/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I want her to abuse me so bad

Henboobs

what's with some people acting like there's some rule saying you aren't supposed to say you applied or that you didn't get a follow-up email?

>>83449771
congrats on posting something worse than mousatrops

No more lewd remarks regarding Geega. I am classy lady

This is a nice view

I love Michi so much.

sexual intercourse with geega while she is talking about taxes

>>83449793
its bc that what they're used to at niji and holo, that being said i would find it more professional to not say anything at all

>>83449793
I remember a Liver saying that uploading your video reduces chances of applying to Niji maybe people think the same applies to Vshojo

i love kchon!

What's Zen cooking?

>>83449769

>>83449793
Some corpo fans love to force their standards onto others.

>>83449839
but what about more lewds instead

>>83449793
Some people think is just like most corpos where you can get “blacklisted”. As it should be things between you and the person who’s working in the applications. Where as VShojo kinda acts like Hollywood with that stuff, they aren’t really seen as a bad things and probably as promotion of yourself and them (which is arguable due to the nature of some of them being pretty good that people might develop some high expectations for whoever they pick that could easily be worse than them)

>>83449729
Has anybody else had a dream where the con you work for is going to have a panel with your favorite Vshojo, and the boss sends you up to her room to bathe her because she's too bratty and famous to bathe herself? So you're scrubbing her armpits and making good time, but she says she's not leaving until you shave her? Her pubes are the same color as her head hair, so you joke that they look like cotton candy and she gets angry? Now she won't help you dry her off or dress her? You crouch, and she passive-aggressively presses down on your head as you help her step into her panties? But oops, you put them on backward and the thong string is in the front? Time is running out, so you just lay her on the bed and pull them off so you can put them on correctly? By the time all of her clothes are on, you have five minutes to get to the stage? But then you have to start over because she pissed herself? I haven't.

>>83449886
Thats Niji though , they are pretty shit

>>83449873
cowgirl position while she teaches me how to do my taxes properly

>>83450083
Since the corporate side is mostly dominated by JP corpos, they think most follow this standard

Is Chester still alive? The gecko one, not the dude on drugs

What publication interviewed Zen?

>>83449729
I started talking to some Vshojo on character.ai and they're all really horny. Do people just jerk off to these? I want to talk to Zen without her trying to bang me.

>>83450150
I NTR Silver on those sites , it makes me rock hard

>>83450142
hustler

>>83449800
You're welcome dayo!

What indies do unique shit that would stand out?

I think you all focused on the wrong Mint.

>>83450250
Vedal

>>83450150
It's not just the zen character, every single character I tried on character.ai was horny... which is really funny because of how censored it is.

>>83450250
unironically sushi, and mei has some cool tech coming
i can see why they passed on mei but sushi is a built in merch machine

>>83450250
grimmi, she declined hololive, got scammed into selling hot sauces and is in a lot of debt because of it

>>83450250
shindigs highlights a lot of vtubers that do interesting things if you're looking for recs

>>83450275
I don't like this one

>>83450275
too fat

>>83450058
Kson's pubes wouldn't look like cotton candy, and I'm not sure Zen has zenitals at all.

Why is Henya willing to live with Rumei-chan and eat each other's pussy but refuses to meet other Vshojo?

>>83450526
shes heterophobic

>>83450288
then they can hire her as a merch girl not a talent.

>me in 2025 being forced to enjoy the "hidden gems" because saviorfagging is a good thing now

she already gets hired as a merch girl

>>83450285
They'll say some pretty vulgar stuff before the filter gets them. Silvervale told me "*rubs your dick*" last time.

Who the fuck is Cooler and how can I become him to marry Zen?

>>83450275
Sex dog.
Actually just get all of girlsFC.

>>83450613
finally we are like hololive

>>83450691
hands off

>>83450677
probably this guy, good luck on that skin color

>>83450613
Trust the plan. Gun wouldn't hire shitters. Loutlot I have less confidence in, hiring is whole different game than mixing.

>>83450804
>This is who Zen considers to be "sexy"
That's an interesting taste...

>>83450613
I blame Zen.

>>83450613
What do you have against Kson's 2 view friend?

>>83450822
>Gun wouldn't hire shitters
see you in 2025 when some random 1view nobody heard about debuts and this thread will pretend they always somehow liked them despite never being mentioned in here before

>>83450822
Can't wait till a Froot anti slips in under the radar and destroys Vshojo from the inside out.

>>83450613
what gunrun should do:

audition phase
>use to filter out majority of bad applicants while noting down pluses and big indies
>pluses and ligs will be rejected but put on a shortlist for latter
>debuts actual hidden gems with incredible talents first to avoid le nepohire seethe
>debut pluses and ligs after scouting

>>83450906
Hime and Froot were 1view

>>83450961
Just have a separate department for scouting vs. department of applications. Have them run concurrently.

