/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Krum is playing dum
https://twitch.tv/Krumroll

Esila is reading us fairy tales
https://www.twitch.tv/mystiknight

Para is wheezing
https://twitch.tv/parasi

>>75446651
She really can't help herself when it comes to shitting on the app

>>75446897
i cant blame her tbdesu

>>75446651
chat always knows so much about other NEXAS streams, are you guys watching more than the sheep on that app?

>>75447229
>are you guys watching more than the sheep on that app?
yep, our general can be a little toxic but we try our best to keep things civil while watching streams >>75446216

>>75447229
Esila is the only one I consistently catch live. I'm interested in some of the others like Odette and Lumi but haven't really kept up with all of the restreams. It'll be easier if/when they are on different sites.

>>75447229
I've watched some of:
Nano: autist, cringeweeb, very inexperienced, fps gamer, she's in for a struggle, but she's nice
Odette: very pleasant voice and cute accent, very comfy and she did a cute cover on her youtube
Melody: cute singer
Rixxy: yapmaxxed, quirky-voiced hag, she'll do great

>>75447430
Oh, also a bit of Lumi, she'll also do fine, comfyhag PMA supportive mom vibes

>>75447345
Why did the previous thread use Essie to numberfag?

>>75446651
maros opened, link to be posted tomorrow
delaying to make a fun picture for it

>>75446693
>the worst thing is...
>it's not the worst thing but you can really feel it when you are around people who are not alone but you are the only one who is alone
>you look arroud you and you feel more apart
>because like... you know what i mean?
>anyway...
>>that's a social reject
>yeah, EXACTLY!!!
>but i like being a social reject so it's okay
>i embrace it... i embrace it...
>im a social reject in real life and maybe even online now...

>>75447514
honestly have no clue

>>75447514
yeah, beats me, too, but at least it made some kind of sense
probably just someone that likes to scroll other threads like I do with the small corpo ones

>>75446651
>Casually talking about pirating music
Based sheep

>>75446651
>downloaded a lot of pirated japanese music off of mega
>and voice banks?
>for utau???
I have no idea what manner of weebery this is

>>75446693
>I'M KNOTTING!!!
para tried crafter a kapo

>>75446651
>>Japan is very anti-piracy so a lot of japanese vtubers have gotten in trouble for that sort of thing. Even things like emulation are a no-go over there.
>Emulation?! No! Good thing I'm not a Japanese vtuber.
mhmmm

https://www.twitch.tv/mintmai
baker fren's doing a bit of a sendoff stream before her moving break

>>75446651
into the fairytales
>>oh, i feel like i've read or heard this before
>I haven't...
the way she said that was really moe

>>75447625
Haha everyone point and laugh at this dude

>>75448520
Haha look at that floomfie showing love and support for his oshi that's so based

>>75446651
>Don't worship me like that
>You probably shouldn't do that
Too late sheep

FREN SPOTTED IN THE ESILA STREAM

>>75446651
>mikan the mink, welcome in!
>>your model is so cute!
fren spotted

>>75446651
>as someone who enjoys using commas
I, too, am someone who enjoys using commas--semicolons, colons, and dashes, as well.

>>75446693
>*sings pika girl in a poke world*
>i love this song, thank you for the request, it's a really good song!!!
>i used to listen to this song ALL THE TIME when i was 14-15
>you know that when i was younger, like in middle school. i really really liked pikachu and pokemon and stuff like every kid, right?
>and i was practising in my room because i really really wanted to sound like pikachu and say like pikaaa
>i really loved that video of the voice actor for pikachu and i would watch it all the time to try to replicate the voice
>>she's not beating the furry allegations
>it's not furry it's pokemon!! it's not the same!
[...skibidi intermission...]
>>i need a big strong lucario to hold me sooo bad
>every girl has a crush on lucario when they were younger!!! ...right?
>even kiki! even kiki!! i dont know any better example but if there are some girls in the chat.. please help?
>PLEASE HELP!
>IM NOT A FURRY!!!
>>she's right!
>THANK YOU MOLLY!
>Molly is really really... she's the normalest... most normal girl i know... right?
>>Molly is a furry too...
>...are you a furry? .... it-s okay... you can be a snail...
>>i think you're projecting
>zenya! zenya, zenya... what do you think about lucario?
>come on come on... let me find a picture...
>*googles* lucario.. handsome...
>wait... there's detective lucario!
>okay, when i was younger i really liked professor layton...
>i really liked professor layton, i dunno, he has oniisan vibes, i wanted him to be my big brother
>look, it's a mix between lucario and professor layton!
>>are pokemon naked?
>no! they have fur!! they have fur
>look look look, i found redittor lucario
not a furry btw

some chill ASMR before slicing and dicing fools to drink their nanomachines later
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLC70TgXShg

