/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

˙siɥʇ puiɥǝq ǝɹɐ suoʇɐɐɥ ǝɥʇ ʇǝq I

Haatons did 8/10.

ohh sex

Big Plans

happy thoughts happy thoughts happy thoughts ḧ̴̺a̴̬̽ṗ̴̦p̴̣͊y̸͉̏ ̷̹͊t̸̻̍h̸̳͛o̴̥͌ǔ̸̜g̵̦͌h̸̠t̴͙͒s̵̽͜ h̷̹͠â̶̧͖̖p̶̳̬̄̃͠p̴̠̼̤͗ỷ̷̨̻͚̊ ̸̨̗̖͆t̴̘̻̚h̵͙̖̜͑͌o̵̤͒u̷͕͇͂͊͋g̴̙̔ͅh̵̖̙́̎͌t̶̮̀͗s̶̿͒͘͜ ȟ̶̨͇̤̭̦ą̶̦͈̱͖̰̆̍̋͘p̸̤̞̪͉̦̺̫̽̈́̿̒͊̀̓p̷̟̰̣̫̓y̸̺̩͎̜͛ ̴̧͚͕̭͓̯͑̂̚t̸̢̛̬͓̦͊͑͘͜ḧ̶̪̗͍̯̎̒͒ͅö̴̟̪͚́u̵͎̬͙͎̾̚ǧ̸̢̡͙̫͇͓̄͒̉̈̀͘h̵̼͈͕̽̀̉́̀́t̵̤̜̤̼̒s̸̱̓͆̏̍


H̴̼͓͇͍̖̯͖̖̃̇̎́̆̌͂͑͌̉͐͗̏̑̃̓̊͝͠A̶̻͓͂̓́̊̈͑͒̊̽̀̈̈̂͐͆́̀̓̎̈́̾́̈̕͝P̶͖̯̀͗̓̒̈́̎͝P̸̹̬̂̄̽͛̀̆̈͂́̂̌̈́̔̏͆͌̃͗͘͝͠Y̵̢̧̟̠̻̹̯͉̱̬͕̌̎̆̽͗̓̇͂͌̔͋̄̍͋͛͘͘͘͝͝ͅ ̸̢̨̨̛̤̘͍͉͖͓̠̦͉͎̙̫̺̳̳̠͇̦̭͓̓͂̂̓́̊͋́͊̆̋̓́̐̆̌̀͆̈́͐̓̕͠ͅŢ̶̧̢̛͍̪͖̳̬͉̦͚̻̥̜̗͇̙̦̞͔̈́͋̉́̃̎̎͛̋͘̚͜Ȟ̸͈̭̮̟̔̍͌͛͑̍͑͊̒̕Ö̷͈̺͉̟̰͚̣́̃͜ͅÚ̶̧̧̧̳̞̹̮͎̞̫̱̟̋̋̋̀̑̉̄̉̃̈́̉͝ͅG̴͔͑́͒́̌Ḧ̸̡̢̡̫̻̙̝̬̯̦̘̹̩͉́͐͗̒̄̿ͅṰ̷̢͈̟̹̂͆̑̏̑͂̈́̽̕S̸͈͖̘̙̺͎͍͚̐́͐̄͘ Ĥ̸̛͔͍̣̓̈́̐͐̐͂̿͑̃̎̿͊͊̃̉͋̎̾̃̕͝͝͠A̶̢̛͖͔͓̤̞͈͈͓̖̯̹̳̓̉̄́͗̉̋̄̓͋́̚̕͘̕̕ͅṖ̷̡̨̤͙̦͈̠̝͓̼̰̥̣͓͉̜̮̣͎̙̞̗̼̤̭̳̱̆͝P̶̢̨̙̺̣͔̳̫̥̥̻͇̭̟̙͙̍̏̋̔̎͌̾͗͒͜Y̸̧̢̦̟͎͈̩̤̹͓̝͔̪̤̫͔̫͚̗̭͕̤͖̥̝͎̭͖̋̊́̿̊͛̃̂͒̋͗͛́̀̉̆͘͜͝͠͝ ̷̨̧̛͇̩͇̹͕̠̮͔͚̺̬͗̀̀̎͒̓͐͛͗̒͝͠T̴̛̺͓̺̟͂͒̔̽̊̂͗̓̈̎̈́͊͌̐͒́̽͊̐̐͆͗̔̎̓̄̌͑͑̕H̴̡̡̩̫̙͖̙̱̰̖̱͈̭̟̘͓̰̤̺̏͛̽̿͋̈̈́̽̈́̑̆͊̍͘̕͜͝ͅǪ̵̹͓̦̣̳̣̫̜̳̯͎̘̼̭͚̬̻̳̫͓̱͕͈̺̤̱̿̾́̍̊̚͜͜ͅƯ̵̧̡̠̻̖̮͖͕̝̼̬̮͔̣̘̦̰͖̺͔͉̙̭͋̔́̽́́̉́͛̌̓̃̀̑́̀̃̍̈̆̓̎̚̕͘̚͜͠͠ͅͅͅͅG̸̢̢̱̜̞͖͙͖͕̰͚̮̳͙̝̩̤͙͇͖̭̦̗͍̪͍͖̼̟̔̈́͛̾͒́͂̈͌͊̆̐̑̔̏̐̌̓͆̉̈́́̉̚̚̚͠H̵̢̢̻͇̖͕̰̭͔̘̗̬̠͕̼̥̭̳̙͊̿́̍̌͒́͑͂̚͘͠͝͝ͅT̶̨͉͔́̆̑͗͆̋̑͌̈́̓̔̊͗́̀͆̏͊S̸̰̳̬͍̗̰͙̖͒͋̾̆̓̽̇̍̈́́̋͠͝

