/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Thanks anon

No sex with little girls allowed in this thread.

>>85980601

I came as fast as I could to laugh at you

>>85980698
>I came as fast as I could
Girls don't like that anon...

We’re SO BACK

>>85975177

If it was Doragon I wouldn't last ten seconds.

>>85981544

>>85981544
How are you going to enjoy the france trip with that stamina?

I'm not going to France

then France will come to you

/jong/-chan... gomen ne... I did it as a joke, and yet you stood your ground in that burning thread, believing in me, that I would arrive miraculously and save you all from the thread's imminent demise. I'm moved, so I promise I will actually bake the next time I see the thread dying.

>>85983815
You made me bake

>>85983815

>>85983870
Bake faster next time, thanks.

>>85983815
Did you make that OC for your post?

>>85984266
Yes

>>85984370
Then you are forgiven

>>85984554

>>85983815
is ok, i'm sure you'll bake a great thread!

Jinjin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1po4_vq1p2w

>>85965967
People that can vtube at all already have disposable income, and if anyone has to choose one then they're not going to offpako over twitchcon. He obviously went to both and kept quiet about twitchcon for whatever reason, probably because he was just going for sex.

Would anons really fuck with their favourite mahjong vtuber? I would NEVER defile the oshi on my fellow jongers

>>85987565
I'll take the burden of fertilizing khubie's few remaining eggs

>>85987565
Not only would I fuck my oshi, I would fuck (You)rs too

>>85987565

Why did that video blow up? I don't get it...

>>85989982

>>85989982

>>85989982
qb comment giving it an algo boost?

>>85989982
Which vid?

>>85990118
Don't think so, the spike was a like half a day after uploading unless she posted it somewhere that I've not seen
>>85990188
Newest jong vid is at like 140 for some fucking reason.

>>85990235
>unless she posted it somewhere that I've not seen
you can see where people come from in your analytics

>>85990370
Huh, most of them are just from browsing, I guess putting vtuber in the title might have done it?

>>85990235
Oh no I hope the rc shill doesn't learn of this

>>85990509
the thumbnail and title are a very important part of the video, doesn't matter how amazing a video is if nobody clicks on it

>>85990530
Eh, the retention is dogshit so I think it hit the wrong crowd. Not exactly a good look if they wanted to use it to shill

>>85990756
Yeah but I think I just hit the general vtuber crowd expecting a reaction clip or something.

>>85990896
yeah probably, i should steal that thumbnail :3

>>85981544
>>85990758
Hmm

>>85990971
Go for it

QB has to comment on doragons videos now or she HATES DORAGON and HATES JONG! We are going to be famous off doragons hard work i can feel it

>>85991000
Must be losing his grip

>>85990509
maybe some people thought it's about actual e-celeb drama, where a 50 year old woman who's vtubing gets shamed by her viewers or something like that

>>85991168
Maybe, though I figure the most likely is that they assumed it was just a stream clip from a vtuber.

>>85991168
khubie turning to dust as we speak...

Alright /jong/ I'm going to pick up my gf so I'll be back in about 2 hours, maybe 2 hours and 5 minutes if I end up having sex. Try to keep the thread alive while I'm gone.

>>85991168
I can't believe Doragon has resorted to clickbaiting... pretty soon his thumbnails are going to be filled with red circles and arrows

>>85991311
You have a girlfriend…

>anon is a normalfag

>>85991311
>he's going to cuck his oshi
Shame.

>>85991317
God no I'd rather die. I care more about the retention than I do the raw views. Who cares how many views it gets if people don't actually wanna watch it?

>>85990235
i'm bestowing you creator's flow by my presence in the thread, you are welcome

>>85991442
I'm curious, what's the retention on that video where you sat 30 minutes in a dead lobby?

>>85991555
lmao the 1 hour one has an average of 6 mins, the 30 min one has an average of only 2 mins

There's nothing wrong with red arrows in your thumbnail hand draw mine and it's fun

Dont forget to put in a jerma to really get the younger crowd

>>85991667
I bring the average up

>>85992754
Animal

>>85991442
>God no I'd rather die
Don't ever forget these words. I'll protect your honor and make sure you keep them.

