/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Soon!

i tried baking and forgot the subject...

>>83512133
its /JHirYs?/

>>83512133
bonk

Dead Cheebs. Lien is cute btw.

>>83512133
IRyS...

https://x.com/hololive_En/status/1827012967965020455
>soulless jop corpo mission vision type shit

>>83513413
Call me a faggot but I like this chuuni stuff

>>83513539
everyone did, at the start... its kinda tiring because Cover ALWAYS drop this shit every single time in less than a year like what they do to holo units. they should go all in for once but you already know the answer to that

>>83512735
Liens at ANYC? what booth?

>>83513827
just check his twitter. also he has a cool manly beard

>>83513995
Thanks!

>>83512735
>Lien is cute btw
Even without visual confirmation her cuteness radiates through her creations .

>ojousama pose
she will never beat the allegations

>>83513995
>>83514025
>he
>her

>>83514142
its 2024 you have to get your government pronouns

Lien is taiwanese so if he is a man then there's no way he has a "manly" beard

>>83514142

>>83514304
stop speculating and just go to his booth or cheebs will eat your ass

>>83514510
Like sexually or she'll just take a bite out of my glutes?

>>83512735(me)
>>83514304
Lien is a cute girl with glasses. But she seems pretty shy and anti-social which reminds me of IRyS.

>>83514644
bite and you will die from bloodloss

>>83514689
I see

>>83514673
>shy and anti-social
you'd be like that too when the creeps from the fandiscord keeps being weird around you because you're one of the few girls. now imagine the anxiety of actually meeting those retards

>>83511604
We are in violent agreement.

>>83514673
Has anyone ever seen Lien and IRyS in the same place before?

>>83515092
no but I can confirm that Lien are just four cheebs stacked up inside his clothes

>>83515092
>IRyS has been faking her lack of drawing skills the whole time. She only draws stick figures because drawing anything real, would expose that she actually knows how to draw.

>>83515384
Thats just IRyS though

>>83514076
I love how other members seem to be ready for a big fight but IRyS doesn’t have a weapon to hold.

>>83515550
>implying IRyS needs one

>>83515550
according to the trailer IRyS can shoot kamehas so she is the most powerful EN by default and she doesn't need a weapon

>>83515550
>doesn’t have a weapon to hold
>to hold
not even watching streams let alone the latest one

>>83515818
Yeah I did but the halo lances she mentioned didn’t appear to this picture nor the trailer.

>>83516118
Honestly I don’t like the idea of the lances. Why not just give her a microphone or something to let her be a bard ?

>>83513413
Wait what, I only have two tickets; Saturday and Sunday. There's a third stage?!

Why is she so gay?

>>83516445
>another illiterate IRyStocrat who doesn't read the page that is advertised on
oh no no no

>>83516469
Lien? No idea

>>83515092
Stop noticing

https://litter.catbox.moe/al8zc2.png
*summons cheebsmage*
*makes your oshi flat*

https://litter.catbox.moe/0e8bdk.png

I'm tired.

cheeb cheeb

I want to merge with IRyS

>>83528926
Fuck you

>>83529249

>>83529929
Fatto rabu

>>83531139

Too many cheebs

i miss her...

did flare just say shes a guest at an EN event on sunday?

>>83539286
idk

What exactly is the stream for tonight, a watchalong or some kind of free hat frame to talk about it.

>>83539536
tonight?

>>83539536
>free hat frame
IRyS will give out free hats?

I saw IRyS at ANYC
She's as beautiful in person as she is online.

>>83539640
>>83539536
chat, sorry, 15 year old laptop

>>83539591
>>83539832
whoops its on the 27th my bad

>>83539744
proofs?

>>83514304
Lien IS A WOMAN

is Liens Pussy poppin?

to the deadbeat that lives here for some reason, @ me if IRyS is at the hotel

>>83541892
It'a in an hour
Mori framed it like a lot of them are there by saying she swapped the time with another stream so more of them could be there

What should I expect from the concert?

>>83542827
Lots of group songs, not super long, maybe she'll debut her other new original

any new porn lately?

>>83543284
Does this count?

I did a questionnaire and got this. What does that mean?

