/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>72696416
PICO SEX
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

Mamabear selling her daughter's goods

>>72696416
Pico wouldn't do that.

>>72696439

>>72696416
SEEEEEEEXO

>>72696416
I want to smooch this pooch

>>72696416
Retard taking selfies with the flash on.

I DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEM. I CAN STOP AT ANYTIME.
https://youtu.be/VnfSirqdbng

It's cute when girls like Lia think the are capable of intimidation.

theyre gonna kill us with hammers arent they

Ritual post for your oshi to get tummy hurt.

>>72696696
Yo, I've got 300 metal pipes to deliver to this address. You girls gonna sign for this?

>>72696697
I want to give my oshi tummy hurt.

>>72696439
>>72696570
NOW (Literally right now)
Rinkou 'Lia' Ashelia (23:00UTC | LIVE | Embarrassing Middleschool Stories)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAwnVjbkZJs
Runie Ruse (23:00UTC | LIVE | Choosing Devil Fruits for Origins Girls)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCsmzV_OaeI
Dizzy Dokuro (00:00UTC | LIVE | One Hour One Life)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3OZyrx7t-Y
Fujikura Uruka (00:30UTC | LIVE | Violin Karaoke)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6otS5K1Ly8

SOON
Saya Sairroxs (02:00UTC | 1h5m | Pokémon Emerald)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1W_aRvPTrBc
Utatane Nasa & Gram Pico (03:00UTC | 2h5m | Discussing Phase JP) It's like Phase Weekly but scuffed and in Japanese
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qF4RN2pGlR0

LATER
Chisaka Airi & Kalamari Clara (04:00UTC | 3h5m | KA-CHING!! | Reviewing TikTok)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roe9HtNWZ54
Himemiya Rie (04:00UTC | 3h5m | Hatsune Miku Debut)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1LGtO7UCyQ
Jelly Hoshiumi (07:00UTC | 6h5m | CorpoNation)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOnI35FkAL4
Gram Pico (07:00UTC | 6h5m | Mascot Introduction Stream (10-C aka Tenshi))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7xqFwdXxmQ
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 13h5m | ASMR)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cF8gfiCqct8

Notes:
>Airi is taking submissions for a NND nostalgia stream next week https://twitter.com/ChisakaAiri/status/1767035116998783242

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi, Tenma, Muyu, Eimi & Yuu

Guys, Dizzy's ovaries...

>Pippa moved the stream to tomorrow
lol
Lmao

>>72696634
Who's John?

>>72696696
This isn't fair, they know what we want but they troll us with it..

Feed Uruka. Fatten Uruka. Make Uruka swallow fatty foods. Make Uruka eat burgers. Make Uruka eat fries. Tell Uruka she isn’t finished with her dinner. Get Uruka used to 6 meals a day. Constantly buy bigger clothes for Uruka. Rub Uruka’s belly to make more room in there.

>>72696634
Oh, I see it now

>>72696634

I think men should kiss

stinky

Uruka's sopping butt

>>72696922
Yeah, they should kiss Lia.

I love Shiina!

>>72696696
this is dangerous for my heart

>>72696697
you can just say "ur oshi", you gotta pick a lane

Lia should watch kiss him not me.

>>72696416
Breeding with this 130cm shapely onahole...

I want to take ecstasy with Lia and Hime.

>>72696439
>>72696570
>>72696788

I think Lia SUCKS

>>72697050
Lia wouldn't do that

>>72697050
Very danjyarasu

Lumi is a good woman

>>72697116
Yeah, me

>>72697029
anon she's just a dog...

>>72697116
yeah, me

>>72696778
I do not think this woman is attractive at all but this is very hot

I want to make Dizzy nonverbal (via sex)

Jelly opened an official NSFW tag now like some fucking whore ... It's all that yellow slut's fault ...........

RATE THE PARASITE
RATE THE SURVIVAL INSTINCTS
RATE THE GENERAL LACK OF BREEDING
RATE THE STREAM

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 49 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

Someone slap Dizzy

>>72696801
The stream was scheduled for April 1st you dumb fuck.

>>72697179
and...?

>>72697218
Getting close.

>>72697210
I'm going to Alice!

I love Pippa!

>>72697198
does it make it hotter that lumi stated she doesnt like that specific picture

>>72697253
DO NOT THE DOG

>>72696801
Retard chama

Dizzy was literally genetically engineered for fart porn

>>72697324
Too late

>>72697210
If I were capable of doing anything requiring effort I would fill it with pics of the "take a seat over there" meme guy

My oshi eats out your oshi

Dizzy...what's the sad version of ragequitting?

