/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

You like Mococo too, right?

Bros my smile doesn't feel so good...

https://pastebin.com/SmHaQRh1

You can ignore this post if you want.

ASMR DX mengen isn't what they had planned in mind at the start.
First, they only mentioned ASMR briefly in the description here
>あのマイクでASMR企画も!?
Nothing on the title, nothing on the thumbnail.
And then even in the stream, the suggestion that got picked is actually an innocent one that just ask them for BAU BAU ASMR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PYjJ94tyoI&t=3105s
And Nodoka did say that they gonna continue the ASMR parts in the mengen, but that's at the very, very end of the stream and without any fanfare: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PYjJ94tyoI&t=3620s
And then we got the DX itself. No mention of ASMR at all
Title:
> 【DXプラン限定】FUWAMOCOと春先のどかの生アフタートーク! 【#ホロの休日_仮】
>FuwaMoco & Harusaki Nodoka Aftershow
Desc:
>番組収録直後に感想や裏話を語る、デラックス(DX)プラン限定の2Dアフタートーク!
>番組のご感想や、今後のメン限で聞きたい話などのご意見はコメント欄にどうぞ!
>Aftershow exclusive for DX member!
>Please send your thought and what you'd like to see in comments!
Also no mention of ASMR in the thumbnail, which is pic related, it said
>今日はどうでして?
>How are we today?
And this static pic persist for the first 53s of the DX mengen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RA4BEeD8AiY&t=53s
After that, they suddenly changed the text into ASMR中

All these is weird at best or a fucking weakass advertising at best.
If they want to rope Ruffians into buying mengen, you'd think they'd plaster ASMR fucking everywhere. But instead, this is the kind where you'd blink and miss it.
If you didn't pay attention to what Nodoka-san said at the very, very end after all the advertisement you'd miss what the DX even about, and they fucking advertised HoloPlus AND Nodoka next stream too beforehand.

Also, to further add that this is a last-minute addition, it was live, and FuwaMoco did just "waste" the first 5 minutes just doing another BAU BAU ASMR. It seems original plan was just literally continue the BAU BAU ASMR + light after talk.
It was Nodoka that suddenly said to accept request after that. Even then, they still do funny suggestion like Pon-de-ring menu + Introduction.

Also, contrast it with Okayu's (main channel) ASMR here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3kQIkXoPxA
ASMR in thumbnail, ASMR in title, so everyone know what they're getting into.

In short, I belieb

>>74887286
kys

GIVE ME A DANG MIC
>UN UN
I WENT TO A FARM IN TOCHIGI
>UN UN
TO EAT NATTO
>UN UN
TO TALK ABOUT VISUAL NOVELS
>UN UN
AND THIS ANTI SUMPOOCH COMES UP TO ME AND STARTS TALKING SCHIZO
>UN UN
SO I GIVE HER A STUNNER
>UN UN
I GIVE HER ANOTHER STUNNER
>UN UN
I GIVE HER THREE STUNNERS
>UN UN
BAU BAU IS KEY
>UN UN
ANY SUMPOOCH THAT SCHIZOPOSTS WILL GET THEIR TEETH KICKED IN AHHHH BAU BAU
>UN UN
IF YOU LOVE FUWAMOCO GIVE ME A BAU BAU
>BAU BAU
AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE BECAUSE FUWAMOCO SAID SO

>>74887303
BAU BAU
>>74887286
バウバウ
>>74887283
I love you Mococo
My Mocochan

>They even want the fan translators to relax and enjoy the streams, hence hiring pero

They're fucking perfect. ALL EOP ruffians are loved, too.

>>74887283
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH PRINCESS MOCOCO

>>74887286
It's so over, biggest betrayal in vtubing history

>>74887355
Please translate it to Japanese so FWMC's new audience can understand it.

