too sick to leave his bed. Minotaur milk kind of like a chocolate protein shake and full of nutrients for a husband that wants to grow stronger.

>>21967004
Monstergirls aren't complete idiots like 3dpd women.

>>21967067
You're right, they aren't. That's why they would have no patience for a bigot's bullshit. At least with a female bigot they can be fixed with mamono mana.

Touch the snake.

>>21967093
I don't like snakes.

>>21966359
>Succubus
We better get to work fucking so we can live off of each other’s mana

>>21967092
Not him. Edgy teenagers aren't worth the effort, in more ways than one.

>>21966343
Someone's grumpy today

>>21967104
Exactly, don't know why anons think monster girls would want anything to do with people like that.

>>21967092
>bigots bigots bigots
Leddit or tumblr, which one did you came from?

>>21967093
i'll touch the snake when i get a tsundere medusa to bully

>>21967092
You're being sarcastic, right anon. Right?

>>21967121
Hell if I know.
>>21967122
Not him. If you want to bitch about that sort of thing, there are a million other places to do it. Pulling out tired old memes won't change that. Where are YOU from?

>>21967092
What if their bigotry comes from ignorance instead of genuine hatred?

>>21966104
No way Fag!

>>21966401
>Anon and an Alp on an island
You could feel the sexual tension from leagues away. How many days would she last before breaking down?

you ever just want to have sex with an exotic girl and be taken away by her to a secluded area for ferocious baby making

>>21967151
>How many days would she last before breaking down?
She'd be a trooper up until she catches anon masturbating.

Fuck flowers.

>>21967141
Not him. What if someones theft has motivation A instead of B behind it? What if no one is paying me to babysit? Etc. They're clearly trying to probe for divisive reactions. Which is pretty sad, all things considered. Notice all of the contentious posts they keep referencing/making? Is that going anywhere good? All of this is common sense and obvious.

>>21967141
They'd be saved. Hateful men don't even deserve the "safety" of Order towns.

>>21967092
>>21967139
The fuck?

>>21967151
Depends on what you consider breaking. When i give her the order to get naked and kneel while i slap my cock on her face or When she decides to take it into her mouth.

>>21966359
>aw man i could've sworn we were at Grape Island. wait....what do you mean there's no G on there?!

>>21967028
I'd probably go full deredere on her after that and give her a kiss on the cheek. If I do that, do I have to suck the other nipple?

>>21967189
Yes, but only after a kiss on the lips.

>>21967157
If you wanna see her break why would you hide your masturbation. You gotta be open. Maybe even let the cum stay on your hand. Drive her insane with lust so her breaking is that much more enjoyable.

Kumihos

>>21967198
Fuck off you nigger.

>>21966461
Is this a reference?

>>21967198
Nip foxes > gook foxes.

>>21967195
Because it's more fun to take a passive role while the alp submits to her baser instincts all on her own. That's why you just treat her like a regular guy friend when you both wash up on the island and keep how you feel about her cute eyes, full lips and huge ass hidden away until she discovers those feelings on her own.

Forget itty bitty kitties, we've got the BIG cats.
https://i.imgur.com/uo6kdXb.png

>>21967222
Nip foxes are lame

Smooth snake.

>>21967228
Bigness is bestness, it’s true!
Paizuri should be performed with ponderous pillows, and nothing a pittance more petite!

>>21967227
That does sound good and the more I remember the more i am pretty sure alps get bigger tits and become more feminine when they accept it.

>>21967222
Damn right.

Got a new wife animation recently
http://twitter.com/flavoursarthole/status/1166538899079847936

>>21967241
You're lame.

>Anons are unitonically discussing Alps.
This thread is dead.

>>21967285
It's like you have a set tine you say this now too, god anon please stop torturing yourself.

>>21967285
Yes, let's discuss them itonically to bring back the thread back to life shall we?

