/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

lil bro...

I love Ina!

Ollie is pure and doesnt watch porn
Her brother...

zombro...

Ollie might be my sister because that shit happened to me. FUCK YOU SIS

ollo...

Little brother....

zombie bro..

Bros...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcYsrhwBz3k
>19,800 yen per person for a magic show dinner
i fucking hate how rich vtubers are

Zombro...

>>90079766
Rape

Bae a cute.
Iofi a cute.
Ollie a cute.

>>90079782
>Wrong! This rrat is deceased.

damn, bro took the hit

Ollie's brother taking the hit

aniki...

>>90079766
pour one out for the homie

>>90079766
ELON, INCREASE THE PICTURE FRAME

Ollie's brother...

Saturday Sven Co-op, with /hlgg/!

Before joining, make sure you've got both the base game and all the parts of the /hlgg/ server asset pack, linked in this post >>90073885

Once in game, open up console with ` or ~ and enter
>connect sven.hololive.global.gripe
The password is:ILOVEAME

Kiara...

Ollie that was fucked up wtf
lil bro did nothing wrong

My Ina!

>>90079793
$128 for an 8-course meal with a personal magic show is unironically cheap.

Bae cute!
Iofi cute!
Ollie cute!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41f02t3Yg40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErLhB9ydqGg

>>90079813

>Your brother looked up all this fucked up shit, can you believe it?

wtf is corn?

God dammit I miss Ina and I'm not even a Tako

>>90079828
True, Biboo

Why don't the EN girls ever tell us about watching porn

>Be Ollie brother
>Your sister look up porn on the family computer
>Your mom though it was you
>Told your sister about it
>Complain that you have shit taste
Imagine being that man right now

>>90079782
CUTE

Baechan...

>>90079793
120 bucks for a nice dinner out is not a lot of money bro

insert asian driver joke here

>>90079849
tiktok algo brainrot speak. zoomers are unironically getting their entire vocabulary reshaped by chinks

>>90079839
kyuuuuuuute

classic woman driver

woman amirite?

Undyne and Susie are the only monsters I would fuck

>>90079854
Have you ever tried asking them?

bae is the wrong person for this whole concept, she doesnt really even want to talk about half of these topics.
she's an ironic degen

You know what they say about Asian women and cars

>>90079854
Girls dont watch porn

Lapsama my friend

oh yeah?

>>90079793
That's not bad at all for a nice dinner

>>90079890
I don't wanna get banned..

>>90079813
>>90079839
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGm2Q4jUV8Y

It's fine because Bae never had a road accident after that

>>90079793
bro, I just spent like 100$ to gather up ingredients for a really banging chilli

I just realized this is actually the first Iofi stream I have ever seen in my life (besides her showing up in lives)

I will tako wacko soon

>>90079892
>>90079854
Girls don't watch porn.
Girls ARE porn.

my mom knows I am an Ao fan. But she has learned and went from thinking I was watching a man to saying she's a cute girl.

>>90079888
Zoom zooms out

DAMN IT OLLIE NOT AGAIN

>>90079789
Tell'em Anon

Ollie...

>>90079916
Bad Apple is a pretty good song.

>>90079916
Nice meme

OLLIE COME THE FUCK ON

>>90079907
Those movements should not be as seductive as they are.

>>90079892
they literally have fun buttons between their legs accessible at all times, of course they don't need porn

Man, brother can't catch a break

One time I was watching porn at a relative's house, not even masturbating, and there's an open window behind me that I didn't know about and it turns out my brother was secretly smoking outside and saw it.

>>90079891
Nono, that's the point
The other two are fine with it so Bae is sandwiched inbetween

>>90079793
>120$ for an amazing experience of 12 courses
Pretty great deal desu

>>90079854
Kiara doesn't really hide the fact that she gets off to the twitter cosplayers...

>>90079789
U a furry?

Is it true people just to just jack it to lingire ads before porn was widely available?

i was kissing with my cousin a lot when i was 10-11 and to this day i'm still embarassed when i see her and scared that she might talk about it to my mom (it was consensual but still)

Opinions?

lil nigga couldn't catch a break at all

>>90079891
having the straight man with the degens is what makes the whole concept even work. otherwise it just turns into a vshojo stream

>>90079928
Okayado love!
Rachnera best girl

>>90079959
but she keeps moving them to the next question before they get really juicy

>>90079901
wtf moom looks like this?!

