/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I'm in love with Gura!

>>7553895
NO HAT

hora dorfin HORA DODFRFUN HORA DORUFIN DORFAN DOORPHONE

I hope she eats more ice cream tonight

>>7554085
Yes, yes. Good.

Gura cute Gura cute!

About to start my reps so that I'm done before the stream starts

>>7554163
Gura's armpits are cute!

I love Gura

>>7554179
Same bud. See you then.
>>7554199
Extremely.

Sharkpit zone, eh?

SMOOCHING GOOBER

>>7554526
I want to lick Gura's gills!

>>7554049
Now it should work

>>7554845
lol it's so cursed

>>7554845

>>7554979
>>7555344
You're welcome.

Imagine carrying Gura like this and then spinning her around and doing this: https://files.catbox.moe/apgdlj.png

>every night I wish upon the first star I see that Gura finds a good husband
What are you doing to protect your oshi's smile?

>>7555800
Always liked the idea of carrying her around on my shoulders. It'd be a lot of fun.

https://twitter.com/shouu_kyun/status/1423428086909915139
Shouu deserves it

>>7555908
Trying my best to become that good husband.

>>7555992
I send her good thoughts and do the same, I'm gonna marry this cute shark one day

Thread is sleepy just like Gura today

>>7556248
we comfy

I know nothing about this game but I hope it isnt too.... ya know. Like that.

>>7556322
Boring as fuck? It will be.

>>7556322
Outside of a gay turtle it just seems like a boring platformer. I’m sure Gura will make it a comfy stream

Cute shark extra soon!

Cute Gura very soon

>>7556248
I've been really sleepy today too. I tried to take a nap before her stream and hit the snooze button a few times.

>>7556322
It's not in your face with THAT stuff from what I've looked up.

GRRRRROOOOOOOMBAAAHHHH TIME

>>7556358
Yea I know that
>>7556375
>>7556419
Cool good to hear I couldnt give a shit less about that kind of stuff but I hate when its shoved in my face.

It's Gura time!

Cute shark NOW

BLOOP MY NIGGA IS BACK

And I start smiling as soon as she starts talking.

She sounds cuter than normal today

BLOOP BROS?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

she sounds like a child

MY NIGGA BLOOP IS FREE

a milkshake, eh?

>CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE

Oh no no no she took THE pill

Goorah took her meds!

She's on the pill

>>7556640
>>7556643
samefag desu

>>7556675
>>7556681
>>7556682
No more stinky milk farts…

pepto bismol shark

>>7556675
>>7556682
Creampies with no consequences.

is she ovulating?

fuck yeah comfy stream part 2

only a few minutes in and the stream is already great

she's been so much cuter recently what happened

Were gonna get a lot of uwu speak this stream aren't we. I'm okay with it

>>7556823

>>7556823
Been in a better mood, I suppose

>>7554845
I fucking love this place sometimes

>>7556823
I gave her the pill, she'll be back for more. Hehehehe

>>7556823
Feels like schizo posting but I wouldn't be surprised if either she's feeling better after the family stuff / it gave her a new outlook on life.

My dogs name is Pepper and she is SUPER confused right now.

Hold on, what's wrong with salad in tortilla? I do that all the fucking time:
>tortilla
>salad leaves
>chicken sausage + ketchup
>sauce from greek yogurt, garlic & onion powder, mayo & finely cut tomatoes
>slap it together and roll that shit

>>7556375
>gay turtle
Oogay

Gura stops to chat for a minute after each dialogue, I love how chatty she’s been

I love how she's going off on all these tangents already

Gura will rob you of your quarters, chumbuds

>>7556849
Not about shipping, but that is a really cute idea

Gura talking about if you steal coins from a wishing well. What a weird topic to start the stream. Of course she wouldn't really do that.

>>7557000
Goorah already is my wish.

>you too can become professional streamer
kek

Why do I feel like this game is more cynical than it presents itself?

