/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>80429193
Very cute Maid

>>80429453
CROWKI THREAD

>>80429641

https://vxtwitter.com/gin_gin_gitsune/status/1811155436000686091 I love Gin's art.

>>80429980
same, gin's art it cute

>>80429980
EXTRA cute!

eppy hours, keep the thread comfy and read the op...

Divegrass anchor post. It's eepy hours after all, so why not?
Threadly reminder to vote in the roster poll if you haven't already. You've got until the end of the week (Sunday 23:59 UTC) to vote, after which we'll have to start looking into the player names, concepts, model ideas and everything else that goes into making a team.

https://cryptpad.fr/form/#/2/form/view/YpobXw6-8KjoHI0OiNiwUJvpcWQYHjoEzjkPnnxdHmo/

>>80433399
Dokikitty!

>>80429980
>no Magical Girl
Who is this? and what he did with Gin?

>>80429980
Very cute bounty hunter

>>80433399
kitty!

>>80397423
holy shit this is so hot

I'm really glad mint and doki have been collabing recently. I'd image mint fills in the empty hole in doki's chest

>>80437688
>mint fills in the empty hole
Mint doesn't have a penis, what are you talking about?

>>80437791
Not that anon but she has fingers

>>80437791
that's because she fills it up with this

>>80437791
>in doki's chest
>penis
What horrific stories have you been reading goon?

>>80438266
He's probably been in Orca's fanfiction library in the mc server

Orca please stop...

Love their art, but we should not continue promoting cringe lords, having a vagina It's not an exception, this is already tiring

>>80439811

>>80440235
Fr dude at times this looks like orcaxricenat instead of haha

LOL
LMAO
keep seething flipsie
nobody cares about you

>>80440398
>Fr
Zoomers should be shot.

>>80436510
HEY DOKI Stop killing corpos.

>>80440996
I have news for you, maybe Selen had mostly mature people, but now in Doki's time we have way more zoomers, I can see that in the chat and it hurts
don't engage

>>80441024
>"More corpos should take a chance on unconventional talents"
>"I was an unconventional talent, look good things turned out for me"
>Sisters interpret this as an ego trip
>ShojoShills assume this is a declaration of war
>"YAGOO SENT HER TO INFILTRATE ENEMY LINES AND SOW DISSENT AMONG THE PROLS"
Ah, yes, makes perfect sense.

Not even quality bait

honestly any past selen or doki drama bait thread always makes me laugh because I just see her as a fun person to playfully push but not push too much to make her angry if you know what i mean

SO WHAT'S YOU FAVORITE DOKI ART, THIS ONE IS ONE MY PERSONAL FAVORITE, HOW ABOUT YOU GOONS POST YOURS

>>80441829
Gonna be honest it has to be any of gin's magical girl Doki's they're the perfect amount of cute

>>80441829
Has to be this one. Feels soothing in a slight "I'm so glad she's still here" way.

>>80441829
As long as that art doesn't have a "drock" it's good art

>>80441182
>Sisters interpret this as an ego trip
it is kind of narcissistic for her to call herself a "hidden gem". not to mention that being a vtuber who doesn't really sing and has an unconventional voice isn't really a groundbreaking concept, just look at ame (who is and remains more successful/iconic than doki despite checking those same boxes around the same time)
basically I love doki but come on, let's not pretend she isn't having a bit of an ego trip here

>>80441998
Based
Death to all futa faggots enjoyers

>>80441829
This one is really good

>>80441829
Always been bad at picking favorites, but at the moment I like this one a lot. The purple feather and frosting, and "claw" nails are all cute callbacks, her aimbot eye being the one that's shut when she's laughing helps communicate that this is a casual, fun place to be, and I like the way D.A.D. looks here.

Also, memes and shipping aside I love seeing Doki and Mint together and I appreciate the cameo.

>ego trip
my friend, it's obvious that you don't know doki, she has always said that part of being a streamer is having a huge ego, it is even necessary

>>80437926
>Mint phasing through and filling out Doki's chest with her butt
holy shit I want someone to draw this now

>>80442820
again, ame is objectively a lot more successful/iconic than doki, and doesn't make these kinds of egotistical comments

numbers doesn't matter, doki is still right in what she said.

plus as smart as doki generally is about PR, she should probably know that writing long, egotistical posts on twitter isn't exactly good for business
I wonder if the original mr man has hung up the hat by now...

