Smartcon 2023 General Part 3

[Anonymous No.56257531]

Previous threads:
>>56256622
>>56255280

[Anonymous No.56257542]

insider here. guy in the yellow jacket is satoshi btw

[Anonymous No.56257543]

first

[Anonymous No.56257544]

FIRST FOR 1000 EOY

[Anonymous No.56257545]

>>56257531
What if LINK becomes bigger than Ethereum before 2025? imagine

[Anonymous No.56257547]

I missed what he asked with the raising hand and taking out to dinner.

[Anonymous No.56257546]

>>56257531
just 15 more years

[Anonymous No.56257549]

>>56257531

[Anonymous No.56257553]

>>56257546
Swift guy said 20

[Anonymous No.56257556]

>>56257547
"who here wants to maintain gas tokens for 100 chain?"

He was being a huge Chainlink CCIP advocate.

[Anonymous No.56257554]

>>56257547
if people want to buy gas on every chain
really makes you think

[Anonymous No.56257560]

>>56257542
Satoshi is the guy in the plaid shirt, putting on a conference with the leaders of the international finance system.

[Anonymous No.56257561]

[Anonymous No.56257565]

when 81000?

[Anonymous No.56257569]

WHERE IS FRANCISCO

[Anonymous No.56257570]

>>56257556
>>56257554
Okay "that make sense" thanks

[Anonymous No.56257573]

>>56257565
need to get her foot on chain

[Anonymous No.56257574]

I'm like 90% sure they're going to announce a gasless execution gateway...

[Anonymous No.56257580]

>5, 10, 15 years before adoption

It's all so tiresome.
At least another 2 bullruns will be missed.

[Anonymous No.56257581]

>>56257565
I would financially put my LINK into her CCIP

[Anonymous No.56257583]

>>56257569
FUCKING THIS - WHERE IS HE??

[Anonymous No.56257588]

ahhh, the gentle whispering euroclear man

[Anonymous No.56257593]

>General
this is a LINK board you dumb newfag tourist

[Anonymous No.56257597]

>>56257531
>Fatman keeps saying “sure”, “makes sense” and covering his mouth to cover his burps.

>Old guy on his pijama keeps shilling AI to drive attention to his 20 yo gf, and complaining about free speech being dangerous

>Price keeps dumping

ITS FUCKING OVER

[Anonymous No.56257598]

Swiss CBDC by end of year

[Anonymous No.56257599]

>>56257580
You retards dug your own grave when you fudded your own investment for years because you didn’t want normies to buy and cause a huge speculative pump. Now your success hinges on the traditional finance world completely redefining how they operate kek. Genius move. But hey, at least we kept Reddit out!

[Anonymous No.56257607]

>>56257599
LMAO BASED

[Anonymous No.56257610]

>>56257593
fuck you faggot I'm tired

[Anonymous No.56257612]

>>56257583
>>56257569
He's giving them today to make up for their past transgressions. If they don't announce something good then I suppose watch out for tomorrow..

[Anonymous No.56257613]

>>56257597
>to his 20 yo gf’s company*

[Anonymous No.56257614]

>>56257531
There's always something that just shows how bootleg it all is. Industrial Rhythm, Sergey wearing sneakers, Eric Schmidt video calling without this being shared first and covering absolutely nothing of substance relevant to CL and (at least by my gauge) setting up his departure from the project
Idk why I was so excited for this one when I never was for any in the past because I knew the playbook
I am so so so so fucking tired

[Anonymous No.56257616]

I'm half in LINK, half in BTC. If the good guys win with Bitcoin, I make money. If the bad guys win with CBDCs connected to the crypto casino, I make money. I feel like the Jews betting on both sides of major wars.

[Anonymous No.56257617]

>>56257599
this

[Anonymous No.56257621]

ohhh shit this is going long, might even be planned to end just before Kemal

[Anonymous No.56257625]

>Financial Marshmallows

[Anonymous No.56257628]

>>56257614
i, too, am feeling uncertain and doubtful. i fear for the future of the project.

[Anonymous No.56257629]

WTF, The SIXT guy just said they will be connected to CBDC by the end of the year.

[Anonymous No.56257630]

>>56257597
Assblaster did more for the price than the collective experiences from Smartcon

[Anonymous No.56257642]

>>56257628
calling out fudd doesnt work when people are showing genuine disappointment you cl advocate

[Anonymous No.56257649]

kek chuddies

[Anonymous No.56257651]

>>56257630
this

[Anonymous No.56257656]

>>5625762
>looks at phone
makes sense

[Anonymous No.56257657]

>>56257599
>Now your success hinges on the traditional finance world completely redefining how they operate kek.
quite the opposite, chainlink enables them to connect to blockchains while keeping their legacy system, have you even watched any of sergey's speaks/interviews in the last 2 weeks?

[Anonymous No.56257659]

>>56257614
>SWIFT was very pleased with it
>bootleg

[Anonymous No.56257660]

The rep from ANZ is participating in the product keynote yet. Likely an announcement on the carbon credit token referenced being implemented

[Anonymous No.56257667]

>>56257642
The whole point of investing is to sell before getting this jaded in your investment.
Or at least in the early stages.

If you're that disillusioned and still holding, then you're a retard.

[Anonymous No.56257669]

>>56257614
eric is such a faggot as well
imagine listening to him brabbeling about conspiracy theorist for half an hour
>ONLY WE THE OVERLORDS SHOULD HAVE REACH NOT YOU GOYS
>i'm pro free speech btw hihi

[Anonymous No.56257672]

>>56257583
In his lodge, he is going to make his entrance soon.

[Anonymous No.56257671]

>>56257597
This Smartcon is worse than last year's. Last year we had meme drummers at least; this year, it feels like they already blew their load pre-Smartcon with all the bank announcements and shit. Nothing new to look forward to now.