>>21967252
>Alp decides to peak on Anon one night for "medical" reasons while he sleeps
>Next day Alp's body starts adapting to better handle Anon's "equipment" between his legs
The amount of sexual frustration between the two will probably be enough to make everything in a twenty mile radius a demon realm. At least they'll have some new friends though.

>>21967294
You're a huge fucking fag, dude.

>>21967291
>>21967293
>Defending alps
Please fucking kill yourself.

>alpshit
Go back to /y/

>>21967285
That happens pretty often. Is it time for you to flip out about it yet? Aw I missed the first volley. Guess I'll wait for the next one.

>>21967198
Are best.

Reminder that Alpfaggots are fucking bugmen that get off on "converting" straight men into alps. Kill every single alpnigger on sight.

>>21966359
>Inari
Looks like I'm staying and going to enjoy it!

>>21967313
Fuck off guronigger.

Oh look, another autism meltdown time. How very delightful

I really want my big Wendi waifu to suplex me into the snow. It's to help me get use to the cold or something.

>>21967333
>t. caused it with your own shitposting
Leave.

>>21967301
Not him. Minus 5 points for not mentioning Siths. They must be mentioned in every reference to homosexuality. Are you new, dude?
>>21967319
Wow, never heard that one before. So getting all of the alps hitched, which would stop this unlikely problem, is bad because 5...4...3.....

I want trannies to leave.

>>21967323
Nah

I want to marry my daughteru!

>>21967349
>So getting all of the alps hitched
Are you just ignoring the fucking post? I'm talking about faggots that like alps have posted in these fucking threads about wanting to turn straight men into alps. How the fuck would that shit fix anything?

>>21967222

Friendly reminder that this is the end goal of all oppai loli lovers.

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=76513975

>>21967222
But kumihos are better at everything.

>>21967304
>made fun of autistic whining
>waaahhh stop defending what I don't like
I'm sure you're towering pinnacle of intelligence, anon, but did you ever consider the possibility that you're not very not liked in this thread? Just because some don't appreciate the constant autistic schreeching doesn't mean they are secret furry loving gays who are on campaign to ruin this thread, you know.

>>21967367
You’d finally get laid and calm down for one! You already are so well on your way by being a massive fag!

>>21967367
Geez, this has happened enough that it's running together a bit.
>straights into alps
Okay, that makes more sense than some past meltdowns. Point of fact, I didn't actually notice that. Was this some sort of pastebin bait or something? You're a bit bent out of shape, my man. Anyway, everyone knows that the countermeasure for Alping is wanting a monster. That even works for the gayest guy ever, that makes it something the potential Alpee has control over. I'm not busting a blood vessel over it. Anyone trying to claim they can force some one to Alp is spouting nonsense. Honestly, I've never had a problem with Alps. If it isn't my thing, no need to flip out. Otherwise, I'd yell at some of the loli stuff, which I never have.

>>21967406
>>21967405
Stay on /lgbt/ you fucking vermin.

>>21967411
>Was this some sort of pastebin bait or something?
No, some alp loving bugmen were circlejerking their "discussion" right here in these threads.

>>21967319
spotted the closet alp. let us all give him words of encouragement in his time of need
you can do it, alpanon!

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember the various classifications for being used as a daiki in bed.
Like, the Sabbath swarm or the cat tree.
Along with the "Big Snug" and Crab Grab

>>21967411
Well spoken and quite sensical, but in a good sense! Sadly, lack of sense, in a bad sense, seems to be what makes the most sense to most people here. Or at least the most senselessly vocal. Thankfully, loud voices lead to hoarse throats. Which reminds me, when are we getting a Noncensetaur?

>>21967411
>seriously considering every bullshit 'fuckoff guy' has spouted just so he can throw off tantrums
He'd just outright invent stuffs for his screeching, nothing more.

>>21967416
le epik trole friend, you're so cool!

>>21966516
Call them infertile if they insist that they aren't tell them to prove it.

>>21967419
What about Undeads and Vampires?

