/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

wrath

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

You did it wrong OP

https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1869385628229709963

Don't Open Scary Nasa Inside

Phasers are the best livers.

Moving forward all /pcg/s should be without subject

Where am I?

HOOCHIE RUNIE
I LOVE MAMA!

I want to make love to Pippa's ass

RATE THE CYBER TIGER
RATE THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT
RATE THE SPLASHZONE
RATE THE STREAM

>>91784083

>>91784062
no

https://x.com/ErinaMakina/status/1869434096059060662
cute

My wife has a girlfriend and that's okay.

>>91784062
yes

>>91784137
Trannychama...

>>91783888

Do You Folks Like Coffee?
Vtuber Coffee,
From the Fields Of Phase World?

The Phase Coffee awake You
From A Thousand Deaths.
A Cup Of blackened Blood.
(Die, Die)
You're Dying For A Cup.

Pippakistani Blend,
Jerry-picked Beans,
Burnt Wemilia Roast.
(Die, Die)
You're Dying For A Cup.

Prepare For Ultimate Flavor!
You're Gonna Get Some... now
And Scream... For Muyu's Cream-er

[guitar solo]

Phase Connect,
Phase Connect,
Phase Connect Coffee.

https://shop.phase-connect.com/collections/coffee

>>91783888
>No subject

hey I have a question. is the Lumi movie night thing in Discord ONLY for YOUTUBE subs or do Twitch subs count towards that. For whatever reason Discord won't let me link my YT account. Also, does she still do the watchalong things?

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

I have a confession to make
I like Dr. Nova(e), she's a cute hag

Am I a phase traitor?

>>91784046
It's 50% off all orders above $25, maximum $15 discount. So you gotta hit a sweet spot between $25-$30 to maximize the value. Most places have a meal cost between $12-$15 so you can basically get 2 meals for about $18.
And yeah chinese food might be an option too, doesn't store as well in my opinion.

>>91784062
good idea

>>91784062
maybe

>>91784122
glad she's back

>>91784179
Just message Xalamon

Lumi would be a terrible wife.

Thread BGM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDuc-HVWLtw

>>91784179
they both count

jelly Jelly JELLY

>>91784122
I LOVE MY MOM/10

I missed her very much, I'm glad she's back and in good spirits

>>91784122
i missed her
building up/10
giwtwm
10/10
i love her so much

That couch is gonna be stained with the mess me and Erina make on it from me blowing 7+ loads into her.

my girlfriend has a wife and thats okay (´･ω･`)

>>91784419
Post Jelly dancing

>>91784419
pickme pickme PICKME

I love Shiina!

>>91784493
ok I will

I want Matara or Rinmama to collab with Lia or Lumi from phase connect on Fansly doing a mother teach daughter BJ stream, easy 100k dono goal will be met.

>>91784493

>>91784451
I typed this

>>91784184
Dr. Nova is a TsunX friend and thus a Phase Friend.

>>91784476

>>91784638

Pipkiss

Dating Eimi for the bit.

>>91784179
both count but for youtube she has 2 tiers of membership, the $1 one doesnt count, only the $5 one does.

>>91784451
>>91784613
i must be schizophrenic tonight
as i don't remember typing these

>>91784693
Ide make her unfat herself first

what do we think of phase friend fauna

>>91784638
Quick! Bring out your smoke alarms to ward him off!

>>91784157
Sounds like a wish for cuckoldry if not polyamory.
Why do you always think about gay men who wish to be straight women?

>>91784767
excited for her to phase in

>>91784767
She's not my friend but she likes Pippa so she's ok.

phase for this feel?

>>91784184
>>91784627
Who?

I feel afflicted I'm schizo

>>91784752
but then you couldn't guilt her into staying if she tried to do better and leave you

>>91784812
Erina

>>91784812
Subtle antibait

>>91784311
She wouldn't be so bad a wife. Depends on the guy. Her motherly inclinations are severely lacking though.

>>91784780
Lots of trannies think of themselves as lesbians and think women will view them as real women.