> "Stagnating air is common foreshadowing that something terrible is about to happen..."

Uhhhh

>>7731543
>holocoin
>actually uses Horo
b-based?

I'm starting to think buying Towa wasn't such a good idea.

>>7731657
> he isn't lselling everything
NGMI

>>7731657
>buying a coin the day after she moons.
Anon, there is no cure for this kind of illness.

Windows updated and decided my comuter should turn off after 30 minutes of inactivity, I missed a whole night and now I'm financially ruined

I have autotrader set to buy 60 of everything, clocks in at a cool 18.4m

>>7731749
anonchama??? what are you doing?

>>7731749
ANON WHAT ARE YOU DOING???

>>7731749
>Buying
You should be holding or liquidating right now. Buying is completely retarded.

BEWARE THE HAATON-5

BEWARE THE HAATON-5

BEWARE THE HAATON-5

BEWARE THE HAATON-5

B̵̧̛̬͍̖̖̪̪͌͌̂͜Ě̴̛̮͉͎̾̏͠W̵̨̨̡̺̭̳̫͉͉̖̗̘̦̔̽̌́̓̇̊̿̆̂́̈̋̓̊͘͠A̸̢͈̮̘̭̯͍̹͙̫̩͉̒͆R̸̦̟͉̹͂͌̃́̄̐͑͊̇̿̓̏̒̚͠Ę̸̤̝̳̣̼͔̜͖̳̾̋̒̽̈͜͜͠ ̵̈̒́̈́̎͜ͅȚ̴̡̨̛̛͉̫̈́͊̈́̎͗͗̃̄̾̀̿͘̕͘ͅH̴̡̛̠͖̱̯̗͉̪̮̟͙͍͚̭̃̍̀́̑̔̽̎̋͐́̕̕Ȩ̶̨̥̙̳̖̱̰͕̘̬̟̮̈́̒̆͑̑̿̒͌͐́͛̏̓̑͘̚ͅ ̸͍͍̀̈̎̌́͐̇̈́͑̆͑̚͝H̷̢̡̻̼̭͙̮̹͍͉͕̤̙͚͚̺͗̈́̐͆Ȁ̸͓͈̯͇̮̄̐̊̑͆͛́̐ͅͅA̴̢̛͕̻͈̻̻͈̹̝̜̘̗̺̬͑̏̾͆̏̓̔̿̈́̋̀̔͘̚̚͜͜͠ͅT̸̫̘̖̯̱͓̪̪̞̯͎̭̦̘̑ͅÓ̸̧̧̢͔̺̱̹̼̤͉͈̣͓̫̼̼́͋̓͌̋̓͆̽̚N̷̳̝̣̘͛̃͂̍͋̉̂̈́̚-̸̨͙͙̍̈́͗̐͗̄̾̔̽͌̋̌̓̽͝͝5̵͚͙̩̫͔͙̗͔̰̠̆́̀̂̊̈̚
̸̨̪̟͇̰͎̜̗̱͕̱̻̜͈̖̑̂̓͑̈́͂̿͑̈́̊̑̋̀̋̉

Damn I love a good boggening. It's when /nasfaqg/ gets off their asses and makes good content.
That shit keeps me alive and tied to this mortal coil.

>>7731769
>>7731815
>>7731822
Obviously I haven't turned it on yet

>>7731870
You scared me there, bro.
Don't do that. We got anons with heart problems in these threads.

my kneecaps were destroyed by the haaton 5

the haaton 5 stole my bike

The haaton-5 posted the dickpics not the hoshiyomi

>>7731710
let's all throw together for a bus ticket

Guys.. I didn't read the thread today and now i'm scared.
What should I do ?
Pic related, it's my wallet right now.

