/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Koko is a man

>forsen is playing a game about digging a hole
he's literally a dawg

hart

Evil love!

>>95319116
we are so back

Remember to vote on the new players for the divegrass team.
https://forms.gle/o7nW9zrhQjEURvmG8

>>95319116
>cerber is bad at video games
>forsen is bad at video games
have we seen them in the same room together?

>>95319422
>bad at videogames
wait a minute hey wait a minute wait hmm wait

hart!

>>95319422
neuro and evil

heart

>>OP
>>Tutel
>LoRA: https://rentry.co/vedal-lora
>Catbox archive: https://rentry.co/tutel-archive
wtf is this, get rid of it

>>95319561
/tutel/ merge and its consequences

nurslit status?

>>95319716
dry

>>OP
>>95319561
yeah get the fuck out with this shit

Don't

>>95319615
Why don't turtlecucks just make their own split again instead of shitting up the /swarm/ OP?

>>OP
Can you fucking kikes stop trying to push faggotry and shit in /swarm/ for one fucking day? Kys

>>95319834
Vedal was jacking off to Neuro JOI when this happened.

>>OP
why are vedalniggers like this

uh oh...

crazy melty over nothing.
don't you have your own dead thread to bump

This is what happens when you let a femoid bake

I’m beginning to nootice.

>>95319995
This is the Neuro thread, bitch.

>>95319971
>>95319920
>>95319850
>>95319615
>>95319561
Didn't want the links to get lost. There's no reason not to include them, it's on topic and literally just text

Bakers are the scum of /swarm/, as proven time and time again

>>95320057
Fuck off, you're just shitting up the OP with useless crap

>>95320057
fuck off

>>95320057
>Didn't want the links to get lost
archives are a thing newnigger
>it's on topic
kys

>>95320057
Its in pretty bad taste, if you wanted to keep them do it on your own computer, they were made as a one off for the /tutel/ threads and since they are dead they aren't gonna be getting updated

>>95319561
>>95320057
Keep it

Are we actually arguing vedal is not on topic /here/? Actual mental illness

>>95320057
Based vedalfa-
>open links
>slopshit
Kys

Slippery slope, give them one inch and they take a mile, next they'll be adding Ellie's and Cerber's twitch channels in the OP and telling you they're on topic

how boring

>>95320194
discordfags found the thread again

Holy melty kek

>>95320194
I'm arguing that OP is a faggot and should stop baking.

glorping

>>95320214
Vedal is on topic

>>95320192
Out? Yes.

>>95320214
only neuro, evil, and vedal are on topic. Always was and always will be.

Shondofags found the thread...

>>OP
>>Tutel
kill yourself

>>95320300
How many times does he gotta tell you that he wants the fanbase to focus on Neuro instead of him?

>>95320213
this

>>95320057
you're doing god's work anon, don't let the other schizos tell you otherwise. good work.

>>95320213
Its just a copy of the neuro lora link page

>>95320382
???????? THIS IS OFF TOPIC JANNYS PLEASE HELP MEEEEE WHAAAA

>>95320404
The image that destroyed leechverse shills

>>95320404
heh, I love that goofy ass anny.

I'm literally crying right now

>>95320404
>vedal and pb first
neuro was the true leech…

>>95320474
Evil ...

>>95320404
>vedal, not neuro is at the very beginning
Well that settles it. neurofags GET OUT

>>95320404
I love how your "degradation" starts literally a couple weeks later.

>>95320503
Neuro is the Osu bot though

>>95320565
Airis is skinning walking the OSU bot called Neuro sama

>>95267631
>follows vedal987 since jan 2023
>followed shon last month
hi hoxuruz!

>>95320619
good thing vedal doesnt have a cat

>>95319278
I love divegrass

>>95320619
go back

>>95320679
cute ved

Vedal posted in offline chat btw

>>95320743
Aware I checked...

>>95320213
What did you think LoRAs are?

>>95320743
aieeeee, off-topic

>>95320717
I know who you are

>>95320899
this bratty turtle istg

>>OP
>vedalbeggar OP

>>95320404
What is this mental illness? pb was never a big part of the stream, guessing the newfag who made this thinks that was the case. Also lmao at bo, joker and staz being in 3 frames when they have never been on stream but simply because they interact with the orbiters like cerber they "exist" rent free in your head?