They all agree on Iofi...

>>90079907
Who recorded this? the cameraman better be a woman

>>90079793
I take my mother and grandparents out every week for a good lunch or dinner....

>>90079793
Would be like 10k in USA

>>90079966
yes

nobody wants to tell the truth and say Ollie

In Hololive it would be Flare.

I couldn't date Iofi cause I trace art

>>90079981
why is yeest bread in never tried
arent almost all breads made of yeest?

>>90079793
They are not that rich. If someone brought up buying a house, because in jp suburbs, houses are pretty cheap . The expensive shit is the mortgage and the moving expenses.

Bae they're saying you because none of them have ever watched the other two and know nothing about them

>>90079976
I kissed my cousin until I turned 16 and moved for school. It's not weird and I still kiss my aunts.

>>90079976
I don't blame you man. False allegations will fuck your whole life up.

>>90079966
No idea, I was born in 2000

>>90079966
I still have some of my pre-internet stuff
Yu-gi-oh cards were the shit

>Ollie confirming that Bae would be excellent wife material

Picking yourself for that question is so hot.

whats iofi's problem

That’s your daughter Ollie

Bae is best wife

>>90079793

>130 for all of that

my takeaway is that japan is cheap as fuck

The least Ollie can do is fuck her brother

I jerk off to AI slop
Ina and Iofi hate me

If you date ollie the power would keep going out

>>90079793
19k yennary yoos from the course she got + a show is absolutely cheap you 3rd worlder

>non-kureiji ollie

>>90080012
Ollie is the girl in this stream I want to marry the most

>>90080030
>confirmation #10000 of this fact

>>90080030
>>90080041
Kiara mogged

>>90080025
with tongue too?

Why is baes girls talk so shit compared to kiaras girls talk?

Remember Bae cried for a video game baby

Bae is high maintenance for a male mate, she's not that for other women.

>>90080081
Bae is a boy

I never really got what high maintenance really means

>>90080067
Jurard...

>>90080005
it was towa

>high maintenance Chinese girl
Dime a dozen

>>90080056
Iofi would castrate you, but Ina would just think you're pathetic.

>>90080055
yeah, but at least I'd have something to do while it was out

>pretending to be high-maintenance to discourage viewers from wanting to date you
nice try bae but there was no way this blatant lie was going to stop me

bae refuses to change

>>90080097
? rent fucking free faggot, I thank god every day I'm not a filipino

>>90080095
Having to spend time and attention and money

>Bae has a specific lifestyle and would expect you to work around that
I don't see the downside, I'll be the househusband and be there when Bae finishes up a long day of recording or streaming for her

I hope Bae got lots of subs for doing this stream

Wife material rankings:

Bae > Mori >>>>>> Ollie

>>90079793
These kinda experiences usually cost well over triple sometimes even tenfold that amount for the food alone
This even comes with a ninja theme and special show

Bae is hot confirmed

>>90080095
Troublesome.

>I would be... decent waifu material
have some confidence in yourself Bae

I couldn't handle Bae's stamina

>>90079854
Nerissa and Shiori are kind of open about it
>>90079963
also this

>>90080095
it's means she is annoying needy and cost alot of money

tuned in late, what happened with ollie's brother?

>>90080101
That's the default setting for all women.

how bad is dating iofi????

iofi is saving her autistic virginity for sora

Iopi...

>>90079892
Girls also don't masturbate

iofi is not for dates
iofi is for sex friends!

>>90080146
Fair point at the first but I don't trust anything about Kiara

>>90080119
GIWTWM

>>90080042
I got a big fancy course meal at a ryokan and it was only like $70.

HOT
STEAMY
RAT
PISS

>>90080128
Iofi, Iofi, Iofi….

Are all chinease autistic and high maintenance?

>>90079793
That's not a lot for a special occasion.

I don't get it, why would Iofi be so terrible to date?

HOT
STEAMY
RAT
PISS

>>90080150
he became angra mainyu

>>90080076
Kiara....