>>75446651
There it is, the required mutton eating talk

>>75446651
>Headpats? Thank you~
God she sounded cute right there

>>75446693
>i have bad news...
>i only hade 2 beers left.. *laughs*
>im gonna confess something...
>there is this amazon deliver guy who keeps trying to get me a package of been that i got from throne
>because he cant put it in the mailbox right? and i- i dont-
>it's been like 3 days and every day he calls me because he cant deliver the packages...
>and i never answer it because im scared...
>because im NERVOUS answering the phone!!!
>im sorry... im sorry!! but you know what, tomorrow I WILL!
>tomorrow i will!! streaming gives me more will!!!
>tomorrow i will answer the delivery guy and get my beer! and you know why? it's also because i only have 2 beers left...
>>are you a shut in?
>uh... not really, i go out sometimes for fishing... and to go to the grocery store and to burger king...
[...]
>LISTEN! alcohol goes away quickly!!
>the thing is brewdog IPA is only 5.4% it doesnt make me drunk very fast but when i was drinking the 9% one i could get drunk with just one bottle
>but with this one, i can never get drunk on stream!
>so you wont get gay para!!!!
Para's pussy tastes like Pepsi and melted ice cubes btw, this is canon

>>75446651
Her roommates came back...

>>75446651
The whispers and mwah at the end there were too powerful

>>75452138
yeah that brought back some memories

>>75446693
>*sings rien de rien*
>>she could be cursing me and i wouldnt mind, french sound soooo good
>it sounds good because i have the french girl voice okay?
>it sounds good because im the one saying the french
>it wouldnt sound good it if was not
>>french sounds disgusting when it's guys
>YEAH!! but when it's cute girls, LIKE ME
>like me, right? right right?
>SAY IT SAY IT
> S A Y!! I T!!
>right? when it's cute girls LIKE PARA french sounds CUUUUTE
>im such a pickme man.... ASDBASK GRRRRR
>PICKME PARA!!! AAAHHHH!!!
Para is more upset she was called a pickme over saying gamer words that anything
god... she's so fucking hot and insecure

>>75446693
gay yapping time now

>>75446693
>chuuuuu
>that wasnt a kiss btw! it was a sneeze!!!
sure para sure

>>75446614
Krum had fun with her dumb fallout playthrough
she wanted to raid Para, of course, but she was already ending and had raid disabled so she raided another blue bunny: Nano

>>75446693
I'm glad a couple of her mutuals came by and showed support this stream

>>75450932
>sleep sheep is also a pepsi enjoyer
>technically your body is covered in beard

>>75453954
Yeah, it's great that Krum and Essie are willing to risk their reputations by publicly supporting a retarded schizo timebomb like Para.

>>75450932
>hungy hungy down undah frog noises
she needs to put something in that echoey tummy

>>75393206
there are many regular frogs, the wooden Buddhist ones she uses for ASMR, often with echo/delay, the "frog" in her tummy, the one in her asmr vids...
she just likes frogs a lot, im not sure how it started really

>>75454728
they're not risking anything
merely filtering people who only see surface level shit
everyone's gonna be fine
para has always been edgy and that will not change, she's saying funny words not raping kids or actually bashing skulls out of hatred
that's what people very vocal about mean words always end up exposed as being into for some reason

>>75455403
just ignore the schizo
has been trying to start shit all around /lig/ and /freak/ for days now

>>75455403
I think the same
The few vtubers I saw posting about Para are ones I've never seen interracting with her
She also sounded very happy today so I'm trying to not worry too much

>>75455403
pretty much, nobody really cares that much especially at that level of association except people you don't really want around anyway

>>75455788
it’s ironic that one of them runs ads on this board yet gets upset over the use of slurs kek at least the grifters expose themselves

>>75455403
Responding to a temp ban with a temper tantrum Para did indicates that she has the emotional maturity of a child and will only continue to be a brand risk for any vtubers trying to grow beyond streaming to a discord circlejerk of underage ESLs.

>>75450932
>hugging the mic
that hits diff

HEADS UP!
>joat gorilla in 15 min

I hope koto is doing alright

JOAT IS PLAYING BRAND NEW ROUEG LIET HABLES SECUNDO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16CRXPBqTFQ

>>75458560
>got in discord VC by accident
>was washing her hands
>a MALE voice came out of her phone and she got really scared there were MEN IN HER WALLS
>so the joat came armed with soap to fight the intruder
silly creature fears men but does wash her hands so there's that

Commander is feeling better and hanging out with the residents tonight
https://twitch.tv/ZenyaHima

>>75456440
Nice fanfiction anon, I hope your dreams come true

>>75458560
there is a purpose to the disembodied joat head
>>you wish your chest was that big
>MY CHEST IS THAT BIG
>*gremlin joat noises* GRHMRHRMHGRHMHMMM

>>75458560

>>75460865
that one suits her

>>75458560
i guess we have to play a game now

>>75460249
Wouldn't it be so funny if joat rubbed her jugs against her mic to prove it ahaha

https://www.twitch.tv/savehymn
>【AMNESIA: HELENA】eldritch abomination honeymoon

Demon sheep from down undah is slicing and dicing cyborgs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyHYalIXzgg

>>75462124
the way she speaks and how she interacts with chat kinda reminds me of kangel somehow

