/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

This thread will be better

thanks for the bread

>wifey gets oneguy’d yet again
i love my silly wife
fuck anti’s go shit urselves

can shondo show her full uncensored feet now since she showed her nipple

>baking immediately after that shitshow
nice anti thread

https://x.com/3_stannn/status/1793397338922205526
I thought you were one of the good one stan
>narcissistic femoid in replies
figured

>>76397306
i can only goon so much!

I hope she is having a good night, I care about her alot!

she's my fute bagel

>>76397305
luv me dum wife, simple as

just go all out

>DONT HECKIN SEGGUALISE UR WIFE YOU SICKO INCEL
making her feel awkward is a shitty thing to do, but acting like its a sin to think she’s sexy is retarded
purityfags should hang

>>76397347
Every thread since she took a break is an anti thread. Reminder that true shoggas voted against making new threads.

>>76396565
based on the upscale, the pink mark looks like a scab she recently picked off. prob a cunny pic then

>>76397071
good op, I came here to procrastinate but instead Im gonna keep hustling to make wifey proud

i love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE fallenshadow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she is the cutest most precious woman in the world! i love her so much! i want the world for her!!!! and i will get it for her because i love her so much!!!!! she is the best!!!! i will be there for her forever!!! i love you shondo!!!!!!!!!!!

SHONDO IM CUMMING

I'm glad I got to see my wife's lovely and poorly oxygenated skin.
I will now leave until the next shitstorm. As always I will be praying that many of you drop dead.

imagine her soft, pale skin coated with my spunk

im not imagining your spunk, Lurk.

just finished gooning to the chest pic. how is it going, shoggas?

>>76397403
>don't want to be sexualised
syadouClueless
this is the guy calling you a coomer whenever you think anything erotic about the girl who makes moaning noises on stream and is a huge femcoomer

>>76398870
How was Otis? Helped the experience no doubt?

>>76399136
used him as a cumrag

>>76399136
if you look at the picture upside down otis looks like a

>>76399187
sphinx? more like spunx

if you're gonna call people out just name names
simple as

>>76398959
is this bait?

>>76399270
a what?

>>76399397
Looks like a clip-watcher

>>76399397
>>76399435
syadouClueless

doesn't help that she has a little bruise that looks like a blurry bellybutton

https://youtu.be/nqd5xhwixLo
this song but replace "friends" with "wife"

I'll happily say that luvart liked every single one of the Pippacuck's tweets about how "negging" her is good, including his repost of the pic.

no clue who that is
stop stalking men, faggot

literally who'mst

>>76399481
i missed 3 of them, but i like making you mad.
faggot

>>76399353
I think that WYATT-copycat NIGGER is a NIGGER

>>76399481
>>76399567
stop posting about yourself

>>76399532
Woah she's glitching out! Must be listening to some EDM at da klub!

I like fallen shadow! I like her a whole lot! I hope she doesn't overthink what happened today! I'm looking forward to her streaming again!

>>76399532
I like this. If you made it, please do it for the other chibi gifs.

>>76399567
;)

>>76399567
that's a funny picture anon thanks for sharing it

https://onlyfans.com/fallenshadow

>>76399802
i made it myself!
feel free to use

not clickin ur ip grabber shogger

knowers know ;)

>>76399662

>>76399850
>https://onlyfans.com/fallenshadow
ISREAL

i know that i love fallenshadow

>>76399987
>last seen on otis's birthday

>>76399397
just because you want to pretend it didnt happen doesnt mean that people who mention it are baiting you
shondo has on many occasions over multiple years sexualised herself, unprompted

j-jannies...
spare me!

>>76399987
>before she was even 18

>>76400188
and this has what to do with the post?

