/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>74913022
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>74913022
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>HOLOSTARS English VOICE PACKS
>NEWEST - Banzoin Hakka Birthday Celebration 2024 VOICEPACK
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Recommended_%E3%83%87%E3%82%B8%E3%82%BF%E3%83%AB%E3%82%B3%E3%83%B3%E3%83%86%E3%83%B3%E3%83%84%22%2B%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB (SOLD OUT, CAN JOIN A WAITLIST FOR RERUNS/LEFTOVERS)
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/en-mx/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024

>OCTAVIO Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/octavio_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/octavio

>HAKKA Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/banzoinhakka_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/banzoin-hakka

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
No new music, do your playlist reps!
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS

I wish I could plow Flayon as much as warlock is doing it now

>>74913037
Amen

I love FlayFlay

>>74913037
amen

>Hakka started saying "ueeeh" because of Shinri

>>74913037
Amen.

Octavio is the prettiest Holostar

>>74913037
Does anybody have the individual MP3/WAV files for the boys reading this? I have an idea for a weekend project.

>>74913092
We should respect Machina x Flayon.

>>74913321
We should gang rape Machina X Flayon.

>>74913212
Waiting for their onsen zatsu offcollab

>>74913296
Really?

>>74913321
Respect his right to breed

>>74913317
https://files.catbox.moe/ak7l3h.mp3 mag
https://files.catbox.moe/8o18ne.mp3 alt

Hakkitos made Hakka loteria cards
https://twitter.com/hakkitocord_/status/1781805254008303903

axels stream delayed till his internet gets fixed btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0HCbSMwSSc

HE DID IT

>>74913317
>Hakka
http://files.catbox.moe/b4hjno.wav
>Shinri
https://files.catbox.moe/mxy3yl.wav
>Ruze
https://files.catbox.moe/4ctg99.wav

>>74913321
I should baby trap Machina x Flayon

>>74913317
not sure if the original anon is itt, but here are the ones I have
Altare: https://files.catbox.moe/8o18ne.mp3
Ruze: https://files.catbox.moe/4ctg99.wav
Shinri: https://files.catbox.moe/mxy3yl.wav
Hakka: https://files.catbox.moe/b4hjno.wav
Axel: https://files.catbox.moe/o1a2nd.wav doesn't really sound like him

Do the Flip boys know how to speak other flip languages aside from Tagalog? Would be fun to hear them speak Bisaya

>>74913722
>Axel:
dear god...

Ok he's not making it past this guy kek

>is he going to steal my fucking meds

are you ready, /mans/
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1785869790739075090

>>74913722
>Axel
i remember way back some other anon tried to replicate axels voice too and it never worked. i guess the way he talks is just too hard for ai to copy

No Hakka you are my hermanito

>>74913939
No, but am I ever?

>>74913321
I'll respect his dick with my mouth

>>74913939
fuck man... this is making me sad

>>74913939
They should let him take the PC with him

>>74913827
they don't

>>74913722
>>74913991
I'm the anon that made Hakka, Shinri and Ruze.
For Axel I just downloaded a model that someone else made, I could (maybe) do a better one if I had 10-15 minutes of him talking without any background noise, so if any Axelotl could help me with that I'd appreciate it.
It doesn't have to be uninterrupted, it could also be 10-15 minutes of soundclips.

>>74913939
and the boys...

>Another shill soundpost
Thank you Hakkers

I want to fuck my wife (Banzoin Hakka)

>>74913939
No, I'm not. Seeing him so happy and thriving has been wonderful to watch. I genuinely hope he'll get to move to a better place ASAP, even (or especially?) if it's outside of his shithole of a state.

Man I was looking forward to Axel's stream, really curious about how he would react to this type of game. I guess I'll just go to bed already and hope he reschedule it to the morning

>>74914601
Your wife is a man

>>74914646
>he doesn't know

>>74914646
That's even better!

>>74914646

>>74914646
WRONG! Hakka is a woman

>>74914758
I know because I've checked

>>74913939
the ryona material will be so good

>>74914613
yeah he's been living his best life for the past two months, so happy with the smallest of things. Man...

>>74914830
She didn't tell me... but that's alright because I still love my wife

>>74913939
Poor Shinri, he really doesn't want to go back to his broom closet bedroom in California during the summer.

flay i want to kidnap you for other reasons.

He's entered the resignation stage of defeat

this fucking red bug is making me cry. revenge! we need to take revenge!

>>74914828
Is Octavio offering Hakka as a virgin sacrifice to the church of O?