>>7557025
Yeah, that was very cheeky and clever

>>7557039
Because you are cynical and are projecting?

gura should do more chatting streams

>>7556901
Not schizo. She really did seem down about her family thing, and time has passed. Seems like a reasonable guess. Schizo would be insisting that that's the case and/or posting nonstop about it.

ngl she's pretty hot

I wish Gura would eat one of us, from the waist up

She's so chatty today that she doesn't want to even start the game I love herrrrrrrr

She's extra cute and funny today bros.

>>7557021
Not only is it illegal, but a very very large majority of the money thrown into wishing wells goes to local charities. So not only are you stealing wishes, you're stealing from charities like pet shelters and medicine research. By stealing from a wishing well, you will have at least killed some people and animals.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBddUk46vfo
Gumball is actually pretty great.

>>7556823
back to a healthier routine now that she's streaming regularly.

I just realized how much Gura sounds like Gumball.

brap brap

>>7557144
don't give them ideas

>>7557144
It's current year, anon - do you *really* believe that?

Gura has watched Shion's new cover!

>>7557144
I always wondered what they did with the money, thought it just went to the city

She's so cute and bubbly, It hurts.

>>7557245
>Shion
Who?

Jesus, I would love to see Gura try an Ado song

>>7557245

She definitely just chose this game because it's cute and comfy. Looking like it's gonna be a good stream

>>7557301
shion is extremely cute and she was my favorite before i watched gura's debut!! you should check her out!!

>Gura playing the game one handed
What is she doing with the other hand anons?

>>7557245
despresshion...

Hey guys, I don't think I've ever posted in the /ggg/ threads before, but I've had a ton of frustrations involving Gura and Ame and I just wanted to ask opinions and potentially advice.

It's nothing they themselves have done, I do enjoy watching them both and I think they're both good people, but I think /vt/ and probably people outside of here that are in their fanbases is actively ruining my enjoyment of them. In Gura's case, it's people who post about numbers, and her being the greatest VTuber of all time, and her being this godlike singer. In Ame's case, it's all of the fucking gosling posting, calling her this GFE experience VTuber when at this point I have no idea what that even means anymore, or if she even comes close to that, she just feels like a streamer who's having a good time, etc. And all of the shipping with them, people talking about yuri and yuribaiting, etc. is just really grating to me, it just rubs me the wrong way.

I get it, I shouldn't take 4chan seriously and I should just ignore fans, but I really can't, it's too ingrained in Hololive imo at this point, and this stuff doesn't just apply to Hololive really either, it applies to a lot of VTubers in general to me, I'm just using these two as examples. Am I just missing something? Or am I looking for something in VTubing that isn't there for me? I dunno, I just wanted to rant. I do enjoy Gura and Ame, they're both fun streamers, Ame's a creative and fun person, and Gura is a very good singer and has a fun wit about her I like, but it gets hard to enjoy them with all of this shit piled on top of them. I dunno if this whole rant is cringe maybe it is, I just wanted to rant to people who might understand my mentality and who most likely watch these people more then I do.

>I can play this one handed
>Why do they call him High Frog?
off the chain today

>>7557334
kek how about no

>>7557338
jerking me off.

Possible Amazing World of Gumball watch-a-long marathon happening. Might be interesting. Also, Ado cover may be on the table. Good if she does either of them.

>>7557369
it's so easy to stay caught up!!

>>7557301
She's cute! Funny too! She's a smug sassy kusogaki, you should check her out newfriend.

>>7557353
DID.NOT.EVEN.READ.
TAKE.YOUR.MEDS.
KILL.YOUR.SELF.

>>7557353
k

>Gura wants to murder flies

>>7557380
I've never seen the show but it'd be nice to see a zoomer cartoon through the eyes of a zoomer. Might end up liking it, who knows.

>>7557353
>actively ruining my enjoyment of them
stop caring retard
>>7557392
>you should check her out
i don't watch retired streamers

>>7557353
Chumbuds dont give a fuck about numbers its false flaggers literally 99% of the time.
Teamates.... yea they arent funny and are twitch fags.
Just Ignore things you dont like and enjoy the streams.
Also remember to call all ship fags niggers.

Chumbuds, my chat keeps disconnecting in stream. What do?

>>7557369
No? I mean, that's weird because it looks like your work history...

>>7557420
It's not a bad show.