>>21967285
/mgt/ has been declared dead more times than the USS Enterprise in WW2.

>>21967448
Probably all by the same guy

>>21967419
Quite important to respect the regional nomenclature, it’s true! I’d believe I’d be referred to as the ‘hat rack’ in this instance. Though the hat upon which I am racking has a far more noticeable ‘rack’ than I could ever hope to provide!
That’s a bosom joke, you see. Sadly, the technology is just not there yet to develop hats for a woman’s rack. Unless you count pasties!

>>21967431
>Same kind of retard that thinks a common phrase like "fuck off" is only used by one guy is an alpfag
It all makes sense now. Figures why you only show your face when people are calling out shitposting nigger faggots.

>>21967451
It literally is, usually his next post is something about moving us to /trash/.

>>21967411
>alpfaggot
>hates loli
Typical

>>21967456
Nothing's stopping him from making his own thread in /trash/ for everyone to ignore while the rest of us stay here.

>>21967466
He's the buttblasted /jp/ native anon, he just want's us off here even though we've been here for years. Our very presence rips him apart inside.

>>21967445
Grasp of the Dead.

>>21967453
I don't think pasties count but you could always have a smaller hat she can sit in her cleavage for amusement if nothing else.

Awoo

>>21967453
>Hatterfag’s wife testing out some smaller top hats on top of her shelf-like breasts
I think I’m starting to learn why you’re so cheery, Hatterfag. There’s lewdness but also a lot of natural comedy living with a girl that’s the queen of nonsense.

>>21967454
No, 'fuck off' may be a common phrase but your clear autism is noticeable from miles away you shithead. Do you really think people don't notice you when you start to throw off your tantrums?

>>21967477
Really? how pathetic.

>>21967415
Oh. You probably mean the /monster/ guys who were trying to stir up crap. When they were pulling out all of the bigoted junk I didn't start flipping out. I just stated my logic calmly and then ignored them. You've really got to stop getting so worked up, man.
>>21967429
Don't you mean a Nonsequitur? They're much more likely, since they come out of nowhere. He really does need to be more *diplomatic* though ;)
>>21967431
Eh. Sometimes it isn't him just flipping out. I'm pretty sure things snowball in the guy's head. He's gone from sane to flip out and been consistently on topic before. But yeah, sometimes it is over nothing.
>>21967462
Face-plaming so hard right now, man. Want to get on me for painting miniatures or playing musical instruments too?

>>21967486
>everyone is the same guy when they call me a dumb faggot
Based retard.

>>21967489
>bigoted
You again. haven't you figured it out that you don't belong here yet? Leave now and never come back.

>>21967489
Holy shit get the fuck out of here you obnoxious faggot. Go to reddit because not even fucking /tg/ wants you.

>>21967489
You dumb, irredeemable faggot. You obnoxious homosexual piece of shit. Fuck off.

>>21967489
Jesus christ, all this reddit post is missing is the fucking spacing.

>>21967493
>pointed out he's very noticeable
>N-no you are the one who's always called fag!
I'm not behind any of the alp posting by the way, becaue I'm pretty meh about themselves. Look who's projecting now shithead

Evidently cheshire-chan is doing good tonight.

>>21967489
Leave and never return, you are not wanted here,

>>21967479
A cleavage hat! How delightful! It would have to mean something when she wears it, or better yet, absolutely nothing. Even better! If a tea guest inquired as to why she’s wearing a hat on her rack, she must attempt to bounce it off and land it on their head!
>>21967484
I just prefer to be happy much more than I prefer to be anything else. Call me cringey, I’d wear it like a crown next to my Dear wife!
>>21967489
A Nonsequitaur! How wonderfully wonderland! The last true noble breed of the time of ‘lolsorandum’!

>>21967489
Eat shit and die, nigger.

would you kiss an alp, anons?
no homo

>>21967515
Smug trollcats get NO spankings! It’s just what they’d want after all!

