that 40 year old cool wine aunt

[Anonymous No.10821243]

Submit your OC. Lets get this meme off the ground.

[Anonymous No.10821371]

[Anonymous No.10821427]

>>10821243
Sorry bitch, this is a Fresco board.
>these are the kinds of people who say fresco is forced

[Anonymous No.10821460]

Damned if they dont give the best blowjobs.

[Anonymous No.10821500]

>>10821427
Fresco is shit, might as well just post ragecomics from 2010

[Anonymous No.10821507]

Cool wine aunts love pets, especially cats.

They tend to refer them to them as “fur babies” and take pictures of them constantly(because they have no kids to take pictures of)

[Anonymous No.10821512]

>>10821427
>>10821460
>>10821500
if we refine this meme enough it could really cute to the core of irl wine aunts, and help some young bitches think about what they actually want their life to be like at 40

[Anonymous No.10821516]

>>10821371
This is pretty good

[Anonymous No.10821531]

>>10821512
what is the poor equivalent of this meme personality

[Anonymous No.10821544]

>>10821243
Forced meme desu

[Anonymous No.10821546]

>>10821371
this shit is so fucking funny hahaha i love you /biz/

[Anonymous No.10821560]

>>10821507
that's good, someone make a meme along the lines of
>yeah, i could never have kids, they're so gross and annoying *laughs and drinks wine*
next line
>these are my 2 cats!! I LOVEEEE THEMMMM SOOOOO MUCH, they're my kids!

>>10821531
what?

[Anonymous No.10821565]

>>10821371

[Anonymous No.10821568]

>>10821560
the cool wine aunt is suspiciously monied

[Anonymous No.10821628]

>>10821243
So the new meme around here is trying to make shitty forced memes. I get it. This one is even more forced and shitty than Fresco. At least with Fresco some of us can relate. Nobody who comes here can relate to this shit. Kys OP.

[Anonymous No.10821664]

>>10821512
>if we refine this meme enough
the trademark of a forced meme. trying to meme for some political message. organic memes have no message. organic memes "are". Fresco "is". You don't see any faggots trying to "refine" Fresco. Fresco himself is an alteration of Pepe. Fresco was created as a character of a corporate wagecuck. Not for some political agenda, but for the lulz.

[Anonymous No.10821672]

>>10821371
fucking kek this has potential

[Anonymous No.10821692]

>>10821628
>he doesnt have or know someone that has a cool wine aunt

lameo

[Anonymous No.10821715]

[Anonymous No.10821719]

>>10821568
i think the cool wine aunt really isn't monied, but they always thought they would be, and they try to maintain an illusion of financial security (hence the Nordstroms Rack clothes).
>>10821664
>Fresco is organic
>cool wine aunt is political
if anything, fresco and CWA are extremely similar. Both are pretty one dimensional and are lampooning choicely putrid normie motifs

[Anonymous No.10821748]

>>10821568
What this Anon said, about the wine and clothes
>>10821719
Also the wine aunt can spend extra money on frivilous things, if she has a halfway decent job to begin with

[Anonymous No.10821773]

>>10821715
I wouldn't mind this meme so much as it really captures the essence of your average wagecucker. But what the fuck kind of name is Fresco?

[Anonymous No.10821785]

>>10821371
this is uncanny

[Anonymous No.10821787]

RIP cool wine aunt

[Anonymous No.10821809]

It should just be wine aunt. You can see these women in any booze section of a grocery store, they sure as hell aren't cool.

[Anonymous No.10821819]

>>10821773
a forced name on a forced meme?

[Anonymous No.10821834]

>>10821371
very nice anon

[Anonymous No.10821840]

are all the college hoe roasties going to become cool wine aunts?

