/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>72296363
>How the fuck do you people even find all this shit
iirc tons of people connected with nijijp has history to "trolling" or harassing other people
the NND book of grudges is full of people affiliated with nijisanji

*GENERAL NUMBERFAG SITES*
>https://playboard.co/en/
>http://ikioi-ranking.com/
>https://vrabi.net/
>https://www.vstats.jp
>https://live-ranking.userlocal.jp/vtuber-ranking
>https://vt.poi.cat/

Hololive sites
>https://www.hololyzer.net/youtube/index.html
>https://trackholo.live/en/
>https://holosongs.com/
>https://holo-spotify-stats.jirikunes.eu/

Nijisanji sites
>https://niji-mado.web.app/stats/hourly
>https://twitter.com/2434rankings
>https://twitter.com/2434subscriber
>https://www.nijiuta.com/

Twitch
>https://sullygnome.com/
>https://twitchtracker.com/
>https://stats.roki.sh/

>>OP
need more exposed pits

>>OP
tits too big

>>OP
Recent clip numbers
>>72241016
>>72241038
>>72241060

are we ogey now?

wow, this's is like officially waging war between kfp and watamate

>>72298906
Never

my wife

* YESTERDAY’S FINAL TALLY *
>42,189: Pekora (Hololive)
>37,280: Bijou (Hololive)
>25,709: Koyori (Hololive)
>25,477: AZKi (Hololive)
>20,216: Hololive (Hololive)
>17,836: Hajime (Hololive)
>16,292: Botan (Hololive)
>15,340: Fura Kanato (Nijisanji)
>14,954: Okayu (Hololive)
>14,280: Mio (Hololive)
>13,827: Lauren (Nijisanji)
>13,665: Zeta (Hololive)
>13,181: Ame (Hololive)
>12,094: Fauna (Hololive)
>11,681: Kanae (Nijisanji)
>11,460: Yashiro (Nijisanji)
>11,349: Amelia (Hololive)
>10,925: Rena (Nijisanji)
>10,838: Towa (Hololive)
>10,721: IRyS (Hololive)
>10,396: Ars (Nijisanji)

>>72298908
Yeah helmir fucked up by blocking the nigga.
You just don't do that shit on flame war, it's the easiest way to shit on you

>>72298908
Why don’t you cowards give this guy reinforcements?

*YESTERDAY’S EN TALLY OF THE DAY*
>03/25 TALLY:
26,375: Bijou (Hololive) | Hollow Knight
13,181: Amelia (Hololive) | Unarchived Karaoke
12,094: Fauna (Hololive) | A Difficult Game About Climbing
11,349: Amelia (Hololive) | Post-Fes Zatsudan
10,721: IRyS (Hololive) | A Difficult Game About Climbing
9,026: Ina (Hololive) | Drawing
7,296: Dokibird (Indie) | Shadow of the Colossus
7,063: Nerissa (Hololive) | Phasmophobia w/ Kaela
5,592: Ren (Nijisanji) | Unarchived Birthday Karaoke


>EN GOLDS FOR MARCH 2024
1) Bijou (Hololive) - 28,629 - Keep Talking And Nobody Explodes w/ Kaela
2) Bijou (Hololive) - 34,018 - Unarchived Karaoke
3) Nerissa (Hololive) - 34,981 - Mamarissa Debut
4) Nerissa (Hololive) - 12,784 - Poppy Playtime
5) Mori (Hololive) - 31,760 - everything is great
6) IRyS (Hololive) - 24,609 - Endurance Karaoke to 1,000,000 Subs
7) IRyS (Hololive) - 63,442 - Hope to the Future 3D Live
8) Dokibird (Indie) - 9,983 - Apex Nessie Cup Tournament
9) Bijou (Hololive) - 24,829 - Pacific Drive
10) Fuwamoco (Hololive) - 18,225 - Arriving in Japan Zatsudan
11) Mori (Hololive) - 13,627 - Armored Core 6 Collab w/ Bijou, IRyS, Ririka
12) Dokibird (Indie) - 10,039 - A Difficult Game About Climbing
13) Bijou (Hololive) - 11,191 - Hollow Knight
14) Kronii (Hololive) - 43,516 - 3D Birthday Live
15) Fauna (Hololive) - 14,502 - A Difficult Game About Climbing
16) Petra (Nijisanji) - 24,843 - 3D Debut
17) Bijou (Hololive) - 13,722 - Unarchived Karaoke
18) Bijou (Hololive) - 30,684 - Hollow Knight
19) FuwaMoco (Hololive) - 8,616 - Post-Fes Zatsudan
20) Dokibird (Indie) - 21,576 - Holocure
21) Fauna (Hololive) - 12,135 - A Difficult Game About Climbing
22) Bijou (Hololive) - 56,459 - A Difficult Game About Climbing
23) Rosemi (Nijisanji) - 14,978 - 3D Debut
24) Maria (Nijisanji) - 12,229 - NIJIGAYO
25) Bijou (Hololive) - 26,375 - Hollow Knight

