/biz/ - Business & Finance

>tankerchads
I prefer my boat thx

to think the only reason anything goes up today is because of retard retails and their phone apps defaulting to above market prices on the order page
LMAO

reminder that NAT is a shitcoin, buy FRO and DHT

Anyone know a lightweight site/app that allows multicharting?

watch this

Is ford pumping or dumping today?

>>18736922
3.2million in SPY puts. Wish me luck boys.

Tvix is for the kiddies

>>18736952
why isn't eurn going up?

>>18736959
Enjoy being a billionaire.

>>18736956
why did this suddenly get a resurgence on this board

Good or bad idea to hold onto buy puts through a reverse split?

>>18736959
May the odds be ever in your favor.

> Tfw bought wrong put on BA last week
> Tfw someone else bought 2 contracts before me, but I bought the only volume traded
Couldn't even sell because it would have hit my day trade flag. It was horrible.
> Tfw 40 contracts traded today
Just feels good to be so far ahead of the market sometimes y'know?

This bull run will end in a blood red mess

>>18736959
i seriously hope you make it because fuck this fake and gay market

Which should I buy, NET or CRWD?

>>18736985
her dad died of corona virus. Not joking

Every board started talking about her last week as a result

>>18736985
Her dad, a VP at Goldman Sachs, died.

I'm all in on TVIX, no volume, no confidence. Trump is gonna make a big announcement this afternoon and spook the market.

-4% tomorrow

how low will AMD go when their Earnings tank?

>Air Canada up 11% today
>Sleep Country up 20% since Friday
>Canadian Tire up
>BMO up
>BAM up
>even Telus is up
What the fuck I love Canada now

I don't believe in BVLL ETERNAL

nothing in this world is eternal and bulls are delusional

>>18737007
>>18737013
oh no no no...
rip boomer

>>18736985
Her Dad died of chink flu recently.

>>18737013
>Dad's name was Kevin Baltazar
>changes his name to Kevin Masterson as a result of his daughter being a whore

imagine all your work associates asking why you changed your name

Why did you guys remove the bloomberg stream link from the OP?

>>18737019
-(-15%)

>>18736956
does it make it hotter that she did this despite being set for literally life?

I love the absolute Chads who bid 100k @ $0.01 on every stock.

Guys, I need to expand my portfolio
What are some things to buy?

>>18737019
Hopefully pretty low. I'm balls deep in 50 dollar AMD puts.

Also

>tfw if I just stopped doing puts I'd have made over $1000 just from keeping my bullish position and doing nothing.
>tfw being "rational" and betting against the market has only lost me money.
Once I sell my AMD puts I'll be a bull again.

>>18736958
That's what I want to know. I'm guessing dump. I don't have much hope for earnings after and I'm guessing that others will play it safe and leave before COVID reveals less sales. Don't listen to me though, I assumed PEP was gonna do that as well but was proven wrong.

>>18737049
yes of course

YOU ARE WRONG, LEONIDAS!
YOU ARE WRONG.

>>18736952
Basically, I'm probably going to short NAT youtube/cramer lemming retards then use the proceeds to buy into STNG, TNK, and EURN before May futures roll over kek.

>>18736956
>you will never have a hapa gf

>>18737054
CARR, DOW, KTOS, NET, RTX, BAM

>>18736922
Holy shit can’t someone bring a baseball bat to Jerome’s room and wake this nigger up already? STOP FUCKING TAKING NAPS DURING TRADING DAYS FOR FUCKS SAKE

>>18736959
Based

>>18737054
Time machine, go back ten years and buy netflix

>>18737056
AMD is heading to $11.30, lucky you.

>>18736922
CLOWN MARKET HONK HONK

YOU GUYS TOLD ME THEY WERE GOING BANKRUPT

>>18737073
yeah good. don't get one unless you want a bipolar girlfriend who makes you feel like shit all the time for never being good enough and then saying how much she loves you

Are these retarded RH niggers pumping oil and buying USO good in the long term for my short positions?

>>18737049
No she thought she was doing an “art” she probably was only getting off at the thought of being a bold “artist”

Lads am I gonna lose a lot of money after the reverse split on USO a normie favorite?

Jerome had Chipotle last night lads. Confirmed to be dumping all afternoon in the mens room. Sorry boys, no pump today.

>>18736959
can i have 100k if you make it?

>>18737034
>>18737007

I don’t respect women bros

She was really cute though, still is kinda cute, and I was probably no less retarded when I turned 18. Luckily I wasn’t a woman with a fetish for being fucked like a rag doll.

