/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53801312
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.042 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>71.8 (17.95) million shares DRS'd by Oct. 29th, 2022
>Previously 71.3 (17.825) M shares by end of Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Friday RRP: 2,059.662B, 98P = 21.017B per (roughly)
Monday RRP: No
Tuesday RRP: 2,046.064B, 100P = 20.46064B per

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19941/html
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19946/html
>FY22 Q3 Earnings 8-K/10-Q
>BlackRock and Vanguard increased their GME stakes +300% Feb 22 to Feb 23

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

I'm back from my three day vacation.

Thinking about ditching yorope and start trading american stocks and indeces only, that's where the action is

Fuck it feels good to be a dividend chad. Imagine the stress of being liquidated because the market went down 2%

Please report the squeeze status

>>53801402
unsquozen

>>53801372
europeans have a stock simulator

kek dumb fuck baggies

>>53801383
You make up numbers. You ignore your losses. You lie about the fact that your KOLD got called away at $15 or that you're bagholding twice as much BOIL as you ever profited on KOLD. You post cropped screenshots to hide this fact and it says a lot that you haven't posted any identifiable screenshots in several weeks.
You're the second most obnoxious poster in this general next to SKYT shill. You're a pathetic human being and I'm honestly sorry for your existence.
In posting these facts, I hope that you'll someday acknowledge reality, but instead you insist on doubling down with your obnoxious behavior between every 3 day ban that you receive.

What is it like being a financial cuck?
Everyone else involved in this thing makes money. Keith Gill and early WSB retards made money, RC (a literal fucking kike) dumped bags on you guys and made money, and good god Ken Griffin has literally made billions off this thing.
And instead you pathetic losers come here to cope-post all day long with your -60% portfolio, while everyone else profits off your backs. In a way I should be thankful, when clueless dipshits like you donate your lifesavings to the market it makes it all the easier for people like me to profit, just as the dudes who fuck your gf should be thankful that she isn't with a real man.
But like why do you even do it? You braindead fucks don't actually believe the incoherent jumble of misapplied terminology that is the "DD" do you? Have you even read it lmao?? Which bit persuaded you? The bit where gamestop opened an NFT-stock market on the marketplace? Oh wait, lol. The bit where even though the price has dropped like a rock shorts are somehow losing money? Oh wait, lol. Some stupid shit about 'synthetic' shares, because you fucking morons don't realise a single share can be bought and sold multiple times in a day? Oh wait lol. The bit where the "splividend" started MOASS?? OH WAIT LOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
Is your little clitty pressed up all hard against your cuck cage? Have fun choking on RC's cock while Ken Griffin pummels you up the ass you fucking cucks lol

>>53801482
you gotta go to the other thread, you have been trolled dear sir

>>53801508
lmao why so upset, Ted?

>mood
you met me at a strange time in my life

>>53801508
lol these are the same people that got vaxxed and realized /pol/ "schizos" were right all too late. They will have the same realization about "moass" in 2 years somewhere around general #340909 and GME:$1.50

>>53801508
isnt worrying about other peoples money more of being a fincuck

can they stand out and glow any harder?
no, no i don't think they can

Kek dumbfuck stupid fuck baggots
Underperforming the market 2.5 years later
Your drs is as useless as ever dumbfucks

The scripts for dikshart are getting longer. Why so many words when they can just do the classic kek baggies

>>53801508
Wrong thread >>53797781

>>53801743
>tfw accidentally right in being vax-averse
I can't wait to be accidentally right again, this time about GME.

>>53801631
100% unfiltered projection
>I'm not upset at losing all my money, y-your upset!!
Is your cuck cage too tight sweetie?

>>53801762
nah losing all your money is what makes you a cuck you fucking loser LOL

>>53801848
your logic is wrong. being upset about other peoples money is more cuck like. I made 280k last year in the stock market 2/3s of which was from gamestop

I see you retards still worship Dave Lauer and don't find it weird that he's a hedgie that EASILY gets (multiple) meetings with Gary Gensler and strings you along.

>IM ON YOUR SIDE GOYIM.

>>53801917
huh??? who???

>>53801917
>I see you retards still worship Dave Lauer
I don't think you know where you are kek

Our patience has its limits, Chobani.

> Be me, tired of being poor despite working like a lunatic my whole life.
> Invest in the stock market.
> Yep 100% in GME
> 50% down
> No hope in sight
> Every prediction on SS has been wrong. Makes me now think the DD is wrong.