>PER COMPANY
19x: Hololive
3x: Indie, Nijisanji

>PER STREAMER
8x: Bijou
3x: Dokibird
2x: Fauna, FuwaMoco, IRyS, Mori, Nerissa
1x: Kronii, Maria, Petra, Rosemi

>POINTS PER STREAMER (gold = 5pts, silver = 3pts, bronze = 1pt)
64p: Bijou
25p: Fauna
24p: IRyS
21p: Dokibird
20p: FuwaMoco
14p: Nerissa
13p: Mori
9p: Kronii
5p: Petra, Rosemi, Maria
3p: Alban, Amelia, Axel, Kiara
2p: Mumei, Shiori
1p: Bae, Fulgur, Ina, Nijisanji, Wilson

>>72298908
>defends Kiara when she dined with people who pushed someone to suicide
>alienates the defender of Hololive
What the fuck is wrong with KFPs man

>>72298974
>Why don’t you cowards give this guy reinforcements?
>he doesnt know
take it you werent here or dont know about the pastebin?

>>72298963
Isn't there a mute function on twitter that doesn't notify anyone they're being muted?

https://twitter.com/GoodSmile_US/status/1772459233792970884
https://twitter.com/GoodSmile_US/status/1772459233792970884
All Myth has figma now?

Mori already back to 5.6k

>>72298925
his wife

MARCH 2024 HIGHLANDER
>1) 58,861: Miko (Hololive) Important Announcement + gyakutotsu
>2) 53,289: Nene (Hololive) 3D Bday [S]
>3) 153,264: Pekora (Hololive) 3D LIVE
>4) 40,088: Marine (Hololive) Shironeko Project [S]
>5) 40,553: Subaru (Hololive) company note at studio [S]
>6) 29,344: Koyori (Hololive) Spring Vtuber Koushien [S]
>7) 63,442: IRyS (Hololive) 3D Birthday LIVE
>8) 37,873: Kuzuha (Nijisanji) New outfit
>9) 43,886: Toya (Nijisanji) 6th Year gyakutotsu [B]
>10) 27,935: Hololive DEV_IS (Hololive) Regloss collab [B]
>11) 59,575: Shigure Ui (Indie) Shigure Ui vs Sakura Miko
>12) 20,160: Fubuki (Hololive) Lethal Company [4th]
>13) 32,225: Hololive (Hololive) day before expo
>14) 43,516: Kronii (Hololive) 3D Birthday Live
>15) 62,049: Kaisei (Nijisanji) Debut stream [S]
>16) 26,182: Fuwamoco (Hololive) Nerissa offcollab karaoke [5th]
>17) 38,355: Yashiro (Nijisanji) NijiProSeka tournament [4th]
>18) 44,267: Akari (VSPO) 3D reveal [S]
>19) 44,667: Tsumugi Kokage (VSPO) Debut stream
>20) 23,078: Noel (Hololive) Monster Hunter World [7th]
>21) 27,146: Hal (Neo-Porte) Spring Vtuber Koshien Hal vs Tsukasa [4th]
>22) 150,070: Suisei (Hololive) 3D LIVE Birthday + Anniversary
>23) 32,532: Shiina (Nijisanji) Spring Vtuber Koshien Niji vs Neo-Porte [4th]
>24) 55,292: Tsukasa Tenkai (Indie) 3D Spring Vtuber Koshien [S]


> PER COMPANY
14x: Hololive
5x: Nijisanji
2x: Indie
2x: VSPO
1x: Neo-Porte

>>72298908
long live the defeat of the schizo watamate

>>72299026
Yeah you won't be notified if anyone muted you, that's why you rather do it than outrightly block the other party if you had enough of them

>>72299031
>the sword goes in the shield
that looks good

I'll never let mori live this down if she slips gold

>>72298974
If /#/ anons start hanging around him and replying, someone will eventually notice and use it to discredit him. He’s doing fine by himself, and randoms are jumping in to back him up.

>>72299129
she is a regular in this thread so just shitpost about it here

I hate sand

>>72299208
I hate holostars

I know it's called the cripple tally but Mori vs Doki gold literally feels like watching a cripple race

>>72299239
April 2 is a national day of mourning for hololive fans

>Love Satan
>Big Ups Satan

Mori stop edging me

>>72299208
anakin...

Yeah she's not doing it

time to go to /ggg/ /gem/ /rrat/ /ope/ and tell them their girl is on moris stream being cute to get that holo gold

If Mori hasn’t taken the bathroom break, she’d probably already have this

>>72298983
Kiara even happily hang out with Millie offstream the very one that keeps gaslighting selen about perms and such before she made the attempt.

