/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I hate Gura!
The stinky little fish!

wuv guwa

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>7637741
Based

Cute shark

My girlfriend!

I love Gura

I'm in love with Gura!

Don't forget your reps.

>>7637810
My wife

>>7637810
>4-5mm
Just what the hell is that?

>>7638016
Thickness.

>>7638038
They actually make them that thick?

>>7637810
Your girlfriend is calling your dick small.
I guess I'll have to take care of her needs for you.

Gura is the best

I love this retarded shark!

>>7638264
>>7638326
>fingers clipping into the face

I will readily forgive that in a videogame, but not a static image.

>>7638393
Her human guise is an illusion. The fingers pierce the veil to the true face underneath.

>>7638174
I love this artstyle

>>7638427
And that true face is this

>>7638581
UUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!111!!!

>>7638362
I really missed this, did she really uoh to lolis on stream?

>>7638620
she was getting pretty worked up, yeah.

>>7638620
>>7638640
You just know she had to rub one out after.

>>7638672
but that's every stream. and before every stream. and at random throughout the day

>>7638686
Small wonder cat is going crazy.

If I had a time machine I'd go back in time and snap the neck of the fucker who said Gura's hoodie looks like a dick. It's a neat accessory damn it, and it's part of literally all her promo material, it would even make great merch, but the poor girl will never use it again.

>>7638752
Girl fucking loves twintails and the hat covers them up, deal with it.

>>7638793
It's perfectly fine that the twin tails are her preference, but the fact that some idiot gave her the "looks like a dick" brain worm means she'll never use it even for variety's sake.

Gura specified her inspiration for her new outfit as the dress of a 9 year old girl. Please do not uoh

>>7639066
T o T

>>7639066
T u T

>>7639066
The similarities are definitely there. Gura has cute tastes

>>7639066
I want to know how many times Gura has masturbated to Ai doujins

>>7639189
All the times and then some.

>>7639189
We love forced mind control!

>>7639066

Turned on Ame's stream and he has the hololive lofi mix on and I immediately thought of Gura. I miss her.

>>7639677
b-but we saw her less than 24 hours ago...

>>7639726
So?

>>7639677
Now we’re gonna get the nice bossa nova mixes in Gura’s streams

>>7639749
I like all the mixes so no complains for me there. I just associate the lofi mix with Gura now instead of hololive as a whole.

>>7639726
Her break days don't normally bug me too much but I've been feeling off all day and it's making me miss her.

>>7639726
Sometimes I miss her fairly soon after she stops streaming. I'm doing okay right now though. She's been sweet to us all week and I still feel nice from it.

>>7639749
Gura is so pretty in a sundress and straw hat.

>>7640260
Agreed

I love how Gura always has to say bye like 20 times before she goes

>>7640460
I have the same problem on the phone. Like, who hangs up first?

https://twitter.com/oke_yzw/status/1423962215846055937o

>>7641116
UUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>7641116
https://twitter.com/oke_yzw/status/1423962215846055937

Correct link, you accidentally added an extra "o" to the end

>>7641116
I must save her from that fat old faggot

>>7641261
You'll never defeat me.

Why do gills arouse me so much?
Why am I like this?

>>7641738
Why shouldn't they?

>>7641847
They look like gaping wounds to me. I can't see the appeal.

>>7641847
Dunno, it just feels wrong

>>7641989
>>7642093
You do you buds I'm not the horny police. I just love Gura. To me they just make her ribs look extra ticklish.

Everytime I'm feeling down I look at Reflect's views compared to Pekorandumbrain's and I feel a lot better. Pekora is such a shit singer. Gura could have bronchitis and would sound 10x better.

what if Gura's gills work on land and give her superior athletic performance when she runs while topless

>>7641989
For me the appeal goes something like this: I like Gura, Gura has gills, and now I like gills. I never thought about gills before Gura, but if there was a cute sharkgirl with gills I'd want to kiss them.

>>7642375
Most artists don't draw them, so despite what she says I find it hard to think of them as a core part of her identity, unlike her tail.

let's go

>>7642520
Oh god please no

>>7642520
I want some. I need to remember to buy it.

>>7642160
kek, it's true. gura's voice really is something else. so many jp holos must feel like shit since gura mogs them so damn hard

>>7642552
dude it's so slimy and weird

>>7641116

>>7642520
Is this actually good?

>>7642846
i don't think i'd say "good", but it's not bad.

Does Gura like her schizo 4chan fans as much as her other fans?

