/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gurass

Love my little shart

Child

a futomomo hold

I'd like to sexually bully and ryona this creature T u T

Frame tonight, i can feel it, i can feel HER

>>73857907
Has it been two months already?

Guras favourite flower is Hydrangea:

"Sadly, the entire plant, including the flower buds, is quite toxic to pets and children. All parts of Hydrangea contain traces of cyanide. Accidental ingestion could cause shortness of breath, dizziness, fainting, and a rapid pulse. Severe cases of poisoning could also lead to convulsions and death"

Gura has Pica, she ate sand & shewed on marbles as a kid, she also licked countertops & also said she used to ate wild catnip

In one of her streams she mentioned her moder planted the most beautiful Hydrangea in their backyard

Given Gura has Pica it's safe to say she munched on those flowers, she has mentioned having ALL these sympoms of hydrange poisioning:

"shortness of breath, dizziness, fainting, and a rapid pulse"

Remember when Guras mom bought her a shake-weight? What did she mean by that? Was it exercise or did mom try some gay-conversion therapy?

Is this an imposter ggg? Where is all the bot posts and ritual posts?

>>73858181
The fan base is dying, People are now leaving because she is no longer an active streamer so the things you normally enjoy here is leaving with it. Yes Gura sells merch and concerts just fine and can get Sponsors when needed. Its sad but now her lack of streams is starting to show but the money is still coming in so they will overlook it and at the end hope they can fix and undo how things have happened. I just hope in the end we will get at most a full week of Gura streaming.

>>73858181
fun fact:
The ritual posters were never a bot and they are all sleeping because it is not that normal for a new thread at this hour.

>>73858571
Don't bother replying to the cripple.

I love my wife so much!!

This is a cunny.

>>73858788

Gura is my real girlfriend.

MY wife

My pregnant wife.

Stop listening to her tummy!!

>>73858958
I must rape her to rewrite the child's DNA into my own.

I'm starting to think

Damn brat! Stop talking with your mouth open!

>>73859122
chewing with your mouth open*
I'll see myself out of the thread in shame now...

Sha-ha-ha-ark

>>73859051
You fool!

>>73859190
Gura looks kinda different in this picture...

Gura isn't with us anymore and yesterday i got banned by a camgirl, she has been streaming for 4-12 viewers for over 3 years now, and even she didn't want anything to do with me. Life truly sucks

>>73860179
>i got banned by a camgirl
What did you do?

>>73860256
Nothing, i was just idling, trying to help her get higher in the algo, but "eeew, filthy grey, be gone", which is fair enough

It's time we had a serious conversation about some things that need to be discussed here. How much goom can you fit in Gura's cun cun?

>>73860455
Dude, i barely produce anything anymore, i am all dried up and my twig only salutes for 20 sexonds before giving up, and my twig is the size of a skin-tag

Did not win the gene lottery

never reading
I LOVE GURA!!

Goob morning retards

>>73860937
Goob morning faggot

I had a dream about Gura (I saved her from drowning and we became friends).
I dont even watch your oshi, what does this mean

>>73861301
Just a run of the mill tard-wrangling dream

>>73856545
>>73856545
Why has the there not been any forgiving for Gura to show us how we can be for Gura.?
She alway has been with us through the shift to new way for Gura to be with us without her being.?

>>73861448
>>73861448
>>73861448
Yes, in the confine of the are Gura stream

>>73861448
strokechama..

I also want to have a stroke

>>73856545
wow she is so bouncy

This ghosting isn't funny anymore

Would "Gura" sell just as merch and be just as much of an maskot if they retired the actress but kept the character going "empty"'?

>>73862819
she's holding her pee

Would "chumbud" whine just as much and be just as much of a faggot nijinigger if they lost their legs but kept posting "shit"?

It will be months or years until she decideds to show up next well that or next time niji does something big i guess :D

Without Gura i am impotent

>>73863529

So where's Gura?

>>73863737
Gura drowned >>73861301

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>73863843
samen

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>>73861448
esl or genuine stroke... call it

Baguraette honhonhon

>>73864149
Did you pee your bed again Gura?

The history of the Parisian Baguette is as fascinating as its taste. While the exact origin is uncertain, some theories suggest that the idea of a long bread was imported from Vienna in the 19th century. Others believe it originated during the French Revolution. It was Napoleon Bonaparte who opted for its elongated shape so that soldiers could easily carry it. The baguette became widespread in Paris in the 1920s, and it took some time for it to be accepted in the countryside where people preferred darker, round bread that could be kept longer.