>>75458560
1h31 this was a very interesting joat noise

>>75447970
baker will be gone for about a week

>>75464636
i miss mint uuuuuuuuu

goodnight shaggers

>>75467583
goo nai

https://twitter.com/i/spaces/1BRKjPqNaLwJw
ragi space

https://twitter.com/RakiKazuki/status/1788754846788600133
Raki space

>>75469017
>still in bed, very tired
>took a short nap before stream
>slept a whole 3 hours and missed stream
>thought this week would be better

>>75469017
>set 3 alarms this morning
>did not hear any
>was too late to go to class
>did her sign up for fall classes instead
>there's a business/math night class a friend is taking it too
>ate fries, they werent good, one was freakishly green
>frew up
>went to Rose Witch who was registering her classes, she has a class in common with Raki
>went to get coffee
>something weird happened in the elevator

>>75469017
>im on one of top floor so we're not taking the stairs
>so everyone is sardining in the elevator
>and Rose Witch is facing me in this really akwkward way
>and she kabedons me and says kabebubun
>i was like you mean kabedon?
>so i was caught off guard
>>she probably watched your Hunie Pop
>she did say she watched the stream
>so that happened
Rose Witch has streamer energy and needs to join Pixel ASAP

>>75469017
>checked twitter in class
>a silly cat meme played LOUDLY
>i will never recover...

>Strawberry Professor calls herself Weird Barbie
>im beefing with her right now tho
>you know why? Remember those recommendations letters i need? I send her the nicest email asking if she could write me a rec letter
>she emailed me back and said
>>im very busy right now, do you have anyone else you can ask?
>you wanna know why i know she's not busy?
>tomorrow she will be in the classroom from 9AM to 11PM having a work party
>SHE HATES ME
>she is good for stories and stuff...
>i could go there and guilt trip her.. but im not gonna do that
>anyway, it's fine
that prof sure is a good source of content

>>75469017
>then i came back, watched a bit of loggie and i clonked out
>and now we're here
>*beeeg raccoon strech*
>i wanna go home and be in my blanket and have boba and eat pasta for dinner and sing a little song and have a bubble bath...
>also there was a freaking thunderstorm today and i hate thunderstorms
>in lighter news, touring appartements tomorrow
sheep coded trash panda

>>75469017
>friend got kicked out of the housing group
>so i kicked myself out
>and we found this other girl who also got kicked out so we're all teaming up together
>this is some sort of character development
im not up to date on whether or not she got the deposit back

>>75469017
>will do karaoke no matter what this weekend
>will try to do ASMR but please understand if im not up for it
>>*everyone understands*
>*melting raccoon noises*

>>75469017
>sdasasa bounce ero
>what am i saying?!
>*gets more positive affirmations*
>UUUUU thank you how do i make this up to you??
>wants head rubs and heart beats from her pans too
someone is touch starved and very needy rn

>>75469017
>raki wants to do longer, later streams during summer
>raki stands for


>raccoon
>amazing
>k....
>kiiind?
>i dont know what the i stands for

unintentional meta last move, she is tensai

>>75469017
>i wanna do a summer sleepover
what sort of creatures are we inviting?

>>75457841
she has been detailing her model from the hospital
>I made my sweater a lot fuzzier! I like it so much more now

>>75471407
what's she in for?

>>75469017
>wants to get better at improv
>maid RP ASMR for maid day maybe (may 10th)
>felt she did great with the powerpoint stream
>Rhea was very kind and sweet

>when was the last time you listened to the ragi voice pack, hmmm?
>maybe i can mask all the shit falling off my desk as stuff falling off the table
raki is born to be a clumsy maid always dropping stuff but beloved by everyone

>>75469017
>got invited to this JP discord server for a relay karaoke, but i feel i have the wrong permissions, all i can see is 1 voice chat and no text chats
>i want to become nihongo jouzu
>all of my friends are going to Japan lately
>i want to go too
>i want to eat famimart chicken and go to kyoto and use public transport
you dont want to do the last one as cute girl who always finds herself in embarrassing situations

>>75469017
>wants to watch lalaland with the singing goose
>doesnt understand gosling posting
>has seen it everywhere
where is everywhere, ragi?

>>75471962

>>75471643
meanwhile in joatland

>>75469017
>pans got raki to say:
>you look lonely

>talking about ghibli and A24 and movies
>maybe horror watchalong soon

>11:11 make a wish!
>i know it's silly but little things like that make me want to appreciate my life more

>>75469017
>i think Charlotte the stingay is a scam and the whole aquarium is a lie and there's a whole conspiracy
>took more pictures of the same hydrangea bush
the stingray will give birth when the hydrangea turn green

>>75469017
>*a noise*
>roomie chan? ...or not
>omg im worried for her
>*stalks her roommate on the location app* she is still studying
wtf was that noise then???


