/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

*mogu* Oishii~

Soon!

HiRyS! It's MelonRyS!

argh im so sleepy.... might try to sleep now so i can at least watch the second half of the stream if its long

I love HimeRyS, she's a cute dork

What if IRyS and furea guerrilla MHW after the collab...

>>73203752
3 hour nap and catch the whole stream

When will IRyS sing Beatles songs? Why does DadRyS not listen to The Beatles?

>>73204043
DadRyS wants IRyS to listen to Eric Clapton next instead

>>73204641
ZEUSS!

>>73204641
I want to bury my face in that ass before she brutally murders me

My ass has been making a damn REEK

>>73204641
i want to be rideRyS' monstie if you know what i mean

>>73205383
cmon, draw something already

>>73205900

>>73205824
She rides me

https://litter.catbox.moe/tn6z5b.mp4

>>73205994
I wish he did more angles of his scenes

>>73205994
if there's a scene where she does more of the moving instead that'd be hot too

>>73204043
Because DadRyS doesn't have shit taste.

Do you think how far can she goes in today's stream?

>>73207170

>>73207170
yes, I do

>>73206099
The lighting and everything is usually built into a specific angle, especially noticeable in the way he animates the faces
>>73206339
https://litter.catbox.moe/ltrtex.mp4

https://youtu.be/gVnP9HMNprA?si=YbqGA6eB4gZn4rC5
Flare is one step closer to that Inassy

>>73208616
kill yourself clipfaggot

>>73207733
nice

>>73208616
I love IRyS' soulmate and her cute soulmate-in-law

>>73207733
yeah it sucks you can't just freely move the camera, I'd just make everything pov lol

>>73203014
I had a dream where IRyS was a girl at my local card shop, and we both had a crush on each other but were too scared to tell the other.
Except her Vtuber model was really really fat for some reason. IRL-RyS was just her normal twintails model, but her Live2D rig was IRyS in a sailor outfit, but really really fat.
What does this mean?

>>73209279
It's cheebs in your dream

>>73209279
you want to fuck your mother

It smells...

>>73208786
Seriously, how lazy do you have to be to not give 5 timestamps and say, "watch this one for 23 seconds, then watch the next one for 5, then the next 2 are 7 each, and then watch the last timestamp for 15 seconds."

People these days...

>>73209279
you went to one too many locals

I don't like the GuyRys in the koikatsu animations because he looks too fucking feminine.

>>73209654
Thanks anon for having my back.

>>73209729
dont worry its pretty realistic desu

>>73209943
I am pretty manly IRL.

>>73203909
I'm just lying here exhausted and unable to fall asleep cause I don't wanna miss the stream

>>73209654
yeah because all the footage he stole from the stream is spaced hours apart and not literally within the same 5 minutes, seriously kill yourselves for promoting clip cancer

>>73210839
Missing streams only happens to me if I try to sleep less than 4 hours at night even despite setting up 5 alarms. If it's during the day I never fail to get woken up

If I miss a stream I just watch the vod, not worth losing sleep over

>>73211401
fake fan mindset

Favorite streams?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpBhGC0aNt8
something about this one is especially comfy, i come back to it all the time

>>73211515
a well-rested fake fan

>>73211401
i wish i could be like that unfortunately im unhealthily attached to my wife

I thought she's ignoring me on purpose since she hasn't read any of my chats in the last few weeks, even months till she finally read some of them this last members stream.

>>73211720
how often do you chat?

>>73211787
very

>>73211924
I barely ever chat, I don't know what to say to get a vtubers attention, I've only had it read out in low view streams like Zeta

>>73211720
she only reads jp chats in normal streams now

>>73211526
her simulator streams are all great (aside from the police one). Love it when she goes off script and does whatever. My favorite is when she tried to burn the kitchen down in Cooking Sim

>>73210949
>stole
Also, watching 1 minute instead of watching 5 minutes? Sounds like that clipper just increased my efficiency by 500%! Awesome!
>>73211720
>>73211787
I chat all the time too. I used to be more measured with my chats, but nowadays I'll spam the laughing emote, the 'wha?' emote, etc.
I've not had THAT many chat messages read recently, and I get that same brain-worm that she might be ignoring me (or more specifically that I might be shadowbanned), but there's been some, so that assuages my fears.
Also she still laughs a lot at my supers.