>shadowmama hears her daughter making porn
>goes ahead and makes an OF account for her just in case
what a sweet mum

>>76400451
context reps eslchama?
>grrr dont sexualise the girl she doesnt like it
>um she sexualises herself
>is this le bait???
>she has done it repeatedly
>what does that have to do with anything?
retard

im glad the tourist got all of that out of there system

>>76400960
>there

>>76400711
Her liking to sexualize herself sometimes doesn't imply that she likes being sexualized by you any time you want.

>>76400960
>there

>>76401013
Chill out Retro, no need to come in /here/ guns blazing.

>Post flesh picture of your chest on twitter
>This is somehow not going to invite people to sexpest you
syadouClueless from her and syadouClueless from shoggers

>>76401013
Tough shit. Shondo doesn't control how 90% of people perceive her actions.

As William Blake said, nudity brings us closer to God as that was His intended condition for man, only the original sin caused the way people look at bodies today. Wife is simply trying to become closer to God and it's not a sexual thing.

>>76401938
why can't women just get used to being sexualized? they freely admit to seeing hot guys walking around and immediately start wondering if he might have the Perfect Dick™ for them and picturing themselves sucking it or getting fucked by it. isn't it flattering to know people want to fuck you, even ugly ones? surely that top 10% of men that 90% of women would prefer to share rather than have sole possession of a sub-90th percentile man don't freak out when they realize their gap-toothed methhead crazy cat lady neighbor wants to suck their dick. i mean it might not be exciting but it surely wouldn't be offensive. women are retarded. they're 'just like men', 'just a regular person', 'just want to be equal' until it's inconvenient and then suddenly they require special protections and considerations from the evil men who are sexually attracted to them without their consent

cocky want boing boing :)

>>76401703
I'm just being honest, Im not going to pretend to be neutered, she should know better at this point (she does).

i know you just added a month but feel free to add another to the hiatus, syonsyon. i'll be waiting for you

The hell is wrong shondo? Is it a job requirement for internet personalities to be completely psychotic? I don't get it

Can we rename the general to /taa/ tourists and antis?

homework:
derek the responses
pick the 5 worst and 5 best

>>76402471
this but unironically
captcha: 2 months great

>>76402120
this

>>76402561
Being a woman is a crippling condition m8

>>76402307
TL;DR women are selfish narcissistic sluts and Shondo's no exception. She wants to metaphorically wank off to how sexy she is but no one else can do it except maybe on a Wednesday if the stars align and you have the right astrological sign. Then and only then she might bestow upon you the privilege of sexualizing her.

>>76402471
she should take as long as she needs! I want her to be happy and ready when she returns!

>>76402882
She's already taking longer than she needs so she might as well take the year off.

>>76402587
I knew better than to reply to any of that.

theres no way shes not back to streaming levels yet
shes just using this time to get some of her work backlog knocked out

She actually started streaming again but kept it a secret from everyone /here/ because you all shit yourselves. Hirosaijo thought she was being a little mean so she decided to give a test on twitter today. Surprise, you all failed.

I will not bait post this thread

>>76403276
same

shondo will shut off for days in order to guilt trip everyone that had the slightest amount of sexual thoughts towards the chest pic, it's over

>>76403514
yeah, the odds of her having a brainworm the size of a graboid right now are 100%. we're all such degenerates for getting excited at a peek of upper chest flesh. we should be ashamed of our naughty penises

i am not feeling guilty over silently lusting after my gorgeous and beautiful wife

Shondo likely closed twitter thinking oopsie, made the weirdos pop out again. Oughta delete it
And she won't even remember by tomorrow

do you think Shondo secretly hates Saali for bringing so many horny NPCs to her community

>>76403514
The problem is that she got one guy'd so that means the rest of us have to suffer and not hear from her.

I hope she tweets a goodnight after all that

>>76403322
and that's fine

she said she was done with twitter for the day and now it's almost 2 am so it's tomorrow and she should fleshpost her tummy

I'm pretty happy knowing that she's happy enough to be a silly goose again, so I'm fine with her not tweeting for a while. A lot of you don't deserve it anyway.