[Anonymous No.56257675]

>>56257599
>It's the-seething-plebbitor-who-missed-out-on-cheap-linkies episode again
You keep posting this in every thread like a sad motherfucker. Retail will not pump your bag you retarded monkey. Shib, Doge, and Pepe were manufactured pumps with big players behind them. Remember Nano? It was shilled 24/7 on Reddit yet never pumped. Link will never pump like those meme coins. The sooner you accept that the better.

[Anonymous No.56257676]

>>56257642
this so much. my fear, uncertainty and doubt is very genuine and I will head to the Binance cryptocurrency exchange to sell all my Chainlink (ticker: LINK) tokens asap

[Anonymous No.56257677]

>>56257642
you should try dropping the "advocate" and "chainlink labs" thing which just amounts to putting your hand up and saying "i'm a fud spammer", because literally nobody else uses those terms.

[Anonymous No.56257678]

>>56257531
this is beyond embarrassing
why do we even need annual smartcons?

[Anonymous No.56257679]

making gold real world assets?

wat

[Anonymous No.56257680]

PAXG already exists but okay.

[Anonymous No.56257681]

this talk is overall fundamentally bullish

[Anonymous No.56257687]

>>56257669
this
>oy vey people are spreading """misinformation"""

[Anonymous No.56257689]

>>56257675
I made huge gains on Raiblocks what are you talking about

[Anonymous No.56257691]

>>56257667
this anon is real. you're right im a fucking moron for bag holding this shit after sergey lied about ccip in 22.
>>56257677
>>56257676
these to morons work for chainlink

[Anonymous No.56257692]

>>56257679
when they say real world assets in this context they mean real world tokenized* assets

[Anonymous No.56257696]

>>56257580
>>56257546
>>56257553
you idiots arent even listening properly, those guys are saying it would take 10-15 years to replace their existing tech/systems with DLT tech and that's why it's good that CCIP can already communicate with their current legacy systems so it won't take that long

[Anonymous No.56257702]

>>56257678
these conferences are mainly for devs and connection making, if you actually go there just to watch presentations which will be public info right after regardless then you're a dumb moron

[Anonymous No.56257703]

imagine paying to go smartcon with schimdt as first listed speaker on the website
>this shit
wheres francisco

[Anonymous No.56257704]

>>56257691
>im a fucking moron for bag holding this shit after sergey lied about ccip in 22.
Yes.
And yet here you still are and will continue to be for years to come.

[Anonymous No.56257705]

>>56257696
>you had 15 years

[Anonymous No.56257709]

>>56257657
Redefining how traditional finance works isn’t me saying they’re throwing everything out and starting over. But you have to be the most daft retard if you don’t realize how much work is involved in traditional finance adopting stuff like CCIP so that they can move away from T+2 and have instant finality.

[Anonymous No.56257714]

>>56257703
>>56257702

[Anonymous No.56257715]

>>56257691
that's right bro I'm a chainlink labs advocate and I get 10k LINK a year to say faggot on 4channel

[Anonymous No.56257720]

>chainklink

kek

[Anonymous No.56257721]

>>56257702
no u

[Anonymous No.56257726]

>>56257703
Abit out of the loop here, which Francisco ?

[Anonymous No.56257730]

>>56257691
holy esl

[Anonymous No.56257734]

>>56257702
what fucking networking? where is the networking of sergey being bored out of his fucking mind and muttering "makes sense" every 10 minutes while eric is shitting on chainlink and crying about misinformation?
this is a waste of time for everyone involved

[Anonymous No.56257737]

>>56257704
nope. Getting out this bull run, if we get one
>>56257715
you dont know how to use the word faggot like a dog whistle correctly. here is a tip, the only way you will learn is to spend so much time on here you corrupt your soul. You dont have it in you

[Anonymous No.56257739]

>>56257720
The shadowfork has finally been unveiled.

[Anonymous No.56257748]

>>56257671
I think it’s time to admit that the revolutionary idea of decentralized oracles being implements by two guys in a nail salon (based and innovation-pilled), has been hijacked by the parasites Sergey hired himself (cringe).

>>56257630
Agreed. A new generation of spoonfeeders has to be born, otherwise there’ll never be another pump.

>>56257614
>setting up his departure from the project
>Schdmidt: You as a CEO and… whatever I am at that point

AGHHHHHHH ITS FUCKING OVER SCHMIDT IS JUMPING SHIP ABORT ABORT!

[Anonymous No.56257749]

>>56257737
>Getting out this bull run
You're choosing to stick with a coin in which you are genuinely disappointed and whose CEO literally lied to you for this bullrun?
Are you insane?

[Anonymous No.56257750]

>>56257737
kek fuddie

[Anonymous No.56257751]

>>56257726

[Anonymous No.56257752]

>>56257675
this

[Anonymous No.56257755]

>>56257531
Finally there's a fucking general for you baggies. Let's keep it contained after this con show is over now

[Anonymous No.56257758]

>>56257734
It is an industry event. So, there are people who are actually trying to develop things and events like this are an opportunity for them to connect with other industry members. But we understand that an unemployed loser like yourself might not be familiar with this.

[Anonymous No.56257759]

>>56257444
Agreed. What absolute attention whore faggotry. It shouldve just been a kind anonymous gesture. Also, th..thanks for letting everybody know what I had for lunch and invading my privacy. Men at that level don't play that kind of shit, you never know what info you accidentally reveal doing that.

[Anonymous No.56257763]

>>56257737
Fascinating, do go on. I'm new here.

[Anonymous No.56257772]

>>56257720
is this were all of sergey's dumps were invested? retard hires who can't even spellcheck for a public event?

>>56257758
>but we
nice pronouns

[Anonymous No.56257775]

[Anonymous No.56257783]

>>56257751
Kek Based

[Anonymous No.56257786]

>>56257734
what do you think is happening right now? anons are out there having lunches with Ari Juels while you squirm at public presentations lmao. not to mention the entire dev side, basically talent hunting

same with any tech conference. going there just to watch presentations means you're a dumb moron

[Anonymous No.56257793]

>>56257748
>Schdmidt: You as a CEO and… whatever I am at that point
You do realise that Eric was just talking about his current career in general, right? He's no longer got an easily defined job, he's just helping out a bunch of random projects (Chainlink included) in various positions. That's what he meant.