>>73211526
for vidya RE2/3, Megaman 2/Zero 2 and the
Pokemon/Elden ring arcs

>>73212017
I don't watch Fauna a lot, I like her, but I just don't watch or chat much. BUT there have been a few times where I'll join a stream halfway in, say one thing 5 minutes later, and she reads it. I probably have the best sent/read ratio on her streams.

really reeks of /inf/ in here

>>73212817
Is there a moment of the day when you aren't thinking about Kronii?

>>73212817
really reeks of my ass in here, I can't stop blasting...

>>73212393
Based ClipGOD. These ‘crats have forgotten that we love clippers and clips /Here/. They merely have been led astray and have forgotten that even Irys said she wanted to be clipped on her debut.

oh it's just early brown hours, my bad

https://twitter.com/shiranuiflare/status/1777147385774481834
The brainrot is real

>oh boy, wife streaming earlier
>It's just that daylight savings time is over

>>73214965
I can hear Fuu-tan's laugh.

>>73215449
it's pretty funny how her solution to the daylight saving thing was to stream in the middle of the two hours

>>73214965
What's so funny about it? I'd rather solo a monster than carry an egg/meteorite piece dodging a fucking monster. Yes it's doable but it's tedious.

>>73216333

>>73216409

>>73216333

>>73216438
tits

Do you want IRyS, Flare and Ina to rub each other ears?

>>73216659
i want them to rub my cock with their ears

>>73216763
disgusting

What a begging piece of garbage.

>>73216763
holostars getting executed live would make more money than they ever made in their history

>>73216763
Kaworu?!

>>73215710
same think the only maps i like doing deliveries on are deserted isle and ancestral steppes. o yea and anything in rise cause of wirebugs

>>73216763
i feel like IRyS should tell staff to make this guy fuck off

>>73216763
IRyS songs should show up more often on other people's setlists.

The brown DD fags are retarded enough to SC her about this

>>73216852
>>73216928
>>73216945
>>73216994
This is how you can tell the difference between normal unicorns and the schizo ones.
Normal ones would ignore it because it has nothing to do with IRyS's own actions, but the schizos seethe.

You faggots never heard of report and ignore?

Wow I wonder why that was posted, certainly not to cause massive shitposting?

>>73216994
You should SC her that.

Sparks of joy is one of her least popular originals ever. Could he perhaps be a secret IRyStocrat?

>>73216994
Who do you think gave the okay to cover it?

>>73217042
this
if she gets more beggars again im gonna be sad

>>73215642
If it works it works

https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/irys_bd2024
BUYRYS AND IKZ

>>73216763
how did he even get the go ahead to sing it. her manager?

EVERYONE SHUT UP!! MY WIFE IS ON THE TELLY.

>>73216994
He literally can't sing it without IRyS giving him permission retard

>>73217337
What a coincidence my wifeRyS is actually on the telly right now too

Great, here comes the beggars.

>>73217306
He asked his manager to talk to their managers for permissions. He is doing a song from every gen of stars and live apparently. .

>>73217357
Yup, you're totally right, guess it's finally time for the schizos to drop IRyS and leave forever, you will be missed (but not really).

>live

HiRyS, it's IRyS. Today we will hunt Alatreon.

>>73217416
That faggot couldn't have thought to use a Bae song instead?

>>73217015
that's how it should be

>>73217452
They're no even hiding but the utter retards here love to bite obvious baits.

>>73217357
cover*

IRyS doesn't own any of the project hope stuff

Cheebs butt smells Cheebs butt smells Cheebs butt smells Cheebs butt smells Cheebs butt smells Cheebs butt smells Cheebs butt smells

>>73217524
She doesn't own any of her stuff in general

IRyS needs to hunt monke first

>>73217646
She can ask Ame for the rights to dollRyS

>>73217637
you know too much

So... Was she watching the homo sing her song?

>defaultRyS
what the frick
why

ENGLISH

WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE

defaultRyS HATE

Capcom is advertising in her dreams.

>IRyS still doesn't understand her groggyness because of her lack of sleep daily
love this dumb oshi

FUCK YOU FLARE, YOU'RE DRIVING MY WIFE INTO AN EARLY GRAVE WITH YOUR SQUIDS AND MONSTERS!