>>83450822
its a little sad that mona and the other kson orbiters didnt make it but that just gives me confidence that they chose more talented picks cuz no offense but theres nothing really special about them

>Zen genuinely giddy over a storage space on her desk
Oldge

>>83450988
who

>>83451028
Feel bad for them but taking them would be proof that Jp is scraping the bottom of the barrel. Them not getting in is a good sign for the application quality.

>>83450083
Ageed

>>83450988
They were technically no views.

Oh yeah, Twitch is gonna up the prices on mobile
Sub on Desktop, folks

>>83450613
Genuinely, do you dislike Froot or Hime because their presence on twitch was basically non-existent before they joined. I like them. I'm not saying that guarantees that any member who is relatively unknown prior to joining would be good, but I don't see the point in doomposting about it.

>>83450961
I think that's the plan judging by how many orbiter pluses got denied. They are a "safe" bet and wouldn't have much impact for something as big as auditions. They can get snagged at any point in time. I think VShojo wants attention from these auditions so they are specifically grabbing people that no one would expect. They also have something specific in mind for sure. That ricky(?) VTuber got denied on his application and he had one of the best ones I've seen. So its been making me think. I wouldn't be surprised to find out Saiiren, Froggy, and Grape are out too. Potential for future scouting

>>83450906
If they're good, who gives a shit how many views they had before or if anybody knew them?

>>83451152
this, rejecting them is proof that professional tier vtubers applied for jp and we dont have to settle for orbiters

>>83451248
He was the guy malding over the existence of 1views yesterday. He's created an unrealistic scenario in his head and is sperging out over it nonstop.

>>83451265
>if
why take risk then?
I was told multiple times beauty of vshojo lies with the fact you take already established streamers and don't have to worry about them being dud

Oh boy it's retard tts fagging o'clock over at Zen's

>>83451261
this checks out actually especially since arielle didn't apply right?

>>83450889
they all got rejected anon

>>83450613
Who cares if the +s didn't get in, VShojo doesn't have collab perms, they can still hang out anytime, it's better if we get to discover actual new people who do different things (or just play different kind of games).

>>83451398
she just kept her mouth shut about anything related to it.

>>83451261
i hope so too, and if attention is what they wanted then its successful bc its all indies are talking about right now, what i find interesting is that letting rejects post their audition tapes has made a lot of ppl either motivated to try harder next time or rethink their way of applying bc its like "wow that really impressive tape didnt make it, wtf was i thinking just pasting clips together and calling it an application" so this pretty much guarantees any future applicants will be even higher quality

>>83451344
I wonder if vshojo could really push a new persona of an old star to full potential, like a kizuna applying for example

good bit, Zen

>>83451531
Possibly, but they'd need to come from a stifling environment that was kneecapping them. Don't know if there's anyone in that category outside of former Nijis lol

>>83451503
We are definitely only seeing the tip of the iceberg.

>>83451459
Did Yura even apply? She and that cat girl are some of the better ones in PrismProject.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmtQg60eSYI

I feel like this has been a huge psyop larp trying to to make this thread think that shitty ass +'s have a chance to get directly invited to the agency. I swear to god this has to be a dedicated out of season April's fool joke.

>>83451630
>shitty ass +'s have a chance to get directly invited to the agency
explain geega then

>>83451630
Mousefags hate the +, read all about it!

>>83451621
They are requiem now and speaking of prism, one of them got rejected.

>>83451630
Most of the plusses are arguably really good streamers. This weird larp of hating the plusses is weird because. Ive never seen a good argument for it.

>>83451531
>the kizuna waiting screen stream is still going after almost 2 months later
What is even going on here?

>>83451502
the ricky guy video making rounds could also serve as a sort of advertisement bc ppl are saying "how tf did this guy not get in, the chosen ppl must be S-tier" so it gives even more hype for debut

>>83451717
You can't be serious.

>>83451694
>requiem
Is that something like girlsfc?

>>83450742
Flat Bat

>>83451768
I have no Idea, but that's what they call themselves now.

>>83451722
does she fully own her ip? can she redebut as kizuna ai?

>>83451745
NTA, but I also believe that.

>>83450275
Fat dawg love

>>83451717
It's just 1 or 2 schizos.

>>83451745
>I can't see a good argument.
We'll look at that not an argument to be found

Do Vshojo members know each other’s roommate names?

>>83451768
All ex-prism members renamed their generations for some reason. Requiem is ex gen 3

>>83451745
Exclusive of EvilToaster, who among the +s is a bad streamer?