>>7557457
mine too, think it's a youtube thing.

>>7557353
Nigger, I'm trying to watch the stream. Limit your post lengths. Learn to not give a fuck and enjoy the shark.

>>7557457
Maybe try using the HyperChat browser extension? Its supposed to reduce CPU usage in YouTube chat.

>>7557437
I know, I should ignore them, it's just difficult like I said given how ingrained this shit is into Hololive. Maybe I'm overreacting, I probably am, it's just hard.

How fucking small is she to have her feet dangling from sitting on a chair?

>>7557475
Fucking susan, why does their shit never work? Small startup company, btw.

>>7557427
>retired streamers
You use that word, esl-chama, and I don't think you know what it means, my nigga.

>>7557353
Are you the same schizo from yesterday?

>>7557472
It's probably not, but if I'm honest I doubt I'll ever watch it if Gura doesn't do a watchalong.

>7557353
>7557437
>7557503
>told to fuck off
>throws entire can of bait
What are you going to try next after tribalism, retard?

>>7557503
It isnt ingrained at all you're just a fucking board addict.

God i wish i were that sea horse

so that's why she hates foot stuff

>>7557457
Disable Hyperchat if you have it.

>>7557457
i use this and it works well:
https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/396532-youtube-live-cpu-tamer

i log chats live with xenova/chat_downloader, and recently i've noticed it disconnecting, too, which says there's a problem with the API, not just the frontend. so a couple of disconnects per stream might not even be a problem on your end.

>>7557530
it's a combination of her roommate being short and playing the game with the chair's hydraulics pushed all the way up so it's snug under the desk

Stop replying to that Schizo and enjoy the stream instead

>Only 15k
The fall of Gura and hololive.

Gura's scared of the dark. Cute!

>>7557492
I'm using HyperChat, tried it with it turned on and off... nothing. Also, my cpu usage isn't even in the double digits. So it can't be that, either.

VOCALOID GURA

>>7557545
Retired means not streaming anymore. Streaming less than twice a week isn't streaming.

That hurts your ears? OH NYOOOO

Gura still scared of the dark and dangling her feet out of her bed or the monsters will get her. Why is she so cute.

>>7557619
are you lost?

>>7557622
I disabled the hyperchat in addons and my chat started working, took a while to figure out.

>>7557552
Nah legit this is probably my first time posting in this thread, like I said I just figured I'd ask people who are genuine fans and probably understand this shit better then I can.

That whole posts comes off as cringe I know, but again, just figured I'd ask around.

>>7557353

>>7557485
>I'm browsing an image board and not watching the shark, but let me bitch about my ADD passive-aggressively and blame you for my inability to watch shark
Holy tween. Come back when you can read at a 12th grade level, or graduate.

She talks about her family a lot more these days. It's really comfy.

>>7557589
Okay, I disabled it and restarted the browser. That fixed it. Thanks!

GURA MY EAR DRUMS JUST BURST LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>7557692
I love that she's opening up more

GURA MADE ME NOSTALGIA WITH THAT FUCKING VOCALOID SONG ARRUUGHGHHHHHHHHH

>>7557670
No.

now we know what songs she's gonna sing her next karaoke stream

>>7557772
you sure are since this is not the numberfaggot thread you subhuman

>>7557690
I can watch the shark and read an image board at the same time, dumbass. Posting long ass schizo posts is distracting and shits up the thread.

>>7557631
Oh, you poor thing. Bless your heart, you're retarded. .

She's barely even into the game we got some good stuff out of it. Game has mostly turned into a vehicle for free chat. Also, possible different cover to do of "Sekai" by Hatsune Miku? I think that's what I heard her say.

>>7557769
Hatsune Miku was at Coachella a while ago.

>>7557849
see >>7557873

>>7557874
>Game has mostly turned into a vehicle for free chat.
everyone uses Minecraft for that but Gura doesn't like that game solo
even menhera Matsuri free-chats while fishing for treasure or something

>>7557353
Seems like you've let /vt/ paint your views of Hololive as a whole. You can try taking a break from vtubers, and especially /vt/ for a while to try and see if it's fixed, but if that doesn't work then there's probably no saving it and you should realize that you've just fallen out of interest in vtubers, or at least Gura and Ame. I managed to get myself out of the blind hatred that /vt/ can instill in you after a while, hopefully you can do the same.

