/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

No sex with children beneath this post.

they locked the door...

Your captain owes me a first place

SEX with MIKOANON allowed beneath this post

Mikoanon isn't real, there is no sex to be had

SEX with MIKOANON (fictional, cute)

Your captain owes mikoanon sex

Everyone is gone... It's just me and sex anon

I'm here too

its a quiet evening in /jong/

someone else stream, I got an hour of work left

>>84603463
Shan’t stream. Shan’t kook. Shan’t, shant

>>84599147
Who is the jong anti?

>>84604035
You're doing a cover of tenmas cover of shanti while being bootleg tenma?

>>84604156
I feel I am too white to have heard a song called shanti

aside from mic audio any stream critiques?

Xaptain is posting in /mjg/ again

>>84604967
He’s not like roosting is he.

>>84604967
am I?

>>84605019
Please add more flair to your videos next time

>>84604492
you streamed when I couldn't watch, stream at a better time

>>84605175
I’ll be at work

Stop copying me, I'm the one at work here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB7oXta7qsE

Mahjong Fridays with Chinchilla

>>84605114
I thought you meant right this moment

>>84605398
Yesterday is basically today and I just realised it was you

>>84605516
there's actually like 0 other active Xenia mains huh?

>>84605547
I think there's another, but I remembered your title and I don't remember theirs

Its late

the only other Xenia I know of is deranked saint

Or wait no that was the other one

You should post in this thread so I don't have to

Would anyone like to play mahjong today?

I'll play but you need to wait for me to get home from work in 3 hours

That's my bedtime

It's also my bed time but I was making an exception...

odds I go back to sleep

Evens I jong after work
Odds I sleep after work
0 I get food after work

>>84610195

>}

Take responsibility, this isn't my thread to keep alive

Die!

Hey jonggoids, heard there will be a hololive collab with mahjong corpo
>>84612177
Giving you 1 chance to interest me.
1. How is it played
2. How do I cheese it
3. Interesting trivia i guess

>>84612647
1. Uh...its rummy. Play a tutorial on any of the numerous platforms and refer to the repo link (first one in the OP) for misc other resources.
2. There's not a great way to do that short of cheating
3. Every single poster in this thread is me

Doesn't konasute MFC cost Paseli per play or something

Nm this is the mobile game

>>84612647
you discard tiles until you have 4 blocks (block= a sequence like 234, or a triplet like 888) and a pair, then you win

You press the chi and pon button

>>84612647
isn't that game japan only

So is poko, just download the APK

>>84613280
poko is not japan only, it's in japanese

>>84613294
This isn't konasute or the arcade game, it's a shitty mobile version

Good, good

im so sleepy i could sleep for an entire week :c

I wish I could sleep, I've been in bed for an hour and can't sleep

>>84617168
Get used to masturbate before sleeping, at some point you will get really sleepy just by looking at erotic imagery so you won't even need to touch yourself.

>>84604492
was only able to pay a bit of attention due to working, but seemed fine

>>84604492
You forgot your vtuber model, but it was okay.

I'll help you make your Tenma pallete swap

>>84612647
>Mahjong fight club
Hell yeah.
https://files.catbox.moe/hhrg8d.webm

God it must be so depressing to work in a corpo that can't touch anything made in China because a person who doesn't even work at the company said the T word that you have to play every Mahjong client BUT the one that people play.

i think hololive should play on tabletop simulator

>>84618325
Maybe they're playing a game of chicken and trying to scare them into giving them perms back with the threat of being such a big name, they could potentially make another one blow up

>>84618427
MFC is old as fuck

Miko you "forgot" to bump the thread, don't worry, I've got your back.

Today I choose violence, enjoy the new bread in two hours

>>84621573
w-what?

BUMPING with BUMPMIKO (separate from MIKOANON, different anon)

WAKING with MYSELF (alone, desperate)

>>84621573
i know what you did

we only have 57 minutes until anons bread comes we dont want to waste it POST FASTER!!!

I'm doing my part, what about you?

>>84622357
Good. I hate purple hag. HATRED towards PURPLE HAG.

>>84623214
anon has NEVER baked a good bread

>>84624553
Y pig hood?

Page 1 Bump!

