/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

RATE THE DORKPIRE
RATE THE YAP
RATE THE JONG

I saw the stream, tell your captain to hang in there

Majsoul Friends Room 30373(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=30373

>>80182689
3/4

/jong/ is reclining

>>80183227
Nah, they just hate me.

between the tourney and qb, people might have had enough jong for now

Well rip, Try again later I guess.

>>80182652
desu i was a bit distracted, glad she got ron'd into 4th place last game, brat should know her place

>>80182652
>RATE THE DORKPIRE
Cute/10 I hope she feels better so she can go back to the longer streams soon!
>RATE THE YAP
Women does enough talking for the entire community/10
>RATE THE JONG
Bratty hag deserves ron correciton.

SEX with LITTLE GIRLS

Tileman News
i'd go 8m even though it's 2shan

Tileman...

>>80185233
that's rough, ganbare tileman

>>80185233
Jesus christ his luck never improves.

I was reading something and missed the doragon room...

>>80185958
there was no doragon room, it didn't fill and he gave up

>>80186600
I didn't join because I'm quitting mahjong

>>80186626
captain...

>>80186626
can I have your Hat account?

>>80184979
I hate spots like this, I don't really want the bad iishanten from cutting 3s that likely ends up as just ton dora kanchan wait, don't want to kill my pair when I'm planning to pon ton, going back in shanten with 8m gives us the best chance at good value with a good wait open on 4p/ton/7s.

>>80184979
tsumogiri, lets me still draw another dora without cutting something next to the dora and gives me the widest tile acceptance

>>80187076
well I guess 4s will still deal into 56s ryanmen but I rather have acceptance for another 7s

>>80186752
the 3-9 in souzu also helps fix the lack of pair since we could get a sanmentan tenpai

>mikoanon really is dead
it's jongover...

>>80187482
Xapitan and Mikoanon are the same person

>>80187634
IT REALLY IS JONGOVER NOW. WE WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS.

don't die before me

Quit reading the thread Kubi...

>>80189029
SEX with MIKOANON before MIKOANON dies.

I fell asleep during kubi's stream and woke up to denpa being sad for some reason...

/beg/ here, is it better to start with wwyd-chan 2 or wwyd-chan 3?

>>80191869
idk i can't read i just clack tiles

>>80191869
WWYD 3 is the newfriend book

>>80191869

>>80192042
So the difficulty goes 1>2>3?

I accidentally joined a mjg room thinking it was a jong room.

>>80192848
pretty much

>>80192992
/mjg/ doesn't want you to know this, but you can just join their rooms too

>>80193121
Yeah but they are mean and dama'd twice. Though I'm pretty sure one of the dama's was from our dog.

>dog damas in friendlies now
What the fuck did your team do to you

post a room after league

>>80194178
I came.

>>80194266

>>>/vg/485136452
he's fucking dead...

>>80194736
>they beat me to the captain is dead OC
I hope they can take down Dealer Ex

my team can still make it if the nyaggers get shadowrealmed twice and we get double first..

I call dibs on his skin

>>80193680
the baggie started it

We need to enslave xapitan so that he never leaves us.

>>80196444
I know what you are

>>80196507

>>80196507
It isn't actually yuzu, you should click it.

local 1view is doing well in league at least

since /jong/ will disband once your team gets disqualified as per the contract says
let's play a friendly before you all go back to the /pcg/ shadows realm

Majsoul Friends Room 83880(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=83880

I demand more Yuzu.

>>80197159
My team's still on the telly.

>>80197159
I have to go to work

>>80197249
>>80197346
I'll give it 30 mins

>>80197159
Wait, it actually filled faster than expected, starting

>>80197159
Full, but not started...

missed it...

Test

>>80197892
B-

>>80197114
Apparently, my team didn't know I was from /jong/ until tonight.

My team hasn't called me out for my /jong/ association yet

9

I was gonna win...

>i coulda dropped the 5p and kept chun

>>80198766
I think a bunch of us slipped under the radar

>>80200977
you get what you deserve nonbeliever

>>80201499
A win?

>>80201548
Yes, exactly!

>>80197159
>ura 4

stop kanning

>>80201916
I regret nothing.

