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>> No.17856203

thanks for the free puts losers

>> No.17856212

When is Trump speaking?

>> No.17856216
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17856216

I WALK A LONELY ROAD

THE ONLY ONE THAT I HAVE EVER KNOWN

>> No.17856219
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17856219

These pumps are getting shorter and shorter. Level 2 circuit breakers incoming.

>> No.17856222

>>17856212
an hour if that.

>> No.17856226
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17856226

This is my normal pump

>> No.17856227

Wow what an organic rise in stock prices. Surely this will continue.

>> No.17856230

NICE TRY BULLS LMAO

KEKED

>> No.17856231

brr

>> No.17856234

>>17856189
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC1C4g8YOA4

>> No.17856239

>college freshman
>No capital to invest
By the time I have assets this will be long over. Feelsbadman

>> No.17856242
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17856242

PUMP HARDER PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO LOSE MONEY

>> No.17856246

What was that? A 30 second pump? Wonder how much that cost.

>> No.17856247

Pump it Jerome . Save us

>> No.17856248

>>17856222
If corona hasn't gotten him, because that test was bullshit. He got his results in hours not days

>> No.17856249

>already dropping again

>> No.17856261
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17856261

>needs to do more
What did he mean by this?

>> No.17856260
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17856260

>Engineer finally fixed the printer
>Ran out of ink after 2 pages

>> No.17856268

what a small dick pump, didn't even get a chance to buy puts.

>> No.17856276

Are people shorting during this and is that why it goes up and down in like few point percentages? Why would anyone buy at this point only for it to go down in 2 minutes?

>> No.17856278

/smg/ caught in the bear trap I see
10% you say HAHAHA LOOK ITS ALREADY GOING BACK UP 9%?
WHOOPS WELL GUESS WHAT ITS BACK TO BELOW 9%
WERE GONNA BULL FELLAS

>> No.17856283
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17856283

>>17856226
This is a super pump

>> No.17856285

>>17856239
I was finishing high school in 2008, I know your pain. But at least you'll be a 30 year old boomer during the next crash, ready to strike

>> No.17856286
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17856286

America will have federal quarantine orders in place by the end of the week.

Pump that, Jerry.

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>>17856234

>> No.17856289

WHAT TO BUY DURING GAY TRUMP SPEECH

>> No.17856290
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>>17856247
>he bought ze pump?

>> No.17856291

>>17856261
shut er down?

>> No.17856293

WHAT DID I TELL YOU FAGS? WE WILL CLOSE AT -4% ONLY AND TOMORROW WE WILL PUMP +12%

>> No.17856296

rolling for Dow ending off the day sub 20k

>> No.17856295
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>>17856189
Hey guys, I invested when we were almost to 30k a month ago. As long as I don't sell I haven't lost anything so when do you think it'll go back up?

>> No.17856298
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17856298

>ITS GOING DOWN AGAIN!

>> No.17856299

>>17856289
puts if it goes up
puts if it goes down

>> No.17856301

brrrrr is our life now guys

>> No.17856306
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17856306

>been sitting at 25% cash for three years waiting for a correction
Bring on the deals

>> No.17856310
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17856310

HA the bullsies thought they had us there for a second. The fed can't save you, silly bullsies

>> No.17856321
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17856321

>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF BULLKEKS

>> No.17856324
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17856324

>>17856189
YOU STAY IN THIS DIP YOU'RE DEAD KEEP PUMPING

>> No.17856326

NEW: SCHUMER proposing new $750 BILLION comprehensive package to wage war against coronavirus COVID-19

>> No.17856329
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>>17856248
Turn around for my hospital is 72 hours. That said, it's only a NAT test so they can cook them in probably 6 hours if it's for the President.

Also, anybody have any thoughts on picrelated? I figure vidya sales will increase with digital distribution and everybody NEETing it up, kek.

>> No.17856333

>>17856306
This is possibly one of the few times in history when that was a winning strategy

>> No.17856336

>>17856293
unironically I hope so, I need more cheap SQQQ

t. turbobear

>> No.17856340
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17856340

PAMP EET

>> No.17856339

>>17856216
I don't know how low it goes
But it's only me, and my stocks
I walk this empty trading floor
On the boulevard of broken stocks
Where the city gets coronas
And I'm the only one, and I walk alone

>> No.17856341

>>17856227
There's a number of things that could be happening.
Permabull buyers
Put sell offs and puts being exercised
Call buys
Algo trading/short squeeze, etc

>> No.17856356

Who is more powerful? JEROME of the Fed or the combined might of the BOGNADOVS?
Extremely important question. This will determine whether the Stock Market skyrockets to infinity (JEROME) or crashes to zero (BOGS)

>> No.17856357

>tfw in grad school and can only throw in ~$500

>> No.17856358

>>17856261
Cuomo spent most of his hour long presser talking about how the Feds aren't doing enough, so it sounds like this is starting to break at the seams as far as a coordinated response.

>> No.17856362
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17856362

*ahem*

>> No.17856364

BACK TO SUB 21100

>> No.17856365

>>17856306
>markets down 25%+
>still no deals

>> No.17856368

>>17856333
Nice trips. I did it 8 years into the bull run because I knew it was historically inevitable that something, anything, would happen.

>> No.17856369

total
global
saturation

>> No.17856370
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17856370

WHAT THE FUG

>> No.17856375
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>>17856261
>>17856291
>>17856358
ahem

>> No.17856384

>5 trillion in repos just announced for month of april.

>> No.17856390

Will the SPY be pumped back up to 255 again? I need a better entry

>> No.17856392
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>>17856370
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS LISTEN

>> No.17856394

Every fucking time. Millions of people short waiting for it to go down over 4 hours only to over do it and send it rocketing up by covering.

>> No.17856397

>>17856306

Same but all my money is in my savings for the past year. Haven't found any opportunities to buy in after profiting off the kraft heinz fiasco last year. Now to wait till this shitstorm blows over.

>> No.17856398
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17856398

sub 20k when?

>> No.17856402

>>17856261
Complete lockdown is the only thing left. The faggot just said lol go find your own medical equipment

>> No.17856406

>>17856369
>*heavy breathing followed by QTE*

>> No.17856413

>>17856384
They're just fuckin up the economy even more.

>> No.17856414

why do you guys keep memeing about SQQQ

>> No.17856415
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17856415

WSM has lost 50% of their value since the start of this shitshow. But isn't quarantine and shutdown of restaurants in places like Illinois going to encourage more people to cook at home? Boomers and zoomers alike will be ordering fancy new cooking utensils and appliances. This seems like a good buying opportunity to me. I've been waiting for this stock to drop for ages so I could buy some.

Gimme your thoughts on other ways to profit from the entire western populace cowering in their homes for the next year.

>> No.17856417
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>>17856356
Fed bows to the Rothschilds who bow to the Bogdanoffs.

>> No.17856422

>>17856357
>graduating into a recession instead of retiring early with your tuition money

>> No.17856424

>>17856239
welcome to the Lost Generation

>> No.17856430
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17856430

>>17856362

>> No.17856433

>>17856414
Good for shorting currently. When the market is dropping, it goes up, during pumps, it goes down, which is when people are buying it for the next drop.

>> No.17856434

>>17856414
because it's printing money and entirely predictable with Trump's stupid pump speeches.

>> No.17856435

TRUDEAU WAS KEKED BY IDRIS ELBA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17856436

>>17856261
cuomo is a faggot anti-American so not a surprise

>> No.17856441
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>>17856414
stonks go down
sqqq go up

>> No.17856443
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>>17856283
Kek, these memes were worth the massive ~25% dump over the last month

>> No.17856444

>>17856414
SNSS BUY BUY BUY

>> No.17856446
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17856446

>check share i'm interested in
>R$ 11
>put buy orders at R$ 8,50 and R$ 8,20
>tfw i got both
thanks fed

>> No.17856449

>>17856435
That sounds like a /tv/ meme. I love this timeline.

>> No.17856450

>>17856398
Peak again panic is next Sunday
First massive wave of illness two weeks
Quarterly warning reports come in April

>> No.17856453

>>17856415
>profiting off the world collapsing

kys

>> No.17856456

>>17856422
i'm out in 2021, hopefully things are better then

>> No.17856459

>>17856415
>people cant go to work or are not sure their company will still exist after beeing shut down for weeks/months
>"HAHA PERFECT TIME TO BUY a 500$ SOUP KETTLE"

>> No.17856463

>>17856239
>graduated this month
>90-95% chance I'm not picked for the Navy

>> No.17856464

>>17856384
Does anyone know the total?

>> No.17856467
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aaaahahahahhhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhhahahahhahahahahahah

>> No.17856469
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>> No.17856471
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17856471

This is the effect of your pump?
That is all you can do Jerome?

