/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

anyone posting below this line has a micropenis

>>OP
Kys numberlings

I thought it was over bros, don’t leave me alone like that again…

>>89833111
Idk what happen to the other baker so I emergency baked

>>89833158
i was gaming, idk about the other baker

>>89832880
Die

>>89832880
Nice lie, we've seen the evidence though

>>89833334
fauna should play max payne 3 after this

>>89832880

if there’s any time to go back to the old format of only baking when she streams now would be it, but noooo, you faggots would rather let grasshoppers have free reign

>>89833851
shut up microfeet

Give it up, you lost.

>>89833917
i guess i should paint my feet brown to be like (You) then
>>89833919
no shit sherlock but that doesn’t mean I’m wrong

>>89834241
Just hide this thread if you don’t like looking at it when Fauna isn’t streaming. It’s really not that hard dude.

>>89833504
Fauna should do an offcollab Gears of War marathon stream with Gura

>>89833334
Hoping to scatter the schizos by not baking immediately

I want to watch Fauna play an otome game that she would play in her personal time. I’m a sicko like that.

>>89834547
I’ll bake immediately after this one dies to make you asshole Saps suffer. It’s a shame because not all of you are bad.

oh yeah?
im BAD and EVIL

Boring LARP

>>89835160
Ogey

>>89835250
https://youtu.be/WK1BAwCT3LE

>>89835250
not now, fauna

Last vauge post I promise: was that a chu at the end or was the audio just cutting out?

>Only in the top 0.2% of Fauna watchers
It’s over bros, I’m not a true fan…

>>89836622
how do you get this

>>89836743
YouTube mobile app. Go to compass > gaming > recap

So does she fucking hate us saplings that much?
>ASMR, but not for thee

>>89836743
Compass>gaming>get your recap
On the youtube app

>>89836622
Looks good to me

>>89837398
Apparently you can get top 0.1% though. I watch every stream, and replay ASMRs from time to time, but I guess you have to be rewatching Fauna VODs almost constantly to get that mark.

Once is a chance
Twice is a coincidence
Three times is a pattern

>>89836896
No way on desktop? Lame

>>89837637
I got .1% for Ame and I almost never rewatch vods. I'm wondering where they get these statistics from and how they apply them.

>>89838259
It just means there’s less competition to be a top 0.1% watcher for Ame than there is for Fauna.

I guess you have to have a large gap with the average viewer to get into the 0.1% >>89834796

>>89838583
Meaning what? Most of the audience watching them is their core audience vs casuals?

I only got fauna as my most watched, i have no idea what my % is

I don't think I can do it anymore bros, she unironically fucking hates us. I know she cringes with disgust when she sees me, but she doesn't have to rub it in like this.

>>89839226
I think you meant to send this to your dad?

>>89836622
>0.3%
I'm not worthy of her love
[Spoiler] Ay caramba! No está en inglés! Herejía! ESL! [/spoiler]

>>89840642
Nice spoilers

fauna has been doing a lot of collabs lately i wonder why

>>89840642
Only 23 veces??? For shame.

>>89840642
Discord hermano...

>>89841364
shes trying to get pregnate

>>89836622
I'm insane

>>89845137
Heavy vod watcher? I usually only watch her live

>>89845137
How do you do it? Do you just replay a ton of ASMR or rewatch VODs a lot?

>>89845438
>>89845459
All streams.
Vods for rewatching moments I liked the most. Often.
Plenty of ASMR, yes.

>>89846193
whyd she say it bros...

>>89836622
>>89838259
>>89840642
>>89845137
only 4 real saplings in this thread. pathetic.

>>89847579
thats not fair i posted mine last thread

>>89847579
I'm not a phoneposter , fag.

>>89847579
I posted mine in the other thread

>>89846193
>>89847057

>>89848014
Then you’re a traitor.

>>89847579
>>89848945
You're not collecting mine

I hope fauna stays in hololive forever or at least until I forget hololive exists. Can't imagine a day without hearing her voice now...