>>90080150
catching strays for Ollie's internet activity

>>90080163
Proof?

>>90080095
Every ragebait street interview with a whore leaving the clubs, but sincere.

>>90080095
Calling someone high maintenance means that person requires a lot of attention and money.
Conversely, someone low maintenance means they can be ignored most of the time and can just netflix and chill periodically without any issues.

HOT
STEAMY
RAT
PISS

>>90080150
Ollie was lookng up some super sus porn and her mom found out
Her mom came to Ollie and said "look what your brother has been looking at"
RIP

>>90080154
She will force you to cosplay godzilla and put on a prosthetic monster dick

>>90080128
Ollie is up there for me

bae is pissing in my mouth

iofi...

>>90080095
Some combo of "wants you to spend a lot of money on her" and "is emotionally needy".

https://youtu.be/zDoS7Fgr0KY?si=ZDK7q4ZpLydMMujO
CAR?

If you date Iofi you get Sora for free as a package

>>90080175
she's just the worst out of the three and is self deprecating
it probably wouldnt be that bad

>>90080150
They threw him down a well and blamed him for all the world's evils

I just looked at the sub counter Bae has up and realized she's gotten so little since she started and it made me sad

>Contact me once a week
yeah, she fucking other men behind your back

ohhh so Iofi is autistic

hey iofi, you wanna fuck?

>>90080150
Got in trouble on two seperate occasions for Ollie's messed up internet searches

>>90080217
And oga too

>>90080065
stop giving Anya pupils dammit

>>90080175
Iofi is what you get when a woman accepts being far past their desirable prime but also doesn't want to be a cat lady.

>>90080236
that's one hell of a deal

>>90080236
>mindbroken

>>90080182
Why Kiara? Kiara doesn’t want to be your wife. She wants to be your close but unattainable gay best friend/little sister figure you constantly worry about.

>hey iofi how about some sex
>ok
uh iofi is based and the perfect person to date?

>>90080236
even better

>Bae’s favorite muscles are deltoids

>>90080076
She's German. That's an automatic -5 on the wife scale. It's the opposite of being Italian.

Deltoid back shoulder muscles confirms bae is straight that's just natural women instinct

>Hand muscles
What did she mean by this

>Bae is into bulky deltoids
TAKING NOTES

>>90079793
128 dollars for a wacky tourist attraction in one of the most beloved and visited cities in the world is pretty cheap

>Calls you once a week.
>Come over and fuck the shit out of my dumpy.
Downsides?

>>90079793
they probably got the meal comped for doing an ad for them

>>90080224
That man? Towa

Iofi sounds like Shiori

>>90080236
Bro I'd take that offer for Oga alone. The only other homo I respect besides Shinove

>>90080263

>>90080231
>>90080265
sounds good to me, i hate beating around the bush too

>>90080165
that's fine, she's sexing woman whether you trust her not

So Bae likes backs?

>>90080283
CC, CC, CC…

>>90079793
That is fairly cheap for a magic show dinner and is nothing compared to Hollywood celebrities that are buying yachts with helicopters.

kek

>muscle of the penis
>>90080279
>>90080285
man i love doritos

Ollie dot dot dot

>>90079966
You didn't think those tabloids they sell in the supermarket existed because they were high quality content did you?
I still haven't figured out who was leaving those playboys in the woods...

erm....thanks ollie...

what did ollie just say

ZOMBROS CONTAIN YOUR WOMAN

why are they so awkward

Ollie...

How do the normal girls justify the fact they have to work with incestual sisters that won't stop playing make believe. Like they have to pretend to be friends with these people on a regular basis. Don't they feel disgusted?

What the fuck that one femhooman was right woman do dig forearms

WHAT THE FUCK OLLIE I HAD TO PAUSE THE STREAM

boneless boners

The classic
>pps don’t have bones?

>>90080223
2800 subscribers

>Penis talk
Here we go, ID-core.

>>90080333
Her favourite muscle is the penis

ya I need that Ollie penis sounpost pronto

>>90080300
you don't give astel respect? Even after that 24hour karaoke stream he did?

>>90080314
Missed an l there.