[Anonymous No.56257794]

>>56257786
its a networking event

[Anonymous No.56257797]

>>56257750
kek chuddie

[Anonymous No.56257799]

>>56257763
>>56257750
cool story bros. When is your lunch break? i will be here because im fucking stupid and have no life. So we can continue when you get back
>>56257749
im trying to work my strat ight now. I can rotate out into meme shit yes but will that be the same as last cycle. the market has evolved so maybe retail will want to buy something with actual working product. Then the other side of me is thinking pepe pumped, but that was clearly coordinated.

[Anonymous No.56257805]

also would you guys network with Allison?

[Anonymous No.56257806]

it's fucking over
it's actually over
sell everything
the hype was fake

>>56257786
>what do you think is happening right now?
people are abandoning chainlink and institutions who showed interest are looking for a way out while holders are commiting mass suicides because this is one of the most embarrassing public events i have seen in decades

[Anonymous No.56257816]

>>56257599
kek
Good.
And it's good that people are still fudding. I want to see the retarded faggots cry again. Only high IQ people deserve to win. If you have the leaders of the international finance system saying that their experiments actually worked and they were very pleased, but then fall for some fud on social media, you deserve to be poor forever. Your genes will not be capable of surviving in the world that is coming.

[Anonymous No.56257820]

It's so weird and anxiety-inducing that solo presenters have to present without a podium. It's ok if you're a business-type of person, but for anyone else (eg. Ari, who is actually just a scholar) it must've been so weird and felt like he was exposed. He seemed kinda nervous when talking at first as well. Give them a podium so they have some defense!

[Anonymous No.56257822]

>>56257806
I think Chainlink is a good project as well

[Anonymous No.56257827]

>>56257531
we big boys now

[Anonymous No.56257829]

>>56257816
this. Nobody wins, but us!

[Anonymous No.56257832]

>>56257799
>everything but Chainlink is meme shit
>Chainlink has an actual working product

So you're basically admitting there is no better crypto than Link, yet you still spew retarded fud about it.
Get some help

[Anonymous No.56257845]

>>56257832
chainlink doesnt pump, i want to make money not to pay sergeys salary and suck his cock the whole time.

[Anonymous No.56257849]

>>56257737
Go back to plebbit you absolute midwit. This place is for autistic geniuses, deranged schizos, and complete fucking retards. You do not belong.

[Anonymous No.56257851]

>>56257845
kek fuddie

[Anonymous No.56257852]

>>56257793
Sure, makes sense.

*burps in hand*

[Anonymous No.56257855]

>>56257845
>chainlink doesnt pump
And yet you still want to hold Link for the next bullrun.
You're beyond retarded

[Anonymous No.56257864]

Something is lacking from this Smartcon, the vibes are different, at least. Finally figured it out, I miss Tiger mommy :( Also where is Rory...

[Anonymous No.56257869]

>>56257599
/thread

You reap what you sow. A well deserved lesson

[Anonymous No.56257877]

>>56257849
you are making my case stronger that you are an advocate everytime you post
>>56257855
im not selling at a low price. there is nothing stupid about that, if the markets pump as a whole link will also. im not going to get chopped up trading shitcoins when i can just wait for the cycle to play out

[Anonymous No.56257881]

>>56257864
>:( Also where is Rory...
he is preparing his next dumping explanation to post in discord

[Anonymous No.56257882]

>>56257864
0 energy, that's what's missing
it's as if they had this smartcon because of the expectation that they need to have one annually, not because they had anything to show

also rory was shortly in the beginning sergey-eric video, setting up their call

[Anonymous No.56257886]

>>56257877
>im not selling at a low price
If Chainlink won't pump, then how is this a "low price"?

You have a legit 75 iq I bet.

[Anonymous No.56257894]

>>56257560
Can you imagine if at the end of his keynote he actually announced he was Satoshi Nakomoto, creator of Bitcoin.

[Anonymous No.56257896]

>>56257877
I'm not the person you were replying to before, midwit faggot.

[Anonymous No.56257915]

>>56257882
>it's as if they had this smartcon because of the expectation that they need to have one annually, not because they had anything to show
This. THey already announced everything outside of Smartcon. So it's weird to have this big livestreamed event. If they want to host their hacker houses then go ahead but these presentations are a waste of time right now.

[Anonymous No.56257916]

Kino music where do I buy the soundtrack?

[Anonymous No.56257919]

>>56257896
give him a break, he's still figuring out the whole 4chan thing.

[Anonymous No.56257927]

>smartcon
>eric schmidt doesn't even show up
>everything pumping
>chainlink dumping

pottery

[Anonymous No.56257928]

>>56257886
its not pump on anything they produce, just BTC pulling it up.

[Anonymous No.56257929]

>>56257786
>end of smartcon day 1
>ari carrys his gaming pc into the the conference room
>steve setting up network shares with his bootleg copy of CS1.5
>ari slips on big mac wrapper
>sergey embarassed grunt and slips out of room to roof for bubblegum flavored vape
>chris trying to run ethernet cable that is clearly too short
>francisco enters with fists drawn
>chris runs for exit but gets hamstring cramp from not enough running
>franscisco ignores steve because nobody knows who he is
>ari flees to toilets next door to hide
>networking

[Anonymous No.56257935]

>>56257916
I was literally just about to post this. Really nice song.

[Anonymous No.56257939]

>>56257919
Sorry, anon. You're right.
>>56257877
Please continue with your retardation, plebbit faggot.