CUNNY

>>7643001
I don't think it's worth thinking about. She probably appreciates a good UOOOOOOOOOOHpost though.

Everbody is surprisingly happy without a day of gura

>>7643261
Her giving me lots of youtube recommendations to watch unironically made me miss her less. Plus Ame is streaming now.

>>7643481
Anyone leaked the fanbox of this?

>>7643261
I think Gura uooooh'd so fucking hard yesterday that the afterglow of her stream still hasn't died out yet

>>7643261
Yesterday’s stream, and especially the SC reading, was so good that it keeps the longing at bay. I hope she manages to get some good rest this weekend

>>7644199
The uoooh was great but I'm so happy she talked about her cat

>>7643261
good stream to end off the week + 2 long breaks prior to this has dulled the sad a little.

I'm going to have a can of beans for dinner.

>>7643261
last week was great, cant complain

>>7644199
She sounded very pleased with herself when she said she knows we also like cute lolis.

>>7644228
I missed the stream, should I watch it?

>>7644705
The SC reading, yes.

>>7644705
Yeah the gameplay was pretty good if you like frustrated Gura, then we had a great 2 hour chat + SCs afterword where she was extremely cute

>>7644705
Yes of course, especially the post-game zatsudan.

>>7643261
She was so cute last week that I just feel blessed to be able to watch her whenever she streams. And if she doesn't I know she has good reasons for it.

>>7644749
She peek with one eye open is ultra cute

I had a good day bros, and I only missed Gura a little

>>7644705
What's the point of being a chumbud If you don't watch Gura's superchat reading/zatsu

>>7645188
Ask the people who leave when she finishes playing games and moves to SCs. I'll never understand them.

>>7645222
surprisingly not many people leave, she still retain a lot of the viewers in superchat reading. She's cultivating some royal fans.

>>7645188
I havent checked on gura in a while, I'm not sure if I want to be a chumbud anymore

>>7645341
Well, she's been cuter than usual this week. She's in super good mood and is not afraid to pull up images from the internet anymore. A lot of chumbuds are happy.

Some quick stats extracted from the crazy taxi chat logs for the numberfags out there.

>>7644937
I'm glad a lot of other people here seem to have had a good day too. Gura really did good this week. I hope she can have a nice relaxing break.

>>7645341
That's ok. A day will come when all of us stop thinking about her daily. For a lot it might even be before she moves on in life. But eventually we'll all move on too, so enjoy her however often you want.

What is the shipping like on other sites?

>>7646018
Bruh you got scammed, Tokyo Otaku Mode was $21 for 2-3 day shipping from FEDEX for me.

>>7646018
anon the time for comparing sites to save dollars is over

>>7646018
>$53 shipping
jesas, was $5 on GSCUS for 2-4 day shipping. GSCJP was $18 for a 2-12 day range

>>7646242
>>7646220
>>7646108
Yeah. That's the "tax" I get for waiting. Finally signed up for J-List. I remember a friend ordered me some stuff off of it years ago when he was getting a buncha stuff. Plus he said he found some hentai he got me for Christmas there.
I actually signed up for Tokyo Otaku Mode a while back, but never bought anything. It was sold out by the time I checked there.

>>7646018
I reserved for 5900 JPY + 2000 JPY shipping on the main Good Smile Company site. So about $71.67 USD total. But you can't order from there anymore and at this point you're pretty much just taking what you can get. If it makes you feel better what you're paying is almost guaranteed cheaper than what a scalper will charge you after all orders are closed.

>>7646320
the shipping for the room smell spray from j-list was $34, for comparison. the price of the item itself was the smallest expense in that project by a long shot.

>>7646320
J-List is legit, I ordered a bunch of smelly stuff from there not too long ago. They also used to advertise here on 4chan way back in the day.

>>7644937
The past schedule was phenomenal, I miss her a bit but it hasn't been too bad.

>>7646501
I'm rewatching the ame collab currently. 4 straight hours of gurame kino, and it wasn't even my favorite stream of the week. So yeah, I agree it was phenomenal.

Gura NFT when

Guys what if she's having a nice relaxing evening right now?

>>7646687
that would be comfy and i don't even want to think about it

>>7646687
That would make me happy.

>>7646687
God I fucking hope

>>7646687
She's watching IRyS.

>>7646687
Full of ice cream, bubble baths and obscure youtube videos!

>>7647361
does anyone have a list of youtube videos she's referenced?