>> No.17856473

>>17856239
Same boat, started uni in UK in september and i've got 550 in my bank account. And Interactive brokers needs you to be 21 to be able to have a margin account so trading is pretty much a no-go for me.

>> No.17856475

OH WOW I CAN WATCH TROLLS AT HOME ON RELEASE DAY thanks comcast

>> No.17856477
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17856477

Are people shorting during this and is that why it goes up and down in like few point percentages? Why would anyone buy at this point only for it to go down in 2 minutes?

>> No.17856489
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17856489

>>17856189
CAPITALISM, HO!
>>17856398
I wish today but probably opening tomorrow when it tanks tonight in the futures

>> No.17856490
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>>17856435
Actually true, Idris fucked his wife while he stood in a corner fapping. That's why he didn't get Corona but they did

>> No.17856491

>another fed pump
I hope their families choke to death

>> No.17856492

>>17856212
3:30 ET but he's never on time. Classic Trump. Dabbing on the media by leaving them hanging.

>> No.17856493

>>17856430
Wait I think that might be a fish. Here:
https://youtu.be/zt2h_GUa5BI

>> No.17856497
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>>17856295
Never. It's over.

>> No.17856499
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17856499

Uh lol

>> No.17856500

what the fuck did I do to deserve INO crashing so fucking hard

>> No.17856501

>>17856295
SORCE pls sir

>> No.17856506

Nice try Mr. Powell
However...

>> No.17856509

>>17856295
OMG SAUCE I NEED SAUCE!

>> No.17856511

>>17856450
Best thing to short for that?

>> No.17856521
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17856521

>>17856444
>44 cents
THAT SNSS TRANNY TRIPFAG IS LITERALLY ABOUT TO KILL HIMSELF
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH

>> No.17856523

>>17856490
SOCIAL DICKENING

>> No.17856530
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17856530

>>17856397
Enjoy the upcoming deals my friend, but not yet, not yet.

>> No.17856533
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17856533

>>17856490
But Trudeau's even blacker than he is

>> No.17856537

FUCKING STOP ALREADY JEROME WE'RE GONNA RUN OUT OF FUCKING PAPER AT THIS RATE JUST LET IT FALL THROUGH 20K IT'S OVER

>> No.17856538

>>17856189
what visual novel is that??

>> No.17856539

DOW 17K EOD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFw-yXUHTLg

>> No.17856545

>>17856499
>get thousand bucks
>buy more SPY puts
brilliant

>> No.17856548

What puts you guys loading up on when the retard gives his speech?

>> No.17856550

i bought spy calls is trump going to pump?

>> No.17856558
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17856558

FUCK OFF FEDS I WANT ANOTHER BREAKER

>> No.17856559

inb4 -9.99% again

>> No.17856562

>>17856521
He's a Trump cultist, he is impervious to reality

>> No.17856563

why is the bump limit so low on this gayass board

>> No.17856569

>>17856492
I think you meant, hiding from the market.

>> No.17856571

If MRNA is successfull this is going to be huge

MRNA shipping off their vaccine

MRNA guys... soo easy..

>> No.17856573
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17856573

Lol what was this?

>> No.17856575

>>17856509
>>17856501
https://exhentai.org/g/1106138/49d345c9d7/

>> No.17856576

Level 3 circuit breakers before 3:30 is the only way to dodge the scheduled Trump Pump

>> No.17856580

>>17856509
Use vndb/saucenao on the drop down, niggers

>> No.17856585

>>17856548
depends on how fast it climbs.

>> No.17856587

where da snss felon at

>> No.17856588
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17856588

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPs6bbMf5Sw

printers are starting to sound strange

>> No.17856592

>>17856550
You should have bought puts during his speech

>> No.17856597

>>17856576
I don't think we're going to make it, fren
Bearbros...what were we thinking??
Stocks to end up +20%

>> No.17856599
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>>17856497
w-we're going to recover when corona is over though r-right?

>> No.17856605

>>17856521
>cutting my hours
he's a literal wagie?

>> No.17856608

>>17856559
>what do you mean market crash? it hasn't even dropped two digits!
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.17856612

>>17856573
i think your chart glitched. i'm not seeing that wick on SPY.

>> No.17856613

retard here

why do people sell if this is obviously a temporary thing ?

its not like airplanes and airports aren't going to exist next year

>> No.17856616

>>17856501
>>17856509
>>17856575
Boys... if you want a good one, look for ookami sensei.

>> No.17856617
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>> No.17856619

Accumulate REFR

>> No.17856621
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17856621

Jerome POWER
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17856623
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17856623

>>17856613
emotions

>> No.17856624

>>17856613
The problem isn't the virus

>> No.17856625
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17856625

>>17856605
also a felon and a faggot

>> No.17856627
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17856627

>Futures bring the market down 7-10%
>FED pumps crab the market for the rest of the day

When does this process end? When we hit 0?

>> No.17856628

DO I BUY PUTS BEFORE CLOSE WHEN IT GETS BRRRRRED TODAY OR WAIT TOMORROW?

>> No.17856629

>>17856613
THIS

>> No.17856631
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17856631

>>17856588
T-This print is not necessary Jerome

>> No.17856632

>>17856521
You must be losing a lot of money and be desperate to feel better, but you're missing something important.
SNSS is green today.

>> No.17856634

>>17856613
If the company goes bankrupt it will not exist next year.

>> No.17856639

>>17856613
because you could be left holding for years

>> No.17856641

Its pretty cringe listening to all my normie friends backtrack on corona after I told them to prepr 1 month of food in January and now all of a sudden they are taking it seriously

>> No.17856642

>>17856613
Smart people sold earlier so they could buy their assets back for cheaper right now or later.

>> No.17856647

>>17856632
FAG

>> No.17856650

Fuck it bearbros.... they will never allow it to go below 20 000

>> No.17856653

Greedy bears getting all their money scalped by algorithms. It's not he FED that isn't letting the market go down.

>> No.17856654

What's the point of these gay little pumps

>> No.17856656

>>17856573
i saw that too.

>> No.17856658

>>17856599
yeah

>> No.17856665

>>17856545
based

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>>17856599
How many busniesses do you think are about to go under because of a 3-4 months of pure loss?
Even if the government covers peoples wages we will still have to rebuild.

It's over. Capitalism requires circulation of value through the economy. All it took was coronachan to yank one barring out of the wheel to send the whole thing off the tracks,

>> No.17856670

>>17856599
How should we repay China for corona?

>> No.17856672

>>17856617
I work at TD in NJ and have experienced the same, Garda who delivers our money missed two scheduled shipments. We're giving customers whatever other customers have deposited throughout the day.

>> No.17856673

I've been researching and learning my options trading lingo for a few weeks now: what's considered a decent put to purchase on the SPY currently? I should wait for Trump's speech first, right?

Any recommended prices/dates?

>> No.17856676

>>17856647
Stay mad.

>> No.17856678

EUROFAGS what platform do you guys use???


thanks.

>> No.17856679

>>17856650
yeah, that's what they said about December 2018 lows too, yet look where we are

>> No.17856685

>>17856650
bearbro..... they don`t have power anymore

>> No.17856686

>>17856625
God, I feel dirty for even replying to the filthy pleb.

>> No.17856688

>>17856666
wasted

>> No.17856690

>>17856678
https://www.tradingview.com/chart/?symbol=TVC%3ADJI

>> No.17856691 [DELETED] 

T. a>>17856666
retard.

>> No.17856694

>>17856641
do any of them have hot gf/wives? start coming up with a price list now. eg 1 can soup = blowjob, 0.5 lbs white rice = penetration, etc

>> No.17856695

>>17856613
gotta get out before the next guy

>> No.17856702

is the orange going to talk everyday to try to pump the market?
lol

>> No.17856704

Guys remeber that year when we burned previous year gains in 1 month what a crazy time haha

>> No.17856705

>>17856670
Nuke Wuhan with no warning

>> No.17856706

>>17856632

Still waiting my respones from the Trump failed foreing policy faggot

>> No.17856712

Bear bros you have to stop being so fucking greedy 20k is the floor you pathetic leeches, cash out now and keep ur gains, it wont be going lower

>> No.17856715

>>17856672
Thats fucking illegal aka ponzi scheme

>> No.17856716

>>17856673
Go back to pleddit

>> No.17856717

>>17856189
mods, please sticky the /smg/ so I don't have to go through the entire catalogue every single time I refresh