>I slept maybe 4 hours and am on a bad period why is my body feeling so laggy
gee I wonder

I'm medication/potion btw

>>73217902
shes talking about her model

tumtumRyS sexo

>IRyS now has an excuse to report on her periods
true GFE

She's addicted...

>>73217776
>>73217814
Frick you.

that doesn't look like a swaxe

i had a dream that a cute asian coworker fell on me, and somehow she fell such that i stuck a finger in her pussy.

>using HBG
IRyS is a homosexual

>>73218040
then that makes me a homo and she's sexual for me
wait

>>73218040
this is well known

>>73218017
imagine fingering IRyS's period pussy

Only psychopaths play monster hunter with ranged weapons

>>73218040

I have an idea for a cheeb edit..but I am already in my pajamas...

>>73218153
this, also bow doesn't count as ranged

I play hunting horn is that wrong

>>73218040
Monster Hunter is for homosexuals

>>73218213
you have to be on the monster's face at all times with Bow pretty much

>>73218233
No, you're based.

She found the Poogie

IRyS was busy petting and getting friendly with her poogie offstream

I will never be her poogie

>>73218204

that poogie? me

>>73218233
No you're correct

that poogie? cheebs

Some day I'll be her Poogie

>>73218349
i made this post referring to myself, the poogie

I'm a Haaton too therefore, I am the poogie

Characters in this game are ugly.

Time to tickle a poogie (forma de Cheeb)

>>73218438
Oh hey, chubster. Eating anything fancy lately?

That pork? Me

>>73218519
Weird fetish

>unironically recommending hammer
actual anti behavior

based wife using best weapon

>>73218519
haha look at this balding virgin

>>73218568
But hammer is fun.

>>73218438
This image with a pig nose would look exactly the same honestly.

>>73218604
I thought by stream time the farts would have stopped....
They stink...

wonder how many times she carted to rath

praying for mostly en today guys

She should play Charge Blade, I think she'll have fun with it

Is it me or is her bitrate really low for 1080p, stream looks really blurry

>>73218459
yea World is really ugly, Monster Hunter 3 had the best looking characters with the Moga Sweetheart tho, MH4 also with the Guildmarm

>>73218568
Hammer is fun especially if you spam aerial roll bonk!

>>73218816
She lowered it yeah, also this isn't even the HDR and she turned down the quality

>>73218816
her pc wasnt built correctly so it overheats and throttles

>>73218774
we doing really really good so far

>>73218637
Hammer wouldn't be good for IRyS, she has tunnel vision and she'd tunnel vision to the head too much, causing her to lose on damage and die a lot

>>73218924
>Didn't fully open it to clean it
>Just blew a can of air into the holes upside down

>>73203014
bittrate is absolute dogshit

is monster hunter a thinkin man's game or a smackin' man's game?

>>73219194
Depends on the weapon

>>73219194
You gotta learn attack patterns of monsters at the bare minimum. Some weapons are easier to mash with and others require a lot more setup and positioning

yeah your right the bitrate is abysmal for me

>>73219194
>is monster hunter a thinkin man's game
no

>>73219194
DB, HBG, LBG, LS, SA, H for smackin'
GS, CB, IG, B, SnS for the thinkin'

>>73219282
It's like the entire screen is covered in vaseline

i think world autolowers the resolution

IRyS is having so much fun.

>>73219374
It's not the game's resolution, its that the stream bitrate is very crunchy

oh no... IRyS is going to start liking ranged...

bratRyS

BratRyS...

SHE'S LOW ON MANA

>>73219480
until she fights a fast enemy and gets rekt

IRyS

i would let low mana bratRyS take her frustration out on me desu

She wants my mana

IRyS please my cock cant handle you being bratty today

Don't some girls get super horny when they are on their period?

IRyS needs to fight a monster that gives her a hard time so her bratty energy can keep rising

I noticed Wrixine didn't sc today

>>73219680
yes. my ex would get really horny sometimes

Poo-keh!

>>73219766
what are you his mom

babski bro stop trauma dumping

>>73219680
that's her secret, she's always horny

>>73219335
>CB
>not for smacking
The only thinking part about that weapon are the guard points, everything else related to getting into SAED as fast as possible.