>>7731824

Your last chance to sell Shion

>>7732041
Sell 11 of everything between now and adjustment then hold onto your butt

Hello everybody
I'm the investigator that was assigned the haaton-5 case, if you have any helpful information regarding the please tell me

>had to sell my ina
>too disgusted with myself to jack off
I'm gonna kms

>>7732041
1k marine, i lost the oshiboard...

>>7732041
a-a-abayo

>>7732075
Post your badge

>>7731870
are you sure about that?

>Selling everything but 300 of my oshi
Are you staying loyal in these trying times anon?

>>7732041
HAATON !!
$70 000 000 total worth
only hidden wallet with that much money are konnui and hitler, both are on the oshiboard.

>>7732134
>>7732118
Stop falling for obvious Haaton baits

>>7732075
I have footage of the incident!

>>7732041
You're dying hard that you'll want to do a graduation stream

>>7732041
If you dont post your profile right after adjustment I'm gonna be fuckin pissed

>>7732041
just suck it up and buy more you filthy, wallet-hiding whore, you know this already, enjoy the lower mpp. as if you don't have any more liquid ALREADY. or...?

what happens if numbers get updated at 9am? WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS THEN!?!?!

>>7732484
it won't count until next adjustment, that's about it. Here, you might need this.

>>7732075
the haatons are grooming me me

>>7732041
We both gonna die aren't we ?

>>7732654
at least your pi or laptop or whatever can enjoy the vacation today

>>7732654
we posting war-funds?
>>7732041
those moricoin might even come in handy, depending on your dice-roll on luck

I sold everything but my oshi. How fucked am I?

>>7731972
This took too long.
>>7732075

>>7732484
>>7732549
It purely depends on when the scrapper activates. I don't remember devchama ever mentioning when it does activate.

>>7732847
konnui...

>>7732847
do not listen to these fools. Your oshi will be on discount most likely, use that, buy everything else strategically. It'll be like any other day, we have so much fucking liquid to prop up the market that it'll all go back to where it came from in the span of a day. Except high-volume coins, those might need a while.

Jester wins

>>7732869
honk and the devchamas have heavily implied that the scraper kicks in at HOUR NINETEEN. That said, if there's nothing to scrape it's all fucked.

>>7732937
He fucking KNEW it. The Boggening never ended for him, and today he earns the sweet fruit of his disbelief. I wouldn't be surprised if he saves this thread later, framing some of the posts for bad days.

>>7732324
>>7732852
Thank you all for the useful informations!
>>7732578
Oh what a terrible thing, why don't you come with me?

>>7732654
>>7732041
BOG THE RICH

I think the occasion calls for a special edition of the News Hour and Market Report. Should it be generated right at adjustment? More frequently than that? With or without the extended history (8 days now) that's currently visible in the latest edition? >>7717494
>I'm thinking a "fresh" copy at 9:05 AM that has only whatever the usual amount of shown history is 24 hours? and then a regular edition again tonight during the News Hour.
>>7733015
Nope. It kicks in later than that.
>subticks after THE NINETEENTH HOUR but before adjustment are still included
>there was one day some Holo (Suisei? Miko? I think it was Miko) had an extremely minor second view tick well after HOUR NINETEEN. NASFAQ counted it.
>Mori no longer has extreme bog days unless the API itself was delayed in reporting her views

>>7733059
focus on buying fucking everything, we all see the graphs going down and up again. Then again, might be a nice meme later to see the whole fucking market bog.

>>7733029
Oh I also forgot to say that there is at least 3 coins that won't go down according to my investigations

>>7733096
>everything
Ahhh... yeah, about that, I highly doubt that some coins even will go up after.

Are you guys ready?

>>7733149
oh we all know this fat ass is bog-proof and a certain miko has way too good averages, last one's peckers then?
>>7733174
have you SEEN the investments in this bitch? either people believe there will be a last video warning people that memberships will now be off, or they're banking on some best off at anniversary or whatever

I NEED THE FUCKING NUMBERS SUSAN GIVE ME THE FUCKING NUMBERS THE FUCKING NUMBERS GIVE THEM TO ME SUSAN GIVE ME THE NUMBERS RIGHT FUCKING NOW SUSAN GIVE ME THE NUMBERS GIVE ME THE NUMBERS SUSAN FUCK

>>7733227
susan you nigger cunt you will keep those numbers and keep 'em all week, I'll call you when the liquid is spent.

>>7733096
A single missed cycle is worth it to bring you the breaking story. But yeah, having a full screen view of the entire fucking market going red will be hilarious. Now we won't have to joke about Black Tuesday (1929) because we'll have a real NASFAQ Black Tuesday to remember instead!
>>7733149
Fake and gay. Tell us so we can point and laugh at you later for being wrong or throw kneel.png at you ad infinitum for being right.
>>7733227
Get in the fucking honkbot.

