/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Immy kinda cute
Immy kinda wife
Immy kinda looks
Like the love of my life!

Icey hugs.
Icey kisses.
Icey seggs.
Icey Love

Immy is the best sister in the world, and she's the only girl I need in my life, and I love her a lot!
Immy is the best sister in the world, and she's the only girl I need in my life, and I love her a lot!

Shibi is awake and with new Shibiart! https://x.com/ShibiCottonbum/status/1884615557288206659

Immy is the best sister in the world, and she's the only girl I need in my life, and I love her a lot!
Immy is the best sister in the world, and she's the only girl I need in my life, and I love her a lot!

I am trash. The only thing I am good for is to be pressed under Madam Shibi’s heel. Madam Shibi is the best mistress I could ever ask for. I hereby pledge to serve her every whim for the rest of my life. I love Madam Shibi!

550931 but with immy

411892 but with immy

>>94605498
dangerously furry looking

>>94606260
because... it is.. anon?

>>94605647
>>94605975
465437 but with Immy

>>94606260
Dude it's drawn by an anthro artist, https://x.com/CELEXIA___

>>94607195
>Dude it's drawn by an anthro artist
is that investor's new account?

354384 but with Immy

https://x.com/ShibiCottonbum/status/1884626334871171113

>>94607506
as long as they post pony asshole and vagina im ok with that

https://x.com/ShibiNSFW/status/1884635062643065231

>>94607888

uuuuuuu Immy uuuuuuu

>>94607921
Careful, you're going to make that anon hard again.

>>94607921
god i wish he was doing that to my asshole

Good morning pookie

Hot
https://x.com/artistic_lamp/status/1884478500788167128

>>94609808

architects have gained serious ground lately

>>94609855
your penis is weak and you have seed simliar to a sheep's

>>94609808
this but cum instead of food

>>94609808
Not my fetish... but pretty cute.

>>94609808
shit

Good morning immy I love you

Icey on da telly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZleLUhdc710

>>94609808
rubby immy's bulging food baby as she burps in your face

Okay, I'm confused now. Someone was telling me yesterday about Icey swapping to being a "mommy" figure while dropping the "little" thing. This just showed up in my recommended, though. She's labeling herself as a "kusogaki."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkJ1CJx-LS8

Please help me understand.

>>94610551
it's an old reupload

>>94610551
Do you think Immy is also a chinchilla?

https://vocaroo.com/1cozL4eeKUVG

>>94610551
It's a reupload, the video is from months back

for me, it's mercy modiste

>>94610696
day 2 and i believe in you!

>>94609808
I love it, she's so cute

>>94610824
thank you, it has been very hard but we are persevering

>>94610574
>>94610609
Oh, my bad. Why was it taken down?

>open Icey stream since she's playing a scary game
>40 minutes in, no game just yapping
many such cases

>>94610898
Immy took down all of her ASMR when her account was restored because she didn't want to risk a third strike

>>94610937
Yes it's called peak.

>>94610696
for mercy modiste, it's me

https://x.com/Taigavia_2/status/1884648491047141851
https://x.com/Taigavia_2/status/1884648715257885022
Kouhainium restored

>>94610898
Immy's entire YouTube channel got nuked for justifiable reasons, and Stronny brought it back with deep industry connection magic or sum shit, so traumatized Immy nuked all the asmr for a while

[Icey news] She got the first draft of her 2.0 model. All the other VAllure girls said she looked very mommy.

>>94611172
>justifiable reasons
What were they, if you don't mind me asking? There are multiple VAllure talents with fleshlight ASMR still up.

>>94611151
i like Mercy's breasts

>>94611151

>>94611194
she let her rats sniff the microphone on stream

>>94611277
I still can't believe she did that. What a fucking slut.

>>94611194
Youtube kept striking Immy for bullshit reasons. The first one was for having her rat sniff the mic and the second was for rubbing gummy worms on the mic. She didn't even get a reason for the last strike/takedown it just came out of the blue. That's why Immy removed the videos she didn't want to wake up to her channel suddenly being gone again

>>94611277
>>94611352
>rats sniff mic
Literally what?

I love my Strontistic wife and daughters!

>>94611435
You know rats? They're similar in appearance to mice. Well one of them used their nose to sniff Immy's microphone.