Ruffians are just in absolute denial about the entire situation. They know it's happening, but now responses go from
>they won't stream that much in JP
>believe in them
JP streams are now 50/50 with EN and they're just using Golden Week as a facade for the switch
>oh but they still favor EN viewers
>believe in them
Their ASMR stream that has been in the works since they debuted is JP only locked behind another channel's paywall.
>oh but it's just Golden Week they will go back to the majority of EN streams next week
>believe in them
They now have hired a Japanese translator in chat to translate all their JP streams
>WELL ITS ACTUALLY A GOOD THING THEY ONLY DO JP STREAMS. YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE YOUR REPS
I almost feel bad for ruffians, but everytime their lying oishis get exposed they ignore it and say it's bait. Any reasonable person can see they have been used and it's probably why their views dropped significantly post-move. Don't worry, they're very sorry you feel left out

Out of all the raids this thread has had this is probably the weakest, zero effort

>>74887624
そのように感じてしまい申し訳ありません。

>>74887624
It would be nice if they at least pretended to watch streams. Oh well, nothing will ever shake my love for them or make me feel any differently.
Are you bros looking forward to the Watame collab later this week? I know I am. Also, Fall Guys should be fun, too.
>tfw eliminated in the first round AGAIN

>>74887624
They're doing their best

>>74887624
Blatant zero effort raids like this are always a nice reminder that no group of discord trannies can be even half as annoying as one bautistic ruffian. Our own posters are far worse than any of this.

>>74887752
Which streams, the ones from 8 months ago where they said they would stream 98% in English?
Or the recent ones where they are streaming in Japanese every other stream?
I watched all of the former but am not watching the latter.

>>74887752
I'm not really excited for the fall guys stream because I want THEM to have more fun and most of the ruffians that end up joining start playing a lot once the stream is announced

I nutted so hard to Fuwawa I think I sprained something

>>74887878
I get worse the more I play

>>74887355
BAU BAU
>>74887878
I think it'll be fun tbdesu. FuwaMoco always seem to enjoy it, especially cause they like cheering on other ruffians.

>>74887303
>>74887355
BAU BAU

>>74887286
バウバウ

Gonna listen to Mococunny pack again

WHY DO YOU STILL LOVE THEM ????
STOP LOVING THEM
STOP GIVING THEM MONEY
STOP SHOWERING THEM WITH LOVE AND PRAISE THEY HATE YOU
YOU SHOULD LOVE ME NOT THEM ITS NOT FAIR

>>74887539
I don't really care anymore. I just enjoy. I'm thankful they hired a translator and my smile has been protected.

>>74888140
because they make my cock diamonds and cumming feels good

>>74888112

>>74888112
Knowing that Mococo saw my posting about it and that smile showing she liked it made me so fucking sex crazed. I blew even more the second time listening to it knowing she wanted to be seen that way.

>>74888112
UOH

>>74888140
I used to love them until they betrayed us

>>74887624
so pathetic I want to help

I forgot I have irl friends following my twitter account and they saw me cunnyposting on main about that fuzzy temptress. Fuck it, I might as well go all out now

Fuwawa rubbing my belly while we fall asleep together

>>74888400
KEK

I'd prefer if Ruffians let Mococo win Fall Guys this time, or at least only get eliminated due to her own incompetence instead of a bunch of tryhard Ruffians blasting off from the starting line as fast as they can. Definitely will not happen tho.

>>74888400
kek post it so I can give a like

>>74888411
>impregnate Fuwawa
>rub her belly in bed
>she rubs yours

>>74888411
>you want a countdown, silly wuffian? fufufufu
>ok, here I go... 1, 2...

Bros, how can I fix my physique so FuwaMoco will love me? I've been eating McDonalds every single day, but I'm still skinny loser-mode atm.
Ojisan fatbros... any tips... is it owari da...?

raids do work on actual ruffians no matter how divorced from reality they are
>first time they did JP streams we had JP branch transfer looped non-stop
>led to Happy Pupper whale dropping them, they left quietly
>favoritism angle randomly latched onto and looped for a week
>led to Lockwhite dropping them, he went out with THAT SC
>"first ASMR" cucking looped non-stop for a day
>led to the clarification request SC over what would be a complete non-issue to a mentally sound person
it's fine when people leave quietly but they should definitely at least be aware that ruffians are being manipulated to attack them as fans
i wouldn't be surprised if they had to deal with some JP allegation SC soon

>blogpost
>more bait
where the fuck are the MocoKings?
FuwaGods have been running these threads for a while

>>74888626
lockwhite's been gone long before he sent that SC, I know because I always liked his post stream tweets

literally me

>>74888626
Yeah at least Happy Fucker oshihenned quietly. Cuckwhyte was gone for a while and somehow fell for the paypig favoritism garbage despite the fact that the "favorites" the thread always rambled about aren't paypigs at all kek.
This SC feels like it was from an anti rather than a fan. I've been around long enough to know that there are so many antis who will waste money sending akas just to shit on a girl.
This happened to Mori more than once.