STOP CHOKING DAMN IT

I don't like how pale goth fauna's hair looks. Her standard green hair looks healthier and better

drama seems to be dying down. it’s too quiet…

>>72298908
KFP is the worst addition to the Hololive fandom ever. Not even Chumbuds could beat them

We'll demote Mori to ID tally if she somehow bottled this

>>72299420
What's wrong with Chumbuds...

Alright, I got to go to bed. It’s up to SEAs to carry Mori to gold now.

holy choke

>>72299410
>drama seems to be dying down
not really since its another free for all with regards to niji jp reputation as the "god branch" due to the whole suisei thing

>>72294314
>Helmite and Oboretai uniting against a common enemy.
this is bretty funny

do good shit to have people tab in mori fuck

If Mori is in the final tower when Kaela has her inbetween stream break in hour she might make it.

>>72298983
>>72299420
Don’t be stupid. It’s one little clique of retards. Even saplings have beggars in their ranks.

>>72299392
Proof? Looks just as beautiful as ever

>>72298983
kiara never care about anyone other than her self. if you have been watching her for almost 3 years you would know that already. i mean it's fine, it's her choice to be like that

Why is mori jobbing

>>72299442
Sheer size
By quantity I bet there's actually more homobeggars in her fanbase than any other EN

>>72299466
At this rate Mori is going to be in the bog by then

>>72299458
and yet holo still pushin salome collabs. how many of these btw. salome collabs are everywhere

>>72299420
>>72299442
>>72299498
You'll never be able to quantify it, so its meaningless to speculate unless you wanted to shit on a specific fanbase

what are the chances that the cute quiet girl at the back of my class is mumei

>>72299495
She's the tottenham hotspurs of vtubing

>>72299517
Would be almost as buff

>>72298974
because it's other watamates who should be backing him up, not /vt/ shitposters

>>72299498
After these events kpf are the worst by far

Holy FUCK this game is brutal. Why are you even allowed to fall that far?

>>72299442
they are creepy and witch hunts. but nowadays it's pretty tame i guess thanks to the lack of stream

>>72299567
0, because she's beside me right now

>>72298963
>Trying to start shit on KFP's home turf
My man fucked up
Should have just stuck to Reddit

>>72299548
the recent niji holo collabs have actually been playing into my advantage of rrat peddling against niji since people were curious about them and with niji being irrelevant outside jp you can basically mold their image

>>72299468
Fauna has never collabed with homostar before and the notion that a sapling would try to force her to isn't a real sapling.

>>72299608
Nah, the guy did good, he manage to keep ratio'd the kfp nigga.
But you just don't block the other party when having a twitter beef man, it's basically admitting a defeat. 100% the other nigga will use it to make it as if your arguments are irrelevant.

>>72299468
this. mostly it's the "hololive" unikeks did this, not the hardcore fans. and most of them only watch clips

mori stop whispering to me

>>72299593
don't fuck up

>>72299625
What kind of rrats that you've been cooking, doc?

>>OP
>numbers
>only hololive banner

>>72299631
Sadly there are plenty of vermin who plague the prechat, but it's all our responsibility to push back subtlety and with tact so as not to cause Fauna problems

>>72299480
There was that one time she consoled Ollie who was feeling down and comparing herself to other talents. Thought it was heart-warming but knowing what she really is and the concept of two faced bitches means that it was just lip service especially if just doing it to gain clout. There were really no need to said all those things on stream to actually help her now that I think about it.

>>72299729
i think he's the fag that was about to get doxed for being a retard on FB

>>72299740
Fauna's prechats are actually good though, whenever someone tried to bring up the homo there will always be someone else who told them to fuck off
Just like chumbuds

>>72299760
i mean i understand if it's olli herself spilled the bean

>>72299687
is the horn a boner euphemism?

>>72299792
That sapling? Me, or my alt account

>>72299791
How the fuck you manage to mess up your OPSEC game after hanging out in this thread for years?

>Losing to Doki
Why is Mori such a failure?

>>72299729
just spreading the old ones that most of the people outside here might not have a clue or have been misinformed (aloe/luna/polka niji harassment, mio being mass reported by nijisanji, etc) some stuff that hasnt crossed to the west (shiba begging money for her medical treatment, niji guy admitting on stream of criminal fraud and recieving 1 week suspension, ex-niji jp livers calling their old workplace a prison, kuzuha telling his fans to harass other streamers etc)

is the bog good or bad for numbers

>>72299886
good, it's necessary for the story arc

Faumeibros...
https://youtu.be/BOQRbGVoyYo

>>72299886
Mori is numbers poison

>>72299879
kek now that you mentioned it, what happened now actually plays perfectly to solidify the fact that nijinigs were the one who harrassed Aloe to graduation

SHE IS PULLING THE ASMR AFTER MALE COLLAB HACK AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
holy shit this is fucking hilarious

>>72299879
you don't have to censor all of that. this is /#/, not /hlgg/ or /nijien/

>>72299791
>i think he's the fag that was about to get doxed for being a retard on FB
lel sucks for that anon but theres 0 percent of me being doxxed because most of the accounts ive been using are the old dummy accounts ive used for old fb games

Mori...