>>74913939
He is not even outside of Japan yet....Shinri plz move soon....things will get better...

(You) killed Gavis Bettel

>>74915368
>Hakka
>virgin
anon...

>>74915476
I sent him screaming into hell. Poor dear liked it though

>>74915368
he's offering to marry hakka because he lost his virginity to rape.

>>74913939
Is he going back soon?

>I'm about to hentai moan
>Doesn't do it
Why does everyone in this guild like edging so much

>>74915476
god i wish
captcha: ADY0S

>>74914828
Please don't I haven't recovered from these AUs

>>74915613
He went on his break and travelled to Japan during the last week of February/first week of March, he most likely only has 3-4 weeks left

>>74915744
we got some kino art out of it

hakka la vista!

PROBABILITY MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU UNDERSTAND IT

I feel like he's going to start sobbing any moment now

he sounds so defeated... hot

>>74916263

>>74915789
Oh shit it's been 2 months since japan arc huh

>>74916649
Expo was March 16-17. Its May 1st.

>>74916401
That's when the Dealer cuffs him to the table and has fun rips off his mask to reveal Ruze, who proceeds to make him read Homestuck

>>74916589
HAKKER BIG RABU

Someone install cheats in his computer so he can defeat this boss

>>74916649
the xenokunians' first tweet about being there was on March 5th (JST)
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1764807362223980566

>>74916300
ngmi

oh he's really seething now

ragequit just like the dingo you stupid fucking gambler addict
ragequit ragequit ragequit ragequit ragequit
ragequit ragequit ragequit ragequit ragequit

>>74916780
>>74916944
So then where's vg 3D

>>74917305
2 more weeks

>>74917305
under there

>>74917305
Bettel is frantically trying to shoot himself in the face and die, so probably soon

HE DID IT!!!!

HE FUCKING DID IT

Flay
Gamer

He's going to have nightmares about warlock and helion

thats my genius pilot

>>74917748
Hes such a good boy, Im glad hes really happy in Japan

>>74917383

>>74917383
Under where?

>>74917951
I love Altare's retarded seal laugh kek

That stream had a surprisingly good amount of moans and grunts

ROONS SAVE US

https://youtu.be/78pTufgAJq8
Does Flay know of this? I remember seeing this months ago and thought it might be up his alley

>>74918157
nuh uh

>>74918157
sorry anon it's my bed time now

https://x.com/yinmelonsoup/status/1785875320605950343?s=46&t=2d6EnK7id51vIyyvjq3gtQ
Amazing white man

LUCKSHITTER KINO IS OCCURING

LUCKY FUCKING ROONS

>>74917951
>>74917970
underwear hehehehe

The dealer must also be a roon because what was that throwing

Lmao ded

tilted :) gottem

>>74915744
where are you getting these AUs??? what tag?

>27 songs, 23 new
i’ll be impressed if he actually pulls this out of his ass

>23/27 songs will be new on sat
I believe in GWAR

I believe in Ruze.

>Bettel ending and raiding into Ruze
>Ruzader crying over the destruction of his town and then ending stream
Do we have a name for this phenomena?

>>74919949
The Jester's effect.

>>74919600
>>74919602
Its going to be more Ghayst

>>74919949
Jobber guild (now jobber branch) that always raids into an ending stream. Idk for a term about the tonal whiplash tho.

>>74918392
This is why Cover hates hiring white people so much

>>74920328
Calling the tonal whiplash the "Tossing" effect.

>gibby implying earlier that his birthday merch will be obvious is we look at the polls
>winner is mini bubby plush (we would probably get a full size if we just waited until the anniversary or whatever)
UNCREATIVE BUBBIES HATE

>>74920711
When is cover gonna sell their fucking weapons man

>>74918392
>?s=46&t=2d6EnK7id51vIyyvjq3gtQ
YOU'RE GETTING DOXXED ANON. PREPARE YOUR ANUS WHEN I GET TO YOUR HOUSE

>>74920711
Those are all pretty good but maybe management will deter him from having the bubby plushie as bday merch if they get mascot plushies on their anniversary

>>74920711
The scarf and the necklace are fire ideas, why didn't they go with one of those?

>>74920443
>all the overlappers continually toss off in a big roundtable orgy and pour the last excess onto mama
>mama runs late and will never toss off the kois into anything but flipland
TTToTTT

>>74920851
the R-trus garage kit idea will never happen and it hurts

I have a job interview tomorrow cna you guys wish me luck

>>74921194
Good luck anon o7

>>74921194
you got this

>>74921194
Hope the HR lady hates you so that you can return to NEETdom anon

>>74921194
No fuck you catch my bad luck

>>74921000
I think he secretly enjoys the feeling of throwing sleepy kois into Jurard's sonic assault

>>74921194
Good luck anon!

