/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.50850578]

ETH TEST NET MERGE FAILED AHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.50850591]

>>50850578
Your business is in ruin and I feel bad for being the one to hammer it to hell.

[Anonymous No.50850601]

[Anonymous No.50850611]

Bullshit

[Anonymous No.50850612]

>>50850601
Literally feel bad but holy shit they’re fucking psychopaths

[Anonymous No.50850613]

OhnononononoNONONONO

[Anonymous No.50850639]

>>50850578
No, actually. I fact checked this. It just gave different results than expected.

[Anonymous No.50850647]

Eth will flip btc after the merge but you wouldn't believe it.

[Anonymous No.50850658]

>>50850647
>He thinks the merge is even going to happen

[Anonymous No.50850666]

>>50850647
Don’t forget the makeup and lip gloss kim.

[Anonymous No.50850669]

>>50850647
but the merge is not going to happen, posponned again

[Anonymous No.50850672]

come to AVAX you stupid niggers, ETHomos are ngmi.

[Anonymous No.50850681]

Ducker for degenerate gamblers

https://www.dextools.io/app/ether/pair-explorer/0x20e966013fff2a790942575c177ef6f5404b1de9

[Anonymous No.50850683]

>>50850591
Wtf are you talking about schizo?

[Anonymous No.50850692]

>>50850613
I can't even begin to imagine what a jumbled mess of spaghetti the eth codebase is.

[Anonymous No.50850699]

>>50850683
DUCKER


VIRL SPRING POP UP OPERATION


MK ULTRA

[Anonymous No.50850705]

>>50850683
I’m forking this thread.

[Anonymous No.50850713]

>>50850658
It is. We are literally less than a couple weeks away.

[Anonymous No.50850738]

>>50850705
Nooooooooo!

[Anonymous No.50850744]

>>50850713
It's going to be delayed AGAIN

[Anonymous No.50850752]

>>50850738
Bye.

[Anonymous No.50850818]

nothingburger

[Anonymous No.50850839]

>>50850744
I'm sorry you missed the generational bottom at 888 anon. But the merge is happening and we're going back to ath much much sooner than anyone is ready for.

[Anonymous No.50850890]

It's over.
I'll ride it down to like $10-15 and then pull so I still have enough left to buy a quality rope.

[Anonymous No.50850914]

>>50850818
>still looking into whats happening, but so far so good
>they dont even understand whats going on
if you still have youre funds on eth youre officially brain dead

[Anonymous No.50850920]

reorg happening as we post

[Anonymous No.50850923]

>>50850666
Checked

[Anonymous No.50850924]

>>50850914
go back to your turk roach chain

[Anonymous No.50850941]

>>50850818
>We don't even know what's happening, but it seems to work now so whatever
Extreme cringe

[Anonymous No.50850976]

>>50850818
>future of finance
how the FUCK are these morons allowed to work on ethereum?

[Anonymous No.50850984]

>>50850613
Absolute state of methheads

[Anonymous No.50850987]

>>50850613
Lol Vechain has had ETH staking for years now

[Anonymous No.50851000]

>>50850976
Anon, you and I both know Ethereum isn’t the future of anything but suicides.

[Anonymous No.50851004]

>>50850818
The very fact it did not go entirely as intended and any question about anything means it was not tested enough. This fact scares me.

[Anonymous No.50851012]

>>50851000
HOLY FUCKING CHECKED OH CHRIST NO

[Anonymous No.50851022]

>>50850914
Joke's on you retard. I'm staking so I couldn't sell even if I wanted to.

[Anonymous No.50851029]

>>50851004
no, it means there are barely any geth nodes and too many of them didn't download the update

[Anonymous No.50851035]

>>50851000
Based and checked

[Anonymous No.50851267]

this PoShit system is going to kill ethereum in either the short term (within a year) or long term. Just hope you anons will be here with me to celebrate in good spirits when it plummets as hard as LUNA did. Eth is some web-dev spaghetti code experimental bullshit when it needs to be colonizing-mars level engineering. Trust the plan tho ethbros, proof of cult.