>>72697212

>>72697317
Has anyone drawn a version with Lumi?

>>72697439
quitting

phase girl for this feel?

>>72697212
she was filtered

Pico is the darkest chuuba Nasa will collab with
https://youtu.be/qF4RN2pGlR0

saya soon

>>72697212
Fine, we'll do it ourselves/10

Uruka fills me with so much lust I can barely hold it back when she streams.
GOD I want to FUCK Uruka. So BAD.

>If Lia gets the Rumble Rumble fruit you’ll get shocked every time you ryona her

>>72697582

>>72696696
Skill issue. Enjoy your joke stream while I get a normal stream.

https://files.catbox.moe/gd3u96.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/xjq4ig.jpg
PANKO MANKO

>>72697676
>>72696696
I don't think I could survive a Lumi asmr

>>72696696
>the joke is that it's legit while everyone's expecting it to be a joke

what if the asmr turns out to be earnest and that's the april fools

>>72697762
>two biggest tsunderes of phase committing to the bit
nah

>>72697762
Would be pretty fucking funny ngl.

>fix sleep schedule
>starting to get sleepy
>tons of good streams later

>>72697698
>Shiina licking the belly bulge

>>72697698
Oh hey that looks pret-
>Shiina shoehorned in again
Eh

>>72697827
Same thing happened to me. It sucks ass.

>>72697698

>>72697664
I call the big one Bitey

>cuck posting in a streamers chat
Why?

>>72697698
weird and disgusting

>>72697866
I know I won't survive Saya. Sorry Nasa... Sorry Miku... Sorry Jerry...

>>72697865
Quit being brown and make or comm your own art then. This guy did it for free.

>>72697661
just use a baseball bat

>>72697577
who

>>72697827
I've somehow been on the same sleep schedule since around the end of last year, I hope I don't fuck this up because it's comfy as hell.

>>72698050
you know who

Love you Pippa.

I see some of you posting wemi. She is gone. Stop posting wemi. It's over.

Phase friend? Phase friend? PHASE FRIEND?!?!?!?
Phase friend Idi Amin?
Phase friend Lionel Messi?
Phase friend Ghengis Khan?
Phase friend Taylor Swift?
Phase friend, His Majesty the King of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of his other Realms and Territories, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith, Charles III?Phase friend Yagoo?
Phase friend Your Mother?

I want to kick Lia's cat down a flight of stairs.

>>72698184
Which Phase would buy a FFFFFFCUKING monkey?

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>72698172
i will never stop posting my adorable daughter wife with attitude

>>72698184
you forgot Phase Friend /pcg/

>>72698233
Literally fishman.

>>72697698
>Shiina

>>72698184
This but unironically.
Newfags won't remember the coronation redebut kino

There's really only one phase friend that is allowed or matters at all.
It's me
THE Phase boyfriend

>rendition is a fancy word for cover

no Pippants no Pippanties

>>72698172

>>72698544
no

>>72698544
So this is all this thread is going to be when those programmer socks finally get shipped?

Phasers are the best livers.
Good night, /pcg/.

>>72698630
nini vile niji tourist

>>72698597
Yes

STOOPID STOOPID BAKA

>>72698145
I am proud of you. You didn't forget your soundpost!

>>72698630
Goodnight my dear friend. I hope you have a good sleep and that the truth is revealed to you in a dream: that they are called connectors

>>72698597
Honestly, we need more phase cosplay.

I gotta question, do you think management tells them to use twitter? I think everyone but Nasa and the few times Michiru posts about beef, are super forced and fake as fuck. The only useful things posted on there is their schedules and whenever they have a random tummy ache.

Titanic sinking

>>72698544
Stop posting femboys.

>>72698828
Which posts seem forced?

>the splitknight hates jelly now and thinks her streams are watered-down garbage
how the fuck did we get here

>>72698959
go back faggot

>>72698544
trim those fuckin fatass caterpillar eyebrows anon, it's a phase connect cosplay not miss armenia 2024

>>72698544
Is that a fucking dude? Drake Bell really fell off, eh?

>>72698544
Pip penis?

>>72698798
People always go really weird and shouty when talents celebrate higher female viewership but honestly this is a big part of it.
More female viewers means more cosplay.
It shouldn't be a mystifying equation to a mind willing to engage with questions in a sane way.

>>72698959
I think Runie is garbage than Jelly

>>72698828
Anon. You're here because you're unable and unwilling to engage with regular society. How would you be able to tell?

>>72698630
Goodnight anon

>>72699069

>>72699069
>Runie is garbage than Jelly

Panko isn’t going to renew her contract.

>>72699069

I just got hit with a potent wave of deja vu. Quick, someone say something original to snap me out of it.