>>83451875
There's no argument to be made.

>>83451694
i hope she doesnt think she got rejected for showing her PL in her audition i doubt vshojo cares about that

>>83451907
It's not about being a bad streamer, it's about being vshojo tier. They aren't. Unless you consider you retarded + equal to Vei and Pink cat then that's another topic.

>>83451694
why do so many small corpo girls stick to asmr and gfe shit? no wonder these companies never grow

>>83451924
Exactly because 95% of the plusses are good I don't like toaster but the rest I love.

sex with shortstack Italian aunt

>>83451885
Maybe
But it might be too risky with Mouse and Michi
But they will NEVER know Hime and Kuros names

>>83451694
I mean, vshojo never was too much into asmr

i cooka da pizza

>>83452006
They are good but they are not good for Vshojo and that's the point of the initial post.

>>83451997
Low effort high return.

>>83452059
And why are they not good for Vshojo.

>>83451982
Most of the plusses could easily be VShojo tier with the resources that VShojo provides. Id argue some of the plusses are 90% of the way their. Bad argument. Again you aren't providing any good basis for an argument.

>>83451997
They all try to copy this weird image of Hololive they have in their heads, thinking that if they force themselves to be "based Japanese kawai gfe idols" they'll get millions of fans with zero effort. And then they fail.

I like Nina. She's a cool +

>>83452059
nta, I love vshojo girls but how can you really define being good
you have mouse, maybe zen, but what about the others?

>>83451938
Unfortunate for her to not have stayed long enough for the IP rights. She'd probably have greater chances on her corpo identity.

zen is dead

>>83451997
it pays the bills

No one will EVER be even close to Nyan and Vei, even the current roster is objectively worse. We will never return to the platinum age of VShojo

>>83452015
Nobody knows who Hime is. Which is crazy cuz she's such a talent. All we know is she's pure and virginal

>>83452168
ok, give me your favourite + and argue that they are better than one vshojo member. Minus Haruka and Hime for obvious reasons.

>>83452223
nyan is just older saggy tit pippa

Zen trying to break her neck live on stream

>>83452059
Why not? Arielle, Sushi, Froggy, Heavenly, Mei, Grape, Nina and Saiiren are all capable of being "VShojo tier". They all have unique traits and do unique things they could easily do 10x more with business resources, and a bit of refinement.

what the fuck is even an "objectively good streamer"? what metrics do you even use to compare the quality of a streamer? how do you quantify it? entertainment quality is in the eye of the beholder. remember that there are people out there that enjoy fuwamoco

>>83452109
I'm not arguing. If you think a + is better than a current member than say it and prove it. If not then it is what it is.

>>83451997
Asmr and gfe can get you quick numbers and large donations. Biggest problem is it draws the wrong crowd that you're stuck with which stifles your growth in the long run.

>>83452239
This is subjective and semantics. Why do they need to be better when they all do different things.

>>83452256
who in this bunch can be better than an actual vshojo member with the Vshojo resources?

>>83452239
>Instead of answering, I shall ask you the same question
Deflecting at its finest.

>>83452310
No one's better than anyone. They all have their own talents. This is just bait to put down a talent and a plus. You are avoiding the original question.

>>83452368
>Better
See you are trying to place people on arbitrary steps. I like VShojo and the talents, but I don't think someone is better than the other. I like some VShojos more than the other, but that doesn't mean they are better.

>>83452239
it depens on which skill we're talking about, imo someone like nina would mogs anyone but mouse in singing
if we talk about being a very good twitch kind of streamer, I fully agree vshojo has extremely talented people

>>83452299
Multitalented, dedicated, good conversationalist, sense of humor. Oddly enough Fuwamoco check all of those boxes, even if they're too cocomelon for you.

>>83452386
I am not, you're the one arguing a + deserve or is equal to current Vshojo members given the resources.
Then let's go to the end of this. Name your + who's better than current members.

>>83452457
Fuwamoco is bottom of the barrel trash.

>>83452453
Interestingly enough, we have no idea if Nina even applied, let alone if she made it to round 2.

>>83452457
Literal infant is back

>>83452453
And why would Vshojo hire Nina when they already have mouse as you said? If she's inferior to a current member than she's just a waste of resource.

So, is anyone watching streams right now?

>>83452299
Fuwamoco get more people on their dono reading streams than every vshoujo "girl" combined and for a good reason. Numbers reflect the quality, no mater how hard it is to accept for you.

>>83452223
>Nyan
We have Mata, a real Russian
>Vei
We have Henya, a cuter hafu and NEET

>>83452507
so true fellow very real and authentic vshobro
in this thread we all believe this

>>83452544
I'm watching an indie karaoke stream

>>83452457
Are you fishing for replies for a catalog thread?