>>94611435
She had one of her pet rats nearby and asked if we wanted to hear her and she held it up to the mic and it sniffed the mic for a few seconds. Apparently the AI picked it up and struck the video and youtube's mods denied the appeal

>>94611435
https://x.com/ImmyBisou/status/1820645832636469352
This was the rat strike, YouTube said this was sexual content

if a witch turned your oshi into a rat and the only way for her to turn back was to sniff your penis, would you let your oshi sniff your penis as a rat?

>>94611599
>>94611604
I've heard of "a cat is fine too," but a rat? Shit's getting ridiculous.

>>94611620
I'd cum on the rat

>>94611277
>>94611352
>justifiable reasons

>>94611651
I think that's how the plague started.

>>94611651
fair enough

>>94611750
want to hear a conspiracy theory I have? since I don't exist anymore in the stream chats I'm okay saying it here. I think the girls are working towards games to get good at MMORPG PC games so they can make a FFXIV wedding. maybe im wrong or maybe im grasping at straws. but I am positive they are trying to get to FFXIV. Again!! just a conspiracy theory. no proof nor do I have evidence to back it up.

>>94611620
absolutely

>>94611620
Of course

>>94611640
YouTube staff are a bunch of ratfuckers, no other way to interpret that series of events.

>>94611172
i recall stronny talked about it later on and said she didn't even do anything, it was just a fluke that they restored it

>>94612068
why did you (you) me

>>94612068
yes the ultimate corruption arc... ffxiv erp...

>>94612351
It coincided with a service outage within YT. The running theory was that they had to roll back the backend and her account was accidentally reinstated as a result of that.

It was absolutely bizarre, YT was taking a shit all day, then all chat went down for 20 minutes, then chat came back up and Immy's channel was back.

>>94612489
icey used her schizo powers to make it happen

>>94612483
How it would work I presume is they are going to sell tickets to the highest bidders or ticket purchasers. Or maybe I am just going schizo again. but basically they would marry each other and charge an amount of money for each person attending. Maybe I am wrong but I am pretty sure that is a option they are looking into... or maybe I am grasping straws again. Idk but for real the corruption of FFXIV erp can not be thrown out the window.

What kind of advanced schizophrenia is this?

asmr stream at the usual time today https://twitter.com/ImmyBisou/status/1884670233488556524

>>94612815
No no, its just random stuff I am dropping. like there is no way they are preparing for a secret VRchat ball for high bidders and they are not at all working on raising the prices for their fans to get off their asses... nu uh no conspiracy theory's here

>>94612863

i just want to sniff Mercy's ass like a dog

>>94612758
How have you come to this conclusion? just curious, I've never heard them mention anything about FFXIV

>>94612948
That dog? Me

>>94613022
azura, out of nowhere picks up the final fantesy game again. not to mention they tried card games like blitzo or whatever yesterday? I only ever watch Icey but yesterday they tried games out of their comfort zones. just a hunch. or I am grasping at straws again. but I couldn't help but notice they are very secure with their chats now. so I think it might have something to do with that.. or not. no proof but just assumptions. from the timing.

Did you perchance forget to take your prescribed medications?

>>94613202
Its called playing the numbers game. Mercy tried playing a bunch of algo games before realizing that point and clicks and retro rpgs are more fun and going back to them

>>94613202
I think you're onto something dude. Keep thinking about it and keep us posted on your findings.

>>94613276
nah, been on my meds for 3 months now. why do you think I need a higher dosage now? damn. maybe you right. I take Methylphenid and Sertraline. maybe need to ask the doctor for a higher dosage like icey. may change it idk. I will stop now

>>94613374
Right... good luck with that I guess.

>>94613374
nta, they seem like reasonable posts to me, but mostly because my 3rd grade reading level fails to comprehend them

Mummeh is on da telly btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_BCc4R3Pws

My wife is so adorable

>>94614215
does stronny have the attention span for a game like this?

>>94614528
you already know the answer

>>94609808
Holy delicious tummy...

I'm glad she's having a better time and saving often this time around

uuughhhhhhh why is mummeh playing suck a FUCKING BORING GAME?!

>>94618978
game is great, but it's slow paced

>>94618978
sure but it has Virgil Texas's voice

Shibi on the telly

>>94619367
Shibi still has stream elements off?

would you enjoy your oshi's ASMR videos in the same way even if they didn't have the [ASMR] tag? at that point it's just a roleplay

>>94619510
On but might be broken thanks to OBSin case you missed it.

which of your girls should i watch if i dont care about gfe/being parasocial

>>94620238
nigger are you gonna burst into flames if streamer blows a kiss at you at the end of stream?