>>72299924
>most of the accounts ive been using are the old dummy accounts ive used for old fb games
Kek, those were the days, man

>>72298983
chumbuds are based though

>>72299685
That's what I mean
He still think this is the subreddit where he has the advantage
Same rookie mistake containment breakers tend to make btw

Yawn it's so boring when Doki gets serious

Is Mori the biggest jobber in EN?

>>72299910
it actually is playing into the aloe and mio rrat

Random but why did MH:W enter peoples consciousness again?

>>72299973
never thought i would find new uses for them to be honest

>>72299990
new dlc?

And to think she was just 5 screens away from the babe 15 minutes ago

>>72299468
Yeah, it isn't hard to figure, but the amount of them showing up for this qrt brightened my eyes about how many of them

>>72299921
Classic kekarooooo

>>72300011
>Sub Doki numbers

>>72299687
fucking unicorns ruined my brain, played through unicorn overlord and my head was constantly going back to unicorn memes from here

>>72299975
holy fucking based, i've never seen kfps saying this kind of stuff...

>>72299921
Even though she said it was professional, she knows what she did and she feels guilty.

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1772483522915144145
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1772483522915144145
yab

>>72300000

>>72299990
new game announced, price cut, also rise was too "casual" for lack of a better word, mhw feels better

>Nobody replying
>Starts replying to himself

>>72299921
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE EMPLOY THE SAFETY PROCEDURE
INITIATE ASMR STREAM

>>72299899
Cute also wtf Mumei. Sometimes I forget how Mumei

>>72300057
many such cases

>>72299921
Ok this has happened too often now to be a coincidence. This is a legitimate technique not a rrat.

>>72300018
why is the chumbud playing ensemble stars?

>>72300048
lewd discussion......

>>72300048
https://kemono.su/patreon/user/19663307/post/100374336
Based

>>72300082
god i remember when kronii did karaoke or asmr before a male collab, it was fucking hilarious

>My Dearest (cover) *new*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxZeLM9rx7s
>DAYBREAK FRONTLINE (cover)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWexRFqs3Wg
>名前のない怪物 / Namae No Nai Kaibutsu (cover)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45ZfAdZuaok

>symmetry *new*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ADaIvhhcCU
>Shunkan Heartbeat Otonose Kanade SOLO ver.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=FnRwOG06UtI
>カバー曲 / Cover Songs
https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6qjLH_5VIDUEA7yBOKxdRPdI4vYmL-dR
>歌まとめ / All Songs
https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6qjLH_5VIDUogkBSe9WqTU0X1ia7xi_1

My uncle just died LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

>>72300105
don't post the link retard

>>72299990
CAPCOM OFFICIALLY ASKED PEOPLE TO PLAY IT WHILE WAITING FOR WILDS

>>72300126
uh, condolences?

>>72300082
because it works
when ririka said they will come back when I do asmr she was right

>>72299921
>>72300074
>>72300082
Someone should do some research and compile an image showcasing the phenomenon occurring with different girls.

>>72300035
Those unicorn memes are funny to look at. Mixing a sense of truth and delusion to it.

>>72300158
i have seen kronii,towa,bae,botan and now koyori

>>72300126
did he feed you tons of food?

>>72300130
I already downloaded it, I don't give a shit

>>72300082
Ririka leaked the internal management guidelines...

>>72300179

>>72300126
time for some huge inheritance supas

WTF IS THIS FAN MERCH

>>72300215
they really have females in management...

>>72299921
The fact that she even has to do this in the first place....unicorns were right again

Uhh Nijibros?

>>72300231
Pebble trafficking is inhumane...

>>72300219
oh right i memory holed the vcr arc...

>>72300231
flips think they're slick

>>72299031
I don't watch Kiara, but i really want this figma

>>72300084
>jnnie
Seems to be a fembud.

>>72300142
Thanks. Lung cancer. I plan on stopping smoking. Not for that reason but the taxes
>>72300224
Never worked in his life and had over a dozen kids

>>72300271
Don't doxx me like that

>>72299973
Kek, i think i still have 4 old accounts from that days.

>>72300150
>she was right
No she didn't kek.
Taking aside her usual nerissa-tier numbers, her SC reading floor is sub 2k. not even kiara ever peaked as low as that for SC reading

>>72298908
Is this the first Helmite defeat? Shameful display, took a bite more than he can chew

>>72300238
>unicorns were right again

>>72300231
WTF THAT'S MY BROTHER THERE
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

>>72299921
>membership asmr
>not a public one
No more half measures, Koyo. Either you do it right or do it wrong.