>>7647244
I wouldn't mind an archived karaoke stream at this point (if Gura wants to of course.) There's some cool japanese songs.

Why is she like this

>>7647685
She isn't, she doens't wear pantsu

>>7645663
Unless gura dies, then the pain would stay with us forever

the web novel I'm reading just mentioned feet in a slightly sexual way, out of nowhere. it made me think of Gura

>>7647404
>lawn mowing videos
>vacuuming videos
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62ASvupr8Zg

I hope Gura gets into drain cleaning videos, they can be pretty satisfying.

>>7647404
steveMRE and some videos about GMO plants.

>>7648231
Has she referenced SteveMRE? I know she mentioned MREs a few times... Would be based.

what's the BEST cat video channel? every time I look for cat videos all of them seem really low quality, there's got to be a channel with the Good Stuff

No horny posting!
Gura cute only!

>>7648284
He's the most popular one so she obviously saw his videos and talked about it.

>>7648339
I want to apply sunscreen to Gr-chan!

>>7648347
Nice!

>>7647404
animatronics restoration. wilderness survival. that victorian bakers documentary. hotel blacklights. I'm definitely missing a lot

GURA DO A SLICE OF LIFE WATCHALONG WITH IRYS DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT SHE ALSO LIKES SLICE OF LIFE DO IT DO IT DO IT

>>7648490
Getting a movie collab watchalong is already hard enough, getting a full cour of anime would be impossible.

>>7648339
I will post Gura cunny if I want to!
You cannot stop me!!!!

>>7648596
I AM PERFECTLY OKAY WITH HER NEVER FINISHING ANYTHING AS LONG AS SHE DOES 3 EPISODES

>>7648339
I want to lick sweat off of Gura!

>>7648339
Have I ever told you how much I want to blow my raspberries all over her tummy and kiss her on the lips before pushing her over and tickling her until she cries?

>>7648689
the current episode record is blue planet, with two episodes, one from each of two series.

>>7648929
This was a masterful fakepost, good job

>>7648984
Those episodes were longer than an anime episode, you need to compare runtime.

Gura sushi

Gura should do a breaking bad watchalong

Shoujo ramune watchalong with Gura!

ryuuou no oshigoto watchalong when

wataten watchalong!

kodomo no jikan watchalong

I'm tired as fuck

>>7649480
Go to bread!

>>7649480

>>7649491
after I'm done with my dinner reps

>>7649524

Anyone else watch Gura's dad's movie?

>>7647928
If a non-JP holo died without warning, how long would it take for Cover to even find out? Would they even notify the fans, or would it just be "(Hololive member) had to suddenly graduate due to unforeseen circumstances." I mean, I know the former would hurt like hell, but I'd never want to be kept in the dark.

>>7650109
They can't hide it. They'd be completely fucked by backlash if doxniggers found out.

I love her

>>7649806

Im not supporting anything with that Anti-Draw faggot Jong Xin-Nhga trying to up his social credit with his masters. Besides Mikos company is better

>>7650211
same desu

>>7645329

I had to miss it but honestly Crazy taxi is a shitty game and id be more interested in her SC reading

>>7650277
she should have played crazy taxi 2

>>7650167
>"blah blah blah legal terminology blah blah blah we didn't lie or attempt to hide anything blah blah blah prease understando"
I imagine it would go something like that. They could also make a pretty genuine case about respecting the talent's privacy.

>>7650109
Probably depends on some circumstances

GO TO SLEEP

Gonna do drawing reps after my weight reps. Suggestions for a stream to rewatch in the background?

>>7637624
Built for BBC

>>7650395
Make me, dork! *chugs a Monster*

How is she still growing in popularity?

>>7650467
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MiGxbsKyO8
Scout tutorial

>>7650504
SAY GOODNIGHT

>>7650271
Wait a min..

>>7650531
The algorithm has her. All she can do is ride the waves and pray she can groom her fanbase fast enough.

>>7650395

I took a bubble bath for the first time in decades and it was very comfy. Thank you Gura

>>7650766
Did you put your phone in a ziplock bag and watch her?

Do you think gura watches gun and firearms related videos on Youtube

>>7650910
Probably.

>>7650891
No ziplock baggie, but I did watch a bit of the Niko vod. Cute and comfy

>>7650766
nice.

>>7650910
She has watched hunting related stuff so yeah probably.

>>7650910
I wonder if she watches Forgotten Weapons. That's a great channel.

gura is on mandarake ordering thousands of dollars of anime figures RIGHT NOW

>>7651426
she's too paranoid to ever take pictures of them or her battlestation...

