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Hey guys not sure if this is the right place to post but I recently invested over $600,000 into Chainlink from my profits producing the “Shabbo” series of low budget genre films
I now have 50,000 Chainlink tokens

>> No.23451432
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>>23451259
Unfortunately the majority of my work has been unfairly represented by critics as deeply anti-semitic including the original Shabbo: Fist of Mossad and sequels Shabbo 2: Fated Kikel and the third film in the trilogy Shabbo 3: Severe Absurd Rabbinical Maniac; Through the Intersectional Post-Colonial Lens of Radical Neo-Shabbism
Any profits from this Chainlink investment will be reinvested as funds for the upcoming fourth film in the saga Shabbo Origins: Piss Earth Erotica (Working title)

>> No.23451498
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>>23451432
Unfortunately due to pressure from the ADL the Shabbo trilogy is currently only available in Eastern Europe and a handful of Asian territories
This also includes the Japanese animated adaptation Mijimena Yudayahito No Shabo which will be available to stream on Crunchyroll later this year

>> No.23451632

Wtf is this thread

>> No.23451659
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>>23451632
Unfortunately Mijimena Yudayahito No Shabo was heavily censored in compliance with Crunchyroll’s strict code of conduct and as a result I cannot endorse or recommend this edited version of Mijimena Yudayahito No Shabo
To make matters worse I waived royalties from this adaptation in favour of a percentage of the merchandising rights which has proved to be less than financially rewarding

>> No.23451795

Surely there are better ways to make money and take down the international jew than obscure genre films that hardly anyone will ever see. Why are you doing this OP? Just stay in chainlink and shit post instead.

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>>23451795
Unfortunately while in China seeking further distribution of the core Shabbo series I developed a fairly serious opiate dependency and was robbed and subjected to non-consensual surgery while unconscious in Kowloon prefecture on February 12 last year

>> No.23452103

bump because funee

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>>23451820
Fortunately I was able to secure the videogame rights and will be producing a Shabbo interactive experience with the help of industry veterans Hello Games
Tentatively titled S.H.A.B.B.O: Call of Zion, the game is scheduled for a Christmas 2021 release via Steam and with an option for timed Nintendo Switch exclusivity

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>watching the censored version on crunchyroll instead of just downloading the original workprint with fansubs off private otaku trackers

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based /tv/ /biz/ crossover thread

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>>23452159
A quick disclaimer for any Shabbo Heads seeking out online streams of my original Shabbo trilogy;
I do not condone nor endorse the works of Sicilian director Giotto Cingale and his blatant theft of the Shabbo intellectual property as seen in his vastly inferior “Sabo” series of borderline pornographic exploitation films including the indefensible Sabo: Dobbiamo Assicurare la Distruzione di Sabo e un Futuro per L'eterosessualità which has somehow found it’s way onto Amazon Prime Video
With profits from my recent Chainlink investment I intend to hire the best legal team possible and pursue the appropriate litigation within my rights as the original creator of the Shabbo character and licensed brand

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Should I invest in the simpsons /tvbiz/?

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>>23452269
However I myself am no stranger to erotica being a veteran of the 2000s era adult film industry where I learned the art of filmmaking working on Vivid Video’s 2003’s gonzo adaptation of Wind in the Willows (Wind Up Your Ass Vol.1)

>> No.23452351

>>23452159
Sauce?

>> No.23452362

Good thread

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>>23452362
Unfortunately despite my relative financial success as an independent auteur the critics have admittedly been less than kind
In her review of Shabbo 2: Fated Kikel Bari Weiss of the New York Times described my film as a “vile spastic work of sickening anti-semitism” specifically referring to the scene where Shabbo’s head is digitally superimposed onto a giant spider’s body as “highly problematic” ultimately giving the film a half star out of five rating

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Im scared

>> No.23452497

>>23452269
Simpsons are a kike psyop anon to get whites to idolize being fat poor and stupid.

>> No.23452557

Nice larp, copy pasted replies

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The question I pose to you is this;
When will Chainlink token be worth roughly $100?
I only inquire because my next project is currently in pre-production and I can only hope I have the funding secured in time for a Summer 2021 release (Covid permitting)
I admit the film is ambitious as is typical of any artistic labour of love
I would share more details if not for a signed NDA already in place but let’s just say if all goes according to plan it may be high time for a Shabbian Fantasy in the 3rd Dimension...

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>>23452666
thank you saturn, very cool!

>> No.23452750

>>23452666
Tarquin is going to be furious !!!!

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>>23452666
Also in another first for the series, I can confirm that this new instalment will be the first film in the Shabbo saga to feature unsimulated penetration

>> No.23453233

>>23453192
I’ll say no more

>> No.23453358

Quality thread

>> No.23453371

>>23451259
The absolute state of chainlink "investors"

>> No.23453511

>>23452666
ANSWER THE MAN’S QUESTION

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>Every time I go to a movie, it's magic, no matter what the movie's about.

Steven Spielberg

>> No.23454261

>>23453371
These people are going to be in control

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>>23454261
Some early Shabbo concept art for the cinephiles out there

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>>23451498
Absolutely based, anon. Just bought all your films on VHS

>> No.23454649

>>23451632
it is part of the 4chan user entrainment and retainment program.

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>>23454412
A man of taste! Although I should probably warn you that even for the Shabbo completist I DO NOT recommend the VHS exclusive Shabbo: Bloodlines which in truth is just a cynically retitled and re-released version of Vivid’s Anal Insano 4 (2002) on which I originally received a co-director’s credit and which has no actual relation or connection to the Shabbo series’ continuity proper

>> No.23455210

>>23452666
Link will be $100 by May next year at the latest check the parabola

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>>23455210

>> No.23456442

>>23452269
>Peak Simpsons episodes hitting 7s
>New simpsons still occasionally getting 7 point something
How
Nobody's laughing at this shit anymore.