>>7557873
>invest into chuuba that streams once a month
kek fuck off, she's dead streamer

DON"T MUTE THE SNORTS YOU DUMB SHORK

>tfw New Yorker
Please Gura don't bully me

>>7557961
You might be right. Someone mentioned that I was a board addict and that also might be true. I tried taking a break from /vt/ for a few days but I ended up coming back, and I'm sure I've let /vt/ paint my views of Hololive as a whole. I mean I still enjoy VTubers I never really stopped, it's just fan mentality with what I described that really gets to me, it's hard. I guess maybe I need to take a break completely from VTubers for like a week or two and see if that helps? I dunno if it will but it's worth a shot.

Gura finally got gotted with an actual frog pun. She actually didn't see that coming.

oh look, she's playing a 3D platformer published by Gears of Breakfast, which reminds me of the fact she didn't continue playing "A Hat in Time".

>>7558091
Holy shit can't you decide anything for yourself you maggot?

>>7558076
You know being bullied by cute shark makes your day.

>>7557829
But it's a Gura thread.

>plants can't be mean to you

>>7558091
Might also want to look at some of the more relaxed, less spergy boards. /v/ used to be my main board before /vt/, but I would also take breaks from it at places like /ck/ or /qst/.

Gura will only throw you off a building if it has a window confirmed.

Chill it with the anti-china rhetorics, Gura.

>>7558249
That's a good idea I probably just need new hobbies besides VTubers lmao.

So is there actual gameplay there or is it one of those "games"?

>>7558283
It's a different time now, she has to do it

>>7558305
Subscribed to that post!

>>7558283
>tranny game
>EAT THE BUG
they're not even being subtle anymore

>>7558348
This is the gameplay?

>>7558348
you walk around collecting fruits, talking to furries and wins.

DAMN FROG-SAN

>>7558348
It's a Strand-type game, nigga. Chill and enjoy cute shark.

The aesthetic of the game really looks like "your teenange daughters 2013 tumblr blog + hidden porn blog" if you asked me to put it into words

>>7558458
who authorized you to have children?

Chumbuds on suicide watch after being cucked live on stream by a frog.

>>7558486
But this is me

>>7558458
You have a lot of experience with that chumbud?

Oya oya frog got a good reaction out of her like the frog pun. Pretty good stream so far and I don't think she's completed any tasks yet.

>>7558486
Nah, she called me cute.

>>7558500
My god, you're handsome. Not as cute as Shark, though - you understand.

>>7558500
Based chadfrog.

>>7558486
>immediately uses the line on chat.
SAVED

>>7558486
jokes on you, sharks can be impregnated by more than one male at a time.

>>7558500
I blew your ass up and left you on the railroad tracks by the dozens.

>>7558509
More than enough

>>7558559
But Chris-chan, that was your mother - take your meds now. Obey Chad Step-phrog, son.

Are the crabs holding trans flags or am I seeing things?

>>7558615
there's no pink, you're imagining that part.

>>7558615
Yes. DBD was even worse than this though.

>>7558650
Fuck I have to adjust color balance then

>>7558615
Nah the flags and Pom poms are blue and white

Gura needs to play Sonic Adventure.

>>7558500
Chad frog, I...

>Gura got 12 hours of sleep
I'm happy she did her sleeping reps.

Gura's pc is still having problems LET'S GOOOOO

Well played, Gura. I thought that windows disconnect sound was on my end.

Dead game references

Chumbuds....?

Tying the knot with Gura!

>>7558841
I'm 31. Sometimes I just need to wipe out of nowhere.

>>7558841
I mean I guess?

>>7558571
...Oh.
My condolences. Kek.
>>7558689
I'm pretty sure Gura would rage at the JANK of that game, and I'm not sure has the patience that Korone does to power through it.

oh my god Gura just said A BAD WORD

Ahoy

Gawr moment

>>7558926
>You wanna hear an even worse word?
Kike Niggerfaggot

Gamer word incoming...saomeday.