[Anonymous No.50851327]

>>50850578
Hey, Richard Heart here

So as I predicted, the ethereum merge has failed. Not to worry though, Pulsechain mainnet will be arriving shortly and you'll have all your tokens copied over to that chain. Gas prices will be low due to proof of stake which is better for the environment

[Anonymous No.50851342]

>>50850578
That's what you get for allowing literal spergs with their fucking 30 languages

[Anonymous No.50851370]

>>50851327

[Anonymous No.50851414]

IT HAPPENED YAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS
>>50851382
>>50851382
>>50851382

[Anonymous No.50851459]

>>50850578

DOUBLE

DIGIT

SHITCOIN

[Anonymous No.50852033]

>>50850647
yeah if BTC drops back to sub 3k

[Anonymous No.50852095]

AAAAAAAAAAAIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE save me money skelly

[Anonymous No.50852198]

>>50850578
The laser eyes seething about a few niggers didnt update her nodes are beautiful! You know how i know eth ll breach through 10k? You maxis and shitcoiners will be my exit liquidity north from 10k.
Have a good day frens, oh and dont forget to report eth ro your daddy sec, kids!

[Anonymous No.50852214]

>>50851327
How much longer Richard, Bull cycle is about to return you are going to miss the up run. Your 11K bottom call was incorrect.

[Anonymous No.50852220]

>>50851267
is EthPoW the next step for mankind

[Anonymous No.50852295]

>>50852220
NO you noob, they have been cucked by the World Economic forum.Vitalik is nothing but a faggot puppet for the new world order now. Learn your shit or get left behind.

[Anonymous No.50852503]

I don't get it. Just what is the point of this merge? Eth is just old obsolete tech now that there is something in Avax which even a POS Eth will never be able to match. It's just pointless.

[Anonymous No.50852532]

>>50852503
This old-ass pos chain is only where it is because le first mover advantage. They can't admit it's not good enough for the future, so they'll just pile up weird shit on top of it until it all breaks down like a house of cards. Look at this fucking """"""""scaling roadmap""""""""", it looks more like a drawing of mental illness and insane desperation.

[Anonymous No.50852536]

>>50852503
Retards think the merge will be revolutionary, in the end its a nothing burger, fees wont change (thats sharding)

[Anonymous No.50852559]

>>50850578
It didn't fail. I'm definitely a bobo, but the testnet was successful. Reorg was bc some people didn't update software. Doesn't change the fact that ETH will still have the same fees and block times after merge.

[Anonymous No.50852614]

>>50850669
>posponned
Shitskin detected

[Anonymous No.50852627]

>>50852536
fucking retard,
eth will have 3 halvings at once
do some research before typing bullshit, what and absolute faggot

[Anonymous No.50852656]

>>50852627
No

[Anonymous No.50852697]

>>50850713
so two more weeks?

[Anonymous No.50852700]

>>50851004
>it was not tested enough
This is happening on the test net you tard.

[Anonymous No.50852717]

>>50850839
no we're not, even if it goes well, it's gonna be buy the rumours sell the news, people are going to sell the shit out of it, and on top of that we're still in the middle of a multi-year bear market with the global economic collaps still ahead of us

[Anonymous No.50852735]

>>50852627
Halving switching to pos? I thought that only applies to pow.

[Anonymous No.50852738]

>>50852717
Literally everyone is saying this but th chances are high that it's the midwit position.
Why would everyone sell if the merge is supposed to eliminate 90% of the selling pressure? I'm not going to overthink, just buy, the price is literally programmed to go up.

[Anonymous No.50852828]

>>50850613
>random twitter post
Wow ETH BTFO! how will they ever recover.

[Anonymous No.50853015]

>>50850578
yes, please more fud, rebound to ath btc/eth will be glorious

[Anonymous No.50853022]

>>50850692
All code is spaghetti code. There are no "clean" projects.