>>76403322
Today was literally proof that she isn't back to streaming levels yet. Do you not twitter?

>posting chest and getting sexpested is streaming

>>76403792
>>76403604
you don't know your wife, dewd
at least i hope you don't if you say that

I hope she meant she was done with twitter forever so I stop having a reasoning to use my account. That site sucks, she should just talk to people in offchat or one of the protected discord channels

>>76397071
>le wholesome vtuber
>every time Shondo's in a good mood she fleshposts
reminder that if Shondo wouldn't have been a weeb she would've most likely tried to escape her waitress job by selling nudes like Shadowmama initially suspected

>>76404153
The good ending...

76404153
coomer brainrot

>>76404153
Yeah, she can't help being a stripper.

>>76404023
i dont think that at all you dingus. shes fine and likely just spent time under her desk

>>76404240
i figured it was you since you complained about her punishing all of us during the DoA stream

>>76404240
can confirm, i was using her computer and had my pants down. she couldn't help but suck my flaccid cock like a pacifier.
she'll be right as rain soon, dont worry guys

>so gay he does dewd reps

>>76404153
her voice feeds my imagination better than any form of flesh could do.

does someone have the shadowchama backrooms vod?

>>76404207
She's a woman and every woman's first instinct when anything happens is to take their clothes off. They do it in protest, they do it when they're happy. Sluttiness in their DNA.

>reading chat is gay
technically you're right

>>76404367
based
>>76404382
yes, dm orange

>>76404281
ok

76404407
coomer brainrot drivel, didn't read

>>76403394
jesse

>>76403514
i have sexual thoughts about her every day and i am not ashamed of that
i also have nonsexual thoughts about her many more times than that, probably on the order of atleast 60:1 theyre very nise thoughts

>>76404153
shondo has that hoe ultra instinct lmao

76404207
76404542
its really grim when a post by a "brainrotted coomer" as you cry is completely right
really says a lot about her and your copium

am i the only one who thinks the concert pics are hotter?

With the overwhelming flood of only fans whores is it really incorrect to say women resort to it for money? Like cmon

she is the best sidehoe after all

>>76404783
Same, I'm retarded so I could hardly tell what I was looking at with the pic earlier. Obviously shondo but the angle and where? Couldn't have figured it out.

64
coomer dick rider, don't rly care

>>76404153
If she was 10% less schizo she would've sucked dick for money.

Shondo isnt my oshi but she's the first one I'd fuck

>>76404947
>would've

>>76404947
How do I get to this timeline

>>76404783
no they definitely are
any image/video of her hands > feet pic > concert pics > a bunch of items where the age is questionable > this
I understand Shondo withdrawal driving people crazy, but this pic turning them into Shondopilled commenters was unexpected and a little sad

>>76405100
Anime and manga suggests walking out in front of a moving truck might help you shift to the other timeline.

>>76405118
You don't get to dictate what I find hot, Shondo. Don't make me masturbate to all your tweets cuz I will do it.

>>76404153
>le wholesome vtuber
purityfags need to be gassed

anti-kun you're starting to slack and you give me nothing funny to read lately. i think we should start seeing other people...

>>76405379
nobody will ever confirm that you came so who cares

>>76405369
Alright, wish me luck. I'll let you know if it gets me a shondo blowjob.

>>76403739
>horny NPCs
Thats not a nice way to talk about White Ribbons

>>76405811
What is this dogshit narrative lmao

>>76404323
>she couldn't help but suck my flaccid cock like a pacifier
Feral.

76405811
okay

>>76405744
Do you want me to email you cum tributes?

Yesterday literally an hour after her last tweet I thought “its been so long since she’s tweeted. i miss her” so seeing today’s tweet of her being goofy with Otis was nise. I just wish there had been a little more.
I would genuinely like an alt thats not as well known as ggs, something just for husbands.
>durr no knew alts hurr
The problem with those was they were completely secret and you either had to stalk through twitter to find it or hope it got leaked early, neither of which would be necessary for husbands.