>>90080202
This one goes for the poor mofo

>>90080291(me)
you just know if that shit was in nyc it would be like 800 dollos minimum

>>90080310
yeah surely, the one they covers up in onsens and tells people to avert their eyes

>>90079966
When I was young I'd stay up watching G4 so I could catch The Man Show and GGW ads.

>>90080185
I've never seen one masturbate.

>>90080351
good to see you are pissing yourself over it.

oh i hate that faggot

I don't have any muscles. I wouldn't impress these women

If Ollie didn't have such an ugly model she'd be really popular

>>90080340
They all just have to hide their jealousy and cope with selfcest art.

>>90080365
A plate? Not really. It depends on the place

BAE IS TALKING ABOUT THAT DONUT TIKTOKER

>>90080387
just be rich bro

>>90080304
when was the last time she used the Usual Room?

what about iofi what's her favourite i was still reeling from ollie's answer

>>90080333

Are these conversations allowed in Indonesia?

>>90080390
her model is fine.

which of the girls in this collab would try anal? which one would actually like it?

>>90080390
It's literally just the skin that fucks her over. If it was normal insted of sewn-together flaps of different colors, she'd be golden

>>90080387
same, it's so over

>foodcorn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FrpuPLYnvY

>back appreciator
Me and Bae are soul mates, we're gonna get married in 7 months. You're all welcome to superchat your congratulations to us.

>>90080400
the whole meal

>>90080409
It's a literal corpse.

>>90080076
It's over

>>90080413
yes

Ok good, he makes me uncomfortable too

>>90080413
All. All.

>>90080408
is there a way to exercise this muscle?

>The kitchen is Bae's sacred place
Make me a sandwich woman

>>90080387
I'm /fit/ but I only lift for myself and my bros so these women can't touch my muscles.

>>90080300
>he doesn't want to hang with Rob and Shien getting into wacky hijinks

>>90080390
>ugly
gay

>>90080413
ollie
ollie

>>90080417
If she was a Jiangshi instead of a patchwork flesh golem she'd be extremely popular.

>>90080390
If Ollie didn't have such an ugly personality she'd be really popular

>>90080390
>annoying to cosplay (full body/face paint required)
>non-white
>gross/non-cute theme
ollie 100% got screwed over on her model, she made it work and was probably one of the few people who could. olivia should have been her main with ollie being an outfit/toggle

>>90080441
You've never heard of cock pushups?

>>90079793
anyone wanna do a pilgrimage with me during 6th fes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70PIxN3XM5k

>>90080366
are you equating public nudity to masturbating in the privacy of your own home? ok bro

>>90080441
not from a jedi

I wish Aruran was still the old Aruran

I miss actual pizza papa…

>>90080423
if you like this you are a closet homosexul, simple as

>>90080441
kegels, I'd assume

Ollie should have been a homo...

>>90080477
She's a zombie you retard

Remember when Aruran became a twink?

>even Bae and Iofi don't know Pizza faggot's concept

He cook the pizza

>He is a detective, cat burglar, teacher, samurai, sniper, and demon hunter. A mysterious Italian who has traveled wide and far through different worlds... He currently devotes his days to this world after being entrusted with the dream of becoming an idol. While he claims to be man of brains, he often relies on his brawn in the end. He likes pizza, meat, and cola.


Eh?

>>90080522
obviously? are you fucking retarded or something

>>90080523
How could I forget the day my boy died....

reinegone...

pizza papa

>>90080387
I have pretty awesome deltoids. Unfortunately, Bae just used that name wrongly when she probably meant the Latissimus Dorsi and/or Trapezius.

He's no pizza dad to me anymore...

>>90080526
he rebranded it some time ago for whatever reason

>>90080441
Bolivian push ups

What's with the constant Italian microaggresions tonight

>Japanese man is Italian...

>>90080542
Johnny Sins?

>>90080477
it is a shame that your design alone could be a deal breaker to most casuals

>>90079955
No. Spread your asshole.

I was going to criticize Ollie for shilling homos in Bae's stream until I remembered Bae herself shilled homos hours ago

Aruran is dead to me, I don't recognize the new guy.

Pizza Papa became 'Za Fuckboy... grim

>>90080542
Dante?

aruran you fell off...