[Anonymous No.50853256]

>>50851327
hows ur brother, steve heart aka s. heart

[Anonymous No.50853258]

>>50853022
um, no, there are, kadena for example

[Anonymous No.50853297]

Oh wow a git merge didn't work, wow its the end of the world. Holy fuck you kids are faggots. None of you will make it and none of you are women.
/thread

[Anonymous No.50853298]

>>50850713
2 more weeks

[Anonymous No.50853351]

>>50853298
>>50850658
miner cope
its happening and theres nothing you can do rn, your rtx's are gonna be worthless

[Anonymous No.50853372]

>>50852214
>you are going to miss the up run
You mean you are? I doubt the guy you "sacrificed" millions worth of crypto to is gonna miss the bullrun.

[Anonymous No.50853626]

test net merge didn't fail
avax cope as usual

[Anonymous No.50853832]

>>50850647
That ain't going to happen lad, get your facts right, ETH remains the second best and its crypto payment features are still very much intact as stated by Vitalik.

Or am I the only one who thinks that ERC20 tokens are well positioned in terms of crypto payment and by this i mean sylo which can be used for real-life purchases amongst other outstanding utilities.

[Anonymous No.50855139]

ETH merge is Literally A Security Based on the SEC
"Using profits of the tokens sale to build out the network"

Eth fags are soo fucked

"We knew it wasnt built to scale so we put in a TIME BOMB this way we will be FORCED to update the chain dont worry bro"

Bomb gets delayed
Bomb gets delayed
0 votes community gets 0 say

POW doesnt work time to switch to POS
The amount of band aids put on this shit is incredible

JP Morgan and Blackrock own More ETH then any of you will have

Enjoy being out voted on your own chain by the banks you tried to defeat

Miners say fuck Vitalik
Keep the ETH chain going
ETH 2.0 shows up on CMC
Good luck teaching newfags thats the "REAL ETHEREUM" Chain gets forked
Supply doubles
Smart contracts and DEFI breaks
NFTS Staked in old contracts get lost forever or stuck on ETH 1.0

Actual fucken morons

ETH is a literal centralized Security and you are all fucked

[Anonymous No.50855189]

>>50855139
Being a security has literally nothing to do with "using profits from an item sale to develop a project/company".
By this logic, newspapers would be securities since media companies are developed using the proceeds.

You complete and utter moron.

[Anonymous No.50855195]

>>50852717
10k eoy

[Anonymous No.50855207]

>>50855189
In the SEC vs Ripple they say word for fucken word
"Using profits of a tokken sale to build out a network that is unfinished"

This UPDATE to the ETH chain is a HUGE update
Who the fuck paid the ETH foundation to do all this work?

Perhaps the illegal ICO that was done?

You are soo fucked kid

[Anonymous No.50855208]

>>50855139
eth is not fucked even if considered a security

[Anonymous No.50855226]

>>50855207
>In the SEC vs Ripple they say word for fucken word "Using profits of a tokken sale to build out a network that is unfinished"

Post direct quote, with source.

[Anonymous No.50855269]

>>50855139
moronic btc maxi is seething hard. muh jpm muh blackrock!!!
>Good luck teaching newfags thats the "REAL ETHEREUM" Chain gets forked
yeah like it was hard to convince people that btc was the real bitcoin. circle and tether will already support eth2. seethe more maxipad

[Anonymous No.50855284]

>>50855207
>This UPDATE to the ETH chain is a HUGE update
>Who the fuck paid the ETH foundation to do all this work?

Imagine if a newspaper company builds a new office building, a HUGE update to their infrastructure.
Do you automatically think "oh those newspapers they're selling must be securities"?

[Anonymous No.50855366]

>>50855284
is the newspaper company saying they are running a DECENTRILZED platform?