>company wont allow throne
>CEO trying to figure out where money comes from often finds weird supas from twitter spaces
pans want to feed the raccoon sooooo bad
and raki might be okay with it?
>thank you for making his life hell

>>75469017
>was healed by Miuna's karaoke
>*weird howling noise* do you hear that??
>allegedly motorcycles and not UFOs
>omg one time-
and just like that Raki Kazuki was abducted

>>75471407
ooooh she got the effect down nicely
she had some similar ideas for her OL outfit, i wonder if she'll try them again

>>75473035
aliens are in control of raki's phone do not believe any of this

The duality of Lisa Chikafuji
also please send attention

>>75471516
>My doc told me I need to go to the hospital...
that's all she said about it
she'll probably talk about it on stream
she did say she would work on the model while there

>>75473528
aw

>>75475313
ah, sucks, get well soon goat
her new model was looking cute

gonna catch some sleep so i can hang out with essie all day
you guys take care okay

>>75477658
goo nai

>>75477658
goonai shagger

baaaaamp

nini shaggers

WAKE UP SHAGGERS
https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa/status/1788817111621722151

>>75481947
fuck i'm busy gaming uhhhh

https://www.twitch.tv/chikafujilisa
lisa guerilla karaoke NOW

>>75482414
>she's STILL sitting on top of the pc tower
>pc is chugging (totally unrelated)
sure....

>>75482414
>she moved out recently
>current bedroom is the size of a (relatively big) walk-in closet
>can't freely use her kitchen
>almost whispering because she might wake people up
this new arc is concerning
singies soon btw

>>75482922
less singies sounds terrible
whispery lisa is cute though so it can't be all bad

>>75482414
>a singular anon gift sub sniped sleepy underscore project
the eeper lurks
i'm not the usual liveposter

>>75482414
god damn her soft voice works real well for these fuckin sadwoman songs

>>75483239
me neither
does she usually keep the vods for these? i didn't think to record it

>>75483337
i don't remember, it's been a while since she decided to guerrilla, and on twitch on top of that

>>75482414
oh man she's bringing the lisa classics with her quiet voice, i'm weak

>>75484366
hell yeah mang

>>75482414
>she gets excited when the grocery store is playing bangers
imagine waging like usual and you see one sheepy with a vaguely rhythmic step, quietly jamming to the playlist that gets you through the work day as if giving it her seal of approval

>>75485316
how does she feel about mariah carey

>>75482414
https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa/status/1788848678549283205
god i missed her so much

>>75486381
lisa good

https://www.twitch.tv/youho0411
jaypee retro sheep's doing an hour of singies 2nite

baaaaaaaaamp

>IN JUST ABOUT 5.5 HOURS (12PM BST) let's play MY NEW ADDICTION... POKEROGUE...
LOOK FORWARD TO IT!
actually in about 50 minutes because i keep forgetting to check twitter

https://www.twitch.tv/eira_ch
welsh little sis sheep is showing off her new hyperfixation to her viewers (pokerogue)

>>75489188
>BEEG yawn
she is very eepy
apparently she woke up before her alarm today

>>75489188
>"alright chat give me three starters"
>chat proceeds to post three water types
kek

>>75489188
not gonna lie when i heard about this game i figured there's be dungeons since roguelikes have those sometimes and pokemon can sometimes have pretty neat dungeon designs in their gyms
this is fine, though

>>75489188
>wants a rival romance in a pokemon game
that doesn't sound bad

>>75489188
she's bringing up fun welshisms that i can't livepost about too effectively since i have no idea how to spell them
they're fun though

>>75489188
as it turns out eira doesn't have a mod that's consistently live during this timeslot if anyone in the thread is interested
before you ask i'm not consistently awake at this time either i pulled an all-nighter just to catch the stream

>>75489188
run died, she's having more success now that chat picked out a more balanced team for her

>>75489188
she's right char's a really big fan of cyndaquil

>>75489188
team looks like it's in a bit of a rough spot but eira's pushing through it

>>75489188
NEVERMIND IT DIED
eira's doing a new team with john wiggly himself

>>75489188
she got really appalled by the snakefuckers in her chat

>>75489188
>seep is tired of normies getting into the stuff she's into and making communities uncomfy
guys
i'm happy with /wool/ sorta being a walled garden so far. it'd probably benefit the sheep if the thread got bigger but i wanna enjoy the time before that for as long as i can

>>75489188
its been a while since the last seep JAM rant
feels good to be back

>>75492978
hell yeah mang

>>75489188
>skipping over cannibalism to talk about what she would do in case of a nuclear war
well naturally, first you survive the nuclear winter then the cannibalism starts

Just a heads-up. Lisa is debuting for idol tomorrow.

>>75493392
cute edit

>>75489188
wrapping up with a zatsu i think

>>75492061
I don't think these threads benefit as much as anons would like to think they do, even lig with as many herechuubas and lurkers it has, the only real effect is getting those eyes on smaller chuubas which would probably happen anyway most of the time
quality > quantity

>>75489188
there might be less seepstreams for a while since there's a family member on his deathbed at the moment

>>75489188
she has so much fun playing around with her model...

there are two things that are miraculous lifesavers
>how fucking clueless about physics the average terrorist is, rendering him ineffective
>how fucking clueless about the internet the average /vt/ sister is, rendering "her" ineffective

>>75494332
Now seems like an appropriate time to bring this up

>>75493392
Lisa with twintails? Surely not

so what did eira see on twitter towards the end of the stream?
because it wasnt a poor edit of this

>>75495589
new outfit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKuMApKFKnw
JP sheep girl puts a collar on you, an ASMR video

it's maid day
will your oshi wear the uniform?