>>91784849
I don't even want her I'm just gonna make her a single mom and leave

DOKI DOKI WAKU WAKU

Jig?
Jong?
Juice?

>>91784569
>Staged mother daughter
Pass, real incest only. I have to keep using the same 10 fps Livestream of a girl fucking her mom from like 25 years ago because it's the only one I know is real. Theres one from like 15 years ago that I'm only 70% sure is real but they look close enough that it works.

https://x.com/phase_shop/status/1869436851876171849

Good morning /pcg/ I missed you

>>91784923
GM

>>91784122
Need a new outfit announcement soon/10

>>91784899
NO MORE GACHA YOU FAGGOT
FIX SHIP TIMES

>>91784923

>>91784895
Fucking Deer cuckery I swear to god

>>91784923
I didn't, please get yourself banned immediately

>>91784878
>Lots of trannies
Oh, straight men who wish to be lesbians. A micro minority of a micro minority. "Lots"
I think all these sexual deviancies aired ITT are just a bunch of lonely dudes. He's just saying he likes cuckoldry. No need to bring in your pet peeves

>>91784899
The real gacha is if fucking Canada's postal service will get back to fucking work to even ship you this scam.

>>91784899
>the Christmas Seasonal Standees and Keychains will be available for individual purchase outside of the Holiday Lucky Box!
my fucking sides holy shit what a fucking jew

>>91784899
That's reasonable actually

>>91784812
runie

>>91785012
Believe whatever you want, faggot.

Oh she gets recognized by Fauna

>>91785025
SAKANA SPOTTED
KILL YOURSELF KIKE

Bets on Lumi being late?

>>91784923
Good morning anon!

Why does fishman has to ship shit by canada post instead of fedex or something?

>>91785025
nope

>>91784899
>>91785025
still some exclusive merch locked behind it
new Dizzy Hime outfit standees
kid Clara Aiko standee etc
also the blurred out shit that might just be new years stuff (unsure)

>>91784923
OPEN AN IMAGE OF A TRIBUTE

>>91784812

>>91784899
>forcing fomo on "bonus gifts" to prop up failing sales
Congrats fishfag, that's still scummy. Especially since it's probably just unmarked 35 gram bags of Pippa coffee again. Hilarious how the original post is hidden though.

>>91785135
>has

Just don't buy merch if you don't agree with it? If its not profitable he will change he's tune

>>91784899
they should do this daki

>>91785258
I don't but I can still complain about it fuck you shill.

>>91785273
lumis lumis were never that big

>>91785258
i'm not and i will shit on you for it on top of that

>>91785258
But I still want my oshi’s standee without having to gamble for it

>>91785258
What if I like the merch, want the merch, and am willing to pay for the merch, but instead of just taking my money for it he makes me have to roll a fucking gacha and pray?

I love Runie
She a cutie

>>91784899
they have also split the voice packs of those who did both en and jp

>>91785303
Who said you're not allowed complain? jesus why is everyone in this thread so hormonal

>>91785273
This version doesn't exist, the one in the lucky boxes is a watered down version.

>>91785258
>he's tune
>change he is tune

>>91784062
I support the motion.

>>91785258
are you the one who bet 70k on harris?

>>91785374
Your post itself is a "stop bitching" post. Fuck off. You know why we are mad.

>>91785403
scusami english very hard

LATE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPn-78ZXuSY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPn-78ZXuSY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPn-78ZXuSY

First Hina, now Lumi. What's with talents going missing?

Lumi literally hates us so much uuuuuuuuuuu

>>91784899
Shondo just came back to streaming after grinding for days solo handling the hundreds of fumos, merch packages, tracking and talking to the chinese factory and all that crap by herself.
Meanwhile the fucking fish cannot deal with merch properly??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPn-78ZXuSY Lemon Time

LEMON https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPn-78ZXuSY

>>91785258
Vtuber fans have the brain power of a rock that's been smashed into 10 pieces. They will consume it no matter what

>>91785502
Shipping means he'd have to dismantle his box fort.

Wife is home

>>91785562
I don't think so.

>>91785014
Why is it always phrased like the workers are to blame for going on strike? They had their demands rejected.