>>53801940
>>53801939
cope. DRS harder so my puts print

Disprove these videos without deflecting using memes, the word hedgie or indian insults

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOritQ8YX7o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RigkOkXQuVU

Nice squeeze

>>53801971
Sell lol

>53801980
>he think's he deserves a response
Awww it's retarded

>>53801980
Wrong vid. Debunk this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9l87AoLoBu8

>>53802002
debunk deez nuts

>>53801994
You responded and with my predicted ad hominem deflection.

I will be here to troll you next year and the year after that. You will never learn

>>53802002
Deboonk deez

>tfw MOASS

>>53802002
debunked

The only thing Ryan Cohen despises more than short selling is antisemities

fuck anyone who doubts us, and thats all the dd I need

fuck panjeet
fuck kenny
fuck gabe
fuck jim
fuck all of yall

>>53802079
Ryan Cohen is a real jew, not a fake jew.

All the comfy posters are company shills. Hey Mr Publix you are fast losing the room. Your teen girl tweets are embarrassing. You have delivered zero return for shareholders. DO YOUR FUCKING JOB

MOASS tomorrow

Checkem

>>53802132
digits can't be forced

>>53802147
False
Source: my digits

>>53802002
deb00nked, now get ur booster

>>53801372
>>53801357
>>53801387
>>53801402
>>53801438
>>53801482
>>53801743
>>53801770
>>53801848
>>53801969
>>53801971
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>>53801980
>>53801994
>>53802010
>>53802080
What happens when everyone realizes the social contract hasn't just been broken, it's been raped and they've been enslaved? No country for ol' ledgies.

>>53802132
>>53802161

Pathetic. Only I have the capability of summoning digits.

>>53802147
watch me

source: im scizo

>>53802200
BASED

>>53802200
based schizo

checked

>>53802200
CHECKED

Is flat theory back on the menu?

holy shit the flying monkeys are at it tonight

>>53802443
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/feb/15/revealed-disinformation-team-jorge-claim-meddling-elections-tal-hanan

>>53802200
checked
I love seeing my cabin in the wild

>>53802353
was never off the menu

>>53802353
Flat theory never left the menu. If you know you know.

>>53802200

Do you think that God let a Jew (Ryan Cohen) be the one to free us from Jewish tricks so we feel less obliged to go after Jews ourselves? I'm not saying that people shouldn't feel doubts about playing minecraft with the heinous people at the top, but does Ryan Cohen (through the will of Jesus Christ) being the one who sets us free from this wage cage hell hole make you feel any differently about the Jews? Me personally, I just want to see the elites get imprisoned for life, the illegal sanhedrin state of israel to be demolished and given back to the Palestinians and to start an open dialogue with Jews about the Talmud while having Jews and Talmudic critics go through the entire book together online, in debates and on college campuses world wide.

>>53801940
These generals were Lauer-skeptical before it was cool. Anon is clueless.

>kek hedgies
>kek shorts
>kek swingies
>kek shills
>kek rimjabi
>kek dikshita
>kek fudders
>kek cokeheads
>kek evergrandies
>kek china
>kek russia
>kek suisse
>kek instinet
>kek glitchies
>kek deboonkers
>kek moths child
>kek WEF
>kek lauer
>kek wangies
>kek crypto
>kek SEC
>kek kenny

>kek kekkies

>>53802755
I was looking at the Catholic church last night, so Pope Leo X, was a jew. Widely know and basically they kept it in their jew family for a long ass time. Why I quote your post to say this. "Red Shield" or "Rothch*ld". A red shield was used by the entire de' Medici family. And many popes didn't have shields at all.

It's over. We won.

>>53801917
This place have been calling lauer a disingenuous kike since the start, the fuck you on about?

>>53801917
He got the meeting through a glitch in GG's calendar app.

Remember the reason why we all hold. It's not the immeasurable wealth we will attain. No, that used to be our goal but not anymore. You hedgie fucks are playing a dangerous game by shorting our investment. We are not worried one bit. We are not scared. We are zen. We hold because we are fighting for a fair and just stock market. We will not sell until every one of you hedgie fucks are in prison. Go on, keep shorting GME. We do not care if we are green or red. We will achieve our objective. You fucked with the wrong demographic. We are gamers. We have the patience and determination to see this through. You fucked with the wrong group.

Power to the players.

>>53803006
Even the lowball estimate has us bumping uglies with 60% of the free float.