>>80441829

>>80442400
I don't know if it was intended that way. Maybe subtext just went over my head but I just read it as a general "take chances on people because they might turn out to be special" kinda deal. Just a broad feelgoodism.

>>80443039
and once again, doki admits to being a bigger numberfag than ame, despite being less successful by every metric she cares about. so she's objectively less successful, less iconic, and has more of an ego. personally liking her aside, it's just not a good look for doki if you compare the two

Wtf is barista simulator even btw?
Also stop engaging with bait

>>80443125
>I just read it as a general "take chances on people because they might turn out to be special" kinda deal
there's most definitely a subtext that she thinks she's somehow "special", despite admitting in streams that luck is a massive factor

>>80443172
From what I've seen, it's like that grocery sim she played a while back, the one where she became a box hoarder.

someone is butthurt
doki she never compared herself to ame.
now go away

GO MAKE YOUR OWN THREADS AND ARGUE THERE, THIS GENERAL IS STRICTLY ABOUT DOKI, NOT ABOUT NAME CALLING. NOW POST YOUR FAVORITE DOKI STREAM/MONENT SO FAR, NOW!!
https://www.youtube.com/live/A4-M4663o2Y

>>80443317
>doki she never compared herself to ame
she invited the comparison herself by saying she "didn't fit the box of what a vtuber is supposed to be at the time". which is wrong, because ame fits the same description but is more objectively successful than any of her personas

>>80443366
ENTER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9Pke9ykV2s&t=98s

>>80443366
I would love to see this same energy when anons are talking about other dragoons like orca
Go make a orca fan club
>Captcha is D4DY

I like Doki. I like Ami. Doki likes Ami. All is well. =)

>>80437688

>>80443366
Captcha: YRAT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JfuKXp5QTg

>>80443366
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4_bNiNM0kgg
The fact Doki had FOMO because she wasn't catholic is stupidly hilarious to me

Praise the Big Beautiful Doki Booba!

>>80443617
god that was such a good stream

>>80440235
I think If people want to post both of their art that's fine (even though I'm not into futa stuff.), but yeah posting about both of their random Twitter ramblings is kinda meh.

>>80442930
>objecively
Because she's in Hololive? Fuck off.

>>80441175
That's one of the reasons why I don't chat as much in prechat or the regular chat, anymore. I saw too many cringelords in the chat saying the most random things, and I was like "welp, there goes the comfy prechat that Selen used to have".

>>80441829
This is one of my favourites!

>>80444409
Honestly I just ignore the stream chat and talk in the general. Slower pace makes it a bit comfier and the running gags only last one or two days so they don't get stale the way >RPR DID THIS and >NESTICLES did

>>80439811

>>80441998
The "Drock" thing doesn't make sense anyway. It literally means "Dragon Dick", and Doki isn't even a Dragon, now. She's a human Anime Woman.

>>80437014
sexo

Snack time?

>>80444570
unfortunately, it's going to be the new normal. Doki wants to grow, and the fastest way to grow is to appeal to kids and teenagers...
I just hope they can either get filtered or fall in line after a while.

>>80442820
I disagree with that. You can be a big streamer and still keep your ego in check.

>>80443040
Idk. She doesn't mention him as much, anymore.

>>80444647
Call it the H.A.W.C. - the Human Anime Woman Cock. It's even somewhat bird themed.

>>80444698
Giving her tangerines!

>>80443125
Everyone will interpret in a different way. The way she wrote it makes it kinda come across as egotistical and a little narcissistic, when you look at it one way.

>>80444295

>Still going on about bullshit
why? are you SEA?

>>80444295

>>80444579
I mean please look at this shit
How can you not be a little embarrassed of yourself to be like that?
It's okay to make a joke once in a while, but when you base YOUR ENTIRE PERSONALITY on it, that's where you have to seek help.

I still don't understand how she can get lost in a room with only one exit sometimes...

>>80444972
Yes I know it's a copy-paste, but come on
Do better

>>80443366
Crowki is love, Crowki is LIFE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4-M4663o2Y

read the op seadudes

>>80444570
Are they still making those two overused "jokes" in the prechat?