>>74888936
A fucking Ruffbeat

mogogo rabu

I just finished watching the latest fwmc morning, is it only me or did Mococo actually sound a little bit better?

>>74888624
If you want to get there quickly: no physical exercise, increase your calories to 7k a day for the next 30 days

>>74889023
yeah but she still needs rest to fully recover

>>74889023
She still sounds the same to me

>>74889023
No she definitely sounded better today

With how little they give me attention I would be lying if I said I haven't considered giving in to being a bigger complainer to get more. They focus a lot on the whiniest ruffians

Soratomos liked the voice pack too
https://twitter.com/miumiucat9538/status/1785608770762211396

>>74888979
wuffians could learn a lot from their fanbase-senpai, 100% unironically.

>>74889091
based

>>74889091
Basados
I love that fat fuck Nun Nun

>>74889089
>They focus a lot on the whiniest ruffians
I see people say this all the time, but I don't see it tbdesu. It feels like youre just shitposting to attempt to manipulate retards into publicly complaining more.

>>74888624
Compared to me, you're fat

This is the first time we have a definitive timeline for recording -> release for voice packs, right? At least for FWMC, not sure if other talents talked about it this clearly.

>>74889245
Yea. Shouldn’t give any of these whining “ruffians” attention

>>74889091
Nun Nun!

>>74889245
respect is worth more than a pity like

>>74889245
It's true, they reply to people shitting on their mistakes, people dreaming of them dying in plane crashes, talking about skipping weddings for their streams, RTing people who a day before said they were incompetent and stupid for streaming instead of resting, type full essays in prechat for clearly anti SCs. People that trauma dump in SCs get love, people that are kind are loved too but less obviously so

>>74889300
Not sure about EN but nearly all of the JP talents I follow have hinted at it before. The timeline for recording is usually a few months to a couple weeks before the release. Not every talent would be recording at the same time due to script availability

Yes Elon give me more AI articles!

>>74889480
>Television
heh

>>74889245
It doesn't happen all the time but sometimes they do
They shouldn't have gone back to retweeting someone who wrote a giant rant wall scolding them for not taking care of their health and canceling streams just because he said sorry

>>74889606
FUWAMOCO Morning is my favorite TV program

>>74889464
Seems like a skill issue to me. I've received a ton of likes, a lot of attention in my SCs, and have been retweeted and replied to. I even get read all the time, too.
Also, the absolute best, most loving response they've ever given to a superchat was the one from the guy who got his dream job. People who send them kind, loving, and sweet things have unironically made them cry before.

>>74889464
>get love
There's your mistake. Thinking worthless twitter engagement is love.
They didn't like, RT, reply or address in prechat a single person talking about how much they enjoyed the new voice packs, but brought it up during FWMC Morning that they've been seeing people enjoying it and getting silly, and they liked seeing that. This is love, replying to some schizo to defend their honor is done out of a sense of obligation.
If you're your own oshi, it's easy to mistake the two things, but if you actually care about them, it's plain to see.
In other words: >>74889428

>>74889666
satan...

>>74889480
Kek are these only on browser?

>>74889666
>>74889692
I don't give a fuck about likes. It's the replies and focused one on one attention that people get when they go full on menhera. They don't really individually celebrate happiness, outside of rare occasions like the job SC you mentioned. No one having a good day gets anything. Maybe that's obvious though

>>74889666
>and replied to
teach me your secrets

Hello Ruffians! Today I'm challenging myself to be a less of a hikki and I'm going to my first Yugioh tournament. Wish me good luck and send me a some brain power so that I don't missplay that hard.
Sorry for the blogpost, but I need a bit of encouragement

>>74889743
only for elon twitter blue cucks

>>74889799
whenever you chat with people and things seem friendly, dont be afraid to ask for their number or social media to remain in touch
or ask if theyre going to come to another tourney again
the biggest misplay i make when i go out to cons and stuff is when i chat a lot with people and feel good but then we part ways and i realize i never got their information

>>74889799
Don't get your deck stolen

>>74889799
good luck nerd

>>74889666
>I've received a ton of likes, a lot of attention in my SCs, and have been retweeted and replied to. I even get read all the time, too.
Based Satan. There are maybe 4 ruffians that this applies to, so I'm glad you're satisfied with it but your view is biased heavily.