>missing a luckshitting yuzu room
thank god I have to to go work

MY DEALER ROUND YOU WHORE

>missed suuankou and kokushi in the same lobby

absolutely based discard

>>80197159
wj

>>80197159
well jonged

>>80197159
fun games, thanks for playing with me

>>80197159
WJ

I wish I had free time to do the OC idea I wanted to do for your team but alas I am living at work

>>80204296
Your idea

>>80204296
I kind of lost motivation to do any after the intro, I might still make something short for our captain's death even though another team already did

>>80204448
mikoanon sex vn

>>80204448
I was going to recreate the Persona 3 credits sequence with deal-ins from your games with the Hat Memories of You I made

>>80204541
Fuck, thats too good an idea for me to kitbash.

I miss xapitan… will we ever see xapitan again?

>>80204687
After our placement? Not a chance.

>>80204687
with a Xenia png, you can pretend to be xapitan any time you want

I'm the captain now

I don’t want fake xapitan erp. I want true xapitan erp.

I'm not good enough for you?

reminder that captain is a liker and therefore does enjoy erp despite his claims to the opposite

don't die...

fuck kaavi rabbit bitch kill a witch slut what a cunt i cant believe sensei allowed her to learn with ME what an insult kill a rabbit slut whore FIRE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL

>>80208435
great post

>>80208435
sanest Yuzu

>>80208435
Yuzu would never say this

Did he delete your discord yet

What if he doesn't come back from the gas station?

I'll cry

FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT

>>80209048
yeah and he removed me from friends

Alright I'm going to start coming here more and more. Hello /jong/

>>80209379
Skin color?

>>80209379
hello anon

>>80209379
how old are you?

>>80184979
8m

>>80209379
please fill out the application form

>>80209379
this thread is on it's way out, with the death of our captain the thread won't survive the night

>>80209441

>>80209603
>actually madlib'd it

>>80209603

>>80208435
>i cant believe sensei allowed her to learn with ME

>>80209603
You're approved! Welcome to /jong/!

>>80209603
Hey anon, this is your xylophone speaking.

>>80209801
>2
Show me xylophone-1

xenomorph haiku

>>80209863

Kanimiso is back to MJS and almost back to master
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m75tWIUBf8Y

SEX with MIKOANON and XAPITAN (deceased)

Stand aside, I'm a level 100 Necro

We’ve gone crazy and are now pretending a xylophone is our xapitan…

Bing bong bing ting bong tong bing bing bling ting blong tong ting

Pouring one out for your captain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XT59H5UF-n4

>>80211958
>buffcorrell
how could i have forgotten this man

>>80211698
Stop molesting xapitan, you dumb menhera slut!

xaptain sucks me off while i sleep

>>80212710
But pippa, you don’t have a penis…

>>80212984
>he doesn't know

I do know, I've seen the egg webm

>wake up
>captain is dead
>/jong/ is no more
Nyo...

I cant believe pippa sucked an egg up her pippenis

i can

Pippeggs

>>80214559
he died in a funny way at least

>>80215003

if you listen at night when it's quiet you can still hear his ghost gooning

>>80215003

>>80215003

https://files.catbox.moe/6t07xi.mp4
remember /jong/, dying is gay

>>80215087
captain was a liker after all

>>80215003
This pain is too much to bear

no...

It's over... We don't have a Xenia anymore

Who wants to wear the captains skin and lead /jong/ into the future?

>>80215484
Will I have to edit shadows and chairs to pictures?

>>80215523
You’re going to have to do even better shadows and character shadows to honor his memory and propagate his skills down the lineage of /jong/ captains

it's almost like he's still here with us...

>>80215572
While having access to Xenia's emote pool would be good, that sounds like too much effort.

I don’t want to go to sleep. Going to sleep would be like accepting that he is gone, in the past. While I am still awake, it is today and he is in the present; alive. I do not want to wake up in a world without him.

I'm back from the store, they didn't have ciggies. What did I miss?

When do all these tulpa's despawn?

I don't want to roll anymore I already bought Steve with faith, I can't be your Xenia

>>80215648
stay up until the AUS games to see if we manage to get last or not then

>>80215649
KILL HIM

>>80215649
he brought back craisins for me the last time he went to the store

Alright friends I bought some real tiles, who wants to come over and teach me fu

>>80216105
I don't know fu and I refuse to learn it

>>80216105
I just pretended to know fu because I knew none of you could call me out on it.

doko...

>>80184421
holy smoke she's RUINED

This is famous cat and furry's fault isn't it

>>80216421
None of this would have happened if famous cat never streamed…

>>80216421
How so?