>>83543439
nope

>>83543439
Unless she shows off her fat ass and decent tits wearing that no

>>83543891
You should jump the highest cliff in all of Greece, NOW

>>83543891
It means you need to be killed.
Pero is the sin of humanity...

>>83543163
I thought it was an accident at first, now I'm wondering why they have those bald spots on the sides of her head

>>83545205
It's a wig duh, IRyS became a skinhead

Here is some Booty to distract you from the no streams

>>83545651
Thanks, I needed this

>>83545651
kek nice

Where were all of your hats...?
I only ran into saplings...

>>83545817
bday merch arrived a bit slow...

I am feeling such incredible FOMO that I have never felt before. I'm even going to watch it online. Come on, brain. Let me have this.

>>83545977
There's always next time

>>83545864
Nyo...
The two brrats I ran into, one guy and one girl, were also very nice.

>>83545977
lots of people do with that shitty concert capacity especially when you live close or in the US

>someone put loliRyS koikatsu on the digital board
Koianon was it you?

>>83546262

>>83546039
I'm telling myself that. I think once I'm watching the concert I'll be in a better mood.

>>83546150
Its always just gonna be up just a race, yeah. But I do want another chance at it. I guess we'll see how it happens. I just know looking at the pictures coming in is not doing me mentally any favors.

>>83512735
Why is there a pubic hair on the upper left corner...

>>83546336
dont reply to me you retarded britfag you dont even watch streams let alone pay for your shit

>>83546262
theres a bunch of /Here/ images on it this time around

>>83546336
I couldn't get tickets either, I'm trying for fes next year

>>83546472
What

>>83546533
Planning on that, too. I got the money. Just gotta force myself to treat myself and not keep saving money for emergencies.

>hmm.. there's a lot of palworld spam, I think I'll take a break from hololive for now-
and now it's almost fucking september and I haven't seen her live in so long
I was listening to songs on youtube when suddenly gravity came on and it was surreal
like someone put a stopper on my love for hololive and just lifted it off an hour ago
burnout is a bitch though

>>83546613
I wanted to go to Japan next year anyway and it's a perfect excuse

>>83546800
you are gay

>>83546800
weak

>>83546800
>he missed Carbonated kino

>no IRyS
you can go to sleep now, I watched so you don't have to

>>83547568
not surprising only the burgers and the leafs are there

>>83547568
i fear more friends might be coming

Why can't they stream? Do they have to prepare for the concert?

>>83547730
she has a watchalong in an hour this is not gonna be long

Should I take public transportation on Saturday and Sunday, or uber? The Uber I needed to take today was more expensive than I was expecting, and now I'm thinking I should maybe get a bus/subway pass instead.

>>83547946
dont waste money on uber unless your more than an hour or two away

>>83545651
Nude alt?

>>83547946
take the subway if you have a gun otherwise get an uber

>>83547183
I just watched her 3rd anni vod, will watch CL after I finish her school labyrinth stream
jp horror games used to be interesting

>>83547946
>taking an uber at all
Unless you're taking the J,Z,A,C,1,2,3 trains from the outer boroughs into manhattan, just take the subway like a normal person.
7 train leaves you right outside the convention center ya dope.

>>83545651

>>83548024
Is New York really that dangerous?

>>83549436
only if you're socially retarded with no space awareness like any other country. also depends where you book your hotel

>>83547617
mori is japanese though

I'm just intimidated by public transit, all the schedules and things not taking me exactly where I need to be...

>>83549436
NYC is unironically less dangerous than most European cities

>>83547617
you think they're actually in New York?

>>83549775
you can literally hear the burger sirens outside

>>83549852
>suisei is in ny too

>>83549852
what does a burger siren sound like

>>83549436
To Asians? Yes, lookup the knockout game

>>83549775
biboo and nerissa went back home from japan a couple of days ago. quite retarded to travel back to japan for a 1hr keyfabe

>>83549752
citymapper app
you're welcome
Just use your phone on the omny terminals (the thing that says "tap here"
Don't make me pick you up at the train station.

remember when that guy was acting all smug saying there's no suisei and the other guests would go to NY for the concert too

Time to begin Operation: Convince IRyS to be my Girlfriend!

Mission...START!