>>18737079
he already saved it from -0.6% and is keeping it above 0%. what more would you want

holy shit these lines actually work

>>18737092
People think theatres will re-open soon. If they're wrong it will dump into the center of the earth.

>>18736952
Pff, I just FOMO'd into DHT after reading their website. It's need and they are really open and Norwegian which seems good to me as they know their oil and merchant fleets. They are making a profit and have recently added new ships to their fleet. Divvy is also absurd if they keep it up (which I doubt). Bought 50 stocks.

>>18737091
Isn't that just women tho?

>>18737075
NET? I'mt trying to get rid.
Waste of time and money

>>18737092
half these companies intimating they're going bankrupt are just fishing for federal FREE money, most of them can just get loans or issue bonds

>>18737104
meh, asians are 7/10 on their best of days.

>>18737007
Damn, imagine working hard your whole life providing for your family just so your daughter can get slapped around on camera with cum on her face. I do not want to know this feel bros.

>>18737018
Your mom is going to be upset you lost your weekly allowance and will spank you.

>>18736959
Stream your suicide after all these go to zero, bearcuck

I want to fuck Courtney Reagan.

>>18737109
>oo hoo the tea leaves say ...

>>18736959
I also liquidated my Roth, everything is cashed out except my NET, TMDX, RTX and ET /biz/ holdings.

I also love cunny and hate niggers.

>>18736922
Based or cringe?

Any Brit anons here, what UK companies are you invested in?

Buy NET bros

>>18737139
I could lose it all and still be fine. Some of us were here in 2017 and made real money, newfag.

>>18737096
Something tells me that I should go in harder due to my fear. I mean I've been screwed over when I make a logical buy put.

Damn it feels good to have several thousand shares of WKHS today. Glad I tripled down after COVID panic.

Biz whats your go to dividend/growth stocks I only got 1k remaining?

>>18737153
>People buying calls
Bearish

>>18737022
This is a historical turning point. We have the beginnings of UBI, huge unemployment, and unprecedented Fed money printing action. If companies begin experiencing great earnings, we will enter a new paradigm where a NEET based economy will be established and stocks will never go down again because the moment they do the printers will turn on.

Unfortunately we probably don't live in such a wonderful world with that future, because if the market goes past the lows of March after then we get tested again where this either works or we are going lower than we ever thought possible and economic fundamentals are here to stay with the Fed officially beat.

I hope for the eternal bull UBI NEET economy, I really do. Companies love it, investors love it, NEETs love it, the unemployed love it, everyone loves it except wagies.

>>18737096
Futures with a closer expiry date are cheaper than futures with a later expiry date. USO is pretty much guaranteed to lose money.

I just don't understand why people keep buying it. Do normalfags think USO is actually just a bunch of barrels of oil sitting around somewhere or something?

>>18737141
Understandable, though not my personal favorite.

>>18737138
ok nerd

>>18737174
AAPL

Who the fuck is buying ford stock and why?

>>18737018
>All in
>1 share

Lmao

>>18737159
Playing with any European stock market is like riding a bike with training wheels. For kids!

>>18737125
NET did a deal with J.D today. They're getting a foot in the china cloud market. If the growth of cloud here is any guess they're gonna make a killing over there.

>>18737153
>R*ddithood
cringe

>>18737108
haha can you imagine if the S&P ever had a -.01% red day? that would be insanity.

Alright lads, how much further is AMZN going to dip? Surely their short term earnings on Thursday will be shit, right?

Would I be dumb for going in on a $2160 5/8 put?

>>18737204
investing virgins

ITS A CRAB KINDA DAY

>>18737204
zoomers and because they can afford a share with their weekly tendie allowance from mommy

>>18737184
Idk why it became popular but if financial firms are dumping (idk if they really are) normies alone won't be able to pump it. Which is why I bought these puts. However the funky stuff that happens after a reverse split is what is creeping me out as in, will I really make money or am I gonna lose because of some funky stuff that happens to options after a reverse split.

>>18737174
Dividend? Iron Mountain ($IRM) @ 11%
Growth? Advanced Micro Devices ($AMD) @ 29%

>>18737225
no it's not

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, what the fuck, am I a masochist?

>>18737242

>>18736546
No?

>>18736922
GILEAD

>>18737109
If there was some set place, or set angles you had to stick to, it would be one thing, but in reality it's start wherever you fucking feel like it and end at the moon. When this shit collapses you'll cry
> oh em geez it broke out of the channel!!!
The 'channel' of course are meme lines you drew that signify nothing.