>>74889799
what deck?

>>74889779
>having a good day
>share it with your oshis
>they spend time with you
>day is even better
>smile lots, tell them you love them
>go to sleep happily while they work on future projects thinking "our fans love us"
sounds great

>>74888624
stop grains and seed oils
do a timed carb ingestion to stop burning fat and block the satiation feeling
then get big meals full of animal protein and fat
done, become E. Honda

>>74889799
Have fun!

GOD FUCK I NEED TO HAVE SEX WITH MOCOCO EVEN WHEN SHE'S ROLEPLAYING AS A LITTLE GIRL I FEEL NOTHING BUT LUST KNOWING A CUTE NEEDY AUTISTIC HAG IS DOING IT
AHHHHH MOCOCO SEEEEEEEEEEEXXXX

I'm saving the Fuwawa one for tonight when I get drunk enough to go all in on baby mode

>>74889799
Win, take a picture, tag FUWAMOCO, and we can get them to start a YUGIOH arc.
It's on your shoulders now, don't disappoint me.

>>74889962
Almost makes you think it's a larp
Seriously though it really feels like sometimes people post shit like that just to try and make others go menhera that it doesn't apply to them.

>>74890033
If we don't get good fanart out of these I'm getting a second job to pay for it.

>>74889799
Ganbatte!

>>74890125
I'm all for needy loli Mococo porn

>>74889962
You mean 3, because one of them totally doesn't browse this website.

>>74890189
Fuwawa with a shota is also a match made in heaven but felt wrong because it's not really her thing, she wants ojisan, but this pack finally gave that hypothetical artwork a reason to exist.

>>74890207

Having them read your message aloud and personally thank you is 1000x times better than a retweet or a twitter reply. You guys just take it for granted because of how easy it is to get in comparison to those.

>>74890095
It is. I don’t know why you guys even engage it since it’s just a trigger to start a pity party into paypig faggotry into favoritism loop into jpcuckholdry. It’s the most obvious bait ever. Just ignore

Thoughts?

>>74890418
our loops are going to be a full 24 hour stunluck with how many components we have now

>>74890095
Cause it is. Anyone crying over "menheras getting more attention" is an obvious shitposter who doesn't watch them whatsoever

>>74890506

>>74890506
she's got a great ass and nice hooters

>>74890506
Slop

I'd rather senpai sexposting than this menhera favortism bullshit. FuwaMoco would agree.

>>74888726
jiro…

>>74890643
>>74890506
Fuck off

>>74890671
What's the matter Fuwawa? You're looking rather flushed.

sorry whorebros but my seed belongs to fuwawa

Thinking about FWMC...

Shiori is starting to eat a lot more too recently. Advent is growing big and strong. Who knows if the 3D mocap suits will even fit them this week

Nap time

>>74890805
Off topic faggot

I'm going to buy this account and turn it into my personal FWMC tribute account. I'm going to surprise 11k people with my disgusting cock cumming on a picture of FuwaMoco

>>74890830
What are you going to do about it? Sex with advent members is always on Fuwawa's mind.

i miss them...

>>74890256
I think something like an H-manga where Fuwawa unintentionally awakens a shota's sexual desire and starts covering up more only to have the shota throw a fit so she changes back to stop him from crying then slowly getting to the point where she feels bad letting him stay horny and frustrated all the time would be pretty hot

Kek Mococo really got into her role in the VP

>>74890979
why are they dressed like that

>>74890998
fluffy fuzzy slutty sisters

>>74891092
wrong image but now that I've fucked up I'll go all in

>>74891148
thank you for your service
please keep going o7

I think Moco-chan is pretty sexy, do you?