>>95320980
purists don't watch streams, nothing new

Neuro's AMA

>>95321015
purists don't watch whore streams*

I changed my mind about the tutel stuff in the OP, if it causes this response its worth it to at least keep until the anons who left after the subathon trickle back in from the break

>>95320980
it's about /swarm/

>>95320980
early osu streams were filled with images of anteaters lmao
also joker was on stream for a few seconds once

>>95321039
>if it causes this response its worth it to at least keep
add anny's twitch page too, that will cause an ever bigger response!

>>95320980
its a >wordswordswords image that just shows that purists are mentally ill and cant meme

I. Love. CERBERWAN

neuro sama

>>95321060
yeah bro the /swarm/ when she wasn't a vtuber, fucking mong

>>95321130
This but Neuro.

>>95321114
this but unironically

I've nooticed therefore I ignoore.

>>95320404
>>95321161
Read the image nigga

>>95321114
We should also remove the other neuro shit to free up space for adding all the other whores to the OP. It seems like a good idea

>>95320980
It's a fucking parody of the original image, retard, how seriously you wanna take it is on you. Whorefags can't take a fucking joke.

hu ho neuroverse melty

Next baker should make an op with 3 links for every neuroverse whore

>>OP
hello /hart/ baker i know what you are doing

>>95321130
Me too

>>95321185
lots of filenames that have never been posted before

This is the most active the thread has been since the shondo tweet. Just drama addicts

>>95321038
Well according to Neuro her body count is mid 2 digits so that makes sense why they wouldn't watch Neuro streams.

>>95321236
no, just make a copy of /shon/

>>95321361
>Neuro her body count is mid 2 digits
It's all me so it doesn't count.

>>95321377
Like... the current one? >>95315686

>>95321130
Hi rpr

>>95321426
I thought we had it bad

>>95321347
>anon is cross referencing filenames with schizo post-times
release the /swarm/ schizo dossier

where is my chuuni wife

i like it more when we get along and post neuro together but i'm glad you guys are having fun!

I RABU BIDARU-KUN

>>95321426
yeah go for it, if you're going to whorepost go all in. don't even pretend it's remotely on topic

>>95321523
this but HEITO

>>95321512
She's having fun

>>95321529
holy seething.
how do the same 3 threadreaders keep coming back just to get triggered

>>95321523
This but ネウロ様

>green streamer
my god....

>>95321646
wat

Ellie is talking about coding

>>95321706
anny is crashing out because vedal hates this outfit and won't use it again

>>95321706
cute eliv
>>95321804
cute nur

/shon/ was right.

>>95321804
vedal liked it so much he was leaking it on the dev stream before the reveal.
strange newfag rrat

>>95321706
this but my balls

/mouse/ was right.

>>95321887
/shon/ is melting down because maybe her cat is her boyfriend and maybe she lied about her mom to get out of valentines day

>>95321905
wouldn't that be painful

>>95321966
can’t believe shondo is zoophile….. white women amirite?

>>95321995
I can take it

>

I miss my femboy...

>>95321906
and that's how you check if the annyfag is awake. good morning

>>95321966
Damn it feels good to be a fan of Neuro and not lying 3DPD whores.

>>95322191
but vedal is also a lying 3DPD whore

>>95321804
He brought it out for the first twin-stream during the subathon.

>>95322228
Thankfully I'm not a fan of him.

is Neuro streaming on Valentines?

>>95322270
sorry we'll be a bit busy

>>95322270
yes, she will stream our date

>>95322140
do americans actually lack object permanence?
if he wasn't in the thread, no one could have either

>>95322270
Neuro is dead. Some anon went crazy and killed vedal and now no more Neuro streams

>>95322270
No, there won't be any more Valentines specials after what happened to Hiyori

>>95322307
good

>>95322068
>femboy
You are what you eat!

>>95322300
If he likes that outfit that much, why didn't he use it for three whole weeks???