[Sad Jelly news]
https://twitter.com/jellyhoshiumi/status/1774609129644147030

>>72699201
I think Lumi's old model was better

>>72696416
woah

>>72699201
I made this post

>>72699201
PANKO MANKO

>>72699201
Hello yes, liaschizo here.

>>72698934
All of them. No matter the talent. Not shitting on the girls, but the "wacky" interactions seem so fake. At least when Remi is posting she's in character so of course it's going to be over the top but seeing that Wemi and Muyu are the only ones interested with sticking with kayfabe, the other girls just seem out of place.

>>72698959
>splitards
>ever mattering for anything

>>72699201
I love chinchillas

>>72699201
Enough! My ship sails in the morning. I wonder what's for dinner?

Saya is streaming tonight?! What madness is this?

>>72699001

>>72699201
I'm proud of you.

>>72699201
It don't matter. None of this matters.

Do you think Uruka is fully aware she makes men go feral?

>>72699201
After all, Lia is a teen idol sensation

>>72699235
too late

>>72699449
How much you want to bet he probably hurt his ankle jerking off?

>>72699201
Pippa LOVE

Blushing drunk Mii-chan…

>>72699545
No, she is better off not knowing

Wait a second, do girls have post nut clarity as well?

>>72699545
It doesn't matter She's a lesbian anyways and let's say she wasn't, she wouldn't date a commoner.

>>72699605

>>72698172
No

>>72699597
I'd take that bet

>>72699675
No, in the rare occasion they do have an orgasm they just turn off.

Wait a second, do girls have post nut clarity as well?

>>72699675
No. The flood of male sex hormones and subsequent swift shutting off the valve of aforementioned hormones is an exclusively male experience.

Fuck it, I'm going to do the Lia ratepost myself next time.

>>72699675
>>72699755
how did you mistake a DBZ pic for a Jelly cap?

>>72699676
“Lesbian” is code for my loving wife

Tenma could ride me if you know what I mean

[Runie news] If Tenma gets on top of you and rides you, it's over for you, you belong to her.

>>72699813
and why is vegeta edited to remove his widow's peak?

>>72699852
I don't know what you mean...Elaborate.

>>72699731
Fucking degenerate coomer.

>>72699866
I didn't even notice that.

>>72699852
Tenma could suck and fuck me, if you guys catch what im hinting at

>>72699201
I am from the future and I have a message for you. This coming Offkai will be the beginning of the end for some talents at Phase.
The chain of events that will be unleashed because of two particular males will be impossible to recover from.
Pray that your oshi is now one of the six.

>>72699755
She can't honestly think that will stop anyone right?

>>72699755
The joke was that her desk is not safe for work, given all the hazards such as water next to dangling extension chords and outlets, etc.

People glossed over ALL of that and just saw "NSFW tag". Absolutely hilarious.

>>72699752
>in the rare occasion they do have an orgasm they just turn off.
that... is not my experience, at all.

>>72699866
that's vegeta calvo, it's like ssj10 or something i dunno, i don't speak spanish

>>72699449
Before the amputation

>>72699967
That's because you have a penis.

>>72699755
Wait a fucking second, is this an April fools? Will the ASMR actually be serious?

>>72699932
Those males? All me

>>72699980
Always cool to see them working.

Does 10ma feel bony and hard, or soft and squishy?

>>72699951
flood it with AI porn
>>72700005
I mean when women I'm with have an orgasm

>>72699676
roru rumao
>>72699755
Ask Shiina

>>72699755
>my nudes on my profile
N-nasa?

>>72700024
The shadow clone technique is forbidden you know.

>>72699755
NASA???

>>72700068
She already got bonked and deleted it
I will not repost.

>>72699920
I don't quite get it.

>>72700000

>>72700068
sexy lewd dragon

>>72700141
Vtubers? Phase Connect?

>>72699920
It's subtle, but I think I understand

>>72700109
My seiso doragon....

>>72700050
>Watching vtubers
>Having sex
>Making women orgasm
So which one of your uncles works for Nintendo as well?

>>72700141
What a shitty get

>>72699920
No I don't. Explain.

>>72700048
Soft and squishy and perfect to mount

>>72700167
THIS
IS
4CHAN

>>72699852
>Tenma riding on your shoulders because her legs are too tired

>>72700068
April 1 in Japan. Why do people keep falling for this?

Tenma likely despairs internally whenever she sees some artwork of her as a housewife with kids and a husband. Not in the funny femcel way like Pippa.

>>72700279
>Tenma grabs strands of your hair to control you like ratatouille
>Makes you work out at the gym.