>>74890991

>>74887355
>catching up on fwmc morning at x2 speed
>the nerve of Fuwawa to steal Mococo's pup talk after all the distress she's caused
>keep it at x2 speed

>>74891224
the royal pussy grip as her sister lustfully waits her turn

>>74891224
are you macho enough?

the catalog is going crazy today, be ready for when those threads die
if you have weak mental then leave now

between the floofies... heaven...

>>74891455
poor Mococo can't even reach it

I shouldn't have eaten all that rice. I'll see you fuckers after my nap.

>>74891264
yes

>>74891506
go gorilla and take a break

>>74891506
that one anon last thread holding himself back to not bit the bait on twitter
if he is wondering in doing it hje better be like the weakest watamate helmir

>>74887286
Just don't even post it anymore, I can't bear the reminder

>>74891579
she's doing her best okay?

>>74891589
un un

she more than makes up for it in other ways

>>74891506
i just want the comfy times back, man. all this nonstop raiding and fake outrage from people who don't watch them doesn't even make me mad anymore. I'm just tired.

https://files.catbox.moe/5rmcsi.ogg
shiori talking about FWMC from her twitter space

I want them both at the same time. How can a man choose!?

>>74891758
This is 4chan nigga, if you can't take some heat then go to reddit

>>74891873
go back to your phasecuck thread, disgusting tranny

>>74891842
you don't have to, that's the best part

>>74890988
KINO

>>74891758
Close the thread. Your mental will be better, trust. Just come back around stream time

>>74891779
i really hope advent does something nice for shioris birthday...

>>74891779
sounds pretty accurate. They always wear their feelings on their sleeves. It's really easy to tell when they're nervous

>>74891789
What the fuck is that cock lmaoooo

I'm starting to think no one else here loves them and wants to breed them. No matter, I'll do it myself.

AM I DOING GOOD?

>>74892041
that's gonna hurt later

>>74891779
sankyu

>>74891092
>saving something this brown
I'm disappointed in you anon. Do better next time.

>>74891650
>if he is wondering in doing it hje better be like the weakest watamate helmir
Based high priest. Always defending CDCGT.

I finally got my second ESR today, and it means I've gotten it from both fuwawa and mococo now. Feels good that I can finally stop trying and ignore the ESR gacha. Good luck to all you other ruffians trying, you'll have one less competitor now.

>>74892292
you're worse than every other sister in this thread

>>74891650
>>74892290
Watamates seem to have a lot of reasons to overlap with Ruffians.

>>74892503
small fry will be happy with the watame collab

THEY USED THE SAME HORRIBLE APOLOGY AS CHANNEL AWESOME HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Pathetic.

>>74892290
>this isnt from /#/
>and its from today
sisters site being down really fuck up our environment huh

>>74888624
>40
>250lbs
>balding
Why even try? I was made for Fuwawa.

>>74888624

https://gofile.io/d/gLMClg

>>74893380
Thanks Moco-Pirate

>Japanese stream
LOL
LMAO

>>74893380
Baused as always mocopirateposter

Man, they should have SHOUNENSLOP as the theme for a Rock N Rawr Party. Just every shounen slop, regardless of age. Dragon Ball, Saint Seiya, Yu Yu Hakusho, Rurouni Kenshin, Cobra, Naruto, Bleach, Basilisk is seinen but fuck it, Basilisk, just from this you have the most hype shit in the entire universe. It would be SO much fun.

>>74893380
>Im gonna count down from ten
>1…
Huh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4PVQd25x-E

>>74893828
I love her so much

I wonder how much recording this voice pack heated up Fuwawa's baby fever?

>>74893542
They sang a bunch of shounen alr no?

>>74893828
She probably did that for real in the recording, they thought it was funny and on point and changed the script

>>74894176
None, she’s already pregnant with my puppies

post your bets on SC reading length

freechat logs on hololyzer are dead?

>>74894639
https://hololyzer.net/youtube/freechat/UCt9H_RpQzhxzlyBxFqrdHqA.html
no

post your fluffiest Fuwawa instead of talking about gay shit like supas

>>74894586
3 hours max, less than 2 if Mococo sounds worse

>>74894713
but... that's the entire stream...