>>18737184
Wtf I love pro choice protestors now!

>>18737242
Where did you get access to that? Also is it worth holding the buy puts through the reverse split?

>>18737204
Industries are cyclical, anon. Ford will survive this and if we haven’t seen Ford’s bottom yet then I don’t know. I don’t know actually. I don’t really know if I know anymore

>>18737220
LMAO
imagine being this dumb. Everybody just ordered an entire home office from Amazon. Everybody is bored as shit and buying random junk online. Their earnings will be much, much, much better than projected last quarter. Hell, it probably brought a lot of long time users on board (reluctant doomers and dumb boomers)

I actually feel bad for saving you from this mistake, that's how dumb you are.

>>18737171
Nice post. You know nothing about me, dumbass

>>18737269
That boat sailed a long time ago.

>>18737286
>Ford will survive this

Are you sure about that?

>>18736952
>>18737118
Shill me on DHT.
Why them instead of these other tankerchads?

>>18737287
They have employee shortages and they delayed the delivery of non essential goods, meaning less people buy shit that takes longer than a day to get there

>>18737289
hey, it's a tough guy! You're a faggot

VIRT calls gonna make me rich

>>18737287

>>18737315
No. People gave them money and their using covid-chan as an excuse to deliver the goods whenever they feel like it. My delivery dates for books are in fucking June. Still bought them though, where else am I gonna get them?

>>18737288
you are not prepared for what you are about to witness

>>18737328
>1 post by this id has entered the chat

>>18737223
>GE, MSFT, ACB, TSLA
Yikes

holy shit what was that?

>>18737220
Shit Q1 earnings are priced in.

>>18737301
I am not sure about that.

>>18737287
>Amazon is the only website you can buy cheap shit online
>What is Walmart, Target, Costco
>Amazon heavily reliant on cheap Chinese trash
>Amazon at all time highs
Yea, no.

>>18737366
lmao

goodnight spy

what the fuck was that etc

WAT

>I'd like to welcome you all to The White House, a very special house
>Trump goes on introducing The White House
Where's Jake Gyllenhall laughing when you need it?

>>18737375
That's what I was afraid of.

So we pumping Friday and next week?

JEROMEEEEEEE WHAT THE FUCK WAKE UP WAKE UP IT’S TURNING RED AGAIN FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Rough week for SNSS, but that's fine. When SNSS goes down, I just buy more.

>>18737286
>can't produce cars
>no one buying
>unemployed defaulting on their subprime auto loans
>no dividend
The only reason they have a chance is because the fed is propping up their garbage debt.

G U H

>>18737315
The new world order is basically positioning us to only have Amazon and Walmart as options.

>These candle wicks
We're going to see some serious shit on close today.

GOOG earnings in just over an hour. This should be entertaining.

>>18737363
>and then there were two
we know you're a faggot and that's all that matters. you're a stupid worthless faggot.
puts are a decent position to take today. high risk appetite imo. Bulls are fucking ballsy to be going long today.

>>18737181
As if anybody needs more evidence that this economy is fucked up beyond repair, people like this are browsing these threads.

>>18737375
At this point I wouldn't be surprised if they're not. Majority of this market is retail investors

I'm playing earnings roulette with MSFT, FB, and GOOGL. I picked up $16k worth of stock in those 3 companies today. How screwed am I?

I told you faggots to buy tvix, tomorrow is gonna be a blood bath.

I will be posting FUTURES BLOOD RED all night starting in about 3 hours btw.

>volume up
>massive red flare

What the actual fuck? Smart capital is actually evacuating from the market? This is disturbing

>>18737416
yeah, all small business got wiped, get ready for Amazon stores to pop up like walmart stores

Fuck it nationalize them both and merge them

>>18736922
I have no idea what I'm doing
Praying USO bumps after the reverse split tomorrow so I can get out even

>>18737346
>>18737378
>>18737315

blow it out your ass.
don't @me when I'm inevitably right
virgins

>>18737353
It's not an excuse. Amazon basically let all their full-time employees take off as much time as they wanted so at most of their warehouses people fucked off and they were down by at least 50% of their workforce especially once corona started getting around in big numbers. That's the real reason they went on a hiring binge.

>t. friends with wagies who work at multiple amazon sites

what just candled
im pooping and phoneposting

>>18737086
Please be true.