>:P

>>17856216
>justed

>>17856226
>normal brrrr

>>17856283
>super brrrr

>>17856286
>SUPER SAIYAN

>>17856290
>bogged

>>17856306
you filthy cokroach

>>17856469
>2spooky4me

>>17856588
>dat V shape

>>17856621
see
>>17856286

>> No.17856722

>>17856573
yes that happen today kek
me was one of person who bought SPY @ 239

O_O

>> No.17856723

>>17856617
My money is at the credit union but I still want to pull it out

I unironically see a bank run happening soon

>> No.17856724

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_bjDAZazWU
>RELEVANT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_bjDAZazWU
>RELEVANT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_bjDAZazWU
>RELEVANT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_bjDAZazWU
>RELEVANT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_bjDAZazWU
>RELEVANT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_bjDAZazWU
>RELEVANT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_bjDAZazWU
>RELEVANT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_bjDAZazWU
>RELEVANT

>> No.17856730

>>17856653
Thats ok, sold all my 3/20 puts for a profit, I can keep waiting on the other ones

>> No.17856731

>>17856673
>what's considered a decent put to purchase on the SPY currently
slightley otm

> I should wait for Trump's speech first, right?
yes its probably getting brrr like friday again

>> No.17856734

>>17856673
a strike price you think is reasonable given the circumstances + an equally reasonable date you think it's going to hit the strike by
plan 1-2 weeks ahead, don't jump in blind

>> No.17856737

>>17856690
for buying/selling

>> No.17856738

>>17856694
Based psychopath

>> No.17856739
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>>17856632
Good luck SNSS anon. Your shitty penny stock gave me hope and gains when I needed it most. Let's hope it keeps heading back upward. I might buy some more tomorrow seeing as it's under my average cost for the first time in months.

>> No.17856740
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>>17856189

BREAKING NEWS:

ANOTHER $750 BILLION DOLLARS.

IT. IS. OVER

>> No.17856742

>>17856654
Sell volume is too low but short volume is too high. 90% of shorts have to cover.

>> No.17856744

Will there be a place in the new world post-coronavirus for space tourism? I'm bagholding SPCE right now.

>> No.17856745

>>17856715
>Jews care
More migrants, goy.

>> No.17856746
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>>17856632
I'm not rich by any means but I'm pretty sure that I made more than your entire net worth today. I really just hate you, you're such a faggot.

>> No.17856748

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BmEGm-mraE

>> No.17856749

40% of all stocks suffer a catastrophic loss from which they never recover. Don't believe the bullshit propaganda that every company recovers from a recession. There are winners and losers.


https://www.irishtimes.com/business/personal-finance/extreme-winners-take-it-all-while-40-of-stocks-suffer-catastrophic-declines-1.1970035

>> No.17856750
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17856750

Can someone explain to me if Mister orange president or fed can just keep pumping or is there any limit?

Like, why don't they just keep pumping it?

>> No.17856755

>>17856673
Wait for the retard, and get a cheap one thats far out

>> No.17856757
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>>17856712
Nonsense. Beary bears much go all in with max leverage pls and thnx

>> No.17856759

should I buy calls for tommrow?

>> No.17856761

>>17856666
>It's over. Capitalism requires circulation of value through the economy. All it took was coronachan to yank one barring out of the wheel to send the whole thing off the tracks,

>SATAN quads

NOOOOOOOOO!

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>>17856712
I'm not stopping until I see a big fat 19 on my screen.

>> No.17856765

>>17856740
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.17856773

>>17856746
What did you invest in?

>> No.17856776

>>17856739
Thanks anon. Lot of salt on this board but I'm used to it at this point.

>> No.17856782

>>17856575
Thanks based anon

>> No.17856783

>>17856670
190% sanctions
Real talk, heavier restrictions on them and tougher regulations. Because they’re a threat to the west but mostly to east asia since it’s in direct reach.

>> No.17856787

>>17856748
based anon

>> No.17856790
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17856790

FUCKING AIRLINE BAILOUT FUCKING OVER MY PUTS THIS IS SOME GODDAMNED BULLSHIT, FUCK THE GOVERNMENT, GIVE ME A HANDOUT WHY DONTCHA

>> No.17856791

>>17856717
are you fucking retarded? Use ctrl+f

>> No.17856793

Ok I think the end of day pump is being launched now

>> No.17856795

>>17856453
what do you think we are all doing here lol

>> No.17856796
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17856796

does anyone know why sometimes an option i have spikes in value despite being worth almost nothing? i was fucking asleep when this shit spiked up 800% but then went immediately back to almost worthless, if i had a sale limit order placed would it have sold?

>> No.17856798

>>17856749
who are the winners?

>> No.17856799

I wonder why usury was so stigmatized in old times

>> No.17856802
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>>17856717

>> No.17856803

>>17856773
Stonks

>> No.17856805

>>17856742
Explain...

>> No.17856812

>>17856717
just keep it open in another tab or go back

>> No.17856813

>>17856759
calls AND puts

>> No.17856819

Im getting tired bros. It seems like every other trade I do still ends up failing.

>> No.17856821

>>17856746
whatd you get fren?

>> No.17856822

>>17856613
If you have an airline stock that was worth $105, and it falls to $100 while you know it's going to fall further, you cash out so that you can buy the stock back at a lower price. If the price falls to $20, you can buy 5 times the amount of stock, and then when it rebounds you can make 5 times your initial investment. Trading 101.

>> No.17856828

>>17856670
you'd better behave yourself or they're not going to bail you out this

>> No.17856831

>>17856670
Let all Chinks be eaten by dogs.

>> No.17856833

>>17856724
see:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPRMx2k1NM8

>> No.17856834

>>17856773
>>17856821
SPY puts on Friday. I don't think now is a good entry point though personally, wait until it pumps then buy in.
>>17856796
Because Robinhood is dogshit and calculates the value off of the Ask randomly.

>> No.17856836

>>17856613
You sell when you know it's gonna go down. And then come back to buy cheapies when you know it's gonna start going up.

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>>17856795
seriously kek
this most money have every made in like 4 year of trading O_O

>> No.17856843

>>17856819
Trading in this volitilitu is hard. Every day it's coin flip if you choose to hold overnight.

>> No.17856844

>>17856632
HAHAHA where were you this morning when SNSS was tanking you fucking dumb niggerfaggot felon?
Reminder that you'd have made exponentially more by swinging than you save by holding. SNSS to .10. Kill yourself.

>> No.17856847

>>17856796
knwon robinhood glitch, has existed for years
it means nothing
your options were never worth that much

>> No.17856848

>>17856295
>Hey guys, I invested when we were almost to 30k a month ago. As long as I don't sell I haven't lost anything so when do you think it'll go back up?
It could take literal years for us to get back there. If you want a worst-case scenario, check the Nikkei 225's value on December 29, 1989. Now look at where it's been for the last 30 years.

>> No.17856855

>>17856834
Fucking based. Thanks for the tip, fren

>> No.17856858

>>17856666
>businesses crashing
They'll literally borrow more and more money from the banks and they'll be allowed to because the Fed will keep bailing them out, it's fine

>> No.17856865

Is there a trump speech today?

>> No.17856868

>>17856858
>

>> No.17856875

I'm sorry, but did the Markets already close? Oh, that's right. The trading day isn't even over yet. In fact, there's still a couple hours left. Does having a -9% count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the Market is still open? The Stock Markets are still playing right now and they have been the best they have ever been for how many years now? They're working against just a dumb cold and cough in the USA which just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of social media panic. But you know what? It's still just a fucking cold. The US Stock Market is one of the best fucking economies in the world, it hit an ATH of over 29k JUST THIS YEAR and would of kept going up if the feds didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Stocks rebound and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Stocks just went up to only -8% loss and will pump once Trump makes his speech in half an hour, just like it did on Friday. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these pink wojack topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the Markets because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

>> No.17856889

>convince millennials to put all their money in high yield online savings
>"le fugg le brick and mortar!"
>collapse economy, bank runs ensue
>millennials can't get their money out of these online banks, it's gone forever
the jew-mers can't keep getting away with it

>> No.17856892

>>17856834
What price did you ask for the puts?

>> No.17856896

Literally all movement happens in the futures. Normal day is just jerking off.

>> No.17856897
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17856897

HERE COMES THE RALLY TO THE MOON

>> No.17856899

>>17856865
March 16, 2020. Live. Next event begins at 3:30 PM EDT. Upcoming Events. 3:30 PM EDT.
https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/

>> No.17856903

>>17856865
of course we live in
>current year
its at 330 eastern
if its delayed until 4 he doesnt have news or solutions
if its at 330 as scheduled he has news and expect a pump
play your cards wisely

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>>17856763
BEAR RALLY WHEN?

>> No.17856906

>>17856839
rkg, is that you?

>> No.17856908

>>17856875
Amazing

>> No.17856909

>>17856843
Im basically just going into cash and doing swing trades while waiting for the bottom.