>>85992986
Go for it. I do this for fun, even if I somehow end up getting anywhere with it I plan on making videos my way and I like how I make my shitpost thumbnails.

Now I want to add red arrows to the thumbnails of an old video or two to see if they get grabbed by the algo. Might be an interesting experiment.

>>85994458
i think it's pretty unlikely for the algo to care about old videos, unless maybe they get shared then it might give it another chance, but you could try in a future vid, worked well when i did as a joke <_<

Alright /jong/ I'm going to take a nap so I'll be back in about 2 hours, maybe 2 hours and 5 minutes if I end up jacking off. Try to keep the thread alive while I'm gone.

>>85996226
It's past 11 p.m., I have work tomorrow

Majsoul Friends Room 40318(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=40318

>>85998108
3/4

This is going to seem so out of place to anyone not /here/
Jong
https://youtu.be/YzypDf5jIMY

>>85998379
the idea that you could have people watching you who don't even browse this thread frightens me

>>85998433
Why?

>>85998108
started

>>85998108
im going to sleep, room 3/4

>>85990509
Vtuber is a keyword that the algo really likes, so probably

>>85999269
shan't play in a room without its original host

where's the update @

>>86000495
5 hours

>>86000538
Needs to hurry up, I wanna bond lin already

>>85999321
you've played in a room I stole from its original host

>>86002102

its been 2 hours and 5 minutes and anon still isn't back. Maybe he died.

>>86004102
I woke up, I even bumped
the normalfag anon is probably dead though

Hi /jong/!

>>86004848
hewwo

It's big enough for little girls and that's all that matters.

>>86004102
Perhaps, incredibly, he came so hard he passed out and is a sleepy boi

Why are we page 10?

>>86009767
because Pippa is trying to kill /jong/ again

someone go bake /doko/

>>86011182
nigger we dont even bake for /jong/ i dont know where /doko/ is

we can barely bake our own thread. Why would we bake doko?

>i dont know where /doko/ is
heh

does Pippa ending stream early means she hates us, or loves /jong/ because our bumpers won't be distracted anymore

>>86014132
She's doing another stream she's gonna skip in a bit, you tell me.

i wish pippa would explode and free us

normalfag bro are you good for another round? I need some ass

>>86011235
I baked for one of pcg threads today, so it's just fair to get something in return.

my power went out right as I was about to queue ranked

Wait, why did she say midnight, but the stream is at 9pm her time?

>>86016957
it's at 8pm her time

Honestly, Pippa should skip Class of 09 and do a midnight jong stream since the event just started

menhera xenia arc incoming

why won't yostar sell me outfits, it's not fair

Hehehe

>>86021575

>>86021634
I can sleep on people's boring 1 han hands now

you've been playing doragon since she released and I haven't realized you hadn't bonded her since now

>>86021873
I was f2p until now and I was still almost done with farming everything, just needed one stone and 40 dust.

koko doko?

Majsoul Friends Room 61016(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=61016

>>86022175
3/4

yagooeys emote game continues to be garbage

>>86022426
There's a menhera outfit autist, come look

>>86022517
I think she will be fine with 5 more outfits.

>>86022175
Started

>>86022517
at least you get new emotes

I continue to buy outfits for yagooey because I vote with my wallet. Without buying them Yostar wouldn't have given here more than any other character. This upsets the Steve and Ransei fags because they are poor and can't afford outfit vouchers.

>>86022175
WJ

>>86022175
WJ

>>86022175
well jonged

>>86022175
WJ!!

Test

>>86025451
what did you do

>>86025506
I think they got me for baiting pipnigs, I dunno I just saw a ban evasion notice on my phone yesterday, I think it's cleared now

>pipnigs
>peruano is a /jong/er
grim

Sorry I dunno what they're called normally

>>86025586
Leave doragon alone

>>86025657
how would you know peruanon is a /jong/er?