>>18737437
Nah Trump just used his speech to the SBA to talk about how Melania has been working to protect small businesses, and then brought Ivanka out to speak.

algos know that's a sell signal

>>18737429
All the new retail investors don't know or understand that stuff. They just see green numbers every day and think that's how it's supposed to be

How stupid is it to go short on oil overnight

>V shaped recovery
pottery

I don't care too much I think if market goes down. Oil is staying up kek. Nothing can stop me from finishing today green!

Wish I didn't sell some of my OKE earlier to invest elsewhere. It flew today.

>>18737430
The economy is indeed fucked up. Why not embrace it?

Does anyone have a link to a CNBC stream?

>0.1% doji on the 15 minute chart

>>18737474
50% stupid

Sure, whiskey sounds great

>>18736959
Good luck fighting a Fed that's printing trillions per month.

is there any greater feeling than being up 5% day after day?

feeling godlike, stupid bears losing money going straight into my pockets. Cant wait to hit ATH's soon

>>18737375
This.
Shit earnings are all priced in. People will lock in earnings directly before earnings reports, which will trap dumb bears.
Meanwhile good earnings will defy expectations and send a stocks to the moon for a bit. Identifying these opportunities is where you make money.

>>18737488
so there is chance

>>18737487
HE HAS SIIIIINED

I can't decide whether I want to buy a call to hold overnight or a put

how to turn 10k into 100k

then how to turn 100k into 1million?

>/biz/ up on the podium
Kek

EOD pump?

how much time before market close should i leave to make sure my option sell fills?

>>18737424
Source?

>>18737406
They also have a chance because eventually people will buy cars, and eventually Ford will build cars. I guess it depends on your time frame. I have to assume that the market priced in the fact that no one would buy cars for a while. Anyone could see that.

Can someone post that earnings week overview

>>18736959
What inside information do you have to fucking go short 3.2m?

>>18737505
options trading

>>18736959
You are so fucked, lmao. Bearfaggots will get the rope

>>18737501
well thing is futures overnight is absolute jewery, like I said I reversed overnight trend few times and its been profitable. But thats not the same as going into night blind

>>18737474
If I had balls I'd probably hold a short position on xle overnight but I'm trying to only do long-term trades right now, to increase my discipline

>>18737448
Lol i got rid of all my buy puts on them i dont believe it will turn out good for any option from what i can understand.

BULLCHADS RISE THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK UP

>>18737135
He should be proud that people are still busting nuts to it to this day.

>the only people they can find to praise Trump on camera are literal retards

SELL SELL SELL!

>>18737478
Whats your take on OKE I have 40 shares at 23 and hope that it goes back up to 70 bucks

Wait... What if the MONEY PRINTER GO BRRRRRRRR is just the FED meme intended to keep the street from panicking, prolonging the time before the fall of the stock market and therefore allowing the wise guys to evacuate with their money before the dump happens?

>>18736922
HELLO FELLOW ANONS !!!
IS DAY TRADING REAL?

>>18737505
Long solid stocks with dividends and reinvest said dividends and increase your positions every month for 10 years

Buy more AMD stocks now or after earnings report?

woah...
powerful...

>>18737545
Dump happened in March. You didn't see it fall 30%?

>Missed out on $200 profit today because I sold one of my stocks yesterday to buy FMO and NAT which Im currently down $ 50 on

Fucking hell you assholes, you told me they were going to moon

>>18737432
>>18737505
Penny stocks or 1m RSR

>>18737543
Will not go that high ever again. They have lots of debt anon, still a good divvy stock to hold tho

>smart capital is out of the market
>only anons with their life savings are left on the market

OH NO

>>18736959
good to some that some people actually made it. hope it work out for you

>>18737493
fed stopped printing

OH NO WE GOT TOO COCKY BEAR BULLS

>>18737521
Or better positioned car manufacturers will continue to squeeze ford into bankruptcy

>>18737159
theres nothing on the FTSE worth buying

>>18737519
For your courageous show of heterosexuality, if you stop looking at the 2D ass and tiddy, the artist is between the thighs.

>>18737545
That's generally what the fed does. "Don't fight the fed" was a 2008 meme too. They were actually doing a lot less than what people thought, which helped make a ton of crabbing to draw the crash out over a year.

>>18736922
FRONTLINE REPORTING IN

>final 30 minutes
Place your bets, we ending red or green?

>>18736953
In case anyone is still interested. Signed up for xtb, and yeah I'm not murrikan.

>>18737582
jokes on them, nobody is going to sell for 12 months

those boomers are going to have to buy back their shares at twice the price

Im up a few thousand on blue chips, come at me

THREAD THEME LETS CLOSE THIS BITCH GREEN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qitn6FRc0oc

>>18737618
grash id :-DDDDd

with all this money being pumped into the market it's pretty much guaranteed the market will crash right?