Speaking of Black Tuesday had to double check the year why the fuck is Bing stuck in Japanese now? I see that I can easily click the message in the top right to make it English again, but
>not in Japan
>not connected to a Japanese VPN, and haven't in weeks
>dindu nuffin to make it think it should return nihongo results
Is my fucking search engine trying to tell me to do my reps?

>>7733259
He's probably talking about anya, pochi, and ayamy.

>>7733259
maybe even you'll get to see one when even a certain marvellous fat ass gets a bit of red, you missed that shit all boggening. that also brings me to believe she'll be just fine. Autotrader is still on 300 I need those fat asses in my portfolio YESTERDAY GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

>>7733259
Not him but I assume he's referring to Anya, Pochi, and Ayamy. All 3 have barely any views to lose, and are very likely to crab instead of dive.

>>7733317
you're probably right. I WILL invest in every single BOOBAcoin and nothing can stop me.

Haaton here, sometimes I like to falseflag just to see how long this thread is going to believe it.
Like the gambling addict fan of suisei or >>7732041
and sometime I also like to reply to my own shitpost by debunking it just to look at everyone ignoring my debunk like >>7732239
and then add some oil to the fire, like >>7732654 and >>7732747 .
I just can't stop myself, it's in our nature as Haatons to seek chaos for the sake of chaos.

>>7733250
>cast divvieniggers into bogblivion and harm rich even moar
s-sasuga!

>>7733317
>>7733358
>game has 2 dead coins
> he is talking about fucking shitocins that will bog regardless
Retards

OH FUCK WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE FROM BOGLYMPICS

>>7733467
Coco still gets views and Civia will bog out of spite.

>>7733259
Marine, Civia and Mori.
Prepare to to kneel or to laugh at me

>>7733601
You know what I believe you

>>7733601
>He thinks Marine will hold
Tupac go back to bed.

>>7733476
thats the fun part

>>7733420
nice try, you absolute amateur. You DON'T just (you) people willy nilly without either knowing them well enough or them BEING you so you can control it. You were SO close. But you had to (you) the thread attentionwhore.

>>7733424
>implying we care about a single week

>>7733750
>ame fanart
>tupac

>>7733848
yeah, that can't be him. no fucking way.

Hey nasfaq, ready for your /fit/ reps? Today we’re doing Pushups. For every % moved during adjustment, do 1 rep. Went red? That’s your punishment. Went Green? Enjoy irl gains with in game gains. Remember to stretch, modifiers are optional and good luck. easy on the modifiers today boys, might get bloody. Try pushup variations if you want to make it harder.

>>7733750
How new?
>>7733848
>>7733867
Correct. I'm up here >7733259 calling him a faggot.
>>7734295
My computer is going to die this week, I don't need to die alongside it.

>>7733830
>won't get up to 70kk$ profits
>W-WE DONT KARE AHHHA NNNO WE DON'TTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>7734438
grow stronger for your oshi

>>7734489
why would I care if it's the entire economy? For just a single day? Only Yolo-Oshicoiners with zero hedge or liquid get absolutely fucked by a bog because they can't do shit for a day.

>>7734295
I'm just doing 5x modifier today. I don't want to die.

honk activate the scraper

>>7734295
I ran 6km today

>>7735078
yes honk, drop callis views from 750k to 60k i need some more of the nigger of japan onegai

>>7735105
congrats. now time for pushups

My wallet is ready.

I'm ready.

>>7735219
Nah

IT'S TIME

CHEKERA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
HONK WHAT HAVE I DONE TO YOU !?!

Post them

LETS FUCKING GO HALLELUJAH

JESAS FUCKING CHRIST

REDMAN LITERALLY WINNING

>Dagger went up
Dagger went up
>Dagger went up
Dagger went up
>Dagger went up
Dagger went up
>Dagger went up
Dagger went up
>Dagger went up
Dagger went up
>Dagger went up
I KNEEL ANYACHADS

IKUZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THANKS DR HONK. this is so much funnier than when you rigged it last time

my trader was off and i dont have liquid... im not gonna make it bros...

Warning: Large Image Ahead
Good morning, welcome to a special edition of the News Hour. This is your NASFAQ Market Report for the morning of Tuesday, August 10th. Buckle your seatbelts bitches, there's a reply coming with the bog lol.
Please reply with any art you'd like to see included if we ever make another "canvas" OP.

get fucked haters

holy shit this is amazing

>Suzy at 4k
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Could be worse

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY YACHT

>>7735358
FUCK wrong one

SPECIAL MARKET SUICIDE HOTLINE MEDICAL PERSONEL HAS ATTAINED AN ALL TIME EMERGENCY HOTLINE CALLS

>>7735360
Warning: Large Image Ahead

On your mark,
Get set,
GO!

>>7726855
OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

>lost 40% of my net worth
BUY STATUS: LITERALLY EVERYTHING BUT MELFISSA (SHE WENT UP)

>>7733149
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

imagine going red

>>7735339
>[Deleted]

when i said bring back the overbought boggenings this isn't what i had in mind

>>7735397
>It's real
I'm so fucking dead right now.