>>75497738
yes

>>75497738
hopefully...

how is this thread alive when /corpo/ isn't???
what is your wisdom o woollen golem?

Please feed her

>>75498389
look at these
>>75446651
>>75446693
>>75450932
>>75458560
>>75469017
>>75482414
>>75487215
>>75489188
look at pic related
when you're watching a chuuba live stream post about it
post screenshots of the stream, try to encourage discussion as much as you can
keep posting about it even if you're convinced nobody cares, people will care
nobody wants to be alone but someone has to set the rallying point first

>>75499153
>you will never be a shota shopkeeper chasing after the shoplifting sheep
>you will never chase her into an alleyway
>She will never corner you once you get in too deep to escape
Its not fair!

>>75499153
how fast can sheep gallop anyways

>>75499670
a quick google search says 20 mph

>>75499888
>average human male runs at 8mph
shotakun got left in the dust...

>>75499670
depends on breed and threat
lambs and kids get zoomies like cats and will run around pretty fast, probably a trait they evolved to be ready to flee when needed
you'll often see "flying sheep" pictures, those happen when a sheep really runs for it and someone is at the correct angle to snap a pic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqFsrj7gR18

>>75498389
keep up with the oshi, share the silly moments, love the sheep, simple as

Happy Maid Day!

>>75499590
Fuuuuuuck

>>75492061
i wonder if lisa being in idol will bring more traffic to this thread

i wonder if the sky turning green will bring more elegance to this board

It's a goofy URL
https://marshmallow-qa.com/u185z1zeq8d6dlw

>>75502181
>sheffield

>>75502433
to be clear, I'm just poking fun at google translate also deciding to fuck up her name

>>75497738
i hear y'all like shotas or something
>ご主人様側としてメイドを眺めるつもりでいたら、ジャージメイドさんになっていた……!?!?
>すっごく可愛くしてもらっちゃった!!
>ありがとうございます
Nemurine Miyo as translated from Japanese by X
>I had intended to watch the maid from the perspective of a master, but it turned out to be a maid in a tracksuit...!?!?
>They made it so cute!!
>Thank you
Would.
Bokukko maid is an underrated combo

more shota sheepboys for the cult of esila
https://twitter.com/shepboy_/status/1788962083381432630
>ive been reduced to little boy voice

Essie cancelled her 12h stream for obvious reasons (she is joining idol)
https://twitter.com/essie_ch/status/1788954901327880381
>i’m still feeling under the weather and my throat is still swollen so unfortunately im rescheduling this stream for a later date :( im so sorry to those who were looking forward to it … im rly [heartboken emoji] too

>>75503370
track team watergirl maid...

>>75496060

>>75457841
>>75471516
https://twitter.com/KotomiSnacks/status/1788979488677585022
>I am freeeeee
seems like a routine thing, there's more details in the full tweet

>>75505677
They got tonya too, fuck

>>75505677
why has Allah forsaken us

>>75505721
ah still sucks
at least her new avatar's going to have olivia newton-john vibes

DO NO THE WEASEL

>>75507292
boutta boop dat bandage

Para is playing the pipe game that got her banned
https://twitch.tv/PARAsi

>>75508744
>thinks she sounds bad because she messed with audio settings for karaoke yesterday
>maybe a long stream today
>wants to be the best as laying pipes

>>75508744
>FR collab only with Kiki (not that one) next week
>Para sounds much lower and more like a "bad girl" when she speaks French
do we have liveposters fluent in French???

>>75508744
>i mostly listen to american vtubers
>and i speak to Americ an Footbal
Lisa reference, Para is joining Idol to show more skin as Allah intended >>75323822

>>75509390
i do not think about it

Raki Kazuki is most likely fully nude at the moment

>>75510221
imagine...

>>75508744
>para wont shut up about the femcel dating app
>there is a parasite on the app
>para thinks she understands femcel psychology
i dont know what to make of this

Kinda fucked up that seep doesn't say "seep you later"

>>75508744
>Para doesnt get how a BF being too nice would be a turn off
there you go, habibi is a virgin

Esila yaps
https://www.twitch.tv/burgerposting

>>75508744
>i will never understand open relationships or poly amory
>>Para would you consider your partner watching porn as cheating?
>i've never thought about this question...
>i dont know...
she really has not put much thought into what having a significant other is like

>>75508744
>seems bored talking about polyamory and dating
>gets excited about a tiny cat she saw on the street the other day
>had never seen a kitten before
such a strange creature

>>75511985
>oneesheep has 15 maros already
send her more: >>75502181

>>75511985
>very, very happy to talk with everyone
>before nexas, was streaming a lot, but took a very, very long break before streaming again
interesting

recollecting the beewee debut screenshots at the moment the fucking food art is making me hungry

>>75511985
>>what kind of questions do you want for maros
>whatever you want, as long as it's not filtered by the ai
>if it's too far, she'll say there's "this kind of stuff" in there and that it's too much
this sheep wants your thoughts, as long as you're not an underage weirdo named Ace

https://twitch.tv/dolliehitsujida
TF2 sheep is playing Serious Sam tonight

>>75512384
love that classic cookbook / science illustration style
didn't she draw her debut stuff herself?