>>72700266
4chin? Sounds like your oshi should go on a diet.

>>72700377
To this day she is still seething for blowing her chance with Camelot

>>72700377
She should just begom Christian and adopt or surrogate

astronami owes me sex

>>72700214
PROTIP: dating a squirter is really fucking annoying
you have to prepare your bedroom like you wet the bed and keep extra towels ready. nothing can be spontaneous unless you want to clean up pee afterward

>>72700377
it's ok, she's a relatable internet coomer so she'll find somebody who shares her interests

>>72700377
That was a tough pill to swallow when I got into her

>>72700442
Shouldn't Temma be taller than him?

>>72700442
>literally who

>>72700489
haha... yeah...

>>72700522
I wonder if Saya's PC can handle running an emulated Gameboy game?

>>72700410
honestly a Tenma ratatouille spin off would be peak kino

Phaser who will cook for you?

How much trouble do you think Jelly is in for her nsfw joke.

>>72700601
0.

>>72700591
Memory

>>72700601
minimal to none

>>72700591
None of them. People hate me.

>>72700377
She is too old (not even 30 yet) to have a child now! Her life is over! Tenma wasted her life! She is not even 30 yet she wasted ALL her life!

Honestly Nasa should have seiso sexo with me

>>72700377
I can be her househusband

>>72700591

>>72700591
Uruka

>>72700591
I don't even want to interact with Lumi physically, I just want her food to be there after work before I play games.

>>72700591
Wemi. Unfortunately you may even have to eat it

>>72700591
Tenma actually. She said she likes to cook for others rather than being the one cooked for

>>72700666
Alien bug intestines. My favorite...

>>72700591

>>72700591

>>72700648
>he thinks it's about age

>>72700591
Memory who will kill you
Wemi who will kill you
Panko who can't cook but will say otherwise
or Ember who will exclusively bake, never cook

>>72700591
>boat shaped pizza
That's dumb

>>72696788
>Saya playing pokemon emerald
Ok, good for her, maybe she can make it into a consistent stream thing

>>72700768
What... what is that pink matter dish on the left side?

>>72700666
good evening, satan

>>72700591
Lumi's Easter cooking?

>>72700648
Oh Anon you don't know do you...?

>>72700648
anon...

[Uruka News] She's gay for Lia, but only because she wants her to be.

>>72700591
Eber

>>72700591
>Marry one of the talents
>You have to eat asian "food" she makes for the rest of your life

...naaah thx im good with just my delusions.

Man those God of War streams were great

>>72700828
Cat food I presume.

>>72700828
memory goop

>>72700928
PROOF Lia groomed Uruka, that SLUT

>>72700945
>marry one of the talents
>cook for her
Problem solved.

>>72700928
The threesomes between Uruka, Lia, and me…

if pippa had massive breasts would they be called big chungers?

>>72700928
No wonder Uruka enjoyed the fanart of her and Lia having a cub

>>72700932
>She makes a large dinner
>You sit down at the table excitedly expecting her to serve you
>She puts the entire buffet in front of her and starts going to town

>>72700945
You could theoretically just show her how to make the shit you like

>>72701026
if pippa had massive breasts I would cum a lot

>gen 3
fuck the stone age
fuck the ice age
fuck the industrial revolution
fuck land
fuck sea
fuck the ozone layer
fuck your subconscious desires

>>72701026
More like POOBAS!!! Haha!!!

>>72701062
>You watch her happily eating everything, as a tear of happiness trickles down your face

>>72701026
big fat rabbit tats
swung over her shoulders
leaking milk onto the back of her chair coalescing on the floor, seeping into the carpet and growing mold over time

>>72701101
...but most importantly, fuck Lumi!

>>72701026

>>72701101
What are you even talking about? Pffft, dork.

>>72701171
>happiness he says
>as his stomach growls in hunger
>you can briefly see her gaze dart to you for half a second before she goes back to focusing on her meal

>>72701231
Why did this make me laugh...

Cute bear

>>72701026
Boobkin Boopa

>>72701026

>>72696801
euronon...

where did all this Ember feeding lore come from

>>72701186

Ember is NOT fat! Ember DOESN’T eat a lot of food! And architects can GO TO HELL!!!

That time again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1W_aRvPTrBc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1W_aRvPTrBc

dragunny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1W_aRvPTrBc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1W_aRvPTrBc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1W_aRvPTrBc
Oh my god she's live.