>>83549988
pretty sure Suzy posted a photo of the NY skyline from last years CtW

>>83550113
https://x.com/suisei_submati/status/1826938749269270823

Advent left and someone is texting Mori they're on the way. Could be Promise visiting next. If you went to sleep you fucked up

>>83550317
I'm betting on Myth members

Will IRyS be safe from all the hobo in NYC?

>>83549755
>Most
Wrong, those pavement apes are violent as fuck and Eurofags don't even have the zombies.

>>83550492
I'd say she's used to homeless but she never left her condo back home too.

>>83550492
she's like Pekora. she will never ever leave her hotel room on her own volition unless forced by the other members

>>83550759
>IRyS will never be spotted at Bleekers Pizza enjoying a slice of 'za
NO...

does anyone have the deadbeat curbstomp or the deadbeat getting smashed with a bat gif

>>83551022
Should post deadbeat making out with cheebs instead

>>83551022
I do

Is Flare beggar just going to cry and shit his pants the entire weekend or

>>83551458
You definitely are for sure

>>83549954
I got the official MTA app, are 3rd party apps significantly better?
I was just looking at the mta website and I see I can just use my PayPal debit card for contactless pay, since it has the wifi logo on it.
Maybe this won't be so bad after all.

Kek rip the retards who went to sleep.

ENTER?!?!?

ENTER

ENTER WIFE
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>83551558
Most of the people who live here swear by citymapper, it just werks and all you have to do is tap "trains" to see the closest stations near you and the approximate arrival time. It's basically google maps but better.
ALSO ENTER

IWYSSSSSSSSSS

>she was with Kronii

>she's hanging out with Kronii in NY
the timeRyS sex...

she's going to get sick for a month again...

i told you retards she was going to NY

>The only thing stopping some New York thug from harassing my oshi is Kronii
Hmm....

>literally has no sleep as usual
>eyebags are worse than ever
>jetlag
rip sleep schedule it will take her a month to fix this again

>>83552114
Thank a for stating them obvious, pal

she sounds weird

>>83552144
she can just distract them by getting gangbanged while IRyS runs away

>Mori
>Kronii
not watching

>>83552114
>unironically replying or caring about posts from catalogfags
if you literally watched last years concert its a no brainer you retard. try to ignore these fags next time

>>83552268
just open the stream and report for sexual content

>icecream, you know its moist
since when is icecream not moist? love my sleep deprived wife's brain

she's wearing a mask

>>83540124

>mori is going to dox the girls again

>>83552461
proofs?

>>83552616
she just sounds weird maybe its moris mic

>>83552616
You wouldn't wear a mask around 2 biohazards?

>>83552716
she likes the smell though?

>>83552680
it's her travel mic, it's fairly shoddy

>>83551232
>>83551285
good time to post them

my slow wife...

IRyS sounds drunk

>>83553085
zero sleep as usual. she mentioned her eyebags are worse than its ever been

she's slurring her words

I will forever be amazed by how she managed to become friends with the worst ENs

IRyS loves to sit on my lap too

>Mori is currently feeling IRyS hairy pussy on her knee
Well fuck.

>>83553314
>hairy
>IRyS

Koianon recreate this please..
with futa alts

What will Kronii and Calli do to IRyS tonight?

why does she only hang out with them when she's drunk

>>83553314
I envy that fat whore

IRyS mounting calli, it should have been meeee! (Replacing Calli)

There's no way shes going to bed sober huh

>>83553422
Spooning

IRyS is extra retarded today

TimeRyS buttjob and bouncing..

>>83553527
she had half a glass of wine at dinner

>IRyS bouncing up on your thigh
fuck

IRyS wtf

>>83523198

not even drunk

Imagine having IRyS' tight smooth grinding on your leg

>like a kids on a priests lap
I love how she has no filter when sleep deprived

Kegelronii?

didnt mori just have knee surgery

>>83553791
yeah, the complications were so bad she had to go on hiatus on the other side

>>83553791
Like 3 months ago

that was actually porn moment in real life

genkiRyS is cute

Kronii was passing a joint to IRyS before coming

Kronii and Mori are such good friends to IRyS.

she's already planning to not stream

>>83554064
She has good influences

>>83554064
already mentioned why twice on every MK tournament. watch streams

jif

IRyS said 'jif', dropped and anti-ing.