>>83452544
Im watching the Zenner

>>83452490
Nobody is better. Putting people past someone like that is subjective. The plusses provide different experiences than other members. Nobody is a zen, nobody is a mouse. They are their own thing there's no such thing as "better" in this sense. You are just trying to stir shit by pushing this better shit. Anyways the argument is in your field because I said nobody ever provides a good argument you just kicked the ball back because you are a washed up pussy with no good argument besides trying to say they suck.

you know what at least it isn't another mouse loop

>>83452544
Yes. Zen is being a cute dork, as usual. I love her very much.

>>83452544
Giri.

>>83452613
*vshoubrou

Guess the 3 bait threads a day weren't enough

>>83452537
which skill should vshojo acquire then? we already have yappers, a body comedy expert, an artist
personally I don't want a game focused girl, I'd watch a male fleshie to scratch that itch

>>83452648
based.

>>83452648
>The plusses provide different experiences than other members
Except they don't for the most.

>>83452628
us vkekjouou simps all HATE the based dogs

>>83452613
nta i dont think they're bottom of the barrel but i also dont get the hype other than the twin thing I tried watching the debut was so put off by their cranked up kayfabe i left after 10 minutes, it seems all their fans talk about is how gfe they are anyway

>>83452691
>Tell me you don't watch them and are just making shit up without telling me that exact thing.
You are arguing in bad faith. Again nobody's actually put up a good argument against the plusses.

>>83452527
Please don't summon him.

>>83452544
if zen pulled her tits out id be watching more

All vtubers indie and corporate are inferior to polish whore Vei who lies about finishing The Walking Dead

>>83452747
For what it's worth I have also always found them unwatchable. No shade on them, but definitely not for me.

>>83452747
you're sushipilled, just like I am
it all seems so very fake

Matarakan stream tonight. Hope you are all ready to feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

I am a vSHOUJOJO chad and I HATE FUWAMOCO Ch. hololive-EN

>>83452544
Saiiren just raided Zen and Zen said she misses Minecraft and wants to be back on this week. So Minecraft bros stay winning.

>>83452599
>Fuwamoco get more people on their dono reading streams than every vshoujo "girl" combined
>vshoujo
Not even the anon you were replying to but you can go back now.

>>83452537
I don't see any reason why Vshojo should have a cap on the number of singers it has. It's not like they're kicking out Froot now that she's getting into music production.

>>83452811
based sashimi

>>83452779
They don't have a good argument.

Submit to Hololive. Your lives will be better. Just accept that you'll never be on that high of a level.

>>83452457
I have tried multiple times to watch FWMC but i always get filtered.
They would probably grow 10x faster though if they went for the CookieswirlC audience

>>83452599
Saying this is funny when FWMC has dropped off pretty hard in the past couple months.
>>83452537
This is literally unironically one HUNDRED percent what Michi was saying about how Niji treated her. She wanted to get into singing there and do more music, but the company decided that because they already had stronger singers then it would be a waste of resources to promote her singing on top of that.

>>83452963
This but unironically.

>>83452819

Your +'s are average and don't deserve to be in Vshojo. They all got rejected from auditioning and you're here coping they will directly get invited. Fuck off back to /lig/ and take your mediocre leeches with you.

So how many people knocked on Zens stream yet?

Plus love.

>>83452963
Hololive and it's consequences have been a disaster for the digital landscape.

Except Nerissa because she's a cool gay with fat titties.

Any news about Snuffy being /in/ or is she keeping her cards close to her chest this time?

>>83452963
we have an ex-holo in the group and would-be holo who's begging to join along with a plethora of small ex-corpos praying to get past round one. We're past that level

>>83453078
Didn't even apply

>>83452544
yeah, im watching nina/ini/in

>>83453056
>Average
>NO ARGUMENT
You are really bad at this plus schizo. Did it take you that long to find that image combo?

>>83452963
Wait till we get Delta, Aqua and Senz

>>83453078
Far as I know it's unknown if she even applied.

>>83453056
Bake /vsj/ and fuck off there.

>>83453078
this time for sure coping

It feels like we're back in the stone age of Vshojo. Everyone is off doing their own thing or not streaming at all, Minecraft is dead again, no one has any projects in the works that we know of like Geega's game show... I hope some new members can reinvigorate the current ones cuz it kinda sucks ass right now.