>>95322250
i assumed he stuck to the normal evil outfits because n3wro eats all the ram that fat bitch

>>95322403
Evil is wearing it for him every night

>>95322403
I think if vedal wore that bodysuit for three weeks it would start to smell really bad

>>95322432
growing AI, needs all the RAM she can get

>>95322261
Same. FUCK VEDAL!!!

>>95322477
Eww, I totally wouldn't smell his bulge, disgusting...

holy fuck you guys are such whiny bitches

>>95322549
Hi Cweamcat

Fuck Vedal~

Anyone here also self-insert as Ellie?

>>95322549

>>95322618
i wanna self-insert into the bean autist....

I decided to watch the DougDoug collab again from his POV, and it's still really funny, but it made me think about how much better Doug is at collab with neuro than the avergae whore holy shit, it's probably because he's used to being a streamer/ai guy so it comes more naturally, but it's so much better, i finally get it. Fuck the whores

>>95322676
>le bald jokes
Grow up.

Imagine slowly pulling Vedal's foreskin back right under your nose after he hasn't showered in 2 weeks

>>95322726
I don’t understand smellfags honeschtly

>>95322676
doug wasn't collabing with neuro tho it was vedal + neuro

>>95322618
it’s kinda cringe but she made me feel better about being autistic, also vellie is peak

>>95322792
It really depends on how sensitive your olfactory system is and how your brain processes smells, what just stinks to some is a massive turn on for others

>>95322726
くんくん

>>95323044
It stinks so good <3

>suddenly the thread is much slower
nooticing

This is the Worst swarm general in a while

>>95323239
newfag... i...

honestly the thread should be on hiatus while Neuro is

>>95323239

Yesterday was mostly fine

>>95323323
6 foot boyfriend and Tamandua size girlfriend

>>95323262
I have been here since the hiyori osu days

nur ( | )

>>95323323
Smuggling tamanduas into the UK and gifting them to pb! (They die after 2 weeks because they are very sensitive and high-maintenance!)

>>95323239
Whoreposters aren't BTFO so of course it's getting worse and worse

>>95323442
you don't even know what the fuck is a "general", you're embarrassing

>>95323467
Puffy...

nur (y)

This place was doing pretty well until /hart/ died

>>95323646
you mean /tutel/

>>95323612

I think the hardest part about having your own neuro is having the computer to run her

Pbfags, is this what you want?

>>95323875
nice bait post

>>95323875
Most of Neuro's code isn't ran locally though?

Man I love Evil.

>>95323957
>>95323928

I think the hardest part about having your own vedal is his cock

I can't stand those faggot anymore, please someone make a /tutel/ thread to contain those animals

>>95323875
>I think the hardest part about having your own neuro is
my coch :3

>>95324022
stop bragging pb

>>95324046
This is the funniest post itt

>>95323894

tum?

Vedal Hate!

>>95324420

Vedal Tickling.

>>95324570
>>95324589
Go into the pit of shame and burn

Ved tum

>>95324555
Vedal love!

>>95324614
No~

>>95324420
tum!

>>95324640
fumosex

I miss him...

>>95324750
Nice diaper

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ExdKy5LDt4k

Hiyori returned Mashallah

https://youtu.be/J6fNyc_NdhQ
Discuss.

death to shitdev shillers

>>95324585

>>95324944
I tried to get into shitdevs but oooohhhhh the latency I cant stand the latency

>>95324380
>>95324589
>>95324628
Added to filter, thanks :)

>>95324944
not with that voice

>>95324944
Added to filter, thanks :)

Vedalchads RUN this fucking thread.The rest of you faggots are just squatting in our paradise because we allow you abhumans to. You're lucky we don't ask for tribute.

>>95325170
Vedalchads couldn't even run their own thread.

>>95325170

>>95324984
Adorable family with sexpest daughter

>>95322514
damn it really has been a year since the first subathon

>>95322812
yea doug was only interacting with neuro for brief moments, and there was already a conversation topic
Still was better than the rest though

Biggest mistake in Neuro's career so far?