>>7735396
JESAS 105 OF EVERYTHING PLSKTHX
actually keep botan.

I had worse even recently.

>>7735446
refresh retard

>>7735397
Imagine being so worthless, you still go up from oversell at 0 views

>>7735326
>>7735397
I BOUGHT THE WRONG MEL TO LAUGH AT YOU BUT I ENDED UP LOSING 5K I'M FINANCIALLY RUINED

Oh

Post em and watch Haachama.

my gacha money!

>>7735306
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>Sell half my shit
>Still drop 15%
Jesus christ

Now that's a bruh moment

Alright so next OP is Bone of My Sword. Got it.
I'll get to work immediately.

>ABSOLUTE STATE

Jester is laughing in the top 20 or something

>>7735306

>>7735480
um you were saying????

>>7735553
yes

The absolute state of the leaderboard

>loss 3 millions
>gain 15 ranks on the leaderboard
seems legit

>>7733467
>>7733317
I am here to laugh at you.

Yesterday was the first day I slept on red, but I had prepared my wallet for today.
Fly me to the moon, guys.

Nice, i can get my robos for cheap!

>>7735583
Melfissa chad I kneel

>Cypher and yfp lost 100 million
Jesus fucking christ

>>7735583

Why didn't devs stop the bog?

Holy FUCK. I need another rope for this one.

>>7735674
was wondering how the fuck you of all people came down here

what did i wake up to the fuck

>>7735704
very busy IRL right now pls andastan

yesterday/today

Puchigire just jumped 20 ranks

Every time I think about how good todays deals are, I'm reminded that tomorrow will be double view day and I'll be able to sell all my dirt cheap coins for fat stacks.

>>7735704

BASED FUCKING MELFRIENDS

THE GREAT NASFAQ BLACK TUESDAY. INVESTORS JUMPING ON THE ROOFS. MS HONK ASMR STREAM STOPPED. DISCORD DELETED. AGGIE GONE. WE ALL GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>7735751
TONIGHT WE DINE ON THE RICH

>>7735704
Because bogs are good for the economy. Anything that gets money moving is good for the economy.

>>7735770
>double dip
nasfaq doesnt use Poi anymore

>>7735704
why would they? you want our numbers for today imaginary? 1m total views per chuuba?

So, with the overbought mechanic gone tomorrow is gonna be fucking insane.... 50k aqua? 50k marine?

>>7735808

>mio barely dropped
B-but I wanted to buy more

Gura 10k subs gain is too strong.
I was expecting her to go down back to May's number.

>>7735808
anon I would like you to explain to me
a) what you think a double dip is
b) why you think it is a thing unique to poi

>>7735788
>don't stream
>win the game
very cool

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE WAH POSTER DOESN'T DO HIS JOB!

huh, suzie is playing tetris right now. Fuck I wish I can join her game if she's in the public servers. Later, hoshischizos I'm going to put your scrub oshi into her place

>>7735476
Welcome back, neighbor.
>>7735502
Two birds, one image.
>>7735808
And? You want the fucking views to go into the void? They're going to get counted, they're just going to get counted late.
>>7735878
kek

>>7735837
Just buy her anyways, it's not like she's mad expensive

>>7735396
It's time

>>7735892
>You want the fucking views to go into the void?
that always happens to Mori anyway

Rope store?

>finally my MPP will take a brea-
FUCK

>>7735923
oh shit MPP will go down with these bu...

My fucking laptop can't handle too many trades my browser keeps freezing tried firefox chrome and edge

So what do we think, are the billionaires going to pump the stocks back to equilibrium by the end of the day?

>>7735948
same reason I don't buy any botan
actually let's do 35.

>>7735923
heh

>>7735952
I have a Ryzen 5600x and 32gb of RAM and the website is a slideshow.

Business is booming!

>>7735790
>Good for the economy
Are you retarded. The rich have 20 mil in can and they can buy literally everyting, making them richer not to mention the divs.

finally my maririn drop that i wished for many months has finally come. ride with me bros im going to stock up until my MPP

Im not feeling too good bros...

>>7735964
hag love, always buy botan

>>7735892
if Youtube decides to update twice those views might just be lost. Its a real exciting time to be playing nasfaq.

>>7735980
Anything that gets money moving is good for the economy.
I stand by this ridiculous claim.

>>7735771
It's Ma'am.