>>89849841
im sure if she quit she'd stream as an indie

>>89849589
nerissa is a sweetheart

>>89850139
nerissa is a leech doormat who will say anything to please whoever she's trying to take advantage of

You’re the worst poster in /uuu/ and that’s actually versus heavy competition

I like Nerissa, she has good chemistry with Fauna and Mumei

>>89850684
Nerissa doesn't have good chemistry with anyone, she's just a yeswoman
Although she's not evil like the other guy is implying

>>89850760
>gets into hololive
>becomes a yeswoman for her oshi
yeah me

>>89850957
Yeah Fauna is her oshi, just like Kiara and everyone else she lied about oshi-ing for clout

>>89846193
the mix of surprise and disgust

>>89851326
she sounds intrigued

>>89851326
gay means happy in this context

>>89851081
>oshi-ing Kiara
>for clout
uhhhh

>>89851985
antis arent the sharpest tools in the shed

>>89853283
fauna is clearly an ass woman

>>89851326
>disgust
Anon...
>>89853658
>Oshi's Gura
Checks out

>>OP
cute feet

Good Morning /uuu/

>>89855938

Tickling Fauna until she's a cackling, sobbing mess!

I love hurricanes now?

The next LA Noire stream cant come soon enough. More Roy moments please

>>89857553
I agree.
I'm looking forward to the lovable curmudgeon Rusty too.

>>89855938
Good Morning
I'm doing my part

real sapling

I love her so much.

>>89861063 (me)

>>89861116
>IRyS that low

>>89861188
get back to your pen fat fuck, don't make me get the tranq

>>89861188

>>89861116
Why hide fifth?

https://youtu.be/qtF8DUfTSBk

it's over...

It has never been more Faunover

>>89864144
yeah, I'm head Faunover heels in love with this lady

enjoying Fauna for as long as i can

I'm quite fond of this girl

will it happen again today?

only top 0.3%. gotta pump those numbers for next year I guess

>>89864968
A stream? Probably.

>>89866083
This is a man who loves his white women

>>89866083
>SNORySsa

Sniffing Fauna

Fauna makes me happy :)

>>89867048
Which part?

>>89864214
I wrote this

>>89858149
This cover fit her voice so well

>>89867198
Same famalam

Every sapling that isn’t in the top 0.1% of Fauna watchers deserves a spanking from Fauna herself.

>>89867820
Now I wanna see Fauna's gaming recap

>>89867456
All parts

>>89867820
Ummm, I changed my mind, I'm not in 0.1%, please spank me.

>>89867820
Since I am in the 0.1% this means I get to spank her instead.

spanking this fauna

Spanking this Fauna!

>>89868589
ever since fauna talked about eating bugs because you sleep with your mouth accident, I get really suspicious
Some mornings I wake up and my tummy feels awful and I can't help but feel like I ate a shit ton of bugs overnight

>>89869410
that's Fauna sneaking into your room and feeding you bugs while you sleep.

>>89867820
But that is 99.9% of saplings...

>>89869492
you vill eat ze bugs

>>89869410
I’m pretty sure the unconsciously eating bugs while you’re sleeping thing is a total myth. I know that specifically the fact about how people swallow a certain amount of spiders each year while they’re sleeping was proven to be total BS. If a bug actually crawled near enough to your mouth to enter it while you’re sleeping, rather than swallowing it, the thing that could more likely happen is you accidentally breath it in and obstruct your wind pipe which would cause you to immediately wake up.

>>89870801
I always figured some bugs see your mouth like some kind of warm meat cave

>>89871017
It's the opposite if anything.
The human mouth, or really any animal mouth, would be a horrifying and dangerous place for an insect.

>>89871608
Mumei no!

What part of Fauna would you nibble on?

>>89872446
the part of her brain thats making her do this stupid shit instead of just streaming

>>89872446
Her ears

>>89872446
Arm

>>89872446
Her nipple

Ever since she told us she likes the feeling of having her ears pierced I've been thinking about what else she might have tried piercing.

>>89872791
Her tongue
Her navel
Her nipples

>>89873037
Tongue nipples bad
Navel tolerated

Only ears should be pierced

>>89872791
Surprised no one has ever sent her a SC asking

Haachama is playing minecraft, fauna should be excited

Fauna should do another cat ASMR but more tsun

>>89872791
>>89873037
>>89873126
>>89873878
Hasn’t she specifically already mentioned that she has only pierced her ears? I remember she told that story about her grandpa would disown her if she ever pierced more than that.