>>76405625
Please don't leave me, I can improve! I can be the only anti you'll ever need.
Look, shondo should be pandering to coomers its all she's good for. See? I can make original content

>>76406090

>>76405996
I don't rly care what you do. I don't rly even have a reason to think you're a real person. go nuts

>>76406206
FUCK

i really didn’t notice how many fags and troons are regulars of her. i do a little dereking (as a treat) and its here a fag, there a troon. i guess thats good as its less people to worry about upsetting when I win

>>76406206
lord this lil semen demon needs to be stopped

>i do a little dereking (as a treat)
gayest post of the week, congrats

>>76403739
Without question. Chat was not nearly at the levels of degen horny back then as they are now thanks to his levels of clickbait.

What if shondo joined vailure

>all week
i’m assuming you’re excluding last thread from that being as it is its own category

What if ESL tourists didn't shit up the thread

After last thread I think we should be renamed to /zoo/
It would steer tourists away slightly if its less convenient to search for

what if americans werent fat

uuuuuuuuu i want to kiss her wrists better uuuuuuuuuuuu i get sad seeing the scars and knowing i cant make her happier uuuuuuuu

>posted hymen again
>again
wait shondo posted cooch pics before???
>>/vt/thread/76380734#p76394839

last thread was boring and filled with "horny NPCs" like another anon said, I didn't read after the first loop

>>76406890
Yes in my dms no you cannot see

sometimes I think about her siblings accidentally coming across places like this or shondopilled's videos and grimace
how likely is it that FE and shadowmama have already read through shondopilled comments with the whole family?

>>76406019
>something just for husbands
*something just for groomers
FTFY

>>76407092
Very likely, they obviously don't want to make her feel too uncomfortable. FE in particular knew that her fans will fuck the shumo, meanwhile I'm not degenerate enough to imagine anyone popping a boner over a plushie.

The best solution is a separate discord channel but she won't do that again because she's rightfully terrified of the main ones

Keep the thread warm
Gonna stroke my cock while thinking about my wife

>>76407092
FE was in the thread the other day defending her refusing to sort out issues with the house.

>>76407224
>meanwhile I'm not degenerate enough to imagine anyone popping a boner over a plushie.

you should leave this place so you can continue having a pure view of the community

>>76407111
>Tourist makes her feel weird and deletes a fleshpost
>Willingly replies to a known groomer with a fleshpost during the concert arc
I think we forgot who runs this shit and today we let tourism win. We need to do better /shon/ SadCat WetCat

Shadowmama here
If you want to fuck my daughter so badly you better plan on helping out with the mortgage

>his reading comprehension is still this poor several days later
Shondo was right about /vt/ being all ESL and women

>>76407332
>Tourist makes her feel weird
It should've been Mouz... oh how the mighty have fallen.

>>76407360
FT here
Done and done

>>76406736
This would be the most patrician thread on /vt/ if that didn't happen.

who the FUCK is Patricia?

I've avoided doing rrk reps because I am squeamish about gore and saw something last thread that made me feel bad. Not brain worms bad, more like I have let Shondo down bad. We should make this thread a better place guys, for her.

>>76407360
If you put the floor-shitting critter up for adoption.

she just knew threads were getting boring and wanted to spice things up a little

>>76407687
Why is coping preferable to improving things for the person you love?

so is she upset because of tourists or is she a coomer baiter for tourists
make this make sense

>wyatt
new Emperor just dropped, he got the first GGS reply in months :D
getting comfortable in my chair rn

Are you going to cry about her betraying you like you did with Pippa?

>>76408032
>or is she a coomer baiter for tourists
Shondo ONLY coomer baits for tourists, it's weird that she did it off-stream. Usually she waits until there's 4-5k live viewers before she gets sexual.

/obsessedwithmales/

>>76408213
>wife doesn't fuck you but fucks another guy
>"omg y r you so obsessed with males???"
Shondo... please have some empathy.