>>7558927
>Senchou!!! Aho~y!

RRAT
https://files.catbox.moe/0lce8z.mp4

>>7558500
Reminds me of this

>>7558961
Yelling "nigger" on a bridge with Gura!

rrat

>>7558927
and then they fuck right?

Just noticed Gura liked this.
https://twitter.com/UnexistArts/status/1423072558228721665

>>7559213
bunny feet

Let's start with Gura, anons

>>7559268
No, I will not start with her! She is smart and very good at solving puzzles. Especially easy baby puzzles. You could say they're her specialty.

>>7558500
She just can’t resist me

Smooth jazz and a cheezy pickup line is the way to Gura's heart

>>7558500
leave some shark for the rest of us...

Gura is a Dragonball Super anon?

I'd like Gura to be on her knees....

Know that feel Gura. I watched South Park alone so much I can recite almost every episode and I know which ones are banned from Comedy Central.

gura describing her tamagotchi cause she hopes chat will find it for her... cute...

>have literally all day to eat
>eat during the 3 hours they stream
Why?

>>7559660
Gura sleeps during the day

>>7559660
it's cute and we keep asking her to do it

>>7559660
Why would you question something so cute

>>7559660
mukbang is content you pleb

>>7559660
I like it when she eats.

>Gura suggesting a felony on stream as a joke to combat another felony.
My cute southern criminal shark!

>>7559660
1) They know we like to hear them eat.
2) They neglect themselves.

The game is whatever but it's brought out very cute parts of Gura and lead to some funny tangents.

>>7559852
what? filling your mailbox with cement isn't a felony

>>7559887
It is in the northern states lmao.
Some of the southern ones have made it a misdemeanor, though.

>>7559887
Messing with your mailbox in any way that it was not designed to be messed with is a felony in Burgerland.

>It's huge
>It's getting bigger
>Ow

TICKS ARE BACK ON THE MENU

Get in the robot, Gura

>bug bite
Well, if she didn't have ticks before, now for sure she has it
>>7559940
>>7559933
What the fuck? You can carry pistols but putting lead into mailbox is a no no?

>>7559940
If it's a federal installation, or on public property - yes. One you install yourself? Nah.

>>7559986
burgers really value their mail

>Gura likes vore
She is just perfect

Gura watching Pelicans eating birds whole videos. Wonder what her recommendations must look like.

>gooses

why are people afraid of geese they're like a foot tall just kick it, stomp on it

Gura's cuteness today is going to be the death of me. Somebody help me.

>>7560087

>>7559986
My nig, we can't even go to the hospital without incurring life-long debt, and that makes you surprised? Burgerland is ass-backwards.
The gov't really likes to protect its mail; how else will they let you know it's your time on the cock carousel?

>goose vs pelican
the goose would wreck the shit out of the pelican before shitting on it's corpse.

>Gura having deja memories from the other timeline

>>7560112
adult goose or swan can break your fucking arm with a swing of its wings
google relative muscle strength of animals
hint: humans are not at the top

>>7560145
The pelican will just eat the goose.
Swan is what you're thinking of.

>>7559962
>>7559986
Wait, have ticks been a thing in the past?

>>7560145
Fucking geese man. I remember being a little kid and feeding the geese, and then I ran out of bread but they didn't give a shit so I got chased by like ten geese.

>>7560112
You ever get in a fight with a goose? They don't fuck around. Some of them are strong enough to break your arm.

>>7560028
That isn't news
https://files.catbox.moe/jeswo4.mp3

>>7560192
>The pelican will just eat the goose.
I'd like to see one try.

>>7560207
it's an old schizo rrat

>>7559986
the modern postal system was invented by a US founding father, please understand

>>7560233
>>7560223
>>7560212
That webm of the horse kicking the goose and breaking its neck was funny as fuck though. Cocky fuckers need to chill out

>>7559962
TICKSCHIZO WAS FROM THE FUTURE

>>7560045
I wonder if she has seen snapping turtles, well, snapping

>>7560279

>>7559159
All night long.

>>7560223
>Some of them are strong enough to break your arm.
Are your arms made of spaghetti or something? Its a fucking hollow boned bird, just punch or kick it.