>>73864196
Status update please, she has only gone to the toilet 3 times during her entire career:
https://youtu.be/ChVf67Gcz34?t=16270
https://youtu.be/YDE376Lqjn8?t=9644

So which of this is it:

1) She doesn't have to since she is always dehydrated

2) She has a massive bladder so she can go 10 hours easily

5) She wears a diaper during stream and just let it flow

6) She has a cumbud below her Sophia Urista style

>>73864217
The French amuse me to no end

>>73858568
Honestly the opposite of the truth, this slower beat stands out among the rabble as special and is easily followed by anyone who's not an addict. If anything continued interest in Gura disproves the daily upload "youtube" model people like Pewdiepie famously enslaved themselves to. Fuck the daily grind, fuck the algorithm, I can follow a story for more than 10 minutes. The algorithm doesn't tell me what I like, I tell it.

>>73858568
>Most of the ritualposters are now present and accounted for save for the ones who show up for particular occasions like Gutsbud and Bushy Pucci poster
Naked dogeza
Now

>>73864256
Please accurately reflect the number of times Gura has gone to the bathroom in her career, I beg of you. Gura pee is serious business.

>>73856560
SNIFFFFF

>>73867152
*Le touchejnek kej öek kwenkj wekjnwkjen kjleklnwjn jlewnj wenfjlnösdlkvnsövknölnföjnfjlnsdlngvölngbnj*

>>73867370
Icelandic strokebud? Daijobu?

Sex with a fembud.

Gura, if you are here, i think you will like this video but you have probablyeubye already seen it https://youtu.be/8jLNNMFur5A?t=158

I want to go and watch pig races with Gura <3

power stance

>>73856545

>>73868536
Friendly reminder; no woman in the history of mankind have ever made a pose like picrel, it is a stance they never do, only men do that stance

>>73868618
>no woman in the history of mankind have ever made a pose like picrel
... until Gura
God she's such a GIRL, I love her

SIGH......

Adventure mode is out!!!
LATER LOSERS!!!

I want to go on adventures with Gura

>>73868944
Cya Uristbud
Have FUN! :)

Gawr Gluera

>>73869445
>My wife is cosplaying as my wife
Silly wife

its my chameleon's shedding day chumbies

I don't like chameleons

>>73870184
While rocking his summer colors? My dude be looking CUTE

I'm once again daydreaming of building a small altar in a random cave on a random forest and enshrine Dino Gura in it

>>73870184
Post pictures of the molten skin
Asking for a friend

>>73870478
I’m going to find that altar and rub all the dino tummies in it

RIP Gura o/

I think my dog is Jewish

>>73871490
My condolences

>>73871490
Bad dog
Didn't I tell (You) to put him down for being an ESL a few weeks ago, now he's going down the slippery slope, why didn't you listen chumbie

>>73871490
C'mon old Yeller, it's shower time

>>73863060
dunno, I'm laughing

>>73857361
>>73859025

What do you guys mean by all of this?

>>73872516
Welcome back Gutsbud, how was the boat ride

>>73872605
Picrel

>>73863843
samen

Are the new content warning likes from today?

>>73872903
No. Those likes are from 2 days ago.

>>73872681
I got like 7 hours of sleep

wow is this allowed

>>73873131
Sounds cozy

Fuck is wrong with this woman.

I can't believe how many chances I've given her. I can't believe how many times I put my trust in her, that its just a bad patch, that it will all get good. 2 years of basically nothing, now longer in her vtubing career than when she was actually a streamer who cared. She can't even fucking lie to me about being sick or busy or something, I have to come up with my own copes for why she's ghosting, while yesbuds larp as having read her true intentions and causes in the stars.

>>73873179
It's a hot day and she just wants some ice cream.

Gura is now a Vocaloid. She is following in the footsteps of her childhood idol, Hatsune Miku.

>>73873510
Is this JasonDreams or Braum?

Please call me JasonDreams or Braum.

Bait shouldn't be this obvious
Here's some advice for next time, threadshitter-kun - try to save the "Yesbuds larp as having read her true intentions and causes in the stars" line for at least a FEW sentences after proclaiming to have read her heart and mind by pretending to somehow know whether or not she cares anymore. Having the one right after the other is too blatantly ironic to miss, but if you wait you might at least slip past anons with even lower IQs than your own

>>73873706
Speaking off, does anyone else get stalker vibes from those people? Sometimes they SC like 10 times per stream :S

>>73874280
Remember the 31x superchat poem from that Dodo faggot in that MonHun stream a couple years back, that was some peak cringekino

How do we potty train Gura

>>73873594
Probably Furor tbdesu

I just want to rape this creature is that too much to ask?