>> No.17856910

>>17856865
this.

is there?

>> No.17856911

they just keep feeding money into the meatgrinder and it keeps doing nothing

>> No.17856912

>>17856875
longest post i ever seen

>> No.17856913

>>17856868
nah hes right
THey wont let businesses crash for some 2 month lockdown of the economy

>> No.17856916

>>17856802
this

>> No.17856920

>>17856875
Kek. Based Berniebro

>> No.17856924

>>17856828
Kek, those chinks are going to need too.

>> No.17856927

>>17856889
>millenials in america
>having money

>> No.17856929

>>17856844
Good lord I would not want to see your balance sheet.

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>>17856530

I'm just busy researching shit which are either immune to this chinese boogeyman flu or are set and forget tier. Might buy some costco soon since I see a bunch of christfags in their sunday best literally line up for the 10am open and for bottled water and tp yesterday. Going to sit out for this bear market for the mean time.

>> No.17856931

>>17856632
kys nigger lover

>> No.17856932

Bulls are literally braindead, just because a correction happens doesn’t mean we’re not deep in bear woods for the next month

>> No.17856943

>>17856899
>>17856903
Thanks. Almost seems like every 2k drop he comes out at 3:30 to pump. Ill buy my puts at that point. Thanks.

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17856944

>>> not at 3:15pm

what does it mean?!?!?!?!?

>> No.17856945

you guys ready for the bull run? they announced Trump presser moving earlier to 3pm ET, sounds like they have good news and want to give the market time to pump. buy calls now!

>> No.17856947

>>17856617
Oh fuck lol

>> No.17856951

>>17856899
Trump just needs shut up. Talking every other day or everyday isnt helping

>> No.17856956

>>17856717
Bookmark this

>>>/biz/smg

>> No.17856959

Trump’s speech in 10 min now. Expect a huge pump very soon

>> No.17856960

Should I buy SPY or TQQQ calls near the end of the day and sell tomorrow?

>> No.17856963

>>17856924
unironically. today's dump happened because the numbers from China came out yesterday.

>> No.17856964

>>17856889
Lmao i hope all bitcoiners loose everything.

>> No.17856967

How many fucking "announcements" will you retarded bulls fall for? Jesus christ you guys are more gullible than shitcoin traders in 2018.

>> No.17856971

>>17856927
>tfw millenial with money
Gonna live like a god when the boomers die.

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17856973

Dumbass here.

If the Fed prints out more money, wouldn't the inflation rate of the USD would go up?

>> No.17856977

>>17856511
I don't do shorts I'm conservative. Just sitting on cash getting ready to start buying after next week

>> No.17856980

>>17856617
>>17856672
Hahaha holy shit, that isn't good.

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>>17856875
This had better be a new copypasta. I want to see this in every /smg/ from now on

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>>17856944
*Now at 3:15 instead of 3:30

fuck what a waste of the best doubles

>> No.17856991

Can amerimutts tell me in how many tell me in how many hours trump speaks

not willing to convert the 3.30 to central euro timezone

>> No.17856992

>BREAKING: France will be put on lockdown to stop the spread of coronavirus, president says
Is this bullish?

>> No.17857004

>>17856973
what's inflation?

>> No.17857007

>>17856960
Buy calls before Trump talks, but it's a gamble.

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>>17856453
>He only likes capitalism when his massively inflated bull market is on the run.
Funny how that works, man. SO FUNNY!

>> No.17857012

>>17856992
Didn't they already do that?

>> No.17857016

>>17856963
Those bug people know they are fucked.

>> No.17857017

>US growth to shrink 5%

this is bullish right?

>> No.17857018

>>17856973
Inflation is a fucking meme its literally bullshit

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>>17856991
in 7 minutes from now

>> No.17857023

>>17856613
sold at open despite 9% overall loss with the reasoning:

1. The Fed can't do much more
2. The panic and economic slowdown is going to get worse
3. Petroleum might recover much, much slower than tech (exit XOM position so I have more cash to buy MSFT, AAPL etc. on the rebound)

so I'll buy back in a few days...at the earliest
really it looks like we're set for a bunch of horror stories all week and next

>> No.17857024

>>17856971
Get ready to buy a fuckton of real estate mcmansions when the boomers finally die

>> No.17857026

WHOEVER LINKS ME TRUMP STREAM FIRST WILL BE GREEN EOD

>> No.17857030

>>17856973
The FED will take it out of circulation when they are paid back.

>> No.17857032

>>17856992
oui oui

>> No.17857031

>>17856977
why

>> No.17857034

>>17856973
Yes the supply has gone up so now there is a lower price. On top of that, if there is less demand/utility in the dollar and other actual assets are used, it becomes a bit of a snowball.

>> No.17857035

>>17856991
20 minutes

>> No.17857037

>>17856951
This. He needs to just stop and let it all fall and then come out and fix it. Stop overreacting to the market. Elections are months away still. Plenty of time to fix it.

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>>17856875

>> No.17857040

Trump speech when? this -9% crabbing is boring

>> No.17857041

I'm sorry, but did the Markets already close? Oh, that's right. The trading day isn't even over yet. In fact, there's still a couple hours left. Does having a -9% count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the Market is still open? The Stock Markets are still playing right now and they have been the best they have ever been for how many years now? They're working against just a dumb cold and cough in the USA which just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of social media panic. But you know what? It's still just a fucking cold. The US Stock Market is one of the best fucking economies in the world, it hit an ATH of over 29k JUST THIS YEAR and would of kept going up if the feds didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Stocks rebound and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Stocks just went up to only -8% loss and will pump once Trump makes his speech in half an hour, just like it did on Friday. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these pink wojack topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the Markets because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing

>> No.17857042

France on lockdown, market pumps. Sounds about right.

>> No.17857044

>>17856973

yes, it will. Just wait, hyper-inflation soon.

>> No.17857050

>>17856929
>Buy at .6
>Sell at 1.2
Investment doubled
>Buy at .7
>Sell at 1
Almost doubled again. And it just about happened a third time too.
But instead you did this
>Buy at .6
>Ignore 4x gains
>Lose everything as it tanks to .3
>I-it's green today!! (despite losing 50% off its 52 wh)
LMFAO

>> No.17857051

>>17856875
>because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the Markets because they're good
This is what a rational investor mindset looks like. Take notes nerds

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>>17856875
Based

>> No.17857053

>>17857026
twitch.tv/trumpsc

>> No.17857055

>>17856858
>Line go up and never come down :DDD

>> No.17857056

>>17856991
22 minutes

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>>17856991
>he doesn't know his time zone to wall street hours like the back of his hand

pathetic

>> No.17857060

>>17856776
> Lot of salt on this board
Literally no one here is upset about you losing money besides you, you dumb faggot.

>> No.17857061

>>17857019
Water is stronk af this nigga wack

>> No.17857063

>>17857026
white house youtube channel

>> No.17857070

>>17856992
Short France?

>> No.17857071

>>17857026
I already provided a link brah, scroll up.

>> No.17857072

Thinking it might be worth selling my positions and picking them back up on a discount at closing

>> No.17857077

>>17856973
Short-term inflation to prevent a total crash of the economy is usually preferable

>> No.17857078

>>17856973
Under normal pre-2008 circumstances that is what the fed did to control the economy. Now it is trying to fight deflation, desperately trying to create inflation. So don't worry too much about that just yet. The entire world is crashing so the demand for dollars is UP despite our market crash. More demand = increasing value of dollar

t. Might be wrong

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>>17857035
it was moved up

>>17857040
6 minutes

>>17857026
https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/

>>17857056
NO IT HAS BEEN EMERGENCY MOVED UP

WHAT DOES IT MEAN"?!?!?!??!

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17857081

I awoke from my afternoon nap
>your order has been executed.
your order has been executed..
>your order has been executed...
your order has been executed
>your order has been executed
your order has been executed
>your order has been executed
your order has been executed
Lol

>> No.17857083

If trump announces bailouts for airlines do they dump or pump?

>> No.17857084

>>17856973
>If Africans mine diamonds, wouldn't their value go down

>> No.17857092

>>17857083
It would be bullish so they will dump.

>> No.17857100

Why are you people not buying into Moderna right now?
Literally 30% rise and can only rise until monday

>> No.17857101

>>17857070
short cac

>> No.17857106

>>17857083
brrrrrr

>> No.17857111

>>17856875
I miss sports bros

>> No.17857112

>>17857092
What, lol

>> No.17857114

I need a quick rundown on what the fuck repos are

>> No.17857120

>>17856973
yes, because they are fighting deflation, which is worse

>> No.17857128

>>17857083
yes

>> No.17857129

LINK TO TRUMP!