[Anonymous No.56257946]

>>56257919
I think they are just creating a track record for the singularity

[Anonymous No.56257952]

>>56257946
For >>56257915

[Anonymous No.56257956]

Where the fuck is Kemal

[Anonymous No.56257958]

>>56257702
i'm sure the 8 people in the audience (of which 3 were journalists paid to be there) networked the shit out of each other

[Anonymous No.56257962]

Show time bois

[Anonymous No.56257966]

>music
holy fuck it's over

[Anonymous No.56257967]

Are you guys watching the kemal one now? Dude with the black shirt and lisp

[Anonymous No.56257975]

Ugh why the fuck did I have my hopes up that they would announce some game changing thing. It's the same every fucking year, this conference is always a letdown and price crumbles.

Forget $1000 I'd be excited to see $10 again at this point. Meanwhile, Bitcoin pumping and LINK getting left behind.

I'm so fucking tired, bros.

[Anonymous No.56257986]

CLICKER

[Anonymous No.56257987]

clicker intern...

[Anonymous No.56257988]

The clicker doesn’t work!

[Anonymous No.56257989]

>clicker ran out of battery
what a shit show

[Anonymous No.56257990]

>Clicker doesn't work

A sign of things to come

[Anonymous No.56257991]

god damn it

[Anonymous No.56257992]

NEW TECHNOLOGY

[Anonymous No.56257993]

ITS OVER, EVEN KEMAL CANT SAVE US

[Anonymous No.56258000]

HE COMPARED CHAINLINK TECHNOLOGY TO A DEFECTIVE CLICKER. ITS SO OVER

[Anonymous No.56258001]

CLICKER
CLICKER CLICKER

[Anonymous No.56258010]

Clicker clicker... Welcome to Barcelona

[Anonymous No.56258018]

manifesting gasless gateway N O W

[Anonymous No.56258019]

>Chainlink is strictly superior
finally some bullish news

[Anonymous No.56258024]

What the FUCK is this slide? Bros???

[Anonymous No.56258027]

Visa and Mastercard are using CCIP?

[Anonymous No.56258034]

Is he cooking?

[Anonymous No.56258037]

>>56257975
Coins that have outperformed LINK (8.2%) this week grows and grows.
>ETH +9.8%
>Bitcoin Cash +19.1%
>MATIC +9.9%
>ADA +10%
>SOL +22.8%
>UNI +8.6%
Yet from the carry-on from shills you'd think we're at fucking $20.
Actually a pathetic demise. I'm a literal retard for holding this so long. The baggie sell pressure is just enormous.

[Anonymous No.56258038]

>>56257894
Yes, but that would be a very bad idea. Especially if he is Satoshi. It would be pretty fucking funny if he wasn't and he did it though. It would almost be worth the obliteration of all my linkies' value.

[Anonymous No.56258040]

>>56258034
oh he's cooking alright

[Anonymous No.56258041]

>>56258024
did anyone screencap the blackrock visa slide?

[Anonymous No.56258044]

the product announcement is that they are building chainlink

[Anonymous No.56258055]

>Blochains

[Anonymous No.56258060]

>>56257882
Smartcon is just a pale copy of EthCC.

[Anonymous No.56258061]

>>56258041
I spotted Fidelity, JPMorgan, Citi

What the FUCK

[Anonymous No.56258064]

>absolute industry standard for bringing data on-chain

[Anonymous No.56258065]

HERE WE GO BOYS

[Anonymous No.56258074]

>>56257755
You fuddies need a fuddie general where you can share your shitty memes instead of shitting all over the board

[Anonymous No.56258075]

>>56258037
Should've bought Substratum and Bounty0x instead.

[Anonymous No.56258081]

aaaaand dumping ffs

[Anonymous No.56258082]

CHAINLINK DATA STREAMS

[Anonymous No.56258083]

Kemal is really the MVP when it comes to delivering hype speeches.

[Anonymous No.56258088]

>to to SOLVE

[Anonymous No.56258089]

Pull oracles going live, Pyth is kill

[Anonymous No.56258092]

CAMEL MUJAHIDEEN ALLAHU WACKBAR

[Anonymous No.56258091]

what the fuck are data streams

[Anonymous No.56258097]

https://chain.link/data-streams
IT'S HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.56258098]

Lmao was this supposed to be this Smartcons big announcement?
Lmao fucking pathetic

>early access only
>just another type of oracle
It's so fucking over

[Anonymous No.56258103]

>>56258055
>>56258088
Checked and based autist.

[Anonymous No.56258105]

Literally free money if you short the news. FREE MONEY.

[Anonymous No.56258107]

wow more walled whitelisted beta early access.

[Anonymous No.56258108]

This is hot

[Anonymous No.56258110]

>>56258088
omg

>Literal who cares
>Literal who cares
>uhhh probably some more

Fuck this shit.

[Anonymous No.56258113]

holy FUCK they're live on GMX on arbitrum HOOLLLLLY BASED

[Anonymous No.56258117]

>>56258091
Low Latency Data Feeds.

[Anonymous No.56258121]

>>56258083
he's the best speaker on the team. chainlink did very well to get him.

[Anonymous No.56258124]

Synthetix pushed aside for betraying with pyth

[Anonymous No.56258128]

>>56258098
vrfs can now also be used without having to buy link first. that's a huge usability improvement, maybe they'll make an additional $100 that way

[Anonymous No.56258130]

>>56258097
GMX is literally dumping right now, you just can't make this shit up. Smartcon is like poison.

[Anonymous No.56258131]

>>56258081
^_^

[Anonymous No.56258135]

HNGGG

[Anonymous No.56258137]

https://chain.link/data-streams

[Anonymous No.56258141]

[Anonymous No.56258142]

I wonder how the Synthetix team is feeling like right now.

[Anonymous No.56258147]

Kemal is covering everything, so wtf is Sergey going to talk about? He even used Sergey's typical slides of "$8trillion+ TVE, 10billio data points delivered".