>>75508744
>para is making weird wet noises with her mouth
not a gooner chuuba btw

>>75511985
another vtuber who can't drive

>>75512448
i believe she did
i'll report back if credits come up that say otherwise

>>75511985
>doesn't have a license
>was too scared of driving
as expected

>may do a dream reading stream in the future, both hers and submissions
>experienced lucid dreaming
>started off nonlucid in the second of multiple elementary schools
>inside the school gate, offered donut holes
>tried to grab one, but it floated away and she realized it was a dream and started flying
>woke up

>>75508744
masturbating noises LIVE on stream

>>75508744
>this is the face of a NON gooner chuuba using her very wet body cavities to make silly sounds on stream

>>75511985
oneesheep has no idea what inception is
wonder if the weird girl avoids pop media

>>I propose that once we unlock a way to fund you, we keep you company while you eat a real sheepyhead funded hamburger for lunch/dinner.
>>I propose that once we unlock a way to fund you, we keep you company while you eat a real sheepyhead funded hamburger for lunch/dinner.
>for the people that want it to be a dinner date, sure!

>>75512788
somehow the copy broke there
second line >>can we call it a dinner date or is that too far

>>75512788
>weird girl avoids pop media
this is definitely a trend
being raised somewhere remote also does that to you by default

>>75511985
>esila said she really liked eating potato after a chatter mentioned being addicted to them
how are non-fried potato dishes? i've basically only ever had french fries and potato chips

>>75511985
>>potato, pasta, or rice?
>pasta, if I had to rank all those, pasta, then rice, then potato
pastagirlies are ubiquitous

>>75512958
roasted are really nice

>>75512958
potatos fuck, they just need seasoning
boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew
roasted or fried in their various forms are best, though

>>75512958
Raw is a classic
Also she said she is picky about potato

>>75512958
Potatoes are great. Boil em, Mash em, Stick em in a stew.

>>75511985
>Green is the tastiest flavor.
consistent, blue was also tasty

>pesto sauce. so good
[..]
>removes lettuce from burgers and eats it on its own
>proceeds to try to tell us about the worst tasting color... app crashes

>>75511985
big burger got her...

>>75513323
color tierlist so far:
green
blue
...
...
pink

>>75512958
you can do a million things with potatoes

>>75511985
>saw an indirect warning for bashing anilive
>tells us about it and to remember her previously stated opinions for the future, will have to be more careful
based, but it's funny she can not help but be honest
this sheep might be a bit tistic

>>75508744
>gambling addiction and drinking addiction are the only acceptable forms of addiction
>im not an addict tho
>cracks open her last beer
Para is finally playing pipe game 2 now, with alcohol and gambas

>>75511985
>almond milk is good
>onions milk is good
>cow milk tastes kind of bad
megabased

>allergic to dairy
doesn't sheepmilk work for this?

>>75513374
how is any blue food appetizing ever???
even purely black chocolate or even a bit of charring on meat or bread makes it look tastier
but blue foods...?

>>75511985
>I love Ludo, it's one of my favorite bands
no idea, are they lisa approved?

>>75513759
https://youtu.be/BUw-V0GPvQU

>>75505677
ick

>>75513878
send it to the music review dungeon

>>75511985
>>We're playing Anything For You at our wedding ;v;
>the last song oneesheep listened to on spotify was anything for you

>>What's in your Spotify likes?
>only been using spotify since late last year
>428 songs in Likes
[distracted by mutton talk... she's not about it]
>had really, really long playlists on youtube, but between the ads and broken shuffle, switched to spotify

>>75511985
>actually looked up the bell collars after the stream
>could only find children's sized bells
>looked up actual sheep bells instead
based accurate bell sounds incoming (eventually)
love when the chuuba matches the model

>>75514141
kitty* bells, not kiddy
weird how I misheard that, she's very soft on her "t"s

>>75511985
>Esila really wants to wear a collar with a big bell on it while she streams so it's more immersive
this is so incredibly based

>>75513697
blue food is usually the color of sweets and artificial
candies, cakes, drinks, (some) tea
I think the original food colors was with regards to m&ms?

>>75513697
>how is any blue food appetizing ever???
Blueberry and damson

>>75511985
>remembered to record today
that's 1.5 vods unrecorded so far
>tracked time on the app is capped at 2 hours per day
interesting that they can't just endurance stream their 10 hours/week

>>75508744
>loves the JP guy who cooks for his cat on YouTube
>but thinks it's so sad that he got a ginger girlfriend
>doesnt want to believe the guy might be into gingers
PARA IS HATING ON THE ANAGRAMS AGAIN

>>75511985
>math on stream
>didn't stumble
sheep is sharp for a shuuba

harry come the fuck on at least make the cap 3-4 hours so they can make up time (if it even matters that much) with how scuffed a lot of their situations are

>>75514619
isn't the girl kind of a cunt onscreen?