>> No.17857131

>>17857114
Die

>> No.17857133
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>>17856908
>>17856912
>>17856920
>>17856987
>>17857039
>newfags don't recognize the Chargers pasta
Jesus

>> No.17857137

>>17857083
pump of course

>> No.17857139

>>17857083
I dont think he can do a bailout himself, he needs congress.

>> No.17857140

Day trading spreads and got liquidated lmao. Still up 100% since last week, but man IBKR has an insane 5% buffer before instant liquidation.

>> No.17857145

>>17857129
https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/

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>>17857114
oh my fucking god these newfrens tho

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>>17857114
reposession of goods

the bank that lent you money to buy a car? a repo is when the bank comes to your house and takes your car back

>> No.17857150

>>17857133
/sp/ is not a common board for most people, Chiefarino.

>> No.17857151

>>17857114
Just look up repo market on YouTube

>> No.17857155

I'M BUYING SPY 3/20 CALLS

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17857156

SAN FRANCISCO ON LOCKDOWN EXCEPT FOR ESSENTIAL SERVICES

>> No.17857162

>>17857114
repurchase agreement

basically short term liquidity loans for big banks @ FED doghouse

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHmKIVIgyjM
Fuck Jerome and fuck FED.

>> No.17857169

I'm sorry, but did the Markets already close? Oh, that's right. The trading day isn't even over yet. In fact, there's still a couple hours left. Does having a -9% count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the Market is still open? The Stock Markets are still playing right now and they have been the best they have ever been for how many years now? They're working against just a dumb cold and cough in the USA which just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of social media panic. But you know what? It's still just a fucking cold. The US Stock Market is one of the best fucking economies in the world, it hit an ATH of over 29k JUST THIS YEAR and would of kept going up if the feds didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Stocks rebound and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Stocks just went up to only -8% loss and will pump once Trump makes his speech in half an hour, just like it did on Friday. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these pink wojack topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the Markets because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing

>> No.17857170

>>17857133
People didn't listen to rule 1 and 2.

>> No.17857171

>>17857133
I only recognized it as a /sp/ pasta, but I didn't know the original was for the chargers

>> No.17857173

Will it be a Trump Pump or a Blumpf Dumpf?

>> No.17857175

What's wrong with deflation?

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>>17857137
>Shutting down NYC

>> No.17857177

>>17857156
But where will the homeless shit????

>> No.17857182

I THOUGHT IT WAS PRICED IN BULLKEKS????

>> No.17857195

>>17857173
Blumpf Dumpf

Because he can't run the same trick every time and expect it to work everytime. No doubt there will be an initial pump but then...

>> No.17857198

Took this long to cut my losses, 8%
With my put gains i'm basically square lol

>> No.17857200

>>17857173
If its green I buy puts, if it's red I buy puts

>> No.17857204

>>17857177
dedicated pooperino stations, of course

>> No.17857207

>>17857177
Seriously how do you lockdown a city that has the majority of their residents on the streets. Lmao

>> No.17857211

>>17857120
I heard deflation comes before inflation. Will they keep the printing? I'm so fucking overwhelmed by debt. Deflation scares the shit out of me.

>> No.17857213

its going back to 10 soon lmao

>> No.17857214

>>17857155
What does 3/20 refer to?

>> No.17857217
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Because the bull market has gone on for so long retards think bear markets will never be a thing again. You can't go up and up and up forever you autists.

I for one am thoroughly enjoying the cheapies raining from the sky.

Going long on ELF, RVLV, FB and SKWS. Don't even care if this is the bottom.

>> No.17857219

>>17857175
It stops spending because people don't want to spend money when they know their money is about to go up in value.

This brings circulation to a halt, which creates problems because businesses can't repay their debts and aren't bringing as much in, which in turn leads to layoffs, bankruptcies, etc.

>> No.17857224

>Trump sits at his desk, visibly shaken
*ahem*
STOP FUCKING SELLING
>End of presser

>> No.17857226

IF TRUMP DOESNT MAKE THE FUCKING MARKET PUMP IM VOTING FOR BIDEN

>> No.17857227

>>17857213
No it won't too many traders wanting to push it down but nobody doing the selling.

>> No.17857228

>>17856959
this get ready for the bull run, they wouldnt have timed his speech before market close if it was bad news

>> No.17857229

>>17857214
Die

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>>17857195
yeah the market will become desensitized to Trump's daily fake pump meetings

>> No.17857233

>>17857214
thats the expiration date

>> No.17857237

>>17857083
https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/

15 Mins Beartards.

If you don't think he's got something juicy for us then you're nuts.

Sell your SPY puts now and take the profits.

>> No.17857242

>>17857214
He meant 4/20, referring to weed

>> No.17857246

>>17857207
you just kill'em

>> No.17857251

>>17857224
Please let it be this

>> No.17857260

>>17856616
What is that, search only returns yaoi shit

>> No.17857263

>>17857177
more like who will spray down the homeless poop off the streets

>> No.17857268

>>17857147
Source it's so cute and lewd at the same time.

>> No.17857271

>>17857219
deflation will bring an end to USURY, inshallah

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>>17857007
What could he even say that would pump it?

I'm expecting green tomorrow regardless, just because of how red today was

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>>17856897
-9.50%
It that your rally bro?

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What's going to happen to TVIX and UVIX tomorrow, boys?

>> No.17857290

>>17857275
Depends on trump's bs

>> No.17857291
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r8 for corona

>> No.17857294

>>17857211
Deflation is really dangerous, and it is currently caused by the virus outbreak. The subsequent inflation is caused by the Fed's policies meant to combat deflation aka printing money.

Look up the Bernanke Doctrine.

>> No.17857297

alright, just sold my SQQQ. Rebuying after the orange pumps the stonks.

>> No.17857304

>these fake greekoid columns

LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOoo

it this really how the us white house looks?

>> No.17857306

>>17857290
What do you mean?

>> No.17857310

>>17857149
>>17857114
no.
https://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/041615/what-difference-between-repurchase-agreement-and-reverse-repurchase-agreement.asp

>> No.17857311

>>17857219
>businesses can't repay their debts and aren't bringing as much in, which in turn leads to layoffs, bankruptcies, etc.
And that's a good thing.
We didn't have a proper deflationary crunch in 2008 and now the economy is this undifferentiated blob of zombie companies with dubious business models that only exist due to cheap credit.
Deflationary spirals should be had early and often, otherwise you end up with [the current year].

>> No.17857314

GET YOUR BUTTHOLES READY BEARFAGS TRUMP PUMP COMING IN 15MINS

>> No.17857316

Ok so when illness ramps up in the next two weeks. What should I be buying rn? What options look good?

>> No.17857317

LOOK AT THE MONITORS. ITS GONNA DUMP HOLY SHIT

>> No.17857319

>>17857237
If he had something juicy to say then why is the fed so desperate to keep that line above -10.0 when he speaks? They have been pumping it for literally 45 minutes.

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>>17857306
NATIONAL LOCKDOWN FOR 15 DAYS
>NATIONAL LOCKDOWN FOR 15 DAYSNATIONAL LOCKDOWN FOR 15 DAYS
>NATIONAL LOCKDOWN FOR 15 DAYSNATIONAL LOCKDOWN FOR 15 DAYS
>NATIONAL LOCKDOWN FOR 15 DAYS

>> No.17857326

I know, I know I've let you down...
-Trump 16/3

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Where are my MRNA chads at?

>> No.17857332
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>The Liberals created this virus so that they can impeach me since they tried to impeach me and they failed horribly I tell you they did but they try.... they keep trying but as well know the economy has seen unprecedented numbers 2 big words that never has happened in the USA before... not before me

>-35% DOW JONES

>> No.17857339

U.S NATIONAL SHUTDOWN FOR 15 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.17857341

>>17857324
what does it say
AAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17857343

>>17857327 see >>17857291

>> No.17857344

>>17857324
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

>> No.17857353

>>17857211
Also
>I'm so fucking overwhelmed by debt
you're not the only one, which is why the Fed is so hellbent on curbing the current deflation

>> No.17857354

Remember
Don't invest more than you can afford to lose
:^)

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>Trump comes out
>The US watches
>Meanwhile the Fed Pumps a shit ton of money while everyone is watching
everytime

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>>17857317
BRACE FOR IMPACT

>> No.17857361

>>17857316

Unironically and no pun intended anything that's immune to the virus dump.

>> No.17857368

>>17857226
Only those who can trade after hours benefit from these pumps by selling them down anyway.

>> No.17857372

>15 days to slow down the spread
IT'S LOCKDOWN TIME

>> No.17857373

>>17857324
Shit i'm watchign the wrong stream

>> No.17857376

>>17857297
Same but with my puts. Getting greedy is how i got burned each time before. Ill wait to see the pump from the speech to reload up on puts.