> Shes acting like an excited high school girl at a slumber party.
And people think Flare is her best friend lol.

>>83554234
Man it's not a competition shut up, that goes for both ways

>might get a 3rd
oh right she cant use her main now because the regret of adding the retarded stalker paypigs

>>83554330
?

>>83554234
>has to be drunk to hang out with mori
I don't think that's a good thing

She made a whole fuckin mv from that valentines date stream?
What a jork

>>83554376
shes not drunk retard

oh FUCK I missed stuffs

cute yapRyS. I will never tire of her talking nonstop

I could listen to them talk all night

>>83554432
stop replying to the obvious sisters anon. there's a concert incoming so they're having a melty as usual

overayster is now officially a deadbeat

>Pokemon Unite
You now remember IRyS randomly Uniting on to nothing throughout the whole tournament

>>83554563
nice i can anti him now

>>83554563
her paypigs are usually whores and not exclusive to IRyS

>>83554536
deadbeats will reply to themselves anyway

>she will never tease you in that tone because you're about to cum

fuck iPhoneRyS

ANDROIDCRATS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>83554752
>a green bubble
>ewwwwwwwww

hagRyS...

irys does not sound like she's in NYC...
"your phone changes the time automatically...right?"
fucking look outside

oh no IRyS is an apple nigger

>>83554834
??

>>83554919
retard

>I'm not going to touch the tip

IRyS definitely stuck forks in the outlet before

>>83554923
didnt mean to quote you
android texts show up as a green bubble instead of blue to iphone users

>>83554950
gay

>almost accidentally electrocute myself
my dumb wife

>>83550317
That was Fauna she had to put on her clothes back

>>83555007
maybe her fear of buildings falling on her is justified

IRyS and Biboo need constant supervision and possibly a helmet

IRyS almost became the first holo to die on stream

>>83555150
What did biboo do

>>83554563
A fate worse than death

Kronii is an architect chad

>Kronii is trying to fatten her up
No....

>they're jealous of her perfect female form so they're trying to fatten her

>>83555185
She just falls down all of the time when she's walking and bouncing around everywhere going off the other advent girls

>>83555278

>>83555304
Well it must be pretty hard keeping balance when she's so heavy

stop trying to architecturally engineer my wife, kronii

>>83555367
She wants her to be more plump when she fucks her again

Ame is making my wife fat...

Reminder Moris BEST friends in all of Hololive are IRyS and Kronii spoken straight out of her mouth and the feeling clearly is mutual

they have been staying with Mori longer than Advent and Kiara

iRyS stop eating junk food and eat some real whole meals

>she had 3 cliff bars
shes gonna have explosive shits and gas tomorrow

>>83555516
So IRyS is my best friend because I say so too?

>>83555367
Putting some more curves on her body is based

>>83555662
Yes

IRyS you should worry about your health first

Apparently Bae and Ina might be knocking on the door soon

IRyS just discovering a catheter

Placing a urinary catheter in IRyS...

hearing about mori being in pain makes me happy

>>83556131
Hearing about her sounding makes me horni

>>83556131
not now, sister

anatomical model

>>83556131
that's a weird thing to say

Why must IRyS create so many fetishes within me.

Why does IRyS keep going? WHy?

does IRyS like them barbed?

>just piss everywhere
t. IRyS

>>83556223
how does that make any sense, mori has audience overlap with niji

>>83556362
why would you want her to stop

>>83546800
Motherfucker that was like what? A week?

IRyS is obsessed with piss

>>83549436
No. A city with an active night life is less dangerous than one that rarely has it. You are safer in New York and Chicago than in Detroit or LA.

>>83556362
IRyS has a serious case of morbid curiosity
She just told the story of her watching Final Destination despite hating gore

>>83556511
her piss fetish became more apparent this year for some reason

Jesus Christ of course IRyS showed up in Mori's stream how much did I miss

>>83556697
They fucked

>paypigs are just finding out most of the lore she's saying
these retards really doesn't watch streams and they have 3yr badges

Tourist here. Are they actually in NYC in or is it just kayfabe?

