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Hey anon, didn't we go to highschool together? I think you asked me out to prom and I rejected you because my friends thought you where too nerdy playing with your bitcoins. Do you want to hang out now? What do you do?

>> No.24896177
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GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY COINS YOU VAPID WHORE BITCH

>> No.24896188

>>OP
This is a fantasy revenge scenario for bitter incels

>> No.24896218
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Quoted by: >>24896491

>>24896188
Yes.

>> No.24896296

>>OP
I'm gay now.

>> No.24896387
Quoted by: >>24896566

>>24896188
And there's nothing wrong with that, fuck those gold digging roasties.

>> No.24896421

>>OP
No thanks I'm married to an actual woman without a penis.

>> No.24896484
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Quoted by: >>24901501

>>OP
>Hey anon, didn't we go to highschool together?
oh hey stacy nice trips but i only date 2D anime girls with green hair now

>> No.24896491
Quoted by: >>24900225

>>24896218
It’s funny how no one can agree on what much juice want.

>> No.24896509

>>OP
OKAY I FORGIVE YOU I LOVE YOU I ALWAYS DID PLEASE LASS GIVE US A FACE SMOTHER WITH THOSE MOMMY MILKIES PLLEEEEEEEASE I FORGIVE YOOOU WAAAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAH

>> No.24896562
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>>OP
Go hang out with Sayori

>> No.24896566
Quoted by: >>24898476

>>24896387
You missed the "fantasy" part. They do not exist, you fucking losers just fantasize about it.

>> No.24896598

>>OP
I sold all my bitcoins at a loss and I'm busy these days but thanks for the offer

>> No.24897533

smart rich Man marry loyal asian women, get out of here you wore

>> No.24898476

>>24896566
You're right in 1 thing anon, women don't exists, now go back to the wage cage, waggie.

>> No.24898525

>being young enough to have been in highschool during bitcoin's lifespan
honestly worth more than any gains

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>>24896188

>> No.24898577
Quoted by: >>24900239

>>OP
THATS. A. MAN.

>> No.24898638

>>OP
Even with millions from bitcoin, girls from hs still wouldnt give shit. In reality they would just say okay cool that you made some money, but im happy with chad

>> No.24898709

>>OP
Hey Steven, you changed since the last time we met...

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Quoted by: >>24901577

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM SO FUCKIN LONELY BROOOOOOOS FUCK I JUST WANNA CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM

>> No.24899940

>>OP
so ugly

>> No.24899981

>>24896188
this will unironically replace stepmom porn on youtube

>> No.24900225

>>24896491
the jew is a personification of globalization and materialism.
- it wants to make money from you.
- it wants to control you
- it doesn't understand beauty or goodness

its pretty consistent in terms of those broad outlined

>> No.24900239

>>24898577
THAT. MAKES. IT. BETTER.
you faggot

>> No.24900284
Quoted by: >>24901322

>>OP
>Do you want to hang out now?
You could buy 20 hookers with one bitcoin, who would accept this pathetic deal?

>> No.24901322
Quoted by: >>24901646

>>24900284
Why would you want to impregnate 20 hookers

>> No.24901340

>>OP
AHEM... AHEM... IF YOUUU CAAAAN'T HANDLE ME AT MY PINK YOUUUU DOOOON'T DESEEERVE ME AT MY GREEEEEN
WHOOOOOORE

>> No.24901459

>>OP
My high school prom date got a DUI and is a waitress in her 20's now. It's not difficult to live better than your average high school slut.

>> No.24901501
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>>24896484
for you king

>> No.24901508

>>OP
right now I'm faping so I can insert my dick in you, and you what do you do?

>> No.24901531

>>OP
Literally have girls from highschool adding me on facebook because I am no longer a skinny nerd. Now I am rich, jacked, tall, tanned nerd. Ignoring everyone.

>> No.24901577

>>24899216
You can coom alone, but you can't cuddle alone.

>> No.24901646

>>24901322
Anon please harems and impreg are my kinks and I'm getting uncomfortably erect thinking about 20 pregnant hookers all carrying my children.

>> No.24901702

>>OP
*ignores to pick up asian bbw*

>> No.24901731
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2017 all over again

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>>24896188
This.
>"Yes. YES. Now I can finally make her feel bad for rejecting me!"
>snaps back to reality
>"AW MAN. I'M STILL POOR AND ALONE."

>> No.24901828

>>OP
I’m sorry after high school I got yellow fever now I just want Asian women
You understand right? Your features remind me of my dad

>> No.24901878

>>24901731
James never sold. He’s still living with his parent eating bologna everyday he’s waiting for triple digits

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>>OP
Shut up witch, I'm tired of everything

>> No.24901924

>>24901731
You anons do realize you can have a normal life & job AND invest in bitcoin, yes?