[Anonymous No.56258148]

THEY'RE DUMPING BITCOIN HARD AS DATA STREAMS LAUNCHED HAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.56258149]

$7.88

[Anonymous No.56258163]

>>56258141
>lokal valuta

[Anonymous No.56258166]

CYBERCODE 2.0

[Anonymous No.56258168]

>>56258147
Google BARD LLM using Chainlink AI guardrails

[Anonymous No.56258176]

>>56257928
That's what I'm saying, you're retarded if you still hold something that you yourself say "won't pump".

I'm explaining your own logic to you, and you're not getting it.
Dumbass.

[Anonymous No.56258178]

>>56258163
>>56258141
Riktigt fucking stelt faktiskt

[Anonymous No.56258189]

he's so smug lmao, thanks Kemal Mujahideen

[Anonymous No.56258190]

>demand has just been crazy
>struggling to reach $1000 a day in total CCIP fees

[Anonymous No.56258197]

here we go

[Anonymous No.56258198]

>>56258190
Demand doesn't mean it all goes straight to mainnet dumbass lol

[Anonymous No.56258200]

>>56258178
>>56258163
haha im totally an american hahah

[Anonymous No.56258201]

BIGGEST AND MOST EXCITING.

[Anonymous No.56258202]

>>56258197
brother they are announcing shit they have announced on twitter like its brand new

[Anonymous No.56258205]

hopefully this poojeet pumps us

[Anonymous No.56258207]

>>56258200
basert

[Anonymous No.56258208]

ANZ is coming to the rescue

[Anonymous No.56258211]

>>56258190
>only aave and synthetix on mainnet
>the rest 80+ are on testnet
based retard

[Anonymous No.56258213]

>Chainlink now has representatives from the world's largest banks going on stage and talking about how their work with Chainlink is the biggest and most exciting development in their journey.

[Anonymous No.56258217]

>>56258147
Sergey probably rolling out staking 0.2

[Anonymous No.56258220]

>dumps

[Anonymous No.56258221]

>>56258213
"Hello sirs i am so excited for you bastards"

[Anonymous No.56258226]

FIRE THE CLICKER INTERN!!!

[Anonymous No.56258227]

>CARBON CREDITS
>CLICKER WILL WORK
>IT WORKED

[Anonymous No.56258229]

chainshit dumping as we speak. whales selling the "news"

[Anonymous No.56258230]

Anyone else playing 3rd world farmer while listening?

https://3rdworldfarmer.org/

[Anonymous No.56258233]

What kind of psycho puts up a picture of biden and zelenski in one of their main living areas?

[Anonymous No.56258237]

>>56258220
>>56258149
Do you retards not see they are dumping the BTC they pumped pre-Smartcon? This is the playbook being used

[Anonymous No.56258239]

>>56258221
keked. I chuckled IRL. Well done anon.

[Anonymous No.56258240]

THE CLICKER IS SO FUCKING DISTRACTING WHAT THE FUCK THEY COULDN'T EVEN GET THE FUCKING CLICKER RIGHT I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT NEW ZEALAND DOLLARS AND AUSTRALIAN DOLLARS THIS IS BASIC BULLSHIT THIS IS NOT FUCKING IMPRESSIVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.56258242]

Time to build a dcn (decentralized clicker network)

[Anonymous No.56258251]

>>56258105
FREE FUCKING MONEY.

[Anonymous No.56258254]

Dumping on old news

[Anonymous No.56258255]

These fucking typos
Fucking dumping while bitcoin pumps
This is fucking nonsense

[Anonymous No.56258259]

Here comes the dump

[Anonymous No.56258264]

>>56258221
hahaha. got me

[Anonymous No.56258269]

>>56258233
We landed on the moon, chud

[Anonymous No.56258270]

This poojeet has by far been the most bullish out of all the suits. Pump our bags, ranjesh. Announce the move from PoC to production.

[Anonymous No.56258279]

>>56257531
well good to know we're not making it next year either

[Anonymous No.56258282]

this is depressing

[Anonymous No.56258284]

>>56258270
sadly just as this fella said >>56258202 its just twitter news re-announced kek

[Anonymous No.56258286]

>>56258251
FREEE MONEY FOR MEEEE

[Anonymous No.56258288]

Testnet only transaction, no production announcement. Years away from adoption

[Anonymous No.56258289]

you guys do it to yourselves every year... this isn't 2017 anymore where scam partnership announcements pump price. At some point you have to actually have a product

[Anonymous No.56258303]

No GA Mainnet announcement for CCIP

[Anonymous No.56258305]

>>56257827
Kek there's no way he is that autistic about the shoes, he knows what he is doing. I bet he gets a kick out of coming to these events dressed like that, and knowing that the big professional and serious banks will be forced to associate with this weird guy because he has the tech that will save them from becoming irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.56258310]

>>56258288
>no production announcement
zzzzzzzzzzzz

[Anonymous No.56258312]

HAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.56258314]

HAHAHA HAHAHA

KEK BAGGIES CHECK IT

[Anonymous No.56258322]

>>56258312
>>56258314
kek you ok bro?

[Anonymous No.56258323]

>>56258233
haha holy shit I thought people were joking about that. Notice how it's covering up another picture? Probably a family pic he didn't want psyco's here to see. But to replace it with a Biden Zelensky prop pic is insane.

[Anonymous No.56258325]

wtf are these cheesy pre built in powerpoint animations? they really paying someone $300k a year for this garbage?

[Anonymous No.56258332]

I bought 100 lunk at $8 last night :(

[Anonymous No.56258336]

Wow so no CCIP mainnet general access, no ANZ production announcement, this is becoming another useless conference

[Anonymous No.56258337]

>>56258325
>pre built in powerpoint animation
As opposed to live animation?

kek fuddies losing their minds

[Anonymous No.56258341]

>>56258237
>dumps more

[Anonymous No.56258343]

this goober definitely posts on /biz/ with us

[Anonymous No.56258346]

wow they have their own vitalik

[Anonymous No.56258352]

>>56258346
kek

[Anonymous No.56258355]

earlier this morning steve ellis said he wasn't that pumped for the announcements, i can see why KEK

[Anonymous No.56258356]

>>56258332
I bought 1300 at $7.75 and it felt smart at $8.25. Not so smart now.

