/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

This one

>>81846599
cute trinity

I love Ina!

I love Mori!

I love this doll!!

>>81846599
>>81846639
You now notice Ina is casually in the middle of taking a shit or piss

>>81846647
Hey, me too!

I'll show you a dark nut if you know what I mean, lmao

>chained together was easy
Ceci's reality is hers and she does with it as she wills!

>>81846599
I love it when people here still pretend myth has this cute unity

JWU, what was /hlgg/'s thoughts on Marine's new song being done by Toby Fox (again) and sounding a lot more like his classic homestuck stuff?

>>81846685
She's masturbating

sex with dolls

gg sex

I don't watch Ina, but what makes people say she's the smartest?

>>81846685
Oi, don't do that

My Ina!

>>81846711
I don’t care about JPs

CC reading too deep into the lore

>>81846715
People do that on the toilet? That's gross

>>81846711
pretty great!

>>81846744
This should explain it

Nice sleep schedule bae…

>>81846740

Wait...no more Ina...?

>>81846744
she is THE dandori master

>>81846810
towacock too good

>>81846773
Sometimes it's the only way to get privacy
Ina is just a degenerate and does it in front of her genmates

>>81846744
>graduated university
>able to network and market herself effectively to live off of her art skills
>had an actual job pre hololive
This puts her above a lot of girls.

>>81846744
she's like a geologist or something dopey like that

>>81846764
she really is a child

Bae a cute.

>>81846703
No need to pretend when less than twelve hours ago they were being super cute together.

>>81846703
Myth house is happening again soon.

>>81846869
She's gonna fuck Biboo?

>>81846874
LA+ and Biboo literally eat like children and order off the kids menu.

>>81846869
Has she ever talked about Geology onstream? That sounds interesting.

>>81846899
Take your meds

>>81846909
You sure Ina is staying at the same place? Remember she is staying there for like 6? months so she probally got a more permanent place like Bae did before her real move.

>>81846934

Towa is really trying to make sure there will be a base left standing tomorrow to take photos in

>>81846917
She already did

What did she mean by this?

>>81846934
Having met a couple of chibis and even dating one, seems to be more common that it seems

>>81846869
>I was a volcano autist my whole life
>try geology major in college
>couldn’t give two shit about the gorillion rocks and minerals unrelated to volcanoes
>flunk out cause almost nothing I was learning had anything to do with volcanoes
Oh well

>>81847018
explode

>>81846934
Laplus at least drinks and tells me she a grown woman. I'm still not convinced Biboo isn't an actual child.

>>81846889
Aqua!

Go to sleep to Towa taking care of the base
Wake up to Towa taking care of the base

Why doesn’t Biboo get more shit for killing the sweaty gamers chained together collab and then not even having the decency to reschedule it?

mental breakdowns everywhere

>>81847018
Spit

>I think it's time for multiplication
That's what Germans say for sex right?

>>81847061
>>81847091
Which one!?

>>81847018
My sister is like I think 4'10 or 4'9 and she only orders off the kids menu.

>>81846934
I wonder if Lui enjoys the fact Cover keeps hiring tiny girls who are more than happy to act like a surrogate child to her.

>>81847018
Explode.

CC is way too /here/, feel like she would vibe with outer wilds where half the game is reading old thread archives and figuring out what to do based off the info in the shitposts

>>81847018
>dating
>girlfriend
Anon. I'm so proud of what you've accomplished, what you've endured. That makes the rest of this even harder. Everyone will want to talk to you. Every youngster will look up to you. And want to emulate you. And then what? They'll want to leave. What happens to the board if we lose the best of a generation? What if we are the only safe place on this website? ...I can't take the chance of losing them. I've made a lot of tough decisions since I took this position. But none of them harder than this one. I'm sorry. You're a hero... and you have to leave.

>>81846862
I dropped out of college 4 times. Who is the holo most like me.

>>81847082
Biboo is cute
No one cares about sweaty gamers.

>>81847082
sweaty gamers feels like a forced group tbqh it feels so disjointed, not much was lost

>>81847129

>>81846934
it was really cute when she returned after a long hiatus and lui-nee made her hamburger steaks on stream

I know this is offtopic but please can anyone tell me how to download a "view only" video shared in google drive? Any extensions or app?