>>80444301
Hololive aside, Ame has pioneered a lot more than Doki has in the EN vtuber space in general. Hell, Doki herself even admits to being heavily inspired by her and her content. So it's a bit disingenuous to pretend that Ame didn't exist with that tweet, considering that one could easily make the argument that Doki's content style is largely just derivative of a more iconic vtuber who found early success doing the same thing, but with more novel/original ideas thrown in the mix that Doki never really attempted.

>>80444927
>>80444955

>>80444647
Honestly yeah, just give her a normal one instead at least. Even if you go the bird angle, the vast majority of birds are the opposite of packing heat in the first place.

>>80444995
49% of her active brainpower is reserved for sweating in shooters. 49% is directed towards interacting with chat and collabs. That leaves only 2% for anything that isn't shooting or HAHA

>>80444972
Anon, I think orca's stuff is a bit excessive and twitter screencaps should be reduced /here/, but it's still a funny soundpost.
We really don't need to attack people directly, especially other dragoons. If they bug you, block them on twitter and use filters /here/.

>>80445160
they found a better option
https://files.catbox.moe/hu7pt5.jpg

>>80444736
Ugh, eww. She's making a huge mistake going after that crowd. Especially with the type of edgy humour she has. Those assholes would probably try to cancel her if she makes one joke that happens to be "out of line", according to them. Don't cater to them.

>>80444826
I'm not into futa. Doki doesn't even have a Dick.

>>80445173
I don't use X.
Go out of my way to use filters? I prefer to call you out and stop this bullshit here
Make a /orca/ split and fuck off with your Twitter screen caps or what she's up to in the Minecraft server

Off topic cease

Flipsie they will never love you like that

>>80445389(me)
this is for everyone going on about pointless bullshit and shitting up the thread

>SEAfag crying about thread culture again

>>80444972
I would say maybe keep the Orca posting to a minimum, unless she posts her art (because some people in the thread are into the futa stuff.) or unless she says something to Doki and actually gets a response from her.

So no comfy thread tonight?

>>80445389
You should post this whenever that anon is posting screenshot of orca's twitter
Fuck off you too janny wannabe

/POD/
POST
ONLY
DOKI

>>80445155

I think we should all be nice to each other and talk about why we like our oshi.

I like that she's very positive and driven. Seeing her work hard on so many projects motivates me to be more active and responsible.

>>80445630
I never saw this art... saved!

>>80445524
yeah, just go to bed and come back tomorrow. We got some announcements and a dokibar to look forwards to.

>>80443366
https://www.youtube.com/live/4ks8fRPaOVY?si=T541u7Jj9jJ4AfP3

>>80445458
Is not culture thread when it's about one fucking person you fucking retard, I've been here a lot longer than you
>>80445465
I agree with you, I love her art, but we don't need a daily update on how down bad that thing is

>>80445173
I think the screencaps should definitely be reduced. The art is fine (since a lot of Dragoons like the futa stuff.), but her random ramblings don't need to be posted all the time.

Always around seatime

>>80445630
She's not just driven. She's driving.

fun with dokilen....

>>80445524
like >>80445671 said, just avoid this thread until stream tomorrow, we've got a few tourists breaking the rules and clogging up the thread, it's just not worth being here at the moment

>>80445775
cute

>>80445630
I like her because she's innovative and charming, supports all of her friends no matter what, and has the most enjoyable streams of any vtuber I can think of.
My oshi is Ame, btw. Doki is more like a budget version

>>80445540

>>80445814

>>80445897
eppy...

>>80445540
>>80445886(me)
What about Selen?

Is Doki really a bird?

>>80447601
she's a tomato

>euro hours stream today
Life is good.

Wow that collab with 10jin really did just turn into a Podcast/Zatsu in that final hour, not complaining though...
Anyways, VOD done now bros!! See you all later for tonight's stream... >>TWO Announcements

>>80450075
see ya next stream goon

>>80450075
We comfy until the next stream!

>Two announcements before the announcement stream
The day she will have a normal week I will get worried I swear.

>>80443511
same

I bet that one of the two announcement will be about the waifu cup contest.

