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Long story short is I don't have much experience but I can kinda talk out of my ass if necessary. Can I just make up job experience for the last 2 years I was NEET and crypto trading

>> No.7924618

>>7924599
Depends on what you make up. If you can prove to an interviewer that you're competent in X, it doesn't matter if you invent two years of formal work experience in X. Forging a degree is a stupid risk though.

>> No.7924636

>>7924599
nice tent

>> No.7924640

>>7924618
I've never actually had employers check on my degree I don't think. Unless there's some way to verify that without asking me to send in transcripts

>> No.7924646

>>7924599
Looks stinky.

>> No.7924680

how much ada to plow her brap hole and seed her pussy?

>> No.7924703

I have lied on many job applications, it's really quite hard for them to check things out. Make the lies hard to verify and you'll be ok. You can make up referees as well, have them email you yourself at a fake address and then send them a glowing reference.

>> No.7924732

>>7924599
if they find out they can fire you..
thing is all companies have some way of firing you just to get rid of you. Literally you will break rules every month but only if they dont want you there will they get rid of you.

Lying on your resume is a shitty way to start working anywhere... fine for corporate companies, who really cares then.

Lying to smaller companies is more noticeable, also the little guys are more dependent on you so its more damaging to that company. they wont have the kind of money to waste, whereas a corporate company has already factored in the scumbags into their budgets.

So OP what kind of job are you trying to fake your way into?

>> No.7924789

>>7924599
Brrrrrrraaaaaaaapppppp

>> No.7924797

Na its actually encouraged because they hate seeing any tipe of gap

>> No.7924853

>>7924703
I'm wondering with references if I should buy a fake domain, put up some general website and use that as "company emails" so they aren't all Gmail addresses

>> No.7924884

>>7924732
I'm thinking about going for one of those digital social media stratigest jobs. Sounds easy

>> No.7924990

>>7924853
sounds like a lot of work, like so much work that you could actually get some qualification that could benefit you instead.

>>7924884
there is a saying that I personally dont agree with

"Fake it until you make it"

Sorry I am jaded by the way you want to proceed, but that is only because I have had to weed out those who have lied to my employers in the past and its very frustrating.

>> No.7925017

>>7924599
if a roastie braps in the woods and no ones around to smell it, did it even happen?

>> No.7925048

For a professional job, maybe. If its a larger company they probably will check, for a smaller company they might now have time. If you are just an hourly cuck I doubt they give a shit.

>> No.7925071

>>7925017
>no ones around to smell it, did it even happen?
yes she smells it