>>76407768
if she had been more specific about what upset her, i could better work to fix it. but as of right now i can only assume she got oneguy’d and that’s it
needs to be more comfortable speaking her mind without caring if it hurts feelings

>>76407360
I will provide a home for your family in a respectable cottage close to the home that your daughter and I will move into

>>76402686
a reminder that shondo willingly, deliberately, purposefully, chose to strip herself naked and only wear her shawl for this stream. because silly I guess

>>76407768
There is not much we can do. The most motivated posters are insecure people with severe paranoia and trust issues and obnoxious self-righteous infighters. Weirdly hostile tourists are part of it too.

>>76408336
Her business model depends on not hurting anyone's feelings.

>>76408158
nah she coomerbaits for ryonagods as well

>>76408313
it's not possible to empathize with you, you are alone. I am sorry, I can't save you.

>>76407092
Shon said that shadowmama has read the comments on clip channels and thought they were really silly.

>>76408399
>severe paranoia
>trust issues
>obnoxious
>self-righteous
>infighter
>Weirdly hostile
all me

>>76408467
:c

>>76408067
I sure love it when I do absolutely nothing and then suddenly I can't talk to or interact with someone who is supposed to be my wife because of literally One Guy.
What a fun marriage, Shondo!

The Shompy
https://files.catbox.moe/143mrf.mp4

>>76408578
move on fleece

remember the time shondo used a newfag to gaslight everyone into believing her moaning into the mic for the stretch redeem wasn't supposed to be a sexual thing?
I remember

third rates will never stop seething that fleece was a first rate

if you aren't having fun you've effectively been divorced, you're just slow to realize

>>76408695
She loves doing that, doesn't she? Shondo's like a third wave feminist in that sense. Being lewd is not lewd. Woman logic.

I miss my schizo punching bag...

You are bad at changing your typing style.

>people still think that there is a rat race to be won
>they still think that she is a vtuber to find someone to get involved with and settle down
>they think this is anything other than a bit of playful fun
>they think they aren't just a viewer and she is anything other than just the streamer
NGMI.

>>76408833
you are bad at taking your meds

>>76408836
>>they think this is anything other than a bit of playful fun
>>they think they aren't just a viewer and she is anything other than just the streamer
why do you have to hurt me every tiem :(

shondos small boobies

>>76408836
>>they think this is anything other than a bit of playful fun
>>they think they aren't just a viewer and she is anything other than just the streamer
what did he mean by this

>antis so insecure they snitch on themselves

anyone not lusting and fapping to the picture is is giga faggot retard who should be harrased and sent to the anti gay camps.
write down which shoggers didn't reply with lust. they are also the ones shitting this thread

I happened to like the fleshposting. Sure it made a few people too horny but that's the problem with being so attractive. Show a bit of skin and guys go crazy.

No need to take offense to it Shondo. Just relax for the rest of the day and let the schizos (she gave me the pass I can say it) here tire themselves out.

Short people don't understand how tiring it can be to have a good trait that's normal to you constantly brought up again and again. I hope she's not still under the desk.

>>76408578
So basically every marriage ever

rate my fix

I fapped but came to her babymetal concert attire instead to rebel against the thread and shondo

Was it really love or just a game.

>>76409867
>cooming to an older photo of her
you sure showed her

D is probably smiling down at us knowing that he's immortalized in a meme with her

>>76402307
You keep your thoughts like that inside. If you approach a women and immediately sexualize her she's most likely going to feel threatened or disgusted. Souce, I'm a girl with friends who are girls.

So, Shondo. Where was the yandere loli today when you let an outsider intrude on this relationship and sully a good thing you know we love seeing from you? Last I checked, Yanderes don't usually let that happen to their significant other. What happened to all that lore about eating bad people, yet we seem endlessly surrounded by them? I get you might still need time, but today showed you're still far from ready to come back to us.
Maybe you didn't intend for it to be some test, but it showed that things have not gotten all that better for the past 3 months. Arguably, there's aspects that are better and worse, but today was a step back if this was all it took. Your husbands will still be waiting for you, but it's clear that not enough time has passed. We miss our yandere loli.