>>80451290
Probably

Expecting something apex related
Not her big tournament yet

What's the motivation behind that tweet? that was so uncalled for.

Woman moment
You wouldn't understand

>>80446954
This crow need boots...

Oh this is nice! An indie retro gamer I watch called Super Meche replied to one of Doki's Tweets, earlier!

https://x.com/im_mechecheche/status/1811318051473600872

>>80453651
cool

>>80445536
yeah it's weird to see why the one fan artist appears here so often

>>80450075
Doki said something like "Take off your pants now" which made me maga aroused in that stream so it's a Kino stream

>>80455697
>>80456080
sexo

>>80457386
>>80458627
Cute

>>80442400
fuck off vshojofag back to your shit general, too fragile to handle the harsh truth, what doki said is true.

Very organic

Ah, I see they've started again. What a sad life trying to incite fanbases against each other. I suppose there's nothing else going on in their lives, living in shacks next to a jungle - barely scraping by.

>>80459173
>Pic
kek

>>80459173
That was a sad day for geometry

>>80460179
Man, I miss Snuffy. More Roblox when?

>>80460251
probably never
snuffy collabed with doki early on to help her new persona but it was more of a favor than anything else, would be very surprised if we see any more collabs with snuffy or shylily this year

Doki the models....

>>80460532
The 3D models would be so useful for divegrass right about now...

>>80460251
Maybe in the future. Currently Doki is busy and the last I heard of Snuffy she was having problems with her ISP.

>>80460251
Snuffy has been having Internet issues and she wasn't in a good place mentally not so long ago so unfortunately we'll probably have to wait a while. Hopefully as soon as possible.

>>80460699
>>80460883
Why does so many american vtuber have periodically problems with Internet? Even my sorry european ass has has a very stable fiber connection for years now, and I don't live in a big capital city. Is the infrastructure really so messed up across the Atlantic?

>>80461141
american ISPs tend to lobby against cities building their own infrastructure, and then charge out the ass for worse service
t. used to work for a major American ISP

https://x.com/hinatsu_sd/status/1811403720263192947
Hina chibis!

>>80462183
Cute

Doki looks at (you)

>>80462183
Blessed Hina.

>>80462842
Adorable

>>80464965
LONGER

>>80465711

I wake up and enter the thread to see neckposting
I will take this as a good omen for the coming day

Waiting room is up!
https://www.youtube.com/live/bdTG3c103-c?si=59Cy3YjXHF7VwRXV

>>80467922
Nice

>>80467274
Have a great day, Doki!

>>80468109
The goon on the plate? Me

Just a few more hours...

It's been two days since I tried to get whitelisted on the server. If I can't get in by the time I get home from work today to fish and build a rail network I'm finding a new oshi (I won't).

>>80470518
goon...

>>80461141
american internet sucks. terrible service and very poor maintenance on top of slow speeds.
Only upside is no data caps.

>>80462183
>day 1
it's starting again!
>>80467776
sexxo

>>80471252
>Only upside is no data caps
that's on paper, the "unlimited" plans will actually cap you if you go above 1.2TB download or upload. very easy to rack up extra charges if you seed torrents

>>80461270
>lives in a city with muni fiber
>less than half the price of Comcast for symmetric gigabit with no data caps
>option to go to 10gig if I wanna go full retard
Yeah no wonder these corpo ghouls wanna ban that shit everywhere .

>>80467922
So, is this one of those spammed sim games like thief/gas/etc. sim or something specific?

>>80472379
Looks like it, the company also made 'BBQ Simulator' and 'Camping Simulator'. Should be a funny stream.

>>80473612
voidgoon...

It's been 5 days man....

>>80473968
You sure you got the ingame name rather than the account name? They can be different because microsoft decided to migrate the accounts from mojangs to their own.

>>80473968
literally voidgoon...

>>80472803
Unironically don’t know both, but I trust your judgement.

>>80461141
Because Europe realized “oh this fiber thing is kinda important, let’s spend public money to make sure coverage is good in cities” vs America that realized the same but every company is tribalfagging over who owns it and who should go with the project and mainentance.

>>80474143
yeah I posted my IGN

>>80473968
try to post again, they could've missed you

>>80445540

>>80467776
Who drew this?