>>75508744
i think this is a new indie game with a brand new concept or something

>>75511985
>>two alternate outfits?
>something with pink and brown
>something completely different than current style

>does her best to read messages, will always call out weird shit, so assume it was just missed and you didn't say something strange
based attitude, especially in this business where a lot of the chat aren't exactly secure individuals

>plans to multistream to youtube and anilive in june
>some exclusive streams on anilive
sounds like a contractual stipulation

>>75508744
playing the pipe game FINALLY

>>75511985
>I wanna stream like anilive intended
>I wanna stream like under my covers in my bed, but I want to see the restream chat
uuuu in bed with sheep
also rixxy was doing that from her hotel where she was on a work trip and it's really like the one redeeming quality of phone app streaming, basically twitter spaces but not quite as comfy

>>75511985
Can you guys take this elsewhere? Para is live rn and we're busy with that, you're kinda flooding the thread

>>75511985
>i wanna stream the way anilive intended under my covers, from my bed
PLEASE DO THIS IS
you can reach twitch chat from your phone easily

>>75515357
who the fuck are you
im the one liveposting para and you can fuck off back to pcg jdf or where ever the fuck you came from

>>75515418
based saneposter

>>75515418
I'm here for Para, not for a corpo vtuber being posted outside of their thread.

>>75515510
then post about her you faggot

>>75515357

>>75515510
Nta but no one is stopping you from posting about Para. Don't be a faggot

trying to start shit in this thread is a ridiculously hilarious idea
you have no idea where you are or how dedicated or tightly united people here are
please kindly fuck of or come shitpost during dead hours to keep the thread bumped, that would be cute

>>75515610
Based

>>75511985
what the fuck do you even do during an adult sleepover

>>75515538
I am, I just don't want to see a bunch of unrelated corpo shilling pushing the thread closer to bump limit

>>75515737
sleep, probably

>>75511985
I've been hearing a lot of sleepover talk lately, is this some sort of return to our origins?

>>75515737
Girls still gossip as adults anon

>>75515776
terrifiying

>>75515740
this is a thread for sheepchuubas, it’s not /wvt/ or /lig/ retard

>>75511985
in the case of esila potentially doing a watchalong do you guys wanna set up some sort of synctube so that >we can watch together
would just need to upload the movie to archive.org and use the link for that

>>75515844
The OP says to post about Tsunderia members in the Tsunderia thread, the same rule applies to other corporations. Watame is a sheep, does that mean it's okay for Watamates flood this thread when she's live? Also, Para isn't a sheep, she's friends with a sheep, we post about her here because she's part of the thread's culture while the Niji-lite corpo isn't.

>>75515610
Based

>>75515740
>>75516040
no faggot you arent posting about streams
and especially not Para's
you dont understand the culture of this thread and it makes your posts stand out like a gay nigger ginger at an all girls ginger gathering
try pointing at a single stream related Para post you did, just try

im incredibly glad that a paraschizo has arrived from /lig/ to seethe about her in another thread

i think /wool/ should be gatekept a little more actually

>>75516122
How about you point at a single Para post you've made? All I did was tell someone to post a corpo vtuber in their dedicated general and you're blowing up at me like an unmedicated Nijisis going through Vox withdrawals

>>75516311
>don't post about sheeptuber in the sheep general
uhh...

>>75511985
Esila is a hardened criminal!

>>75516375
it’s a schizo from /lig/ falseflagging, keep posting and don’t mind

>>75516375
Okay so it's alright for Watamates to flood the thread then? How about if Phase gets a sheeptuber, should they be allowed to have free reign here?

>>75516291
>Gatekeep X from X themed thread
okay

>>75516122
ignore him, it's probably the esila schizo from /brg/

>>75511985
>so for pirated games, when I do emulation it has been 90% games on the PSP
>with the spare money she got from her first job, she got a psp and built up a game collection of the games she emulated because she felt bad
iiiiiinteresting and very based

had something else to do, didn't slow down for that retard

>>75516380
just imagine teasing her about her dream crimes when she eventually starts streaming games with crimes
setup for a lot of fun in the future

>>75516447
Yes, just like how people post about Lisa even when she's from Idol

>>75508744
>mini trauma dump
>when i was younger, at elementary school
>I studied so hard for a test, it was about Clovis, the king of france and i cried during the test because i forgot my pencils so i cried
>and then my teacher asked to meet my parents because they thought it as not normal for a child just because they forgot their pencils
>>performance anxiety
>yeah.. it happened also when i had an exam in piano when i at was at the conservatory and i cried...
>then i dropped the piano after 12 years

claim this one, schizo
it's the only post about para since you tried your silly bullshit

>>75446651
>Esila admits to thievery

>>75516553
Except the OP specifically states to post about Lisa in the Tsunderia thread.
>>75516560
I've been trying to post about Para, you're the one derailing the thread with arguments about why corpo vtubers with their own threads should be posted here.

>>75516657
it's kinda based

>>75511985
that's two "shit"s this stream, said without hesitation
to be fair, they were chat comments
can't wait for her to get her ass beat in fightans

>>75511985
>loves persona 2 the most
based

Her ass is never getting past this minigame.

>>75516955
cute try schizo, you did it wrong
this "minigame" is what she wanted to play today
try again

>>75511985
>>75516923
SHE'S A FEMC ANTI IT'S SO OVER (joke)

>>75517013
Don't let Eira find that out.