>>72300150
>when ririka said they will come back when I do asmr she was right
lel her numbers cratered anon the asmr did nothing

>>72300231
.....biboo could actually make a "pet rock" like official merch out of pebbles

Watching this. God this is great.
https://youtu.be/vlafJgBMrYk

>>72300346
reminds me of pippa yab again ? is that the AI slop? or the brown shit ?

>>72300231
huh thats actually pretty cheap for a river rock since people primarily use those to clean off calluses in the feet here

>>72300231
Bro what the fuck, pebble trafficking in 2024?

>>72300373
this little guy would make the best plushie

>>72300231
how much is 75p ? tf is p anyway ? Philadelphia?

>>72300385
ai slop
she had to backtrack her ai stance

>>72300379

>>72299879
When you think about it, this is the opposite of NDF

>>72300373
i would prefer the slime version and plushie.

>>72300231
>75 PHP
That's some expensive rocks

>>72300373
Is the copyright on pet rocks still in effect right now? I feel like she could sell a "pet pebble kit" with the googly eyes, gem, etc. and an acrylic display diorama you put your pet pebble in

>>72299921
Who the fuck popularized this?

>>72300231
I hate pebbles

>>72300379
shut up. mixed collab still the best collab ever

>>72300472
WTF bro?

>>72300455
She can't call it "pet rock" and you can't own the idea of selling rocks. Call it "pebble friend" or something

>>72300328
He won the argument, everything else is just twitter cope

>>72298983
What's impressive about KFP is how many of these subhumans there are relative to the small size of the fanbase, the ratio is absurd.

>>72300482
>even if they don't regularly watch them
Every. Single. Time.

>>72300048
The fuck is wrong with /baubau/?
I swear they're not that horny back then

>>72300472
Ey man, I ain't do no shit 'side uohing

>>72298908
is that a real KFP or NDF spy ? I can't understand their reasoning. clearly kiara against male collab but why her fans are like this ?

https://us.super-groupies.com/blogs/feature/gawr-gura-hololive-english-01-watch-jacket-bag-acrylic-stand-new-collaboration-items

>>72300455
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgIKMUw43KE

>>72300482
Pretty much all full Promise collabs were better

Pekora is out today it seem

https://twitter.com/SuperGroupiesUS/status/1772518856717680964
https://twitter.com/SuperGroupiesUS/status/1772518856717680964
This Gura merch looks sick what the hell?

>>72300569
wai wha

>>72299879
You missed the one about the guy that got in and admitted to being a date rapist.

>>72300546
>clearly kiara against male collab
She didn't say no

>>72300569
>reduced to merch mascot
my sharkie i miss your shark facts

>>72300569
american delolification strikes again...

>>72300569
Wait this shit is sick

>>72300546
>Nijibeggar, because of her Pomu saga
>Homobeggar, because of her welcoming Vesper's raid
>Holoan, because she occassionally talk like she's in the worst ever job in the world
It's the abomination of those three

>>72298479
funny thing about the second stage is that it's just a "tutorial" for the more brutal fan-made maps. afaik there's only one chuuba who had completed all the maps it's Itsuki from VerseN

>>72299921
Between the weakest unicorn in history vs the strongest gfe holo of today. Koyo started her domain expansion: Membership ASMR

>check TTS nip video about the nijifriend
>most comments are "not surprised"
kek, i guess getting chummy with the fleshbags nest of v-antis was bad, there are comments saying "why are nijis always the ones exempted from their hatred of vtubers"

>>72300569
...no my wallet

>>72300591
>You missed the one about the guy that got in and admitted to being a date rapist.
believe it or not that one is actually somewhat semi-maisntream now

>>72300621
what do you mean, this shit still look sufficiently loli enough

>>72300569
For the US site. Why are they so retarded?

>>72300648
fuck you i fucking spit my drink

>>72300527
This is the craziest fucking thing, at some point shouldn't they have the teeniest curiosity as to how the company you watch earns money, or do they think these streams happen because everyone wants to kill time and has nothing better to do

>>72300569
literally Covers money printer

>>72300569
>TWO FUCKING HUNDRED THIRTY
Yeah, my SEA ass's out
Sorry bois

>>72300364
She made the critical mistake of telling her enemies her next move, rendering it useless

>>72300569
>Cover making bank selling Gura merch
Its like an infinite money cheat wtf

>>72300675
>sea

>>72300231
>doesn’t know what a pet rock is

>>72300649(me)
>talking about pekora
this sounds a bit like gura, there are a lot of people that know gura and dont anti her but anti the rest, also gonna put this here >>69229841

>>72300569
yeah as if it's not obvious enough at this point that she probably can just go on without actually streaming for a year and will still being one of cover's top earners.
We're watching in real time how a megastar turned into a company mascot.

>>72300569
Honestly if I was Gura, I wouldn't stream either. Just make easy bank from all of the merch.

>>72300675
Yeah the watch is more expensive than 2 of her birthday set. Hope they make them permanent, so i can get them in the future.