>>74921436
Altare...

>>74921475
This... would be on brand for him. It's the least we can endure for his entertainment.

Hope Shinri and Jurard collab for some horror game so Shinri can show him how to properly be a monsterfucker.

>>74921475
And anons will tell you ryona is too mean for Shinri

>>74921760
I want him to invite Shinri for that Sadako vs Kayako watchalong he was pitching.

>>74921824
when is the last time you saw a shinryona post that wasn't simply some anon's cucking fetish

>>74921000
I want to pour my last excess onto mama…

I want to marry shinri and start a family with him, but then later drag him into a messy divorce where I lie about him being abusive to the court so to ensure he never sees his children again. (he can keep the dog though)

I want to cook biscuit and force Shinri to eat him

I want to kill everyone Shinri cares about in front of him

I want Shinri to be happy

>>74922303
Make sure to do it while he's tied up so he has no option to sacrifice himself!!

>>74922269
>him
FAKE FAN

I want to shove shinri in a tiny, hot broom closet with terrible internet in california and force him to pay thousands for it

>>74922133
You would put Hakka through another broken family...?

I want to get Shinri pregnant and feed him a bunch of abortion pills in his sleep!

>>74921963
Is that one a "so bad it's good" movie like most big bad crossovers end up being? More importantly, how hot are the ghosts?

>>74922478
Ah, but his landlord is already doing that.

>>74922620
I've never seen it, I just think it'd be funny to listen to the two of them writing Sadako fanfiction together during it.

what's with the recent abusive yume posts about shinri...

>>74923178
Oh my god, Jurard's fanfic would be so innocent...and then we have Shinri, explaining that no no no, the part where she tries to kill you is the BEST part.

>>74923530
Sometimes when you love someone so much, you just wanna hurt them

>>74923530
It's just one person who wants attention.

>>74923530
Gotta make pain funny somehow, its like pre-gaming the existential depression for when he goes home

Any chance of Shinri bringing back those short story reading things to maybe cheer himself up a bit? If it hasn't been pitched already, I might do it.

Dead thread
Dead branch

/MANS/, what are the most egregious sins your oshis have committed in their careers?

:3

>>74924536
DEAD WORLD
https://youtu.be/RBagwiUOkgY

>>74924634
THE STOOOOOORM

>>74924588
Not sending me personal sex asmr

>>74924588
Graduating
Being a lazy bitch for seven months
Deliberately riling catalog shitters to filter his audience

>>74924588
That terrible collab with sykkuno

>>74924588
Did a homestuck stream

>>74924588
Compelling me to spend hours talking about Homestuck in 2024.

>>74924588
Breast reduction surgery, he needs his tits back

>>74924588
He’s a twitch orbiter

Confession: My boyfriend has the same name as my brother so when we fuck and I scream his name I remember my boyfriend...

>>74925432
Threesome when

>>74925432

>>74924942
That was so fucking painful, sykkuno very much at the time thought that collab would be an entry way into a sharks dms
>>74925351
Altares looked up to them and admires them but goddamn all the OTV people are as flavorful as a unsalted cracker, they’re all variations of Asian that plays Leauge/tft/valorant/csgo

>>74925432
Based brother fucker

>>74924588
they forgot about each other 4 months in, and now they hate hate HATE each other

>>74925607
Mechabirbro...

>"We're not gonna be toxic, we're gonna be way better people!"
https://youtu.be/vElxD7jDveo?t=13993
It's almost sad to see someone so optimistic about League.

>>74925525
I was thinking Bettel but you’re right Altare is way worse about that. not much in their heads besides im so azn omg boba

>>74924588
Graduate

>>74925432
>Spoiler
Well they just have the same name its ok..CHOTTOKUDASTOP

Ehhh you watch anime man? Kimoi

>>74926329
R

>>74926329
a

>>74926329
P

>>74926329
I

>>74926329
S

>>74926329
E

JOBBERS

>>74926329
*spit*

>>74926329
Another loli to add to my collection

>>74926329
DAMN BRAT NEEDS CORRECTION

>>74926532
Ok but which starsen do we send to correct her

>>74926597
None because they're all shotas and lolis

>>74926597
regis "suki gaki" altare

>>74926597
Ruze

>>74926657
>Axel, Bettel, Shinri, Goldbullet, Octavio?