Fuck the kronii schizo

>>73219550
I remember pre-iceborne, Spread 3 HBG build is so OP that it stun locked monster that you can finish hunts in 2 to 5 mins.

god ranged weapons on all MH games are so ass

>>73220057
HBG was always the game journalist mode weapon

she wont be able to manage the ammo

Pure comedy.

ababababababa

Dat ain't my tail.

>>73220084
LBG made me lose a part of my soul because of the Kulve raids.

>>73220423
me for the jaggy gem event farming

damn shes extra funny today

Bitrate is pretty bad

>Doesn't see chat telling her about the ammo for 2 whole minutes
>Yet singles out a chat by her biggest SC'er
I hate noticing things.

She's missing half her shots.

*mlems wife*

>>73220057
weren't cluster bombs also meta early on too for that exact same reason?

>IRyS is getting more lazy
Guys...

>>73220555
She singles out my chats more than him and I barely SC

there will be at LEAST three to four runs where she forgets to replenish her ammo.

>>73220524
Oh yeah, that happened as well. I think I used the meta spread HBG at the time and that also sucked.

>>73220626
she's very debuffed right now i can't even blame her

Is IRyS an expert at monster hunter?

>>73220689
yeah since it was the most efficient and the fastest to do those runs. holy fuck that was so trash

period sex with the nephilim

>>73220623
Oh yeah, I forgot about cluster Pickle HBG. I probably won't finish Extreme Berhemoth without the cluster strat.

>i now your husband isn't home right now

is she just hunting the overworld this whole time?

>visiting a housewife while her husband is away at work

>>73220938
Yeah, she was just doing expeditions to hunt shit

>>73220938
yes, she hasn't learned about investigations yet
At least it seems like she will like the guiding lands if she ever reaches that

Kek that sounded like she tried to end it with -shiitake but then got cut off

irys is getting kind of raped

She got pretty good from the off-stream grinding

>IRyS didn't even notice her cool tail cutting finishing move
blindRyS...

Cute...

why doesnt she do the quests...

She's so blind

>>73221362
those 20 carts really helped

>>73221490
nobody has told her that investigations are better for grinding

So I'm finally actually using the tofu mousepad and I do say this is really fudgin comfortable for how I'm sitting. usually the top of my wrist hurts after a bit, but I don't think I'll have that issue with this mousepad

These girls will never experience the absolute bullshit that was Plesioth's hipcheck or *THAT* gathering quest in MHFU .

someone needs to tell her about hitzones

IRyS dot dot dot

>>73221972
Motherfucker would hipcheck you to the right and you'd be on his left side and still somehow get hit

>>73222095
No. I want to see her struggle.

I love her <3

>>73222212
What happened to Kanatan?

is she actually dumb

>>73222281
It's a faggy Kronii artist who turned her snake pet into a trap.

>>73222212
who?

kek that scream

Carted again.

is she getting worse

What is wrong with her

>>73222551
She's getting greedy

no...

How do you rate HimeRyS' hunting techniques?

>>73221972
every player should experience both of those...

nice vining

She's having the Elden Ring autisim of not using the optimized sets. She should just use the Defender set and she'll probably enjoy this more.

She did it!

>>73222746
>Optimized sets
>Defender
Defender is literally the cheater set meant to carry you to higher ranks with zero effort

>>73222746
but defender doesn't look as good...

>fear me
>collapses onto the ground
her luck stat really is maxed for comedy

Changing emojis default to black is so noticable

>>73222746
Defender would have the exact opposite effect. It would make the base game too easy and she would reach MR unprepared.

That poogie? Me.

Why does she pet the pig instead of eating it?

>>73222900
sounds pretty optimal to me

lucky poogie

did capcom mean cum

She is so bratty today

she'll do everything but the story quests

>>73223322
Sorry, she hasn’t had my mana in a while

>>73223475
Isn't this one a story quest?

Anjanath butt angles

>>73223763
scalie...

>Dammit I wanted to jump on it
yeah, my dick

kek nice camera work

Still a better cameraman than the CTW one

IWyS...

She's so bad...

>Veil
Sex

Anji giving her trouble...

Anjussy

>>73224186
eww, too much JEWelry

>>73224388
homo

She almost pulled it off.

>>73224427
why yes, after all I made this >>73218096 post

Is she getting better?

Plate get!