[Anonymous No.10821845]

>>10821512
memes are for the lulz and no other reason

[Anonymous No.10821862]

>>10821568
they fell for the career woman meme and they have no kids (huge expense)

[Anonymous No.10821871]

>>10821692
Of course I know someone like this. None of us here are like the "cool wine aunt" though. The biggest problem with this shit is that its reddit tier faggotry. This draws such close parallels to the shittest of the shit like "scumbag steve" and "bad luck brian".

[Anonymous No.10821883]

>>10821840
some of them. lots of em settle down with 30 year old boomers

[Anonymous No.10821885]

>>10821787
>tfw you got memed and failed to do the one thing your biology has programmed you to do

[Anonymous No.10821903]

>>10821871
nope. these women are destroying civilization because they have penis envy and fell for the ((propaganda))

[Anonymous No.10821905]

>>10821883
>boomers
they wish. they'll have to settle for beta undesirable non-humans

[Anonymous No.10821970]

>that 30 year old wine aunt that watches all the new Netflix series

Jesus Grandma, you’re 30 without any kids, shouldn’t you be spending your time doing something else?

[Anonymous No.10821995]

>>10821970
this one hurts

[Anonymous No.10822019]

>>10821970
>that butterfly tattoo
>zoloft
>watching Handmade's Tale

no regerts right?

[Anonymous No.10822022]

>>10821903
What is desirable about a penis? the envy is around the culturally assumed and enforced position of power that men are pushed into

[Anonymous No.10822059]

>>10821427
r9k please go

[Anonymous No.10822085]

There have to be cats involved somehow

[Anonymous No.10822141]

>>10821664
You are full of shit. Most memes are political, it's ok to be white was an excellent meme and gave everyone here a good laugh.

Cuckservative was a great political meme.

I bet you think the 30 year old boomer is offensive too.

[Anonymous No.10822171]

>>10821905
cue
>I'm sick and tired of playing games!! If you're not serious, look elsewhere. Nice guys finish last! Here I am (with 6 STDs, 5 kids from 4 different fathers, 3 rooms full of clothes, 2 psycho feral cats, and 1 chastity belt)

[Anonymous No.10822190]

>>10821427
>>10821664
tits or get the fuck out stupid bitch

[Anonymous No.10822209]

You guys joke about this, but it's actually really sad. Let me put it into economic terms.
Women are born with an endowment, and through raising their human capital (education, healthy lifestyle) they can reach their feasible frontier, but at some point suffer endogenous shocks that constrain their endowment by pushing this feasible frontier lower and lower until they die.
Think about it this way...
All women are born with a certain amount of hotness, and they typically peak around 18-25, when they reach prime hotness. Their prime hotness level is based upon hereditary factors, such as genetics, congenital disorders, as well as external factors, such as their upbringing, their lifestyle, etc. Regardless, there comes a point where this prime begins to recede, with the end result being death.
Homo Economicus would, during prime, enter into a buyer's market, whereupon the supply of bachelors vastly exceeds their demand. Rationally, they would sacrifice their endowment by 'merging' it to a bachelor, achieving equilibrium. How does this work, you may ask?
Well, if you posit that mans endowment starts low, then steadily progresses higher through life, and womans endowment (as described above) achieves exponential gain, followed by a steady and merciless drop (think of it as their value life cycle), then it would make sense for both to join and combine the two, so that equilibrium is made. Short-term, this would be a net loss for the woman, but long-term this makes a lot of economic sense, for the mans endowment will keep their shared endowment up until death.

[Anonymous No.10822322]

>>10822209
Unfortunately women do not see things this way, and like to think of themselves as free from the shackles of economic realities.
Thus they hold many reservation options of dubious value, while grossly inflating their willingness to accept to a value vastly above what the market of bachelors is willing to offer, so they never accept.
Thus they fail to capitalise on the advantage that they have until much too late, whence they panic upon realising that their fellow participants are pairing off rapidly, leaving only the worst offers.
Some are forced to accept this contract, in what is known as 'settling'. Others ignorantly hold out, or simply refuse to play the game anymore. This is the 'cool wine aunt'.
Like I said... Very sad.