>>83452963
hololive is so boring I would rather watch tv

>>83453056
you are the real leech sucking all the love and fun from this place you will never be loved and have friends like our vsj girls do

>>83453014

>Weird slop for literal children
>OMG IT'S SO CUTE AND GOOD
Zen is way too nice

>>83452544
I watching lumi collab because I have a hand fetish

>>83453112
>>83453132
I don't know why everyone is surprised at their fav + not getting /in/ when Snuffy didn't make it through the auditions last time?
It shows there's a precedent at least

>>83453196
It looks fun anon.

>>83453219
Yes, if you're 9 or 30 and female

Vshojo needs cunny
So much for an inclusive work space

Finally getting some non-Nintendo 3D platformers with this very bootleg Donkey Kong game. I like it.

>>83453128
Delta's a bigger menhers than any we've had, Aqua's being forced into retirement by her husband and we lost out on Senz to mythic.

>>83453120
Not a schizo, I'm just tired of your shenanigans. You're absolutely obnoxious with your cope. Move on or fuck off back to /lig/

>>83453187

>>83453304
You can't lose someone to a mailing list

>>83453304
lmao senz

>>83453196
platformers are the best

>>83453293
Senzawa soon

>>83453304
LMAO senz

>>83453304
>Delta's a bigger menhers than any we've had
I thought Michael cat is the queen of menheras.

>>83453151
this always happens. mouse can only play pretend friends with other members for so long before she fucks off to her real friends like vchiban and the fleshies. without her it only leaves zen pushing for any real unity and she has her own indie group she plays with more often. most of the rest either do mostly solo or are like mata and too busy for vshojo related things right now.

>>83453293
we had one cunny and it ended horrendously
never again

>>83453151
It's august anon, give them some fresh air before the busiest trimester

>>83453298
It looks really fun, and also probably like the only thing in this presentation I'm interested in

>>83453153
The only person who can unite Snuffy is Haruka. Dissappeared when needed the most

>>83453217
I don't think I have a fav +
still I'm a bit surprised for sushi, maybe they're really aiming for jp big shots
what if they have kson propose a roster like mel did back then? are we past that point?

>>83452795
shes gonna play wow today, just probably not on her channel

>>83453443
We just need one that isn't crazy.

Death Stranding but climbing? Looks interesting

>>83453473
Kson tweeted that she has no hands in this and is as in the dark as the fans.

>>83453078
Snuffy recently got scammed out of a lot of money and is streaming more to make up for it. It wouldn't surprise me if she applied in the hopes that Vshojo will bail her out.

>>83453323
You literally are a schizo. The plusses are plusses for a reason. You haven't given any good arguments and are just grand standing like a retard. Bake /vsj/ pussy.

>>83453304
only thing I know him for is that past relationship ending very poorly

>>83453500
let me see:
>shondo
>ex-idol talents
>senzawa (potentially)
>twisty
all cunny chuubas are mentally ill

>>83453304
>>83453350
>>83453405
Senz is cute, why do we hate him?

>>83453553
No one is arguing if the pluses are pluses.
>Bake /vsj/ pussy.
You just wanted to post this.

>>83453443
>>83453500
There's a sane one out there

>>83453526
I will never understand Death Stranding and its fans

plusses are really healthy for vshojo streaming environment

>>83453610
he's boring and bland imo

>>83453599
not all anon

>>83453619
>Move on for fuck off to /lig/
Did somebody get their own cope? Just mad because I picked a part your non argument and your giving up my lil spergy wergy baby.

>>83453610
>>83453579

>>83453496
Skippypoppin hate

>>83453441
It is getting depressing how often this happens. We will get a couple of months of unity from Mouse and then she drops them for collabs no one wants to see. The worst part is she tries to act like she is too busy when we've seen with Jurard that if she wants to collab she will make it happen pushing for it every week if needed. She isn't collabing with Vshojo because she doesn't want to.

>>83453619
LOL you are so retarded it hurts

>>83453688
>calling a literal basement dweller on internet her papa

>>83453681
poor dramafagbaby

>>83453721
collabing outside our bubble is literally mouse job

>>83453619
cope bake vsj

>>83453634
You suffer through horrible "gameplay" to see bits of what it actually supposed to be - a pretty cool movie. Cutscenes unironically kept me going throughout the whole game.

this sims clone is gonna be ass, i guarantee it

Geega should spilt me half

>>83453634
I like the cargo management and terrain navigating parts of Death Stranding. But I understand disliking the plot and all the Kojima-isms.

>The Sims but from someone who's not EA
Count me in

>>83453599
twisty is cute. mentally ill chuubas are hot

>>(You)
Fuck you.

Do not listen to cunnytards and their lies. If Idol taught me anything, it's that they are as psychotic and unhinged as their oshis.