WAGMI

>>53803062
Assuming retail literally only holds in the most boomer way possible, on the transfer agent, at least 60% of all available shares are owned.
The truth is, many brokers in the US alone own the freely available float in their omnibus account. The DTCC black box will never be audited, so brokers can't discover this.

IBKR CEO
>Our customers are slightly more long than short
Assuming a 55% long ratio, IBKR customers alone prove naked shorting.

>>53803043
I hold for guillotines.

>>53803129
Kek market maker butthurties.

>>53803043
>we

>>53803129
>you bring your data and I will bring mine
They're going to just beat the shit out of each other with their laptops

>>53803006
>>53803062
>>53803093
Is there a belief that this is the threshold to allow RC to prove the hidden naked shorts?

>>53803265
It's a threshold that shorts spent billions of dollars and over a year to keep us below.

>>53802184
I honestly think the main barrier at this point is group cohesion to all act at once, or within a relatively short period of time. Think across the span of only 2 weeks. That's all the time it would take. 2 weeks of a general strike, of discomfort. That's it.

GME will win

>>53803265
There's a lot of beliefs out there.
When the free float is DRS'd, broker shares will be irrefutably phantom shares. When the company is cash floor positive, the 'bear case' to justify naked shorting from market makers will disappear too.
It over.

Post your WAGMI face, faggots

>>53803327

I can only imagine how much slurping occurred when the price dropped to 16 last month. Hedgies truly must have been desperate to have pulled that stunt. They definitely know everyone keeps buying more, especially at the low prices. No doubt that dip was a substantial factor in the DRS numbers.

>>53803043
At this point I'm holding because I have no reason to not hold, my dollar cost average is so low that I just don't care about it as a stock.

>>53803384
>tfw bought so much regularly that my DCA is at or about the current price.

So the MOASS is dead and Ryan Cohen is to blame

MOASS is inevitable and it's thanks to Kenneth Griffin's greed and retardation

>>53803400
quite the opposite. moass is soon and RC has nothing to do with it. go shill some other thread.

I remember years ago when this whole thing started. I was told at the time in no uncertain terms that it "wasnt about the money, its about sending a message". Every time you were warned about buying a fomo bubble on a dying nearly bankrupt company you replied with this line.

You do not get sympathy now when you cry about lost funds.

>>53803481
It's not about the money, it's about becoming a message.

>53803481
I don’t even care about the money shill fren I’m only holding to ensure old rich faggots jump in front of trains.

are there any news whatsoever from Gamestop at all recently? these cunts are dead silent now

>>53803413
>yfw when you DRS rugpull and they just boast about buying cheapies

>>53803481
I just like the stock

>>53803423
2 more weeks!!!

>>53803413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXE8LdXzeHM

>>53803515
I believe they're going to release an NFT market place soon.

>>53803293

>>53803541
we are fucked aren't we, time to roll everything into crypto lads

People on reddit are talking about something called an exit strategy.

What the fuck is an exit strategy?

>>53801980
Bros, doesnt this guy sound like the dude walking over to a gamestop and saying kek baggies LOL

holy shit 90% of posts are literal shills, you all glow like a supernova, jesus christ (is king)

With the current DRS count, and the possibility that a large percentage of DRS shares were moved from plan to book, and weren't being counted before...
I think there is a very real possibility that this fucking quagmire comes to a close one way or another before the earnings report. A good earnings report, and possible profitable business would be like throwing road flares into a ditch of vinyl chloride for anyone short this stock. I unironically think the cap on the price comes off this week or next and the unimaginable happens.

>>53803553
I believe the 'exit strategy' is when hedgies choose ledgies to 'escape' their insurmountable burdens.

>>53803574
Imagine when earnings comes out and the DRS numbers are stagnant or even go down

>another day, no MOASS
I’m starting to think maybe MOASS won’t actually happen.

>>53803327
Literally spent the last two years edging my portfolio. The time to wagmi is NOW

>>53803597
You think last earnings was retail and not institutional investors? kek, meltdownie.

>>53803553
>exit strategy
it's plebbit code for final solution

>>53803597
I unironically believe this will happen and there will be tantrums on SS.
There will be a lot of copium and we will see Richard Newton on Fox news portrayed as a "lunatic with unkempt hair" who stormed the Citadel HQ carrying under his arm a printed compendium of DD.

>>53803643
Based

What if we’ve all wasted 2 years and untold money on a failing video game pawn shop? Not sure how I can move forward from that.