>>72300637
>spoiler
Never doubt autism.

>>72300569
>>72300582
oh there's a japanese site too, hell yeah
https://www.super-groupies.com/feature/hololive_01_watch

the strongest watame lost.......

>>72300569
230$ watch, 230$ jacket
Its a premium bespoke merch

>>72300675
>SEA

>>72300580
God I love monhun (sans rise/sunbreak)

>Watch 230 dollars
>Jacket 230 dollars
>Bag 190 dollars
>Stand 25 dollars
Holy shit. Still buying it.

>>72300734
go back to twitter with your delusions

>>72300569
>>72300582
here i thought it was a half naked sharkie

>>72300569
>>72300582
this shit is gonna flo-
>>72300732
hmmm

what did they mean by this?

>>72299921
Lyrica...

>>72300786
means it's even easier to catch gooba's streams!

>>72300753
Thanks for replenishing the Gura "Don't have to stream if they keep throwing me money" fund.

>>72300786
KEKAROOO

>>72300753
I'm going in.

>>72300569
>>72300582
Why did they remove her iconic red?

>>72300786
kek imagine if Gura's 2024 outfit will be just this merch.
Basically becoming a living ads

>>72267504
https://youtu.be/l8Cyf6Pjm1A?t=2488
> Hololive Event's food tho *laughs*
> It cost like 1500 Yen for a wartime flavorless pasta or something
> If you went to migishi (idk what he said here), you'd get a 6x beef tongue meal for that price
> "The distribution was pretty good tho" - someone in chat
> *laugh* There's someone who actually went
> There's no secondary value for it right? If you got some acrylic or something along with it I'd understand
> It's kinda terrible isn't it?
> Well it's been like that for a long time though, honestly
> It's only that Hololive's events have overtaken everything else
> But food and stuff were much better at cons like the "Nico Nico conference"
> The funniest part was that while their fans were eating pig food, the hololive members themselves were eating some luxurious buffet food behind the scenes
> "4k yen for carrots in a plastic bucket?!" - chat
> Ah Pekora's thing
> I wonder if you guys would splurge that much if it was for something I made
> *continues seething about something related to Matsuri*
kek this retard is literally just browsing through all the 5ch anti thread rrats and seething about Hololive lmao
someone should probably save it before it gets privated

>>72300747
>started with World

>>72300792
>Lyrica

>>72300817
>fake ass receipt
post the real receipt, shill retard

>>72299990
20th anniversary celebration

GO MORI GO 5.7K

>>72300829
started with portable 3rd. still my favorite one

Mori hit 5.7k

30 more...

>>72300867
i played a fuck ton of united back in college, those were the good times

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qZwgJ1ghYE&ab_channel=MoriCalliopeCh.hololive-EN TAB IN

>forcing yourself to watch mori just so doki won't get gold

>>72300867
The portable game that came afterward was better in every way

>>72300569
>full set is more expensive than aus concert
>will sell more sets than tickets
Damn what’s the point of being an idol when you can just be a fashionista

>>72300817
>XXL

I opened Mori's stream for the first time tonight just so she could get cripple gold. You're welcome

>>72300828
based. the food was shit ass. atleast they are making fun of the food rather than my ina

>>72300898
she just fell

>>72300833
>Country of Origin: China

>>72300582
I want the watch and hoodie, the merch looks good unironically. Only complaint is I wish they added some red

>>72300901
I don't care about the cripple gold that much

>>72300846
That's a witch

Mori stop edging me you pink cunt

another blizzard sponsor

>>72300546
he is real KFP
>>72260707
>>72261384
>>72261549
>>72262364
and looks like he is well known among KFPs as lot of KFPs backing him up shitting on Watamate even tho he is a genuine FWMC anti

>>72300652
WTF how? Is FB that balls deep in rrats?

Kaela ending in 10 minutes might be the small push needed during the 30 minute break.

>>72300929
your phone and PC parts are also made in china

>>72300569
Watch is alright, but it's not terribly remarkable or makes me think of Gura all that much.
The jacket looks really cool, but I'm pretty disappointed and aghast. It's crazy expensive, given that the entire thing is made up almost entirely of Chinese Polyester.
The backpack is pretty slick, but like the watch, it's just not evocative of Gura to me and is super expensive.
The watch and backpack are a hell no for me, the jacket is going to keep me up at night. Does it say anywhere that it's a limited run?

>>72300848
retard. It says check out right there. I'm waiting for the verification code for my 2 factor shit so I can finish checking out.

>>72300929
>anons discovered that China is the factory of the world

>>72300346
pray that suisei says something about the latest drama that will trigger the beggars, you're almost about to bingo!

MORI PLEASE IM GONNA COOM

>>72300817
Why is the hoodie the same price as a whole watch

>>72300902
i dont mind 3u but i prefer the atmosphere around yukumo more than i do moga

>>72300828
Eh, I sent it to cover. They probably already know, but now the English speaking side knows as well

>>72300906
I'm 6'5" Midget clothes don't fit me.