>>81847144
Mumei or Haachama

Lapsama my friend

>>81847144
Ame!

>>81846951
Watch streams

>>81846744
Botan is the smartest

>>81847144
Look at Mr. Moneybags over here, not having to join the army after the first time he dropped out.

>>81846675
could you post that one line art picture of her that i really like please

that teleportation noise reminds me of the monty on the run theme

>>81847128
Yeah, supposedly the stomach is around the size of your closed fist, right? makes sense eating from the kids menu since the portions tend to be tiny

>>81846934
>>81847177
>>81847184
these two knew each other before debut i'm pretty sure right?
it is a shame we very seldom get laplus playing games with the other hololive girls (outside valo) but it is what it is

>>81847198
there's no way moom is still in college right? it's just a convenient excuse at this point

>>81847184
>>81847177
Lui, Laplus isn't your real daughter...

>>81847299
She is still in college. Why would you think otherwise?

>>81846711
i like it

>>81846740
Would you a Gigi?

>>81847248
I owe the banks and the government lots of money now. I wish I enlisted 8 years ago.

>>81847197
Without options, best you can do is using OBS to record the video, its the caveman method some people use to make clips

Fauna.

>>81847340
She's been in college for 10 years by now (Council debuted 13 years ago)

>>81847197
maybe yt-dlp could work or something similar

>>81846978
Ina's planning on staying with Bae for a bit. The two of them already shared beds for a bit, but we also don't know how long Ina plans on bunking with Bae so it could be anywhere between a day, a month, or the entire time.

>he hasn't finished post-secondary schooling or a trades apprenticeship

>>81847297
They interacted before, but didn't really know each other. I do wish Laplus was on Youtuber more to collab with them since she's super fun in collabs. She likes what she likes though.

>>81847418
biboopits

>Ooo! That was a big one!
Thanks CC

>>81847418
>Got my welders
>Electrical apprenticeship done
>Then I went to med school

I actually hate that the advent 3D debuts are coming up because it mean other ENs won’t be able to stream at the same time

>>81847018
I've had two GFs in my life and they were both either as tall or taller than me (5'10" and 6'1" respectively). One day I want to date a midget.

>>81846909
myth house was a disappointment the first time, 2nd time won't change.

>>81847497
and that matters why?

>>81847418
dont know what you are saying but uhh yeah good luck getting scammed

>>81847416
Was that ever confirmed? Bae's place is fucking tiny.

>>81847497
this is bait

>>81847497
>Kiara will be forced to stream in JST evening rather than JST morning
Perfect

>>81847510
Less streams from ENs that are actually worth watching (not Advent)

>>81847519
>dont know what you are saying
yeah I know you wouldn't, dummy

>>81847525
No that guy made it up
Ina will almost certainly booty call Bae immediately though

>>81847497
i mean 2/5ths of myth don't stream and mumei is incredibly reliable in terms of streaming. So nothing will change.

>>81847418
I got my BSc in Biochemistry and during my time in the lab I also got my certification for Medical Coding so now I WFH making $29/hr

>>81847597
thanks Ame

>No good streams until Biboo anniversary karaoke

>>81846711
My thoughts were Marine is really a lot like Raden, not just in the obvious ways, but also in the fact that's she's the only person Cover ever hired from her interest area (in which she was a fan, not just a creator) and this performance was really showing it.
The new studio was worth it.

I had 3 burgs and a big bowl of homemade mac n cheese for lunch

>>81847283

wait I've seen this boss in Mario 64 before

>>81847654
Did you drink diet soda?

would any ENs (aside from IRyS, I know she did, bless her) play Nobeta?

>>81846909
No? Where are you even getting this from? Only Kiara and Ina are going to Japan since they have that world tour thingy. Plus Mori has her own place obviously

>>81847418
>Become male nurse
>People were literally throwing themselves at me to hire me since they need male nurses
Going into this field was a good idea

>>81847678
FuwaMoco did

>>81847579
Oh yeah for sure. I could see Ina staying at Mori's place for a bit. She has a decently large house with a guest room, but I bet Ina has her own place ready though.