>>94620238
stronny or azura, they don't care if you watch other girls and want you to have fun

>>94620166
I would enjoy it even more because 1. it wouldn't have retarded "triggers" 2. there wouldn't be trigger whores (derogatory) pissing and shitting themselves because my oshi dared to speak a sentence in their trigger stream
But that will never happen. Immy's most popular stream is her guerilla asmr from a week ago that has more views than her debut

>>94620302
do you think the only two options are
>pretend relationship with anime girl
or
>getting insanely angry at fake lovey dovey anime girls

>>94620238
Are you asking if the girls are good to watch beyond the GFE or if any of the girls don't engage in GFE? Because if the later, no.

>>94620166
yes. i think she's fun to rp with

>>94620438
do you think the only two options are
>pretend relationship with viewer all stream all the time
or
>tweeting about parasocial fucks

>>94620166
having asmr in the title gives a free 3x viewer boost though, regardless of content

>>94620559
im not sure what caused you to have this schizo reaction but im sorry it happened i guess

>>94620456
sometimes i feel like a third wheel in streams because i dont see myself as "in a relationship" with the streamer, but I do like watching anime girls with huge tits play video games

Immy in Shibi's chat btw

>>94620664
i'm not mad, i think you just have a fundamental lack of understanding of what gfe is, just avoid the asmrs and membership streams and they are literally no different from any other streamer... except maybe stronny and icey, i'd avoid them if you are looking to avoid feeling like a third wheel, they are quite intimate with their chats

Immy should hop in a call with Shibi

>>94619050
NTA, the game seems interesting but sometimes it loses my interest.
>>94620238
It depends what you classify as GFE and how much you don't want. All the girls lean into it to some degree so you might struggle with the third wheel feeling if that's what you're worried about.

immy should touch breasts with shibi

immy should love herself for she is a wonderful person

Ahhh I forgot Heavy Rain is a David Cage game

>>94620664
Just skip ASMR and members. Mercy's public streams are just gaming streams. Shibi also acts like a broshi outside hers too

beating your kid at a cheesecake factory is insane

immy should breastfeed from azura's huge chocolate tits

>>94621185
2nding this. Shibi and Mercy would be your best bet. They're pretty chill on most non-member stream.

>>94620166
This one doesn't smell like a management survey, but I'll still answer it because I like answering questions.
Yes I would, because unlike most people I get the desired outcome from ASMR mostly from soft-spoken voices and the feeling of intimacy they give, not any particular sound or trigger. I get the same outcome either way, and the plot doesn't have to be so contrived/cliched like "comforting (you) to sleep" or "doctor's visit," and instead could be "date night" or "walk in the woods" and just be a story roleplay so they can be more unique. I know it's harder on the voice at least when it comes to whispering, but there's a lot of volume between "whisper" and "chatting on stream" that can be used with a 3dio to do but it wouldn't be a negative to me if some of the content (probably videos, as live roleplays get awkward quick) was just voice roleplays instead of object-tingle-heavy ASMR.
I will NOT be content until I get "yandere underclassmen who you think is stalking you breaks in to confess her love and take you to breakfast at Denny's" roleplay in my subscription feed.
Like what -Investor- did a lot of 5-8 years ago, the "just voice triggers/moving your voice around the mic for the 3d affect" stuff, it's still my favorite type of "ASMR" (even if it *technically* isn't).

>>94620166
there would be less people so i would probably enjoy it more knowing there aren't a bunch of gross smelly third worlders watching too

>>94620166
What the Mercyposter (>>94623258) said. I'm there for how intimate it feels, not for the ASMR tingles. I never cared for that kind of content

>>94620166
Of course, I love spending time with my oshi doing whatever.