>>80474812
Its lendivere

Jesus the catalog is just flooding. I wish the jannies would do gheir job for once in their shitty life.

>>80475671
Ignore that shit, if they come here just report and ignore, jannies may or may not do something but at least it will hide any retarded take or attempt to shit on this thread

>>80475671
Some of the jannies are the shitposters. The other day there was a bait thread up about Hololive. OP took a screenshot from their phone and didn't edit out the time - when anons pointed out that it was the current time in the Philippines and started making fun of him the thread was suddenly deleted. I don't believe for a second that a janny decided to suddenly take action on that one specific thread that wasn't even all that bad compared to most bait threads - it was a janny who then deleted it himself when he was made fun of. We need /vtg/ and a restriction on janny applications like /b/ and /pol/.

>>80475671
on that topic I do kind of hope doki's next manager does something to reign in her ego on twitter so we don't get a shitstorm like this again

>>80476115
What ego on Twitter?

>Be it inside AND outside the thread

>>80476244
Yep

Not 100% related, but I find it funny Orca is now a copypasta.

>>80476449
kek

>>80476236
Look at her most recent post, the long one. I think her intentions were good, pointing out that a lot of potentially great talents are undiscovered and worth it for agencies to take a gamble on, but the way she wrote it comes off as very egotistical and kind of ignores the fact that a lot of the Hololive Myth girls also didn't "fit in the box of what a vtuber was supposed to be at the time" despite supposedly being a fan of them.

>>80476528

See this is why you shouldn't bring up catalog drama, even mentioning that the catalog is going fast. Now we have a shitposter in here again.

>>80476557
Her wording could've been better, definitely, but no matter what that was going to get shitposted anyway and it's not like she said something wrong about indies tho

>>80476557
There's absolutely nothing egotistical about her recent post since all it is, is "I hope smaller Vtubers get the same opportunity I did"

>>80476728
Don't engage with the idiot

>>80476649
It wouldn't be a problem if reporting worked, but as someone else said, the jannies are very much a part of this. Just hide the posts.

Read the Op

>>80476798
Fair point

>>80476728
>There's absolutely nothing egotistical about her recent post
I mean, calling herself a "hidden gem" is kind of egotistical. She could have made the post a lot more general without needing to make it about herself, and probably should have just left the last part out completely.

>>80476557
Mate, there's nothing egotistical about saying you wish for smaller Vtubers to get success and recognition the same way you did.
Heck the way she's talked about herself there is pretty much the same she's always done, which is the exact opposite of egotistical...

Stop replying to bait holy shit

Just stop replying to it ffs

>>80477019
>>80477024
It's probably shitposters replying to each other. If not then the goons replying are too stupid to live and should be euthanised.

>>80476798
>>80477019
>>80477024
Yeah I made the reply before seeing that post, sorry!

Ignore dramafag shitposters and post cute Dokis.

>>80476449
Damn, maybe I'm doing something wrong in my life

>>80477384

>>80477636
Wdym?

>>80477797
I laughed at Orca and the likes but it seems she won in the end

>>80477384
I appreciate that this manages to be just below the uncanny valley line. It actually looks good and I feel like it shouldn't

>>80477910
Even if I agree that orcaposting should be reduced here, I can't help but envy just how fucking happy they are at life these days. They've been on a permanent high for like 8 months now. I can respect that.
Also their hot is cute, hot, and really entertaining.
https://files.catbox.moe/uec4wf.jpg

>>80478202
I want some more scuffed geoguessr goodness with them.

>>80478202
This is pretty much where I'm at. I don't care for Orca's obsessiveness or constant posting, I'm just living vicariously

>>80475191
Link please?

>>80478104
The artist made another one too.

>>80478449
Nta but here
https://x.com/Lendivere/status/1811340242290680283

>>80478202
Well I'm happy too when I see some juicy Dokimint art

If anything, i find Orca's constant spaghetti spilling and obsession towards Doki rather endearing, but i think if Orca and Doki actually interact directly in Xitter or the Minecraft server it would be worthy to post here, otherwise it shouldn't even be considered...

>>80478202
Orca is a she, Bro. She's a woman. Anyway, try to keep the Orcaposting to a minimum. We don't need to see everything she Tweets out.

>>80478705
Thanks, Bro!