>>75517013
>another friendseep ruined before it could even start
maaaaaaaaaan

>>75516720
if you scroll up you’ll see lisa liveposting and raki liveposting, both belonging to corpos. lurk 1000 years before you try to shit up this thread

corpo chuuba Joats Everywhere did the maid thing >>75497738

>>75511985
>surprised by how little delay there is
that's something i do like about the app
it's better than twitter space + youtube chat

SPEAKIG OF SPACES SHOTA ESSIE IS LIVE
https://twitter.com/i/spaces/1rmGPMXwqBMJN

>>75516804
>hasn't played kingdom hearts
>Personally, I'm not really a disney person.
>likes some sanrio, favorite is the sheep
megabased, the persona stuff flew right past my head

>>75517531
WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHOTA ESSIE

>>75511985
>favourite sanrio character is my sweet piano
aww

>>75517252
she goes really well with a lot of those assets, especially for being such a creature with the markings and crystals and such

>>75517531
>talking is making her cough a lot
>the throat coating medicine worked fine but it's only temporary
>there is no fast remedy for throat stuff, you have to wait it out
>doesnt feel too bad but it's painful to talk and swallow

>>75517531
>im a sickly victorian boy
>>75517597 i mean this right here, straight out the shota ram's mouth

>>75511985
>first video game was a simpson's game for the ps2
>after her father was finished playing
god I feel old
>multiple elementary schools
>"father"
noticing

>>75517531
>fell alsleep really early last night 1230 or 0100
>been waking up early from the pain
>also has irritated sinus and eyes
>is allergic to her cat but buried her face into her cat's belly earlier
>essie_cat is now between her legs, with the the covers separating the two kitties
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

[Para update] She beat the minigame, and she doesn't want you to ever call her retarded again.

>>75517861
this is a better try, you are still not liveposting correctly
maybe you'll figure it out next time

>>75517531
>probably caught something
>really wanted to do the 12h stream, will reschedule
>but not next week cause she has to be home for her brother's graduation
>12h stream probably at the end of may
>was very excited and is a bit ueue about it all

>>75511985
>>do you want to collab with anyone specific?
>not really, always been someone who does her own thing
>will if she gets asked, but for the most part won't be seeking collabs
this is why we have the magic

>>75511985
>won't be seeking for collabs
good
>if offered she'll think about it
even better

>>75518060
>maybe watching The Thing tonight and doing community games
>is very bored wants to hang out with her baachis

>>75517857
why would you get a cat if you're allergic to them...

>>75518163
it's gonna take a lot of courage for Sunset to ever ask but she she's been making the right noises lately, i believe in her

>>75518229
Raki has 5 cats at home and she's allergic to them. My sister is allergic too but we always had cats so her symptoms never showed

>>75517531
>has started writing the baachi letters
>there are scratches on some of them
>hands are cramping up from writing
>there are particles of sickly victorian shota essie on your letter, she is sorry for that
>is nervous people will be disappointed at the letters
how would one be disappointed by free Essie DNA??

>>75518229
so there's this thing called dairy and people with lactose intolerance love to go through the pain to enjoy it
some things are worth suffering for

>>75511985
>she rounds $x.99 down to $x
these people actually exist? my entire life I've never had confirmation

>once a year has a terraria phase where she plays like 60 hours
me with minecraft

>>75508744 para goes on break
>>75517531 some idiot pretenting he watches essie shows up here
really makes you think

>>75517531
>going to parents' house tomorrow
>gonna go for a jog and start the baachi running club for real
are you gonna run miles with your oshi?

>>75511985
>doesn't play a single modded game
not sure if based or unbased

>first played terraria on an old mobile version
>only recently started playing on steam
>>will you accept steam gifts? [references to corpos not allowing]
>has no idea about how they're allowed to receive gifts or money
was that not in the contract? she sounds sharp enough, but doesn't sound like she memorized it

>will be recording her screen for the drawing stream and editing it into the youtube vod
>did finish the clotho drawing, will be up on twitter tomorrow to coincide with the stream

>kisses for anilive and twitch
never stop the kissies, thanks

>>75511985
R8 THE STREAM

>>75517531
>been taking zinc supplements and lots of throat remedies and painkillers but it's not helping much
>will be back on Tuesday next week
>will be gone FRI SAT then back Sunday

>>75518884
8/8 oneesheep was very energetic today, very little scuff, many good opinions
I really like her honesty and work ethic

>>75518884
i love her mwahs/10
i wish i could support her on a platform that wasn't god awful

>>75519283
in one year... hopefully...

>>75518884
Had to miss the last 30 minutes or so but love the oneesheep. Very comfy to listen to while working.

>>75519147 NEW
>>75519147 THREAD
>>75519147 OVERTHERE

>>75508744
I wasn't expecting to be randomly thanked for a maro I sent months ago
Feels good man

Thread is dead so no one will know that I love Eira. That's all.

Thread is dead so everyone will know that I love /wool/. That is all.

Thread is gay so no one will know that I love all the gay chuubas and their gay audience in this gayest of threads