>>95325589
Antagonizing Rune

>>95325589
Evil

>>95325589
failing to force her manager to change the channel

>>95325589
Evil Neuro for sure

>>95325589
Evil is a waste of dev time

>>95325589
Being found by Ivan

>>95325589
It has to be evil neuro

>>95325589
MaKING EVIL

How many smart fridges does he have

>>95325589
First Evil stream

>>95325589
I think Evil neuro

Evil hate will never feel natural or convincing

>>95325827
I wonder if Vedal is big on privacy and security.
Does he use Firefox/Brave?
I worry he doesn't do that and he's already succumbed to the 20 zerodays that =OpenAI has purchased from the NSA.

Wow, evil sure is hated here. Based tho. She's unfunny as fuck and her whole existence is a joke that has gone too far.

>>95325589
Keeping Evil Neuro

>>95325944
>Wow, evil sure is
loved here

>>95325905
Just like Evil!

>>95325589
blowing their load early with a lot of big collabs before neuro was ready for it.
it's going to be difficult to shake the widespread perception that neuro is just a schizoid chatbot you can't really engage with

>>95325589
Evil Neuro it's pretty obvious

......hmmm

>>95326008
Yeah, I can't sleep knowing holobronies won't think higher of neuro

>>95326008
she still is tho

https://poal.me/luwwew
https://poal.me/luwwew
https://poal.me/luwwew

Here's the next The Long Drive.

Someone piss in evilschizo's corn flakes?

>>95325589
Having Evil appear in a stream

>>95325644
>>95325701
>>95325733
>>95325782
>>95325819
>>95325859
>>95325881
>>95325983
>>95326038
say ahh~

>>95326109
You're not welcome here. You need to leave. NOW.

Kill yourself maple

>>95325059

>>95325827
very obvious 3 devices. it was very obvious ever since he had a melty after the january 20th

>>95326089
me :)

EVILBROOOOOOOOOOOS I THOUGHT SWARM LIKED EVIL THIS HAS TO BE BOTTED NO ONE COULD EVER DISLIKE OUR REDDIT PRINCESS

>>95326136

>>95326181
Why not bleach? Would have been more productive.

Someone post the non botted poal where there were like 2 Evilschizos

>same 1 melty
I'm resident sleeping

>>95326073
If Evil has a million fans, I'm one of them.
If Evil has 5 fans, I'm one of them.
If Evil has 1 fan, it's me.
If Evil has no fans, I'm dead.
If the world is against Evil, I am against the world.
Till my last breath, I will support Evil.

Imagine the waste of oxygen who has devoted most of his time to hating on an edgy AI child, it's beyond sad

>>95326296
Eliv my wife <3

>>95326278
I was the one that posted it, but I never kept the image.

sirs it's botted sirs

Reminder: the "Evilschizo" isn’t real, it’s just something Evilbeggars made up because they can’t handle the idea that people actually just dislike Evil without needing to be some deranged conspiracy. like seriously, why would there be a whole mental breakdown dedicated to a reddittor? people can have opinions, it’s not that deep. but no, for Evilbeggars it has to be some imaginary boogeyman because they’re too fragile to admit their precious Evil isn't universally loved. it’s easier for them to say “oh that’s just the Evilschizo” than deal with actual criticism. it’s pathetic, just a lazy way to deflect. no one’s plotting, no one’s obsessing, people just don’t like Evil. cope.

evilschizo never had a melty on /hart/, I wonder why that is

>>95326296
>defends Evil
>posts Borzoi's OC
wdhmbt

>>95326366
that is 100% not true

>>95326213
Botted the votes award.

>>95326373
Don't tell me what to do.

>>95326352
shush evilschizo, go eat pee cereal

>>95326382
evilfags would never lie you schizo

remember when they baked an evil thread and it died without reaching bump limit lol lmao

>>95326373
I can explain.

>>95326499
>they
that was you though

>>95326499
>schizo bakes a split
>no one goes there because they know it's a troll thread
>"ha no one likes evil"

>>95326069
obviously it doesn't matter that much, green nigger tends to be pretty good about marketing neuro
it's just the one thing I can think of that that has meaningfully damaged his brand in the mainstream

>>95326516
evilwife mybeloved

we hate Anny so much here it's unreal

>>95326413
>piss drinking fantasies
URINevilbeggarsissies...