>>53803664
It's really not that bad LOL

>>53803643
It might actually be over if the share count is stagnant or lower than normal. With the share price this low for months and the hedgies having supposedly rugpulling the shares last quarter. This is gonna be one of the big earnings.

This is some incredibly low effort shilling

>>53803674
>spend last two years of your life believing you'll be a billionaire
>slowly realize it's not gonna happen and you'll have to wage cuck for the rest of your miserable life

Some people will not survive this.

>>53803683
Even if DRS is down, the baggie shills will claim they predicted it, it’s hedge fund crime, and it’s also secretly bullish. They are paid to pump the stock. They will literally never admit anything is bad news.

Kek Pefferties
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/11861ye/peterffy_talking_gme_on_seensea_22123/

What was the copium about the NFT market being a total failure? That used to be predicted as the catalyst for moass.

>>53803753
https://nft.gamestop.com

If you look at the top left, above the Gamestop logo it has a description of you.

>>53803728
If drs is down then they are gonna need the mother of all copiums for that. Theres literally nothing left now besides 100% drs or nft divvy

day 999 of rain cone vaporware scam diablo 3 auction house starrring robbie from buimmutable

>>53803683
good. i want redditors to be riled up! all i'm asking for from gme is to be able to have a pint of cool beer and watch while reddiors bring out the guillotines, gallows, woodchippers and auschwitz masturbation machines.

Imagine insisting that hedge funds could get away with halfway cellar boxing a company that wasn't going bankrupt. As long as GameStop lives, hedge cunts are fucked.

>>53803624
It happened in January 2021, more than 2 years ago.

>>53803541
>>53803515
Anon, take todays date - square it.
What day was America founded? Careful, trick question
If you add these two together and look up the hex code of all of Ryan Cohens Emojis, you get March 7th, 2023 - MOASS.

>>53803791
But do you accept the illegal activity between griffin and vlad tenev in shutting off the buy button?

>>53803739
It's amazing. I think some of these money managers maybe "prove" themselves by finding short targets and then aggressively shorting it. I can easily see these guys getting greedy and getting themselves into big fucking trouble with other people's money. You don't take a loss until you sell, and they are doing the exact same shit the longs are doing. But they are losing their shit because they can't close without the price skyrocketing. Never has retail showed up in the stock market on a short target like this. Normally retail stock picks are FAANG stocks, not things like GME. These people got blind sided, plain and simple.

>amazon didn't deliver all my packages

THIS IS RYAN COHENS FAULT! IM SELLING!

>>53803811
Are you saying retail affects the share price?

>>53803807
This is bulshit, but i believe it.

>>53803832
I'm saying that when you're ready, you won't have to

They’re talking to themselves now. Kek.

>>53803837
I know you do dumb fuck nigger baggot.

Jesus Christ have mercy on Mister shill nigger retard and save him

I’m willing to bet $5 that $GME will not MOASS tomorrow. Anyone want to take the bet?

>>53803706
>sell
>I get 17k back right now
>0
>I get an 18k tax write off
oh no

>>53803861
>>53803852
>LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO!!!

>>53803862
The merciful thing would be to end his life now before the demons who control him can make the debt of his sin even worse. He will spend a great deal of time in Hell repenting, but we can spare him from needless suffering.

>I don't need to close my shorts
>I don't need to close my shorts
>I won't need to close my shorts
>I won't need to close my shorts
>They can't make me close my shorts
>They can't make me close my shorts
>...
>Oh god I'm gonna have to close my shorts
>Oh fucking hell oh god oh jesus

>>53803893
Please post here when you realized how fucked you are on taxes if you try that. Kek

>>53803739
>>53803815
Retail has gotten behind shorts in the past, but not at this level, and definitely such a pleb facing company like GME. This isn’t some obscure pharma or oil company. There’s a fucking GameStop in almost every strip mall and they’re not active on social media. They’re sooooo fucked it’s almost sad.

Shills say gamestop squeezed at 400 and act like everything was squeaky clean when hkd was 4 digits

Pleased post

>>53803903
Hell isn’t real.

>>53803918
They’re now active on social media*

>>53803923
That's why heaven isn't real for you, either.

>>53802200

>>53803861
>Millionaire
He's clearly too retarded to understand, evidenced by the fact that he thinks his portfolio is red instead of knowing that his primary investment is mislabeled and he can stack up more for almost nothing.