Its not the same thing
Living in denial

Go look up ripple vs SEC one of the core arguments is that ETH network was alrdy up and running and full decentrilzed before the tokken sale(ICO)

HOWEVER
It looks like the network wasnt finished....
Thus the sales of the tokken = the funding of the network
Makes the tokken a secuirty

Hold that shit for the fork
then dump the fuck

ETH is literaly going to the the AOL of smart contracts

[Anonymous No.50855394]

>>50855366
>is the newspaper company saying they are running a DECENTRILZED platform?
Completely and utterly irrelevant to whether something is a security or not.
Show me where in the Howey test (or literally anywhere else in legal theory and/or case law) being "decentralized" is in any way relevant to being considered a security.

[Anonymous No.50855402]

>>50850578
oh i am laffin at everyone who sold on this news

thanks for playing

[Anonymous No.50856041]

>>50851000
checked and hopeful-pilled

[Anonymous No.50856483]

>>50851004
>not tested enough
>while still deploying on testnet
the absolute state of this board.

[Anonymous No.50856609]

>>50850818
>thanks for playing
>thanks for taking part in our experiment

[Anonymous No.50856688]

>>50855195
that's not how bear markets work

[Anonymous No.50856766]

>>50853832
Why the fuck would an erc20 token ever serve as a payment token? They cost a ton of gas to transfer compared to just sending eth itself. The only thing erc20s are good at is bloating the chain, thankfully the Bitcoin community realized that building a bunch of extra crap on the chain just weighs it down and weakens Bitcoin itself

[Anonymous No.50856791]

>>50856766
>They cost a ton of gas to transfer compared to just sending eth itself
lol you're retarded

[Anonymous No.50856800]

>>50856688
we aren't in a bear market anymore my dude. keep seething

[Anonymous No.50857687]

>>50855139
WHy cant mutts shut up nobody cares

[Anonymous No.50857810]

its unreal how shit this board has become lmaooo

[Anonymous No.50857888]

>>50857687
Some folks are complete idiots. The Anon is just negative. This is the fool that will end up regretting not buying when it was cheap.

[Anonymous No.50858024]

>>50851004
What a fucking retarded post Jesus

[Anonymous No.50858052]

>>50855195
That is fucking possible. If not now, then in the long run, but as it is, my expectation is mild and low. If it ever hits that milestone, it will correlate with other alts, especially metaverse and enterprise blockchain like Geeq, and others might likely follow.

[Anonymous No.50858162]

>>50858024
Do you think the merge will be postpone?

[Anonymous No.50858243]

>>50851000
Sadly, this is true...

[Anonymous No.50858345]

>>50855394
That's the reason director William Hinman gave to the public as "market guidance" for ETH not being a security... and ETH did an ICO... I hold ETH but this shit is getting ridiculous and looks really bad

[Anonymous No.50858415]

>>50858345
>and ETH did an ICO
Having an ICO has nothing to do with being a security.

[Anonymous No.50858541]

>>50858415
You haven't paid attention have you?

[Anonymous No.50858569]

>>50858541
I paid enough attention to know the law behind what makes a security.
It's only been standing case law for about 80 years now lmao.

[Anonymous No.50860309]

>>50851267
Space is fake, Jewish and gay anon.

[Anonymous No.50860446]

>>50858052
>then in the long run
the 1-2 year target is 20k. in 2030 we may see a 100k eth

[Anonymous No.50860498]

>>50850647
I can't wait for the merge anon. Would be nice to have gas fees dropped to the barest minimum. I also feel great making private transactions on the blockchain through Railgun and securing my assets from prying eyes.

[Anonymous No.50860679]

>>50860446
Come off it, anon; $100k is far too high and extreme. Without a doubt, the space has a lot of upside potential and the possibility of being adopted, but a projection of $100k is unrealistic.

[Anonymous No.50860753]

>>50860446
10k-20k is much more possible in the long run, and I don't know when this will hit that milestone. I am curious what will become of the space then, including on projects that have an innovative approach to data management.

[Anonymous No.50860788]

>>50860498
>I can't wait for the merge anon
everyone is anticipating for that to come through.