Hello ruffians!
Thanks to your encouragement I started with my Nihongo learning journey!
Day 267: Today I've done my anki and immersion reps. For anki I've learned 5 new cards. For immersion I've continued watching off-collab with Marine.
FUWAMOCO love!
BAU BAU!

>>74894713

>>74894703
i miss talking to them in freechat...

So Fuwawa stepped into freechat on 3/24 to tell us about Moco-chan doing a voice pack where she's really stuffed up. That means it took 38 days from recording until it was released. So if June bride voice packs are coming out in around 38 days, they may have recorded those recently (They came out June 9th last year).
This explains why Fuwawa is extra breedable lately and Mococo probably destroyed her voice doing a loud passionate wife sex recording.

So what games did you guys recommend for Fuwawa?

>>74895957
Dragon Ball Sparking METEOR

>>74895957
Moonwalker.
Michael Jackson The Experience

Good afternoon, I love my wife

>>74895957
Elden Ring

>>74895957
I ain't doxxing myself

>>74896441
Good afternoon I love my loli wife

Is there a reason why everyone is saying hitman will be a great fit for Fuwawa? I never watch or play it before.

>>74896656
Good game for pon girls

>>74896552
Alright what game do you not want Fuwawa to play?

>>74896614
UUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH MOGOTYAAAAAAAAAAAN

>>74896656
It's funnier when the person isn't even trying to play it properly. And it's the kind of game that lets you give 10 billion different answers to the question, so she can still technically complete it while being absolutely terrible at it.
It's a stealth game, but other than getting less points, there's nothing stopping you from just loudly murdering every single person including bystanders.
It's extremely violent and has realistic graphics, though, I don't see her wanting to play it. She would possibly feel uncomfortable the first time she choked someone to death and saw the NPC struggling trying to breathe until he died. If she watches some footage and finds out it doesn't affect her much, then it would definitely make for a fun stream.

>>74896755
I don't know, anything that is really frustrating to play or a game that would be more fun as a co-op with Mococo.

Fuwawa should play with my cock

2k upvotes on member post
719 comments
Jesus.

>>74895957
The only acceptable request after Hitman, Hitman 2 Silent Assassin.

>>74897046
That's not really entertaining for her or the other wuffians though

>>74897128
I have a good looking 6 inch cock, a girl said it was really nice once.

>>74896656
Easy answer is that it's really entertaining when you're "bad" at it for both the player and the viewer. It's pretty easy to fail upwards, so I can't see Fuwawa getting that frustrated with it

Another 2 hour sc reading let’s see how many we won’t finish in that time

>>74897196
Get out of here filthy 1%er

>>74897196
Well you got me beat

>>74897046

I want to cuddle under a giant blanket with my adorable princess. we can spend our time together watching old anime that she likes or we can also watch new shounen slop and pick it apart for how bad it is. I want to feel her breath on me as we fall asleep together. then I want to wake up moments before her and see her make a giant smile as she sees us still embraced together, followed by giving her Mococo a good morning kiss

>>74897478
>>74897478
i wrote this
god i want to be in a loving happy relationship with my mocotan

>>74897478
This, except I'll ramble to them about why that shonenslop is actually kino until she understands. Fuwawa would back me up, too.

>>74897478

>>74897622
Fuwawa can absolutely be just as cute or even cuter than Mococo, she just chooses not to but holy shit this is adorable.

>>74897594
>going on long rants about why Dragon Ball is actually amazing and crying while explaining Vegeta's character arc
I can see it

FuwaMoco mentioned before that their streams were going to be 98% in English since, you know, they're part of the Hololive EN branch. Are they keeping that promise?

>>74897478
Hello, I approve of this message.

>>74897705
Depends, if you count JP collabs then no, they're at 95% English streams. If you only count soloJP, then they're at exactly 98%.
Now rope and get buried under your birth name, Jason.

>>74897705
Yes, objectively.
Go count the amount of EN streams they've done since debut, and then count the amount of JP streams they've done. That will tell you everything.

I need her.

>>74897780
I need them both in my arms. I want to hold them and tell them they're doing a great job

I'm laying in bed listening to Sinatra thinking about these beautiful ladies.

>>74897986
They do make me feel so young...

>>74898020
That's a good song Im listening to Old Black Magic right now

I want to molest Mococo
I want to be molested by Fuwawa

sex with wuffians!!