Name one stream today that isn’t slop

>>81847370
>>81847412
Yea screen recording was my last option but thanks for the answers

>>81847678
Nobeta is unironically boring to play.
I REALLY wanted to like it because I adored the demo, but playing the full game felt like a slog for reasons I can't pin down and watching Holos play the game was a snoozefest.

We're in the homestretch now!
Are you excited? I am very excited to see Raden especially in 3D, and also Banchou dance

>>81847546
>anyone other than Advent
>worth watching
Lmao

she did it!

I wish CC became big inside of me

>>81847699
>a good idea
I mean...
There's a reason male nurses are kinda rare...
Good luck though, anon. You're gonna need it.

>>81847669
jesus christ

>>81847391

>>81847497
I hope Gura overlaps those shitters and puts them in their place

>>81847018
No but seriously explode.

wtf is that thing aki is flying? Is that a dino or a craft?

>>81847788

>>81847283
isn't it both of your fists put together? seems to make more sense, there's no way the portions I consume fit inside my fist

>>81847739
>>81847788
not now selenfag

>>81847788
She isn't allowed to.

>>81847739
>posts the most boring streamer in advent
Not really helping your arguemrnt

>>81847677
No just some beers

>Zelda is a shotacon

CC making fun of manlets

>>81847730
>for reasons I can't pin down
well i mean the game was more of a push for the loli art to begin with honestly, the game just felt kinda lacking

Anyer!

>>81847699
My buddy became a nurse and the same thing happened to him. Although he is a bit annoyed at the situation because he became one to help people and apparently he is mostly used for physical work that takes multiple female nurses and barely gets to do proper nurse work lmao.

ANYA RAID ANYA RAID

Wtf anya was streaming

Anyaaaaaaaaaaa

Stacked night

>>81847867
Only biboo respects sigma grindset short kings

>>81847738
>Gura had more subs couple of months after debut than Regloss has a year after
Oof. And that was back when Hololive was way less popular than it is now. How do you flop that bad? Is it because they don't have Hololive brand? Or is JP vtubing simply slowly dying?

>>81847738
Who?

if I pretend to be gay and lose some weight to twinkmaxx do you think Gigi will notice me

>>81847823
>there's no way the portions I consume fit inside my fist
NTA but it's less of a clenched fist and more like 'you're putting all four fingers onto your thumb' size.
That being said, the stomach is a lot like a vagina if you think about it: Both can stretch to accommodate larger amounts of mass and nobody wants to admit they stuff themselves with more than people expect.

>>81847788
Would be based, but Cover obviously wouldn’t let her

*Anya's your oshi*

>>81847901
what happened between shiori and nerissa...

>>81847738
i want to see lilika

What is Ceci's opinion on stuffs?

>>81847901
Stacked if you have low standards maybe

>>81847910

Wtf?

GO CC GO

CC and advent has saved EN

>>81847901
Adventrix and Justchads winning big.

>>81847930
that analogy has no right to work as well as it does.

>>81847901
im ready

CC is a funny gal

>>81847901
>not a single myth or promise stream
Nothing worth watching desu

>>81847901
Outer Wilds kino soon

>>81848012
Not true.
Older gens are still more popular.

>>81848042
this but unironically

The lawyers will be in touch miss Immergreen

Yooo she's crazy on that kazoo

>Advent's 1st anniversary
>kino offcollabs and proper Unity
>Myth's 4th anniversary
>probably going to play some kusoge for an hour while trying their hardest to pretend they want to be there
Yikes desu. Can we just graduate all gens except Advent since they're so mid af?

>>81846685
I was instead wondering where the shark tail went.

>>81847391
true

>>81847901
>karaoke anni
Ugh I’d much rather have a good zatsu

why does she always have a kazoo ready to use within reach?

>>81848092
not now selenfag

>>81848077
Kazoo duet when?

>>81847994
>>81848042
talking about standards when you oshi this thread

>>81848102

>>81848059
They dont stream lmao

>>81848092
Both suck.

>>81848133

>>81848130
>rubbertoe

>>81848077
honk honk to you too clown

>>81847730
Bad stage and dungeon design. There I said it.

>>81847901
I claim Ollie's sexy body for myself.

>>81848111
it's natural to have important objects close by

>Justchads

>>81848166
yeah that guy's a faggot but needed for context

>>81848130
Gigi plz

>>81848166
QRD?