Lumi is my super cool gamer girlfriend

>>91785578
she's not

anyone got lumi saying lemon soundpost

I'm watching Nasa, please let me know of any Lumi news.

>>91785576
punished fishman, a CEO denied of his boxfort

Hag sex

>>91785064
I believe you have "trannies" on the brain because you want one.

>>91785578
Yeah I hope our hotwife had a lot of fun on her trip

hi, it's me, anon. how are you?

>>91785650
No one wants you guys.

>>91785631
No.

I wanna have sex with Lumi in the shower. I want to press her naked body against the shower wall.

I dint care that I have a migraine right now I need the lemon

>>91785502
She wasn't grinding solo, she had her whole extended family helping her with these fumos. And it was 4k+ fumos, not just "hundreds"

>>91785670
I'm not gay or "trans".
But you're the one obsessed with it ...

Dizzy?

>>91784812
I've been in that position before too kek

Lumi and Dizzy are docking

>Lumi's stream is prerecorded
Lmao

lumanids aren't real, fake news

>>91785658
Pretty good, anon! About to go on a walk. Hope you're having a great day!

dizzy jesus christ

>>91785258
No, people will still buy it no matter what, all I want from it is that Hina plate, why should I have to pay for a bunch of things I don't even want just to get a chance of getting it? It's absurd

Uhh

>>91785833
>>91785842
lumi looks sadder than usual

Lumi looks uh...different

K I N O

UUUUUUUUU YOU'RE NOT LUMI WHERE IS LUMI YOU SMELL LIKE THROW UP AND SHAME

I want to hear Lumi's voice...

Would you attempt to assassinate the president of the United States for Lumi's attention

Why is Dizzy abusing her skinwalking powers?

This is the best Lumi stream i've ever seen!

I'm going to become a wifeshaker.

Is this racist now?

>Want to watch Lumi
>Get D*zzy instead
Not renewing my twitch sub was the right decision. Lazy whore.

This is a shitty idea after she's spent so long gone.

My disappointment is immeasurable.

>>91785894

Which Phase talent would make the best tour guide at a European holocaust museum? Personally, I think Pippa would be the funniest.

I am not okay

Is it kino?

Gumigirl...
I could have fixed her

BOOOOOOOOOOO GET OFF THE STAGE

I'm so disappointed I just want the Yellow woman back.

Gumigirl13 is no more, CODE RED CODE RED

>>91785963

Bros... I think Gumigirl13 is going to phase in with the invaders

>>91784852
>>91785174
Erina wouldn't lie to look cool and then sperg out cause she has never seen a dick before would she?

>>91785945
is it? Even though she even said Dizzy would be on the next schizo stream?

Dizzy sounds extra racist today

KINO

>>91785963
Jelly or Panko. nu-Pippa is to much of coward to be funny.

>>91786022
Needing Dizzy to cover for you because you're useless and lazy is an awful idea, yes.

Frankly, I'm getting a massive kick out of this.

every time i click on a lumi stream i regret it

I love when Dizzy is just silly.

LMAO
Get baited twice in a row.

Dizzy had to much caffeine this morning

ALL I HEAR IS SHRIEKING AND A TERRIBLE ACCENT

Phase Euphoria was kino, now this. They always come in threes. I wonder which kino will complete the trilogy

>>91786017
She totally would

>>91786022
There is a difference between Dizzy making a cameo or collabing with her shitpost RP streams and whatever this trash is.

>>91786092
>Caffeine

A superb ruse

desu it should be obvious that Lumi's return stream wouldn't be on youtube.

Wait you guys actually give money to these vtubers? You're giving money to something that's free?

Why is Nasa drinking on stream? She's supposed to be seiso and family friendly.

imagine how embarrassed is Dizzy right now

Dizzy is hot when she's this energetic

>>91785963
Nasa

>>91786138
Old setup.

This is cringe

>>91786138
yes and quite a lot, i should donate less

>>91786142
God that's hot

Gypsy here.
This is offensive, and unnecessary. Sakana will be be hearing from the SPLC soon

Absolute Mizzmanagement kino

she's getting exorcised

>>91786102
The karaoke caravan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx3P8B6f30s

AAAAAAAAA SHES IN THE CHAT

Dizzy should get a raise.