>>18737618
this kind of green

>>18737618
Green of course.

>>18737618
green +0.01%

>>18736953
>>18737622
Forgot pic.

>>18737618
Ending green with an immediate turn to red aftermarket

Ford being up so much today truly is the fakest gayest shit

>>18737642
Yeah it will come crashing into ATH.

>>18737467
if that was true i would put every single Euro i have saved into that stock but we all know thats not gonna happen

Here we gooooo

>>18737667
Nevermind. Crash canceled due to lack of digits.

JEROME ANSWER THE FUCKING PHONE RIGHT NOW

>there are bulls today that went all in on calls this morning

IMAGINE

>>18737658
might just be pressure from evacuating Tesla. Retail will buy F cause they survived 08.

>>18737688
AU CONTRAIRE MON FRERE

>>18737688
uh-oh

>>18737545
Ding ding ding

Anyone putting stop loss on their BA

>>18737667
>just keeps bouncing off 0%
hah yes this sure is some good old home grown all natural buy action, nothing happening behind the scenes here everyone!

>>18737075
CARR :) i bought as soon as they announced, i remember when lennox came out at 17$. they are $187 now. go long. good eye fren

>I may have to see you
ORANGE MAN GOING BLIND CONFIRMED, PRICED IN AND BULLISH

what yall niggers think about mortgage REITs?

>>18737308
What's the target price?

These pre-market gap ups and gap downs are so fucking stupid lmao. Definitely no manipulation! Don't let the plebs make money!

>>18737576
I think it will go to 50-55 as "recovered." But dividend will be high even if cut maybe in the future, but not now for sure. I had 40 shares, got in at 24, sold 15 at like 29.6 so I could invest it elsewhere. Still got 25 shares, but wow it rocketed up today so I feel kind of bad. It is worth keeping some shares of, still has tons of upside and the dividend is good, already paid one off.

>>18737688
Confirmed pump and catastrophic dump

>>18737696
Only thing I'm mad about is that I can't day trade otherwise I would have just sold my calls when it opened green and rebought after they all fell 10%. Could see that shit coming from a mile away. Will open green tomorrow though so who cares. Fake market easy money. Watch them power through earnings next week. It's gunna be hilarious.

>bulls lose their ass today
so much bragging this morning ;)

>>18737716
>shidd. we are almosd oud of brinder monies :--DD
>i have idea lol :-D
>agdivade brinder only when id reach 0%
>omg :----DDDD

>>18737505
RTX and tankers

>>18737667

Stat long on your shorts. Spxs sqqq tvix ... its not a v shaped recovery. Retards dont even know what a V looks like lol ... its 4 waves .. Ath the down wave then flat up wave and next comes a HUGE down wave

>>18737715
Did long ago. And they all got triggered. BA seems like a meme right now moving to other shit.

>>18737604
Absolutely. Will not argue against that. It is a risk for sure. At 5 I don’t mind it as a long term play. If they survive you could easily see 10. If they go to 0 you are fucked. I think there is a lot more upside than downside.

Reminder the Russell 2000 is leading today which is 100000x more bullish longterm

>>18737752
still green dude

>>18736956
LINK ? HEHEHE

>>18737766
It won't go down because there's nothing to stop it from going down. The Fed and congress have already blown their load. You might think this a bear case, but it's not. Big money WILL NOT PANIC if there is no safety net. In fact, they panic mostly to trigger waves of govt gibs.

>>18737752
Only tech bulls are getting rekt. Oilchads are having a very good day.

>>18737766
This

>>18737737
I was wondering where i could purchase "Nc Donald" shares :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWCxpZdsJqs

>>18737785
Yep, money flowing from giganiggas to small cap and energy. Bullish on this.

>>18737223
Pretty funny seeing shorts get fucked by zoomers wanting to get in on cheap stocks

>>18737719
Whose lennox?

>>18737792
google 'mayli facial abuse'

>inb4 this is Mayli trying to file more DMCA requests

heheheh

Will $ET moon? Or should I just get rid of my hand?

>>18737798
hell yeah PSX FANG COP EPD chad here literally free money

Are tankers on sale too?

>>18737785
That's purely a "haha we're loosening up restrictions and consumers are sure to return to normal spending levels" pump. Nobody yet knows how spending will be for the next few years. If we're down even 10% by eoy it's a disaster, and the unemployment rate is going to make getting back to 100% very difficult.

Why are these niggers still fucking buying oil?