My heart can't take this shit. And now we are back to just following BTC moves and pumping the least dumping the most.

I'm SO FUCKING TIRED.

[Anonymous No.56258370]

Fuck I missed the premiere. What cringe horror did Sergey reveal? Did the drummers from NY come back?

[Anonymous No.56258372]

>>56258355
Checked, did he really say that?

[Anonymous No.56258376]

dude reminds me of
https://youtu.be/D04wb7P_v-4

[Anonymous No.56258378]

can any of you sirs plese provided me a link to the Smartcon event ?

[Anonymous No.56258379]

what's with all the manic weirdos in these threads?

[Anonymous No.56258390]

>>56258356
>I bought 1300 at $7.75
retard

[Anonymous No.56258391]

This guy is more successful than I will ever be... im a piece of shit loser

[Anonymous No.56258398]

>>56258378
smartcon.chain.link

Use a throwaway email

[Anonymous No.56258400]

>>56258379
I mean just look at this tard >>56258356
it's all 1m chart staring brain fried gamblers unironically expecting a 10x pump right after they click the buy button lmao

[Anonymous No.56258405]

>>56258372
yeah, he said it's because he already knew what the announcements were so he wasn't too pumped for the announcements. he said that he was more excited for dev tool demos and other nerd stuff like that.

[Anonymous No.56258407]

Just sold 100% of my non-staked stack. I'll re-buy at $6.00, wish I sold at $8.25. This entire event has been a giant letdown, as usual

[Anonymous No.56258410]

this is literally gui overtop uniswap. Fuck uniswap.

[Anonymous No.56258411]

>>56258337
wtf is a live animation?

[Anonymous No.56258422]

>>56258407
proof

[Anonymous No.56258423]

so what actual announcements has there been so far? low latency oracles and functions?

[Anonymous No.56258424]

>>56258411
You tell me, were you expecting the presenters to draw and animate powerpoint presentations while on stage?

[Anonymous No.56258428]

>>56258400
Are you new here?

[Anonymous No.56258431]

"i shouldn't have spent $40,000 on this glowing suit... i thought link would pump... im so, so fucked."

[Anonymous No.56258432]

>>56258379
it's what giving money to a company and then getting ignored and dumped on for years does to people

[Anonymous No.56258434]

>>56258407
Absolutely unverified

[Anonymous No.56258441]

Ngl this has been one of the most disappointing smartcons to date. I feel like the magic has gone despite CCIP dropping and low latency oracles/functions. They keep dropping shit and leaving it in beta with no users and hype.

[Anonymous No.56258447]

>>56258423
vrfs can be used without link now

[Anonymous No.56258449]

>>56258423
It's literally called
>Smart
>Con
The only announcements being made are that billionaires are laughing about you buying their bags.

[Anonymous No.56258451]

>>56258441
Yeah they should take next year off.

[Anonymous No.56258453]

>>56258441
it feels like they are activley trying to not release anything

[Anonymous No.56258454]

are there going to be any new announcements? Or all just recycled content and announcements? Feel really sorry for anybody who paid money to go to this

[Anonymous No.56258458]

>Low latency oracles live on mainnet
>Functions live on mainnet
Announce staking v0.2 and I'd be a happy man.

[Anonymous No.56258460]

>>56258423
basically every chainlink product is getting slightly better. from a nerd point of view its really good, devs will be more attracted to using link. they did a talk earlier about data feeds 2.0 basically. now they're announcing low latency oracles fully on mainnet, automation 2.0, etc. etc. but its basically shit we already knew about and things theyve talked about in blog posts before, nothing crazy or new.

[Anonymous No.56258464]

>>56258431
Who is this based fluro reflective kind?

[Anonymous No.56258468]

>>56258422
because of your digits

[Anonymous No.56258473]

Functions will be bigger than price feeds. I wonder what the fuck beta on mainnet means though, when general access?

[Anonymous No.56258475]

So the product has been the people you meet along the way
Jesus christ

[Anonymous No.56258477]

Just woke up. Based on the price dumping, I guess I didn't miss anything.

[Anonymous No.56258486]

>this will be the EEA moment for Chainlink I swear guys!
KEK

[Anonymous No.56258489]

>sergey gets on stage for his next talk
>"Yes makes sense Kemal. I would just like to echo what he said. *reiterates what Kemal just said*
>leaves 30 mins early to eat paella

[Anonymous No.56258490]

>>56258473
Probably still whitelisted addresses only, but on mainnet

[Anonymous No.56258493]

>>56258453
>rush to release
>get hacked
>money lost forever
This is why you have never done anything great, anon.

[Anonymous No.56258494]

If Sergey doesn't save this, I'm fucking selling and never buying crypto again

[Anonymous No.56258496]

>>56258460
brother, seven years and billions of dollars and they cant or wont go to live production.

[Anonymous No.56258502]

chainlink doxing its holders get out now

[Anonymous No.56258511]

>>56258473
It's available for general access, he just means that it's not the final version of Functions and subject to change.

[Anonymous No.56258514]

>>56258489
topkek

I honestly have no clue what Sergey is going to say but my best guess is it's going to be disappointing. How the fuck do they fuck up Smartcon so badly? Again and again and again. This guy just announced another thing - developer hub - something already announced multiple times.

[Anonymous No.56258515]

>>56258468

[Anonymous No.56258517]

>>56258493
did you hear what schmidit said? you will never catch every bug going through multipe audtis. At somepoint you need to go live. you're missing the forrest for the trees

[Anonymous No.56258528]

Chainlink positioning itself as decentralized AWS

[Anonymous No.56258534]

I'm cringing so hard bros

[Anonymous No.56258535]

>>56258400
RIGHT AFTER I CLICK THE BUY BUTTON? I'VE BEEN CLICKING THE BUY BUTTON FOR SIX FUCKING YEARS.