>>53803934
I agree. Jesus isn’t real. Thank you for denying the Christ.

i got tired of not gambling and bought 4 25$c for 2.44 jun expiration

>>53803910
That's pretty good to know. GameStop's still a better investment than whatever you have in your portfolio, and won't post, while still shitting in the thread of a stock you don't own.

>>53803959
I have cash that earns 0%. So far, it’s a much better investment than GME.

>>53803975
Oh hi lum

this guy's not passing the vibe check

>>53803942
Right on GME sister. WAGMI

>>53803975
USD earned -25% over the past year you moron

>>53803996
kind of based

>>53804007
This is from 2021. He actually roped and posted on Reddit right before
Youre next 2 more years

Sorry not gonna sell

MOASS tomorrow

Checkem

>>53804027
uwu

>>53804053
>(null)
checked!

>>53804026
You'll die first for sure

>>53804005
$GME is priced in USD, dumbass

>>53804062
teehee

>>53804067
RIGHT ON
DIAMOND HANDS APE'S AND HOLD THE LINE!!!!

Sup baggies. Checking in again its been a few moths, haven't kekked your bags in a while. Nice red day dumbfuck dipshits. Sick squeeze. Down 60% from the Summer. Remember the summer? The split kek. Muh Dtcc fraud. Muh purple circles. Whats the new cope now? LMFAO REMEMBER HOW MUCH YOU HYPED THE NFT STORE KEK i just remembered that as I was filling the captcha. God damn you guys suck. Kek baggies.

>>53804069
>USD can't lose value compared to USD so it must be a stable investment

>>53804027
me either

>>53804083
right on brother, you're all riled up!

>>53804071
>The UwUality of fren

53801917
You absolute flog do you even know where you are? Fucking imbecile.

stupid fucking baggots

>>53803811
>But do you accept the illegal activity between griffin and vlad tenev in shutting off the buy button?
Who gives a shit? Good luck with your robinhood class action lawsuit, hope you enjoy the $5 payout when they settle in 20 years.

>>53804087
Any drop in USD value due to inflation would also apply to $gme. $GME has gone down in value relative to the dollar. The dollar, obviously, has remained on par with the dollar. Therefore, USD is a better investment than $GME. QED

>>53804122
kek baggies can't refute this with anything but schizo cope

>>53804086
>it's been a few months
>haven't kekked your bags in a while
you glow. you will never fit in.

>>53804113
Can you please reply with a direct link to the comment? We don’t get paid if you don’t do that.

Ffk yg x dk uf rf n uh dr 5794 ed ct i8 ?????

>>53804117
>they robbed you? who cares! enjoy the scrapes the robbers feed you!
wow what a great rebuttal

>>53804133
i'm glowing? BULLISH! Maybe tomorrow youll make back half of what you lost today KEK

can't wait for baggies to rope

>>53804135
In english doc

>>53804149
you are still doing that by buying their backs you dumb fuck reddit brainswashed retard KEK baggie

>>53804026
>He actually roped
More shares for the infinity pool, pretty based ngl.
>posted on Reddit
No I didn't know, are you like a reddit detective or something?

>>53804150
the shills are finally learning that the best way to shill is to post plebbit posts
>im holding with these retards
almost enough to make me sell for only a million a share

>>53804157

>>53804150

holy fuck newest DD says MOASS could be as early as 2025. we're gonna WAGMI so hard. slupr up those shares boys

>>53804113
>>53801917
same nigging. The absolute state of baggots
YOURE SCARING ME!!!!

You really think the FDIC is just going to destroy the financial system of the world in order to give billions to a bunch of incels? Lol.

>>53804211
That's pretty funny, isn't it?

>>53804211
Rugpulling foreigners in such a way that they'll suck dick for USD and access to US markets is in American strategic interests.

>>53804149
>they robbed you? who cares! enjoy the scrapes the robbers feed you!
this but unironically

>>53803908
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
>*SPLAT*

>>53804226
Then why doesn’t the government just buy the GME float? Or why doesn’t trump? Or Musk? Or Buffett?

>>53804205
If it lasts until 2025, then the floor price will have moved up to the point where each individual share is worth more than the entirety of the world's GDP.

>>53804238
you talk like you have the iq of a child

>>53804211
Well it's give billions of dollars to incels or rugpull the entire international finance industry leading to all nations invading at once.

>>53804269
>countries invading because of a video game pawn shop
And you retards complain when you’re compared to QAnon.

>>53804256
He just wants (You)s, that's it

>>53804287
Randeep I know you need to misread what I typed, but I said all countries would invade at once if the US stole their financial assets at the same time, which is perfectly reasonable.