>>18737821
Should've bought EPD. ET is a scam

>>18737786
RIP you nigga

>>18737834
oil companies? smart. buying low
oil funds? they think they're buying low but they're not

I AM FINANCIALLY UNCHANGED!

>>18737762
OH FUGG JEROBE BOWELL WHAD DO NOW

>>18737752
>bull
>not in MGM, HTZ, OXY, and CCL
those are the ultimate pleb filters

>>18737834
It could go up as long as the exp. date isn't close. When we are a week out no one is gonna want to hold it above $0.

>>18737817
Hot

>the tiniest of red days
that means a 777% bounce tomorrow to, you know, compensate for this devastating selloff

>Dump et
>Dump et again!
NOOO NOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOo

>>18737752

I'm up today

imagine buying ATH CRASHDAQ stocks

>>18737865
MAYBE ING MISSING? OK WE BUY MORE TOMORROW :--DDD
LIDDLE DIBB IS OGG :--DDDD

price of rope going up for those who failed to take the CCL pill

WKHSchads WE RIDIN THE FUCK UUUUUUUPPPPPP

>>18737786
Sorry about your calls, poorfag.

Got USO Calls $5 for Expirary next week. Pretty sure we will bounce from here and USO will be over $5 by next week.

>>18737883
We really just need two or three in a row then we get big red dildos to test lows again. How low it ends today determines where we are going lol, I really hope SPX ends at -.5% cause then I know my puts are gonna print in a week.

In April i read;
The Four Pillars of Investing
A Random Walk Down Wall Street
now started reading
Bear market investment strategies
anything else?

>>18737816
The company that invented HVAC. Also the only company with a working prototype for a magnet powered HVAC unit. Lennox is always a long.

Bros what the fuck, you told me to switch from rh to ameritrade but ameritrade tells me I have to report my taxes every year wheras rh does it for me. Wtf how is this better?

>>18737900
misder bowel, da marget is grashing :-DDD

Oh noo :-DDDDD I hab no monies :-DDD

>>18737865
o shidd, moni brinder need new boner :DDD::DD:DDD:DD

I don’t give a fuck, i will keep buying SPY calls as long as it keep dumping. I will print so much fucking money in the next couple of days. I am sure we are hitting 290 again tomorrow. I literally went all in, this is it. My entire 6 month wage slave money into SPY calls. Im going to make it amarite?

>>18737786
you jinxed it, fella. you fell for the classic blunder.

THIS IS IT

PUSH

Backstop this Jerry aaahhhhhhhhhh

>>18737936

>>18737930
need green benis :-DDD

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT VOLUME

FUTURES BLOOD RED!

And just like that we will NEVER see the market recover

>>18737937
so is the halvening dump happening the day before or is it like two or three days before?

>>18737937
sorry wagie

dime do ged bag to werg :-DDD

>>18737940
IT'S OUR TIME!

>>18737937
Exp date?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

EOD dump into post-market dump into blood red futures into Wednesday morning dump into SPY $300 calls end of May

holy fuck that SPY dump

got fucking played

AGAIN

>>18737118
You spent 400$ on $8.83 52 week high? I hope you bought at the dip

>>18737925
oh fugggg :-ddd
mabe 2018 marged brizes ok?? :---DDD

>>18737984
compound interest vs virgin /you/

haha benis go down :-DDD

red benids :-DDDD

>>18737926
Just dont report then fucking pussy

>>18738002
MISDER BOWEL??????
BOWELLL????
FUGG MIDDER BOWEL????????? :DDDD:DDDDD

>minus fifdy five percend

oh no :-DDD

BEARS THIS IS OUR MOMENT

TOPPLE THIS HOUSE OF CARDS

>>18737776
I honestly don't know anymore. It continuously dropped over the course of an enormous bull run while everything else was growing. I just don't see them turning it around at this point.

>>18737985
Bought the dip. Put in an order at the price I wanted to get it and it filled. Its a gamble we shall see. Not a lot else to put some money now.

>>18736958
O for fuck sake. Ford/GM/tesla are all millennial robin hood users fucking retarded?

>>18738031
red benis bros unide :-PPDDD

>>18737973
This is officially my first big red dildo, my time has finally come. I’m not even worried. I know spy will pump tomorrow. Literally don’t even care.