>>94623327
This too, the ASMR tag also draws in a lot of randoms especially gooners so it might be more intimate without them shitting up the chat

>>94614215
Why's the volume so low? How tf am I going to pay attention? It was like that yesterday too

i didnt wake up at 8pm today, today will be better than yesterday hopefully
remember to get up, stretch, and drink some water

Ok, can someone please explain to me why do people like "real" ASMR so much? I get that is is sort of like real sex vs masturbation, but some are so fucking obsessed with getting tingles from ASMR

>>94623519
They're as you could say, ORGASMIC

Sexy "ASMR" is shit ASMR

>>94623519
i don't know wtf tingles are, it's all the same to me, but i can say i don't like when they just blow into the mic and my headphones sounds like a wind tunnel that doesn't sound good at all

if the girl isnt licking, biting, and kissing my ears and gagging, sucking, and whispering erotic things in my ears then the asmr isnt worth listening to

>>94623801
It's a feeling you get in your body as a response to the unexpected stimulus, at least for me. It's a "jolt" feeling down my spine that feels *really* good and enhances other feelings, sexual and otherwise.
Some people don't get them, some don't get all but do get others, try a lot and see what happens. My favorite is close-up slow ear blowing, but as you said you don't like it. Or try better headphones.

>>94623958
Ok, but do you ever give yourself tingles? I know they aren't as strong, but still...

>>94624313
No, why would I do that? I've been around long enough that I know what I like (and who has a voice I like), either on the internet or in my own archive, so I have no need.

>>94623958
ok i do get that feeling but never from asmr, usually when listening to songs or watching movies

>>94624646
Because it is quicker and easier?

>>94624699
I've never gotten it from anything but the "warm, intimate" feeling that some ASMR gives or the big "jolt" from certain soft-spoken audios that are often audio porn or adjacent because good VAs don't come very frequently, and usually ghost after a bit. I miss Dollface.
>>94624868
It's neither quicker, nor easier, and the experience is worse overall.
I'm at my PC anyway, that's where my archive is, and where my internet connection is, so I'd be going out of my way.
I don't think you're asking the question that I'm answering...

IMMY LIVE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZiMHgnrvZs

>>94625229
Ok, what question were you answering?
Because I'm asking:
Why don't you send the tingles down your spine when you want to feel good or enhance your other feelings?

>>94620166
I watch and enjoy everything my Oshi does.

>>94625577
I do, via listening to an ASMR video/audio roleplay that gives me tingles.
I can't just flex some muscles or something and get them, it's involuntary and easily onset by audio.
>Why don't you send the tingles down your spine when you want to feel good or enhance your other feelings?
I was answering that question. It just seemed weird with the framing because tingles always come from audio (for me), so "do it for yourself" would be a weird framing, since I just listen to an audio recording to get them.

>>94625873
>I can't just flex some muscles or something and get them, it's involuntary
What do you mean you can't? It is most certainly not involuntary, you just gather the feeling in the back of your neck and shoot it down, the same way it happens when you listen to ASMR

this isn't lewd but Immy whispering in my ears always makes me extremely aroused

>>94626127
>you just gather the feeling in the back of your neck and shoot it down
What the fuck are you talking about
That's NOT what "tingles" are. Are you okay?

>>94626395
nigga is a electrode or some shit

>>94626395
Wait, what are tingles?
Because I experience the same thing with ASMR tingles and my own, the only difference is that the "jolt" is much faster and doesn't require the gathering of the feeling, it just shoots through

I love this, I love hearing her heart beats

At this point I'm convinced tingles are a myth and you people are just gaslighting each other.

I guess the algorithm is directing randoms to the stream there's a couple of morons in chat

>>94626709
if you go to the catalog you can find it pretty easy

>>94626709
it's mostly liars and roleplay yea, death to them all

>>94626709
>tinglelet

>>94627092
why is it not "tinglet'

>>94626576
(For me, ymmv) It's a feeling that goes down your spine and feels *good;* not hot, not cold, not like a shock, it's just a good feeling, I don't know how else to describe it. The reason I call it a "jolt" is how fast it goes, it's instant once it starts and stays on, but differs in that tingles have a strong afterglow before the feeling subsides. If I get them strong enough my back clenches up (like if I'm lying on my back it arches upwards away from the bed), as another connection to the "electric" feeling.
>>94626709
It's like lucid dreaming, it exists but it's nearly impossible to explain and *is* impossible to guarantee, because it's subjective and everyone's experience is different.

>>94627159
Is it a feeling similar to "prickling?" Do you get goosebumps?

>>94627380
>similar to "prickling?"
Like "pins and needles" from lack of bloodflow? No, not at all. Nothing like that.
>goosebumps?
Never gotten them like people describe, so I'd err on "no."

>>94627159
How is lucid dreaming hard to describe? You become aware you're dreaming and are able to take partial or total of the dream.

>>94627675
Like how to do it consistently, the tricks some people use to do it don't always work.