>>89875464
She did yes.
Grandpa's disownment was only if she got her septum pierced though.

>>89875832
Good, that's the worst one. At least you can easily hide the other ones (without outright removing them), and that one is right there in the middle of your face and looks like shit.

>>89876045
Lip piercings are just as bad. If I see anyone with a lip or septum piercing, I just don’t take them seriously as people.

>>89862960
love this one

>>89876552
>tfw I had one during my emo phase
I know, I still cringe looking back

>>89877056
I hope you’re at least a girl

why did Fauna stop making ASMR again?

Does Fauna seem the type to like belly button piercings? Maybe she'd like a nose piercing at most as much as a mucus trap as those things are. I never got the impression she was all that into body modifications like piercings or tattoos.

>>89877253
She thinks saplings are gross creeps and making anything for us gives her the ick. She loves your money though so just keep paying her and maybe she won't graduate

Who’s channel is hosting the Promise collab, do we know?

>>89880769
kronii is the only one with a schedule out and it does not say, whos channel, might be hers

God, before I die, I want to hear Fauna do actual moan sounds. Might be the cause of death.

>>89867820
But I wanted to spank her instead…

>>89872722
I wrote this subconsciously

>>89867651
thats gay

>>89867651
>>89871608
sauce?

Fauna plapping

ASMR doko?

Pikmin soon (hopefully)

i miss drawing streams

>>89882683
https://files.catbox.moe/ddjtwj.mp3

>>89883990
I hate Pikmin.
But I will take it.
I need Fauna.

>>89884043
Eh, other than the furperson drawing one with Mumei, I can easily live without them.

>>89884069
Why the crowd cheering noise though?

>>89884069
uh... source?

>>89884074
I like Pikmin, but I'll take any Fauna I can get. My plans for tonight just got cancelled, so I could really use some Kirin energy

i just want Fauna to stream
idc what it is

>>89883103
https://x.com/ginotty/status/1859245239468454208
https://x.com/ty4nak/status/1859190413804163391

Fauna streaming her peeing

>>89886675
Yeah on me

I’m deferring to my approximate headcanon probability for the likelihood of Fauna streaming today. If there’s no frame by 1 1/2 hours prior to FST, the chance of a stream becomes <50% and declines exponentially by the minute after FST-1.

why does she hate us now...?

>>89885811
ty

I just wanted to warn you Saplings that Fauna likes sitting on Saplings now. Two have been crushed already, you all are in serious danger

>>89887852
Let's be honest, probably the best way to go

>>89884069
Jesus christ my penis. Holy shit. That was two seconds for an erection.

>>89887852
You mean like this but with faunas ass?

fauna.........?

>>89887852
Who would want to go any other way

okay so did she just actually stop caring about us or what?
streams should be the top priority but now she's just vanished...

This lives in my head rent free

>>89888627
Mobile you have failed me for the last time

>>89877253
YouTube has been cracking down on ASMR content for some reason and age-restricting a lot of them from what I heard, maybe that was the reason. She most likely was very demotivated because she she had troubles with recording iirc.

Guess she'll just show up on Rissa's bday tomorrow, maybe if lucky a member stream before...

How does /who/ do it? How do they remain eternally unperturbed in the face of constant neglect?

>>89888943
It's all a facade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBgLytbB-uE

>>89888943
Because everyone knows that Fauna is going to come back so they can act like whiny spoilt children but if you mention Mumei isn't going to come back nobody wants to hear it because she's geniunely not here anymore

>>89888943
many years of bullshit has made them resistant to most shitpost and rough times
it turns them on

>>89888943
That thread is basically like a medicated psych ward. They don’t actually talk about anything meaningful ever, it’s just incoherent rambling, ritual post after ritual post, and saying various versions of “I’m gonna moom” and “I’m moomin” over and over.