>go to bed
>Sleep 12 hours and wake up an hour before I have to go to work
>miss everything
It's over

I still don't know if I want to roll for Xenia or not, is bricking my account worth it for that skin

>>86025788
take your pick of peruano, someone pretending to be him, newfag who saw him spamming pipnigs and thought anyone else used it, or most grim of all newfag who saw other newfags saying it after picking it up from him

>>86025976
I just parrot the most derogatory phrase I see

what a lad

>>86026077
then you're looking for harine

>>86026078
Oh that wasn't me

>>86026681
good

I just said something about her going back to being the owl

Is doragon alright?

>>86029210
Has he ever been?

>>86029210
>>86029302
Pippa stream had a dark
>It's probably better that he's dead
ending for one of the characters after he killed himself that was basically a vt autist stereotype

>>86029472
Doragon certainly does not relate. I related slightly but im certainly no jeffery

>>86029980
>Doragon certainly does not relate.
What makes you say that? idk him personally or anything like that but it seems like it got to him at least going by the tweets

Mahjong is dead
Long live mahjong

what the hell does this mod even do?

>>86030416
Deletes foot faggotry I guess

>>86029981
Doragon spotted

>>86030664
Not the only one it hit >>86030018, that was a pretty decent example of you're average Capipi

>>86030732
>you're

It's over

T-thanks Fuji

>>86032844
wow, you won 10 times in a row!

why so dead today

I didn't wake up until I already had to leave for work, so I couldn't pretend to be 8 people

>>86034561
trying not to kill myself sorry

>>86034953
Doragon spotted

>Don't deal in a single time
>Get into tenpai almost every round
>Get one yakuman wait 2 tile wait that gets denied
>Still come 4th

>>86035080
Read FB1

>capipi meltdown
>/jong/ dies

>>86034953

I'm bought a tenga

>>86036661
>I'm bought

Buy an ona hip, 25kg of ass

>>86036762
If I wanted to do cardio I'd buy a treadmill

>>86036841
It is too much effort desu, then you have to clean up after too and because it's a cavity it's a pain to clean out. I don't know how the doll anons on /jp/ do it.

10pull didn't give me the Miko... it was not meant to be.

>>86037199
BUY JADE ROLL GACHA GET MIKO BOND MIKO GET HER OUTFIT

Miko was my first character

>didn't pull anyone with my saved up pulls
owari da...

>165/2000
I could have sworn you were M1 just the other day...

Stop rolling on the worse banner, Zechs is in 10 days

Keep rolling, we need more Mikos

>>86037648
he's pulling the deranker special. master straight to e2

>>86037707
Deranker special is m2 to e2.

I'm rolling for yagooey, though as I am both a yagooey and miko ritualposter, I suppose either character would be good.

oh no no no no

Ohnonono it's not looking good furrybros

>tonpuusen
Cringe

>sanankou dora 4
>doesn't riichi
What a nigger

>started winning
Okay, I'm bored. Here's a room, normal rules.
Majsoul Friends Room 70584(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=70584

someone stream while i koko

I'm at work...

>>86037986
started! thanks for joining.

>>86038002
my computer won't turn on

>>86038018
Did you short the pins on the mobo to try starting it
Did you unplug the PSU and let it discharge then plug it back in

>>86038051
well uh...precisely what's happening is that it does turn on, but the bios never boots so its just a blank screen. I guess I'll try unplugging the PSU.

oh no

>>86038118
Do you have onboard graphics on your processor, try pulling the gpu and using that

>>86038221
Or do the ol, ram reseat or pull one stick

okay, I did that and now it doesn't turn on

>80

you have to buy the decorations?! i thought i could finally use some of my jade

>>86038460
Is there a problem Gweilo, what's another $32?

>>86037986
ggs
gotta go, dinner is burning

>>86037986
WJ

>>86037986
WJ!

>>86037986
wj

chiitoi...