>> No.17857377

LAST CHANCE TO BUY! EOD PUMP INCOMING

>> No.17857378

>U.S TO SHUT DOWN FOR 15 DAYS LOOK AT THE WHITE HOUSE STREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>U.S TO SHUT DOWN FOR 15 DAYS LOOK AT THE WHITE HOUSE STREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


>U.S TO SHUT DOWN FOR 15 DAYS LOOK AT THE WHITE HOUSE STREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


>U.S TO SHUT DOWN FOR 15 DAYS LOOK AT THE WHITE HOUSE STREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>U.S TO SHUT DOWN FOR 15 DAYS LOOK AT THE WHITE HOUSE STREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.17857380

THERE HE IS BROS

>> No.17857382

>>17857291
Pretty gud, at least you have the proper CV stocks, rather than the memes like AYTU.

>> No.17857388

>>17857324
HOLY SHIT DO I BUY SPY PUTS

>> No.17857389

>>17857169
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in U Penn, and I've been involved with numerous institutions in the stock market, and I have over 300% confirmed annualized yields. I am trained in Elliot waves and I'm the top trader in the entire NY stock exchange. You are nothing to me but just another buyer. I will liquidate you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of market makers across the USA and your positions are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your funds. You're fucking bankrupt, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can margin call you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my Roth IRA. Not only am I extensively trained in algorithmic trading, but I have access to the entire capital of the United States Federal Reserve and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>17857332
January 20: "I know more about viruses than anyone.”
January 22: “We have it totally under control. It’s one person coming in from China. It’s going to be just fine.”
January 24: Trump on Coronavirus “It will all work out well”!
January 30: Trump on Coronavirus “We have it very well under control, and I think its going to have a very good ending. So that I can assure you”!
February 2: “We pretty much shut it down coming in from China.”
February 10: On Fox News Trump says without evidence that the coronavirus "dies with the hotter weather” "You know, a lot of people think that goes away in April with the heat
February 24: “The Coronavirus is very much under control in the USA… Stock Market starting to look very good to me!”
February 25: “CDC and my Administration are doing a GREAT job of handling Coronavirus.”
February 25: “I think that's a problem that’s going to go away… They have studied it. They know very much. In fact, we’re very close to a vaccine.”
February 26: “This is a flu. This is like a flu.”
February 26: “The 15 (cases in the US) within a couple of days is going to be down to close to zero.”
February 26: “We're going very substantially down, not up.”
February 27: “One day it’s like a miracle, it will disappear.”
February 28: “We're ordering a lot of supplies. We're ordering a lot of, uh, elements that frankly we wouldn't be ordering unless it was something like this. But we're ordering a lot of different elements of medical.”
March 2: “You take a solid flu vaccine, you don't think that could have an impact, or much of an impact, on corona?”
March 4: “If we have thousands or hundreds of thousands of people that get better just by, you know, sitting around and even going to work — some of them go to work, but they get better.”

Anyone who says trump did not make this worse is retarded

>> No.17857401

>US airlines asking for a 25 billion dollar bailout
>Since 2010 US airlines have spent 96% of their free cash flow on stock buybacks

If the kikes give it to them I'll lose all hope

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>>17857324
?????????? But

>> No.17857408

>>17857260
Nah it’s a werewolf who teaches at a middle school. Try wolf teacher.

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PUMP TIME

>> No.17857415

*cough* *cough*

>> No.17857420

why do they always schedule this shit right before the end of the trading day?

>> No.17857425

>>17857359
IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN...

THE THIRD IMPACT IS UPON US. THE DOORS OF GUF ARE OPENING. GOD'S IN HIS HEAVEN, ALL IS RIGHT IN THE WORLD.

>> No.17857428

SQQQ Buy Now or wait?

>> No.17857433

>>17857420
lmao it was initially scheduled for like 10 am. Trump moved it to EOD to try pump the markets.

>> No.17857435

TRUMP PUMP!!!!!!!!

>> No.17857441

>It's incredible whats happening in the world
Wtf trump?

>> No.17857443

big red dildo

>> No.17857448

KEEP DUMPING

>> No.17857449

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17857452
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INFECTION NOW

>> No.17857453

IT'S GOING DOWN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


>MY ECONOMY IS THE BEST BELIEVE ME 2 BIG WORDS

>> No.17857454

>>17857361
what would that be?

>> No.17857456

BRRRRRR THAT SHIT TRUMP I BELIEVE IN YOU

>> No.17857458

MRNA ABOUT TO MOON

>> No.17857459

>>17857304
Neoclassical style was quite populair in the us for gov buildings for some time

>> No.17857461

Should I sell my SQQQ or gamble on what trump says?

>> No.17857464

>>17857435
PUMP IT PUMP IT PUMP IT PUMP IT PUMP IT PUMP IT PUMP IT PUMP IT PUMP IT PUMP IT ~!!!!!!!!!

>> No.17857469

dump running up to trump talk. looks like someone knows something and algos are trading accordingly...

>> No.17857473

Its literally nothing, Same thing governors have across the USA have been doing

>> No.17857480

SQQQ NOW OR WAIT???

>> No.17857483

Guys, I think we're gonna need a bigger printer...

>> No.17857486

Imagine being able to erase ten billion dollars with every word that comes out of your mouth.
God I wish that were me.

>> No.17857485

WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.17857489

>vaccine trial has started
Dump your puts, we're pumping

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500ml tumbler

Rose of sharon
Jacaranda tree

Anyone else like these?

>> No.17857492

>>17857443
Bear ass speech.

>> No.17857493

>>17857473
NOOOOOOO I JUST BOUGHT SQQQ THIS MORNING STOP ANNOUNCING VACCINES

>> No.17857497

this is about nothing LMAO

>> No.17857498

>>17857112
It's like you haven't seen how the market reacts to the latest news
>trump announces national emergency (bearish)
>LOL BRRRRRRRRRR (pump)
The Fed is playing us like a fiddle.

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reminder

>> No.17857500

AHHHHHHHHHHH DO SOMETHING ALREADY

>> No.17857507

>Nothing happens
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17857508

>>17857489
>available in 12-18 months
Bullkeks be coping

>> No.17857512
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TRUMP STOP

>> No.17857514

>>17857401

>Since 2010 US airlines have spent 96% of their free cash flow on stock buybacks

Besides delta I probably never go on US carriers since they're bottom of the barrel tier in everything. At least I know where all the money went and it wasn't for better QC/QA.

>> No.17857519

TVIX and UVIX good for tomorrow, or should we wait a day?

>> No.17857520

What's gonna pump for the speech? Need a quick pump and dump.

>> No.17857525

LOCKDOWN A MAJOR CITY, CRASH THIS CIRCUS DO SOMETHING

>> No.17857528

>IT ALL

>RETURNS

>TO NOTHING

>> No.17857533

FRANCE NATIONWIDE QUARANTINE
>15 DAYS
FRANCE NATIONWIDE QUARANTINE
>15 DAYS
FRANCE NATIONWIDE QUARANTINE
>15 DAYS
FRANCE NATIONWIDE QUARANTINE
>15 DAYS
FRANCE NATIONWIDE QUARANTINE
>15 DAYS
FRANCE NATIONWIDE QUARANTINE
>15 DAYS
FRANCE NATIONWIDE QUARANTINE
>15 DAYS

>> No.17857537

>>17857508
source?

>> No.17857538

sorry im late to the party, ran as fast as I could, tell me quick, do I HODL or SELL my shares in HD-DVD companies?

>> No.17857541

>gonna end on 9,99% again

>> No.17857544

"Millennial", "smart and hard-working"

Did she just really say that?

>> No.17857548

It's over guys! We're gonna defeat the virus and then have a very BIG celebration, very bigly! It's happening!

>> No.17857549
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>muh llenials

>> No.17857550

PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP

>> No.17857552

>Millenials

>> No.17857554

>>17857525
>LOCKDOWN A MAJOR CITY
SF just announced stay at home requirements starting tonight at midnight

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>>17857133
I've never once been to /sp/ in my entire time on this collection of mongolian fishing board

>> No.17857560

>HOLD YOUR GATHERINGS TO UNDER 10 PEOPLE

HOLD YOUR GATHERINGS TO UNDER 10 PEOPLE

>HOLD YOUR GATHERINGS TO UNDER 10 PEOPLE

HOLD YOUR GATHERINGS TO UNDER 10 PEOPLE

>> No.17857564

>>17857544
that's it, DOW to 0k

>> No.17857566

DUMP EET

>> No.17857567

SQQQ BUY OR DONT BUY

>> No.17857569

-10%
>-10%
-10%
>-10%
-10%
>-10%
-10%
>-10%

>> No.17857571

MILLENNIALS WE WILL STOP THIS VIRUS

PRESS M TO STOP COVID 19

>> No.17857573

>Woman openly explaining how women communicate telepathically
Alright. I'm a bear now. At least everything's going to be aired out.