Gas Gas Gas my beloved.

>>73874083
I'm not larping as anything. I genuinely loathe that I remain stuck caring about someone who doesn't care back, and that everyone left are completely delusional about this fact. I use the term yesbud not to cleverly sneak in as a concerned chumbie, I had no need or desire to be perceived as one of you yesbuds, but to express loathing for you faggots.
"threadshitting"? You don't fucking have a thread. There's nothing to talk about Gura other than merch or her not being here. The same repetition of retarded ritual posts does not make a thread worth preserving.

>>73875176
The best thing you can do, is end it all and leave forever.

>~trident clashes~
>Gawr: You thought your projections could rival mine?
>Gawr: You might preserve the exteriors and material characteristics, but if there’s no underlying principle to the construction, it means nothing.
>Gura: Damn it! *charges at Gawr*
>~trident clash~
>Gawr: Gura you must reject me more than anyone else. Then let me ask you do you really want to be an idol?
>Gura: You’re asking me this now? I don’t want to be one…I’m going to become one!
>Gawr: Of course
>*fighting intensifies*
>Gawr: Even with the pact severed, it’s protection continues
>Gura: Sea stone-
>Gawr: You wouldn’t…
>Gura: is my body
>Gura: I can’t be beaten by you! *deflects trident* I don’t mind losing to someone else, but I won’t be beaten by myself.
>Gawr: (Why am I even choosing to fight fairly? If I took a few steps back this would be all over. But something tells me if I took a step back it would mean my defeat in a another, crucial aspect.)
>Gawr: No this is all over! This is the final-
>Gura: *grips trident*
>Gawr: How could I be so foolish.
>Gura: I know my dream isn’t wrong

>>73875271(me)
>I am the bone of my trident. Sea stone is my body and the ocean is my blood. I have created a thousand tridents.
Just had to add that

>>73873594
Braum?

>>73874786
I just want to exterminate all scumbuds, is that too much to ask?

I wish Gura would wear white sweatpants + black tanktop, that would be so hot

>>73875629
Dressing like a whore is hot but she’s hot enough

>>73875176
>Mask slipping this early
You're really bad at this
>I genuinely loathe that I remain stuck caring about someone who doesn't care back
Then stop lying to yourself, and take this LARP that you have some reason to believe that she doesn't care off of life support
While you're at it, stop lying to the rest of us too. If there was no thread, then you wouldn't be able to threadshit - and yet, here you are, doing exactly that, and in the process proving yourself embarrassingly wrong
Again.
Just about the only thing about the thread right now that isn't worth preserving is (You) and your infantile, invalid little emotions. Ritualposts are, and always will be, worth infinitely more than your impotent low-IQ seething

I wish Gura would wear a white summer dress that is slightly transparent, that would be so hot

>>73875629
sweatpants aren't hot

>>73875896
It is almost sundress season great way to show off the fat tail

>>73875970
retard

>>73875812
Careful, he'll blow a gasket and start flooding the thread with his long winded essays on why Gura is the most evil person ever.

I wish Gura blew my gasket...

>>73876502
So just another Wednesday then

>>73876784
Your mom is a gasket

>>73877181
Gura blew my mom? h-hot...

I hope it's okay if I had cyb0rseggz with Okayu today.

>>73878120
it is NOT

Gura is not my wife anymore :(

Gura
Wife

I just want this creature to stream is that too much to ask?

Why am i only attracted to lesbian girls, just like Gura?

I just want to spend my life with this creature, why is that too much to ask?

I have a friend who has sex 2-3 times a day, exercises twice a day, reads 2 books a week but still he complains how much he hates prison

>>73878726
maybe the food's bad?

>>73875970
Then why are they called "sweat"pants?
Heh, checkmate, atheists.

Chumbieprime forma de gato y forma de arbol asmr in a SINGLE day? I love fembuds

>>73878260
Looks like I might be having cyb0rseggz with Fauna today, too.

>>73878922
please speak english

>>73878852
I think the sex is bad

>>73878977
lurk moar

>>73878953
that's also not okay. you can have cyb0rhandjobs only

>>73878521
>N

My shark daughterwife is chronically depressed. Happiness correction is required...

>>73879205
she's just like me

>>73879205
she's the happiest she's ever been right now.
she realized she doesn't need to do even 10% of the work she did in 2021 while earning 75% of what she did then.
good for her!

>>73879556
Yeah, I don't think she will appear for awhile. She got less superchats than expected after 2 months. It's not worth it to interact with us for a mere $800.