[Anonymous No.56258541]

>>56258528
Pretty much

[Anonymous No.56258542]

>>56258535
Was your clicker working, its a common enough problem anon

[Anonymous No.56258544]

g

[Anonymous No.56258548]

It's show time Sergey. Don't fuck this up dickhead

[Anonymous No.56258549]

>>56257531
What a failure this has project has been.

Smartcon 2022 was already disappointing. People were hoping this is just a long slump, but surely with people like Eric Schmidt on board they would do something. There was an anticipation pump, but Sergey just fucked things up and mumbled something of releasing pre alpha v 0.1 staking, less development than anyone had expected.
Then Smartcon 2023 comes. And is just a bigger disappointment than the SmartCon before. EVEN LESS hype. EVEN LESS anticipation pump. EVEN LESS energy. EVEN LESS product developments. EVEN LESS partnerships. Just NOTHING comes from it. From a 500+ people team that needs to get paid by diluting supply, NOTHING COMES.

What a disaster this has been. Hard lesson learned to NEVER, EVER marry your bags.Once it pumps, you dump it. Garbage shit. "In for the tech" does NOT exist, you are NOT rewarded for being early. You are rewarding for running before the hype. You could have made so much more money just pulling your money out and putting it into other promising projects over the last year. Chainlink will spend the next years wasting money on developers and beta-testing, it will NEVER reach double digits again. NEVER EVER. Once hype does, its over. Chainlink had its moments in 2020 and 2021, but now its just an old dinosaur token. No one will hype this shit.

[Anonymous No.56258552]

>>56258517
Missing a bug in some server code could lead to downtime or customer data leaks.
Missing a bug in something like this means that everyone's money is instantly gone forever. When this goes live, it is unironically much higher stakes than anything that google does.

[Anonymous No.56258560]

>>56258549
tl;dr

[Anonymous No.56258568]

cmon bros.. just hang in there. 5 more years

[Anonymous No.56258576]

>functions on mainnet
>automation 2.0
>data streams (low latency) on mainnet

no wonder fudders are spamming their little hearts out

[Anonymous No.56258579]

>>56258535
you're buying since 2017 and you're now crying about LINK going from $8.25 to $7.75? kek

[Anonymous No.56258584]

[Anonymous No.56258585]

>>56258552
yah no shit. Did you not understand what schmidt said? you can not catch everything, you just cant. you need mass use to probe at it. its like painting a picture then focusing on the way a tree looks for years. you will never get shit done

[Anonymous No.56258592]

>>56258576
when you put it like that... what is coming is inevitable

[Anonymous No.56258604]

chris barrett painting has its own seat

[Anonymous No.56258606]

>>56258549
People still don't get that the entire crypto sector is not needed, as a technology. BTC and ETH still attract speculative money for some reason, but wit alts it's one pump and a slow bleed afterwards.

[Anonymous No.56258608]

>its about time

[Anonymous No.56258611]

kek did u guys see the picture of sergey in the audience

[Anonymous No.56258612]

>>56258579
Yes. I once was a multi millionaire and because then I still believed the market would wake up and see LINK as the only crypto worth buying I'm now just some dumb fucking "marine" who held all the way down and lost my chance at freedom. My real life is NOT going to begin EVER at this rate. FUCK.

[Anonymous No.56258613]

Sergey revealing oracle marketplace here. Need staking 2.0

[Anonymous No.56258615]

>>56258604
KEK

[Anonymous No.56258616]

>>56258549
I agree. I thought this was the time to fuck up the doubters and join the top 10, let alone top 5.

They are bloated, underachieving, backstabbing sons of bitches. $50 seems like a pipe dream now

[Anonymous No.56258619]

>>56258576
Bullish

[Anonymous No.56258621]

They are still activerly hiring this much (more if you scroll to the bottom) At this point I am not sure if this is bullish or not, either we are turning into a profit-for-good or Sergey has enough warchests from previous dumping ?

[Anonymous No.56258628]

ayyyy bros

[Anonymous No.56258631]

>>56258560
Heres a QRD: kek baggies

[Anonymous No.56258633]

NEW BREAD
>>56258630
NEW BREAD
>>56258630
NEW BREAD
>>56258630
NEW BREAD
>>56258630

[Anonymous No.56258635]

>>56258576
Yeah it's actually bullish but fudders trying to make it seem like a nothing burger. Everyone chainlink announced today is only going to increase their user base.

[Anonymous No.56258639]

>>56258612
your story is retarded, cut your computer cable and hang yourself with it

[Anonymous No.56258644]

>>56258633
thanks anon

[Anonymous No.56258648]

>>56258621
>$90k revenue
This is hiring off of money made from dumping. Chainlink will never be profitable because no one uses crypto for any legitimate reason. It's for minting scams and nothing else. This entire "company' is a massive fraud on the scale of FTX or Theranos.

[Anonymous No.56258652]

Shit's getting so dire at CLL that Ari is now living on handouts.

[Anonymous No.56258656]

>>56258628

[Anonymous No.56258662]

BACK TO PLAID SHIRT!!!

[Anonymous No.56258663]

THE FAT MAN COMETH

[Anonymous No.56258669]

>>56258606
Bitcoin is really all that's needed. Bitcoin for moneu and pub/priv key signing can take care of the rest.

[Anonymous No.56258676]

>>56258652
whats disgusting is that we paid for his sallary, and some le epic link marines are cucking out paying for his lunch too

[Anonymous No.56258694]

>>56258676
>we paid for his sallary
Why the fuck did you do that?
Sergey informed us that he would be selling his tokens back before the ICO, and you still bought and held.

Are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.56258700]

>>56258676
LINK holders made these guys centimillionaires for $90k revenues and a bunch of failed promises kek

[Anonymous No.56258707]

>>56258676
>sallary

[Anonymous No.56258743]

>>56258606
>People still don't get that the entire crypto sector is not needed, as a technology.
Exactly. Which is why "Most advanced technology" just doesnt matter. Which is why Chainlink is just a shit token. No one cares about technology.