>>83453721
i still find it funny that mouse dropped jurard for such a nothing drama and yet collabed with quackity after the huge qsmp thing. i guess even flesh males beat out vtuber males for mouse.

>>83453903
surprise me not

>>83453919
>out
*off

>>83453830
Koreans make hot girls at least.

>>83453690
>>83453743
>>83453792
All of this because your favourite mediocre streamer got rejected from Vshojo.

>>83453919
mouse probably dropped jurad because hololive and vshojo couldn't reach a favorable enough agreement or because their first collab was a flop, don't believe internet bullshit

>>83453889
Pinkcatfrench

>>83454012
also jurad not knowing who mouse was was very disrespectful imo

>>83454030

as someone who also wanted their plus oshi to join heres how i see it:
geega confirmed that vshojo is specifically looking for MULTI-talented members that are "goal oriented" aka want to use vshojo's resources to their full potential

with that criteria alone it eliminates the majority of "chill/comfy" streamers and pluses who's only selling point is having a mildly entertaining personality, sorry snuffy/cotton/sinder bros

but being good at only one thing is also not enough >>83453007 is funnily the opposite problem vshojo has, they dont want a member who ONLY good a singing, only good at games, etc unless its a specific niche that almost no other streamer has done bc those are a dime a dozen in the entertainment industry, sorry ninabros

bottom of the line is, when we have a literal would be holo member knocking on our door, vshojo's standards are no longer what they were when they first opened auditions, the finalists are expected to be next level

>>83453988
>Provides no arguments
>Haha I won
Get real man you are just a schizo. You haven't named any proof that the plusses are "mediocre" do you even watch streams? Zens being real funny right now.

Are video games actually trash or your standards have increased as an adult. I can't even play Borderlands 1 or 2 anymore

>>83454162
>haven't named any proof that the plusses are "mediocre"
They got rejected from Vshojo

>>83454155
>sinder
kek, are you well bro? she doesn't need vshojo. What's next? Sorry Assmanbald? bro get a grip

>>83453537
Will you help Snuffy pay off her debt?

>>83454155
Geega doesn't need vshojo. Meds

>>83454243
Who needs vshojo?

>>83452368
Ari, Froggy, Heavenly and Snuffy are arguably better than the lesser vsj memebers like Henya already.

>>83454345

>>83453903
No cunny, no loli, no shota.

We need fat ass hags, with big naturals.

>>83454155
I wish you're right and I also wish this perfect talent won't be another rushia

>>83454345

>>83454397
HINABOBINA WILL BE JOINING

>>83454345
Don't reply like that it's what the schizo wants. He wanted someone. No streamer is better don't be delusional. Different tastes from different people. I don't watch mouse but I still respect and like her her contents just not for me. That doesn't mean I put others above her.

>>83454155
You perfectly summarized it.

>>83454155
I hope you are right.

>>83454406

>>83453621
Honestly Nina is great. She'd be a great choice.

>>83453919
>>83454012
You are missing the most obvious difference: clout. Mouse needs Quackity and his friends especially since she wants to push out more into the latino community. Jurard has nothing to offer her beyond that one collab. Mouse can't afford to stop collabing with Quackity or she loses out on all her connections to non english speakers she got from Qsmp. She can't afford to lose Cellbit or Etoiles either. Why do you think she has started sucking up to the french so much?

>>83454397
We have plenty of those already

>>83454155
Who is actually "multi-talented" within the org already other than Mouse and Froot?

>>83454155
>Cotton
Lewdtuber and multi talent VA who could use the stability of an org that knows how to work with Lewdtubers

>Sinder
Try her newer songs, ASMR and she's a cosplayer who would love to join by her own admission on top of when she made her debut all of her inspirations were IN vshojo.

If you can't see past "comfy" you don't know what you are on.

>>83454500
kson

>>83454155
>vshojo's standards are no longer what they were
The last years hires were 3 nijis and a geega. The standards are not that high.

>>83454397
>We need [...] fat
agreed

This Gamescon presentation is so boring the thread has gone into retardation overdrive

>>83454258
count me /in/

>>83454215
Borderlands was just a ripoff plagiarized from a short movie. I played the first two. Everyone sounded like a sassy gay guy for some reason. The guns were fun though.

>>83454597
>sassy gay
stop being homophobic

>>83454597
have a gif

>>83454232
Where's your argument.

>>83454642
>stop being homophobic
stop being a fag

>>83454521
two great vtubers really, two great additions if we were 1-2 years ago, now I'm not so sure

>>83453634
Delivery is fun and unironically kind of addicting

It's entirely open and essentially it's up to you to puzzle and forge your own path through the terrain however you like. Heavier or misbalanced loads make things more complicated on top of navigating enemy areas.