I am going fucking insane
I keep trying to call my former brokerage firm for some extremely simple and basic documentation to demonstrate something extremely simple and basic to some extremely simple and basic gubmintlizards but the fucking call KEEPS DROPPING ON ITS OWN AS SOON AS I GET PAST THE AUTOMATED HELPLINE TO SPEAK TO AN ACTUAL HUMAN ASSOCIATE it has done this to me THREE FUCKING TIMES IN THE PAST HOUR and I have to go BACK to the automated helpline retardbot and BACK to waiting on hold so that I can start ALL FUCKING OVER AGAIN WHEN I GET BACK TO A HUMAN SO I CAN JUST BE DROPPED AGAIN FOR NO REASON
Holy shit guys I'm at wits' end I'm just about ready to curbstomp a goddamn puppy holy shit chumbies fuck this Lord have fucking MERCY

>>73879556
>>73879968
Tell me where I can acquire your powers of clairvoyance, telepathy and mind-reading for myself, anons

I want to forcefeed Gura some food

>>73880171
Fuck you. I'm too hungry for posts like this.

>>73880069
Too bad they use their powers to shitpost instead of like rule the world or something. Maybe it’s a good thing

>>73880447
I, on the other hand, DO intend to rule the world

is gura a good doggie?

>>73880069
It's called coming to a logical conclusion based upon the evidence presented.

>>73880705
Yes, i daily rewatch her DBD streams and skip to the part where she is panting like a dog, her breathing makes my PP very hard

>>73880757
timestamp please don't make me look for it

>>73880705
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPSY8NOz4LE&t=1610s

>>73878712
I want her to be my friend

>>73880735
It's CALLED undiagnosed and untreated schizophrenia

Gura and I are in love.

Gura has bipolar disorder and probably psychosis.

>>73880069
the irony of calling me out on "clairvoyance" when the post I'm replying to is affirming she has depression, which she hasn't shown signs of for more than an year

>>73882486
Ogey,
1) >an year
2) She's barely STREAMED for more than "an" year. That's more a sign of depression than anything your brown ESL ass has whined about is a sign that money makes her happy or that she doesn't like spending time with us or whatever cuckfantasy angle you've chosen to run with today
3) This, despite that anon being a literal ritualposter. Not that I'd expect you to comprehend that, seeing as you're not merely brown but also severely autistic

Gura has avoidant personality disorder and imposter syndrome.

Gura has cunny

women need to feel push back. If they know they can get their way and walk all over you they’ll lose respect for you, lose attraction, and either leave or control the relationship. even good ones will slowly do this over years if you let them. It’s subconscious. just their nature.

>>73883024
Don't care. Doesn't excuse this behavior. She should be held accountable.

>>73873510
just watch bijou

Gura has pica and syncope.

>>73883223
>held accountable
Imagine being this faggot

I hope she graduates.

>>73883215
The problem with this argument is that all the so-called "pushback" has consisted of nothing but impotent little tantrums from manchildren like (You)
Women don't respect that either, if anything they're utterly disgusted by it

>>73883328
yes i am hoping for this as well now
i just want closure

>>73883215
This is why we need to sexually bully and ryona her to keep her in check T u T

>>73883328
She's too stupid to graduate from elementary school

>>73883476

There are fembuds in this thread right now.

Stop being mean to her right now

>SEAshitter floodgates have been opened

Chumbies I think my chameleon is almost done shedding

My brothers, join me in praying for her graduation. God is great and will punish this evil-doer.

>>73883644
There you are chameleonbud, my friend is still waiting >>73870566
He needs them for science

>>73883460
There won't be any closure. You just will slowly agonize over the state of things until you stop caring. Who knows when that will happen. The day Gura graduates the sadness from basically everyone will only be performative, it will be have been many years with only 20 streams each.
Just like Kizuna Ai's death.

>>73883715
Fuck off Satanbud

>>73883715
>no longer has to work
>punishment
kek

>>73883460
>>73883773
Seek closure on your miserable existences instead

so like...she came back after 2 months JUST to overlap the niji concert?

Alot of weird fighting in here right now so here is just something random to break the tension

>>73884021
sounds pretty based to me

Chumbieprime asmr tomorrow I guess

>>73884021
>>73863710
>>73863710
>>73863710

>>73884067
i don't care

>>73884021
what concert? why do you know about this?

We're never getting a Full Color release, are we?

>>73884043
How is someone meant to hold these exactly
I have a one-handed keyboard and love it to death and understand the idea of ergonomic peripherals, but how would you use a keyboard like THAT ergonomically

>>73884113
I love fembuds

Gura probably got abducted by aliens

>>73884170
wats a full color?