>>86039763
i haven't been in tenpai for chiitoi in like 6 months, truly a cursed yaku

>>86039891
I got an ippatsumo chiitoi a couple days ago

If furry deranks I'll queue up

furry is E2 now...

>spoilers

I'm the same rank as furry

>>86040343
queue up

>>86040834
>he's the same rank as furry

>>86040844
I never said when

i was tricked into deranking

don't worry furry, if you derank to adept, I'll queue up for sure.

>>86041105

Thread death approaches

Bit dusty & moldy, this bread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XDMCYo7yAA
Mahjong!

Also Gomory got first in the round of mahjong millionaire.

YOU'RE dusty and moldy

>>86043461
I'm not pippa

Clean clean clean!

>>86043461

>>86043476
well you should be and you should jong

Oh god the deranking is spreading more than I thought.

I can't derank if I don't queue

I wish I was deranking

I've made it

>>86045396
>1 female viewer
khubie?

>>86045417
Kubie's a guy though

>>86045488

Ossan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyyMA-u2ZB8

>>86045417
Are women post menopause really considered women anymore?

>page 9

DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH WOMEN! Normalfag had SEX with his girlfriend and hasn’t been heard from since. She KILLED him with her HOOHA! STAY AWAY AT ALL COSTS!!!

>>86047945
Femanon getting desperate huh

Technically jong?
https://youtu.be/FcgaX0V2-94

>>86048277
I was thinking "why is he doing one pulls instead of ten rolls?" then I realized I was a disgusting paypig

I have spent a lot of money on pngs

>>86048619
The fact that ten bucks with the bonus first time jade from the shop does not get you 10 pulls is fucking gross.

>>86048810
it gets you 2 10 pulls with fortune charms, buying jade packs just seems retarded unless you're going to whale hard or need faith to redeem a limited character

>>86048697
But they’re cute pngs! That makes it all worthwhile

>>86048810
I use the jade packs as supplement, save jade with a charm then buy for your next 10 pull after your girl is on rate up

>>86049536
I could've spent it on...uh...actually there's literally nothing else going on in my life.

>>86049638
You could've spent it on PoE supporter packs for some not cute pngs

>>86049730
I don't even want to talk about how many stash tabs I have

A den of hoarders, gamblers, and anime girl sex addicts.

it's too cold, I'm going back to sleep

>>86049754
If your games doesn't freeze for 10 seconds opening your standard stash, you need more.

>>86048277
Congratulations on the bond

I think the committee should look into the validity of the giveaway, what is the likelihood that local celebrity doragon happened to win? We need to form a council and investigate.

>>85991311
>>86004102
I ended up sleeping for like 13 hours. I'm back now.

>>85991311 (You)
>>86004102
I ended up sleeping for like 13 hours. I'm back now.

>>86053294
>(You)
>>86053233
>[Deleted]

>>86053220
Only 5 anons actually signed up, so 100% clearly

>>86053294
>sleeping with his girlfried took 13 hours instead of the planned 5 minutes
well done, anon

>>86053332
Me and my 4 tulpas

>>86053978
How much power does the doragon tupla take up making videos?

There's no proof doragon is even still alive

>>86055147
He just uploaded a video though

>>86055236
that was HOURS ago

I can't believe doragon suffered a heart attack and died since his last post...

>>86055236
You can schedule uploads..

I can't believe doragon has been dead for 2 years and this has all been a social experiment

Whose discord kitten have I been for the last 6 months?

I killed old doragon, I'm the new doragon now.

does the unlock everything mod ever work or is it because theres a new update

>>86056599
I wouldn't know, I have everything unlocked because my dad is Johnny Yostar

>>86056599
what's the point if people can't see your swag

>>86056919
im hoping they'll see the swag i already did pay for without me having to go bankrupt
>>86056903
give me your account ;)

>>86057045
But I log in with my Facebook account...