Has anyone bought any of the girls stuff off of Uwumarket? It seems really overpriced and I've heard the quality is Kinda bad.

We are now Immyless...

This is really making me realize how much I missed live ASMR streams with Immy. I'm so glad she's doing them again despite youtube being faggots

>>94626709
They're real but no one in VAllure has given me them

>Now that you're asleep, I can do whatever I want with your body and you won't be able to resist. Goodnight~
My sweet little Immcubus, how I love you... I need my little sister to take advantage of me while I sleep (rape me, if you will) and then return the favor another night when she's sleeping, too.

>>94628207
immcubus you say?

>>94627961
I had the Immy hoodie come in recently, it's not bad. The outside has a bit of a cheap polyester feel but the inside is weirdly soft so I like it. The print looks okay but I haven't washed it yet.
I also have her standee, keychain, and mug they're all about what you'd expect.

>>94628207
she wakes us up with a blowjob one day and we wake her up with cunnilingus the next

>>94628265
Immy is the first male in vallure...

>>94627961
is it bad that I haven't picked up any of Shibi's merch because it's all still white Shibi.

>>94628433
Then on another night she wakes her big brother up as she's draining essence riding cowgirl, and then yet another night she wakes up with bite marks and leaking a creampie from big brother.

what is your favorite part of your oshis design?

>>94630553
exposed midriff

>>94630553
It's really hard to pick one
My brain says eyes
My penis says fishnets
My heart says thighs

>>94630785
>>94630925
is there anything you would change about her design? anything you would want to see in another costume/model?

>>94631522
no, but i know she has plans for her 2.0 already and i liked the ideas she shared in membas so i'm looking forward to whatever she cooks up

>>94631522
I want her to have more options, mostly. Things like hairstyles, hats and glasses (that aren't a pre-built asset stapled to the model) and outfit adjustments like a coat I think would be neat.

good evening, i love my beautiful wife.
>>94630553
take a guess

>>94631945
is this a zoomed in picture of azuras breasts

>>94631945
thigh gap?
>>94631998
anon...

>>94630553
thighs and tummy

>>94631998
cmon man

>>94631522
>>94631945
>>94632061

fine then, i like the Mercyposters more anyway

>>94631522
>>94632548
management sure is inquisitive today... I'm not a fan of Immy's buns but her 2.0 design is lovely and I wouldn't change anything about it

For any Pinpals or Harem who didn't see, Stronny will be doing a watchalong for Ekkomori's debut with Shibi and Immy. She has it set one day early, it will be on the 1st of February
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bk5iGxibpY

>>94631522
loli

>>94630553
her eyes i know it's a basic ass answer but i buy into "the eyes are the gateway to the soul"

>>94630553
tongue

>>94634501
>spoiler
i dont think its basic, someone post the vallure eye image

>>94634307
i didn't know that, thank you

Don't die yet

>>94636220
if thread is dead then you can post about how much you're missing Mercy right now

>>94636349
Day 2 of no wife
We ran out of food, water and kouhainum yesterday, had to eat movie filenames Mercyposter to survive; he'll be fine, but he'll never have a file named "Onions Green (1973)" after today.
Outlook is bad, don't know how much longer we can last in this cold. Kouhai mitt uns.

>>94636844 (me)
>onions green
I forgot about the word filter...

>>94636893

>>94636893
kek
does it filter the entirety of zoylent or did you just type zoy

>>94636947
I'LL KILL YOU YOU SON OF A BITCH
>>94636997
anything that uses the letters ess oh why afaik. It's been like 8 years since this filter was added, have we even gotten ones since then?

>>94637117
you will try

>>94637117
i dont think so
its okay anon, i get got by that filter at least once every fiscal quarter

>>94637171
One of these days buddy, you're gonna be getting up hung-over to go piss and BANG then we can go get breakfast since it'd be morning and cheap diner food is great for a hangover :^)
>>94637283
realized I didn't answer the question
I typed zoylent

>>94637369
well at least i'll get free waffle house out of the gaping hole in my cranium

>>94637606
>out of the gaping hole in my cranium
Food goes *in* the mouth, silly
The loud BANG was a knock at the door...

remember to hydrate

>>94637716
i thought i was still getting shot (affectionate) in this scenario but im cool with that too