>>84624578

Yuzu is my son

>>84624815
yuzu is a woman and i will post proof when i dont think ill get banned

>>84625125
Hush. Yuzu is my precious baby boy, and I will have none of your slander.

>>84625732
Your "baby boy" has a vagina and squirts buckets when you press down on "his" clitoris and g spot at the same time

I think Khubie should derank.

I also squirt buckets when I press down on yuzus clitoris and g spot

>>84626861
Oh

>>84628583
we are cosmically tied so her pleasure is my pleasure and my please is her pleasure. Thus, I squirt.

>>84629374
O-oh oh...

Pg 10, but the tiles only go to 9.

>>84629521

Bad kitty

Good kitty

>>84633238
This cat is a wanted criminal.

>>84635623
W-what was the crime?

>>84636034
Disturbing the peace, illegal gambling, financial fraud, parole violation, public urination, illegal solicitation of sexual favors, jaywalking.

>>84636306
and worst of all...

Would you watch an anon who might get DMCA struck and murdered by big music during his stream even though shes streaming? With commentary but might be short. https://www.twitch.tv/mechanical_lamb23

>>84638682
no, put on the model

Are you not using the mahjong soul category just to avoid being discovered by the unsavory mahjong types on twitch?

>>84638950
no i just never bothered to set it

>>84638682
Model doko?

just set up a 2d png

https://veado.tube/
here's the 2d png thing. I use mini. just throw in 4 emote edits and you're good to go

>not using the tenma model
ngmi

jong stream soon

>>84643006
>he put on the gypsy cursed model
It's so over for you.

>>84599003
>Doragon's latest video: I don't think he posted a video last thread either. He HATES us uuuuuuu
>>84573892

>>84645397
>I searched for YouTube
>the url was youtu.be
That explains so much.

>>84645607
Yeah thats the share link format from studio

I can't believe deranker is dead

>>84645939
why did he have to take his own life like that

>>84645939
deranker seems more alive than ever to me

>>84643006
Stream now, I don't want to watch this gay VN

>>84646852
two PC setup will either need another 15ft DP cable or to move my main PC closer to the capture PC, cba

Jong
https://youtu.be/0uhgRelt_8c

iphones are retardedly expensive and i wish to live in the woods and fight the good fight against human progress. mahjong

/mjg/ forgot to watermark this so it's mine now.

panko mango

I should let the thread die

It's once again over

>>84662590
did she even roll for the cardinal...

Don't die, I'm going to go meditate

>>84653826

I'm at work

Oh my bad I left sage on

Why did I even bother saving the thread...

It's dead hours

>>84674613
Because you love us!

I love you so much I haven't made a koko in 5 months

MY STOMACH IS KILLING ME!! and I'm almost out of toilet paper

Risk it

>>84675158
dire

>>84675158
stop eating raw chicken and go get some toilet paper and pedialyte

My shits are optimized to where I don't have to use a lot of toilet paper

>>84675350
shan't go to offkai just to jong

>>84675158
Rip

Can someone post the Hannah tummy poke gif in pcg

>>84675862
you can do it anon, i believe in you!

>>84675534
but there will be talents to fuck also why wouldnt you want to go?

I'd sooner go to an /mjg/ meetup than a vtuber con. Large crowds make me nervous.

I wouldn't go to a /jong/ meat up

>>84677708
>meat
>up
why not anon we could have fun

I won't touch tips with you

>>84678112
not even the tip of my tongue?

I wouldn't be caught dead in the same room as a liker

I think just used up one month of storing up flow through horrible suffering games in a single dealership.

>wasting flow before tournament
Big mistake buddy

I was just trying to build it up more. I had forgotten winning was even an option anyway.

man i wish i hadnt started playing ranked again what a miserable existance

Many such cases

I need you all to play ranked so I can watch you play ranked instead of ever playing ranked myself

Test

I'm not banned... Yet

>>84681777
what did you do?

>>84681758
I'll queue when my iPhone XS shows up, Tenma's model will get me to Jade

>>84681815
I said the rabbit had boyfriends

>>84681777
very nice digits

>>84681885
Why are you like this...