>>91786180
Go back to cleaning cat vomit, Tenma.

Wait a minute... This isn't Lumi.

>>91786212
She's getting one from me right now

bros I love cringekino

>>91786138
Its men's duty to give women money

So do gypsies actually talk like German caricatures?

Really activates my almonds

I was sad at first, but this is kino

>>91786212
Shes the only talent that cares about the company. That;s why she does Phase Weekly and the radio show.

>>91786180
isn't that the organization for abused animals?

Me on stream

>it's so big
That'll do dizzy, that'll do.

>>91786138
I'll take you home for free you stupid duck.

>>91786309
Gooners are so desperate

>>91786248
I don't think Dizzy's attempt at an accent qualifies as being from any specific region/peoples

>>91786292
You're thinking of the ADL

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO---

>>91786326
shut up woman dizzy wants you to fap to her

>>91785807
traffic is crazy getting home, so i am having dinner out, but i look forward to relaxing with a stream later. likewise i hope you're day is going well.

>Some third worlders got to crack THIS while she was vacationing in their country

Am I dead

>>91786360
No I think that's the NAACP

Nice stream you got there idiots

RATE THE DIZZLER
RATE THE ENERGY
RATE THE CLEANSING
RATE THE DEMISE
RATE THE STREAM

.....okay?

>>91786403
a bit short dizzy
you need more stamina

>>91786403
0/10

>>91786403
waste of time/10

>>91786403
>>91786256

>>91786390
soon

please stop trying to be la creativdad and just moan on stream like the whore you are

>>91786403
not Lumi; 5/10

>>91786403
i still miss Lumi UUUUUUUUUU/10

>>91786403
Nothing can stop the Luminids/10

>>91786403
kino, but it needed more scuff

>that was it

>>91786390
Yeah. Phase Connect is Purgatory.

Making a coworker stream for you because you spend so much time fucking gone on vacation isn't a level of pathetic I ever expected from Lumi.

>>91785143
>also the blurred out shit that might just be new years stuff
It's new years/spring stuff that has Hina in it so they are getting rid of it now before she graduates

>>91786403

Why did Lumi ch. raid wawa? She's next, isn't she?

>>91786403
UUUUUUUUUUUU GIVE ME MY LEMON WIFE BACK! UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU/10

I'm not going to blame Dizzy but this was probably the last minute stream idea. Dizzy was seemed pretty happy and was having fun with it. I love Lumi's singing but it's stuff like this that makes me not like her.

>>91786403
Just another bait and switch, waste of time/10

>>91786403
10/10 Dizz
0/10 Loom

It's over
https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1869448495125385591

>>91786028
Doing accents isn't racist.
Parody is the sincerest for of flattery

OG Nasa on stream!!!

>>91786403
Waste of effort/10

https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1869448495125385591
>she's gone for over a month
fucking lol
so much for streaming on christmas huh lumi

The amount of people in the replies mindlessly clapping because the Keychains and standees were made available for purchase when there's more stuff locked behind the gacha box is fucking grim. Stop enabling kike behavior from fishman
https://x.com/phase_shop/status/1869436851876171849

>>91786403
LA LUMI LA LUMI/10

Brothers. I have won, and it is time for me to go

>>91786547
That's a lot of words just to say she's getting dicked

>>91786502
Lumi is literally on Lia levels of lazy now.

>>91786403
UUUUUU DIZZY IS TOO LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS/10
now 2 talents have done racist indian accents/10
>Lumi was in chat the whole time/10
take the British route, if you don't antagonize the luminid they won't hurt you/10
first euphoria anniversary now this. True phase kino/10

>>91786575
Just means I'll be spending Christmas alone big rip for me

>>91786403
People are so needlessly harsh
I think it was fun
could have been a bit longer tbqh but wouldnt mind a part 2

>>91786248
She was probably channeling the woman form one of those Pirates of the Caribbean. A Jamaican accent fyi.