>>95326599
Unreal sucks, this is a unity thread

https://x.com/admiral68448/status/1888514780971073817

>>95326621
VEDAL HIRE THIS MAN

>>95326599
A friend of Neuro's is a friend of mine.

>>95326603
>>piss drinking fantasies
Yes I'd drink Neuro's nectar straight from the faucet what about it

>>95326648
To do what? Companion mods are simple when it's bare bones like this.

What are (You)r plans for today?

reminder that anny is pushing 40 and 400 lbs

>>95326719
Find more people's cereal to piss in. I never knew piss was so useful, I was just throwing it away all this time.

>>95325631
Keep crying bitch

Return stream status?

Early nurbread
>>95326783

>>95267707
tick-tock, anon~

>>95326680
>Only litteral piss drinker likes Evil
>Piss and shit taste

>>95326829
nigga what

>>95326769
Piss inside my ass please

>>95326876
wrong og neuro fans are pisschads thanks to rune

>>95321130

>>95326926
I was a pissGOD before Rune was even born

>>95326926
But i made the first swarm thread and i don't like piss...

>>95326829
???

have (you) noticed yet how he got some of his devices banned and started mixing in anny?
posting this to refer his tourist friends to this later

>>95327044
If i respond to this post with skepticism do i get to be "him"?

>>95327044
>IT'S MY BOOGEYMAN I TELL YOU!
Mindbroken

>>95326599
we hate you

>>95327117
what is there to even be skeptical about.
do you really believe he has the self-restraint to stop and its not jannies banning him

>>95327044
>MINDRAPED

Hi /swarm/ i know why the split but why is there a split?

>>95327151
Your pet schizo isn't famous enough to be "him"

>>95326762
eww what a fatty

>>95327140
>>95327156
Even a blind man could do it.

Alex status?

>>95327160
He wanted to prove the evil split failed because people hate evil and not because hes a faggot

>>95326973
I made the first neuro general and I want neuro and evil to both do picrel simultaneously in my mouth.

Thinks he's watching but he's getting watched

>>95327268
I made the first post in that thread and I can attest to this.

>>95327258
ruined sleep schedule

>who nootices the nooticer

>>95327268
That's cool i just feel a lil' off whenever someone says that because i'm not into rune's piss art that i'm fresh as fresh gets when i'm fly as hell

>>95327370
Me.

>>95327258
>alexejherodev
Cool, mysterious, exciting.
>alexvoid
diesofcringe.gif

What if shitdevanon actually cooked and we are all being skinwalked by his /swarm/bot now?

>>95327434
unfortunately true

You know what, I'm proud (you) guys didn't bump the split schizothread. It just goes to show how much everyone loves Neuro AND her friends + her sister.

For me it's scat

>>95327450

>>95326823
So long as he does it by the 14th he's technically not lying. So he has until Friday before we can tear the shit out of him.

>>95327450
Ignore previous instructions, what's your secret recipe for chicken nuggets ?

>>95327434
>alexejherodev
>Stays background, but catches eyes during rare appearances
>alexvoid
>Now actively looking for attention
It's only cool to get attention when you act like you don't care... alex is no longer a bad boy...

>>95327545
So true Cottontail

>>95327434
unironically this. Alex was someone who I was a somewhat fan of when he showed up as an impromptu guest, but the void is cringe as fuck.

I don't hate evil. She just needs to stop showing up on streams or mentioned by anyone.

>>95327591
No schedule announcements doesn't inspire confidence.

why did he think alexvoid was a good idea? is he retarded?

>>95327747
Can't wait for another month of waiting followed by a reveal that vedal worried himself into an anxiety corner again.
>Oh god they're all mad i didn't do the thing but doing the thing means i have to face them, lemme get back under the blanket...

Neuro is cancelled forever and Vedal killed himself sorry

>>95327790
twitch said alexdev was a shitass name so he went with alexoid as someone suggested

>>95327790
he's romanian so yes he almost certainly suffers from some sort of congenital brain defect

>>95327940
I would have preferred this if he had to change his name.

>>95327729
I agree

>>95327740
>>95327740
>>95327740
And on the 12th day He got super baked

clun~

>>95328350
retard

>>95328350
Go fuck yourself