It's good

>>83454397
100% agree more horny hags

>>83454717
Henya loves the Gays

>>83453537
details?

>>83454703
There's no argument. They got rejected. They will never be in the agency for a reason which is not good enough to be /in/. That's basically it.

>>83454729
Ignoring, of course, that the optimal strategy (cars and ziplines) breaks any puzzling or difficulty making it utterly mind-numbing.

Lmao this fucking emote.

Oh no she's going to start playing persona music again, isn't she?

>>83454796
Proof next thread I assume?

>>83454825
shh

Why does it feel like vtweeters have invaded the thread the last week

>>83454155
The only people i can think of that meet those criteria are either too big and business oriented to need Vshojo anyways (Shy/Doki), or they are too small and an unknown factor when it comes to interacting with a large audience (RaggyChiffon, Picky ch).

Kek Zen blasted that fucking toaster

>>83454782
she had a merch deal with a company going busted, so she lost that money

>>83454906
What is up with liggers and getting scammed?

>>83454906
Why do all the merch companies go under after a few months? I feel like you hear stories like this monthly

>>83454960
they lack legal assistance a company would have had

>>83454812
Driving over anything that isn't a road is a bit of a struggle though
And ziplines are pretty lategame
Didn't stop me from spending several hours establishing a zipline network across the continent

Only the most multitalented applicants will do. We need a member that can sing opera while riding a unicycle and spinning plates.

>>83454906
Was it the same one Bao was associated with?

>>83454567
>>83454500
yeah last year, vshojo got two big ex corpo and a popular lig to increase the company's exposure and it worked bc now they can afford to take chances on talent first applicants

>within the org already
there doesnt need to be bc things are just now changing, i wouldnt be surprised if the older members start parroting holo's "i wouldnt have made the cut if i applied today" phrase when the newbies debut

>>83454155
>geega confirmed that vshojo is specifically looking for MULTI-talented members that are "goal oriented" aka want to use vshojo's resources to their full potential
this coming from GTA andy is so fucking funny
if Geega tried to join vshojo in 2024 she would've been told no yet here she is telling others they need to have "talent" lmao

>>83454994
Logistics is a bitch.
Everyone thinks they can solve it but manufacturing, shipping and delivering things is a nightmare, especially to an international audience

>>83455092
dunno, but I think she wasn't the only one involved

>>83455092
That one was Bao and Amalee, i dunno about Snuffy's situation

If any of the pluses that got rejected got any remaining dignity and self-esteem they would quietly leave like Snuffy and Anny did.

>>83455119
She isn't wrong though. Why would Vshojo settle when they spent time and money to look for somebody special that can blow up with exposure?

>>83455119
I mean that's the point?
Hime and Haruka are MIA and some of the other girls get into autistic hyperfixations.
Having another Michi or two who can fill in the gaps when others aren't streaming would be nice

>>83455256
Maybe you should take your own advice and quietly leave back to /lig/

>>83455140
I wonder if all those companies were handling shipping out of their garage of it they had warehouses. I'm surprised there isn't someone buying up all their assets to increase their own capacity.

Drop the +.

what do you do when your oshi is in the wrong?

>>83455330
I am looking forward to the day where vshojo will have 15+ talents yet anons will still cling to the + just becasue they want to post their favorite ligger in here and not in /lig/

>>83455256
Too late +sperg, the minecraft server already reinforced their presence in the circle, I hope they collab more together.

>>83455330
>>83455386
see >>83453136

>>83455256
>If any of the pluses that got rejected have half a brain they'll work harder to get in next time

Zen LOVES cute games

>>83455449
Second verse, same as the first. Get new material.

>>83455386
There is no reason to drop the +

>>83455525
Literally signing up for the closed beta right now lmao

>>83455386
/lig/ barely has actual ligs as it is

>>83455321
Again, logistics.
Those assets would need to be shipped to your company which would be on you since you're buying out some bankrupt shitters.
It might be unironically more expensive than just getting your own stuff

so are you worried about Monkeypox?

What if after all this time and effort it ends up just being 1 nepo hire again LOL.

>>83455586
>>83455525
She will play it for 2-3 hours and never touch that game again lol

>>83455643
the mass orbiter rejections are already proving this wrong

i see that the + and auditions are the new bait. For the love of good, call them retard and move on

Mel live with ProZD in 30 seconds.

>>83455321
Merch splits are also strongly favorable to indies if aethel is a measurement he was getting 85%

>>83455703
I don't know that person and I hate him! stop lying Mel.

>>83455643
Be honest: who would complain if Aqua or Gura were picked up?
That's why i don't like Zen's statement, what if someone who's insanely talented and has a massive fanbase decided to join? Would they automatically be disqualified?