Cuddling with a hooman but not in a gay way

>>89889289
Dont listen to this man he doesnt know what it means to moom

>>89889033
Ok you actually got a laugh out of me

>>89889289
And that’s why I love it here

why is Fauna not streaming today?

>>89889916
The musical is probably like next fucking week or the week after.

Is it too late to start watching her?

>>89889916
Schedule is set for the next 2 days. Nerissa birthday tomorrow, Promise collab the day after. Although not technically hard confirmed for either, I’d be exceptionally surprised to not see her appear in either one of those.

>>89889289
It's fun to observe
It's like a zoo exhibit
Hoomans bopping around being silly and waiting to be fed but they're all very well mannered in the meantime

>>89890188
shes a collab only streamer now...

>>89888773
Seems like EN problem, JPs are doing fine

>>89888943
I wouldn't have minded having a single /whuuu/ thread for Moom and Fauna

>>89890302
One of them is at least a Promise collab which I will never ever be upset about.

Yeah, it's most likely the flagging bot being buggy as usual and YT not giving a damn about fixing it.

>>89890824
What?

>>89890824
explain yourself!

>>89890860
>>89890894
probably meant to reply to >>89890352

fun stream today

Well, at least Polka is streaming

She really loves disappointing us.

not even an update tweet huh?

>>89890172
No. Take the doomposting with a grain of salt, we’re just a really whiny menhera fanbase in general.

>>89891162
She literally said her streaming would be spotty this week still. Watch streams.


>>89891166
See above.

>>89891401
>replying to shitposters

>>89891401
>She literally said her streaming would be spotty this week still
That's not what she said. She said that she'll try to stream more this week. And she didn't.

she never streams on thursdays retard, watch streams

>>89891401
Quit replying to the bait

>>89891624
Today is Wednesday…

>>89891401
>See above.
?

>>89891579
cry some more

>>89891624
>Thursday
SEA detected

>>89891774
Be less sensitive.

Fauna sweep.

Saplings, why hasn't there been an official Fauna daki yet?

>>89892022
too parasocial

>>89892022
She insists on giving us stuff we can use in our daily life and I HATE IT

>>89892022
fauna only loves her vegan saplings (me)

>>89892022
I feel like you could say this for a lot of Holos honestly

>>89892022
Too parasocial is unironically the right answer.

>>89892022
she only lets her friends hug her. and saplings and fauna are not friends

>>89892022
you wouldn't own a daki of your mom would you

>>89892276
Nerissa's is probably coming tomorrow.

>>89892448
Nerissa is shamelessly and blatantly GFE if that what you’re in to, so duh.

>>89892543
>nerissa
>gfe
I dislike nerissa but come on

Really miss Fauna

>>89892618
Funny because I’m the opposite. I like Nerissa but she is easily the most GFE holo in EN, and I will never let myself get too close to her for that reason.

what if council arrived few years earlier?
https://nodtotherhythm.com/?i9kI3wJ5

What are our thoughts on Fauna enjoying League?

>>89893152
As long as it's with the other girls, I'm fine with it

>>89893152
The problem has always been league players, not the game itself. If she's having fun it's fine

>>89893257
Don't look who played league today then. You just know GG and ERB will talk her into a queue with them offstream if it hasn't happened already.

>>89893152
League dota same shit, fauna stream good

Go cuckpost in /#/ if you want (You)s

>>89893697
he's been such a whore lately

>>89893152
Loathe Gigi and her pestering all the girls into playing it

What's her excuse now? Is she burnt out? She just doesn't care anymore?
Surely can't be idol reps or homework because how can Kronii schedule 7 fucking streams this week and even IRyS with her 3D live has had the same amount of uptime than her in the past 2 weeks. Yet she can't even bother to write a tweet or a community post and straight up ghosts her audience, she's going the Gura way and you are letting her get away with it

>>89890172
No, but I'd argue that year 2 and 3 Fauna were the greatest Faunas so far. (Don't get me wrong, I love year 1 and 4 Fauna too. I just think year 2 and 3 were at the perfect balance.)

>>89896223
>letting her get away with it
implying we can do anything to stop her, she surrounded herself with lazy whores and she's getting negatively influenced by them, bring it up in an sc and paint a target on your back

>community post

>gets nuked in /#/
>crawls to /uuu/ instead
Embarrassing

>>89893130
like before myth?