>>80216330
Holy smoke
https://youtu.be/KuAfbxOTYSM

I don't watch qb

>>80216507
!?

>>80216421

>>80216822
Why did you do whatever you did

PLEASE COME BACK

What if he actually doesn't come back

What do you mean actually? He's dead fr.

This was his make a wish and you guys didn't let him make it to finals?

>>80217116
The games were rigged.

>>80217116
I tried to get him to finals

Give me his login I'll get him to Master 3

You would have won if you drafted me, just being in my presence grants you +4 LUK

>>80217495
Wake the fuck up, we're in mourning. No sleeping during the candlelight vigil.

>>80217582
I'm fasting, I'm going to bed.

Doragon killed him

He hates us

why do we fight

The hunter became the hunted.
Tasty.

>>80217982
it's like he never left...

Sorry I took a screenshot of another Xenia to make you look

I'm gonna bury him in the pet sematary

>>80217879
>Xanthopathy
He suddenly disappeared once league started I wonder who is his main

>>80218084

>>80218194
>not the squib

>>80218221
I don't have it...

That squib has too many frames of animation

>>80218298
that's not how you squib anon...

I had it saved; it was not my work

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQMiCNLnwEY
Have a crow in these dire times

I miss jongstalker uuuuuuuu

I think we should all queue ranked at the same time, maybe he'll revive himself...

i failed to do it while he was alive
but i will make some league OC in his memory

He's going to logon in 19 minutes

>>80220052
postmortem spasms

>>80220199
>names

>>80218194
this is also >names

being dead is kinda boring

I told you he'd come back with the smokes

Quiet, we're mourning.

>>80219663
ok this idea is going to take longer than i thought

>>80220521
You took too long, he's alive again. Just grinch it

>>80220657
damn he really needs to be dead for this to work properly

>>80220688
just post it, nobody will know that you know that he's alive

>>80220771
i've decided to make it involve more than initially planned so i'll finish it tomorrow as something has come up

>>80191547
I'm surprised you have this image saved

>>80220886
I kek'd at it so I saved it

I didn't want to go to semis anyway...

I'm going to semis

I have a semi

May I see it?

That's it for Dog's chances huh?

>>80222399
Yeah, only was for nyaggers to go double fourth and for us to go double first

>>80222433 only way was*

>>80222433
as not your captain speaking, I've hope you had a good time in league as well.

>>80222486
We did our best with someone who has less points than furry

And I didn't get shadowrealmed a single time

>>80222810
sovless

How does it feel to get ronned?

>>80223064
After my awful first game where I played too scared and had like a 40% deal in rate I had to get it down

Thread death approaches

Touristfag here, what happened to Xenia?
Why is she dead?
https://files.catbox.moe/6t07xi.mp4

>>80224652
Go watch the jonger's last game.

>>80224652
He was terminal

You say you loved captain but nobody posted about his tournament lobby dying...

>>80225324
It's there's one thing /jong/ should be familiar with by now it's things dying prematurely...

>>80225324
I didn't make this.

>>80225324
never seen this

>>80225496
yes you did

>>80225391
I only cum prematurely

>only 2 more games until regular league is over

>>80226555
it's just one game for the final session!

>>80226857
wait never mind I misread I'm dumb please disregard me

>>80226908
no

>return to work tomorrow
I'll miss you guys... don't let the thread die, okay?

I will let it die

>>80228138
nuh-uh-uh. Not on my watch.

>>80228138
I wont

Tourist here, I'm sorry about your captain, he was a cool guy and fun in friendlies

>>80230756
He isn't dead, he just went to the konbini.
Will be back any minute now. Any minute.

Please, come back.
It's dark and lonley.

I watched die hard 4 for the first time today with Watame.
The lack of the iconic tank top makes this a mid movie compared to the other ones.

>>80232641
Pippa, you fucking bitch! You killed xapitan! This is all your fault!

>>80232641
did it have cool water riddles at least

>>80233831
I-I thought it was my fault for streaming that one time!?

>>80233831
Pippa doesn't browse this general.

>>80234017
It’s always Pippa’s fault. You’re okay. Unless you’re also Pippa!

Jinjin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2_OhZtiWuk

Riichi City Friend Match714582(4-Player): https://www.mahjong-jp.com/resource/arouse.html?room_id=714582

>>80235971
3/4

What is the chance we can make Gigi play Mahjong?
Gigi would be a permanent Adept.
Raora would be an Expert
Liz would be an Adept, but get someone to boost her to Master.
Cecilia would be a Saint headed to Celestial.