>>74926531
>>74926532
You thought it was a loli, but it was I

>>74926769
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>74926757
Especially those

>>74926849
ew

Would you?

>>74926876
ikr why’s magni there

>>74926903
UOOOOOOOOOH CUNNY CUTE AND FUNNY UOOOOOOOOOH ToT

>>74926903
Such a cute magical girl I hope she doesn't get hurt

>>74926903
No I'm sure her dad and mom would be mad....

Why are there women being posted
stop
this is Mans thread
not womans

>>74927083
If you want more women posted you can just ask anon, no need to be tsundere about it!

>>74927083
we should change the threads name to womans for april fools

>>74927083
I got something MANly for you.

>>74927170
Rikka sharing the cock pics Shien sends him...

Who are the Shadowgear of StarsEN

dead hours do your streaming reps or I'll kill you

>>74927422
Ok massa ruze

how male fans of starsen look like:
https://a.cockfile.com/hMtznx.webp
https://a.cockfile.com/QKYNoR.jpg

I opened the first link and thought it was going to be cute fan designs
Then I opened the second

>>74927776
do i really want to open a link called COCKFILE

>>74927871
the photo came from here
https://virtualyoutuber.fandom.com/wiki/A-Kun

>>74927910
cockfile works similarly to catbox, except photos only stay up there for 12 hours

>>74927936
huh i've been in 4ch for years and never saw a cockfile link before. sadly i did click it and it is, indeed, some seafag's dickpic.

Ever since flips have been let into the thread the quality has gone down, really makes ya think

>>74927083
Look at those muscles, manly enough you ya?

>>74927914
such a wasted design on some flip fuckboy dickpic poster

>>74927976
samefag have been posting that constantly for awhile now, i think they wants the D

>>74928378
The dickpic first leaked on facebook with one user there using it as a profile photo before getting banned. it's him as that was the face in his videos before he became a vtuber. he privated the videos showing his face after becoming a vtuber

Buy an ad, no one cares about your literal who /here/

hiring flips was a big mistake

>17 hidden posts
Thank you filters

goodnight /mans/
3D soon

>>74928722
I hope he sleeps well and that we have an announcement soon because we've been teased enough damnit
goodnight to you too

>>74928722
>Picrel posted 10 minutes ago
3D SOON CONFIRMED

wait how the heck did jurard get sponsored by fatal frame. it's an old as fuck game and he doesn't even play horror games that much

Happy Birthday
https://twitter.com/jurardtrexford/status/1785966264365809698

>>74925432
These types of post keeps me alive. Thanks for making me laugh anon!

>>74929347
the boys sometimes call it a sponsored stream when they get a free key from the devs so idk

>>74928722
>>74929236
BUT WHEN IS SOON?

>>74929533
ooh yeah that's probably it then

>>74929695
NEXT WEEK I BELEB

https://litter.catbox.moe/v10tjl.mp4

"Give me 10000 Flips and I shall rule this board."

- Fourglass McShitpost

https://litter.catbox.moe/jwxnfo.mp4

flips were a mistake

>>74930088
I like Tavi but yeah

i wish banchou wasn't a flip

>>74930088
yeah, and we laugh at our mistakes here
they're pretty funny

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>>74930771
>>74930772
>>74930776
overcunted

>>74930787
Nigga, I can't see a thing

>>74930821
anon... you're next...

>>74930821
IT'S HIM

>>74930787
CUTE!

>>74931027
wtf leave that poor bird alone!

>>74931027
at least kill him first

NEW SHINRI SHORT VIDEO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onchIEqhGCY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onchIEqhGCY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onchIEqhGCY

>>74931413
Hakkitos are meant to be eaten.

>>74929401
https://twitter.com/jurardtrexford/status/1785976370956480869
Happy Birthday!

Even Tavi... Starting to think that hiring flips was indeed a big mistake
https://twitter.com/octavio_holo/status/1785977646826004680

>>74931527
cute
nice that he's pushing himself to try out new ideas even if the execution isn't perfect

>>74932241
No one in Holostars has glasses anymore...

>>74932325
Aruran...

>>74932325
they should make banchou's grell glasses canon

>>74932382
>Most JPs have glasses in outfits
>EN have none
Interesting now that I think about it
Although I'm glad since I don't like glasses

>>74932580
Banchou should be fired out of a cannon

>>74932325
They should give Gavis Bettel glasses. Makes him more punchable that way...

>>74932623
Banchou should be fired

>>74932618
Based and same

>>74932711
Banchou should be fired upon a squadron of elite soldiers.