>>76410268
>Souce, I'm a girl with friends who are girls.
did you say this on purpose so they would commit to doing the opposite of your post
that is cruel.

>>76410052
fleece is there too.

>>76410268
how big are your tits? post them or get out

>>76410052
>>76410348
link?

>>76410402
lol

>>76410402
>>76409965

>>76408967
the shoobies

>>76410385
If you're here then you probably like them small so I can't help you.

>>76410515
i'm bichestsual, i enjoy small and large titties

im in a pretty popular meme of shondo but obviously im not going to tell you who i am

>>76410724
Even if this were true do you really think anyone cares other than you

hey thats cool man, I respect you trying to match the status of a dead guy like you're still competing with him

>>76410789
do you need to care? im just happy i see myself besides her whenever you guys post it

people would treat me much more differently here if everyone had usernames here

>>76411136
shut up fleece

>>76410860
>>76393019
Hi darkkal!!

wyatt is King
sit in the chair, husbands

>>76410478

>>76408707
i'm a seething first rate actually

>>76411136
that would clear my name up dramatically but that is also less fun

>>76408977
>>76408889
i meant what i said

>>76410860
By posting it here you must be assuming other people care. Unless you treat this place like your own personal blog or diary.

>>76410268
Stinky femcel.

>>76411385
your name still has dirt on it from the things you do with your username attached

>>76411405
then I feel bad for you
you're saner than the people who believe the first two but also emptier

fallen shadow asmr to relax and fall asleep to… that’s the stuff. that’s the good stuff.

it's amazing how shondo is impossible to gain tingle immunity towards
her body and voice are 100% built for full throttle asmr and relaxation

There IS a rat race, and I am going to win it. The winner will worm his way into her heart, which is the entire fundamental purpose of this rebound turned career turned search for soulmate.

>>76411708
This except not her at all

>>76411832
ive only ever gotten tingles from her speaking normally or in a slight whisper when she does ASMR, not the forced extreme whisper kayfabe voice she does either, just a regular whisper only
ASMR sucks

the rat race started and closed off new participants long ago
the only way to win is through a barbie, and most likely nina or vivi
if you aren't already good friends with them it's shover
I guess there is the FE route

until she confirms the race i wont participate
but if she did i will win

>>76411536
i said dramatically, not completely shiggie

>>76412054
you already lost

>>76412000
>Nina
>Vivi
It's over for me then, those are the only ones I absolutely despise. All of the other barbies have a lot of good qualities and uniqueness to them. Those two are bottom of the barrel.

>>76411505
anon, pray tell, who do you yourself think cares about your feelings about that post when you first replied?

>>76412783
Your post makes zero sense esl. Me telling someone that no one cares about their made up story doesn't equal whatever you're trying to say it does.

>>76412000
you're forgetting a lot of other candidates too, all of the critters and shadowmama are still up for grabs

>>76412445
;)

>>76412903
nobody cares about your feelings about posts here bro.

>>76412959
based anti

>>76413063
What is she thinking right now?

>>76412993
Yeah that's my point retard. The thread is about shondo. People should be making threads to talk about shondo. People should care about shondo not about the person behind the posts.
>Uhhh I was totally in a meme but you guys would absolutely care about me so I won't tell you about it
What was the point in a post like that. Get a diary.

>>76413334
ain't reading that
don't care

>>76413150
;)

so tight uooooooooooooh

>>76412920
dude wtf the critters are like 16,15, 7. I meant having FE as a wingwoman instead of Nina or Vivi

>>76413555
I can wait

>>76413555
we like those numbers here

just make sure you live in a mansion or country estate before the next merch drop and FE/shadowmama will comment on your address

>>76413535
>playing troon simulator
ngmi

everything will be okie dokie. Shondo will return and it will be glorious.