>>80467776
>>80478705
SEEEEEEXXXXXX!!!

>>80478844
Her random Tweets get posted in the Bread a little too much, honestly.

>>80467776
SEXO

>>80462183
>CHIBI OF THE DAY
CHIBI OF THE DAY

Doki soon!

doki soon

Wait, does anyone have an art from the preview? I don't remember seeing it before

Doki... soon?
Selen when?

>>80480909
https://x.com/kanaria_tweets/status/1810317325780094983
it's not tagged is why

>>80481010
Ah ok, I saw it, just forgot. Thanks anyway!

While we wait, I have a scenario for you: Let's say that Doki forced you into one of her spare BH skinsuits and then trapped you in a barren room with Orca. How are you escaping the room alive?

>>80481279
there is no escape...

>>80478631
I like the other one because it's me, specifically, on her shoulder

>>80481279
I WILL fix her!

>>80481279
>ow are you escaping the room alive?
I am not...

>>80481279
I lay down and accept my fate

>>80481279
You know what the funny thing about the BH skinsuit is? It comes with a gun. Forgive me, Orca, for what I must do.

>>80478974
>Orca is a she
They/them actually
Anyway, Doki soon!

Doki SOON

>>80481279
Why would I want to escape?

>>80480925
>spoiler
>"I am still me, every memory and achievement I've earned is still me."
She never left.

>always late

What if one of the announcements is thet she's she's going back to Sandland for 100% completion?

She's doing an announcement about an announcement?

????

>Forgot to press start streaming
Lmao

NEW INTRO

ENTER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdTG3c103-c
>>80482217
NOOOOOO

Can anyone give me a QRD why the fucking catalogfags are having another meltdown? I'm in the work now and this seems manufactured and stupid. But I will side with her regardless.

https://www.youtube.com/live/bdTG3c103-c?si=l5ueJCkWyLBAOh9U

NEW INTRO DROPPED!

Starting Now!!
https://www.youtube.com/live/bdTG3c103-c

Yeehaw Doki my beloved...

LOOPING

NEW INTRO

We looping...

New intro is EXTRA CUTE

>Commissioned a new intro
>Commissioned another new intro

NEW INTRO IS REAL

>>80482291
Doki made a tweet encouraging 2views to not give up and try to apply to corpos, a retard is trying hard to push the narrative that it was targeted at vshojo, trowing shade at their nepohiring, no one is buying it.

D.A.D dancing looks so cute.

>80482473
>Drama monkey adding things that aren't apart of the tweet
Fuck off Doki is on

>>80482473
Read the OP

Knowing doki annd how much she loves money, how overpriced will the menu be?

>>80481642
Where does it say that? Her bio didn't mention anything like that, when I checked it a while ago.

>>80482473
Don't reply you stupid fuck.

Bros... this is a cryptominer...

Doki coffee...

Need Doki in only a Starbucks apron

she's so cute

Is the D.A.D toothless dance notification also new

bump limit...

>>80482674
NAUR

>Starbucks apron and cup
lmao Their food is nice but the coffee is shit.

But Doki, you ARE your boss now...

>>80482225

>>80482724

>>80482674
naur...

>>80482526
$25 for a single espresso.

>>80482664
I think it dropped around her birthday? so its been about a week or something.

That boss? Yeah, me. Make those drinks with 5 pumps of caramel and 2 pumps of mocha, wagie

>>80482614
There's a Selen one that Lendivere drew a while ago!

>She completely forgot about her tangent because of the crash
No...

>>80482867
DRAGON BRAIN HATE

is it normal woman behavior to just randomly cry?

whose got next bake?

>model crash
>game crash

We have time, the game is absolutely a CPU hogger.

>uncapped framerate unity game
>stays in the main menu
The more she lowers the graphics the worse it gets if she doesn't force vsync

>>80482973
Probably

>>80483054
Yep, that's why I never play those kusoges even if they are free

>>80482532
I lost handful of stream because of you.
https://x.com/0rcazone/status/1810479817076400348
https://x.com/0rcazone/status/1810610330688741813

Doki hyperfixates on Ape Lore so hard the game tries to kill her baka

>>80483122
It's usually fine, but vtubers have this tendency of staying in the main menu while they talk for minutes not realizing the game is running at 1500fps and using 100% of CPU

Did her fucking game just crash again?