>>72300971
so an anti idol watching the most idolesque girl ? wow what a retard saviorfag

>>72300901
I don't care about whoever is outside of Hololive I just think that Hololive should be on top so I will watch Mori and you will seethe

Smugora is shipped, I been seeing a bunch of them popping up
Your are meant to let this creature sit on your lap when you work, it is called “computer plushie” or something along that line

>>72301020
Thats probably the watch being cheap instead

>>72301046
onahole???

>>72300929
anon... almost all the stuff we use comes from china even the ones with the "made in usa" seal

>>72300569
>hoodie doesn't have Gura's iconic colors or patterns
This screams of Gura decision making. Actually, this makes the hoodie and backpack easier to color match with other clothing articles.

>>72301046
i always end up sleeping on my desk(home) after overwork so may be useful

Even when I want to watch not a vtuber for once I cannot escape, one of the most famous fleshbag vidya youtubers has Kiara's face in the shilling section of the video kek

I thought all of IdolEN were a bunch of no-names but today I came across this Rin Penrose channel that has like 700k subs wtf? What happened?

>>72300569
Yeah, I’m going in. I want the hoodie and watch. Going to fuck my wallet though

>>72301123
How new

>>72300980
>it's just not evocative of Gura to me
That's actually a plus in parts of the world with a stigma against weebs
Reminds me of the 2021 birthday tshirt merch
The dealbreaker here is that it's incredibly expensive

>>72300972
>FB
its mainstream enough that dramafag discords are talking about it anon
iirc first time it got mentioned was with the zaion thing last year since some people were criticizing nijis recruiters

>>72301097
Anon there’s the nousagi plushie for that
This is so you can play with it while being glued to the desk for 8 hours a day

You fucks tricked me into watching Mori under the guise of her getting cripple gold

Sisters are on another level of parasocial that would make spakeks blush

>>72301122
the video has 600k views in 12h already btw

>>72301123
Advent newfag not now pls

>>72301054
The watch is overpriced af.
A fucking MIYOTA 2039 movement, the whole thing is brand mark up price.

>>72301168
keep watching

>>72300569
>do nothing
>get merch and sponsorship deals out the ass
>live forever off royalties without needing to stream
Maybe we shouldn't have laughed at nijikeks 2%...

https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1772533950419796046

>$675 without acrylic
I'm tempted but it's like 20% of my monthly income

Has Mori mentioned Fauna at all

>>72300929
They couldn’t at least get the watch made in Switzerland or at least Japan (does Japan even make watches anymore)? I demand a $1000 gooba watch!

>>72301305
Just use Paypal, pay in 4

>>72301269
Few streams a year is better than watching a vtuber stream so he can eat, shit is depressing

>>72299921
This cannot be fucking real
It's such an absolutely unhinged and tone deaf response that I feel like JP management has been telling the girls to do this sort of strategy to ease losses from male collabs, but not because of any actual data but rather because it "sounds like it should work"
There's a glaring hole in this strategy though for anyone who knows the ASMR stream market and boy it's gonna be a shitshow when that comes into play
Anyway, I don't give male collabers money, and I have plenty of other girls to listen to

>>72301088
I doubt Gura had any say in this. Go see their catalog, all of their clothes piece follow that subtle design.
The designer deserves a raise, but hell with those material and those price.

>$230 USD hoodie
is it made of gold thread or something wtf

>>72300591
>>72300652
DAS RITE THE ONLY HONEST MALE VTUBER

>more Gura merch
Yeah fuck that man, I can’t just keep buying merch without any stream Gura. Yeah I’m done.

>>72301278
>"wallet..."
>"money..."
sorry chumbuds but this wasnt mean for normal fans also probably will not do good

>>72301332
I like vtubers who stream because they enjoy it.

>>72301362
Post merch

>>72301332
man now you reminded me of the nijiid guy who had to choose between feeding himself and paying the niji tax

>>72301362
>I can’t just keep buying merch
Proof sister?

>>72301278
I really wonder sometimes what goes on behind the scenes that Gura is getting all this stuff. A Hyte PC case is probably coming soon even.

>>72299921
Koyori...I don't mind but you stomped them and left. People may misunderstand but those that care know. Just don't do it ever again

>>72300569
euro here, what the hell is super groupies? Sounds like a swinger's club

>>72301305
GO FOR IT!
This kind of merch will only went up after the first hand

Yo uh... isn't this the artstyle as the guy that drew those womb tattoos for the holos?

>>72301443
cheap brand probably

>>72301432
>A Hyte PC case is probably coming soon even.
Kek Gura pretty much confirmed that she turned it down years ago because "It's just stickers" anon. that's why they went with Bae.

>>72301334
Ririka was the one who popularized this no?