>>53804238
Anyone who is short GME can't purchase shares of GME because doing so makes it harder to stop being short, but they can't stop being short because covering those shorts would drive the price up. Nobody can cover first because everyone else would get raped by the price movement and that would cause a race to get out which would skyrocket the price and prevent anyone from covering. They can't cover, they can't get out, and the amount that they bleed in fees continues to climb as retail continues to DRS the few real shares that remain.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/118m3gn/fyi_stock_trades_made_up_to_2_business_days_prior/
New cope/hope date just dropped.

>>53804325
The US wins that fight.

>>53804327
If that’s true, MOASS would have happened already.

And if that works, Warren Buffet would just buy out any company that ever shows up on regSHO.

>>53804339
No they don't. The US can barely wage a geopolitical war against illiterate goat herders. They cannot stop multiple armies invading the homeland from multiple directions at the same time.

The US Army only has around 50,000 infantry...

>>53804365
Than can easily. Let alone how many citizens have guns and would protect their land.

>>53804339
>can’t even win in Ukraine

>>53804331
So it's tomorrow?

>>53804373

>citizens have guns and would protect their (government)
lol, lmao

>>53804375
That was Russia thst invaded ukraine and failed.

>>53804384
>will quarter Chinese soldiers in their daughters room so long as it means they don’t have to vote Democrat
Typical alt-right extremist GME holder.

>>53804365
Because they were trying to limit civilian casualties, retard. They could have turned Afghanistan into glass in a day. My anon can't be this stupid!

>>53803807
Hell of an Easter Egg

Good job my son.

>>53804441
or maybe america could just stop funding and arming it's future enemies, then they wouldn't have to invade in the first place, thus saving many civilian lives.

>>53804441
>invade your own country
>JDAM or artillery every house that voted for trump
>Mortars blowing up their neighbors house pisses them off, regardless of their political ideology, and radicalizes them against the government

oh wait, that last point is why the US had so much resistance in the middle east!

>>53804520
Any country that even thought about invading US soil would be nuked to the Stone Age.

>>53804529
Nukes have never been in play

>>53804516
>JUST PREDICT THE FUTURE, BRO!

>>53804520
Which is why they didn't glass the whole country. There were many fewer casualties in both Iraq and Afghanistan than there would have been if another superpower had invaded. You think Russia or China give a fuck about human life?

>>53804529
If that happened I don’t doubt for a second that some based siloman in Bumfuck ND would launch a few at DC. There’s no winning in that scenario unless you’re a ruralchad that already grows his own food

>>53804529
the chinese have been building filth column cities in the usa for decades despite being a communist dictatorship. super tough 'merica only exists in your naive fantasy.

>>53804577
I can't wait until America shows its power level and subjugates the entire world openly rather than through the subversion they practice now.

>>53804577
>GME pumpers are all “China #1” shills
Not surprising in the least.

>>53804594
won't happen. america will be a brazil level failed nation soon.

Nukes are a psyop they don't fucking exist

>>53804380
always

>>53804516
>or maybe america could just stop funding and arming it's future enemies
but that doesn't make money doe

>>53804352
MOASS will happen the second they run out of money to put it off. Also, that trick won't work on just any company. It has to be a company that has more shorts than real shares and whose value has gone far enough over the price the shorts were created at that the people in those short positions can't close without going bankrupt. This HAS happened before, but Gamestop is the first time that retail has caught wind of this rare phenomenon and jumped in before the problem could be solved by insiders.

>>53804659
It will never MOASS and you will always be poor.

I almost can’t tell if they’re intentionally being more retarded then usual or they’re just having a laugh.

Do you think ryan cohen gets off on fucking with baggies? What if he is secretly the kek baggies poster

>>53804669
This except the opposite

>>53804352
It's only a threat with GME because retail DRS won't cut a deal, are the largest shareholder bloc, and are aware of the 200%+ naked short interest buried in non-reporting instruments like swaps, or overseas.

>>53804677
Legally, I can neither confirm nor deny that.

>>53804675
They're hiring new guys all the time. The extra retarded ones are still in training

>>53804681
Show me your evidence that any naked shorts exist.

>>53804699
Volatility per share going up after shares quadruple only happens when that leverage is forcibly applied to massive naked short positions.

>>53804699
Why?

>53804699

>>53804710
Show me the counter examples that you are basing this conclusion on.