>>73884118
His Mossad handlers fed him the angle

>>73884219

>>73884113
Just ignore the schizos they hop between shitting on gura and trying to do off topic shit, sometimes at the same time

>>73884443
Nothing off topic about fembuds

>>73884443
gura deserves getting shit on desu

>>73884202
Many various ways, just like they are there, tented, or picrel is a cool and comfy way

>>73884536
scatbud…

Jazz Reflect MV? NEVER
Full Color? NEVER
Loli Kami Cover? NEVER

>>73884541
This reminds me of the guy paralyzed guy using neuralink to play games

>>73884638
Well, this is a real quote from Gura: "Please shit on me", it was from the 2022 april fools stream

>>73884536
(You) aren't Gura

>>73884670
I know you’re a schizo and your mind doesn’t work like normal people, but in your world how is this her fault? You heard her sing 2/3 so her part is over or do you believe she’s animating and mixing everything herself?

>>73884670
its amazing how jazz reflect already got memeory holed
nobody even asks about what happened to Full Color
where are we at with loli kami?

>>73883956
Is there anything you won't a bloo bloo go kill yourself over, chumbie? Sorry some of us can't smell the roses, it's been 2 years now.

>>73884880
>do you believe she’s animating and mixing everything herself?
nta, but some "people" here want me to believe that, yes.

>>73884881
Anon if you somehow manage to fuck up 2-3 (if we count how long it took for Reflect MV to come out) songs, maybe you just don't give enough of a fuck to push a project to completion. More incompetent girls with less clout and money from the same company have no trouble doing this. At some point you gotta know when to shake someone, cut them loose and start again or escalate them not delivering if its management related.

Chumbies I want to bite bait

>>73885030
basically no one's manager except for Mori's because her's is from UMG, will push to get their music stuff done. it's basically all up to the girls by themselves to follow up on every step of the process to get it finished. so basically blame management for Full Color never getting released because they'd rather keep Gura working on other things.

>>73883733
Sorry chumbie. Chameleons shed in pieces. Do you still want a picture?

Are there really still people who unironically believe that Gura has "so much stuff going on behind the scenes" that she can't stream for months and not even type a few lines on twitter or members?

Na whatever, todays edition of ggg was boring, please do better tomorrow, midnight here so i am going to bed, bbye

I just want more of my wife's songs to listen to in my car.

>>73884986
Ok then follow up question let’s say this is actually true why would you mad it’s not out yet? Assuming she’s doing it all on her own it would’ve been the same for her other endeavors that take 1-2 years to release. So you’re either mad at her for something that she has no involvement in or your mad at her for taking the standard amount of time

>>73884883
>Is there anything you won't a bloo bloo go kill yourself over, chumbie?
Nothing that could ever come out of (You)r ESL, diseased little threadshitting mind, SEAroach
>>73885030
>More incompetent girls with less clout and money from the same company have no trouble doing this.
No they don't, LOL
Even if we do suppose Gura's given up trying to push through the corpobureaucratic red tape, at that point you'd have to be a retard to fault her or think it reflects on a lack of motivation on her part. You would need to be cursed with some SEVERE high-grade weaponized autism to do what is necessary for the project to finally see the light of day, in situations like that

>>73885276
No worries, and yes please, Chameleons are fascinating

Chameleons are invented by Costco to sell more raincoats

>>73885523
Most of it blew away in the wind but I got a little piece here. Will post later

>>73885030
Schizos give themselves up really easily as they don’t watch streams

>>73885211
This here is a retard that comes to shit up the thread with off topic comments. Also I don’t care for your defense

They work together but are not the same person.

>>73885572
I I mean HE will take what he can get, many thanks

Is this really the best you fags can do? Why are you even doing this? This kind of threadshitting is just plain boring. Pro tip: you've got to at least add some kind of humorous aspect to it.

>>73884880
According to Kiara songs take forever to get done unless the girls push for it, managers are useless. So it's likely Gura just doesn't care enough to give the people working on it the input they need from her to finish it. She's probably been leaving the studios on read for months like everyone else.

Miss sharkwife

>>73886000
So maybe managers should stop being useless then.

>>73886000
>Gura isn't tardwrangling management
>Therefore she doesn't care
How do you manage to put your pants on in the morning without getting your dick caught in the zipper
Is it because they haven't invented zippers yet in your third world AIDSistan, or is it because there's nothing there to catch

>>73886229
So what DOES Gura do, exactly? Not push for her projects, not stream. She certainly isn't the one coming up with merch ideas. What does she provide her fans other than grief and heartbreak?