>>94613321
Nah, I was wrong. I don't think they are planning for some huge VRchat Ball/Prom event, nor are they doing a FFXIV wedding. I don't think they are preparing for a VRchat sitcom either. They were just random shots in the dark I took. Like the same way I just assume that they separate the girls from the boys in their fan discord server. I just have a hunch, but anyone notice how stronny mentioned a MC server in her shadow of mordor playthrough? Like how she freaked the fuck out of nowhere saying "What did one of the girls say they were gonna go?" type shit. Not to mention anyone notice how they closed off moros? maybe they will open them up soon, but I feel like there was a connection we are missing. Or... maybe I'm just schizo... who knows really. Maybe I don't stalk the girls enough to realize. But I do know they closed themselves off for a while to new people. that is for sure.... NAHHH im just schizo and talking out of my ass.

>>94638651
you don't sound schizo to me anon, I think you're onto something big.

>>94639369
>onto something big.
yeah, my penis

>>94639369
I have a hypothesis/theory? would you like to hear it?

>>94639933
Of course. You don't need my permission though

feels like i have little Immys inside my stomach trying to claw their way out

>>94640442
Throw them up. Let them be free.

>>94640630
honestly i thought about it, but instead i will drown them in water

>>94640717
first you vore your sister then you try and drown her, what's wrong with you?!

>>94640717
You're going to KILL them? What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>94640795
>>94640842
i have said multiple times i would snuff the life out of Immy, why are you surprised

>>94641077
if you kill Immy I'll be really lonely

>>94641267
fine...but only because i like you

>>94641398
i like you too

>>94641341
This has been eye opening. This general is a good place to post theories like this, typing it all out might bring you closer to your next big breakthrough.
I'm curious about this MC server, I haven't heard about that at all before now

>>94641341
i dont wakarimasen but i now feel an impending sense of dread

>>94641983
5:16:30 first shadow of mordor play through. she freaks out. just watch. and then 100$? idk about minecraft but I just think the timing is a little wonky. IDK tho

>>94642384
Not to mention she almost spills about other things. Like she was choosing her words carefully. Like as if there is something going to blow up really fast.... : ) But im just a random schizo on his meds for 3 months. I can't read girls from behind a mask... not like I have 3000 hours on VRchat. ain't no way I can read girls so easily. : )

whats a sfw or nsfw audio you want your oshi to do?

>>94642874
ok management you have to decide something on your own

>>94642946
fine, i decide that you will die by have your prostate rammed with a serrated blade

>>94642384
huh, she did mention a minecraft server... are reeflings getting a minecraft server?

>>94643199
Is there a reefling or another anon that can provide context for the minecraft server comment because I don't remember hearing about one.

>>94643199
For context, it seems that there was already a server. But it was shut down because she didn't want to pay 100 or something. so she restarted... Not to mention just the fact that her first thought was discord.. she first went to discord claiming "OH did one of the girls say they were gonna go" like this is a reoccurring thing. Not to mention I'm pretty sure they are on sour terms with another Vtuber group. something about them stealing others big bidders in the server or something. Stealing ideas, I don't know but I would consider looking super deep into it. Because I am sure it was started off with a lie. just from a random person making assumptions after a certain girl got me them off their feet and on meds again.... AGAIN... am more then likely wrong.. But that is my theory... basically someone guessed to close the the hard cold truth and they freaked out :)... :( or maybe not and im crazy :)

>>94643199
>minecraft server
better not be for playing with fans, thats basically just a discord with extra steps

>>94641341
I've got a bad feeling about this...

this is the most schizophrenia i've read in this thread in months

there's the schizo haters, and then there's the rrat craftsmen working in the fine arts.

>>94643895
yeah. you're probably right. I will stop now. :)

once again glad to know there will always be someone worse than me

>>94643895
since there are now laws here... basically... how much money do you all think stronny gave to icey for the move? ... sorry im grasping as straws again... I will stop.. but do you think stronny is gonna make icey pay her back later? I need to stop. Not like the VRchat industry taught me all I know. I'm just a schizo poster. Sorry everyone. I will stop giving you all brainworms.

you know between the schizoposting and being exhausted im starting to understand why i get in such an awful mood sometimes recently

>>94644289
finally something interesting to read, please post more schizo theories

>>94644926
stop reading the bait, silly! or take a break, we'll be waiting for you

>>94645609
you know i get it's bait but i was in a shitty mood before it started, so maybe a break is for the best. im gonna drink and watch balatro videos now

>>94645310
umm okay... I think stronny has a boyfriend. Not sure... Umm.. I think Azura didn't go on vacation and went on a trip for money with someone... umm. I think Icey has a drinking problem in the background... umm I don't know... Thats all I have... Think im schizod out for tonight. maybe tomorrow night

>>94645709
>im gonna drink
dont overdo it okay?