>>89896577
Yes, I know she does not use them nor membership ones but that's just adding more to the same point, a lot of the girls use them to announce cancelations or something for the ones that don't use Twitter, or to post schedules. Oh wait, she dropped schedules too so she doesn't push herself the obligation to actually do her job in a consistent way

Wouldn't it be real funny if she shitposted today as well

>>89897096
I aint reading all that

>>89897170
She should do it on main this time
If she actually cared about us she would at least

>samefagging
>doxxfaggotry

>>89897228
There is no "us"

imo, things like this would be more palatable even if she just took one minute to tweet something. its the silence that's the worst part - as I'm sure other fanbases could attest to

>>89897334
It’s not impossible she’s engaged in a contract dispute. Just throwing that theory out there.

>>89897324
I know... it sucks.
we aren't even a thought in her mind anymore..

>already time looping
Desperate

>>89897464
I could be wrong but isn't the time their contracts are renegotiated in the Summer?

>>89897593
>in her mind
No. Even in our mind.

pumpukirin hopes you have a good day

>>89897334
But Fauna loves that. She openly admits to being a control freak. She gets off on knowing that so many people are waiting for her, living in her mind 24/7.

>>89897785
Pumpkin witch fauna

really sad to see chumbuds 2.0

>>89898230
Stop begging for saplings to watch your oshi.

>>89897813
Based kirin.

She never tweets when she's not streaming you fucking retards

>>89899482
https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1856801956410577314

I want to control Fauna

>>89899574
Impossible. Fauna is in control

You can tell it's not the regulars making these posts because no one has speculated about her being in Japan yet

Can Fauna come to me instead?

>>89900915
Wouldn't the LA Noire stream kinda kill that theory (for now at least) since it's a pain in the ass to setup and run?

>>89901102
Not really, the way it's a pain would probably be the same wherever. They usually had something which made them doubtful but anons went with it anyway.
I'm not better, I still think she went to Japan at somepoint this year because of what FWMC said during their watchalong

>youtube algorithm
is it bad manners if i subscribe with my main sap account?

>>89901502
yes

>>89901502
It's a little bit shameless, but no.
You're not under NDA, they are.

>>89901485
I just assumed she wouldn't even attempt to run a game that's such a pain in the ass while in Japan.
I think it's pretty safe to say she went there at some point, though likely not for long. Sutff's gotta get recorded at some point.

>>89901502
No. I was hesitant to comment on the video, but I ended up doing it anyway because she's too cute.

>>89890860
>>89890894
>>89890991
Oh yeah, the reply was meant for >>89890352
my bad.

>>89901502
Yes, it'll just reinforce the algo to spread it to others and make things awkward for her.

>>89902588
Are you really under the impression that Hololive members think that their fans don't know about their RM and they're trying to keep it secret

>>89901577
>>89901585
>>89901754
>>89902588
and how about twitter too?

>>89902671
No but they do try to maintain a separation. If you want to advertise you have no tact then be my guest I guess. Hell, post her channel name under a fauna vid too while you're at it.

>>89901502
I do it with my main account because I don't really care and neither do they most of the time as long as you aren't a fag about it.

>>89902915
They know that you know so you don't need to hide it

>>89902915
>they do try to maintain a separation
Only because it is expected of them.
>Hell, post her channel name under a fauna vid too while you're at it.
Not the same thing at all wth

>>89902981
Classic doxxfags.

>>89903097
Oh yeah we're doxxing her by talking about her alternate public youtube account

>>89903024
Why is it expected of them? Why make things awkward for her with the company that puts that expectation on her?
>>89903024
If there's no separation between them and they're totally happy with everyone knowing, why not?
>>89903162
Ah yeah the "I'm not posting her social security number, it's therefor not doxxing" argument.

>>89902671
>hololive members
>not holos
>not girls
Its irrelevant so fuck off you retarded tourist

>>89903253
No it's not doxxing you moronic retard

>>89903162
>>89903281
Go the fuck back vermin

>>89903279
Hololive members are both holos and girls

>>89903281
Yeah, just spreading information she hasn't chosen to spread and lying to yourself that you're doing it to help her/it doesn't matter. If it doesn't matter then she'd have no problem spreading it herself.