>>7560280
Oh so that's where John Titor went.

>>7560207
>>7560251
I've only seen references to it, but I'm gonna guess based on context that it has something to do with that one tick that can make you allergic to red meat?

why were people so angry about this game earlier it seems cute

>>7559968
Get in the robot or we're going to make Ame do it again.

>>7560317
Huke designed the wrong holo

>>7557420
I wouldn't call it a zoomer cartoon.
https://youtu.be/OpKWWpsVLtU

>>7560314
>hollow boned
So are you, retard. Human bones are porous and our muscles aren't even the strongest among great apes, let alone reptiles or birds.

>>7560324
exactly, there's a rrat that she was bit by one of those ticks and that's why she eats vegan meat instead of red meat.

>>7560314
It's a hollow-boned bird with enough strength to push itself into the air. Do your pathetic man-meat arms with filled bones have the ability to do push-ups so strong you force gravity's grip on you to lessen? No? I thought not, bitch boy. You probably don't even lift.

Always interesting to see which dumb memes make Gura sigh and which ones make her bust up laughing

>>7560341
Some people look for any excuse to be angry.

>>7560341
Because 4chan goes crazy over anything remotely connected to LGBT stuff

>>7560279
This was pretty funny

Guys.... I love Gura very much but holy fuck this game is boring as hell.
Its almost offensive how little gameplay there is in this game.

>>7560472
Yeah, I definitely wouldn't play it myself, but I'm glad Gura is having fun and thinks it's cute. It really is a perfect game for her.

>>7560472
Yeah but Gura has been chatty the entire stream so it’s kind of a blessing

>>7560472
It's a tranny game. They always have a lot to say but nothing of substance or any interest. Who was it that played another one and complained about it? Ame? The one where narration gets obnoxious 5 minutes in.

>>7560472
I like how chatty it allows Gura to be.

>I like leafs
this stream is officially claimed for Canadia.

>>7560533
soon

>>7560472
It's supposed to be "turn your brain off" kind of game. I'm just listening to her tangents, It's been great.

>>7560472
>Its almost offensive how little gameplay there is in this game
$25 for this btw

>>7560314
These iidjits are mistaking swans for geese.

>>7560472
Oh yea, the game itself is a 0 substance collectathon. It's great for Gura to just do a zatsudan though, since she can't bring herself to just do a zatsudan. At least she's enjoying herself

>>7560371
>>7560375
>He wouldn't kick the shit out the bird, grab its neck, start biting, all while hooting and hollering like an ape
Weak willed faggots the lot of you

>>7560533
She laughed like she knows...

>>7560569
you're a homophobic bigot if you think it's expensive
>>7560596
well yes, grabbing the neck is the move
only the experienced wild canadian goose won't let you grab it's neck before breaking your nose and jaw with wings

>>7560435
Based
Do you have the one of someone grabbing one's neck and tossing it?
>people are afraid of these little shits
lel

Sometimes I wonder how our Oshis handle their periods and streaming.

>>7560644
Is this bait?

>>7560659
hopefully they should just take the day off unless it's some super important event. if you can't solve that problem with a job that lets you make your own schedule then what the fuck is the point?

>>7560659
yeah but what the fuck is that

>>7560659
fuck off chupacabra

>>7560659
>>7560688
>>7560696
>>7560711
That's how I look irl, I'm Canadian

>monarch butterfly
Didn't Gura said before TV ads voices make her head feel funny?
>>7560696
>>7560711
it's an elephant under very bad light

>>7560736
>Didn't Gura said before TV ads voices make her head feel funny?
What is going on with this girl biologically?

>>7560659
Any woman who isnt a fucking retard or a cunt can control their emotions well enough for it not to matter.
Just watch Matsuri if you want to know when your oshi is on the rag.

>>7560472
Just think of it as a chat stream with an interactive screensaver.

Oh no. Gura raising butterflies and couldn't save that one with medical treatment.

>>7560659
my oshi only streams while she's having her period

>>7560736
>elephant under very bad light
bull fucking shit that's an elephant. That's a fucking chupacabra.