I hope the new members will be extremely racist.

>>83455776
Maybe this is more familiar

>>83455798
nyan just left anon

>>83455798
bat hates wypipo so i hope its her

Mel live on twitch for her collab with ProZD. After which she'll be watching her community birthday video.

>>83455797
NIGGA WE HAVE INVITES TOO HOLY FUCK ALL OF YOU IN THIS THREAD ARE FUCKING RETARDED

Thank you for listening to my spergout but holy shit you guys are stupid.

>>83455594
Hostile takeover.

>>83455864
>we
What do you do for Vshojo?

>>83455864
at least there is one anon in here that has some braincells...

>>83455797
Zen isn't friends with Aqua and Gura.

>>83455807
I don't know any Asians that don't do porn.

>>83455703
Gonna skip this one.

>>83455703
Holy, it's him.

im eating a kebab rn, its tasty

>>83453721
Honestly that's on you guys for having any expectation to begin with, i watch mouse for 4 years and the only consistency she has with collabs is connor. Even with vchiban wich she got really close especially candii she goes months without collabing with them at all, that's how mouse works. The only reason she doesn't collab even more with connor is because he is always busy and travelling.

>>83455864
Sushi, Ari, Heavenly, Mei /in/ through invites. The geega method. Only because they want the auditions to have hype, and hiring nepos through auditions won't do hype.

>>83455797
i doubt ex-corpo pickups are part of the audition process but if we do get any it'll be after the actual new debuts

https://streamily.com/projektmelody
Here's the link to the poster if you want it and some important info. The poster will be digitally signed so it won't have any custom names or messages on it.

>>83455923
Because Zen is Gura.

>>83456100
But I'm Gura?

I hope whoever joins actually streams. Like Michi, Mouse, and Zen hours.

>>83456186
That's unlikely. But getting someone who at least streams anywhere from Geega to Henya hours would be great.

>>83456076
what makes it different to having a random person fake her signature?

>>83456186
I think the expectation should just be streaming in general and not just Mia._.

>>83455980
Connor is also beholden to Mudan and his collabs with Mouse don't get numbers for youtube anymore. He's been pushing for more collabs with Ludwig and less long collabs with Mouse because of this. He was very against the nuzlocke because he doesn't want to waste content with Mouse.

>>83456272
I'm guessing by "digitally signed" they mean they'll just print the signature on the poster.

No one cares about Connor, please kill yourselves.

What is Zen eating?

>>83456253
Prior to ligma, Henya streamed nearly as much as those three.

>>83456382
Humans

>>83456279
Rose why do you keep calling out Kuro?

ProZD has arrived and Mel is an adorable bundle of nerves.

>>83456416
i still remember when she joined and just streamed every day for the entire month, good times

>>83456489
really? Pozzed is there with mel?

>borded of this timelooping
>check catalog
>thread about the phase concert going to shit
>someone there mentions a phase blacklist with video clip as proof
>play it bc bored
>skip around the video
>some random 1-2view starts seething about zen
>"ive confirmed with multiple vtubers shes a man"
my wife lives rent free in so many places kek

so is any vshojo (not +) joining the VTRP server?

>>83456551
any askers?

>>83456551

>>83456551
That green doxtard kiwiwhore? I see her reply to mouse sometimes
She once cried on stream because she read pcg live and they called her fat kek

>>83456487
I mean I didn't say his name it's an in general statement.

>>83456295
No really they have list of games to play they've been talking about recently, i'm glad he stood his ground in the pokemon nuzlocke because he don't want to play for 2 people. The problem connor is always busy traveling that's it, he owns ludwig a lot for always helping him with his shit so he wants to payback

[speaks in japanese]

>>83456858
TAKE THAT BACK BAKA

>>83456551
Well? Where's the proof?

>>83456858
うん

new thread
>>83456984
>>83456984
>>83456984

>>83457001
ねぇ、そうそうそう

>>83456636
nice

>>83455990
Holy cope

>>83456551

>>83456766
He almost did it with chained together too. He's been looking for more excuses to play with her less.

>>83453151
New members at best are a bandage that isn't fixing the problem. Many of the members seem like they lack motivation to try anything innovative. Zen is probably the only one trying to make it seem like a fun place to be. Geega, Mouse, Haruka, Mel and the rest have just seemed checked out the past year. Mouse really seems like shes grown jaded since her 2nd subathon.

Really I think they should add some hour goals they need to keep each month. There is no reason that only a few members stream more than 80hrs a month.

>>83458267
Kys

>>83458376
Sorry Geega I hope your GTARP is going well.