What was Bae's answer to the question?

Friendship ended with pizza papa, now pizza mama is my friend.

>>90080423
This may be the first anime I've seen to show the sexyness of a girls back muscles

>>90080390
>>90080477
More like Ollie's design is wasted on her personality

>>90080477
>annoying to cosplay (full body/face paint required)
and yet many girls cosplay her
>non-white
retard
>non-cute
she's cute

I love this doll

>>90080423

From what I'm getting from this stream
Bae doesn't have a proper evaluation of herself, she doesn't know herself very well and she doesn't notice the things that other people notice about her
Most of the answers she gives Iofi and Ollie respond with
>EH?!? REALLY? BUT YOU ARE THE OPPOSITE
This makes complete sense because Bae always promises how she has learned her limits when it comes to accepting workload but she never learns her lesson and is always stuck in the same loop, sometimes unaware even

>>90080602
i still don't know who codename: Pizza is.....

pizza papa should collab with pizza mama

What is this weird question

Would you rather
>be told I love you but I don't like you
or
>I like you but I don't love you

Should I do roids so I can get huge delts?

>>90080601
Which one

>>90080419
This is really good and made me miss Aqua again.

>>90080616
>seething about Ollie 4 years later
as mindbroken as Kiaraschizos, damn

>>90080656
But your balls will get tiny

I thought Ollie was fully converted to the lesbian side but I see she still likes dick

>>90080648
this is the first actual girls sleepover question

>>90080624
Bae's baes are not that big

>>90080657
Which holomem she would be if she could swap

>>90080649
>be told I love you but I don't like you
I feel like only a parent would say this which would hurt the most

>>90080631
I don’t think that’s it either
Most of the times this happens is when Bae is praised, Bae has a poor sense of self worth/image and plays herself down I’m constantly

My yandere Bae isn't satisfied with merely being liked

I don't like Ollie

>>90080633
>>90080645
NIGGAS CALL ME THE PIZZA

>>90080683
yeah, mine

>>90080649
The second one would hurt more but it would be nice to have friends.

>>90080666
No thats LAM

>>90080616
Ollie is /here/ incarnate, if you hate her, look in the mirror

>>90080710
that's a big cat not a pizza..... dingdong

>Bae wants to be loved, even if you don't like her

>>90080666
>4 years
Amazing she's still here for that long, gotta give her props for that

>>90080649
>>be told I love you but I don't like you
I was told this by my ex, she made it sound like loving me is a curse upon her.
Makes me seethe to this day

>>90080174
Okayu is too erotic to be allowed to be part of society. Imprison her immediately.

>>90080693
or family/childhood friends

I am the one who posts my homemade pizza pics.

g-g-girl thoughts?!

Girls don't fucking think.

what?

>>90080670
What if I only do a little bit of roids?

>>90080689
She said Jimmy as a street dancer

>girl thoughts
>like sexism?

uhhh this is a weird question

What the fuck is this question

>>90080706
too bad

>girl thoughts
>like sexism
idgi

>>90080685
Breasts can sag to the side, they really could be

>>90080735
Looks pretty tasty anon.

>>90080735
Would Eat/10

>girl thoughts
What ARE girl thoughts?

ROMECHADS

>>90080735
making real pizza shape is not even that hard

>>90080174
We need to do something about this cat...

Boy thoughts are arguments on LoGH

Sounds to me like girls should stop thinking

you guys have any boythoughts lately?

>>90080735
looks nice anon

>>90080695
>Bae has a poor sense of self worth/image and plays herself down constantly
Well yeah, she's an Asian woman

>>90080772
No thoughts

>girl math
>girl dinner
But they get confused about girl thoughts?

>>90080685
her tits are always contained by her magic bra so its hard to know for sure

>>90080649
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
Well, that's all right because I like the way it hurts

>FUCK HANNIBAL, SPQR!
fucking kek, Bae

>>90080772
>Do these pants make my ass look fat

>>90080792
yeah I was horny last night but not enough to masturbate

I have listened to the History of Rome 4 times, it's just that good.

>The Roman Empire

>>90080772
what sisters here think but less intense

>>90080710
Raora takeout so you can eat her at home.