Gen 3 was a mistake

Time for dragunny

>>72701269
The architect's stomach may be empty but his soul is full

>>72701269
>You reach for a half-eaten buttered roll that has slipped from her mouth
>She snaps at your hand like a ravenous dog

>>72701300
Cyberchunk

>>72697698
FUCK, that's hot

>Pibba is flat
>she hates (you) for no reason
This is incredibly hot

>>72701269
>you're dying of hunger, but seeing your cute wife happily chomping down her food makes you so happy that you forget about it
Such is the life of an architect...

nini /pcg/...

>>72701355
Will she make it to 2 whole hour's today?

>Saya's internet is already hort
Someone please lift this dragon child's curse. She has suffered enough.

pippa would just end up shooting herself.

>>72701494
nini Doremu, I hope Wemi comes back soon...

What's up with 10ma's title? Maybe she should take a break

>>72701539
Yeah, with my cum from my penis into her face and mouth and hair and she’d lick it and we’d fuck

>>72701552
wemi will return soon. i trust.

>>72701494
Nini anon

>>72701560
Streaming makes her bad thoughts go away

Dragunny is pretty cute. I'm glad she's been more active.

>>72699125
no...

>Sayas favorite pokemon are Arcaneenay and Umbreon.
Saya fucking stop. You're just going to make the posters smug.

Saya sounds very pregnant today

>>72701539
This lmfao holy shit.
Runie is so innocent.

>Saya keeps her microwave in her room because she's hungry all the time
based

>>72701692
I was already smug.

>>72699201
I want Pippa to drag herself across my chest naked while on her period and leave a bloody snail trail

>>72699008
>>72698863
Obsessed

>>72701494
nini

>>72701680
What does this image of jelly have to do with your post?

>>72701735
Is /tsunX/ truly the Global Architect Council of vtubers?

This post will trigger bump limit!

>>72701770
anon.

If a fucking GBA emulator kills Sayas computer then she needs a new computer asap.

>>72701841
It means I'm a Starknight appreciating Saya.

>>72701879
Ha ha you suck!

>>72700945
I hate Korean food

>>72700410
kek

Man I want to RAPE Jelly

>Uruka starts talking in chinese
>All of a sudden she's cute
WTF

Dollybear

>>72701879
You're losing your touch.

>>72701879
>off by one
You'll get em next time buddy

>>72701879

>>72699980
You're safe nowhere

>>72701952
Gross

>>72701952
I think Uruka's voice SUCKS

>>72701879
U-Uh please try next thread and don't be discouraged, you'll have your comeback soon

https://twitter.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1774617175845916799

Irys remains untopped

>>72702021
No, but her mouth does, specifically my dick

>>72700479
they're annoying

>>72702041

>>72702041
Sandpaper tongue

>>72700479
Fuck outside and hose her down afterwards.

>>72700948
I miss them

Bots going hard

>>72701026
She wishes

saya is cute

Is Saya going to just play regular emerald or is she doing some sorta Nuzlocke? I'm fine with either.

STREAM FORBIDDEEN
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Womor1UYMzM
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Womor1UYMzM
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Womor1UYMzM

>literally never streams
>instant 400
Who believes this

Is Uruka still insanely horny for her chat?

I really like Saya's model

>>72699201
OP is not a faggot.

>>72702246
>Nuzlocke
Highly doubtful.

>>72702261
stream Potion DAILY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvhXvqERMks

>>72702284
what

>rayquaza numba wan
Correct opinion, I like Saya.

>>72702261
STREAM FORBIDDEN

>>72702352
I still can't fucking believe that gave him a mega.

I am no longer nostalgic for Pokémon

Who would ever want the Glare Glare Fruit. It's just observation haki with downsides.

>>72701883
yes?

>>72702084

>>72702397
Based personal growthmaxxer

>>72702261
>>72702337
WHO DO I BELIEVE?

Whatever happened to Phase Music?

>>72702352
based

>>72702271
Contrary to popular belief Saya is an entertaining streamer anon. I myself try to catch every stream I can.

which Phase girl would be the most likely to have viewers submit semen samples for a taste test stream

>>72702447
stop asking questions

>>72702445
Follow your heart

>>72702445
Stream both at the same time.

>>72702352
She's right on something

>>72702424

>>72702352

>>72702502
Jerry. With a "Willing" Starknight to taste test.

>>72701879

>>72702447
Pretty sure Hime does most of the work on that and she's currently on break.

>>72702447
Banked on the hype to get people to buy the merch. Mission accomplished.

Michi...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5CoJtTdsNk

>>72702502
uruka

>>72702445
It’s ok, you can trust her

>>72702388
imagine being banned from ou, He's too op

what is uruka saying she rejected us for
I stepped out to do my laundry

>>72702502
That's just nasty bro.
/vt/ has this weird disconnect where they hate coomtubers but try to constantly push the envelope anyway.
Make up your mind.