What matters in crypto is HYPE. Hodginkson gives hype. Vitalik gives hype. Even fucking SBF gave hype.
Sergey on the other hand think that tech matters. It doesn't because crypto is NOT NEEDED at all. Sell the dream, make money in the process. Sergey is a fucking retard for refusing to hype, That is the lesson learnt. Fuck tech, embrace people who hype.

[Anonymous No.56258750]

IS he talking about proof of reserves agian?

[Anonymous No.56258763]

>>56258676
>we paid for his sallary

[Anonymous No.56258767]

>>56258743
you're a massive retard

[Anonymous No.56258783]

>>56258763
oh so hes not part of CLL, they are not getting direct funding from selling tokens on the market to fund CLL?

[Anonymous No.56258786]

>>56258743
LINK marines online hyped the token for free and also paid for their fraudulent company. He made billions dumping on you, I'd say he was pretty successful at using crypto for its intended purpose, scamming.

[Anonymous No.56258792]

>>56258694
>chainlink advocate badge number 16785G reporting for duty


good luck getting a jury to understand what a whitepaper is in court. They're going to see a bunch of working class people scammed while the team lives in mansions

[Anonymous No.56258808]

>>56258792
>scammed
Sergey said before the ICO even happened that he was going to be selling tokens.

[Anonymous No.56258812]

>>56258694
nigger, chainlink network was not sold to ico holders as something that would reley on token sales for the next seven years. When will their be revenue generation so token sales can stop?

[Anonymous No.56258817]

>>56258767
You can keep donating your money to idiots who develop non-needed software code, i prefer to invest where i actually make a positive return of it.

[Anonymous No.56258818]

>>56258694
Just shut the fuck up, you're probably another parasite "advocate" paid to spin shit yourself.

[Anonymous No.56258824]

>>56258808
sergey is not your friend, or maybe he is your boss. Why are you sticking up for him

[Anonymous No.56258830]

>>56258812
>chainlink network was not sold to ico holders as something that would reley on token sales for the next seven years
It literally was.

Sergey said he'd sell tokens to fund the network, and never mentioned a single other source of income.

>>56258818
>>56258824
>buy token whose main holder said he was going to sell
>"WTF HOW CAN HE SELL???"

lmao

[Anonymous No.56258832]

>>56258812
>revenue generation
But they made $90k off of CCIP. That's bullish.

[Anonymous No.56258845]

>>56258743
The reason why people dont invest on hype, is because unlike technology, it’s unpredictable.
You can never guess what the next hyped shitcoin will be, but you sure can see which crypto has the best technology

[Anonymous No.56258868]

>>56258845
There is no technology of any merit in crypto. Why don't you get it? If you want to invest in the best tech, go buy NVDA.

[Anonymous No.56258890]

>>56258868
>There is no technology of any merit in crypto

[Anonymous No.56258897]

>>56258830
you're proving my case, carful you dont get written up by chainlink hr

[Anonymous No.56258918]

>>56258897
We knew 100% before the ICO that selling tokens would be Chainlink's only source of income.

[Anonymous No.56258919]

>>56258890
>Boomer bankers opinions on crypto matter
They aren't involved enough with the sector to realize that it's a useless scam.

[Anonymous No.56258930]

>>56258824
He's a paid shill.

[Anonymous No.56258950]

>>56258919
>97% of institutional investors think tokens will revolutionize finance
>"They aren't involved enough with the sector"

peak cope

[Anonymous No.56258971]

>>56258950
Most investors also thought FTX was a great business and that Theranos would revolutionize blood testing. Many of them are probably old enough to have been Enron holders too.

[Anonymous No.56259005]

>>56258971
>FTX and Theranos were scams
>therefore everything is

[Anonymous No.56259015]

>>56259005
I'm saying almost every cryptocurrency is. Chainlink undoubtedly is.

[Anonymous No.56259023]

>>56259015
You came to the right board and thread, then.

[Anonymous No.56259046]

>>56259023
I literally came to this thread to make fun of LINK owners such as yourself, desperately hoping that it'll pump and that your real lives will finally start.

[Anonymous No.56259066]

>>56259046
So your time is worthless, got it.

[Anonymous No.56259091]

>>56259066
I'm bored over my coffee break. My time isn't wasted if I enjoyed getting a rise out of LINK marines, which I certainly did. Did I hit a little too close to home about you waiting for your real life to start? Kek.

[Anonymous No.56259103]

>>56259091
>coffee break
So you're a wagie trying to give people financial advice.

[Anonymous No.56259126]

>>56259103
Yes, I have a real job and invest in real stocks like all successful people. I'm not a NEET sitting at home dreaming of being successful because he bought Chainlink like you.

[Anonymous No.56259129]

>>56259126
>Yes
fyi, if you're a wagie then your financial advice is worthless.

[Anonymous No.56259137]

>>56258325
its prob 400k and its prob a non white diversity hire

[Anonymous No.56259167]

>>56259129
You should take it, you're going to miss the bull run again trying to invest in "tech" instead of buying BTC/ETH and rotating into new scams in 2025. Old scams like LINK won't pump. But I'm sure you won't listen to me because you're arrogant.

[Anonymous No.56259184]

>>56259167
Hey thanks for your input wagie, now back in your cage.

[Anonymous No.56259284]

Sergey you goofball

[Anonymous No.56259300]

cringe. pure cringe.

[Anonymous No.56259486]

>>56257877
>im not selling at a low price. there is nothing stupid about that, if the markets pump as a whole link will also. im not going to get chopped up trading shitcoins when i can just wait for the cycle to play out

These stupid faggots come here purely to derail the threads with their faggotry while people are trying to find out what's happening at Smartcon.

Rope yourself, you utter waste of oxygen.

[Anonymous No.56260084]

>>56257544
Checked and based

[Anonymous No.56260680]

The future of crypto