>>91786591
i will miss you

>>91786578
Do you ever stop crying

>>91786547
>January
Please be a typo...

>>91786207
Would

>>91786575
https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1869448866409451566
nevermind she changed it, dec 23 not jan 23

>>91786575
She fixed it already. She’s back Dec 23, not January.
https://x.com/kaneko_lumi/status/1869448866409451566

>>91786575
"I think I'm tired of traveling guys"

>>91786575
https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1869448866409451566
No she's back on Monday.

>>91786547
>>91786575
Jesas

>>91786509
Who? Kiara?

>>91786575
Click this retard

>>91786575
This kind of messages break the immersion and are unnecessary. I blame you guys, because she feels pressured to do it just because of you.

>>91786637
oh thank god

Not today old friend

>>91786383
that character is way cuter than lumi

Gumis schizod out and attacked everyone for a week for that?
LMAO

>>91786575
>hinas dad dies
>stops streaming
>lumis uncle dies
>stops streaming
2024 was a grim year

>>91786651
it wasn't there yet when i opened it

>>91786660
Keeping whores honest and in check is based.

>>91786547
Family matters so much to her that she ditched them and moved across the country as soon as she could. She’s an adult if she gave a fuck she could fly back on her own or get her own hotel room with decent internet, anything less is her just not giving a fuck about the gumis.

>>91786639
Receipts?

>>91786660
Kill yourself Kevin

>>91786547
All Hina had to do was post a tweet like this.

>>91785143
Hime said they were planning to get alt outfits as standard merch "soon".

>>91786403
Too short, a little too confusing.
I love the idea of guests coming into her improve skits. Was hoping her and Jelly could play off the whole film noir phase they went through. Hope for more

>>91786575
>Even Pippa is going to stream next week
Damn, that really makes Lumi look pretty bad

>>91786687
Asians are right when they say the number 4 is a cursing number

>>91786694
trying way too hard here

>>91786660
they are absolutely necessary and they should feel pressured to do it

So are we just not doing the subject now?

>>91786712
What part of "Hina ghosted phase" don't you understand?

>>91786575
>>91786547
Lmao I have finally had enough. Fuck you Lumi.
>>91786660
She is literally just lying. What immersion are you even on about?

desu gumigirl13 should stream

>>91786625
Why are you defending business practices designed to rip you off?

Uh oh meltie time

>>91785258
I'm not, but voicing complaints lets them know what the actual issue is instead of just
>Oh, people aren't buying, must be (not what my issue is)

>streamer
>doesn't stream
explain this retards

>>91786679
I don't think that bit of copper tubing would support a person hanging themselves.

>>91786575
>but the stream!
For what it's worth I hope her uncle pulls through, since no actual gumi seems to care.

>>91786575
>family matters very much to me
lol
lmao

>>91786761
Dick (mine btw) too good

>Family matters very much to me
>Lumi
Everything she has said before about family contradicts this.

>>91786754
fruit is low hanging but fuck it it still works

Who was this aimed at?

Lumi status?

>>91786719
>>91786645

>>91786806
me

>>91786774
You’re an idiot if you think she’s telling the truth about that

>>91786798
you just know

>>91786750
Did you have to dig deep for the image or for the snappy clap back

>>91785842
New smash boss looks weird.

Nice thread you've got here whoever you are.

capipi having another melty!

I went to work the next week when my old man died why does Hina get 3 months off?

>>91786774
There is no uncle. Dude, come on...

>>91786815
Losing her mind

>>91786822

>>91786403
>Rate the DIZZLER
CringeKino/10
Unironically my first exposure to Dizzy. She's funny!

what doesn't cause capipis to chimpout?

>>91786774
no i don't care about people i don't know and i'm not going to pretend to just because i like lumi either

>its the capipi
>its the gumi
>said the resident threadshitter

>>91786645
>https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1869448866409451566

>I will be back on Monday, Dec 23 officially.
AH!
Lumi, why you do this? lol

>>91786550
If blackface and squinting eyes are racist, then doing indian fortune teller accest is also racist.