>>81848156

>>81847826
>>81847946
Pretty sure a lot of girls overlapped homo 3D debuts. I don't think Cover cares. Even if they did they can't really do anything about it

>>81848092
i dont know if you post this garbage because you truly believe or because you think it's hilarious, but either way it's pathetic

>>81848139
They don't need to
Streaming is for level one runts
Level 100 mafia boss is busy with important projects.

>not a single JOP in Cecilias chat
why do they not like her?

>>81848092
Kek based. Myth is old and busted. They lost

>>81848130
God, I love when Holos act like lesbians, especially when they latch on to one particular member and refuse to let them go.
This is not ironic, I genuinely like it and want to see more stuff like Gurame and CCGG

Ototori belongs to be shafted like bloop

Nice thread, faggots.

>>81848233
Anya just raided

>>81847960
>>81847994
>>81848042
>I make a post showing I'm excited for streams
>Fags use it to shitpost with their usual retardation

>>81848059
how come fwmc will reach 1m before most of promise then

>>81847688
Ame and Gura are both going to Japan, everyone will be there to record the Myth 3D anniversary.

>>81848233
She’s kinda boring

>>81848130
Is this flirting?

Biboo anniversary number predictions? I'd say about 80-100kccv

>>81848233
its 5 in he fucking morning, ony JOPS up are the ones whos oshis are streaming.

>>81847699
Hope you enjoy working in healthcare, anon. I couldn't stomach it, too much suffering for me to tolerate.

>>81848233
>not a single JOP in Cecilias chat
Is this supposed to be a bad thing?

yabae
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpofC0Yz-RQ&t=19701

>>81848248
careful you might get banned for being too mean to them

>>81848257

>>81848248
there's nothing wrong with the first post

>>81848248
Hes right tho. Not stacked at all. Boring kusoges and superchat begging streams

>>81848248
>DUDE LOOK I'M SO HECKIN EXCITED FOR LE WHOLESOME BIG CHUNGUS STREAMERINOS THANKS FOR THE GOLD LE KINE STRANGER XDXDXDDDD
Not your hugbox, faggot.
Go back.

>>81848253
Because you proposed a faulty premise.

>>81848306
Nice moan Bae!

>>81848233
she doesn't have a cutesy voice like biboo or fauna or a sexy one like nerissa

FAUAN SEX

>>81848354
man you're throwing everything at the wall today

>>81848253
Farming dead shorts subs

>>81848354
not now selenfag

>>81848237
what part of this is lesbian?

>>81848354
You really aren't funny.

>>81848382
>FAUAN

>>81848354
Where do people like this come from?

>>81848393
Two women

>cc is streaming
>thread is shit
Like clockwork

>>81848324
You know I’m right. For en standards she isn’t boring but jp viewers have much higher standards so they only watch ens that can match

It's been a while since I got to post this. Otsukeris~

I think Shiori is the holo most like Dennis Reynolds

>>81847880
Female nurses are some of the bitchiest women in the world. Honestly can't blame them with the amount of awful nonsense they have to deal with in a day, you either harden yourself and take no shit or the job kills you.

>>81848306
Towa didn't want bae to share those moans publicly

>>81848415
/qa/

>>81848233
its fucking 5am and most are/were watching the ark streams

>>81848431

>>81848415
フィリピン

>>81848415
Manila

Today is Shiori humiliation ritual.
She couldn't even get 5k ccv for her anniversary, the rest of Advent will easily 10k+

>>81848306
Towa panicked because she didn't want the world to know what kind of noises she elicits out of the rat

>>81848450
top professions for shitheads of both sexes are cops and nurses

>>81848233
Wow, JOPs don't usually watch someone they can't understand at all
Big news right there
Also it's 5 in the fucking morning

Ceci's big plush

>>81848501
I knew that legalmindset was behind this all along

>>81848516
what's ccv?

>>81848445
Frank - Mori
Dee - Kiara
Charlie - Gura
Mac - Ame

Yup, I’m thinking today is a VOD catchup day, no good streams.