>>84681935
I was just correcting the anon that is incorrectly assuming she's a lesbian

jong has decided to not be an abusive partner today it seems

I could if you want

>>84682298
i meant the game, not /jong/ you guys are just stalkers

>>84682410
we're your friends in this adventure. We watch you get beat up by flow and random chinks on the ladder.

>>84682410
all of /jong/s bad flow has been channeled into me so todays the day to poooosh

I want to go to bed but I have 5 hours left...

>>84682514
thank you for your service

>>84683784
I would personally fuck all of you down to adept if it meant i get back to m2

>>84683839
You shouldn't have queued after promoting to m2

And that's why I won't watch your steam deranker

>>84683918
There are way better reasons to not watch the stream

>>84683918
>steam

it's hard to resist pankposting in mjg desu

>>84684179
I've seen people get panko posted in /g/'s chatbot thread, its everywhere.

>>84684419
>/g/'s chatbot thread
be sure you tell pippa hi from me next time you're there

>>84684819
Pippa would do it, but I doubt she even knows what sillytaven is considering she was still using cai and chatgpt raw last she talked about it.

>using pozzed chatbots
Shameful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh73t_Ccus0

>bunny vtuber
>doesn't play as bunny (real) or bunny (fake)

>Miko poster
>doesn't bump the thread at all

>>84688361

He's not bumping again

just because I'm awake doesn't mean I'm not busy with something else

You have to take responsibility

I dont know what that is

it actually exists

>>84694457

>>84692083
No mans sky, expeditions are their seasonal update challenges

My strength is waning /jong, my posts aren't even bumping the thread anymore...

>>84681758
I was going to go back to ranked last month but stuff keeps coming up

i think panko should jong

>>84698105
Raccoon brain too small pls understand

>>84691955
How is this one?

>>84699599
Fishing is fun and the stuff for it is nice. The storm fish mission sucked ass until I got around to just looking for a planet with activated metal and water but other than that I got it all done in a few hours on a new save.

/jong/ will not die

I just saw a cyber truck pass by the window at work.
Mahjong.

>Lumi came up with summer camp to distract people from /jong/ until it dies
That whore.

Pon nya!
Pon nya!
Pon nya!
No ten nya...

I actually like mahjong

>>84707605
oh anon you know youre supposed to take your medicine. now pull your pants down and ill make you aaaaall better

>>84708516
That reminds me that I need to skip my meds tonight (they make me worse at mahjong)

>>84712556
I'd cum, but I'm at work. I could get away with it, but it feels unprofessional either way.

Name a mahjong vtuber you want to watch derank to adept 1.

>>84714843
Pippa, think of all the streams we would get for her climbing up to adept 2

>>84715379
>Pippa gets adept 2
>deranks almost immediately
Does sound kino.

10

i'm grinching this thread

what am i doing

>>84722797
playing mahjong?

Which mahjong tiles do you ship?

>>84724001
1m and 9s, they're far apart, but their love will prevail

>>84724001
I love green and red dragons. They look tasty.

>>84730632
how did you know

>I thought I accidently edited the same video today as the other day
>No, dude just got fucked again in the exact same way
kek

>>84733444
We're trapped in the cycles of guilt

Jong bump
https://youtu.be/ZU1D8SKVl2Q

>>84739469
oh shit, he's doing it

i think tenma should jong

>>84739469
They don't believe me when i say it's cursed. They'll see. They'll all see.

I don't recognize that set of jyanshis, did we manage to groom an /mjg/ anon into becoming a vtuber?

>>84741012
>recognizing anons by characters in their dorm challenge (impossible)

If I scrolled up you would know

>>84741012
He specifically scrolled to the bottom so we can't see the ones he plays.

>bought a costume for a character he doesn't play
>is identifiable by owned characters
>not currently at work
Do you own Steve?

a lot of people own steve

You can't own Steve. Steve just blesses you with her presence.

Steve ownership confirmed.

[doragon news] He's gonna die

Eat more raw chicken

You have to leave your house to get COVID.... Is there something you want to tell us?

rip doragon, I'm just getting over it and still can't taste shit

>>84746928
I don't own xenia, so you can't be me

>>84746805
>Doragon is a whore
grim

Doragon has a wife and kids and regularly goes out on his boat. Half the time we are playing with him it's just his maid playing.