>>83556697
nothing but nonsense

>>83556637

>>83556780
They're in NYC

>>83556780
Kayfabe just enjoy the stream with us

>>83556697
a great stream

>>83556697
you missed cute drunkRyS

>>83556780
maybe

>>83556697
you missed 90mins of kino IRyS yapping nonstop

>>83556697
kronii tried to get irys to grind on mori. it mostly worked. actual content? not much.

>>83556780
Who the fuck knows? Korone and Botan were at EVO. Just enjoy the kayfabe or the real actual possibility they're there.

>>83556838
>He doesn’t know

>>83556697
IRyS interrogated Mori about her experience with catheters

>>83556780
kayfabe

>>83556697
>Got on Mori lap and jumped up and down
>Being very gay with Kronii
>Talked about liking pissing herself
>Got electrocuted

>>83556780
>>83549947
>>83549852

>>83556922
I'm confused, Gigi raided Mori and I thought it was just going to be her so I started watching some anime. How did you guys even know she was on there

AHH MY DICK

>>83557025
scroll up, the deadbeats told us

>>83557025
you really need to watch streams. I can't believe anons are still not used to this. nothing has changed for the last 3 years

>>83557025
Because they are Deadbeats.

cute and sexyRyS my beloved..

>>83557025
just instinct

>>83557025
>can't even anticipate where IRyS is gonna show up
give me your hat

god she knows how to make me ppmaxx like crazy

IRyS is gonna look up catheter and sounding videos after this

IRyS...

>do they actually say "DMCA"??
my cute dumb and retarded wife...

i want bedhead irys....

>>83557257
She gets to see how large they are

Fuck irys

sexhairRyS…

WHY IS SHE SO PERFECT AND DUMB

>>83556945
Doesn't know what that all of this is a ruse and they are playing you like damn fools?

>>83557483
they're in New York (Ukraine)

What is Mori looking at also does Kronii not sound kind of bored of this collab?

>>83552191
HOW WAS THAT THE OBVIOUS SHE HAS NEVER BEEN THERE IN HER ENTIRE LIFE

>>83557483
>He really doesn’t know

>>83557483
You're not going to be able to explain that to it. If they were actually all in New York then they should off-collab

wtf
Krillin would easily beat IRyS

>>83557636
she isn’t there. It’s kayfabe. She already slipped earlier.

>>83557742
they are off-collabing

IRyS should rape me in an android 18 cosplay..

>>83557766
It came to me in a dream tier post

>>83557789
>he doesn't know

>>83557789
Over the phone?

>>83557766
she is in New York and she is not in New York at the same time. IRyS is in a state of quantum uncertainty

WHY THE FUCK COULDN'T SHE GIVE US AN UPDATE GODDAMN IT

>>83557766
No IRyS is just retarded and didn't realize phones sync your timezone depending on where you are

the dementia consumes us all…

>>83557766
>implying you can post a timestamp

are you all being retarded on purpose?

>>83557902
>"we should be really tired right now..."

>>83557987
That is what retards do, yes.

>Neck in the woods

>>83557766
I can tell you they are by Ressa not fucking dying from having to eat Japanese food. The woman legit melts if she can't eat a shitty USA burger.

>>83557987
>deadbeats
take a guess

Shut the fuck up Mori

I pronounce it the same way as irys

How the fuck did this damn concert become so huge that they WENT there in person AND SUISEI IS THERE, TOO

God, I'm so fucking annoyed.

NOOOOO
FUCK YOU MORI DON'T END IT

>>83557987
>doesn't know

>>83557987
stop reading the obvious catalogsister posts

finally over

>>83558040
flights aren't that expensive in the grand scheme of things

>>83557766
They are staying at New York New York, dumbass.

>>83557016
?

>>83558040
Yagoo is there too

>>83558040
Flights are pretty cheap there honestly

>>83558173
Flights are cheap, it's the hotels and everything else that's pricy

Thanks for letting us know you're in this stream IRyS, it must have been so hard to do!

>>83558040
you should just hide in all the bushes around the world simultaneously

>>83558040
i told you retards its a million dollar concert a few flights is nothing

>>83558157
stop that make TimeRyS kiss instead

>>83558225
she knows we don't like it when she hangs out with ENs

Did IRyS like fall on her head before she got on stream?