>>94645807
i got work tomorrow pinpy, im not that retarded.
gn /vag/

>>94645842
gn bro

goodnight Immy I love you
goodnight /vag/ love y'all

keep the thread alive, see y'all tomorrow

>>94645842
>>94645918
goodnight anons luv u *chu*

>>94645842
>>94645918
nini bros oshi dreams
I'm going to join you in sleep

Whats /vag/ listening to tonight?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOlQdj4Nfcc
>>94645969
goodnight cutie, love you

Why the fuck have you been encouraging the retard while I've been away? Don't do that.

I'm going to KILL stupid posters.

>>94646250
all i did was ask what everyone was listening to...

>>94646174
https://youtu.be/tjXjXqfh_jA?si=xUg7oRsqSLYLVNe9

>>94646244
sorry i was bored

>>94646349
Starting with you.

>>94646618
you keep your hands off the bratposter you son of a bitch
he's mine

>>94646588
>i was bored
Go jerk off or something instead. Don't let an unironic schizophrenic shit up the thread. I'm very disappointed with you in particular. Anyone else who went along with it should also be ashamed.

>>94646663
thats right! but only for tonight

good thing i'm wearing this cool hat my sister gave me or else i might've believed some of the dumb shit said here tonight

>>94646174
https://youtu.be/kyRK2GI_T7I

>>94647143
there is this one simple trick on 4chan to make all the schizo posters powerless and that is to simply not care

>>94646174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-0OpKWmCRM

>>94607921
>>94609757
i will jerkoff to that mp4 and i cannot be stopped

>>94648082
>94609757
misfire meant for >>94608872

>>94647596
Hey I also have a cool hat! My wife gave it to me, but she said it's so they don't hear my thoughts. I don't know who they are but I don't want them intruding on my thoughts of Mummeh.

>>94646174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAwGvdaaSzQ

https://twitter.com/ImmyBisou/status/1884839229152223297

>>94648738
leave it out for awhile then

>>94648738
>IN

>>94649137
Immy's Innie belly button, you are now thinking of it.

I need sister hugs. I need sister kisses.

>>94648738
Looks like she's been working extra hard behind the scenes, gonna shower her with praise when it comes out. I love when she gets excited to show her work to us

>>94647651
noooooo... Hes so right. How are they gonna survive without acknowledgment? Just ignore it and the schizos will disappear. EZPZ. My boi here clapped that schizo harder then he clapped gridlocks cheeks from R6. Just ignore the propaganda and we are all G's

>>94650656
permission to make a post that says i will do the opposite of praise and love her, in reply to your post?

Good morning anons.
Did we get an actual schizophrenic in the thread when I was asleep? I tried reading, but I just couldn't follow

>>94651745
its only 2am dont tell me good morning

>>94651799
Go to sleep anon

>>94651834
i will at some point

all the vallure members are vagueposting happy news so I guess I'll be schizo too

>>94651745 (me)
Ohhh, I just remembered something somewhat juicy. Do you mind if I feed the schizo if he comes back?

>>94651895
Just post it now

>>94652086
One of the most active pinpals is announced to be a mod for Ekkomori (Kilia from Eien). And we have 3 girls doing a watchalong for her:
Immy, Stronny (her ex genmate) and Shibi (She publicly said Kilia was her oshi)

Please start making good posts again.

>kouhai vanishes
>thread quality immediately drops
truly she was the glue keeping this world together

>>94652453
okay. no more bad posts... so whats a good post for 4chan? I'm new here so genuinely don't know... and how do people do the image thing? I think I like this new form of invisible communication.

>>94652626
lurk more

>>94652647
o7 understood

>>94652453

They make a wish under the Star.

A sister, wanting another sentence from her brother, wishes under the star.

A polar bear who wants acceptance into society wishes under the star.

A goat in the mountains wishes under the star, for more than loneliness.

A rabbit under the star wishes for a stable mind.

A puffer fish under the star wishes for a bigger sea.

A girl under the star wishes for love others are scared to accept.

The night sky blooms as reality changes.

The world turns for one night and by morning all have vanished from nature. Nature is cruel but it's not so cruel to turn any wishes.