>> No.17857574

>just coronavirus guidelines
This isn't going to do anything to the markets. Real news that matters is elsewhere so far. Trump has to talk about the stimulus plan soon or else it's more down crabs.

>> No.17857575

>Millennials will save the world
The world is doomed.

>> No.17857577

It's past 3:25pm. No more circuit breakers. :)

>> No.17857581

>>17857520
Nothing, it's like an anti-pump. A down pump. A d-... a dump?

>> No.17857582

The Trump, dare I say it, Dump?

>> No.17857583

Pomp eeet

>> No.17857586

>>17857571
F
SPREAD IT EVERYWHERE
DOWN WITH THE BOOMERS

>> No.17857587
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>> No.17857588

>>17857560
Ill be out in public to spread to boomers.

>> No.17857594

THIS BORING AS SHIT ADDRESS IS DOING NOTHING BUT CRABBING WTFFFFFD

>> No.17857596

Brrrrrrrrrrbrrrrrrrrrrbrrrrrrrrrr or no brrrrrbrrrbrrr?

>> No.17857598
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17857598

THIS SHIT CRASHING LMAO

>> No.17857600

Fuck Millennials
Zoomers will inherit the Earth

>> No.17857599

ZOOMERS WILL END CORONA VIRUS

>> No.17857601

>>17857571
S

>> No.17857602

>>17857499
>he's not Ridin with Biden

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>>17857571
>>17857575
>>17857573

>> No.17857606

MANLET ON SCREEN
SELL SELL SELL

>> No.17857607
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>> No.17857608

>>17857554
Oh fuck

>> No.17857610

>>17857581
What do I short then? Already holding SQQQ.

>> No.17857612

>>17857588
noooooo not le boomerinos!!!!

>> No.17857613
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>>17857586
DAB

DIE ALL BOOMERS

>> No.17857617

HELP US JEROME

>> No.17857624

anybody know anybody with the virus? I want to have a carona virus party where some one pozzes all of us at the party.

>> No.17857625

>Ppl sold Inverse ETFs expecting a pump
Lmao

>> No.17857626

SOMEONE TELL ME WHY IT SOMETIMES GOES UP AGAIN? WHO FUCKING KEEPS BUYING SO THAT IT GOES UP AND THEN DOWN IN 10 SEC AGAIN? HOW DO STOCKS WORK?????????

FUCK

>> No.17857628
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17857628

>crabbing
OK

>> No.17857630

Gamestop spiking after “no gatherings of more than 10 people recommended.”

>> No.17857632

Why aren't my put buys executing they're at the fucking ask price?

>> No.17857636

SELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.17857634

>>17857571
M

>> No.17857635

>>17857610
Everything

>> No.17857638

Did he just fucking basically say "its worse than you think"

>> No.17857640

-10.5
>-10.5
-10.5
>-10.5
-10.5
>-10.5
-10.5
>-10.5
-10.5
>-10.5
-10.5
>-10.5
-10.5
>-10.5

>> No.17857641

JEROME HELP ME PLEASE

>> No.17857645
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>if you thnk you're here you're really here

>> No.17857646
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17857646

That it, it's ogre

>> No.17857650
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17857651

>>17857626
the feds are trying to save trump's shitty stock market

>> No.17857652

>>17857626
HFT and BRRRR

>> No.17857653
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17857653

>STOP LOSS TRIGGER
>10.20
It will go Downnnnnnn

>> No.17857655
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17857655

>talk about millenials
>DOW drops to -10%

>> No.17857654

>>17857626
>WHO FUCKING KEEPS BUYING
The fed m8
Just read the thread.

>> No.17857658

when do i sell my spxu??

>> No.17857657

ITS CRASHING

>> No.17857659

>>17857626
at the moment, nobody fucking knows.

>> No.17857661

>the absolute state of dumpftards

>> No.17857666

>>17857628
>-10% day
>crab

enjoy your nogainz

>> No.17857669
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17857669

AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL
MY EMPIRE OF DIRT

>> No.17857670

>>17857626
People calling the bottom early.

>> No.17857671

>>17857571
A for Accelerate

>> No.17857674

STOP GOING DOWN GIVE ME MY PUMP

>> No.17857677
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17857677

UGHHHHH I'M SELLING!!!!!!!!

>> No.17857680

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaI2IlHwmgQ
SOON

>> No.17857683
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LOCKED IN MY SQQQ GAINS

THANKS ORANGE MAN

>> No.17857684

>and thus only zoomers survived
I've had enough of this timeline

>> No.17857685

OHNONONO

>> No.17857686

>>17857640
-10.7 SINCE I MADE THAT POST

HOLY SHIT IT'S HAPPENING, SECOND CIRCUITBREAKER HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17857687

There, it's gone, how much did that kike pump end up costing?

>> No.17857692

July, August, maybe longer...

He's the gift that just keeps on giving!

>> No.17857693
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17857693

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE A PUMP!

>> No.17857694

TRUMP CONFIRMING DUMP

>> No.17857696

>August
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL THEM THAT YET!1!

>> No.17857698

July or August??? “Could be longer.”??????

>> No.17857699

could be august or july oh man that's a spicy meatball

>> No.17857700

what the actual fuck was that guy even talking about? christ.

>> No.17857704

Double boot (inverted cup and handle) on today's chart... Oh baby.

>> No.17857705

>>17857666
I mean during the presser.

>> No.17857706

August........dump it now

>> No.17857707

>>17857405
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGA

>> No.17857708

>trump start speaking
>markets dump

>> No.17857709
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The markets betray you, because they belong to me!

>> No.17857711

FORGOT TO SELL SQQQ AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.17857714

>This crisis won't end until July/August
Where are the fuck are the bulls now?

>> No.17857715

>VIRUS MIGHT LAST UNTIL JULY!!!!!!!!!!!!


OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.17857718
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17857718

FASTEEEEEEEEEEEEER

>> No.17857720
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17857720

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17857721

TRUMP THE ONE PUMP CHUMP

>> No.17857722
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>-11%
OH NO NO NO NO NO

>> No.17857724
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17857724

retard here

TUI has plummeted a fair bit and I managed to buy this morning at 236. Am I right in thinking I should just hold on until the virus fucks off in hopes it will return to how it was before everything went to shit.

It took the sudden drop to my buy price when they announced they are ceasing flights

>> No.17857726

Mhmmm.... yes, I'm feeling quite bearish this afternoon.

>> No.17857727
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17857727

didn't realise that you guys were holding the finest memes all along, puts /sp/ to shame

>> No.17857728

JULY

AUGUST

>> No.17857730

11 %

>> No.17857731

>>17857635
Just bought another 100 shares of SQQQ.

>> No.17857732

HOLY FUCKING SHIT PULL UP IMPACT IMMEDIATE PULLL UPPPPPPPPP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17857733

>>17857217
Kek this guy watches Financial Education

>> No.17857735
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-11
>-11
-11
>-11
-11
>-11
-11
>-11

>> No.17857736

TRUMP PUMP!?!??!!?

>> No.17857737

ELEVEN PERCENT

>> No.17857738

yo TVIX about to hit $600

>> No.17857740

JEROOOOOOME

>> No.17857741

>JULY/AUGUST TILL ITS FINISHED
>FEMA INVOLVED

Hold on to your FUCKING BUTTS.

>> No.17857742

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


>TRUMP SAID THE THING HE SHOULDN'T SAY OUT LOUD

THIS IS YOUR PRESIDENT MAGATARDS HAHAHAHA

>> No.17857748

>JULY OR AUGUST
>DOESNT SAY JUNE OR MAY
Holy fuck this week is going to be a bloodbath

>> No.17857751

>stock market crashing in realtime with every word out of this orange retard's mouth
top lel

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>>17857674
You clearly dont understand what's happening here

>> No.17857759
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17857760

I'm going to keep buying

>> No.17857761

11.3

>> No.17857762
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>> No.17857763

WE'RE GONNA HIT THE CIRCUIT BREAKER BOYS AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17857765

>JULY

HOLY SHIT WERE NOT GONNA MAKE IT!

>> No.17857769

>>17857751
what a time to be alive

>> No.17857770

Capitulation.
It's over.
Someone hand Jerome the sudoku knife.

>> No.17857771

STOP

>> No.17857775

I WANTED TO BUY MORE PUTS STOP DUMPING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.17857776

HE JUST KEEPS SAYING THE SAME THINGS
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17857777

>>17857683
when are you planning to buy sqqq again ?