>53804699
>26pbtid
Jesus

This is next level 45pbtidpbtiding

>>53804699
Show me it doesn't

>>53804716
Because there aren’t any naked shorts, and it’s fun to see what schizophrenic ramblings get offered as evidence.

>>53804736
>counter examples
It's math.

It pleases me that the video game store stock still agitates people this much.

Hes not mad tho just ask him

>>53804747
Show your work, then.

>>53804710
youre literally parroting reddit posts and have no clue what youre talking about, VERY SAD!!

>>53804752
>>53804757
Surely he does it for free. He spends hours in a thread for a stock he doesn’t hold arguing with people he thinks are beneath him all for free.

>53804773
>youre literally parroting reddit posts
How would you know this? I’ve never been to Reddit and didn’t even know that that anon was reposting something he got from Reddit. But why in the world would you know something like that. How much time do you spend on Reddit and here discussing a stock you don’t hold?

>>53804752
Same. I wouldn't be so inspired to hold if there wasn't any flack being shot at me.

>>53804781
No, I’m paid by hedge funds. I’m the best in the biz. And they’re desperate.

Why did Ryan Cohen remove GameStop from his twitter bio? Surely there's meaning in that

>>53804801
>if the earth really were round, no one would make fun of flat-earthers
>checkmate shills

>muh moass

If you think Jesus is real, give this post a (you).

If you wish to denounce the savior, Jesus Christ, then just keep scrolling and don’t reply.

>>53804339
>implying that money isn't just lining the pockets of lizards

>>53804853
Just because I'm a shill that doesn't mean I cant love Jesus

>>53804759
volatility = V
shares traded = T
shares outstanding = O

V/T has an inverse relationship to O for a given V. As O increases, V/T decreases. The splivvy multiplied O by 4, which should divide V/T by 4. Instead V/T doubled. To back this up, volatility would have had to increase by a factor of 8. It did not. This means there can only be a missing number of "outstanding shares" beyond what the company reports: naked shorts.

>>53804853
You were never a real shill if you aren't holding GME book on CSGO

>>53804890
>GME shills pumping the stock split as the catalyst for moass
>split happens
>lots of trading follows
>GME shills: gee, why was there so much trading, I have no idea what could have caused that

>>53804875
No jooz

>>53804896
>lots of trading follows
No, volume actually decreased.

>>53804853
>>53804875
This, you can't just manipulate faith in god to get (yous), be better

>He doesn't know that volume dropped off by 4x after the splivvy and tries to say it increased instead

lel
lmao

>>53804917
I just did. God told me to post that. He also mentioned that a cursed homosexual would reply to complain about it.

God thinks you’re gay.

>>53804926
The chart Oates earlier shows columnist spiking immediately after the stock split. Note I didn’t say splividend, because that’s wrong.

>>53804896
>lots of trading follows
No it didn't.

God just called me gay lol

>>53804950
Look at the chart.

>>53802002
rent free

>>53804961
That's volatility per share not volume.

>>53804967
What’s that word under price change that starts with a v?
>>53804710

>53804984
damn this guy is a dumb retard

>>53804998
What happens to a fraction when the denominator gets larger?

>Being this hellbent on trying to disprove the investment of complete strangers
Seriously, what is one hoping to even accomplish by doing this? No amount of shouting and crying is going to change my mind.

>53804984
Wow I refuse to believe you’re actually this retarded. Please tell me you’re larping.

>>53805006
Meme stock investing is actually a psyop by the Chinese government in an attempt to shake citizen’s faith in capitalist markets.

>>53804984
Volume. Are you perhaps not understanding what the word above it and the dividing line means?

Damn, he's good

>>53805015
See
>>53805005

Don’t worry, just stay with me. I’ll walk you through some “intro to fractions”.

>>53805005
It gets smaller.

>>53805030
Good! So, based on that chart, what can we conclude about the volume?

>>53805029
See>>53805030

>>53805042
The result is larger which means the volume decreased.

>>53803327

>>53805058
Oh, so close! Go back to the beginning of our discussion and try the problem again. Don’t give up - I believe in you.

>>53804829
Flat Earth is a government psiop designed to make people who point out real conspiracies look ridiculous by association. If I was part of an organization dedicated to preventing the free flow of information, I would probably kill myself out of shame.

Moona Soona
Hedgie Ledgie

>41pbtid
He hit overdrive. No such autism of this level exists. He doesn’t do it for free?