>>18737947
kek

I FIND EXDRA INGG BODDLE :----DDDDD
LEDS GOOOOOOO

>>18737972
TOMORROW WE THRIVE!¡

>>18738063
I want my F GM longs back so baaaaaad
I miss these guys and its only been few months

>>18738031
Nah. If you were on the Vix you should have been there in January dumbass. Captain fucking hindsight are you? And NOW you don't even hold dividends because you are fucking idiot

>>18738074
muma mia ;-DDDD

>>18737923
you better answer now

Kek, Trump says he likes payroll tax cut and it may happen. Hey sounds good to me, less sucked outta my pay check

WHAT THE FUCK BUT WE PRINTED 6 TRILLION DOLLARS
WE MADE 6 TRILLION DOLLARS OUT OF THIN AIR
HOW COULD THE STOCK MARKET EVER GO DOWN
JEROME YOU DOUBLE TRIPLE DECKER NIGGER FUCK

I WENT ALL IN A FEW DAYS AGO PLEASE GO TO ATH

>>18737181
NEW PARADIGM!!!!!!

You got your red day!

>>18737947
Alexander the great bodied *sians by spamming cavalry though

>>18738074
>he bought the top

Is the stuff being stored off shore refined oil or is it crude? When covid ends refineries will blow right so should invest in them

>>18738086
How revolting, Not quite as revolving as tesla, facebook, google etc and not as geriatric paedophile as ford but still, GM like having a stinky street bum reach into your pants unexpectedly from behind and finger your genitals. tesla is more like waking up to discover elon musks unwanted anus descending on your face

>>18738074
>I know spy will pump tomorrow.

>>18738087
What? What are you talking about.

>>18738103
haha eggs dee :DDDD:DDDD:DDDDDDD no moni in da es in bee :DDDDDDD:DDDDD:DDDD

Woah :-DD Negadib fordy fib persend :-DDDDD


Loogs like bulls are dead :-DDD

fuck you jerome

>-0.45% spy

congrats bobos you won, the economy will never recover again

>>18738133
GM is bet on gov and autonomy

ALL EYES ON GOOGL, LET'S KICK OFF THE NEXT DUMP AND FINISH IT OFF WITH AAPL ON THURS

You bought the dip right?

>>18737181
Nothing ever changes, millions hundreds of millions can die without effecting market growth

In his book "Wealth, War and Wisdom", Barton Biggs analyses equity markets behavior during the key events of World War II.

"Then in May 1942, just before the United States’ military fortunes in the Pacific improved, in the midst of the gloom and the bargains and at the point of maximum bearishness, the U.S. stock market made a bottom for the ages."
"In occupied Europe during World War II, all things considered, gold was the best asset to hide in, preserve wealth, and maintain some liquidity. Stocks, land, real estate, and businesses worked only if you had a very long-tern horizon. The black market was the most lucrative profession."
"It’s interesting how well the stock market performed after mid-October in spite of another avalanche of very bad war news (…) it must have sensed the rising odds of the United States being drawn into the war. Another example of the wisdom of markets. (…) The war news was consistently bad, but nevertheless stocks worked higher."
"(…) the U.S. stock market instinctively understood the significance of Midway, well before expert opinion or the conventional wisdom grasped its importance."
"… the bottom of a bear market by definition has to be the point of maximum bearishness, and from that point, the news doesn’t actually have to be good, it just has to be less bad than what has already been discounted in prices."

"In late 1939, however, well ahead of the Blitzkrieg stock prices began to anticipate the overwhelming victories of 1940."
"By 1940 and throughout 1941 the German economy was booming from military production. The interesting insight is that by the late fall of 1941, the Berlin market was somehow sensing that Hitler’s luck, his infallibility were fading and that Germany’s military momentum had crested. Did anyone know the tide had turned except the stock market? Certainly a few of the generals suspected.

AMD MISSED
MSFT MISSED
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>18738141
es in bee mag red benis insdead of green bensi :-DDD

>>18738086
Jesus christ. Fucking trip shilling F and GM. lol

-.45% wow bears you killed it!

Tf. IBM did good.

>>18737752
>bulls lose their ass today
??? Up +5% today overall.

i'm finally green again!

WTF how can it go down??

>>18738074
LMAO why not put the exp date way out? I got in too deep but my puts will still make me money cause I knew I could be wrong and put it far out on safe prices. You are gonna get yourself killed and I am going to enjoy a tidy profit! I'll be posting that pic I saved tomorrow, try to get out on the morning pump.

>>18738169
you must be extremely autistic to consider this shilling. Im saying I dont have it, I want it but not entering position for few months. Where do you see BUYBUYBUY here? u retarded?

