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19308925 No.19308925 [Reply] [Original]

Patchouli tries to summon all sorts of demons, but for some reason all she ever gets is tentacles.

>> No.19308935

>>19308925
I'd be fine with tentacles ravaging my body. I'd also be fine with gaining a vagina.

>> No.19308943

>>19308935
It would be interesting.

>> No.19308974
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>>19308925
That seems odd, might be a curse.

>> No.19308988
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>>19308925
Tentacle beasts seek out those with fertile and magically-potent bodies. Patche's got both of those qualities in spades. It's only natural that so many monsters would aim to hijack her summoning.

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>>19308988
They still catch her by surprise every time, though. Patchouli is either unaware or refuses to acknowledge her own beauty and sexual prowess. Now normally that's absurd and kinda cute, but if it continually lowers her guard when summoning it's outright dangerous.

>> No.19309063
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>>19309043
As long as she holds that quality, she's going to keep accidentally summoning tentacle monsters. It's a horrible experience every time, without a doubt, but so far she's been able to escape every-time. Just barely, after much suffering, by the skin of her teeth, sometimes through luck alone...

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>>19309063
It can't last. One of them is going to get the better of her someday. She'll be dragged kicking and screaming through the portal, it'll snap shut behind her, and that's it, she's gone. Hijacked and mistakenly opened portals are almost impossible to trace once they vanish, their'll be almost no hope of any kind of rescue. She'll hang in some pocket-dimension stomach, being raped and tortured and abused and impregnated and brought to orgasm again and again and again, without the slightest rest, for the rest of her long, long life. It's inevitable.

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>>19309087
Unless, of course, someone cuts off the cause.
Someone needs to convince this witch that, despite or perhaps because of her flaws, she is a beautiful and sexy woman. Someone has to break apart that self-stigma, whatever it takes, before it's too late.
Can you do it, anon?

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>>19309087
I like this one better, actually.

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...nothing? Oof.

>> No.19314565
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What about living clothing?

>> No.19314599
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>>19314565
I'll be Patche's sock!

>> No.19314848

She eats them, because she's a fatso!

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19320218

She is probably doint it on purpose by now.

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>>19320218
Tentacle monsters are not toys, Patchy.

>> No.19323306

>>19321321
patchy is the toy in this situation

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>>19323306
That's correct.

>> No.19324839
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What with Patchouli and school swimsuit?

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>>19324839
Is that a thing?

>> No.19324888

tentacle swimsuit patche

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>>19324888
Don't forget magical girl

>> No.19325704
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>>19325640
It's the mark of a true magical girl when you can't tell at a glance if she's wearing panties or not. That said, it doesn't suit her, so she should probably stop.

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>>19324888
Good books.

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Even though she gets 7 hours of sleep every night Patchy always looks like she hasn't slept in 30 years.

It's kinda fucked up, honestly.

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>>19325832
It's a combination of a lack of physical activity, lack of sunlight, and all those nasty magic chemicals. Probably malnutrition too. You give up a lot to be a master wizard.

>> No.19325908

>>19325832
That's how I look too.

>> No.19326210
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Cute bloomers Patche!

>> No.19327633

As of 30 June there are 497 raw Touhou lactation doujin+CG in panda.

67 Reimu
64 (12%) are Patchouli
60 Sanae

-below 10% line-
49 Sakuya
42 Udon
37 Scarlet sisters combined
36 Yukari
35 Alice
34 Byakuren
30 Meiling
27 Marisa
26 Remilia

-below 5% line-
24 Iku,Yuyuko
23 Flan, Komeiji sisters combined
17 Kasen,Eirin
15 Momiji

Add more if they are relevant

>> No.19330140

>>19327633
What about tentacles doujin+cg?

>> No.19330164

>>19327633
I’m surprised how komachi isn’t higher

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>> No.19333704
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19333704

Mukyuu~

>> No.19333846
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Cute Summer Patche!

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>>19333846

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>>19333850

>> No.19333857

Patchouli smells like retirement home

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>>19333855

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>>19333857
No she doesn't. She smells sweet and womanly.

>> No.19334335
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19334335

Loli Patchy!

>> No.19335097
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Cute belly!

>> No.19336391
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19336391

I want to make patche pregnant

>> No.19336445
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>>19336391
Please don't.

>> No.19340962

>>19336391
Patchy would be a good single mom!

>> No.19346496

>>19326210
Few weeks ago I read a 3 chapter gallery in e-h about a girl saying "bloomer now is use for fetism".

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I want Patchy to spread her cute, pale, smelly feet bacteria all over this table!

>> No.19347881

>>19346922
Such a cute Patche.

>> No.19347900

>>19336391
>>19340962
She will be so angry when she realizes she has to become a single mom now!

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>> No.19349213
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Patchouli is ideal for wild, animalistic mating press

>> No.19350196
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>>19349213
I'm pretty sure that's not true.

>> No.19351304

>>19350196
Patchouli, I have a boner.

>> No.19353780

>>19350196
Sadly, you're wrong.

>> No.19354144

>>19347900
I want to see her reaction!

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>>19354144

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>>19353780
Patchouli has seven different varieties of incredible magic that all say that she's not for brutish sex, so no, I'm not.

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>> No.19360463

>>19357016
My wife Patchouli is so cool.

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