Thinking about the day when I'm seeing her smiling face again makes me Smile

She fucked up. The hiatus is too long, I've lost interest completely.

>>76414036
good
fuck off and dont come back

>>76414036
She won't notice you being gone.

>lost interest completely
>still posting in a shondo thread
fibber

>>76413936
>>76413808
Are you a bot?

I hope the attention you get from this bait makes up for Shondo never reading your messages

>>76414105
of course she won't. we know she doesn't gives a shit about her husbands no matter how much she lies about it

This reminds me of the roar of the spark.

>so fat he uses plural pronouns

>>76411832
The best part of her asmr for me is her giggling, laughing, breathing, kissing, mouth noises. It's relaxing.

>>76414582
The best part is when she finally shuts up and stops reading chat, redeems, donations, gifts, subs and resubs.

she cares about me :)

The best part is when she slowly strokes my ears and counts down from 10

the quiet breathing and talking in my ear

Shondo is currently listening to death grips and wet leg.

based
i hope she likes exmilitary :)

i want to take shondo to a sauna or onsen and watch her turn into a shlobster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBvoKLmRHHo

peeling off the shonskin flakes after she cooks herself in the bath

>>76414582
Good taste. I think my brain is somehow wired to find any sound she makes appealing so it's hard to choose any favorites, but her breathing and heartbeat make me very emotional at times. Like "Wow, this beautiful person actually exists! She's actually alive in the same narrow stretch of time as me. How did I end up so lucky?"
Her giggles get to me too, really any sign of her being in a good mood. It makes me feel like the universe is a just and fair place for a moment.
I also really love when she whispers certain words or vowels, especially the ones that make her accent come out. The way she makes those sounds is so pretty that I swear my brain shuts off other functions to focus harder on processing it. I love wifey induced shtrokes!

>>76415032
this won't be the first time I stick my dick in a bagel

it won't be the first time it doesn't make it out the other side either

BOOM

lol shondo you horny ugly little slut
why dont you post about your hymen again and piss off another artist you thought cared about you

>>76416410
move on fleece

>>76415157
are you calling shondo a fat bagel

now in her mind this is going to be an "incident" that reinforces her trauma when it doesn't need to be

the incident where she meets me will be big

wouldn't be the first time otis cucked husbands

>>76416410
sure she's a horny little slut (for me) but she isn't ugly

shonshon :(

Shondo just post your shunt and get it over with. It's clear you want to

>>76416888
my princess is so cute even when she's upset
checked

>>76416888
shobbit lookin ahh wife

>>76417104

why was she such a hypocrite today
it is a fact she wants us to lust after her body

>>76417192
would 24k for

>>76417322
yes us as in husbands, at an appropriate time in an appropriate place
none of these conditions were met

>>76417408
It is always appropriate to lust after her sexy body

it was a nice gesture. must've taken a lot just to work up the courage to post that for her starving husbands

>>76417228
would marry and have many shobbit babbies with

>>76417408
>none of these conditions were met
I can't even name a single regular aside from Khaal that said anything bad. This is the DOA stream all over again with letting some random fuckhead ruin shit for the rest of us.

>>76417018
in DMs to me

>>76417725 me
And even then, what Khaal said was just about Otis and it wasn't even related to her body.