>> No.17857781

>JULY OR AUGUST
JULY OR AUGUST
>JULY OR AUGUST
JULY OR AUGUST
>JULY OR AUGUST
JULY OR AUGUST
>JULY OR AUGUST
JULY OR AUGUST
>JULY OR AUGUST
JULY OR AUGUST

>> No.17857783
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xlr2ZMTc52E

>> No.17857784

green tomorrow

>> No.17857785

WHAT THE FUCK THE PUMP IS FAILING WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!

>> No.17857786

>>17857715
>might
Will. July is BEST CASE.

>> No.17857787

WHERE'S THE BOTTOM GUYS? WHERE'S THE BOTTOM???

>> No.17857789

>It's bad
>It's bad
-Trump, 2020

>> No.17857790
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17857790

>It's bad
>It's bad

>> No.17857792

>>17857763
THERE'S NO BREAKER IN THE LAST HALF HOUR.

>> No.17857794

>It's bad
pack it up boys it only goes down from here.

>> No.17857798

“It’s bad.” What the fuck are you saying maaaaaaaan.

>> No.17857801

FINISHING UNDER 20K AAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17857804

>TERRAIN TERRAIN PULL UP TERRAIN TERRAIN

>> No.17857805
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AGRESSIVE CONTAINMENT OPTIONS
KILL THE INFECTED, BURN THE BODIES

>> No.17857807
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Nice market boys.

>> No.17857811

>>17857792
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17857812

>tfw sold my SQQQ thinking I could buy it back later for cheap
I'm a retard

>> No.17857816

DOW 20K!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.17857821
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>> No.17857826
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17857826

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA

>> No.17857829
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17857829

Here we go boys.

>> No.17857830
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17857830

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>> No.17857833
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17857833

-2.6k
>-2.6k
BIGGEST SINGLE DAY DROP IN HISTORY WITH NO CIRCUIT BREAKS AVAILABLE

>> No.17857834

>>17857792
>>17857792
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17857836

>hopefully soon

>> No.17857837
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17857837

KEEP HIM TALKING 13% GANG

>> No.17857838
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17857838

PULL UP
*BWOOP BWOOP*

PULL UP
*BWOOP BWOOP*

PULL UP
*BWOOP BWOOP*

PULL UP
*BWOOP BWOOP*

>> No.17857840

IT WONT GO UNDER 20K ITS IMPOSSIBLE

>> No.17857842

>Is the government considering a nation-wide quarantine?
>AT THIS POINT NOT NATIONWIDE, BUT IN SOME PLACES

HAHAHAHAHA IT KEEPS GOING DOWN AND DOWN AND DOWN

>> No.17857843

>>17857792
No brakes in this rollercoaster motherfucker.

>> No.17857845
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17857845

CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHY THE FEDS JUST DONT KEEP PUMPING EVERY DAY? WHAT CAN STOP THEM?

>> No.17857846

>>17857812
I only bought a couple cause I was scared AHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17857849
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17857849

>It's bad

>> No.17857850

>>17857742
Trump is being advised by people that don't understand economics.
This is why the trumptards think bitcoin is communistic.

Fucking retards have a mercantilistic view of reality.

>> No.17857852

>>17857651
The stock market has done really well under Trump. The man himself is a doofus, but saying "his" stock market is shitty is disingenuous. But yeah, this is a ploy to down play a recession (which retards don't realize is part of the usual economic cycle) during an election year.

>> No.17857853

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

>> No.17857856

>>17857812
Same lol. Be patient.

>> No.17857857

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.17857860
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17857860

Prophetic

>> No.17857863

>>17857805
Final solution to the Californian Question soon.

>> No.17857865

holy shit this black dude is crashing the market

>> No.17857866

GET TRUMP AWAY FROM THE MIC FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

>> No.17857874

>>17857792
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17857875

>>17857838
*TERRAIN TERRAIN*

>> No.17857876
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17857876

Pump is off boys, it's only red from here

>> No.17857877

MAKE A NEW THREAD YOU DUMB FUCKS

>> No.17857884

PAY DEBTS

>> No.17857886

WHERES THE PUMP JEROME
HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.17857888
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>>17857669
19000 here we come

>> No.17857890

hOLY FUCK

>> No.17857896

new

>>17857892
>>17857892
>>17857892

>> No.17857899

>says its nothing
>FUCKING DRUMPF
>says its bad
>FUCKING DRUMPF

>> No.17857900

girl on the right almost freaked when trump answered the quarantine issue, specifially when he was mentioning quarantining not the nation but possibly specific areas. Then breathed a sigh of relief when the question ended.

They're considering quarantines of specific areas right now but not ready to announce/move forward yet.

>> No.17857904

Oh fuck I was expecting to short the pump.

Do I go all in on puts now or wait for tomorrow?

>> No.17857907

>>17857866
NO LET HIM TALK

>> No.17857910
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17857916
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17857916

>VIX >80

>> No.17857921

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DRUMPF STOP IT

>> No.17857924
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17857924

We gaaaaannnn

>> No.17857928

>DOW GETTING CLOSE TO BOVESPA

>> No.17857937

>>17857886
its not coming and you know it

>> No.17857940
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17857940

Continue buying.
Everything is fine guys, red numbers just mean OPPORTUNITY!!

>> No.17857944

>>17857888
WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

>BEAR RALLY
BEAR RALLY
>BEAR RALLY
BEAR RALLY
>BEAR RALLY
BEAR RALLY
>BEAR RALLY
BEAR RALLY
>BEAR RALLY
BEAR RALLY
>BEAR RALLY
BEAR RALLY

>> No.17857946

>>17857812
Should have just used a stop loss order

>> No.17857952

>>17857852
Stock market was up because it's a bubble. This is just the bubble bursting.

>> No.17857954
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Magic money printer go pfffffffffftttttt.

>> No.17857969
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17857969

WHAT DO WE DO ABOUT THIS, BOYS?????? ALL IT DOES IT GO UP BUT IM SCARED

>> No.17857974

>>17857845
But bro, it's not a bad thing haha. You just don't get it haha

>> No.17857987

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17857989
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17857989

>>17857742
dilate, leftypol

>> No.17858032
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17858032

>DOW under 20,500

>> No.17858075

>IT'S NOT UNDER CONTROL
IT'S NOT UNDER CONTROL
>IT'S NOT UNDER CONTROL
IT'S NOT UNDER CONTROL
>IT'S NOT UNDER CONTROL
IT'S NOT UNDER CONTROL

>> No.17858076

>not under control

>> No.17858079

WELL IT MAY BE

WELL IT MAY BE

WELL IT MAY BE

WELL IT MAY BE

WELL IT MAY BE

>> No.17858086

WE'RE HEADING FOR RECESSION BOYS

>> No.17858092

What the fuck is even happening have we hit another circuit breaker? Etrade is behaving strangely

>> No.17858096

Its fucking over.........

>> No.17858103

IT MAY BE

>> No.17858123

>THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL
THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL
>THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL
THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL
>THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL
THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL
>THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL
THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL
>THE VIRUS IS NOT UNDER CONTROL

RECESSION MIGHT BE COMING

>> No.17858127

Trump is incapable of speaking with any empathy. There's no way he can reassure the public. He's as ineffectual as Hoover during the Great Depression.

>> No.17858135

Are we going to get 2 blood baths in a row? Don't we normally get a green day after a hit this big?

>> No.17858170

>TVIX & UVIX
TVIX & UVIX
>TVIX & UVIX
TVIX & UVIX
>TVIX & UVIX
TVIX & UVIX
>TVIX & UVIX
TVIX & UVIX
>TVIX & UVIX
TVIX & UVIX
>TVIX & UVIX
TVIX & UVIX
>TVIX & UVIX
TVIX & UVIX
>TVIX & UVIX
TVIX & UVIX

>> No.17858205

>>17858135
There is nothing usual about a 50 years old bubble wrap just popping all at once.

>> No.17858213

Holy shit Trump is not reassuring lmao

>> No.17858218

trump is a fucking retard kek

>> No.17858219

>>17858123
might be? You fucking retard

>> No.17858222

>>17856672
any proof to back up those claims or are you just fear mongering

>> No.17858237

>>17857156
LAND OF THE FREE!!!

>> No.17858254

There is no pump

>> No.17858336

why the pump ?

>> No.17858442

>>17858336
confirmation of airline support probably

>> No.17858457

>>17856875
Pathetic cope.

>> No.17858504

>>17857030
>when they are paid back.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHHAHAA holy fuck you are a retard.

>> No.17858547

>>17858442
should i buy a call for an airline maybe ? short brent ? shit i dont know

>> No.17858566

>"it will never drop below 21k"
Some faggot last week