The world spins forever. Wars, famine, extinction…. But not wishes… that's a star's job you see… Shooting stars are very rare and to see one means you have seen a fraction of time and space. To see that the world doesn’t just revolve around one, but all. The star carries the wish into another orb of reality.. Different… a reality just starting to shape itself. But accepting wishes.

She sees souls have been hurt, lied to, and the harsh reality they faced with no mercy… She holds onto the wishes… waiting for a possibility for all to wish gives them the chance… To fight for the choice. To come true at once… Wishes can be made and come true, but at a cost… You have to fight.

... is that a good post?

>>94652604
Mercy isn't even my oshi but I want her back right now

I just got a bunch of new alcoholic beverages to drink. Yippee.

>>94653339
what beverages

>>94652604
i think we should just not bake and let the thread die until the sun shines anew

>>94653386
I agree. From the official schizo himself. I think we should let this thread die. No baking... because now we are cooking... ok I will stop. (Redacted) out

>>94653381
Apple/Peach/Lime/lemon Vodka + Soju, Peanut Butter beer, Tequila, Stout and this Apple and Raspberry alcoholic juice.

>>94653538
t-that's quite the haul
why did you get so much

>>94653606
Because if you spent a certain amount you would get free shipping. So I saved like a few bucks.

>>94653481
Can you just leave the thread for good? I'll also be okay with you lurking for at least 10 years before you post again, thanks.

>>94653676
i see
well dont drink it all at once

>>94653676
what senpy said.

>>94646174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35eio8imriw

>>94646174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSH4jIh1HWQ

>>94646174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPgvNlrBfb0

>>94653103
this is cool, now I'm randomly craving more lore content

Goodnight /vag/

>>94654930
goodnight anon i typed this with one hand on my penis

>>94654930
gn anon
i also typed this with one hand on my penis, not because i was masturbating or anything, only because the anon above me also responded with one hand

Good morning /vag/

>>94655190
gm anon!

Please DO announce to the general when you are going to masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I’m not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a thread full of mostly male anons would not need to know that. Everyone is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new anons to see that we don't have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.

If it occurs, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with. Thanks.

>>94655393
okay uh im not masturbating right now but i've found some good porn and im gonna masturbate in about an hour when i return from the gym

>>94655393
i just came to your wife's burps btw

>>94655425
>>94655439
Thanks.

someone bake please

>>94655516
I guess I can again if no one is up for it.

>>94655535
i'll do it, dont worry

>>94655551
Ok thanks. I wanted to fap anyways. >>94655393

>>94655551
*smooch*

>>94655393
I want to as well, but I'm stuck at work. And I think my meds are really woking because I genuinely enjoy getting up to do work.

That being said, would anyone be opposed to me writing some lore stories when I get home? The star wishing story got me really inspired and I want to flex my creative muscles a bit

>>94655691
go for it anon

>>94655691
even if they suck it would still be better than some of the posts we've been getting lately

>>94655691
bruh... that is the schizos story. from good ol TJ himself. I won't ever come in this thread again but I can tell you that this story is already in progress... but hey, if you want to race me. I'm up for a little race. although you don't have the story yet. nor do you have a map of the world... but I do :) I know... I'm smug as shit. good luck. and again. sorry for making random shit up from brainworms... damn... and I couldn't keep my promise of not posting for another 10 years... . well here it is.. good ol TJ out :) because (REDACTED) is lame :)

>>94655691
I dunno, go for it.

i just put lotion on my hands because they get so dry in winter and it made me think of how great it would be to put lotion on Mercy's hands. i mean just imagine taking her hands into your own as you thoroughly rub it into her beautiful pale hands...

>>94655893
I am not racing you mate, I just want to use the characters and develop some stories that make sense to me and seem like fun. Having 2 is better than one. Gl.with your project, but I wonder how much you will be posting it since you're not coming to the thread any more

I haven't been checking bsky

More old Mercy post.

>>94656313
I believe Mercy. This year is going to be the best ever and everyone in VAllure is going to be happy.

>>94656313
wheres the upskirt shot

>>94655551
you didnt fall asleep again did you?

you've gotta be kidding...whatever, bread in the oven

fuck you
>>94657486
>>94657486
>>94657486

>>94657505
we still have half a page left you dummy

>>94657533
>3 left
what do you mean

thats what i thought, PUSSY!