>he cant sense his wife's presence

shondolamadingdong

>>76417484
she probably just did it without thinking as usual
:D
D:
>>76417725
you wont retcon the DOA shit no matter how hard you try, literally everyone was clowning on her and most of the super regulars were even at it pretty harshly
the one random guy didnt even bring up her family out of nowhere he responded to something she said

>>76417918
>most of
>using super regulars unironically
Opinion discarded. :)

love my wife, shondo

>>76417918
if she can't ever do things without thinking and getting anxiety over the outcome then she won't ever do anything

>>76418011
i doubt she was being unironic

>>76418064
that's what trauma does, it physically mind breaks your brain and it seeps into other aspects of your life unrelated to it

luv me wife
goodnight shoggas
hate you shoggers

>>76418011
shondo uses the term multiple times
you cant retcon history, just check the images posted or check the chatlog in the vod

>>76418011
of course you will discard her opinions, dumbass anti

id just want her to know i don't think any less of her because of that picture

>samefagging responses when ignored
LMAO

point out the samefag

:)

thats what i thought

>>76410515
>you probably like them small so I can't help you
Male preferences are a meme, men like women and women like women. As long as you're not morbidly obese or a burn victim you theoretically have a chance with any man on Earth, if you were stuck on an island with a billionaire it wouldn't take him more than a day to find you desirable.

goodnight shoggas

is she the cutest because she's shondo suzimiya
or is she shondo suzimiya because she's the cutest

>>76415032
wtf is she yapping about? shes such a schizo

>>76419401
ESLchama...

>>76415032
ive intentionally not been watching shondo stuff because I know it'd make me miss her and this made me miss her

>>76419467
i know what the words mean individually but combined it's meaningless mush, just baby talk

>>76417228
how bushy do you think her eyebrows actually are?

>>76419537
Yes that tends to happen when you don't practice a language enough.

>>76419626
you sound 100x more coherent than your schizo oshi

>>76419541
Not much less than that image. They're probably extremely cute. I get the feeling she would obscure them with bangs though.

>>76419710
That's because reading a language and understanding it when spoken are different skills ESLchama. Please stop skipping class...

>>76419710
what would you like explained
ill be nice

>would obscure
>would
are you being clueless on purpose, shoggachama
acting like a tourist isnt funny ya know

>>76419541
>>76419723
I disagree. Bushy eyebrows are caused by high testosterone which she doesn't have, Shondo's eyebrows even unplucked have to be 30-40% thinner than those of an average man.

>>76419833
idk what you're talking about. Smile.

>>76419795
she thinks shes fucking cute like a bagel??? wtf even... why would a bagel be fucking cute?

it's a woman thing you wouldn't get it

>>76420043
>hes so clueless he doesn’t know women use ‘cute’ to describe 99% of things
>he doesnt know it’s a riff on “would you still live me if i was a ____”

>live me
Its shover
Now I am become ESL-kun, destroyer of language.

>>76420120
>he doesn't know that women talk like babies
sorry my oshi isn't a schizo

>>76420217
Then leave. Our oshi is a schizo.

>>76417061
>>76417127
Gross

>>76420283
whatever you weirdos

>>76420043
it started with her saying the word melancholy
she got self conscious about how she said that word because of what chat said
then she thought of another funny word to say like rutabaga
she was enjoying how it sounds and making jokes about the word with chat
it sounds similar to futebagel, fute meaning funny & cute
she played off of this and asked if you'd still love me if I was a bagel

>>76420345
She’s my fute bagel <3

WE ARE SHO BACK

>>76420336
holy schizo batman! what level of mental illness would I need to be a shondo fan? lol

>>76420336
I love how her zoomer brainrot always resorts in totally different conversations from where they start.

>>76420413
k youre shitposting nevermind

>>76420413
ADHD is pretty common especially with vtubers.

>>76420415
Have you ever watched an episode of the Simpsons?

>>76420396
:)

>>76420415
Right? Same with the Super Regular™ bit that she said ironically making fun of the idea of Muh Favorites. But apparently that is not an ironic term. :)

last for loving my wife

>>76420345
I love these cute retarded faces she makes. I don't know how to describe it other than retarded, she seems slow but in a cute way? Retarded girls are the best, they always have pinchable cheeks.

first for my loveable wife

>>76420475
>Have you ever watched an episode of the Simpsons?
Not recently. Is there an episode where Lisa calls herself a fute bagel?