I'm getting old...

>>80483162
Sex: Female
Gender: Bro

>Crash Simulator 2024

>>80483300
>staying in the main menu while they talk for minutes not realizing the game is running at 1500fps and using 100% of CPU
how the fuck is a major game engine this badly programmed?

>>80483334
You're getting older with every passing second. I'm sorry.

>>80481825
>I cheated termination, thanks to you. And thanks to you I've left my mark. You have too - you've written your own history. You're your own girl. I'm Doki, and you are too... No... She's the two of us. Together. Where we are today? We built it. This story - this "vtuber" - it's ours. We can change the world - and with it, the future. I am you, and you are me. Carry that with you, wherever you go. Thank you... my friend. From here on out, you're Dokibird.

>2010 was 14 years ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>2010 is boomer now
ZOOMERSHART HATE

2010 was not 14 years ago and I refuse to acknowledge time travellers like Doki telling me otherwise.

Halo 1....

>Halo is 20 years old
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

>missed new intro
FUCK

>>80483376
It's not the engine's fault that kusoge devs don't know what caps are desu

I was wondering why she went with Starbucks instead of Tim Horton, and then she went into rambling about the hipsters lmao
God I feel old hearing that word again

I shall bake again then

>>80483376
The engine isn't the cause, but the symptom. Unity is just used a lot by unexperienced devs.

>>80482986
I'll get it!

>>80483428
>>80483474
>>80483550

>>80483610(me)
Nvm you got it >>80483636

Is this a copy of Supermarket simulator? Kek

Doki is sweaty!

>She's already sweating

>Sweaty doki
Hot

>>80483736
I actually bought that game after Doki played it. I now know not to ever buy games like that ever again.

>wrote loser on cup
She knows the target audience of coffee shops too well

>>80483910

>BRAZIANL
wtf

>>80483910
12 years ago I was tricked into dropping $80 on Train Simulator by a Jesse Cox video. These games are never as fun IRL as they are when a paid entertainer is making them look good.

Doki please i've been waiting for my coffee for half an hour at this point...

>>80484062
My brother in christ that's not coffee any more it's just brown water with grits in it.

>>80484062
KEK

>canned coffee
Why must you hurt me that way, Doki...

Fuck i feel called out. There's an absolutely delicious coffee place near my work

>Isn't it like cooking?
>why would you need CLEAN FRESH BEANS in your coffee machine
Doki.
Doki no.
Doki wash your fucking pans.

I want to swallow all of doki's coffee!

Goth barista dokk

>>80484062
It's not about just getting coffee. It's about the experience!

Me?, I drink COLOMBIAN coffee on the city center

https://poal.me/rcfpoo
Very important poll

"Enhance the flavor" with the delicious taste of white mold.

>Earl Grey with vanilla extract
As a Brit who enjoys Earl Grey that sounds fucking disgusting. North Americans explain yourselves.

>tripplo
God fucking damnit, dev.

>>80484303
SEX WITH WAGIE SALOON

>>80484345
>>>>> unironic milk drinkers itt

>>80484401
Edwin is going to have a fucking heart attack

>>80484395
Is that clear enough?

>>80484474
My coffee is closer to a milkshake than coffee. Just as god intended

>>80484513
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>80484345
>>80484474
I WANT TO DRINK DOKI'S BREAST MILK GOD DAMN IT

>>80484395
Stop being such a stereotype, britgoon

>>80484345
But I don't drink coffee...

>>80484513
Based burgergoon. USA!

>>80484513
>wasting good tea
Truly something only NA savages would do.

>they leave if you aren't fast
oh so this is why it's stressful

>>80484513
The fuck's wrong with Yanks?

>>80484474
I drink coffee with milk AND sugar. Fuck your pretend tough guy nonsense

>>80484603
No TEA without LiberTEE!

Is it just me or that client looks like sleepy Joe?

>>80484513
USA USA USA USA USA!

I want Doki to put her Breast Milk in my coffee!

>>80484675
>sugar
eww, just steam the milk, it's already sweet enough

>10jin asking for decaf
lmao
>>80484803
BASED

kek she's super anxious