>>80236793
I don't know who those people are.

>>80236847
New hollow life slop

I've just started playing mahjong a few days ago and I've got some questions

For Riichi is the monthly mascot the best deal for draws? I'm a poorfag so I'm going to playing f2p as much as possible but Celeste is one of my favourite characters from Danganronpa (even though Dangan wasn't the reason I started Riichi) so I'd love to get her.

And I've read some of the strategy guides but there is two things I'm wondering about:

1. When should you decide to open your hand? Figuring out when I have yaku is still something I'm working on so more often than not I always try to play concealed.

2. when you are declaring riichi what is the ideal type of tile to wait for? A tile that has 1 tile left, 2 tiles left, 3 tiles left or 4 tiles? And between honours, terminals and the rest what ones get discarded more often?

>>80237383
Can't say I know much about RC gacha.

1. Generally when you have 2+ doras and a yaku (tanyao, yakuhai). Or when calling would put you tenpai and you're tired of waiting. Or whenever you feel like pressing the button. If you aren't confident you'll be able to win, its better to not call.
2. The more the better. Mahjong is about tsumo. Aim to draw your winning tile. You can of course can have all manner of tricky waits, but the likelihood of a tile being discarded by another player is very dependent on the situation. You can tanki hell wait on a twice discarded guest wind of course, and whoever draws it is gonna deal in, but there's a good chance no one will draw it at all.

>>80237383
>For Riichi is the monthly mascot the best deal for draws?
Yes, though you get plenty of free tickets in the City, too.

>>80237383
>For Riichi is the monthly mascot the best deal for draws? I'm a poorfag so I'm going to playing f2p as much as possible but Celeste is one of my favourite characters from Danganronpa (even though Dangan wasn't the reason I started Riichi) so I'd love to get her.

Yes, the f2p tickets and the monthly mascot are the best deal long-term, but in order to get a specific character in a limited time, you'd probably need to whale. See if you can get her for free though.

>When should you decide to open your hand?
For a beginner, open hand only by ponning yakuhai pairs, or if you're sure you'll have tanyao. Tanyao and yakuhai pairs are your basic open hand yakus. Then as you get more advanced, try to go for honitsu only when you at least have 4 honitsu blocks.
Do NOT force toitoi.
>2. when you are declaring riichi what is the ideal type of tile to wait for?
For a beginner, choose the wait that gives you the most tiles. Honors and terminals get discarded more often than middle tiles, but you generally shouldn't, for example, choose a 2 tile honor wait over an 8 tile ryanmen wait. If you must, count honors as 1.5 tiles when deciding on waits.

>>80237713
>>80237779
>>80238174
Alright thanks for the help.

>>80237383
Read RB1. That's really all you have to do to get out of beginner hell.

>>80235971
well jonged!

>>80235971
well jonged

>>80235971
wj!

>>80235971
well, jonged...

Wj

Captain when are you taking us to chuck e cheese?

>>80241179
he's dead anon, there will be no chuck e cheese

yeah it's under new management
sneed o' sneeze

Captain would still be alive if famous cat hadn’t dama’d me in friendlies 9 months ago

>>80241795
A vacuous truth! Captain is very much alive!

>>80242201
If he's alive then why didn't my s4 yakuman deal in an hour ago get streamed

>>80242342
Maybe you should take this as a sign to go live

So, when’s the funeral for xapitan?

>>80243734
it was yesterday he's back now

>>80243840
How do we know xapitan is actually alive and it’s not some anon skinwalking as him?

I'm going to buy another tenga.

Perhaps we can use captains tengas to clone him

>>80244546
If he doesn't wash them there may still be DNA in there someone call CSI

Is this what you wanted, xapitan?? Anons are crazy and want to clone you using samples from your tenga (whatever that is). Why did you have to die, xapitan??

>>80244807
>(whatever that is)
femanon...

Femanon is my tenga

>>80244807
>whatever that is
Jellyjonger...

Soon this thread, the last thread captain was alive for, will end. I can't take it...

I'm glad captain is dead, his bad luck was starting to rub off on me.

Jong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BE3Iv12LTdE

>>80246194
OP image located just in time

>>80246756
thanks for volunteering to bake

With the captain dead nobody can shut down the discord! We'll be together forever!

bread
>>80249847