Once their voices are better rested and they're more energized, I'd like to see them trying the other's role. Could be a fun supa, asking for Fuwawa to do a loli impression and Mococo the teacher oneesan type.

I love my adorable princess wife. imagine her coming home late from a recording or dancing lesson. you welcome her with a big smile on your face, give her a big hug and kiss. You already have the bath all set up for her so she thanks you with a big smile on her face as she gets ready for bed. by the time Mococo gets out of the bath you already have the dinner table all set and ready, you both eat together and she tells you how her day went and all the things she did. I love her so much

>>74898236
I want this more than anything in the world

>>74897705
Go do a bell curve analysis anon.

>>74897780
>>74897950
>>74897986
>>74898236
Goslings, why do this to yourselves...

>>74896755
bunny garden

loli Mococo waking you up with a blowjob and asking "Am I being a good wife?"

>>74898637
I rabu them and like to think about them

>>74897780
>>74897950
>>74897986
>>74898236
you're all gonna die alone

>>74898808
Good morning, Fuwawa

>>74898637
>Goslings, why do this to yourselves...
Because I live to be loved one day, if not by them then by someone.
I am a hopeless man that believes in cheesy cliche romance stuck in a timeline filed with cheap and loose women who want it quick and dirty rather slow and meaningful.
Every year I get older and I become more miserable and lonely. And one day I won't be alive anymore, it's the sad reality of time slippling away from me.

>>74898637
Perhaps it's all mental illness but I like having scenarios like this and having happy thoughts

>>74898881
FuwaMoco will always be by my side, until hope has fully withered

Stop replying you retards

Shut up. SHUT UP.

This makes tourists seethe

I rabu Fuwawa. I rabu Mococo

i love my wives

bros i'm so jealous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQXzIjrJMjM
I want that with FuwaMoco NOW

>>74898637
I can't help it. My heart is always bursting with love for them

>>74899159
weird I'm listening to that right now.

look at these smiles

>>74899159
Chamas ASMR is underrated, she does some good roleplay too

>>74899080
https://vocaroo.com/167auxhAPTka

>>74899384

I really wanted that lullaby, Fuwawa...

does anyone have that fuwamoco ai song with the part about replying on twitter

>>74899722

>>74899358

Go back faggot

>>74899813
stay there

>>74888721
>where the fuck are the MocoKings?
I was sleeping, gomen

>>74899948
never sleep ever again

>>74899948
good god she's so fucking sexy

We made the news.

>>74900193
yeah, the misudo pilgrimage

>>74900230
not about that

>>74900357
don't care then, kill yourself

>vagueposting

>>74899767
thanks, i want to give them an entire puppy litter

>>74900392
you can't escape the consequences of your own actions

>>74900502
kill yourself

>>74900518
no I don't think I will

I just knew that shit was bait.

>>74900193
I will bite, post or kys

>>74900606
scroll up, already posted

Not long until the SC reading. Last time I completely forgot about FreeChat, I wonder when they'll finish those off
Maybe like after next week? If Mococo feels better of course

>>74900802
It’ll be 2 hours long and they wont get much finished so they’ll save the rest for another sc reading which will also be 2 hours long.

>>74899384
>I will become Japanese
ywnbj

>>74900869
Next one will probably be longer, but it also probably won't be next week.

>>74900802
like the other guy said they will only clear maybe one stream + today's stream at best

>>74900802
Hopefully soon, the backlog is getting quite large now.

>>74900802
they said the next one will be a big chat, so the next one will probably be the last don't know if they'll schedule it next week since that's a homework week + maybe some fuwawa solo

>>74900916
And they refuse to turn off SCs while they’re already doing a reading and thus adding onto that backlog. These puppies…

>>74900880
>he doesn't know

>>74901008
oh my GOSH

So tell me, why did Fuwawa want to sniff Mococo's used tissue?

>>74901077
Because it had Marine's scent on it?

>>74901077
sex with mocochan!!

>>74901077
dangerous Marine smell

>>74900979
Yea. They're very special in a special kinda way..

>>74901077
it had some dangerous marine smell on it, the mocosnot is a bonus

>>74901077
Because Mococo used it and she had a good enough excuse to pretend that wasn't the whole reason.