[Anonymous No.10822342]

>>10822209
>>10822322

[Anonymous No.10822479]

>>10822209
<pic related

[Anonymous No.10822781]

>>10821243
>cool wine aunt
>cool aunt
>c unt

[Anonymous No.10822813]

>>10821748
Now this I like

[Anonymous No.10823216]

moar oc

[Anonymous No.10823250]

Don't forget the obligatory pyramid scheme like scentsy or some "essential oil" shit

[Anonymous No.10823281]

>dem buttblasted roasties ITT

[Anonymous No.10823299]

>>10823250
this.

>essential oils
>shopping at johnny was to look hip
>going on wine tours every weekend

[Anonymous No.10823311]

>>10821243
/biz/ please...just stop making shitty summer memes please

[Anonymous No.10823332]

>>10821885
>33
it wasn't even too late for her, but bad genes need weeding

[Anonymous No.10823352]

>>10823216
good shit

[Anonymous No.10823360]

>>10823216
Sorry guys, there is something tragic about this.

I can't see the humour in the situation.

[Anonymous No.10823361]

>>10823311
please see:
>>10823281

[Anonymous No.10823366]

>>10821243

[Anonymous No.10823381]

>>10821787
how many "nice guys" did she reject do you think /biz/
I'd wager it's between 100 and 150

[Anonymous No.10823392]

>>10822209
>>10822322
am I supposed to feel sorry for them? If a women plays her cards right she can get a guy to buy her a house. A FUCKING HOUSE. just for having A VAGINA. I feel no sympathy for these fools

[Anonymous No.10823399]

>>10823381
such women are created by nice guy beta fathers

[Anonymous No.10823429]

>>10823361
Dude you know that there are 0 girls on this board

[Anonymous No.10823518]

>>10821243
I deleted facebook so i didnt have to see this facebook teir shit. Now i have to leave biz too. Fucking normie scum

[Anonymous No.10823555]

>>10821787
who dat?

[Anonymous No.10823560]

>>10823518
>she had facebook
>calls other normies
You can always return to reddit

[Anonymous No.10823570]

I wish there was a way to look into the future and see how bitter these braindead roasties are ten years from now. It's honestly baffling just how deluded they are into thinking they can sail on their good looks forever.

[Anonymous No.10823603]

>>10823311

[Anonymous No.10823609]

>>10823570
watching the trainwrecks will be a blast

[Anonymous No.10823614]

>>10823570
She's just a standard stock inflamatory-for-the-hell-of-it jew

[Anonymous No.10823648]

>>10823570
>>10823609
i mean.. fat old ladies with butch haircuts cam and they still get beta orbiters to give them money
on the other hand, the only people who want anything to do with you are deranged perverts and the bottom of the barrel, which they are now a part of.

[Anonymous No.10823657]

>>10823603
Is it because I didn't use the meme words and call you a faggot and say kek? Here I'll post a pepe

Fucking faggots on this board...

[Anonymous No.10823675]

>>10823657
No, it's because you type like a woman.

[Anonymous No.10823688]

>>10823657
>he disparages experimental memes
absolute newfag

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10823698]

>>10821243
>there are 3 bottles of sutter homes white zimph in me fridge

[Anonymous No.10823706]

>>10821427
Fuck off with your shitty, unoriginal, and forced meme.

[Anonymous No.10823708]

>>10823675
I type like a woman? Are you fucking retarded?

[Anonymous No.10823711]

>>10823698
reluctant kneepad girl is a girl (male) right?

[Anonymous No.10823716]

>>10823711
Yes he's a dude

[Anonymous No.10823796]

>>10821243
I know a woman who is exactly like every cool wine aunt meme posted in here except she actually has two kids.

[Anonymous No.10823820]

>>10822209
Prime hotness is probably 16-19, but otherwise yeah

[Anonymous No.10823829]

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