>go in for the mount
>just kills it instead
hah

>2 plates
the luck

The only thing I hate about world is farming decorations/jewels. I have 400 hrs with base world and I never managed to get 7 pcs of Atk jewels.

>I kind of want your meat!
It's all yours, IRyS.
Dozo

she wants my meat!!!!!!

>I kinda want your meat
>I don’t have time
we can make it a quickie iwys

>GS begging SC
Worse than homos

>>73224938
You don't need 7 atk jewels in Iceborne tho.

I can't stay awake any longer, keep her in good spirits.

>>73225198
Pathetic

>>73225198
good night bro

>>73225198
Night

>actually getting into the monhun autism
She is Japanese after all

What kind of MH videos is she watching that she doesn't know that armors have skills?

>>73225435
She watched it at 1.5x speed

>>73225435
khezu videos

>>73224388
But hr nose look rather tiny tome.

>>73225435
I didn't learn that until I was almost done with the game...

>>73225435
she was watching tier lists and meme videos

Don't put yourself down like that IRyS

why is she hating the handler so much
fucking jealous pig

Wait... She hates the Handler now?(based) but I remember her saying she was cute just the other day!

>>73225640
>>73225643
she probably saw a vid of someone shitting on the handler

>"This game doesn't teach you anything through tutorials"
IRyS I swear you are actually retarded, but we already knew that

>>73225643
cute but eats all her money

>>73225643
IRyS always end up hating women that don't shut the fuck up like the girl from Soma

>this game doesn't teach you anything through the tutorial
>IRyS reading the tutorials

why does it always devolve into crab talk with her lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PJwSFVcqFM
He sang a second IRyS song for anyone that missed it

>>73225852
IRyS is just catty towards main girls I guess
Takes me back to the MM streams

>>73225643
Did you not watch the fucking stream? It was a pretty obvious progression.

>>73226059
I really don't give a shit.
Thanks, anyway.

Didn't watch lol

IRyS talking about head isn't as lewd as I would expect it to have been.

>gimme your head

>>73226156
It would be lewder if I didn't already cum

>>73226189
i'll give her some head alright

>CUM CUM CUM I JACK OFF SEEEEEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX AWOOOOOOOO
Average south east asia thread poster. Actual human filth

sizequeenRyS love

Will IRyS give you head?

>>73226298
The best head

all the things she would do to the head...

>>73226256
I'm sorry you have to read this filth, FemRyStocrat.

>>73226256
You will show your tit or pits yeah?

>>73226327
I walked in I said wow what great head, all for me by the way.

God I wanna have so much gay sex with IRyS!

>>73226189

IRyS will never pet you between her crotch like she petted her Poogie.

>>73226829
proof?

>TOO MUCH READING

mucho textoRyS my beloved

>>73226829
i can be a good piggie for IRyS..

IRyS and Kiara have a lot in common when it comes to absolutely refusing to read

Weading's hard

oh boy... if only she played MHFU... you literally had to go to the book in your inn to learn the game

>>73226996
THE REAL MONSTER WAS THE TEXT ALL ALONG

IRyS is going to freak the fuck out when she realizes what the average MonHun elf looks like below the neck

I wish I could play EDF during this, but I care too much about the plot and dialogue of EDF that I would be distracted....

Ah fuck I shouldn't have shaved

imagine the smell

IRyS would eat Slowpoke Tails if she lived in Johto

>>73227224
based team rocket supporter

>>73227224
she would eat the whole slowpoke

This woman is mentally ill.
I love her.

I will never understand why this mission exists in a Monster Hunter game, its just a glorified interactive cutscene

>>73227415
every MonHun has boss fights like this though

>>73227448
And this one is the worst of them by far

>>73227415
Imagine if that year of time they spent making it was used on actual monsters.

>>73227498
yea, just world things I guess

So in Counterside I just rearmed a character, so I need to set them as leader to use their skill? But I still want IRyS to be the main character on my screen and do the after battle talking and everything...Is there a way to do that?

IRyS' shiny thing

>infinite stamina
himeRyS making link look like a baby here

Wow you guys are right, this game is so good *rolls eyes sarcastically*

>>73228261
*teleports behind you*
*chops off your penis*
heh, nothing personnel

enter friend!

>>73228261
No one has ever said anything good about zorah magdaros.

fubuking