GURA CAN NEVER BE AT FAULT YOU HEAR ME???? EVERYTHING IS EVERYONE ELSES FAULT BUT NOG GURAS GOD FUCKING DAMMIT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>73886365
Cover managers should stop being useless. Responsibility starts at the top.

If she at the very, very, very, very least would tell her fanbase the reasons why everything has gone to shit with her in the past 2 years. But she never says anything. She comes back after months and all she says is some very vague shit and talks about it for less than a minute. Why the fuck is she unable to see that this causes frustration and disappointment? I just want to understand this woman. Why the fuck is she like this??????

>chumbuds want to fuck this

>>73886333
>Pivoting
Ah yes, it's "fans" whose "hearts are breaking" from "grief"
Can't you tell how convinced I am
>>73886365
Hmmmmm yes anon, of course, shark woman BAD, don't blame the JP corpo for being a JP corpo, it's aaaaaaaall the fault of this ONE person whose job description doesn't even include management duties in the first place because she's a talent and not a manager

>>73886790
Go and kill yourself you deluded white knight bastard

>>73886790
fuck off already Bjoarn

>>73886000
Nobody cares about your schizo shit

>>73886790
>whose job description
Is to make content, she's not making content.

>>73886719
Blame evolution

>>73886365
>EVERYONE ELSE'S FAULT
>EVERYONE
TIL that when chumbuds specifically blame Cover management for the music release delays, they are apparently ACTUALLY blaming Ame, Kronii, Fauna, Mumei, Ina, Mori, Pekora, Fubuki, and on and on
Somehow

I wish Cover would demand at least 15 stream hours a week in their contract

>>73886903
>>73886994
I accept your concessions
>>73887056
And also your deflection

i think i really am insane for hoping that it will better everytime she streams again

>>73887204
The only thing I accept is your total delusion and endless coping.

>Shit on Gura
>Bring up random members
>Shit on Gura
>Say something passive aggressive about the random members then blame her fans so they can shit on her some more
Crazy that they are outright admitting to raiding the thread right now. How about you just delete one jannies show a tiny bit of consistency

So what caused the melty this time?

>>73887319

>>73886790
>person whose job description doesn't even include management duties in the first place
Again, what is her job description? What does she provide you? "Oh she partakes in projects Cover organizes". Damn, what an oshi we have!

Gura should graduate for real. Because her career is literally nothing at this point.

>>73887471
why would she when she can coast off merch sales and occasional streams for new merch? jp idiots eat that loli ass up.

>>73887458
No amount of memeposting will make Gura stream or communicate with you again. Just admit that its over. It has been over for a long time now.

>>73887122
They do have a "stream this much demand" but Gura (and a few others) are too popular and have too much company seniority. When someone tried pulling this shit (Sana) Cover rightfully told her "okay then leave if you can't commit", instead of keeping her on staff in perpetuity. There's no chance Gura will ever, ever get the same treatment, she's too important to risk.

>>73887598
source please

>>73887471
Counterpoint: nyo, dun wanna

>>73887597
>When someone tried pulling this shit (Sana) Cover rightfully told her "okay then leave if you can't commit", instead of keeping her on staff in perpetuity.
this never happened

Jesus Christ, I just wanted to bask in cute shark girl aura. Some other bitchass (like you) can pay: I just really like girls.

>>73887697
Yes it did. The fuck do you think Sana meant by "i talked with mane and we agreed to graduation" meant? You think Sana was too inconvenienced by 1 stream every few months?

>>73887346
Are you talking about >>73887088 ? Because I'm not a raider, in fact I'm a regular /here/, and I think anybody who would see me bringing up other random members to highlight how fucking stupid it is to suggest we're blaming "everyone but Gura" as a pretext to shit on those other members or their fanbases is retarded to the point of being a national security risk, and should probably be promptly hanged for the good of the human race

>>73887465
Careful, if your mask slips any harder it'll take your faggot face right with it
>>73887543
You lost
Get the fuck over it already

>>73887730
>I just wanted to bask in cute shark girl aura
Nah you want to basically talk about a mascot character. /ggg/ in particular don't even talk about Gura any more, it's just masturbation for a character model and your wild fetish ideas for it. There's nothing to talk about when it comes to the actual person, she neither talks to us nor provides any other kind of content. A general for someone who shows up 5 times per yearly quarter is inherently not about that person, not really.

>>73887754
Stop making shit up. I will not even ask for proof because I know there is none.

The fact that she remains popular and loved really makes indies and small corpo shitters angry huh

I'm gonna go to bed maybe it will be comfy when I wake up

>>73887843
>muh mask
What mask, you insufferable fag? You truly can't fathom a fan being bitter about this shit? Two years. Two fucking years. The time for cope and patience is gone. Hell the time to demand an answer from her is gone too. All that is left is seethe and I'm all too happy to do it, I have to vent this shit somewhere might as well do it on an anon board.