SEX with DORAGON'S MAID (male)

>>84746928
we only have one bonded xenia here

I can't even scroll far enough down to hide the characters that would identify me

>>84747682
>Playing jong while I fish
I fucking wish I had a boat

>>84748823
you must be furry

https://x.com/uwutoowo1/status/1832124672206377447
hey I know some of those names

>>84749232
I'm pretty sure furry has her bonded

>>84748877
I've jonged with you guys while I've been out fishing. Only from rocks though. I too wish I had a boat.

>>>/vg/493612909

>/jong/ - Boats

if I go live on my main someone I know might find out I'm a vtranny, even though it would be an obvious joke... so maybe I should use my alt...

coward

>>84750532
Maybe if Nina wasn't winning with her tits covered we could talk about vtubers

>>84751140
Do it on main or no balls.

>>84751140
Do it on main and make sure to announce the stream on twitter AND @ Tenma.

I'll use my main twitch but I'm probably going to just queue on my alt account

I'm gonna delete tenma's ears from the model somehow(I don't think I can hide them?) then do some color changes first

SEX with JONG (dead, non-human)

tough night for /jong/ it seems

I
SHALL post a koko
SHALL begin koko in no more than 10 minutes
SHALL post a koko with four red 5s
SHALL post a koko with local yaku enabled
SHALL include (You)

Majsoul Friends Room 37877(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=37877

But I'm at work...

I hate blitz freaky jong. I like boring vanilla jong.

>>84760519
it's not even blitz

/jong/ is reclining...

>>84760189
3/4 (YOU) SHALL JOIN IT IS NON NEGOTIABLE

>>84760819
Okay, just for you, anon. Fuck my sleeping schedule.

>>84760189
started

The jellyjonger

The jellyjonger!

>>84761012
Fuck I love this picture.

I don't

I think it's alright.

PERVERT PERVERT PERVERT AHHHHH

I love SEX with WOMEN of VARIOUS (non-overweight) FIGURES

tfw no jelly wife to clean and prep my caught fish for me that i caught from my jong boat

XAPITAN WHYYYYYYY

i wasnt here all day whats the jong boat

the boat we're buying with doragon's YouTube money

tfw no jelly wife to make stupid bets with you that she loses and ends up bare ass naked and masturbating on a park bench at 3am, trying to deny how excited she is but the juices flowing from her pussy betray her arousal.

I don't want a brown wife unless she's Italian

well /jong/, panko manko or jelly jussy?

This boat was in an anime and they played jong in that anime, so there are jong sets on this boat and that makes it a jong boat.

i kinda get seasick while in a boat...

>>84761632

PROVE TO ME YOU ARE NOT A XAPITAN CLONE, XAPITAN, BECAUSE YOU ARE LOOKING HELLA SUSSY!

>>84762151
not even a smidgen?

>>84760189
well jonged

>>84760189
wj

>>84760189
WJ
deranker...

well jonged! xapitan is under suspicion of being a xapitan clone so this win doesn't count! also rip yuzu, my beloved baby boy son

>>84762767
Xapitan's original VA was fired and replaced with one who is luckier

>>84762835
please switch back to the old VA before qualifiers, I haven't had time to practice

I'll be waiting for you in qualifiers, Xapitan. Your soul is mine.

I'm going to gatekeep you and then grinch semis because I have to work

I want to jong

>>84765548
Great. Koko a doko right now.

>>84765603
Majsoul Friends Room 86006(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=86006

>>84765633

>>84765633
3/4

>>84765633
Started! Thanks for joining!

>>84765633
GG, I must save the rest of my flow for qualis

>>84765633
3/4 again

>still 3/4

If you don't join you have to bake.

>>84765633
please join!

mjg lurkers it's safe to join. Doragon isn't here to film you playing with us.

>>84767750
sorry im having too much fun in ranked

>>84767858
strim doko

>>84765633
Started again! Xapitan clone to the rescue!

>>84767883
too late

>>84767811
He's too busy dying to covid

>pippa is a black rrat that smokes
grim

hmmmm jong is dead

>>84768322
Yeah, WITH ME (dead, non-living, died when killed)

bread >>84768385