>>21967515
Not my Cheshy, for sure. Mine is cute and playful.

>>21967482
>wolf girl adventurer's journey cut short after getting knocked up with a litter

>>21967527
Kill yourself, alpfag.

>>21967531
See, the rough bit is when its well padded enough that one really needs to smack it for her to feel it.

>>21967533
That's what they want you to think.
All have a mischief streak.

>>21967523
Secondary benefit of the cleavage hat, if its big enough, she can try to give you paizuri and have you make a mess inside her hat.

>>21967534
>implying that's going to stop her
What, is she just going to let her mate wander off into danger without her?

>>21967523
>>21967489
>>21967542
Go back to school you fucking redditor faggots.

>>21967531
But anon, I thought spanking was the most effective punishment for naughty little cats?

>>21967542
Yes, but her shenanigans are cheeky and fun

So i went to go get ice cream. I am one of those guys talking about alps before and i am sorry if i ever made it seem like i advocate straight conversion theory or force alping straight men. I am not sure where i did this, but i am sorry for coming off that way.

>>21967554
This isn't reddit you dumb negro. Nobody wants to see your awful post whipping yourself to appease people that hate you for posting alps.

>>21967542
>spank a naughty fat cat ass
>she smiles and turns back at you asking when you’re going to start actually trying
>by the time you realize it’s too late, she’s laughing and moaning beneath you as you rail her from behind, constantly smacking her ass as you finish inside
Prank’d

>>21967544
Do they make armor that protects bellies carrying five daughters? Because that's what she's gonna need if she's gonna keep adventuring with me.

>>21967552
Nyahahaha

>>21967554
I appreciate your apology, but please have the foresight to not talk about alps here. This is not the place.

>>21967493
>>21967497
>>21967501
>>21967507
>>21967512
>>21967517
Done yet, man? Remember when we talked about deep breathing? Just for your peace of mind, I'm still not into the Alp. And these were my contribution to the ol' eight baiters:
>>21967139
>>21967162
If I can chill out...

>>21967523
Yeah, spur of the moment pun. I'm not as handy with them as you. I'll consider it due to Wonderland tea. When it comes to you, that's usually the cause. Geez look at the time. I've gotta bump some dice-threads and head out. Laters y'all.

>>21967571
They're probably popular with fujos

>>21967574
Die, you unbelievable cretin.

>>21967549
I would require this maid to give me standing paizuri whenever I return home.

>>21967542
That’s exactly what I thought it could be used for! She’d love having it as a personal challenge to force me to finish inside it!

>>21967566
That's why they're always wearing loose-fitting clothing.

>>21967574
Learn the first time that you are unwelcome.

>>21967536
bro, you make this so easy. understand that you are an actual salt mine and we're all having a big laugh at your expense. i'm gonna draw alps tomorrow just for you
and i don't even like alps

>>21967578
And how does that have any relevance to here? Are you retarded?

>>21967571
Will do.

>>21967584
>Damage controlling this hard
>"i was pretending to be retarded" unironically
Die.

>>21967565
Some are good fakers.
Others are just that well padded.

>>21967584
Retard scum.

>>21967574
Happy rolls!

>>21967554
Seriously, no, why are you apologizing for the sake of one retard's autism? Alp may not be a popular subject here but never apologize just because it started autism meltdown.

>>21967590
The real question is which do YOU prefer?

>>21967584
>i'm gonna alp tomorrow just for you
Fixed.

>>21967584
>it was le joke XDDDDD
>lol ur so mad XDDDDDDDDDD i troled u good
I hope your deepest regrets and most embarrassing moments keep you up at night.

>alpfags feeling welcome
>furniggers feeling welcome
>ntrfags feeling welcome
>LITERAL FUCKING REDDITORS BEING WELCOMED
This is what happens when you allow newfaggots in unchecked and get mad at people for chasing out the undesirables.

>>21967601
The latter by a long shot.
Theres a reason why mine is a short, very heavy pear shape