>>73887843
>You lost
Yeah, I lost a very talented streamer who used to stream a lot and at least communicated regularly with me. Good times, sadly they are gone forever.

>>73887754
>She said X
>Clearly that means this other, completely disconnected shit I just pulled out of my ass
Schizophrenic, completely devoid of logic AND off-topic
We've got the full SEAlizard dark triad right here, chumbies

>>73887056
>Her job is to make content
Cover doesn't seem to think so. Take it up with them is you think that's wrong.

>>73887900
nah, what makes me angry is that she stopped giving a shit about her fans and producing content regularly

>>73887449
I'm not sure. I'm not even replying to bait this time.

>>73887949
>Hell the time to demand an answer from her is gone too
There was never a time you did that. Stop larping.

>>73888061
Then be angry at Cover for enabling it.

>>73887949
Venting is unironically sus

>>73888212
No. I am angry at the person who started to get lazy and uncaring.

>>73888053
Who the fuck cares what Cover thinks. You agree with what they're having her do? Nothing but merch and events she barely talks about? "well ackshually as you can see the corpo is fine with the bare minimum" but are YOU? What do YOU want?

>>73888265
So Cover?

>>73888358
>cover is a person
cringe dumbfuck response

>>73887949
>You truly can't fathom a fan being bitter about this shit?
I can fathom a FORMER fan no longer being a fan and feeling nothing but negativity for a creator they used to love because they lacked father figures growing up and were never taught how to stand up for themselves or how to control their emotions, yes
Here's the thing you're missing, though - that implies you're NOT A FAN ANYMORE, dipshit
All you are is a seething faggot, and if you insist on seething on an anonymous imageboard, then *I* insist on bullying you for it. That's how it works

>>73870566
Heres a piece of his old skin chumbie. Its feels as soft as old sunburnt skin and styrofoam.

>>73887449
Withdrawal symptoms start a few days after the last dose.

>>73888358
>Gura has no fault or responsibility, if her manager tolerates her loss of fucks towards us, then it's a-okay and also the manager's fault
Good god. I bet you post retarded shit like "Gura loves us", too. She loves us but the evil managers just aren't forcing her to show it, that's their job.

>>73888436
manager?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQcV9eEH7fk&t=11965s

>>73885329
yes, If you read pre-chat last stream, it should be abundantly clear that plenty of people still deny reality

>>73888519
This

>>73888438
lol you actually think you can speak from a place of superiority when you are the one who gets cucked by your favourite streamer and still defend her like the pathetic white knight you are

>>73887949
useless thing to do, if you ever wanted to make a real change then complain publicly, in the comments, tweets to her whatever. state how you feel, how long you've been a fan, and then leave. she's not gonna change and is straight up shitting on people that actually care like you, judging from the fact she immediately banned someone saying they missed her 2021 self and that she's a mascot now, then posted a smug emoji a minute later. she knows and doesn't care and i'm surprised this isn't talked about more.
And I honestly don't think she even has real fans left and this thread is just trolls trolling each other.

>>73888464
Nice texture

Gymbuds protein shake or protein bar?

>>73888438
Pfhahha, dude you spend all day here telling people unsatisfied with Gura not giving a fuck to kill themselves. For someone who hasn't been here for years. I'm sure your father figure would be so proud if you were to explain your love for a distant anime woman who doesn't even pretend to care about you.

>>73888464
WAW, so cool!
My friend appreciates it chumbie, this will prove invaluable for his, uh... research, thanks a bunch!

>>73888585
Damn this fag is really mad after being called out. Try to larp harder next time that's too easy.

>>73888593
>immediately banned someone saying they missed her 2021 self and that she's a mascot now
really? post proof please

>>73888712
kek truth hurts I know
keep deflecting
keep coping
keep ignoring reality

>>73888654
>this dude proudly explain to her dad how much a distant anime woman love him on the internet
not sure what kind of cope is that but good for you kek

>>73888804
Sharing excerpts from the NDF training manual now, are we

>>73888593
Post proof she banned that person for that and her posting the smug emote.

>>73888593
I've seen 2 years of comments like these. They just don't matter to her. She's also an expert at dodging any topic calling her out or demanding anything. It's pretty much impossible to TALK to Gura about the state of her channel or content, something no other girl has a problem with.

>>73888804
It's alright anon no need to force yourself to shitpost. You can do better next time.

>>73888464
can you make boots out of their shed skin or must they perish to give you quality skin?