>>74932618
>don't like glasses
Glasses are really versatile. First, you can have glasses-wearing girls take them off and suddenly become beautiful, or have girls wearing glasses flashing those cute grins, or have girls stealing the protagonist's glasses and putting them on like, "Haha, got your glasses!' That's just way too cute! Also, boys with glasses! I really like when their glasses have that suspicious looking gleam, and it's amazing how it can look really cool or just be a joke. I really like how it can fulfill all those abstract needs. Being able to switch up the styles and colors of glasses based on your mood is a lot of fun too! It's actually so much fun! You have those half rim glasses, or the thick frame glasses, everything! It's like you're enjoying all these kinds of glasses at a buffet. I really want Luna to try some on or Marine to try some on to replace her eyepatch. We really need glasses to become a thing in hololive and start selling them for HoloComi. Don't. You. Think. We. Really. Need. To. Officially. Give. Everyone. Glasses?

>>74933005
tl;dr glasses just obscure their beautiful faces

>>74933025
You just have shit taste

>>74933061
Says the nigga coping with his bad eyesight

>>74933005
tldr glasses are for nerds

>>74933005
I wonder how many people will read this without knowing what it's from.

>>74932828
Banchou should have the semen of a squadron of elite soldiers fired upon him.

>>74933080
My eyesight is great so I don't even wear one but I fucking love it when my 2D boys wear glasses

>>74932711
Banchou should fuck me

>>74933005
no. i hate glasses. it's one more unnecessary thing to take off when you fuck them

GAMBLING PUPPET ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxmOVgedsaQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxmOVgedsaQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxmOVgedsaQ

Glasses toggle is so BORING, the boys need to follow Bettel and get the cum toggle

>>74933005
uhh... based

women shut the frick up you are fucking gross

>>74933593
>women
we're all bros here

>>74933449
cute background. has he used this before?

This is so random but one of the singers in octavio’s puppet show (octoposse version) sounds a bit like like axel singing voice idk

Cowboy Tavi has a long scraggly hair? Kek

>>74933843
oh shit i just noticed kek

I can't understand what Tavi is saying

Busy thinking about sex with dinosaurs

>>74933803
Def first.. especially put out for this cowboy rp i fear

>>74933923
Stop posting here Hakka

>>74933923
I hate how his eyes are infront of his hair

>>74931527
>shinri just eats things
koitechts?

>>74933923
the dinosaur is busy thinking about having sex with hologirls

He isn't lying, the first result really is backshot roulette kek

>>74933949
If Hakka is /here/, how is this blatant doxxpost still up?
>>74865969

>>74934198
backshot is what hakka gets from me every night

>>74934362
Fix your internet, Axel, I really like Abzu

>>74934554
Aus government thought it said Abo and cut his internet for racisms

>>74934596
Omegaverse is considered racist in aussieland?

we need a racist tempus

>>74935240
where were you when our boys were clowning the french and italians?

>>74935240
I agree. We got a little bit of that when Axel was saying that Armis is their slaves, but it needs to go deeper. Whole kayfabe plotlines could be centered around this.
>>74935317
>safe edgy ironic racism

Hands up, bottoms up

imagine him sitting on your face

https://twitter.com/goldbullet_en/status/1785998544429592769

>>74935240
We had that

>>74936682
I did this but the main problem was I sat on a corner.

>>74936682
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZqo4OZ0Pqs

nobody watch tavi

>>74936682
How fucking fat do you have to be to break your phone by sitting on it

>>74937380
I'm going to watch him just to spite you.

>>74937380
This game is unbelievably boring, why did everyone feel the need to play it

>>74937670
they all want to shoot themselves

>>74937319
Mr. Magni "happy pride month" Dezmond is racist, pfft yeah sure

>>74937670
It's fun when you have someone who's able to play the game without constantly needing to explain every little thing they do. Over explainers are unironically worse at this game than seemingly mindless people.

>>74937817
Magni "Rooftop Korean" Dezmond isn't racist, pfft yeah sure

>>74937670
Everybody loves gambling

>>74937890
nice headcanon

>>74937956
I'm literally Magni. This isn't a headcanon.

>>74937817
Tell that to the 6 gorillion he single handedly gassed with his potions

aniki soon

>>74933005
>Don't. You. Think. We. Really. Need. To. Officially. Give. Everyone. Glasses?
no

It's not that bad to be parasocial and I don't care what you say.

>>74938753
we don't care either.
buy merch and sc our boys as much as you like.
they love you very much.

>>74936682
*boldly gulleted*

>>74939003
>buy merch and sc our boys as much as you like.
Already there!