I cant wait shareholders to file a lawsuit against ryan cohen for neglecting his fiduciary duty to protect shareholders investments. Tik tok cohen.

>>53805090
I’ve already told you, I’m paid to post here.

41/282 (before this post)

just under 15% of the thread
How's that for a fraction

>>53804853
Shills cannot say that Christ is King, just like they can't kek the hedgies

Man, I hope you're paid to do this or it's really fucking sad.

>>53805077
Are you retarded?

THREAD’D

>>53801891
>>53801891
>>53801891
>>53801891

>53805077
I love the pettiness and sticktuitiveness but you're wrong
The splividend happens, then the PRICE CHANGE / VOLUME gets bigger in magnitude.
If there was a big increase in volume, like you said here >>53804896, then the denominator would be bigger, which would mean the whole number (remember your division) would be smaller. It actually got bigger.
Even if there was a trading increase, which there could be because it's not indicated on the chart, it would be irrelevant because the price is changing by a bigger factor than the volume. It's almost like the chart omits that data because it's irrelevant to the point its trying to get across.

>>53805163
So you agree there is no evidence naked shorts. Thank you for conceding that. See you in the new thread.

>>53805006
They get so emotional about it too. It's like being in game and your shitposting triggers some 14yr old. There's no bigger sign than noticing that. Almost as if we've been trained for this moment or something

Ah geez i'm on these pills bro

>>53805175
KENNETH CORDELLE GRIFFIN DID YOU LEAVE THE GME SHARES IN THE INFINITY CUP?

The irony, we can stay solvent longer than hedges can remain this retarded.

>>53803996
you could laugh at the guy for being a fool, but consider the struggle he has endured to remain true to his conviction. He is unassailable, a free man

>>53805134
There seems to be an overlap between shills and BBBY baggies

>>53805263
I'd watch what I wished for if I were you, buster. If bbby fails so does gme. FACT.

>53805283
This fud will never work. Please kys.

>>53805240
cope
>I see myself in him so he's based and not a jackass. I will now make any excuses for him because I too hold the designer GME bag

Head to bass pro shop and pick up some bass rated fishing line and rope yourself off.

STRAIGHT BUSTA

53805292
How profane. As expected from shillie.

>>53805283
It's more likely that this is taking so long because dipshits keep falling for these distractions. Also kill yourself.

53805308
POO IN LOO

>>53804209
BASED DESTROYER OF SHILLS

>>53805174
>congratulations!
>you reached 45 pbtid
>commit server-side

53805315
>I'VE FALLEN FOR A SCAM (AGAIN) PLEASE PUMP MY BAGS
Fucking kek, it never gets old. My biggest fear was that retards like you would make it too, but Jesus saw fit to add another filter to weed cunts like you out. Christ be praised.

>>53805283
That’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard and makes you glow even harder. Keep coping baggot

53805342
53805358
SNEED

>>53805336
After two years of subtle marketing gimmicks and more or less overt psyops, my senses are now so acute I no longer even see he is here until someone points him out. I literally don't see his posts beyond noting that they're nothing worth looking at. It feels like a super power.
>>53805333
ch-ch-checked
WAGMI

>>53804853
Verification not required

>>53804875
based shill wagmi it’s just that you’ll always be poor

>>53805283

Give me some good news /gme/

Can someone edit Ryan onto this?

>>53805435
It's literally all good news. Do you have any news whatsoever hinting that we are not going to become trillionaires?

>>53805435
general world events

>>53805175
this has got to be the best watamelon oc yet
fucking genius
I'm glad we have posters like you in this world anon
idk what the fuck you would do with more niggers like myself

kek dumbfuck bbby baggies

>tfw holding a vidya game stock causes billionaires to kill themselves

>>53804710
Looks like WAGMI to me

>>53805547
It is indeed WAGMI.

>>53805618
>>53805618
>>53805618
Threaded.

>>53804710
i can't wait for the earthquake

>>53805514
blessed anon, faith restored in the stock.

>>53805011
jewish bankers already did a great job of that

>>53805088
Moona soona checked.

>>53805088
Moona soona checked.

wagmi

>>53804853
we lost a lot of people on the way
we should forgive the wayward
and destroy those responsible
spring cleaning n all that

So has cohen issued an nft divvy yet using that marketplace he built with shareholders money? If not why not?

>>53807278
No because he's working very hard on creating some high quality children's books you bigot.

>>53807278
Because it would trigger moass and he's scared of that, so he's actively working against it.