>>7650910
She's still watching primitive tech videos

Gura cute! Gura cute!! Gura cute!!!

>>7651564

>>7650531
She's got good bants and a cute character design that's better than generic anime girl

>>7651585
How does the stitches on her tail even work? Wouldn’t it cause infection? Or rot off after a while? Does she has to regularly change the stitches? Does it smell? God there so many QUESTIONS AHHHHH.

>>7651769
Ancient Atlantean prosthetic technology. Looks and feels like the real deal, but is kept in place by sutures. Never needs complex maintenance, just new stitching.

pizza

>>7652538
oyasame

>>7652538
sweet dreams

>>7652538
onyasame

>>7652538
good night bud

>>7652538
Nighty night chumbud

>>7637624
gura is in need of some new expressions whenever they fix her rigging or whatever, her anniversary stream. She needs a raised eyebrow, for getting weirded out, and she needs one of these faces. Idk what you call it, sappy smile?

>>7653320
that would take time away from what she truly needs, which is 500 different hairstyles

>>7653320
Pfft, we'll be stuck watching her retarded head bounces saround.

>>7648490
I want a Jahy watchalong, I think it's a show Gura would like. She'd think Jahy is really cute

>>7653509
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>7653320
>whenever they fix her rigging
lol

Reps complete.
Gura's cuteness contemplated.
Bed time achieved.

>>7653622
sweet dreams coming!

>>7650531
>she's funny and clever
>she can be really chatty and does some of the best zatsudans
>very talented singer with the timbre of an angel
>extremely cute
>country girl and likes more "boyish" things
>has airheaded and flustered moments that are either comedic or endearing
>plays popular video games
she ticks a lot of boxes for a wide variety of people and she's pretty accessible in comparison to a lot of other hololive members

>>7650910
She goes on massive YouTube binges so I wouldn't be surprised if she's seen them

Personally, I think Gura's strengths are really highlighted during the chatting portion of the stream. She's a bit of an airhead/ditz so her gameplay can be pretty meh. That being said, why doesn't she do more chatting streams? I think it'd still be entertaining AND she wouldn't need to stress before the stream to make sure the game is working with OBS.

>>7653788
Because she is a fucking retard. She could turn into a zatsudan vtuber and I wouldn't complain since she's super good at interacting with her fans. Also, I don't really want to tell her what to do really. I still love her though.

>>7653788
>why doesn't she do more chatting streams
She lacks confidence

>>7653788
And If she wants to play games and talk, she can play slow games like that tranny game and chat with us

>>7653788
I like her chatting, but it's fine if she wants to focus on a game too. It's much easier to use her as background noise when she does that since I don't have to pay attention to 90% of what she says.

>>7653866
This makes sense considering Gura's personality. It's a same though. I'm a strictly archive watcher (since she streams while I'm at work) and I've found myself skipping to the chatting portion of the stream more and more often. For instance, I was super excited for Crazy Taxi but after half an hour in, I was really bored and just skipped to the chatting portion. After that it was great.

>>7653320
She needs bottom teeth, for one thing.

>>7654613
Bottom teeth fags are some of the most annoying people in chat, they deserve no satisfaction.

>>7654658
I don't even notice them, nor am I one of them. Doesn't change the fact that the absense is weird.

>>7653788
Her gaming streams are great too imo. I think her DMC5, RE Village, Outlast, Terraria, etc. have all been very good. I do agree though that I just like hearing her voice and chat about various things more, but I think people that prefer zatsudans to gaming are in the vast minority. She could just play more games that are easy to talk over if she wants to do both though, like that Here Comes Niko game

>>7653846
If she turns into a zatsudan VTuber she'd also lose at least 50% of her viewership

>>7654927
I don't give a fuck, I didn't want her to completely stop playing games anyway. I just want to hear her autistic ramblings more.

>>7654994
holy fuck this one is making me diamonds

Does she read supas?

>>7655018
do you watch streams?

>>7655018
occasionally

>>7655023
this would be so good if her tits weren't so big

my oshi is a bigger cunnychad than me...

>>7655024
I'm new to vtubers.

>>7655168
Go back.

>>7655168
there's about a 50% chance if she'll read them or not, it depends on how tired she is after finishing gaming or whatever she's doing

>>7650910
One of these days she will collab with Gun Jesus.