GIGI MENTION

>>81848554
CC's Vag

I'm watching Kiara's VOD and it's funny how whenever she's streaming at weird times she has EN girls showing up in her chat
Also, Takotori collab soon, Offcollab soon, KiaRyS SOON

>>81848294
All of my placements were in palliative care hospital that ended up hiring me You're suppose to switch us places, but all of the girls that ended up there needed switch not able to take it and I ended up switching in there every time.
Everyone here is nice.

>>81848581
>KiaRyS SOON
proof?

Server closed for today.
Time to sleep and dream about dinosaurs, giant robots and burgers.

TOUHOU MENTION

2HU mention

>>81848578
dolls don't have vaginas

THE 2HUS

>>81848610
feeling in my bones

sex with friend

Did they lose Chained Together perms again? Since that Bijou collab and Sametori collab seem to be cancelled

Is Nerissa doing a karaoke, or is the thumbnail just bait?

Ceci is very chatty about random stuff today

Is it just me or is youtube lagging real hard out of nowhere?

>>81848642
based

>>81848651
I'm random stuff

>>81848647
>Bait
>Stream title clearly implies chatting

>>81848425
>thread exists
>it's shit
all the time

>her

>>81848651
>today

>>81848354

>>81848662
t. pile of 2hu keychains

>>81848657
just you

>>81848569
Frank - Shiori
Dee - Nerissa
Charlie - Biboo
Mac - Mococo
Dennis - Fuwawa

>>81848621
>>81848623
>>81848632

So was ERB was not with them for the crane game and arcade adventures?

>>81848642
what could they even do together for a stream?

>>81848516
so why do phasebrowns hate Shiori? did that comment about being poop colored really set them off?

Sana may've left but she will never be forgotten
Sana love!
Day 693

I just had ice cream and I'm a grown man!

CC probably plays like 7 gacha

>>81848731
sex, the answer is always sex

>>81848727
eigo jozou

>>81848727
Isn't she in Britain?

Which Hololive member has the best Death Stranding playthrough? I want to watch it.

>>81848731
EDF EDF EDF EDF EDF EDF EDF EDF EDF EDF EDF EDF EDF EDF EDF EDF EDF EDF

>>81848306
how do you explain this

>>81848777
anya

>>81848727
I haven't heard CC told any Japan 's adventure story with ERB. Only RR and CC showed up

>>81848777
Unironically Anya.

>>81848777
Anya got retweeted by Guillermo Del Toro once

>>81848803
>>81848837
>>81848842
Thanks.

>>81848842
Del totoro and Kojimbo

>>81848581
just makes it sad that the exact opposite happens in her usual slot

>>81848306
That was an instantaneous reaction, they have definitely done this at home before.

Shiori suddenly announcing an offcollab with JP Stars during her anniversary stream would of be kino ngl.
Keep in mind that it took Kronii a year to start doing homocolabs and Ame 2 years. So it's never late to start

>>81848892
2 more years!

>>81848833 (me)
*RR and GG

>>81848860
Watch Anya and Pekora show up in death stranding 2

>>81848868
I miss watching Kiara's streams with Nerissa

So we've decided these are the Advent anniversary streams ranked?
Biboo >> Shiori > FWMC > Nerissa

>>81848306
Brats mind explaining why she did it

>>81848892
please learn english

>>81848892
her stream was yesterday

How many gacha do think CC plays, cause it sounds like she get's scrammed out of money a lot

>>81848959
Sounds about right unless Nerissa has some secret surprise which I doubt

>>81848972
They forgot they are live.. They normally do this in private.

>>81848957
it's been like 6 months ngl

>>81848892
ive really felt the urge to explain why this shitpost is dumb has little logic but, well its a shitpost and you dont really mean it so why would i bother

CC...

>>81848972
She forgot they were streaming for a moment

Ceci... your autism...

CC...

You guys do realized that you are watching women, right?

>>81849051
It wasn't even worth a reply, should've just ignored it

cc kek

Germans...

Professional gamer...

holy shit
GO CC GO

[Bad News]
CC is having an autistic melty

Otomos, holy fuck your oshi is really fucking autistic

what the fuck

Why is the thread so slow?

this CECI is ANGY!

I love CC so much

I haven't replied to shitposters for a whole day, I deserve your praises in the form of your oshi's butt

what the FUCK is going on

CC has been blessed by the gods of gambling

exponential growth

why do holos love gambling

>>81849098
Not gonna lie
I haven't watched a Holo stream in over a year
I'm only here because this is the fastest thread and people here respond to the dumbest shit.