>>89903559
We're talking about subbing to a youtube account not spreading information

>>89903704
it's pointless arguing with people who oshi the company

>>89903758
retard

uh oh someone is mad

>>89903704
Which will cause the algorithm to spread it to other people. "Oh you like vtubers, well fans of ceres fauna also subscribe to THIS channel, check it out" Do you not remember how prevalent Kiara and Mori RM videos were early on? Because a bunch of people that subbed to their holo channels suddenly subbed to their RM accounts too.

Fans: I consent
VTuber: I consent
Some idiot and his abstract idea of what you're not allowed to do: Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?

>>89903891
Do you think they don't want that? Do you think she's publically posting videos that she doesn't want people to see?

>>89903980
I think she just had a funny idea and wanted to post it, I don't think she's trying to siphon viewers to her RM account, seems a bit cynical to me. But hey, sounds like you and >>89903946 can read her mind.

I want to ravage Mumei (sexually) with Fauna

Fuck off yurifag

>>89904304
She knows that her fans know who her roommate is and so when she posts a video she knows who is going to see it
You've invented this idea that they're trying to keep it a secret

>>89904459
Then mention her RM in a superchat if it's not a secret. I'm not even saying don't sub, I'm just saying you shouldn't do it on main so that it doesn't get spread to randoms.

>>89903873
Don't really get what they're trying to achieve by flooding in here like this. It's always the same.
>Change things
>Why
>Because I said so
Just slightly different flavors of NPCs regurgitating the same handful of talking points

>>89904524
The language is basically the same as what they use on the catalog. Vermin who think they're being subtle

>>89904518
It's an open secret
Everyone knows, but you can't say it
If you aren't autistic you should understand that

Fauna is straight btw

>>89904372
Fauna likes the yuri, get over it already

>>89904640
Then why advertise it? Also love how we've gone from "It's not a secret, she actually WANTS us to do this" to "actually it is a secret and we're not allowed to talk about it". I'll give you the last reply.

>>89904825
Saplings can't compete

>self inserting

>>89904872
It's an OPEN secret. As in, everybody knows, so you shouldn't actually go to any effort to hide it, but you still aren't allowed to say it
We aren't talking about advertisement, we're talking about subbing to a channel

I will wear the Mumei cosplay if that's what it takes

>>89904979
Post cloaca

Fauna loves yuri so why don’t you?

Time to kill the harvest. Love Fauna and Moom

>>89905070
It's gay

>>89905070
jokes on you i'm a himejoshi and fauna keeps me well fed

>>89904742
If that was true you wouldn't need to post and shitpost about it so much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1kjnYhAQYE&t=5315

who is that little green creature?

>>89905158
Saplingbros…

>>89905108
we love yuri here

>>89903253
>Why is it expected of them?
idk, ask Cover
>Why make things awkward for her with the company that puts that expectation on her?
It's not going to, they don't care. Plenty of Holomem do it.
>If there's no separation between them and they're totally happy with everyone knowing, why not?
Because Cover wants that separation.

ok but where is Faumei song

they're not even trying to pretend that they love the company more than they love Fauna

>>89905721
I don't think they love the company, they just have this idea of what's right and wrong that they haven't thought about really hard and don't want to think about

>>89905721
>ESL
rumao

>we

>>89905721
>>89905805
You or one of your other NPCs have tried this one already, go back to discord/reddit until you've picked up a second opinion or thought

i love Fauna!
do YOU love Fauna?

>>89905942
This has to be an ironic post

>>89905942
thats funny coming from the guy who doesnt want to think about his own opinions

>>89905978
I do!

>>89905978
I love hololive!

you do know you can love the streamer and the company separately right?
so stop being a shitter and /or fuck off already

>>89906424
That's too complicated for them Cheebs. You're just confusing them

>>89906119
You know armpits smell bad right?

>>89906682
I don't believe you. I'll have to conduct some experiments myself.

>>89906682
You say bad, I say good.