>>90080792
Yes
I was thinking about building a desk

>>90080792
I think about lifting weights and riding my motorcycle and watching cute anime girls

>>90080792
not since I started having girlthoughts

What is your personal Roman empire

>>90080780
working the dough makes it tougher, I gravity stretch it to a round shape and whatever form it takes after that is fine with me. makes it super fluffy and soft while still being firm enough to have a proper slice.

Women don't actually know what they like or dislike

>>90080792
I thought about my urge to commit violence against my enemies recently

>>90080735
I posted my pizza before
Also my bread

I'd let ollie experience the roman empire
(the roman empire is my penis)

>>90080816
Kaela should do a PPV watchalong

I would use my time machine to see some Apocalypto shit

Yeah no shit it’s been glamorized

>>90080772
>i wish i was eating towas pussy

I would just go to the 70's/80's and buy houses

>Feudal era
>Chinease woman
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE

[Sad news]
Bae is very Asian

reminder that ID girls constantly have "sleepovers", give "massages" to each other and help each other undress.

>>90080834
can I have some? just the baby slice would be fine

Bae wants to fight Oda Nobunaga

>>90080852
>Holy
>Anon
>Penis

>>90080683
Wasn’t she the one who said she likes flirting with girls because it’s not serious for her?

Political yab incoming.

do women understand that in feudal era anywhere they would instantly be raped, forced to give birth (probably die during it too) and then be treated as a literal object?

>>90080882
No way?! The Demon of the Seventh Heaven? She can't beat such an evil monster!

bae ancient asia is
>the chingchong dynasty rebelled against the chingping dynastry, there was a war, 20 million chinkoids died, 5 millions were eaten
repeat that for 2 millennia

i want to see if the dude was really masturbating when the pompeii yab happened

>Chihaya and Su were the most sc'd FlowGlow members today.
Curious, surprised Su was that high, guess saying she was gachikoi friendly in her first Q&A helped. No idea about the car autist though, tomboys on top.

>Historical drama woman edition: Go back in time to fuck an important guy.
>Historical drama man edition: Go back in time and become an important guy then fuck women.

>>90080608
>>90080504

Bae wants to be royalty in Ancient China

Bae wants to be raped by Genghis Khan.

>>90080879
You can have some of another I made, with "proper" round shape.

>>90080725
>>90080727
Love should be treated as a verb. You love people as an action and you can choose to love despite your own personal feelings.

MOOM MENTION

>>90080816
Hes not the pushed guy this time around, maybe next season

>>90080885
I will give my Holy penis to Flare's brown womb

Mumei is alive?

MUMEI MENTION

IOFI YOU CANNOT GO BACK IN TIME TO FUCK THE DINOSAURS

>I want to go to the jurassic era and have sex with dinosaurs
YOPI!?

>>90079793
there are waggies who pay 10 times this buying alcool bottles in shit clubs
are you some kind of poorfaggot

Bae sending Mumei memes about dinosaurs is exactly what I expect from these two

>>90080929
stop it, I'm getting hungry

>>90080850
>smores ramen
why are Americans like this

>>90080916
Maybe Bae wants to be a Musou protag.

the Yellow river has flooded
30 million people died

This is what Bae wants

>>90080920
>Iofi
>go back in time to fuck Dinosaurs

Iofi is worse than a furry. She is... Allah forgive me for uturing this blasphemy... a SCALIE

>>90080884
well that would be disappointing if true

>>90080945
IOFI CAN, SHOULD, MUST, AND WILL FUCK A DINOSAUR

>>90080962
DAMN BITCH thats a two person meal and breakfast

Imagine the smell

>>90080852
dysfunctional, broken up and shrunken, mostly forgotten and mainly liked by men?

>>90080735
hololive?

>>90080963
is bae a weigod or a shuvirgin

>>90080981

If there's a sex offender, is there a sex defender?

This stream was fun. Should I start watching ID?

I want to get these three women pregnant

Where the fuck are all of you when Kiara is usually on at this time?

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We posting our homemade baked goods now?
It's been awhile since I posted my pizza but I'm thinking about making gingerbread for this Christmas

Bae is going to crash hard in the next segment without guests to keep her going