>>7735952
I didn't remember posting this?

https://files.catbox.moe/cpid5i.webm

>>7735908
That's exactly what doesn't happen to Mori. They don't go into the void, they all get counted at once. Late.
Every coin is Mori today retardchama except Anya and Civia, lmfao
>>7735980
Money is not going to be a factor here. Time is. The rich if they sold enough overnight and hadn't already spent too much for the week will have enough money to keep buying well past the point it's actually worth it for more than a few of these drops.
>>7736000
Nice trips, but nope. Think of the view update on NASFAQ as a delta - change in total views vs. $thelasttimetheviewsupdated. We have more than enough prior information to be almost sure of this...

>>7735962
I don't think we have enough players and liquid even. Only checked Mikochi, per trade change is under $1 so that'd be 4000 Mikocoins. this might actually be a buffet-market scenario we won't get back to where it was

>>7735980
you think we can recover from this reds? the last time this happened literal weeks are needed to green everything again, people complained about this anon ie the great boggening

2 weeks of gains... gone.....

>>7736000

The number of ropes an individual has will be a good indicator of account age, please don't make them tradeable like other items.

>>7735952
do you have the graphs open? I'm not sure but maybe going in the info page helps

>>7735389
Almost forgot about my reps. Not too bad actually 12x10 pushups and 12x1 gacha pulls--got 12x literally nothings out of the 12 pulls.

IM FINANCIALLY RUINED
TOP LOSER OF THE DAY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>7736036
This is not the devs shitting things up. This is youtube. Prices will be back to normal by tomorrow

>of all the days he could've missed adjustments, it's this one

THE GREAT RESET, THE ANGRY MS HONK, THE HAATON 5 CHEATING

>>7736047
Devs have already hinted that rope and Kiryu Kai will be untradeable. If there's a new auction/gacha rope, it will be somehow "different" - "New Rope" vs "Rope Classic" or something, lol.

>>7736106
nope. 144 and depends on the views if we're going to get double, youtube shitting things up again is a possibility

>>7736137
Can't wait to flaunt my classic rope to everyone

>>7736124
>Medina cheating himself into comfyclub by YOLOing half his account
how do they do it? It's a mystery.

>>7735892
> You want the fucking views to go into the void?
This is nasfaq engine. It voided the views when they did the late adjustments.

>>7736088
Hi, cypher.

450 pushups. Maybe no modifiers today.

Hey.
Vote in this poal: http://poal.me/o1wmki
If you know you know.

Rich chads... Should i buy 40 of each coin or focus on div coins?

>>7736033
>rich
>sold
>he thinks the rich sold when the smarter choice is to just hold so that at the end you end up with a bigger position than rebuying your position

>>7736137
I don't like the taste of new rope, it isn't made with hemp anymore.

done my reps, just x2 mods pushups for today

>every cycle costs around 100K
shit, 5.8M was not enough. I'll need some swaps later on.

One day the entire top 100 will be rich enough to buy from Saturday to Friday, the divide between rich and ultra rich will be no more as our wealth becomes no more than a symbol of our seniority within the great brotherhood of the top 100
It is happening already, two months ago no one below top 50 had 30 millions and no one below top 80 had 10 millions.
My brothers and sisters are you ready for the baptism of our lord's Dividends or will you become a Haaton, one who knows not of the holy power of ever increasing growth and inflation ?
Do not be corrupted by the vile Haatons, they will promise great wealth but these are lies, they are manipulating you in order to increase their own wealth and power.
On this holy day our Lord's servants Grichka and Igor Bogdanoff are purging us of our disgusting sins and purifying our souls.
Will you be rich or leave our rank for a false prophet? Only you can choose.

>didn't buy Aqua because I was a retard
>boggening part 2 happens
>I get to buy her dirt cheap
>and sell her for twice her price tomorrow
I'm winning lads

>>7736174

>>7736207
laughs in 20 mil liquid

>>7736224
hoshiyomis...

>>7736185
> when the smarter choice
Noone is rich enough to be in that position.

>>7736213
slimy tentacles wrote this post.

IM FINANCIALLY RUINED

>>7736185
>>he thinks the rich sold when the smarter choice is to just hold so that at the end you end up with a bigger position than rebuying your position
You didn't have to sell as many as possible. If you had a small enough position or it was a coin like Aki, Risu, Reine, etc. the either selling everything or selling nothing was obviously the best move.
A deep as fuck position on an expensive, ALREADY overinflated coin? You want to tell me selling 1% of my Marine or Pekora was a bad move? Case in point, look below.
>>7736207
>>every cycle costs around 100K
>shit, 5.8M was not enough.
>>7736226
>laughs in 20 mil liquid

>>7736174
Prillyachads....

holy fuck cypher can buy the whole market today and sell for a fuckton tomorrow

>>7736137
>Kiryu Kai will be untradable
Boooo I want to get rid of this

>>7736281
it's easy, if you're at point in the game where 144 of a coin just are NOT enough of that coin for your divvies portfolio, you calculate different.
Fuck, I was buying Miosha all day already just to buy MORE right now.

just let me die

>>7736174
Where's my HF?