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .45%, basically wholly off the back of GEO. Foods did good too :D
Just woke up and not sure what to make of today's action, I'm hung over. Working night shifts nao so getting drunk for the first time in forever with the roomies at 4 am is part of a healthy lifestyle. Expecting possible bearish action on indices soon, the big 5 on the ess and pee seem to be bumping up against something.
Someone maek a new thred!!!

I told you to short V, but you didnt listen. That shit is going down hard tommorow.

>>18738165
sweaty, msft reports tomorrow

>>18738202
+12.58% today
got a lot of help from CCL

>>18738165
> Rally anyway
What else did you expect?

>>18738191
Why would you want to long F and GM

>amd after hours

uhhhh

it's finally in the red after hours

>>18738202
I was carrying TVIX since yesterday. ALL in. I held until the first spike. I sold at around 210 for all my shares and rebought at a lower price.

So despite TVIX being at +3.46%, I'm at almost +5% for the entire day.

The fuck was that? GOOG just fucking blasted ~8% from being down ~4%, top kek

>>18738165
Add GOOGL, but this will be a rally tomorrow because of it.

WOOBS EXDRA ING I FIND WAS WRONG GOLLOR :---DDDD

>>18738240
>>18738240
>>18738240
new

>>18738191
also gee emm wend an fugged da sdong holdurs lasd dime :::DDDDDDD:DDDD:DD:DDD::::DDDD

>>18738202
up 1% thank god I did not try to cut my losses with my SPY puts. Google puts and MMM long held me green after that failed USOIL short.

Why did this happen?

>>18738164

"… the bottom of a bear market by definition has to be the point of maximum bearishness, and from that point, the news doesn’t actually have to be good, it just has to be less bad than what has already been discounted in prices."

THIS

>>18738202
> Up 1.43%
As a put holder, this is the greenest I have seen it in quite some time

NO NO NO BULL BROS I BELIEVED!’ NOOOOO THE BRRRR MEME AND TSLA OMG OMG

>>18738202
+8%

>>18738202
Up 1% for the day, when I was as high as 3% by noon. Guessing some selling off of T pushed it down a bit. Picked WEN back up, playing earnings on ASX to see if something happens with it. Day two and swinging hasn't been treating me bad at all.

>>18738165

lmfao

>everyone's inside, better go buy microsoft office right now!

>>18738221
well for different reasons, F is sort of Boeing of auto industry, they shall receive unlimited amount of gibs before someone like Donny can let them fail and stop producing F150s
GM on other hand is surprisingly undervalued when it comes to autonomy, their car production is shit and Im waiting for them to do something with it but I want to be long their tech, good and actually relatively cheap stuff there, its just a little problem is they are printing inventories like crazy hence Im not long

>>18738092
taleb's books

>>18738216
why was CCL rocketing up?

I have made a huge mistake

>>18737984
Fuck same as Warren Buffet when he was young.

>>18738202
-4% on FB
-6% on NAT
+3% on OXY

>>18737984
>5k net worth at 14 in 1944
Imagine the virgin pussy he passed up to become a billionaire instead

>>18738202

made 500 on dow

>>18738306

corruption

>>18738202
I KEEP OVERSLEEPING AND IM BEING A FUCKING NEET AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Does SVXY have decay risk? It must, right, it’s futures contracts so it’s got to have contango like the rest of the ETFs that hold futures contract?

>>18738216
>>18738306
Ceo and company are big supporters of trump, donated to the trump foundation, big sponsors of the apprentice, big figures in the Florida business scene.

Somehow they ended up getting a big bailout package...

>>18738267
Same as the top of a bubble

>>18738202
+1.70%
Basically carried by CCL and DAL

>>18738328
>I have made a huge mistake
I know that feeling
and I hate that feeling

>>18737204
It’s the perfect crabby patty stock to sell covered calls on.

>>18737919
I have a $2 put and will be very excited if it's only $5 after tomorrow

SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT WILL HAPEN TO MY USO PUTS REEE

>>18738764
Theoretically nothing beyond the price being affected by the news of the split

>>18738818
im just worried about lack of volume when i end up with uso1 bullshit

>>18738074
>I know spy will pump tomorrow.
one of the reasons i become a bear was because of how shitheady and arrogant bulls are.

What’s popping /smg/? Bought GPRO and GRPN calls last night.

>>18738946
i was considering GPRO but didnt want to buy it so high.

BOEING MISSED
MASTERCARD MISSED
BLUE APRON MISSED
>BOEING MISSED
>MASTERCARD MISSED
>BLUE APRON MISSED
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MASTERCARD MISSED
BLUE APRON MISSED