/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>27828548
Gonna sound like a real faggot but part of what’s fucking with me right now is how “quiet” the Chainlink presence is on /biz/, it has gotten so much worse ever since the GameStop bullshit and the avalanche of newfags is really doing my head in. Knowing that I’m in the same boat as other linkies helped get me through the bear market. I won’t sell, and I won’t give up until we make it.

>>27468596
>>27468752
Sometimes we would send out an ass signal to stinky signal assblaster master. But then he sold out and got stinky rich.

>>26856751

based /tv/ /biz/ crossover thread

>>21329868
>assblaster
he sold us all out a long, long time ago :(

>>21170900
>>21171015
>>21171050
nu linker won't understand this meme

>>19911527

Now that the dust has settled, just how assblasted is assblaster right now, realizing he sold his linkies way too fucking early and cheap? Very? I mean, come on now, his silence ever since is telling. TELLING!

>>17357982
>They marked your wallet for future tracking.
No way. Who is it? And why? For what purpose? They want my linkies, isn't it? Fucking assholes! YOU'LL NEVER GET THEM! DO YOU HEAR ME! NEVER! I'LL SEND ASSBLASTER AFTER YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS. HE'LL HUNT YOU DOWN. AND HE WILL GET YOU!
>>17357999
>dusting
ASSBLASTER!! HELP ME! THEY'RE DUSTING ME!!

>>17163538
>>17163692
assblaster sold his linkies a long time ago and is rich as fuck now.

When did you realize someone called AssBlaster had started a chain of events and you're going to make it because of him?

>>16418368
wrong

Master Sergeant report for duty.
What are /biz/ plans after you make it?
for me is hiring a top tier artist to draw this picture
and hang it in my new mansion

Some of you might think Assblaster made it already in 2018 to disappear into the sunset with his gf assbooty. But he was as greedy and surprised as anyone else as link tumbled down to crash and burn after it's glorious rise to 1.4$. Seeing as his stinkies weren't worth shit any longer and he failed to take profit, assbooty left him for some banker chad that did the right thing.
Some people say Assblaster still got his linkies from back then and hence back in business. Others say he turned his back on the worldy world and went to india to fuck around and talk to some rabbi, or buddha, or whatever they have down there in fucking poo in the loo. Nobody really knows. But assbooty looks fabulous as ever. She also got a new boob job by her new chad banker. The end. To be continued...??

Through a lot of luck I've become positioned to have insider info. I'm becoming a tripfag because I am going to start proving that I have insider knowledge. This is my first tip so you have no reason to trust me, so don't actually act on this, just screencap it and save it for later.

A firm is moving 5-10MM into a certain sub 100m marketcap coin. I can't say the name of the coin in case they google it next month and somehow one of you cunts gets a screencap or tweet of it on the front page, but it's the one everyone here is shilling non stop on the frontpage.

Call me a LARPer, but please also screencap this. Thank you.

I miss him

>>13355324
Link's holders are the living proof that autism is not always an advantage.

Missing assblaster good larps.

>>12739156
a guy named AssBlaster.