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when a project based on cum has a better whitepaper than most $100m projects

>> No.21630848

>>21630789
what is this?

>> No.21630921
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>>21630789
Coom will be in the top 10

>> No.21631029

People dismiss this as a meme coin. They don't understand it has better financial mechanics than ampl yam and flow combined. The dev is actually a genius

>> No.21631137

>>21630921
It is our duty now to push it to top 10. It's not about money anymore, it's about COOOOOMING AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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COOM TO THE MOON

>> No.21632189

wait, is this serious? i saw a thread earlier but i thought people were just ironically making fun of the defi situation.

a COOM COIN?

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>> No.21632427

Waiting for reddit retards to pump my stack

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>>21632189
> He didn't hoard $COOM
Have fun explaining the use case of your shitcoin and how it is going to change crypto while we 10x lmao

>> No.21632510

>>21630789
All people who buy coom coin are retards and deserve to lose their money

>> No.21632546 [DELETED] 

>>21632189
you should read the white paper, tho.

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>>21632189

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>>21632510
A non-believer! Quick, COOM at him!

>> No.21632914

>>21632510
I bought some for the memes, also still holding a decent Doge stack. What is life without whimsy?

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>>21632510

>> No.21632921

>>21632510
maybe so but i'm still going to get rich off of it while you stay poor

>> No.21632993

>>21632918
im up 2x, and you?

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>>21632993
Got in late, only up 50%. COOM count still high enough to impregnate my wallet

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>>21632510
Look at this memelet, I bet he doesn't have any brappers or niggercoin!

>> No.21633190

>>21632822
>But muh use case
>Muh corporate backing
They will never learn the memenomics.

>> No.21633207

>>21632510
sir my village now very prosper since all men coom at least 6 time a day they do the needful sir and this make prosper to all world

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I love 4chan so fucking much.
Imagine the millionares on /biz/ make this coin top 10 just for the lolz.
IMAGINE THE POWER OF COOM UUGHHHHHHHHH

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>>21633312
Yeah, whales we need your prostate juice. Get to milking

>> No.21633575

>>21633312
I'm not even in this for the money. I just want a lot of cooms to send to people like niggercoin, brappers, and waifus. These things are gonna be our pog collections after we all make it.

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COOM WITH US IF YOU WANNA BE FILTHY RICH
>https://coomer.cash/
>https://coomer.cash/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/whitepaper.pdf
The first Flash-Mintable Tokens (ERC20) filled with regret:
>https://coomer.cash/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/whitepaper.pdf

Assuming you're totally new to crypto:

>create an account on your exchange (on coinbase, be sure to set up the Google authenticator)
>buy ETH on coinbase with USD or EUR whatever fiat currency you own
>download the Google chrome/Firefox extension called Metamask (https://metamask.io/))
>create a wallet
Wallet in which you'll send the ETH previously bough. Store and don't share your seed phrase with anyone. Use a strong password.
>send/withdraw the ETH you bought on coinbase to your metamask wallet
Once you've received your ETH, go here to buy :
>https://app.uniswap.org/#/swap?outputCurrency=0x2f3e054D233c93C59140c0905227c7C607c70cbb

Charts:
>https://www.livecoinwatch.com/price/CoomCoin-COOM
>https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x8beb1d95be9004bd139bc74c4d44156909890982

BE A SEALMEN DIVER
>10K: Private COOMER
>50K: COOMtenant
>100K: First COOMtenant
>200K: COOMptain
>500K: MajorCUUM
>1Mil: CUUMlonel
>2mil: Brigadier COOMERral
>10mil: Major COOMERal
>20mil: BLUE BALLS General
>100mil: General of the Sperm Armies

STACK COOM - SPERM COUNT:
>2.1 or higher - Sharkbull Ejaculord
>2.1M - CHAD SPERM WHALE
>1M to make it bonus prego waifu (requires $WAIF)
>100k suicide sperm count
>0 non coomer ngmi infertile cuck

Remember, you are now in clownworld. The world you knew before is gone. This is the reason I invest in COOM. I'm done trying to outsmart clownworld, so let's outdumb it. When in clownworld, act like the clowns. Put on your red rubber nose and buy COOM.

SOON
https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins/coom-coin