>>73887900
Most small corpos and indies are fans of gura. And even if not outright fans she’s the only holo member they watch. It makes their schizo fans seethe though. From what I’ve seen, though it’s mostly bait from that catalog, very few if any believe they could’ve been gura

You two are free to leave whenever. I get it though: I troll on /NijiEN/ sometimes, and it takes literally no effort to type something inflamatory.

>>73888742
>>73888891
I don't think they can. I don't remember that and it would have stuck out and been talked about everyplace

>>73888742
not my screenshot and I don't think the guy talking about her was captured fast enough but im sure its out there in logs or something

>>73888654
>All day
Nah, just a brief period of a few hours between SEAcreatures like (You) waking up and meidos waking up
Needed to unwind a bit after >>73879992 , (You) fags just made for easy targets

>>73888997
oh, it kinda was, Freak Pandor replying to him

>>73888997
Dark Mazes english got even worse

>>73888997
This does not prove that the guy got banned.

>>73888998
Don't take out your bad day by replying to shitters. It only encourages them.

>>73889090
Wdym? He's doing a great job these days >>73888438

>>73888917
>Chinesemassproduction
>Six month badge
The wumaobots are directing their gay ops against Gura now, huh? Damn, poor chinksects really never got over the Coco incident did they

>>73889263
kek

>>73889162
This and another post while the stream was still in prechat is all I remember. >>/vt/thread/73602610#p73604981

>>73889278
Yeah anon you figured that guy out. He membered to Gura for 6-11 months to leave a message respectfully saying the lack of content made him leave. Insidious, Cao Cao level shit.

>>73889263
>>73889312
>Furor himself complimented my English
Uh... thanks I guess?

>>73888936
The shed skin is pretty bad. You could probably make a single baby bootie from his hide. Not worth it.

>>73888643
I prefer shakes, because mine tastes like strawberry milk and is only like 200 calories for 30g of protein I think, but if you have a good tasting, high protein, low calorie bar I'd try it. I assume it would be more filling than a shake.

>>73889469
ok schizobud

you now remember her banning certain words

>>73889413
Do their diabolical ways have no bounds

>>73889408
Well, I certainly believe it even without proof. She is the one who banned the word "stream" a few months back after all.

>>73889469
Holy shit it is him bitching here isn't. The writing style is even the same. At first I thought it was that hooper retard but furor makes more sense.

>>73889865
M+RT

>>73889836
stop replying to yourself

Checked in after a bit, is a schizo having a classic meltdown? I ain't reading.

>>73889574
I’m trying to bulk though. Which do you think is better for that

>>73889865
M
>>73889944
RT

Send her a message and self immolate in front of her parent's house.

>>73889836
I'm 99.99% certain he's /here/, because I've seen anons claiming to be him directly replying to other anons who were making fun of him before - and, wouldn't you know it, same typing style again
This knowledge gives me endless life

>>73890031
Nothing worth it except this
>>73887598

>>73890034
depends on how much protein the bar has, you can consume both if you're bulking, eat the bar and wash it down with a shake

>>73889865
>>73889944
M RT

>>73890031
>>73890236

Huh, things got nice and quiet all of a sudden...
Time to hornipost

>>73889865
M

This damn shark brat!... Lazy female kid! If she won't stream then open her legs! Ora ora ora! This is payback for taking ojiisans money..!

>>73890180
That's funny because I'm the guy you're accusing of being Furor, and he directly replied to me here when I made fun of him for remembering after saying he was done forever. So yeah, he's /here/ and one of the biggest faggots because he's directly told Gura he quit and came back multiple times. Me, I'm annoyed I still care about her and the feeling won't go away.

I've been leaving comments on Russell Brand videos so if you see them in your algorithm it's my fault. Don't know why I felt like admitting that but I thought it'd be a nice change of pace from whatever namedrop gay shit is going on in here right now. I miss Gura.

>>73889865
>>73889944
M RT

>>73890236
Nice

>>73890247
Good idea

>>73890564
Hold up
Were (YOU) the specific anon who, when Gura was doing the Poppy Playtime stream I think, posted the screencap of him saying he "hoped she'd be able to win him back"? You said it was "unbelievable" or something to that effect, and then he popped up and coped that he "did exactly what he said he was going to do"?
Because that was the EXACT incident I had in mind when making that post
... LOL, small thread

>>73891080
Yes

>>73889865

>>73891228
I still can't tell if this is AI but it's so good

>>73888593
>>73888997
>>73889408
>muh ban
They barely if ever happen and who cares? Just keep making fun of her for her shitty behavior. She responds to mockery.