She's rich!

Holy shit CC is rich!

Ceci knows when to hold 'em, and when to fold 'em

>>81849098
Delete this

wtf CC is cracked at gambling

????????

>>81849200
japanese company

holy fuck cc

>>81849193

Well, Cece just made a lot of people into compulsive gamblers just now.

>>81849203
What a sad life, find another hobby

Cc is kind of a spaz huh?

>>81849098
all holos are old men using voice changers

>number go up!
>serotonin
SOUNDPOST ANON ONEGAI

>>81849200
It's fun, I play 5 gacha's it's normal

The house...lost

what were the odds of CC just winning this much?

>>81849200
Gacha brainrot

>>81849203
You should watch Fauna. She'll change your mind about holos

minish cap my beloved

>>81849225
And it's only one of her numerous merits.

ERB...

>>81849298
about 1%.

I want to have sex with Cecilia Immergreen.

>>81849298
50-50 6 times in a row is 1.5625%

>>81849236
Saruei?

>>81849335
That's why the threads most of the day were pretty peaceful...

>>81849298
1.5% for 6 times in a row,
7 times a row (999 rupees) would be 0.78%

>>81849335
It wasn't an immigrant. He was born in UK.

ARK was literally a lifechanging experience for Bae
https://x.com/hakosbaelz/status/1818382202142605820
https://x.com/hakosbaelz/status/1818382202142605820

Goddamn the spelling bee generated so many memes and OC. Who knew a spelling bee could be that influential

>>81849366
She looked up the seed based on her ram

>>81849393
Thats so cringe. Ark is soulless

>>81849359
If you had sex with her would she wear a suit that gave her doll joins and made winding noises the whole time?

>>81846675
She's just so cute and sweet and kind and smart and cool and clever and creative and dorky and talented and pon and she loves her otomos just as much as she loves gambling and even though she's rich she thinks 300 rupees is too much for a boomerang and she can play the violin and the piano and she makes the cutest little noises and her humming is downright angelic and she comes up with the funniest skits like how she shrinks herself down and mirrors herself and she's a great collab partner for Justice and her senpais but especially with Gigi they're so cute together they should kiss and she probably smells really nice like freshly brewed tea or maybe mint and she's just the cutest sweetest best most adorable and perfect doll in the whole world and I love her so so much!!!!!!

>>81849298
50%. You either win or you lose.

>>81849393
So much for her improving sleep schedule

Waowa

>>81849396
I would plant my seed in her ram

>>81849393
no one cares

>>81849393
Was it really ark or was it her desire to please towa

>>81849423
I hope so!

>>81849478
It's hard to sleep with the towabanana in your ass

>>81849423
Would a woman be autistic enough to do this?

Kiara in around 16 hours

>>81849393
All nighter is code for sex btw

>>81849555
A german woman? It's possible

>>81849359
Gigi please focus on your upcoming stream

>>81849555
Getting jerked of like that would be so hot

>Shiori hates knife ears
>CC wishes she had knife ears
They aren't...

>i wish i was an elf
Unsubbed and reported.

So... What's up with Zelda's world?

>>81846675
>>81849424
Here here, dollfriends!

just german things

CC is brapping again

>>81849270

>>81849656
Hot she's just like me

BREAKING NEWS
CC JUST FARTED

are expensive chairs really worth it though

who the FUCK is shiggy

>>81849644
Brown Amazonian women owe me sex

>>81849555
>>81849423
>>81849587
>Person becomes so into being their avatar that they actual tattoo doll joins on their whole body to look like a doll at all times
See I can make this werid and not hot.

Bulbasaur and Shiggy???

>Vario

>>81849705
yeah if you sit on your ass all day

>>81849675
Wealth beyond measure, outlander

CC can't have sex with the other two girls... she's sad now...

>>81849708
German name for Squirtle

>>81849722
What’s the downside?

>>81849769
imagine being born without a penis, thats what cc feels, she doesnt even have balls either

How was Kronii's ring fit last night? I haven't been able to catch any of her streams for so long

>>81849675
Thank you, it's perfect!

>>81849705
i got one of those secretlab chairs and its pretty nice