>>91786827
>>91786798
Yes yes she's getting gangbanged by blacks on the daily we get it shut up already.

>>91786831
NTA but you are a faggot.

>>91786747
post membership

>>91786849
>>91786873
You are obsessed and mentally ill.

>>91786660
If she feels pressured to do so its because she cares about us enough to share that info.

>>91786873
Del Taco on a Tuesday

>>91786403
Give Dizzy back

>>91786761

>>91786852
Sorry anon, women get special treatment despite claiming they have it rough.

>Hina return stream
No Hina
>Lumi return stream
No Lumi
>Paypiggies donating as if that would bring them back

>>91786852
Men can suck it up. Women need to be cuddled like children. The always wondered what this world would be like if men disappeared for 24 hours? I would assume it would just be a complete nuclear meltdown. Absolutely nothing left, the Earth would be completely uninhabitable.

She made that typo on purpose

>>91786944
that sounds weird
is she sick?

lets go temna

>>91786902
You don't have to lash out and exaggerate to cope. Just accept the obvious.

>>91786547
Gumis deserve this

>>91786933
Del Taco sucks and I hate it!

Me and Gumis are friends idk what this fag is on about

>>91786799
kek that webm

>>91786815
She's fine. Some relative having heart trouble delays her from stopping off at the old homestead.

Lumi the character is either possessed by luminids or has been eaten by one.

You're smarter than this. He does this literally everyday.

>>91786933
You can get 3 tacos for like a $1.50 on Taco Tuesdays

>>91786852
Cause the world doesn't spin over your navel, you were able to get it over fast, doesn't mean everybody can do the same

>>91786975
Make sure to buy the loot box. Those leftover keychains need somewhere to go

Honestly
I think Dizzy did pretty well for swapping in last minute

>>91786815
getting lazier by the day

she can't even be bothered to do a twitter space for gumis lmao

I am a Luminid

>>91786799
If I did not watch both streams I would barely be able to tell this is edited.

>>91786975
>Continue to support Hina
I don't even give money to the girls that do stream. Think about being stupid enough to give a woman that doesn't stream money.

I love this meme, it's so real

>>91786975
I donate just to piss off the browns and poors who don't have a stable income to spend on whatever they want.

what kind of sexual punishment does lumi deserve?

>>91787042
she's said before she'd probably never do a twitter space
don't pretend to get offended on my behalf

I wish Pink Lumi was streaming.

>>91787015
Even baiters need to be picked, they feel lonely otherwise

>>91787015
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>91787030
yeah, DIZZY LOVE

>>91786815
missed

>>91787085
>she's said before she'd probably never do a twitter space
why not?

>>91786547

>>91786774
>My uncle happened to have a heart issue right around Christmas while I was already on a trip
Yeah, sure. Not like she weirdly lied about last years trip around this time too when she went to japan

>>91787107
i don't remember the reasoning and i don't really give a shit

>>91787030
Dizzy is like an old beat up work farm truck. Sure it's not super fancy and the one window doesn't roll down but, it's always reliable.

Prepare for her eventual graduation

>>91787063

>>91786831
Why did you ignore his question?

>>91786901
No.

>>91786774
Lumi has been saying for years that she doesn't even like her parents all that much and she moved away to create a bit of distance as well. There is no uncle. There is no trip with her parents either.

>>91787082
nothing. just ignore her

>>91786984
Srop thinking about other men's cocks anon.

>>91787082
Rape

>>91787081
>Being smart with my money and not supporting bullshit and laziness makes me poor and brown according to anon
idk, seems like the same retard cope Pippa uses for when she blows money on dumb shit.

Gumi status?

>>91786684
no she's fat

I can't believe [talent name] did [controversial action] , [talent name] is no longer my oshi.

>>91787194
Alright dude, I don't care about your shitpost.

>>91787082
You bound and gagged, then lowered into a pipe.

>>91787223
noo come back you can't leave

>Dont know what woman is doing
>SHE MUST BE FUCKING DUDES
lmao

>>91787234
Yeah, mine

>>91787258
What else do women do in their spare time?

>>91787223
yeah, [talent name] is such a pickme WHORE