>>86056599
it's dead, chinks aren't updating it anymore
https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/408051-雀魂mod-plus

>>86057630
oh wait I guess this is the new one
https://github.com/Avenshy/MajsoulMax

who's playing on furry's account right now?

>>86057677
im at work

>>86057677
why wouldn't it be furry

>>86057652
i tried clicking around but unfortunately i cannot read chink

>>86058932
if only browsers could translate chink

>>86059095
mine isnt giving me the option atm and i dunno how to induce that

>>86042095
>ugly cat tiles
>arabic numerals
I'm going to bite your face off

>>86059524
If I had the cat tiles I'd use them too

>>86059095
i figured out how to translate it but i dont think this tool helps with unlocking anything.. maybe im not seeing it

>>86059694
same

>>86059694
weren't you playing during that event?

>>86059828
Don't think so considering I thought they were in the pull pool.

>>86059524

why is it 55%? is it going to get more expensive later?

>>86060129
Stop asking questions and pay up, pig. OINK OINK OINK

Im a little piggy oink oink oink

Page 10

age: 10

Whoops forgot to bump

Evens buy the decorations
Odds refuse to buy garbage with a fake sale price

>>86065604

>>86060129
>>86065604
the character frame and the tile back suck,
The table cloth and the riichi stick are good, but I already have better ones.

Easy NO from my side

I already have my barely legal wife sitting on cinnamorole (me) so i dont care about anything else. Im considering rolling for fuji or miko if they ever release her fat tit outfit

if Fuji wanted my money we would've gotten characters instead of outfits

Tileman what are your thoughts on the latest MoonMoon drama?

imagine getting cucked by moonmoon

literally who

Explain

MOONMOON_OW is an overwatch streamer turned variety streamer, he apparently actually had a wife that wasn't just a meme who he cheated on with some married woman at twitchcon that he had been RPing a relationship in a GTARP server with
mahjong

moon is tileman's favorite streamer

uhhhh mahjong

>>86070185
woman

I don't give a fuck. I'm just here to play mahjong.

>>86070185
>GTARP server
Every fucking time with this crap

>>86070185
Obligatory reminder that male streamers are physically incapable of exercising sexual restraint. They make up for pretending to be le wholesome bro on camera by fucking around even harder off camera.

>>86070739
spell the tea femanon

>>86070739
Not me. I'm a pure and innocent virgin.

>>86070739
Why you bully?

waow, doragon streams!?? I thought he graduated, haha

>>86071126
you consider yourself a streamer?

>>86071126
click go live

>>86070739
>all males are-
Stop it.

>>86071312
I've been thinking about starting again but it probably wouldent be jong, and I wouldent be using the model anymore.

>>86071654
>no model
>no mahjong
*sniff* F-fine. J-just get out of here then...

Where were you when Doragon revealed he HATES us and plans to abandon us now that his videos are taking off?

>>86072101
D:

>>86072101
>now that his videos are taking off
Video, singular though admittedly the retention on it is better than I expected now that the stats have processed. And no, I don't hate you.

he hates us...

>>86070995
the tea

>>86072397
HATE HATE HATE!!!!

>Have yet to make it in a doragon video

>>86073067
Fucking how?

>>86073067
cause you don't play with us very much

>>86073067
just join kokos

>>86053294
SEX with SHIROKOANON

I can't bake right now btw.

I'll bake, it's too hot to nap

>>86073108
Takes too long to fill sometimes. I want dokos and I want them NOW.

>>86073420
>dokos

>>86073484
I've outed myself. Goodbye forever /jong/!

>>86073685
don't worry anon, if I incorporate your speech patterns into my own speech we will both be un-outable. I'm a supergenius I simply must cast away any and all semblance of individuality!

...mahjong

koko
>>86074057

>>86071433
>all males
No, just highly social males.

>>86074065
If you master the semicolon, you can even pretend to be me!

>>86074738
the semicolon is just used for winky faces ;)

>>86070739
This is true ive streamed twice and I cant stop fucking

>>86074075
I was preparing my OC for the promised baking... guess I'll save it up for another day