>>7736157
The late adjustment was not a scraping issue. Adjustment literally didn't happen, and there was a lot of frantic manual lever-pulling from the devs. Not the same as the API just not updating.
>>7736333
Well said. I wonder how much you'd have to be worth for 144 Aki to make any sense...

>>7736154
the haaton 5 shall move the whole market to shit on it's haters

>>7736137
Fuck you Honk, I was on coco's oshiboard when she graduated and I was still buying her until the very last minute. Give me my goddamn badge.

>>7736339
You could've sold everything in the last 10 hours, why didn't you?

>>7736355
144 Aki always makes sense.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP-caiSnm2Q

post your rich filters anons, i wanna see the truly rich

>>7736281
>You want to tell me selling 1% of my Marine or Pekora was a bad move?
Yes, because they WILL return back to their previous positions. Some of them will be next adjustment. So, instead of just increasing your position for dirt cheap you are selling it for effectively chump change and rebuying into the position. You will gain more from people pumping you back up and divs than you will from rebuying the position.

When you are disgustingly rich, the factor of time comes into play so hard that holding is the real strat and selling presents either insignificant gains or none at all. This applies even for this case. If you want a case study, go look at duck. He has the highest movement in the game and once he reached the top 10 stopped being able to rise because deepening your positions gives more than selling them.

>>7736407
>He locked critical information

>>7736407
in the last 10 hours ive been at work unfortunately. curse being alive

16m isn't even close to enough. I'm going to have to prioritise.

>>7736354
I forgot that the movie gave a new version of EMIYA.

>>7736407
Not really, sometimes numbers don't update til hour 24, that would be risky.

>>7736354
HF you say?

>>7736571
never show this to me again worm

>>7736451
>When you are disgustingly rich, the factor of time comes into play so hard that holding is the real strat and selling presents either insignificant gains or none at all.
Not yet enlightened, I see.
What you say maybe holds true for Yacht-Club and upwards. Jet-Club WILL need to swap their positions (Ratio depends on dip/spike, today is just 144 buy on everything) to stay competitive because they are SO filthy fucking rich and autistic, long-term plays alone won't cut it anymore.

So in Reality, I sold off low-MPP coins I held in WRONG amounts. JUST to have more money for better coins later to tune expected divvies%.

>>7736632
this, there is a reason why mikofags position is the comfyzone, because sometimes the top 10 are a fucking warzone and botting

>>7736412
You don't have to Aki-pill me, brrrrrother. she's still a shitcoin ;_;
>>7736451
>dirt cheap
I didn't sell at a loss, or for a pittance.
>expensive, overinflated coins - Marine, Pekora
Selling a few dozen of a coin you have hundreds of for more profit than they paid in divs this week, at that... isn't sacrificing your position if it's enough to pay for buying twice or even three times as many back. That's extra liquid, and your net worth is still getting re-inflated from all the coin you didn't sell.
People will run out of liquid for some of these dips, and run out of time for some of the others. Mio and Roboco's dips directly from adjustment won't even last until lunch time. and some coins WILL crab at adjustment tomorrow, easy enough to figure out which if you know what you're doing
Another point to consider:
>>7736469
>16m isn't even close to enough
>>7736632
Well said. And even a few yachts deep, there were certain things you'd have to be absolutely retarded not to have sold at least a few of just for the extra liquid. Unless you were already upside down on Haato or something.

>>7736632
You're not in the jetclub that much is obvious. Jet moves weekly positions for higher efficiency coins, yes. However, that money comes from previous positions and current week div payments. At no point do you consider selling your deep investments as you lose more than you stand to gain. You gain more from simply pumping that position further and thus no one sane up there would have sold peko or marine because rather than rebuying the position they can just stock up more of what they are already buying for a cheaper price.

>mpp
Oh, wait, you're retarded. Nevermind. No one is talking about temporary short-term non-div positions here either.

Tomorrow everything is going to moon right ?
unless the site fails to get the stats again.

>>7736769
most likely yes. hoping the youtube api fails

>>7736769
haatons will just keep the api down and perma crash nasfaq for the rest of future and make it true player coin interactions and thus can pump each other permanently

And now for the /nasfaqg/ weather report.
The rich get richer and the poor make some chump change today but it slowly sinks in that liquid today equalled potential to build up a profile, that time in market matters and that EVERY. SINGLE. PURCHASE. will pay divvies eventually.
>>7736756
>No one is talking about temporary short-term non-div positions here either.
know your metagame. And yes, I am only in Yacht. And no, I sold Watame because THAT was a shit fucking position in hindsight. Only to rebuy her right now to make her anything resembling a good position. Nobody in their right mind sold high energy coins.

All of these talks about richfags not selling when the top five players are still selling coins every week.
Give the numbers, anons. How rich do you need to not sell at all?