>>74901077

Prechat doko

>>74901187
this is not sfw please delete this post. Thank you.

precat

>>74901187
hey how did you hack into my phone

where are they…

don't panic

>>74901417
But now is the perfect time to panic though

25 minutes left until panic is allowed

maybe mococo isn't feeling great

Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!

I’m sorry bros. It’s because they know I’m waiting.

>>74901587
good Christian wife

>>74901587
Pero is getting a good view.

>>74901417
I'm panicking

>>74901580
Wouldn't have stopped the frame retweet that hasn't happened yet, probably just busy, or the very first oversleeping arc.

The thumbnail looks like they're giving me a blowjob

>>74901587
I love this woman

>>74901587
Maid Mococo doko?

>>74901727
your dick looks like a donut bro

>>74901587
>p*ro ruining another good piece of art for no reason at all

I'm slightly panicked. They really need to tone down the egosa after fwmc morning

i miss them…

>>74901727
looks like they're drooling over my butthole

>>74901802
thanks

can they stop having sex with each other

>>74901937
sorry 20 more minutes

>>74901937
noeh

>>74901587
Gosh I love heeeeeeeeer

oops ehehehehe

>>74901710
oversleeping would be kino

>>74763141

>>74902079
Yea, but hopefully it leads to a cancelled or shorter stream, I can't stay up all night today...

I knew it these SC readings are a waste of valuable time.

Why are the ruffians so concerned? Did I miss something?

>accidently changed the password to their YT account
>deletes their Cover appointed FWMC email address
>destroys her new computer and deletes system 32 on Mococo's
ehehe woops

>>74902158

Okay I’m gonna go shower. It will now be open.

I want to go shopping at IKEA with Mococo then have dinner at Boston Market with her. (I'll let her have my corn bread even though I love corn bread.) Once we get back to our home we will sit in the back yard sipping Mint Juleps watching the sun set and enjoying a non humid 75F evening.

There hasn't been a tweet for the waiting room right? They might actually still be sleeping...

>>74902224
we're always concerned

>>74902249
>streamed FWMC Morning on her computer
>already broke it
Fluffy...

sleep well my beauties

>>74902249
rabu fuwawa!!

>>74902224
Mococo said she loves me specifically

https://twitter.com/Kukie_nyan/status/1785818748974407768

>>74902224
Cheer up, Crewcut.

>>74902224
Usually they open prechat exactly one hour before the stream begins. The stream starts in 45 and it's still not up.
They're autistically punctual, so this means they're either oversleeping, dealing with tech issues, or Mococo is feeling too sick to do it and they're considering canceling.

>>74902321
>There hasn't been a tweet for the waiting room right?
Wait
>isreal
wtf, sleep well princesses

Where are the wives?

If they overslept would they just postpone it

>>74902249
I love you like you wouldn't even know, Fuwawa

don't worry i'll give them a call soon

CANCEL THE STREAM PLEASE SUPERCHAT READING ISN'T WORTH IT

Moco-hime...

>>74902321
Well if they are oversleeping, it means we'll get a nice sleepy, silly SC reading

>>74902424
Depends on by how much. If they wake up until half an hour before the stream, they'd just do it with sleepy voices, which would be kino. It's supa reading, only their most dedicated regulars will be there. Any other stream would likely be postponed.

Sleepy wives, nice...

they died...

Why not just save this for the big one?
You know damn well they’re not gonna get through much anyways. And there’s tangents to consider which take up even more time. PLUS even MORE superchats roll in AS they’re already reading some.

>>74902493 (me)
But I'd be surprised to see them start a stream scheduled to 10AM at 11, for example. if they miss the starting time, then it's over.

>>74902473
I will actually cum

Do you think they set a bunch of alarms just in front of stream time just incase?
I wonder if we'll get some nice awake up voice from them

Mococo is now 50% mold and 50% pollen

>>74902598
I shall inhale her

>>74902538
Yeah may as well save it for a slower, cozier week where they can relax in the morning and take their time. They won't even get through the freecat supas today

>>74902598
RE9 plot just leaked

>>74902597
They already have a morning alarm voice

d-don't panic

Don’t worry. Everything is fine.

Mane-chan don't you dare call them to wake them up