>>72301362
Uh huh, you sound super in good faith there.

>>72301432
>I really wonder sometimes what goes on behind the scenes that Gura is getting all this stuff.
her shit sells, it's really not that deep

>>72300817
Not too bad but I reached my budget limit for the month for entertainment so no akas or anything till the first.

>>72301432
She was supposed to be the first for Hyte IIRC but she is too picky about the design etc

Did mori get cripple

>>72301470
No, because that guy is a huge Fatefag drawing Command Seal for Holos, these don’t look like his Command Seal

>>72301305
does someone own stuff from this place? a quality check may sound good

>>72301515
Mama mia

>>72301443
exclusively collab goods it seem

Cover doesn't do sea shipping yet, right? Actually, what's the DHL routing that they got for the northeast? A cargo ship literally destroyed a bridge in Baltimore like an hour ago. Cars we traversing the bridge too.

>>72301443
actually heard of them before when they had that yugi oh merch run
basically a "high end" version of hot topic but for jap stuff

>>72301524
Just shy.

Gooba merch makes me happy, I’ll probably get the watch and backpack. No reason for a hoodie when weather is about to be blazing hot soon.

>>72301559
>A cargo ship literally destroyed a bridge in Baltimore like an hour ago
Yeah, shit's mad man

Buy all the Gura merch get fembuds in return I guess it isn't that expensive if you think about this lol.

>>72301072
Aren't manufacturers for non-electronics like textiles starting to prefer SEA over china for cheap labor nowadays?

>>72300569
sigh..... guess I'll be having my offician Gawr Gura wrist watch

>>72301336
How much is the Suisei hoodie again? They're all made in China anyway, why is this one so expensive? No way they can justify that price unless it has Gura hand-sign on it.

>>72301575
The estimated delivery is December.

KEK! What fuckin jokesters these guys is

>>72301605
Those look cute

>>72301624
>Shart watch.jpg

>>72300042
I can't in good conscience called the combined set of interactions professional throughout.
For reference, the lowest I've gone is Pekoras Hikakin stuff, especially because it happened twice. That was just barely above my line. A one on one chat with Hal, playing with Hal forma de vtuber as a vtuber is just too much and having it happen on the back of previous tournies and the TRPG thing just made it too much for me.
It doesn't help that Hal is poison, either

>>72301624
>filename
yeah totally not guraseethe at all

>>72301633
I heard some Holo cards are really good in game cards.

>>72301604
Probably the brand. Like buying a Supreme or one of those Stanley tumblers.

>>72301668
I just buy them to display with my other merch

>>72301574
Jobber Jobbing

>>72301624
>Shart watch
phasekeks not sending their best...

>>72301668
Ayame was banned and a Gura/Mori deck won a tournament

>Gura does literally anything
>Sisters seethe
What's it like being this angry all the time when everyone else is having fun?

>>72301597
they are but its pretty hard to dethrone china for now since they already have the infrastructure for massive slave labor factories while sea is still trying to set up theirs

>>72301545
naruhodo
>"high end" version of hot topic but for jap stuff
sounds nice desu
>>72301573
>they had that yugi oh merch run
damn now I'm curious how it looks like, I love Yugi oh

>>72301624
dont worry phasebro, you will have your watch merch collab soon

>>72301691
Samemori bros ww@

>>72301643
>>72301662
>>72301686
>muh you can’t call her a shart!!
Gura has laughed at people calling her that tho??? Watch streams fags

>>72300412
Flip Peso.
75 php= 1.33 USD

>>72301597
Slowly, yeah. Mexico could join that group soon

>>72301735
Now now phasebro, let us get back to your containment thread

>>72300569
>>72300582
hoodie is chef's kiss. Already checking out. Is the clock automatic??? it's already 2024, please be automatic

>>72301723
https://us.super-groupies.com/collections/yugioh
it was for girls

>>72301735
timestamp? if you know her so well

The comments under the Gura merch tweets are all seething poorfags and euros.

>>72301559
>Baltimore
isn't this like a black ethnostate? My only source for this is HBO's The Wire series, kino btw

>>72301781
Don’t need to prove anything to you retard, she laughed at it many times in the past

>>72301701
Please don't tell me you're that sensitive

>>72301770
>No Jack Atlus merch
Worthless

>>72301573
>high end
my ass, shit are bottom barrel material.

>>72300569
Kinda funny that merch just comes out now without fanfare because Gura isn't around to shill it on stream.

>>72301827
negro why do you think i have it in quotation marks

>>72301812
so true sister im sorry

>>72301827
time to see that watch stop working after 2 months kek

>>72301812
time to go to your Ai Slop sponsored stream, phase bro

>>72301765
the fuck is this crap? i can sew this easy shit just give me a blue jacket

Bloop instead of Ebi...

>Mori vs Doki for gold
Finally, a battle between the biggest vtubers