>>83558225
>>83558300
i know you two are related do you finger each other?

>>83558225
I woke up at 05:00 AM today anyway. I wasn't going to watch it.

I think IRyS should stream now that Aqua is graduating

>>83558245
They're already holding hands, I can't possibly make them more intimate

>>83558311
she's drunk

Finally IRyS is coming back to my hotel room, I've been waiting for her this whole time.

>>83558114
>>83558163
>>83558173
I guess. I just thought with it being capped at 3K seats they wouldn't go so hard on it but it just felt like it was picking up to be a milestone for EN. Like kudos to you guys if you're not as annoyed as I'm feeling right now. I'm watching it online tomorrow and I'll have fun but I genuinely am fighting the incredibly annoying feeling rightn ow.

>>83558385
She already said she wasn't retard

>>83558311
I blame momRyS for dropping her multiple times

IRYS I LOVE YOU IM SO HYPED FOR MINDBREAKING DIMENSIONS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IRyS should swear more

>>83558385
She'll be drunk until she's forced to work for Sanjapan

>>83558300
But I like when she streams that should count for something right

>>83229263
yes

>>83558435
I mean who cares if they're there in person? You aren't going to meet them.

alright losers, disperse

>>83558508
Based grudgeposter

That didn't tell me anything except maybe that she wasn't going to stream

>>83557987
There are braindead retards ITT who shitpost every day thinking they're in good company.

>>83558529
You're right. You're 100% right and you make sense. I'm not going to focus on the but here. I appreciate that, anon.

>>83558583
You'd have known she wasn't going to stream if you actually watched her last few streams

>>83558670
Glad to help

>>83558565
he was being an ass im still mad at him
>>83231076

>>83558435
Annoyed because of what? Your own retardation? You think because it was 3K seats that they're trying to sweep it under the rug like they don't care about it?

Imagine if IRyS gave half as much of a shit about her fans that other girls did.

>>83558558
yep. the German schizo and the catalog schizo is shitting up all the EN splits today

Who was that cosplay slut that cosplayed IRyS and fingered herself?
It was the other luna, correct?

>>83558732
what you going to do with all that shit

that was a great stream, shan't be staying around for the terrible thread

>stream ends
>monkey has a melty
A tale as old as time

>>83558732
she does care, that's why she didn't want to upset us by telling us that she was forced to hang out with ENs

she's just gonna masturbate all day on her hotel room until the concert

>>83558829
Wow she's so kind never doing anything for us

>>83558723
I'm 100% sure its the FOMO talking for me, anon. So I'd be lying to you if I said I wasn't being retarded. I'm just venting and trying to justify missing the closest chance we had to going. I'll stop being retarded.

>>83558829
Collab rape is real.

I was getting tired and about to go to bed before IRyS showed up, but now I can't sleep!

why was she grinding on Mori like that :(

>surprise surprise hehe
>this thread

I am humbly requesting IRyS soundposts
I still don't know how to make my own

>>83558901
I don't really want to hang out with other Hololive fans and I can watch the concert online

>>83558890
>us
Don’t try to falseflag, primate. It’s pathetic

Congrats you'll get a new schizo SC when the princess decides peasants deserve to have SCs read

Fuck you guys.

>>83558945

I am glad we got more TimeRyS, time to sleep

That was great.

>>83559021
That's fair. I hope you have fun and if you're if here tomorrow, I'll be having fun with yah.

im gonna take out the trash

How do we feel about that last stream?

IRyS was staying at a hotel before 5th fes, so it’s not surprising they’re staying at one now. No offense but I don’t think they’re ACTUALLY in NYC there’s literally zero point in going there

no wonder she hates us when most people care about shipping her with whores more than they care about herself

>us
What’s the point of larping as an IRyStocrat, when it obviously can’t blend in with how schizophrenic and ESL it’s posts are?

>>83559047
was that the same stream with piss kiss?

time to post IRyS lewds yes?

>>83559373(me)
>>83559332(me)
I am trans btw, in case you were wondering.

>>83559332
Consider this, it takes more effort to lie about being there than it does to actually just be there and talk about it