[Anonymous No.50861063]

>>50850578
get fucked ethniggers

[Anonymous No.50861139]

>>50851000
checked and I have all my net worth in eth

[Anonymous No.50862093]

>>50850578
Minerchads were back, start buying up all the GPU's, fuck gaymers.

[Anonymous No.50862219]

>>50851004
I hate how people are retarded in general
imagine how good the world would be if everyone had +20 IQ from their start...

[Anonymous No.50862421]

wait, can you still mine eth. Or is that done for good now?

[Anonymous No.50862733]

>>50862421
I been mining ETH all day. The difficulty bomb is not for another month. Then ETH mining is dead.

[Anonymous No.50862790]

>>50862733
checked.
thanks

[Anonymous No.50863728]

>>50851022
lol this

"After the merge, one will need to run two Ethereum clients, i. The staking client or consensus layer client and ii. The execution layer client, for example Geth, which will still validate and process Ethereum smart contracts and transactions. It is worth pointing out that even after the merge, stakers won’t be able to withdraw their staked Ethereum back into the execution layer, this “second merge” could be another 6 to 12 months away."

[Anonymous No.50863854]

>>50852295
this

[Anonymous No.50863896]

>>50850578
The ethtards have no idea the cluster fuck they are in for, assuming the hackers don’t fuck you during the merge (big assumption) think about the second and third order effects of all the infinite self referential defi protocol leverage built on eth that will also have to fork and potential for hacks, general instability etc. assuming all this goes to plan (big assumption) you just end up with an even more centralized system with single points of failure and control on your staking pools. My popcorn is ready.

[Anonymous No.50863970]

>>50852295
correct

[Anonymous No.50864038]

>>50850578
By the way it was a success and they will do the merge

[Anonymous No.50864687]

>>50850669
Mid September has been confirmed, go hug a tree kek.
ETH 2.0 is next, project like MATIC would make rounds n pull outta 0. range, so also the like of SOL & ALBT too

[Anonymous No.50864817]

>>50855226
>>50855269
That's a total fuckery chad
>>50856800
We still in a bear anon, don't give into the green dildos , more reason why m in stablecoins regardless, it's time for safe yields that print
>>decent rewards

[Anonymous No.50865297]

>>50862733
I'm sure miners are not taking this well. I guess other passive income streams would need to be considered. I for one have switched to LP mining on the Ore Network and the yield is pretty decent.

[Anonymous No.50866220]

>>50863970
americans have their head so far up their ass that they don't realize that most other developed nations have control over the rich and corporations rather than the other way around

[Anonymous No.50866269]

>>50863970
that's it, I'm blocking that retard

[Anonymous No.50866450]

>>50866269
he has a completely reasonable point on that though. most people do own too much garbage that it begins to own them. notice he doesn't say own nothing.

the powder/protein source - looks like he is just saying we should look into it as an option.

i agree on both parts - but bugs to feed poor people imo, im still eating steak when I want to. and as far as ownership of assets, that will never change, but again, people could find some value in reducing their reliance on the world

[Anonymous No.50867222]

>>50850578
thats why its called test net

[Anonymous No.50867259]

sold at 1900

[Anonymous No.50867414]

>>50855366
it's spelled "token" you absolute retard

[Anonymous No.50868343]

>>50850818
>sub-midwits who have never written a line of professional code trying to reply to this

[Anonymous No.50868397]

>>50850578
pic rel

[Anonymous No.50869193]

>>50850578
It merged yesterday afternoon.
Next month main net.
Cope
Seethe
Dial8

[Anonymous No.50869325]

Dont care
BitDAO still buying ETH
ETH still pumping
Seether harder anon

[Anonymous No.50869617]

>>50869193
The mainnet might start off the next bull cycle as we know it. One platform on ETH which I have my eyes on is Railgun for its privacy delivery in DeFi and smart contracts.

[Anonymous No.50869907]

>>50850744


Aged like severed donkey dick. See you on 58750000000000000000000 faggots.

[Anonymous No.50870045]

>>50855139
I already use ERC20 tokens as payment lmfao