>>7653788
Don't be silly. Gura's just as strong playing games as she is during good chatting. Her reactions are entertaining. If she's failing or being retarded, its endearing. If she's really into a game, her excitement carries over to the viewer. If she's learning the game, watching her progress is satisfying. Games actively give her content to riff off of. Most of all though, Gura likes video games.

I love Gura

Stay with me...
Mayonaka no door wo tataki
Kaeranaide to naita ano kisetsu ga ima me no mae

>>7661122
she looks so retarded... I love her so much...

Imagine a Twin Peaks watchalong with Ame and Gura. Now, Gura would fall asleep quickly, but Ame will carry this motherfucker like an investigator - quietly, so that her friend does not wake up.

>>7661239
*cute as fuck

Ohasame

>>7661596
Morning!

The time of swimsuits is almost over

I want to breed this shark.

Cute

>>7638016
i thought it was 4-5 as well, but it looks like its 45mm, which would then refer to the length of the condom.

Does gura like tattoos?

>>7663730
She thinks people getting tattoos of her in particular are real dumb.

>>7663768
Getting tattoos outside of very specific cases regarding to social status is real dumb indeed.

Look at this Gem of the Sea!

I hope one day Gura can get all those hairstyles she wants

>>7664052
So kawaii

>>7664052
Odd and scrawny, don't you see what I mean?

>>7664331
The nendo is actual proportions.

>>7663064
Gura's cunny needs to be bred.

>>7637624
Just found out she likes olivia rodrigo. Membership canceled.

You never had a membership lol.

>>7664456
she also likes frank sinatra... what a bitch.

shark soon

>>7664448
Primed for breeding

>>7664640
it is not good to lie

>>7664640
very very very very soon.

>>7664648
These are the hips of a shark that requires immediate breeding

>>7664640
Is she taking only 1 day off?

Lads, I have very good feelings about the upcoming week.

>>7664640
>>7664691
No, it will be at least 2. There's only one way to actually see shark soon

>>7664640
tomorrow bud, IRyS already fill her timeslot tonight

it has been 26 years since gura last streamed

>>7664756
>e]
>>7664745
>>7664691
>>7664656
>>7664667

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxFsENbgLYc
I miss Gura, this is cute.

>>7665195
I just had this pop up in my recommended and was gonna post it. Very very cute.

>>7665195
YES THE ANSWER IS YES I MISS YOU GURAAAAA

https://twitter.com/MoonaPeko/status/1424386731315404806
Gura needs her stepbrother to help her in minecraft.

>>7664456
She just likes the songs baka

>>7665195
She was so nervous, she really has grown

>>7665195
It feels like just last week she did that three hour Minecraft door stream, where does the time go

mori is going to continue river city girls once gura gets a proper controller... ... does... does she know Gura will never buy one?

>>7665813
She has proper controllers though?

>>7665350
She really has. I miss when she used to say "my chumbuddies" a lot + her nervous giggles, but other than that, I enjoy her more comfortable and confident self more.

>>7665848
not really, or she wouldn't be playing so many things with keyboard

>>7665813
Gura has proper controllers. Shes got a PS4 and a Switch Pro controller at the very least. What she wont buy is a longer USB cable, bluetooth adapter, or even if she had those, set them up.

>>7646371
>the room smell spray from j-list
which... uh.. which smell was this, anon?

>>7666281
watch streams

>>7665813
Gura is as likely to get a new controller as she is to getting a splitter

>>7666417
Especially since it was proven right here that it's not the splitter she needs.

>>7666417
That's good since she doesn't need either of those.
>>7666281
It's listed as "The Smell of a Japanese Girl's Room." That anon also tried and reviewed a foot smell one iirc.

gura would like controllers more if she had one made for her tiny hands

>>7666467
>>7666455
Will she ever play dmc again?

>>7666489
watch streams

>>7665876
gura plays shit on keyboard because she prefers keyboard 90% of the time and is really unfamiliar with the genres that require controllers, she has a ps4 and a switch pro

>>7666467
>That anon also tried and reviewed a foot smell one iirc.
No that one was me. I bought my smells a while after he bought his.

>>7666612
thank you for clarifying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxFsENbgLYc&ab_channel=HoloAnime
This is so cute! I miss her so much!

>>7666723
it's neat to see people going back that far to find stuff to animate.

Gura cute

https://vocaroo.com/1iCQCqrzi3QZ

>>7666780
ogey

>>7666780
i made it to 4 seconds

>>7666780
For a second I almost forgot this was a repost and was going to recommend medication.