>>7736869
between 5 and infinity

>>7736869
space rocket club.

>>7736869
>when the top five players
Except they don't

>>7736769
I expect at least a few coins to crab from being overbought. Beware neuron activation.
>>7736809
>Nobody in their right mind sold high energy coins.
Were there any coins that didn't already dip 10-20% of their value overnight?
>>7736869
inb4
>the rich aren't selling coins, they're shuffling positions, anon
Ignore the FUD from idiots that wanted you to stay poor.

Man, shares in circulation is utterly fucked now

>>7736756
I believe in MPP as how I didn't sell anything but I still didn't lose as they just went back to my MPP.
I could have make more money if I sold but I was too lazy

>>7736922
they'd have to be fucking retarded to not sell 144 aqua when she moons to 12k and their MPP is 6k, once her event is over and nothing more on the horizon, and the whole of nasfaq activates their neurons, that's not only chump change they take. Sure they re-buy later.

MPP

Haato painted like a retard and ruined everything again
BUY BUY !

the rich deals with 1k+ deals, not pennies so they still sell and buy dips

>>7736954
>Were there any coins that didn't already dip 10-20% of their value overnight?
listen I don't even blame poorfags for selling what is fat % in cash right before the bog, that's optimal for them. Lambos might have secured their liquids to re-buy, they might've already spent all their divvies, then that's optimal as well.
There's a strat to each phase in portfolio life. I didn't make clear I was talking about the zone around me I guess.

What do you mean MPP is useless, I was told its reliable

>>7736954
was not expecting that song kek
blessed soundpost

ITT: retarded poorfags

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

>>7735292
>>7737234
How did you loss even more money ?

>>7736281
>>7736451
>>7736632
>>7736756
pyw

honk what the fuck is your website doing

>>7737234
YOU people please calm your fucking tits, Gura just took this like a fucking champ

TIME TO DO YOUR DAILY 10 GACHA ROLLS

>>7737173
I'm in your zone brah. Not taking about a reverse mortgage here - just enough for an extra mil or two to spend today.
If you're outside yacht and you didn't sell non-stop overnight you're definitely a moron and you deserve to stay poor lol.
>>7737234
>>7737345
kek, these are great
>>7737352
>7736281(You)
Bucc.
>>7737378
picrel, that was a waste

DUPES

>>7737352

>>7737355
that's just the bitcoin miner. How else do you think the server costs get covered?

>>7737428
MF you probably already had enough liquid for selling a few dozen coins to not make a fucking difference.

>>7737434
I beled

>>7737352
>post your work
>done to expose posers
>post your wallet
here ya go. >>7736632

>>7737355
as >>7737434 said, you can NEVER trust a Haaton, they are ALWAYS up to something.

>>7731769
>>7731815
>>7731822
why is buying the wrong move? everythings going up. as long as you sell before the next adjustment/nose dive everything will be fine.

This was one adjustment I shouldn't have overslept for yet here I am one hour late.

>>7737619
>2 days worth of stats
>sell before adjustment
Are you insane, stupid or stupidly insane ?

>>7737670
kind of confused on what you mean, do you want me to hold your bags or are you actually suggesting that the adjustment will moon?

I give up

>>7737619
I'm sure you're doing the right thing but fuck man your wording is confusing as hell
so you're
>buying
right now and
>selling
when the views come in. right?

what the fuck happened i woke up and i'm down 33% total is this a recession???

>>7737527
but Honk is a confirmed deadbrap?

>>7737619
See the timestamps, those are from before adjustement. Since everything was going to dip today he shouldn't've been buying. Which he didn't, see
>>7731870

>>7737692
been hittin that reefer with koone?

Hope youre buying sankisei...

>>7737740
Haatons found a way to disconnect youtube api from the site so everything counts as 0 until honk re-enables it.

>>7737748
don't believe his lies

>>7737728
no idea. I dont watch hololive. I have no idea what
>>7737749
oh i see
Well regardless I laughed off this crash. lost like 200k only. I have all my moneys in china and dragon. I'm only one lambo but it seems pretty easy to not get fucked if you know where to put your money. it would be nice to buy the world but I just dont have the schedual for a dedicated game. I need a portfolio I can ignore.

>>7737768
I'm quicker to tell you what I DON'T buy at this point.
Every single icon is just buys.

>>7737378
>rolling gacha when I could bottom out my wallet buying cheapcoins

>>7737428
hey i didn't post this

>>7737378
shut up Tsunomaki your shit is rigged

>>7738033
experts know to only trust blue wallets.

about to have my Mate and then we can discuss trading positions

>>7737929
>no nene or ollie
sir, you balls are very feminine

>>7738193
I bet you like them faggot

If gura is this fucking strong from subticks alone, then she's going to moon tomorrow for sure right? I predict 20k

Can someone post the activity tab? My computer freezes when I open it.